Funny / Blackrock Chronicle

• Zoey gets Rythian drunk stating she has no ulterior motive for doing so. That is all.
• The frantic dash to rescue Gilbert the Snow Golem after Teep pushes him into water is equal parts hilarious and adorable (especially when Rythian pats the Snow Golem on the head.)
• Then the Great Mushroom War of 2012 happened.
  • Less than five minutes later Zoeya scares the living daylights out of Rythian by talking about "their baby". Which she named after the sword. Baby Jim of course turns out to be the Volcano they found in a much earlier episode. The moment she mentions it, a battle theme starts.
  Zoeya: It's okay I left him alone in the woods.
• This:
  Zoeya: I'm at the slide. I never got to properly test out the slide. I'm now going down the slide. I am approximately halfway down the slide. I'm now at the end of the slide... That was amazing, that was the best thing I have ever done.
• Rythian stumbles upon a pool filled with squids in the basement of the Crooked Caber. When Ravs reveals that the squids' ink is his beer's secret ingredient, Rythian briefly has an I Ate WHAT?! moment, but he quickly loses interest, stating that he doesn't care, because it still tastes good.
  • Gets a Call-Back in episode four of Rising - soon after Rythian, Zoey and Tee arrive at the Crooked Caber, Rythian asks if Ravs still makes the "squid ju- uh, not squid juice", staring at Zoey (who is walking outside), because she has no idea what Rav's ingredients are.
• The chicken invasion of Rav's bar.
• Also from #4 - Ravs gives Tee sugar cubes. Not long later, Zoey asks loudly who gave him sugar, and they all turn to see Tee spinning around wildly, throwing his head backwards and forwards. It needs to be seen for the full effect.
• Rythian lists off the increasingly long list of Zoey's professions, including hacker, programmer and "mushroom talker." Zoey then declares she's added 'doctor' to the list and unveils the tools she's made to help her with this: a makeshift TARDIS (that teleports the occupants to doors, somehow) and the Eleventh Doctor's sonic screwdriver, which she says only works if she goes "woo woo woo" while using it.
  • Also, she tried using solar power and Wi-Fi to power the TARDIS-teleport thing. Then Tee powers it by playing one-dino Lever Game with a lever connected to it that makes the door rapidly open and close. Zoey proclaims that it's kinetically powered and that she never thought the Lever Game would have a practical use.
  • Rythian walks in shortly after and comments that "it looked bigger on the outside." Guess what the episode is called.
• And when they use the machine to return to their base the episode ends on them all vanishing, happy having found Fishton. Episode 6 literally opens with Rythian standing in the Obsidian strewn ruins of Sick Bay's basketball court wondering what happened. When he finally finds Zoey again she has already upgraded her cyborg limb into a plasma-throwing power gauntlet that is apparently powered by chocolate milk, after a long misadventure with the exploding machine. Rythian is utterly confused and loses it
  Rythian: What the hell happened?! I was gone for like five minutes, and you come back here and you've got.. shooting- things and.. everything is exploded and.. Chocolate Milk?!
  Zoey: Time machine.
  Rythian: Oh god.
• Zoeya has encased Ringo the sheep's pen in metal because she's getting tingly feelings when she's around either him... or Rythian. She assumes that with Ringo at least, it's probably the radiation.

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