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I Ate What?

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said... 'I drank what?'"
Chris Knight, Real Genius

This trope covers instances when a character eats or drinks something that's not intended to be food. Most of the time, the character is not aware of what they're consuming; typically results in a Spit Take, Vomit Indiscretion Shot, or some other response once the discovery is made.

Inevitably produces lots of squick and Nausea Fuel. Might lead to It Tastes Like Feet when the dust settles. Often played for laughs as a form of Vulgar Humor. A common lead-up is to have the unfortunate consumer use Sommelier Speak to describe the supposedly rich and complex flavor before being told that what was consumed was not the delicacy they originally thought it was.

Differs from Foreign Queasine, Reduced to Ratburgers, and Alien Lunch in that the stuff eaten wasn't supposed to be eaten by anyone, even in desperation. Bob drinking Rigelian bloodwine ("a delicacy on my planet!") is not this trope, but Bob drinking Rigelian rocket fuel is. Similar to Mystery Meat where a random meat-like byproduct is the unfood in question.

One of The Oldest Tricks In The Book. A very popular trope is Eating Shoes.

Compare Eat That, Secret Ingredient. Contrast with Bizarre Taste in Food, Gargle Blaster, Masochist's Meal, Fire-Breathing Diner, and Even the Rats Won't Touch It. Also see Lethal Chef and Evil Chef, two people who may be involved with this trope. Cool Clear Water might be subverted for the drink-based version of this trope. Subtropes include You're Drinking Breast Milk, The Secret of Long Pork Pies, and Stock Yuck.

Note: If it's human flesh being eaten, then the trope is I'm a Humanitarian or To Serve Man.


Examples:

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     Anime and Manga 
  • More of an "I Drank What?" example happened in episode 3 of Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?. Sharo suggests an unnamed herbal tea for Cocoa. She then brings out some cookies, but Cocoa says they aren't sweet. Sharo then tells her that the tea she drank numbs your tongue's sweet receptors for a short while.
  • In Tenchi Muyo War On Geminar, everyone celebrates Kenshi's excellent cooking. They ask what his secret is, and he innocently reveals he crushes dried bugs into powder and sprinkles the food with it. The only one who doesn't freak out is the nature-attuned elf Aura, who says it's genius and she should have thought of that. Kenshi doesn't understand why everybody else is freaking out.

    Comic Books 
  • In American Born Chinese, the caricature Chin-Kee urinates into someone's can of Coca Cola as part of a prank. When the character later discovers this, he throws up.
  • In Blue Monday, one of the events in an escalating prank war involved the boys sneaking pubic hair into the girls food. When the girls find out, two of them shriek and fling their burgers away in disgust, but the third one doesn't mind the taste.
  • Chew. The protagonist psychically knows the past of everything he eats (except beets). He ends up using his powers to take a bite out of crime as all he has to do is eat a piece of, say, a murder victim to know exactly what happened to him. Expect plenty of squick. He first discovers his powers when checking out a lead on a place illegally serving chicken soup. It turns out to be something else entirely.
  • Rat-Man author Leo Ortolani once made a spoof of the new Star Wars trilogy. The character Dark Mouse, a parody of Darth Maul, was asked by his master (an expy of Emperor Palpatine) about what evil deeds he did that day, and he answered: "Did you think it was beer in that glass I gave you before?". Some time later, the master replied: "Did you think the cake you ate before was a chocolate one?".
  • In a story from the Little Archie comic, one of Little Dilton's inventions receives an alien cooking show. Little Jughead makes up a batch of cookies, following a recipe from the show. People love them until they find out what is in them. Among the ingredients are wood chips.
  • In an issue of Secret Six, Cheshire and Dr. Psycho dined with Vandal Savage after failing him. During the meal, Cheshire suspiciously asks what the food was. The answer: Solomon Grundy. Cheshire throws up, while Psycho asks for more, and Vandal Savage delivers the immortal line:
    Shut up and eat your Grundy.
  • Hellblazer had a story where the First of the Fallen showed up to collect the soul of Constantine's friend Brendan, a consummate drinker and magician. One of his last tricks was performing a working that would turn a spring under his house into pure stout, and John claims to want to "upstage" Brendan by sharing a drink with the prince of darkness. It's only once the stout goes down that John reveals the spring was blessed by a saint, making the base of the stout holy water. The First's reaction: "Interesting — what?" And then John cuts off the spell, turning the stout back into holy water.
  • In Persepolis, for a while, the author has to wait tables in Austria. When one of the guests molests her, the cook sneakily avenges her by spitting on his schnitzel.
  • When Adam Warlock gained possession of the all-powerful Infinity Gems) from Thanos, he was ordered by the Living Tribunal to separate the Gems so that they might never be used in conjunction again. As a result, he formed the Infinity Watch, and distributed them among the six members (himself included). In the case of Drax the Destroyer, whom he gave the Power Gem to, Drax, suffering from brain damage at the time which had reduced his intelligence and personality to that of a child, thought it was candy and swallowed it. For a long time, it remained in his non-functional stomach, and even when he regained his true intelligence, he never truly figured out how to use it only able to do so subconsciously. (Everyone he gave the Gems to could be trusted not to abuse their powers for one reason or another, which was the reason he chose each of them.)
  • This is Weird Pete's reaction in Knights of the Dinner Table on discovering that his character drank two pints of owl bear urine.
    • In another story, B.A. buys a case of "Hacky-Snacks" from Weird Pete. Only after one of them bites into a particularly rancid one do they notice that the snacks are years past their sell-by date.

    Fan Works 
  • In a Breather Episode of Futari Wa Pretty Cure Blue Moon, Binbeat, who's perpetually nine and can't read Japanese, accidentally eats the moldy bread from Mia's science project. He's sick for the rest of the day, and doesn't even bother fighting back when his Monster of the Week is defeated, just going home and complaining about a stomachache.
  • Hobbes unintentionally bites into a "Slab 'O Scabs" in Calvin & Hobbes: The Series, thinking it was jelly toast with raisins.
  • In Call Me In the Morning Draco Malfoy thought that Harry was using an aphrodisiac to attract girls and offered to pay Ron for the recipe. Ron, recognizing the prank potential, gave him several unlabeled recipes for things Fred and George allegedly made specifically for Harry. Draco drank the first one, which turned out to be a tropical-scented suntan lotion, and promptly tossed his cookies.
  • In Harry Potter and the Dream Come True Harry put a spoonful of dirt into his relatives' dinner before serving it to them.
  • In Perfectly Abnormal Harry put a spider in the pancake batter while making his relatives' breakfast.
  • The Great Alicorn Hunt has a Running Gag of poor Apple Bloom eating new foods only to discover that they're made from materials/with techniques that she finds disgusting, causing her to vomit.
  • Anthropology is a downplayed example. While most human beings wouldn't find hamburgers horrifying Lyra isn't exactly keen on eating meat. It becomes her first meal in the human world, to her disgust.
  • A humanized Twilight Sparkle has a similar reaction in A Twilight Landing after belatedly learning what sausage is. Meat-eating is considered an abomination in Equestria, and no animal there is purely carnivorous unless it's evil. Fortunately, she isn't the least bit angry at Jo, who fed her a sandwich with sausage in it when she thought she was just a crazy girl.
  • In The Wheel And The Butterfly Saga, Pinkie doesn't take finding out what burgers are made of very well, since Equestrian cows are sapient and she has some as friends.

    Film 
  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire pulls this on poor Milo. Subverted in that it's actually just a canteen of water.
    Vinny: You didn't just drink that, did you? That's not good, that's nitroglycerine. Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray...
    Mole (sneaking up behind Milo): BOOM!
  • In Dumb and Dumber, a cop who pulls Lloyd and Harry over takes a sip from a bottle of pee which he thought was beer (Lloyd had to go to the bathroom that badly). They try to warn him, though after sipping, he immediately turns nauseated and tells them to get out of there.
    • Also happens when an enemy poses as a friendly hitchhiker, intending to drop pellets of rat poison into Harry and Lloyd's food. Before he can succeed in this, he needs first aid for a stomach ulcer flareup (which was induced by Harry and Lloyd's own practical joking). Harry and Lloyd try to administer his emergency medication, but they mistakenly feed him the rat poison instead.
  • In Little Monsters, Brian's monster friend Maurice takes him on a tour of his nightly pranks. For the last house (a bully's house—by request), Maurice switches out the tuna salad in the bully's lunch with cat food and the apple juice with fresh urine. Next day, during lunch, Brian is audience to the hilarity.
  • In the second Austin Powers movie, Austin drinks Fat Bastard's stool sample, thinking it is coffee.
    Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
    Basil: (sees the stool sample) ...It is shit, Austin.
    Austin: Oh good, then it's not just me. (drinks) It's a little nutty.
  • In the movie Fight Club, there are several references to people urinating or worse into food.
    "Tyler was now involved in a class action lawsuit against the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup."
    • Later in the movie:
      The Narrator: (after Marla orders clam chowder) Clean food, please.
      Fight Club Member: In that case, may I advise against the lady eating the clam chowder.
  • A non-bodily waste example in Top Secret!.
    Nick Rivers: [grabs bottle off of table] Mind if I have a swig of this?
    Chocolate Mousse: Go right ahead.
    [Nick drinks, then spits it out]
    Nick Rivers: What the hell is this stuff?
    Chocolate Mousse: Gasoline! HAHAHAHAHA. (glug, glug, glug)
  • In Fruit Chan's Little Cheung, a disgruntled prostitute drops a used tampon in her pimp's cup of tea, and he drinks it without noticing.
  • Real Genius is the Trope Namer, but the actual example of this trope is in an unrelated scene, and subverts it. Chris gives Mitch a beaker of something to try, then claims it is something he found in one of the labs. As Mitch spits it out, Chris mentions that it is actually just yogurt.
  • Problem Child 2 has Junior doing this with a pitcher of lemonade that he was asked to refill by two snotty twin girls running a lemonade stand. He tops off the lemonade by peeing in it. Naturally the father of the snotty twin girls buys a glass and drinks it, describing it as tangy.
  • In Waiting, a "beeyotch" makes the mistake of pissing off the waitstaff. Her food is... enhanced, so to speak. And made so that she doesn't even know what she's eating.
    • For the morbidly curious: The cooks put pubic hair, dandruff, and spit on her food. One guy even rubs the garlic bread in his pants and all over his penis and testicles.
    • And for those of you even MORE curious, yes, this is Truth in Television. Always, always, be Nice to the Waiter.
  • American Wedding (the third American Pie film) has Stifler waiting for a ring-eating dog to defecate. When he gets it, the bride's mother mistakes it for a chocolate truffle and Stifler tries to prevent her from eating it... you know, just by remembering this I feel nauseated. Figure it out yourself.
    • Clearly he has learned from what happened to him in the first two films. More of the same, different bodily products and delivery methods. (one example also fits the trope: he drinks from a beer left by a couple in a bedroom. Which Kevin mockingly describes as a "Pale Ale"...)
  • When Borat is interviewing a politician, he brings a gift of cheese, claiming it is a Khazakstan custom. After a beat, he adds that the cheese was made with his wife's breast milk.
  • In the first Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, Dave catches Theodore with a chipmunk dropping on the sofa. Simon insists it's just a raisin, and proves it by popping it into his mouth. After a satisfied Dave leaves, Simon spits it out, then tells Theodore, "You owe me one." The trailer originally had shown Alvin eating the "raisin", making this a case of Never Trust a Trailer.
  • Epic Movie: In the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-spoofing stretch, Edward notices what he thinks is the chocolate river, and quickly gulps some "chocolate" up in enjoyment. After a beat, Willy points out, "That's actually the sewer line," causing Edward to gag in disgust. (How could he mistake the taste of sewage with that of chocolate?)
  • In Caddyshack, people freak out on seeing what appears to be a turd floating in the pool (it's actually a candy bar), so they have Carl empty it and steam clean it. Carl then finds it, realizes it's a candy bar, and eats it (the swells still think it's a turd). Considering it's been floating in pool water, that's still pretty gross.
  • In The Lost Boys, the way someone's turned into a half-vampire is by being tricked into drinking blood, being told it's wine.
    • Also when Michael is eating rice with the vampires, David (Kiefer Sutherland) says to him, "Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?" - upon which Michael suddenly notices (or has been fooled into thinking) that his meal is a writhing mass of maggots; he reacts appropriately.
  • Subverted in Demolition Man. John Spartan orders a burger, then proceeds to heartily eat it. Upon being reminded to check where the meat's coming from, he finds out it's a rat-burger, which deeply disgusts his two partners. He looks at it for a moment, then cheerfully resumes eating it.
  • Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea combines this with From My Own Personal Garden when Captain Nemo serves Ned Land octopus embryo-flavored gelatin.
  • In The Naked Gun 33 1/3, Frank goes to the crime lab where Ted has been examining the explosive used in the bombing their investigating. Frank dips his finger in the petrie dish on Ted's desk, tastes it, and begins to deduce what it tastes like, when Ted informs him that the petrie dish contains Fertilizer, evidance relating to a completely seperate case. Frank makes a "yuck" face and while Ted continues his monologue, Frank grabs a random beaker full of yellow liquid off his desk to wash the taste out of his mouth with. In a double-whammy of this trope, Ted then takes the beaker off Frank's hands saying, "Let me take that urine specimen from you, Frank.", leading to the mandatory Spit Take.
  • In The Polar Express, The Boy accepts a cup of what is ostensibly coffee from the trainhopper. A Spit Take occurs when the hobo removes his freshly-cleaned socks from the kettle.
  • Cecil B. Demented: "It's goat urine!"
  • In Tropic Thunder, Tugg Speedman tries to prove a decapitated head is a movie prop. He licks blood from it and nibbles some of the insides while thinking it's just corn syrup and latex.
  • In Dennis the Menace, Dennis tries to clean up spilled paint with a vacuum cleaner. Reversing the vacuum causes a large blob of paint to launch into the sky and plop into a meal Mr. Wilson is cooking in his backyard. Mr. Wilson casts a Death Glare towards Dennis' house when he tastes his food and makes the connection.
  • The The Private Eyes, Don Knotts sips liquid from a black bottle while interrogating the house staff. It takes a few sips before he thinks to ask exactly what it is he's drinking, and he is informed that he's been quaffing ink. A rare ink from the Middle East. Made of buzzard pus.
  • In Road Trip, a waiter licks some French toast and stuffs it down his pants before serving it. The customer, oblivious to the prank, cheerfully eats it, saying it is the best he has ever had.
  • In UHF, "Weird Al" Yankovic's friend accidentally eats dog biscuits during the filming of a kid's TV show. As he's in character as "Bobbo the Clown", he has to fake a smile even as he's grossed out by the taste of the "cookies" he's supposed to be doing a product placement for.
    "That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver and tuna taste, with just a hint of cheese!"
  • The Human Centipede combines this with horror and just plain nausea. The words "mouth to anus" are a story arc, if it's any hint.
  • Hollywood Knights: The heroes all urinate in the punch which is then served to the authority figures.
    Policeman: I can't quite place it, but I've had this taste in my mouth before.
  • Kingpin
    Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
    [Takes a drink from the bucket]
    Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
    Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.
  • In The Smurfs, Grouchy lands in a candy dish full of blue M&Ms in a toy store which he mistakes for "Smurf droppings" and ends up eating them. Earlier on, Clumsy mistakes liquid soap for something edible and tries it out, only to not like the taste of it before he burps out a bubble.
  • In Superman III, Clark Kent and Lana Lang have a picnic out near the wheat fields with her son. Clark tastes what he thinks was good pate that Lana made, only for Lana to point out that it was dog food. Clark still continues to eat it.
  • Subverted in the film version of The Devil's Disciple: after eating a bowl of soup, General Burgoyne asks one of his men what was in it. Clearly expecting this reaction, the soldier admits that it was rattlesnake. General Burgoyne doesn't even miss a beat before pronouncing it delicious.
  • In Paul, Agent Zoil drinks Clive's pee.
  • The "Rocky Mountain oysters"note  in Funny Farm.
  • In Clue, Mr. Green has this reaction to The Reveal of the contents of the dinner eaten at the beginning of the film.
    Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.!
    Mr. Green: ...Is that what we ate? [rushes off making retching noises]
  • Played with in The Illusionist when Tatischeff is being fed soup by Alice while also looking for his rabbit (that escaped without either of them knowing). The cookbook Alice is using is out on the counter but turned several pages when the wind blew through the window. Tatischeff looks at the cookbook to see what he's eating and it's on a rabbit recipe.
  • Holmes gets chastised by Watson in Sherlock Holmes for drinking a bottle of a chemical intended for use in eye surgery. The sequel has a similar line when Holmes pours himself a glass of formaldehyde. Subverted in the fact that Holmes knows perfectly well what he is drinking.
  • In Jan Švankmajer 's short film Shoes the characters eat several unusual things: knives, flowers, clothes, tables, napkins, chairs, body parts...
  • A Running Gag of The Three Stooges involved various characters, usually the supporting cast, to drink what they assume to be coffee but what is really brown paint.
  • In National Lampoon's Vacation, during a rest stop, the family is eating lunch in a park. However they realize the food smells rather funky and is soggy. Its then that Ellen realizes that Aunt Edna's dog has wet on the basket. Clark, who was busy ogling a girl he had seen on the highway and had taken a bite of a sandwich, promptly spits it out. Edna on the other hand, shrugs and continues eating her sandwich.
  • In Due Date, Darryl unwittingly brews Ethan Tremblay's father's ashes into a coffee. After realizing that he just drank his father he takes another sip momentarily forgetting what was in the coffee.
  • In Escanaba in Da Moonlight, Reuben drinks a potion given to him by his Native American wife, which is said to be a special spritual remedy of the Ojibwa tribe to bring good luck during deer hunting. They all drink it without question, after which Reuben reveals the contents. They start out innocent enough, with cow's milk, spices, maple sap and barley then quickly go on to dried earthworms, squirrel gizzards and moose testicles. Cue Spit Take from two of the other guys, followed by Cloud Cuckoo Lander Jimmer finishing off the rest of the other guys' drinks.
  • A deleted scene in Avatar has Jake eating in the Na'Vi village.
    Jake: These rock! What are they?
    Neytiri: Teylu. Your people know them as beetle larvae.
    Jake: Beat Those are pretty good Teylu. Reminds me of my grandma's food.
  • In Striptease, Ving Rhames puts a cockroach in a yogurt pot in order to make a phony lawsuit to the manufacturer. The lawyer's secretary eats the thing... and despite the "CRUNCH!" sound, she remains unfazed.
  • In Moving Violations, Deputy Hank performs Fingertip Drug Analysis only for Dana to tell him the white powder he is licking is actually guano.
    • Ace Ventura has a similar reaction in his second movie. Bonus disgust as he's afraid of bats.
  • In The Help a maid who'd been unjustly fired gave her ex-employer a "chocolate" pie. When the victim discovered what she'd really been eating, her own mother found it hilarious.
  • In Zhang Yimou's Red Sorghum, the liquor that got pissed in (before distillation) tastes better.
  • The eclair scene in Van Wilder.
  • In the first Terminator. The police officer takes a swig out of a coffee cup: "That coffee's two hours cold. And I put a cigarette out in it." Subverted a little, in that he doesn't seem to mind.
  • Variant combined with Senseless Phagia: in Minority Report, the doctor who performed the eye transplant on Anderton left him a sandwich and milk in the fridge... while also leaving rotten similars as well (after all, Anderton's temporarily blind and was responsible for his arrest). Guess which he goes for?
  • In the horror anthology film Body Bags, the host character the Coroner (played by John Carpenter) downs a few glasses of the lethal chemical formaldehyde to set the mood.
  • In the WWII movie They Were Expendable, an ensign is touring the temporary camp the naval company has made, and he shows a visitor where the cook is and takes a sip of the "soup", which leads to a Spit Take. Turns out it's dishwater.
  • In Compulsion, Det. Reynolds (Joe Mantegna) is investigating the disappearance of actress and author Saffron Nelson (Carrie-Anne Moss), and has come to suspect her next-door neighbor, gourmet chef Amy (Heather Graham). He realizes with horror that Amy had killed, butchered, and cooked Saffron—and eaten most of her—only after he had just finished eating the last of the evidence, which Amy had just served him. The weirdest part is that it was Saffron's idea, and she asked Amy to do it.

    Literature 
  • In Animorphs, Ax's Sense Freak tendencies resulted in him eating non-foods on several occasions. He's lucky that morphing heals.
    • And yet he doesn't seem to care when he eats something that's not supposed to be eaten (engine oil, cigarette butts, dryer lint, etc). Everyone else complains, but not Ax.
  • The Doctor Who Eighth Doctor Adventures novel Timeless has Fitz doing this with a chunk of "cheese" he found in his friend Anji's flat, which had been abandoned for months anyway. She says she didn't have any cheese, and he is understandably perturbed.
  • In re-prints of the novel Fight Club, Palahniuk adds a foreword. In it, he notes that many ex-waiters told him that tampering with food was Truth in Television, including one man who claimed to be a former waiter at a 5-star London restaurant who bragged that Margaret Thatcher had eaten his semen five times.
  • In Pretty Little Liars Aria becomes a vegetarian after eating puffin.
  • The main character of The War of the Flowers by Tad Williams has to be told what "pixie dust" means when you're in a reality with actual pixies.
  • Laurence Yep's Dragon Series novel, Dragon of the Lost Sea has a boy named Thorn persuading the witch Civet into letting him cook a meal for her. He hides one of the Monkey King's hairs in her bowl of noodles. And after she eats them, he speaks the magic words that cause the hair to change into an unbreakable chain.
  • One Running Gag of the Nightside series is for Alex, bartender at Strangefellows, to offer a beverage called "Angel's Urine" to the unsuspecting. Sales declined after word got out that it's Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
  • At the end of the book/movie The War of the Roses, Barbara Rose makes dinner for Oliver, who compliments her paté. She says, "Don't thank me. Thank Benny." Benny is Oliver's dog.
  • Anodyne Liniment is a medicine that relieves aching muscles and is meant to be rubbed into skin, not taken orally. In Anne of Green Gables, Marilla breaks a bottle of the stuff and pours it into an old vanilla bottle. Anne Shirley gets such a cold that she couldn't tell the difference between the medicine and the bottle's original contents, and Hilarity Ensues when her cake is served for tea.
  • In Trainspotting (book only), a girl jobbing in a restaurant is hit on by some English Jerkass tourists. She retaliates by putting all kinds of squicky stuff in their food.
  • In the Northland Series, Drake is not at all happy to find that the hallucinogenic liquid he'd drunk had been REINDEER PISS?.
  • In W. F. Miksch's The Addams Family Strikes Back the Addamses threw a party to celebrate Grandmama's success as one of the witches in the PTA production of Macbeth. The wife of the school principal asked for the recipe for the "Demon Dip" and after "witch's butter" - which gave it the blue color - and lizard entrails were mentioned, snapped that Morticia didn't have to tell her if she didn't want to. A similar goodie was the "Whirling Dervish Wassail," a punch that consisted of "an exciting and tangy blend of quicklime, witch elm, mare's tail, Saint Elmo's fire, and several other potables which could hardly be described as inert ingredients."
  • A hotel maid in Dedication finds herself compelled to eat some semen left on the sheets by a talented author by a black magic spell intended to replace her rotten husband as the father of her unborn child.
  • The Canting Crew of Discworld regularly dine on old boots. In Hogfather, Death swaps their boots-and-mud Hogswatch dinner for the contents of a fancy restaurant's kitchen, so the restaurant's chefs improvise a complete menu of "aged beef" recipes from what's available. And wind up having to cook their own footwear too, when unwitting diners keep ordering more.
    • In Unseen Academicals, Pepe is looking for the bathroom in the middle of the night but finds an empty champagne bottle first. Madame unwittingly drinks it and says "this stuff has gone horribly flat."
  • In Harry Potter Harry, Ron, and Hermione are eating what they think is a beef casserole in Hagrid's hut... then Hermione finds a large talon in her serving. They lose their appetite pretty quickly after that.
  • This is how Rock in The Stormlight Archive gets sent to the bridge crews. "I may have, uh, enhanced the soup".
    Teft: Wait, you put chull dung in Highprince Sadeas's soup?
    Rock: Er, yes... Actually I put this thing in his bread too. And used it as a garnish on the pork steak. And made a chutney out of it for the buttered garams. Chull dung, it has many uses, I found.

    Live Action TV 
  • Divorce Court: The 1980s version had an episode where the wife fixed her husband and his beer-drinking friends chili ... not informing them until afterward that the "meat" was actually dog food. Fortunately, none of the guys became seriously ill, although there was plenty of vomiting.
  • In Fringe, Walter is growing an artificial ear in an organic incubator, but Peter almost eats it thinking it's an omelette.
  • In JAG, Harm and Mac are in Iran meeting with a Bedouin chief in his tent to make a deal for the stealth jet he "confiscated" after it went down in the desert. Harm is given a cup of something. Upon asking what it is, the Bedouin chief says it is camel milk. Harm looks at it for a while, shrugs, drinks it and says it is pretty good. All while Mac looks on incredulously.
  • Night Court - Art, the courthouse's fix-it man, fixed Harry's coffeemaker and used some powder labeled "Herb" to test it.
    Harry: Hey, this thing's empty!
    Art: Oh that, yeah I'm sorry, Your Honor, I had to use that herb tea to test the coffee maker.
    Harry: Art, this wasn't herb tea! This was Herb!
    They look over and see Dan standing at the coffee maker, his mug frozen against his lips
  • The famous "Crunchy Frog" sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus. While one could make the argument that eating a chocolate-covered (raw, babynote ) frog isn't that weird note , the "Spring Surprise" which shoots steel bolts through your cheeks definitely qualifies for this trope. (Besides, the ingredients were quite clearly listed on the label. It's your own fault if you don't read them.)
    • In the Life of Python retrospective, Eric Idle recounts a sketch he had written, which some of the other Pythons refused to do. It involved a wine tasting, where the taster would pronounce his judgement on a succession of wines, only to told after each glass that it was actually urine.
  • Married... with Children,
    • In one episode, Al Bundy was doing his famous Bundy burgers and needed ash from all his previous grilling in order to give it a flavor. Peggy spilled the ashes and so she sent her kids all around the neighborhood to get more ashes. Kelly found some in an urn at the Rhodes household that held Marcy's beloved Aunt Toody. The results of discovering it was hilarious. Steven, who hated Marcy's aunt, just grinned and took a huge bite of the burger.
    • In another episode, Kelly and Bud had to give Buck - the dog - a pill for constipation, but Buck, being fussy, wouldn't take a pill unless it was put in food. So they tried putting it in cheese, but he was still reluctant to eat it. The Al came in, noticed the cheese and ate it. Then it got worse. Two scenes later, Peg was trying to get Buck to take his medicine, this time putting it inside a bon-bon, but still having no luck. Again, Al came in, noticed the bon-bon, and ate it. (Exactly what the end result of him taking two dog laxatives were was never shown.)
  • In the Gilligan's Island episode "Operation: Steam Heat", when a volcano threatens to destroy the island, the Professor plans to make a bomb using liquid nitroglycerine to stop it from erupting. Gilligan drinks what the Skipper thinks is the nitro, and for about five tense minutes, he and several other members of the cast are afraid he's going to explode. Fortunately, when they find the Professor, it turns out it was just water he was going to use to dilute the explosive.
  • In Friends, Joey sometimes experiences this (such as when he drunk from a glass of fat).
    • In "The One With the Racecar Bed", Rachel admits to adding body fluids to the drinks she serves to people who don't tip her sufficiently.
  • Happened frequently, if in a milder form, on The Beverly Hillbillies, where Mrs. Drysdale and her snobby friends would try one of Granny's concoctions, declare it delicious, then be told they were eating possum, owl, rattlesnake, or the like. They reacted violently none the less.
  • Occurs at times on the nature show Man vs. Wild. One notable example was when Bear drank water squeezed out of a pile of elephant dung.
  • In the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode "Wildlife", Detective Elliot Stabler goes undercover in an animal-smuggling ring when a woman is found dead as a result of a mauling by a tiger. When the head of the ring offers him some meat while discussing his plans, Elliot notices that a tiger that was there the first time he visited is missing...
    Elliot: "So where's the tiger?"
    Andre Bushido: "He's a tasty one, isn't he?"
    Elliot: "(Beat) ...I never enjoyed tiger meat before..."
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
    • In the episode The Pack, Xander, and a group of bullies, get possessed by a hyena spirit. At the same time as Sunnydale High gets a live pig as a mascot. They eat it. Xander is not happy to find out he ate a raw pig. At least he didn't eat the principal, like the rest of the pack.
    • In the Season 3 episode "Helpless", a depowered Buffy takes out a vampire by tricking him into drinking holy water.
    • Averted in the Season 6 "Doublemeat Palace" episode, where everything was pointing to the fast-food hamburgers being made of people, but turned out to be merely beef, chicken, and vegetable matter. Xander does this twice beforehand though, before he learns the truth.
  • This hilarious moment from the Game Show To Tell the Truth fits the letter of the law, if not the spirit. (Mentioning the more proper Trope would spoil it for you, the viewer.)
  • Squicky example: in one Ashes to Ashes episode, a man is killed in a chip shop and it's implied that some of his more personal bits have been cut off and fried. Cut to Ray in another room, picking up said fried bit and eating it, thinking it's a sausage. He spends the afternoon with a bottle of mouthwash. Alex later tells Ray that it was just a sausage and he's being pranked by some of the other guys from the station.
  • In the Red Dwarf episode "Tikka to Ride" when the crew winds up in an alternate Earth (where JFK's survival leads to an After the End situation in American cities), they run across a random corpse, which a guilt-chip-free Kryten later cooks for Lister and Cat.
    Kryten: Did I do wrong? I didn't get any error commands... Obviously I thought about it, because without my guilt chip or moral imperatives, I have nothing to guide me. But it seemed to me that if humanoids eat chicken then obviously they'd eat their own species; otherwise they'd just be picking on the chicken.
    Rimmer: One minute you're down, the next you're right back up again.
    Lister: I said I was enjoying that!
    Cat: I knew it didn't smell right! Oh my god...
    • Kryten's wine brewed from urine recyc qualifies, In a deleted scene, he claims it's "margaritas" to get the unsuspecting crew to drink it. The taste and foam mustache gives it away almost immediately though.
  • Space Cases gives us a more comedic example, though we never find out what the mystery substance is. The Christa is stranded on a planet and three of the cast are sitting around a fire, where the following exchange occurs.
    Harlan: Ugh! What is that?
    Bova: Don't know. I found it over there. On the ground.
    Harlan: ... Why are you cooking something that's not even food?
    Bova: Why are you eating something that's not even food?
  • On Farscape, Jool was given fellip urine as as a very strange form of anesthesia to treat an arrow wound to the elbow. Because of the intoxicating effects of the painkiller, Jool is too amused to be horrified... until later. It gets played for laughs, however, and eventually leads to breaking her haughtiness.
    • Another episode, in which the crew of Moya is out of food, John tried making "fried dentiks" little caterpillar things that clean your teeth. Somewhat subverted in that the whole crew warns him its a bad idea, and he clearly agrees. Rygel didn't seem to mind, though.
  • On The Honeymooners, Alice takes care of a dog, and heats up some dog food on the stove. Ralph and Ed find it, taste it and like it, and Ralph sees a money-making opportunity to market this delicious appetizer, inviting his boss over to sample it - that's when Alice tells them all what they've been eating.
  • In an episode of The Closer, Charlie makes "special brownies" (laced with marijuana a friend of hers gave her) which Brenda proceeds to eat. She gets very stoned. Fritz is not amused, to say the least, when he finds out.
  • Similar to the Honeymooners example, an episode of Three's Company had Mr. Roper eat some dog food he mistook for a stew Jack had whipped up. He reported it was much better than his wife's cooking and asked Jack to give her the recipe.
  • In Power Rangers RPM, Ziggy starts eating the pink goop Gem and Gemma cook up before being told it's plastic explosives.
  • In Yes Dear, Jimmy starts eats a bite of homemade play-dough. After finding out what it is, he asks if it could hurt him, and when told it couldn't, continues eating. Another time he tastes 'yogurt' that is actually Apricot Face Scrub. This time, he doesn't bother to ask if it's safe before he continues eating.
  • An episode of The Golden Girls has Dorothy eating some snacks Rose left behind while the latter was taking care of a live chicken. Then the following dialogue happens:
    Dorothy: Not bad. What is it?
    Rose: I'm not sure. The pet owner calls it "chicken chow".
  • Subverted in an episode of Trailer Park Boys, when Bubbles falsely tells Barb Lahey that the hot dog she is eating (home-made by Sam Losco) had been 'licked by cats', in order to ruin Sam's date with Barb.
  • Done many times in iCarly. After coming back from a jog with his Girl of the Week, Spencer reaches for a glass of what appears to be water, then spits it out.
    Spencer: That's not water!
    Veronica: What is it?!
    Spencer: I don't know!
  • Done in Malcolm in the Middle as a Briar Patching stunt. Malcolm is shown making the world's most disgusting sandwich, taking crud from the fridge, from the sink drain, from under the couch, and so on, putting it all between two slices of bread. He sits down to eat it... whereupon Reese immediately swoops in to steal it, and takes a bite before he realizes he's been had. Malcolm turns to the camera and says he never gets tired of that prank.
  • In one episode of A Different World, Lena is babysitting for Jaleesa's baby while Colonel Taylor has some friends over. They get thirsty and decide to drink the milk in the fridge. Cue several spit takes when Lena comes down to get the breast milk for the baby.
  • In one episode of Monk, Natalie is afraid of a voodoo curse and Monk takes her to a shaman to help her "get rid" of it. He initiates a complicated ritual with a potion made of... questionable ingredients. She hurries to drink it, but the man, horrified, tells her it was supposed to be applied to the skin. Cue rush to the hospital with attempted homicide included.
  • In an episode of Criminal Minds, it is revealed at the end that the unsub had made a dish out of one of his victims and fed it to the townsfolk. They weren't happy.
  • On 30 Rock Liz underwent an episode-long pregnancy scare that turned out to be caused by her "Sabor de Soledad" Mexican cheese curls having evaporated bull semen in them. Not only is this seen as a selling point, (young women use them for birth control, and a later cutaway gag showed them being advertised as having "mas semen del toro!") it doesn't stop Liz and Jack from eating them after discovering the secret ingredient.
  • In the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode "Crow's Feet", the victim was engaging in urophagia, aka urine drinking for medical purposes.
    • Similarly, CSI: NY had an episode with exotic insect cuisine. Insects are eaten in some places, but probably not the giant centipedes Danny and Flack get offered. Flack refuses, but Danny goes "I'm from the lower east side" and slurps it down. Later, more insect cuisine is consumed when it's brought back the lab. But only by Danny and Lindsay, the rest went for pizza in Mac's office. When Danny set out the dishes, including such delicacies as mealworm spaghetti and grasshopper chutney, Lindsay shrugs, grabs a fried spider and takes a huge bite while everyone else looks on in varying degrees of shock and queasiness. She later chastises Danny for betting against a country girl(her).
  • In an episode of Lost Girl called "Food for Thought," Kenzi helped herself to some soup that was simmering on the stove in the kitchen of a fae household she was visiting with Bo and Lauren. She had already eaten some of it by the time they told her what it was made of. She was not pleased.
  • Midsomer Murders: In "The Night of the Stag", Barnaby drinks half a pint of cider from a barrel that has a dead body floating in it. It causes him to throw up even before the body is discovered.
    • In fact, the fact that people that drank cider from that particular barrel first found it oddly bad-tasting and then became sick is one of the major reasons why they check on the barrel and find the body.
  • Seinfeld - George served scrambled eggs secretly laced with lobster to Jerry's girlfriend, revealing it after she ate... many people would love this combination (she did until she knew what it was), but she followed a kosher diet. This was his revenge for her telling his girlfriend about his "shrinkage".
  • Being Human recently featured this trope twice in the same episode. A flashback to the 1950s involved vampire Cutler, who had been recently turned by Hal, and was still reluctant to kill, being ordered to kill his human wife. He refuses. Later we see the two vampires meet up again in a pub with a few other vampires, and his sire assures him that it's fine if he doesn't kill, as the group needs him instead for his position as a lawyer and pours him a glass of blood. He starts to drink it, while all the other vampires begin to laugh. Confused, he allows his sire to lead him down to a cellar, and is horrified to see his dead wife lying on a table, with a tube from her neck leading into a jar of blood. In modern times, the same vampire is trying to persuade his sire to take part in his evil plans for world domination, and persuades him to have his first blood in over fifty five years, by offering him a glass. The sire is then dragged downstairs to the basement, and it is revealed to be the blood of the now dead Scottish girl who was only in Wales on holiday with her family, whom Hal had been sort of dating. The sire is similarly horrified, and the two reveals of the source of the blood are juxtaposed.
  • In Little Britain, there was a series of sketches where a bigoted old lady would sample some food and initially love it, but when she found out a minority made it, she then would proceed to vomit everywhere.
  • In one episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, Trip and Archer happily ate food down on an alien planet before learning the food they liked so much was "essence of male".
  • Subverted in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry announces to everyone at a wedding party that they "special meat" brought by the Korean bookie is Jeff's dog Oscar. Calamity ensues. Later Larry sees Oscar in the parking lot.
  • A couple of mild but so very funny versions in The Big Bang Theory - the first when Sheldon is sick and is measuring his fluid intake and output in a jug Leonard had unknowingly been using to mix pancake batter. When Leonard protests how it's the one thing in the apartment that hasn't been labelled, Sheldon reveals the label on the bottom leading to Leonard's sheepish '... Hmmm, seems I owe the Betty Crocker food company a letter of apology...'
    • The second is revealed in an argument in which the four reveal various things they'd done to each other including Sheldon had in the past secretly added ground up insects to Leonard's food For Science! Later in the episode he's making snowcones and offers Leonard one: Leonard enjoys it and asks what flavour it is, Sheldon's reply- 'Guess...'
  • Horrible Histories: One of Admiral Nelson's crew proposes a toast to the fallen admiral. He then does a Spit Take on being told that the body is pickling in the brandy they're drinking.
  • Sale Of The Century: Jim Perry is fooled into eating shaving cream in one episode.
  • Shooting Stars: In one episode Bob takes a bite of a scotch egg being used to illustrate the question "what is a scotch egg made from?" only for Vic to reveal that the correct answer is "egg, sausage meat and dog-dirt surround and breadcrumbs" causing him to spit it out with protestations of "Why do you always cook with dog-dirt Vic" "Because I like to, I like it like that."
    • In a different episode Vic and Bob challenge Ulrika Johnson to a speed bitter drinking challenge but after she finds that it tastes revolting Vic reveals that they wouldn't serve him beer at the off-license because he's "too young" and so he got "beer-shampoo" instead. Vic then proceeds to drink some himself to show that it's fine, but starts foaming at the mouth.
  • In one episode of Black Books, Manny claims that Bernard's smoking habit has completely destroyed Bernard's sense of taste. He then demonstrates the point by pointing out that Bernard is currently eating a beverage coaster, which Bernard mistook for some kind of delicious biscuit.
  • On Game of Thrones, Locke gives his captive Jaime Lannister, who is suffering from dehydration and infection, a drink from his canteen — which turns out to be full of horse urine. Jaime is so thirsty he doesn't realise what he's drinking until Locke tells him; he then spits it out to gales of laughter from Locke's men.
  • One episode of Pawn Stars has Old Man order Chumlee to go out and buy the best coffee he can find. He does, and everyone loves it, but when asked what kind it is, the others (except for Old Man) react this way when they find out that it's civet coffee...note 
  • On the Frasier episode "High Holidays" Ros provides Niles a cannabis brownie, which Martin (who is unaware it is special) eats and replaces with a normal one. He starts acting strange and Niles, unaware of the switch, starts acting like he thinks he should act while high and Frasier has to straighten them out.
  • The Bones episode "The Mystery in the Meat" opens in a high school cafeteria where the beef stew is found to contain human body parts.
  • The Columbo episode "Swan Song" (The One With Johnny Cash) has Columbo become rather taken aback when informed that the chili he just enjoyed has squirrel meat in it.
  • Done twice in Babylon 5: First, in the pilot episode, Commander Sinclair informs G'Kar (who he believes, but cannot prove, was behind an assassination plot) that he put a microscopic tracking bug in his drink, so that the Earth Alliance can track him down any time they want. After G'Kar storms out, Sinclair confesses to Garibaldi that there was no bug, which will make it all the harder for G'Kar to be sure he's gotten rid of it. The second example is when Londo Molari is trying to convince Lord Refa to break off his very ill-advised alliance with the Shadows:
    Lord Refa: Why should I do as you say?
    Ambassador Londo Mollari: Because I have asked you; because your sense of duty to our people should override any personal ambition; and because I have poisoned your drink.
  • Supernatural: The guys discover a town where everyone, Dean included, has become completely stoned. After one of Dean's many Turducken sandwiches deflates into a pile of grey goop, Bobby and Sam determine that the general stupidity in the town is caused by the recent Turducken craze.
    Dean: If I wasn't so chilled out right now, I would puke.
  • You're Skitting Me: In one of the 'Bear Cub' sketches, Jeremy is doing work experience in an office and serves a teapot full of his urine to a meeting in the boardroom.

    Manga and Anime 
  • Variant: Noi and Shin in Dorohedoro aren't thrilled to find out what they've eaten in En's restaurant. It's mushrooms, no real alterations there... but he grows them on corpses.
  • Another variant in Silver Spoon — Hachiken finds out firsthand what a cloaca is and loses his appetite for eggs for most of the day. Quite a while later, he decides he doesn't care anymore.
  • Mahiro from Haiyore! Nyarko-san ends up oddly Genre Savvy about this trope. His love interest Nyarko (and their mutual friend Luhy) are apparently good cooks, but being from outer space they use ingredients straight from H.P. Lovecraft's kitchen; once Mahiro realizes this, he refuses to touch anything either of them makes. Ironically, the one time he ate Nyarko's food before learning what was in it, he actually liked it.
    • That one time is also a more literal illustration of this trope. After complimenting the meal, Mahiro says "This meat doesn't taste like fried chicken, what is it?" After some (failed) Not So Innocent Whistling, Nyarko promises it's not dangerous, but won't elaborate any further.
  • Sengoku Otome has Hideyoshi become sick, so Nobunaga gives her a secret medicine passed down through the Oda family for generations. Sengoku-era medicine happens to be boiled dried horse manure, mixed in with some slugs and worms. It bears repeating: slugs and worms mixed into horse manure, passed down for generations. And they wonder why Hideyoshi's fever gets worse.
  • Earl Cain plays this absolutely for drama in Doctor Jezebel's backstory, showing him to have been a sensitive child who loved his pet lamb Snark, and hated to eat meat because he didn't like the thought of animals dying to sustain him. His father told him one night that he could see Snark if he polished off his dinner. Guess what dinner was.

    Music 
  • The Offspring's ''Don't Pick It Up":
    I saw a little kid
    As he walked around
    He picked a candy bar up
    Off the ground
    He chowed about a half
    And his face turned blue
    Turned out that candy bar was a doggy-doo
  • Also from the same band, one scene of the video for "Original Prankster" has a guy buttering another's bread with poop. The other guy cluelessly eats it.
  • Bob Dylan's "Po' Boy":
    Othello told Desdemona,
    "I'm cold, cover me with a blanket
    By the way, what happened to that poisoned wine?"
    She said "I gave it to you, you drank it."

     Music Videos 
  • In the music video for Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup", one man at the party in the video pees into the cup and gives it to another man, who then drinks it and punches the first man out.
  • Also from The Offspring, in the video for "Original Prankster", a kid butters his father's bread with dog poop. He doesn't suspect a thing until he eats it.

    Newspaper Comics 
  • Foxtrot combines this one with the running gag of Andy's terrible health food by having Roger sample something out of a soup pot, declare it to be the best thing Andy has ever cooked - only to discover that it's "a compound for sealing the cracks in the driveway."
    Roger: Please tell me it's poisonous.
  • One The Far Side cartoon had a crowd of scientists gathered around a cup with one of them saying, "What's this? Lemonade? Where's my sample of amoebic dysentery?" while another scientist on the other side of the panel is drinking from a glass with a surprised expression on his face.
    • Even funnier when you remember that the most prominent symptom of dysentery is chronic diarrhea.
  • Suggested in this strip by Argentinian cartoonist Quino:
    Chef: "This sir?"
    Waiter: "This sir."
  • Jon Arbuckle once drank dog semen.
  • One The Wizard of Id strip had the King touring the kitchens. He tastes something in a pot, spits out and yells "You call that soup?!". One of the chefs replies "No, I call it dishwater".
  • Inverted in Calvin and Hobbes, where Calvin, halfway through a hamburger, excitedly asks whether the meat in them is made out of people from Hamburg - only to find himself too disgusted to eat the rest when he finds it's just cow.

    Pinball 

    Professional Wrestling 

    Radio 
  • From an episode of The Goon Show (paraphrased from memory):
    Grytpype: What's that smell, Moriarty?
    Moriarty: Here. Taste, taste.
    Grytpype: Mmm, delicious. What is it?
    Moriarty: Your laundry.

     Stand Up Comedy 
  • One Eddie Murphy comedy concert had Murphy talking about how some people make fun of accent or appearance of the owners of Chinese restaurants. In the bit the owner retaliates by making a "special Won-ton soup" for the person insulting him.
  • Utah Phillips' "Moose Turd Pie" sketch is Exactly What It Says on the Tin, although the guy eating the eponymous dish doesn't deploy this trope's title, as he instantly recognizes it.
    • This sketch is also known as "Good, though!", after the actual final words. Anybody who complained about the cooking got stuck with the additional work of being the new camp cook.
      • Which explains why the cooks keep serving the likes of moose turd pie.

    Tabletop Games 
  • In Paranoia, the Matter Eater mutant power lets you eat anything, and get sustenance out of it if it's organic. Useful when you need to Eat the Evidence.
  • Also shows up as an anecdotal example in the Ancient Rome setting for Vampire: The Requiem. In the setting, vampires are capable of enthralling humans to serve them by giving them a taste of blood; with three tastes, the "blood bond" sticks for a damn long time. So this vampire whose family doesn't know he's dead keeps visiting them for dinner, and brings along these delicious blood sausages...
  • In Warhammer 40,000, Khorne Berserkers are fused into their power armor, which recycles the Space Marine's waste into a bland, tasteless nutrient paste.
    • For that matter, if you're invited to a party, and you even think that they might have something to do with Slaanesh, you don't want to accept in the first place, but you really don't want to know what's in the food, wine and drugs.
  • An event in Arkham Horror involves your investigator stumbling across a table of food and helping himself. Depending on how much you fail the perception check, you'll either go on your merry way, or have some of your stats restored. But if you pass it, your investigator will realize to his horror just what the stuff was and lose points on the Sanity Meter.

    Theater 
  • From the original Broadway production of Dracula, discussing Renfield:
    Seward: An unusual case. Zoophagous.
    Harker: What's that?
    Seward: A life-eating maniac.
    Harker: What?
    Seward: Yes, he thinks that by absorbing lives he can prolong his own life.
    Harker: Good Lord!
    Seward: Catches flies and eats them. And by way of change, he feeds flies to spiders. Fattens them up. Then he eats the spiders.
    • A step left out of this, but in the original book: feeding spiders to sparrows, then eating those. And Seward mentions he's repeatedly turned down Renfield's request for a pet cat.

    Video Games 
  • In Sam And Max: Situation: Comedy, you have to rig one of these in the Show Within a Show. Specifically, you need to get Mr. Featherly to eat a cow pie (which is fortunately a prop).
  • The player in the Shadowgate game series can drink any number of noxious beverages, only a very few of which are nonlethal.
  • Combined with Lethal Chef in Jade Empire, where an NPC in the tea house near the beginning serves food that reduces your health/spirit/focus reserves and rewards you if you eat enough.
  • In Persona 4, you get rewarded for eating Nanako's science project, which is a pot of grass.
    Theo: There are things your kind is better off not knowing. So I've been taught, which means... I mustn't... But using THAT for cooking...
  • Implied in Shin Megami Tensei IV. Whatever it is you are served, it's filling and tastes good. The problem is that the croquettes are still kind of alive when served, and about the yulmucha, your navigational AI scans it and is only mostly sure it has no dangerous components. And let's not get started on the waffles...
    • Merkabah even sees eating the food from the bars as a feat of courage.
  • Downplayed a bit: In Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 3: Lair of the Leviathan, Moose drinks the manatee ichor (kind of a bloodlike fluid or discharge) and, surprisingly, it doesn't sicken Moose at all (though Guybrush and Morgan do seem kind of grossed out by it). He even tells Guybrush that the orange ichor (which has "a bubbly effervescence with a tangy palette") has been pure and unfiltered since he got hooked on it when he and the other crew members of De Cava landed in the belly of the manatee. Moose adds that the other ichor, the yellow bile, is acidic and hazardous to the digestive system when drunk. Since De Cava only likes the orange ichor, Guybrush can trick him into drinking the yellow bile served on a mug for one of the key expressions in a Pirate Face-Off.
  • One can only wonder where Oghren's home-brewed ale comes from, as hinted by him and Zevran in Dragon Age: Origins party banter.
    • In the expansion pack Oghren's response to drinking a (potentially lethal) combination of darkspawn blood, lyrium, and archdemon blood? "Not bad". This is after complaining that the (rather large) cup the mixture was in was too small. And unlike everyone else who drinks it and doesn't die from it he doesn't even pass out or show any kind of discomfort.
    • The sequel has a companion quest that involves gathering components for a potion... one of which is crystallized sewage. Hawke reacts with a heartfelt "EEEWWW."
  • Haunting Ground has Daniella/The Maid cook a meal during an early stage of the game. Later, this meal is served, and after two spoonfuls and one hell of an awkward conversation, an obviously sickened Fiona excuses herself. Once the cutscene ends, all she can do is walk incredibly slowly, and clutch her stomach. If you examined the unattended cooking pot at an earlier point, there is a chance that Fiona will recoil in horror, realising that human hair and meat is what is being cooked inside.
  • In DMC Devil May Cry, the first part of Vergil's plan to bring down Mundus is to destroy Mundus' means of slowly making humanity docile cattle. When Dante asks what it is, Vergil replies that Dante's holding it. It being the soft drink Virility that Dante is drinking. After a beat, Dante spits it out and tosses the can into the trash though Vergil tells him that Virility only affects humans. Virility is spiked with the toxic bodily fluids of a huge disgusting demon.
  • Playing Hatoful Boyfriend? Courting Dr. Shuu? He sends you a lovely roast bird for Christmas... after finding Yuuya going through his desk for the last time. Ho ho ho ho...
  • One of the Easter eggs in BioShock Infinite is that one of the toilets that looks like it has crap in it are actually two potatoes that you can eat!
  • Naked Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater will eat just about anything he finds in the woods with glee. The one exception to this is if Para-Medic informs him that the vultures are known to eat human flesh after he's already sampled some of their meat. He's notably disturbed by the prospect of being a cannibal.

    Web Animation 
  • Brain POP: In the Fractions video, after eating a piece of Moby's cake:
    Tim: Three-quarters of a cup of...motor oil?
    Tim: I have to... go to the... bathroom.
    (Tim runs to the bathroom, then we hear spitting sounds)
  • Homestar Runner subverts this in that many characters have been known to consciously eat inedible items, whether due to ravenous eating habits or just plain ignorance.
    • At least once, however, in one Strong Bad Email, there is an instance of a character eating something unintentionally, as when Strong Bad and The Cheat (wearing a towel) give Coach Z what looks like a bowl of ice cream (with toasted coconut), which he eats:
      Coach Z: Ooh! Sweet mercy! This is awrful!
      Strong Bad: Aw, it's okay, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur.
      The Cheat: (takes off his towel, revealing the lower half of his body being shaved clean) Ta-da!
      Coach Z: (coughs up fur) Oh! I think I'm gonna puke my pants!
      Strong Bad: Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that.
      Coach Z: Naw, it's easy. I do it all the time.
    • In the same email, Homestar has eaten some of Strong Bad's "ice cream" and tries to offer some to Marzipan:
      Marzipan: Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!
      Homestar: WHAT?! (does a Spit Take) Strong Bad told me it was sour cream and The Cheat hair!
  • The Team Fortress 2 fan video "Sniper Soda" is all about this. Sniper really has to pee, and since all of his jars are full, he pees in a soda can, and then Scout finds it and unknowingly drinks from it.
    Scout: Yo, keep yo' hands off the soda, man!
    [he drinks from the soda can, and then vomits]
    Soldier: Yeah, they should probably teach you how to use a toilet, like normal people.
    [Sniper makes a silly face]
    On-screen text: THAT WAS SO FREAKIN' PREDICTABLE
    [cut to Scout vomiting into one of Sniper's hats]
  • In the first episode of Zombies Vs Ninjas, the ninjas are seen eating pizza made of cardboard. And you thought the pizza was real?
    Spencer: I'd rather be the back end of a human centipede than eat one more slice of this cardboard pizza.
    Andre: This tastes worst than little brother Andre ate back in homeland.

    Web Comics 
  • Vaelia of Drowtales was jokingly told that the meat she was eating was human meat. This was a very real possibility, as the drow from which the meat came from have no problems eating human flesh. Through the likelihood of it actually being human meat is debated, Vaelia decides to just stick with a loaf of bread instead...
  • Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal had a comic with the line of dialogue "You put what in my cereal?" The cereal in question was "Everything But Urine-Os".
  • Averted in Marry Me, where the characters ask what they're drinking BEFORE they consume it. It turns out to be blood. They drink it anyway because they'd allegedly done it before, one for a 'vampire marathon' and the other just for grins. And the friend who horsed them into this turned out to be drinking Kool-Aid.
  • Double Subverted in an Awkward Zombie strip, Roy prepares a Coffee for both him and Marth, but before drinking Marth suspects he did something to it, so he switches cups and Roy just leaves annoyed. Then, as he is drinking from the other coffee, Link enters asking for Roy, as he had peed in his coffee.
  • VG Cats has this:
    Leo: ...So I've been secretly peeing in her coffee ever since.
    Aeris: So I've been switching our coffee ever since.
    • And then he drinks some coffee. Eeew...
  • Happens to Kirby occasionally in Brawl in the Family, obviously given his eating habits. One instance here.
  • Forgath in Goblins absentmindedly drinks Dragon Lung Lantern Fuel after a fight with Dellyn Goblinslayer.
  • Ansem Retort: Axel discovering that Chuck E. Cheese doesn't sell tequila.
    "Ugh-oh. I think I've been drinking bleach for the past hour. Fuck."
  • Doc from The Whiteboard was cooking, the kitchen caught fire, automatic extinguishers doused it with BBQ sauce ("...if the food was going to be on fire, might as well take advantage of it!"). While cleaning the aftermath, Doc found a turkey leg and started eating: "It's juicy, it's tasty... ...it's a scrub brush." After realizing the error, he casts Aside Glance and continues crunching anyway.note 
  • Osborne, from Wally and Osborne, does this here.
  • In Exterminatus Now, Lothar's new cybernetics are powered by his own metabolism so he needs a lot of calories. He immediately dunks his head in a vat of Lime Cool-Ade. Then Eastwood points out the corpse floating in the tank. Lothar pauses for a beat, then keeps drinking saying it's still not the most disgusting thing he's ever drunk. It gets even more gruesome in the next strip when Virus discovers that the Lime Cool-Ade drink mix is made of the missing townsfolk. Lothar smacks his lips for a beat, and remarks that they didn't use enough sweetener while his teammates look on with a mixture of disgust and horror.
  • Troll urine has insect repelling properties in Fairy Dust, making it not such an unusual food preservative.
  • PvP's Skull once bit into what he thought was a brownie.

    Web Original 
  • Though it started off as a trailer for a scat porno, 2 Girls 1 Cup became infamous on the internet for depicting two women defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming it, and then vomiting it into each other's mouths. Though as with many other pornos, it's faked with chocolate pudding.
  • Used in the third part of The Decline Of Video Gaming to a ridiculous extent.
    JT: Hey, this local dish is pretty good!
    Dim: Um... that's the potpourri. It makes the room smell nice.
    JT: Eh? Ah, it doesn't matter, these giant oriental crackers are much nicer anyway.
    Dan: Yeah, you see, that's the towel from the bathroom.
    Dim: You didn't eat anything else, did you?
    *Soap bubbles start to foam around JT's mouth*
  • SCP-198, a cup that fuses to a persons hand and fills up with their bodily fluids such as blood, urine, sweat, feces and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Unfortunately, it rapidly malnurishes the person, and the only way to gain any nourishment is to consume the contents of the cup.
    • "SCP-166 requires no sustenance save approximately 1 cc of human semen daily, administered orally."

    Western Animation 
  • Double Subversion on The Simpsons. In one episode, Homer and Bart visit a Native American village, where the chief gives them a cup of something. As they drink, he says "The bear urine will make you strong", making Homer and Bart pause. The chief then admits it's actually Fresca, and then Homer spits it out.
    * spittake* "Fresca?!"
    Wiggum: We have no leads. (Sips the beverage) But I can safely say Apu did not suffer.
    Lou: Seems to me he suffered a lot chief.
    '(Points to the Squishie machine, which the victim's body has been stuffed into.)
    Wiggum: Ah, geez, Lou. How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing? (Sips Squishie again anyway.)
  • Moral Orel once sold his urine as an energy drink for the school sports teams.
  • Happens lots of times on South Park:
    • Mr. Mackey drinks poop with his coffee in season 1's Christmas episode.
    • Kenny eats a bowl of antacids thinking it was mints, then drinks water and explodes.
    • Cartman makes cocoa out of Kenny's ashes.
    • Kyle is forced to drink pee, and then finds that the cure for pee rage is the food he hates the most, bananas.
    • In the episode "Ass Burgers," Cartman sells hamburgers— which wouldn't be so bad if the secret as to why they were so delicious wasn't letting them marinate in his pants. The many customers are disgusted, with Kyle exclaiming, "You were sticking these in your ASS, Cartman!?!"
    • Scott Tenorman's parents are the most infamous example.
    • The baby (technically, since it doesn't say anything) in the Mr. Hankey Fake Commercial.
    • Butters' "creamy goo" in "Sarcastaball."
    Randy Marsh: "This is cum."
  • American Dad!: Stan drinks a toxic fluid that would liquify his internal organs 24 hours after consumption. It turns out that it was inert.
    • The potato salad made with alien breast milk.
  • The Secret Show has a whole episode revolving around this. Anita appears to have caused an international incident by, while disguised as The World Leader, eating an alien ambassador. However, when the rest of the species shows up, the rest of humanity eats them as well (everyone except vegans, as the aliens smell like any given individual's favorite type of meat/fish). Those who do eat them, however, turn into deformed splotchy versions of themselves, until a second wave of (dessert-scented/flavored) aliens shows up. It turns out that humanity is actually part of an alien reproductive cycle; once the two aliens are eaten, the victim burps up a new baby alien, restoring themselves to normal.
  • Futurama:
    • "The Problem with Popplers". It turned out those delicious popplers just happened to be intelligent alien babies. The episode ends with the Planet Express Crew agreeing that eating intelligent species is wrong and with them eating a smorgasbord buffet of unintelligent animals, including a suckling pig and a dolphin who wasted all his money on instant lottery tickets.
      • When they started selling popplers, Bender got rid of a rival by acting in front of the rival's customers as someone delivering rat droppings ordered by the rival. The rival protested Bender didn't look like the guy who delivers his rat droppings.
    • Made even more explicit and Squick-worthy in the episode "A Leela of Her Own"; with the Cygnoids' pizza parlor.
      Mama Cygnoid: "It's 'Leela's Bean Pizza'. It has six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans."
      Joseph "Fishy Joe" Gellman: "I don't care if it has manure in it."
      Papa Cygnoid: "That's a-good."
      • Also mentioned in that episode is that rats are crushed to make the wine. Fry, who's drinking wine, immediately does a Spit Take in Bender's face, who then spits back in his face.
    • And then there's "Fry and the Slurm Factory", an Affectionate Parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The Delivery Express gang find out that the soda drink really comes out of a mother slurm's behind. Leela calls her out on this, but the Slurm queen reminds them that honey and milk come from the butts of bees and cows respectively.
      Slurm Queen: And have you ever tried toothpaste?
      Fry: Whose behind does that come from?
      Slurm Queen: You don't want to know.
    • In "My Three Suns", Fry becomes Emperor of a planet of liquid-based aliens after accidentally drinking the previous Emperor.
    • In "T: The Terrestrial", Fry is shown eating some candy-like stuffs, which despite being initially disgusted with the revelation, he still continues eating. It's actually Jrrr's poop. Fry eventually gets sick from eating it.
    • In "Murder on the Planet Express", Bender puts Fry's stolen kidney into Hermes's lunch box, which leads to Leela unknowingly eating it.
  • In the Johnny Bravo episode "As I Lay Hiccuping", Johnny gets the hiccups and goes between curing them and getting them again. At one point, he eats something neighborhood geek Carl bought. Carl says that he didn't know that Johnny was a fan of slug kibble. Johnny spits it out upon hearing that and shivers.
    Carl: Gee Johnny, I never knew you were such a fan of slug kibble!
    Johnny: (with mouth full) "Slug... kibble?" (spits out slug kibble, shivers)
  • The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy:
    • In one episode Grim sells cookies made of some exotic ingredients. At the end, it is revealed that the secret ingredients are bugs, ticks, and nightcrawlers. When the secret gets out, people pause for a second, stare at the cookies, and then go back to eating them, as they are apparently really good cookies.
    • Another episode had Grim and Mandy giving Billy a bag of special "steak sauce" which Grim got "fresh from the front yard". Billy has used it as a "shampoo" as well. Said stuff (as Billy eventually finds out at the end of the episode) is made from dog doo-doo.
    Billy: Wait...this isn't shampoo! IT'S DOG— [cuts to the Cartoon Network Studios logo]
  • Codename: Kids Next Door has the episode Operation: P.I.N.K.E.Y.E., where Numbuh 2 was eating Nurse Claiborne's crumbles as he was investigating the mystery epidemic of pinkeye going around the school. Once it got out that it was Claiborne herself who was the one infecting the students with pinkeye, it also became apparent that she was using eye crust for her crumbles, making Numbuh 2 gag at the very fact that he was eating them. However, at the very end, he went back to eating them. However, Numbuh 2 may have second thoughts after finding out that the filling of the crumbles was mucus.
    • Her second apperence had her go into the cereal business by making the sweet bits from Rainbow Monkey dolls. Including one of Numbuh 3's most prized doll. Kuki was not amused.
  • In the Scooby-Doo episode "A Clue For Scooby Doo," Scooby enjoys a delicious sample of a soup cooking over Widow Cutler's stove on a fire, only to be informed that what he just enjoyed was her washwater for her laundry. Scooby gags.
    • In "Go Away Ghost Ship," Shaggy and Scooby are making "ghost pirate stew" for the ghost of Redbeard, with soot, cobwebs, chains, and a bar of soap (Shaggy: "Hardly use it myself, but for a ghost...why not?") as ingredients. Redbeard forces them to eat it.
  • One episode of Kim Possible had Ron and Rufus finding a bag of chips that belonged to the current client and began eagerly eating them... at least, until the client tells them the chips were made from crickets.
  • The episode "Onwards and Upwards" of The Ren & Stimpy Show Adult Party Cartoon dealt with Ren and Stimpy living in a spittoon and savoring many of the...er, foods it had to offer.
  • A few Freaky Stories involve this, like:
    • A gourmet escaped from prison, starved for food with a bad cold finds a building without power and eats the contents of its fridge in the dark, wakes up to find it was laboratory and the fridge was full of human organs.
    • A glutton in a dormitory steals someone else's food overnight, not realizing it was in fact full of animal skulls full of mealworms.
    • A boy trapped hiding under a girl's bed all night becomes parched and grabs and drains the glass of water on her bedside table as soon as she leaves the room. He then discovers he drank a glass of saline solution and her contact lenses.
  • An episode of The Proud Family involves Suga Mama's lemon squares becoming massively popular to the point of ending up on Oprah. This is the part where the whole world discovers that when she says she "puts her foot in it," she means it literally. As in sticks her foot in the batter. The audience promptly starts hacking.
  • In one episode of Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats, Riff-Raff is able to open a restaurant that's very popular with the neighborhood cats after Mungo starts cooking a "secret family recipe" that everyone loves. The thing is, not even Mungo knows what's in it. (He can't read, and identifies the cans by the pictures.) Only when Wordsworth gets a good look at them does everyone realize what it is - dog food. (It isn't a total loss; Leroy still loves it, seeing as, well, he's a dog.)
  • Captain Planet combined this trope with Cool Clear Water in one episode: Kwame drinks a bottle full of river water, unaware Wheeler didn't boil the water thoroughly. As it turns out, the water is polluted (Dr. Blight and Sly Sludge were operating a sewage dumping operation upstream), and the other Planeteers have to go on a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot to blast the parasites from inside his body. The episode had an And Knowing Is Half the Battle at the end teaching viewers how to purify water.
    • In another episode, Wheeler gets sick when he unwittingly eats squid in its own ink. At the end of the episode, Wheeler eats grubs, thinking it's pasta. The other planeteers decide not to tell him.
  • An exchange in Family Guy regarding the pronunciation of whip while Stewie is eating some pie that Meg gave Brian:
    Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
    Brian: Cool Whip!
    Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
    Brian: Cool Whip!
    Stewie: Cool Hwhip.
    Brian: You're eating hair!
  • In the G-Force sketch on Robot Chicken, the team tells Tiny they think he needs to diet. Tiny says he just wants to eat his pizza but takes their advice after they point out he's eating the cardboard circle the pizza is microwaved on.
  • In Earthworm Jim, Peter Puppy experiences this trope when he learns the ingredients to haggis.
    "Heart... lungs... and liver?"
  • Cars 2 has the scene where Mater mistakes wasabi for ice cream.
  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
    • In part 1 of the series opener, Twilight Sparkle pours herself (and drinks from) a glass of what turns out to be hot sauce.
    • "Applebuck Season" has an exhausted and sleep-deprived Applejack mishearing Pinkie Pie's muffin recipe instructions and making muffins with potato chips, soda, lemon juice and "wheat worms" ("That must be fancy talk for earthworms!"). Cut to the local health clinic, which is overloaded with victims of food poisoning.
    Nurse: There was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
    Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods... baked bads! *barf*
    • Averted in Inspiration Manifestation. Spike swallows the evil tome and it doesn't do a thing to him. It doesn't cure Rarity either, though.
  • Helga orders "cervelles braisees avec les oeufs brouilles" at a French resturant on Hey Arnold!, not knowing what it was (but appearing as if she did). Her spit take on this is vomiting once she digs into it and the waiter makes a comment about the dish.
    Waiter: "Not many of our younger customers appreciate the Calf's Brain and Eggs."
  • There was an episode of The Fairly OddParents that revolved around Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy attending a ceremony (or something like that), and Timmy having a Potty Emergency, trying to find somewhere to pee. The episode ends with Cosmo and Wanda drinking a yellow liquid from a pitcher, and Timmy saying "Speaking of relief, don't drink the punch!" Ewwwwwwwww...
  • In The Smurfs episode "Hogatha's Heart Throb", Gargamel disguised as Hogatha's dream date is offered a refreshment that he enjoys until the witch reveals that he was drinking "snail mead".
  • An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants has Mr. Krabs (upon hearing there is a fake health inspector going to restaurants to get free food) do squicky things to a Krabby Patty, including dropping into a toilet. Then he finds out the imposter was caught, and the man he gave the "Nasty Patty" to, was a real one.
    • This is actually averted in that the Health Inspector was choked by a fly. What?
  • In an episode of Teen Titans, Cyborg became infected with a computer virus, which affected his brain and caused him to view everything as food, which in turn, caused him to rampage through the city eating everything in site (mostly things that weren't food). It wasn't pleasant for him when he finally recovered:
    Cyborg: Ooh! My stomach! Feels like I ate a tire!
    Raven: That's a distict possibility.
  • An episode of ¡Mucha Lucha! began with The Flea eating things he is not supposed to, and Buena Girl telling him that those things will harm his digestive system. Cut to a sickening, freaky, and disturbing X-ray shot of The Flea eating, with his skeleton and organs visible.
  • The Secret Saturdays: In "The Vengeance of Hibagon", Drew attempts to snap Doc out of his distraction by feeding him a sandwich made from Fiskerton's hair. Doc doesn't notice.
  • After Equalists take over Republic City and Team Avatar is taken in by friendly street bums Asami finds out the gruel that she was apprehensive about eating was actually culled from the "finest dumpsters", so she has a sick-color face for a second, spits out the one mouthful she hadn't swallowed yet, and puts it aside. Pabu then laps it up. On the other hand, Bolin, as a former Street Urchin, declares it the finest street gruel he's ever had.
  • In Dan Vs. "The Animal Shelter", Chris comes over to Dan's place and immediately starts eating Dan's freshly made meatloaf. Dan then explains his plan to destroy the shelter which involves poisoned meatloaf. Chris keeps eating the meatloaf for a few seconds before he puts two and two together.
  • In the pilot episode to 6teen, Jonesy and Jude make fun of Julie for working at Wonder Taco and to get back at them, she sprinkles dirt from a dust pan onto their tacos and then spits on them. While eating them, Jonesy states that "It would suck to work there, but they make a good taco." Near the end of the episode, the others point out that the employees do spit in the tacos and Jonesy runs off to go throw up while Jude just looks at his taco for a second and then finishes eating it.
  • In the Rugrats episode "Runaway Angelica," Angelica runs away from home and hides in Tommy's backyard. She then orders the babies to get her some cookies and when they come back with them, Angelica wolfs them down and says that they are pretty good. That is until she finds out that they are not cookies, they're dog biscuits.
  • In the Adventure Time episode "The Duke", Jake eagerly partakes of the bowl of mixed nuts offered by the Duke's wife. A minute later he remembers that she's a nut-person and worries that the nuts he was eating were her eggs or something.
  • One memorable episode of The Flintstones starts with Barney at Fred's house asking Wilma where Fred is (he's working late) and Wilma lets Barney take the last bottle of Cactus Cola before he leaves, not knowing that Fred was saving it. When Fred does get home, exhausted, hot, and thirsty, and finds that Barney took it, he blows a fuse, goes to Barney's house, where Barney is now washing his car, chews his friend out, and sees what he thinks is the Cactus Cola on the hood of the car, and grabs and drinks it. Only when Barney is able to get a word in edgewise does Fred realize he just drank Barney's car polish. (Then it just gets worse. Fred Freaks Out, knocks himself out by throwing the bottle in the air and hitting his head with it, and when he wakes up, his personality has changed, and things just get sillier.

    Real Life 
  • There are several medical conditions that invoke this trope:
    • Urophagia, where people drink urine, ostensibly for health purposes.
    • Pica, a medical disorder where people regularly eat non-foods like clay, coal, soil, feces, and chalk.
  • Writer Jack London once gave a friend who had been out running a glass of kerosene instead of water, causing the friend to suffer burns in his throat. It was presumably by accident.
  • Some kids unfamiliar with sheep/goats may remark how many free olives/chocolate cereals/maltesers are lying on the ground.
  • There is an article about a kid in China who was found drinking gasoline to become a Transformer. (NSFW due to ads)
  • Saginaw Cheerleaders Prank Teammates With Urine-Tainted Soda
  • On the set of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Eli Wallach burned his throat when he accidentally drank a bottle of acid that had been improperly labeled by the Italian film crew. (It was originally a drink bottle, hence the confusion.)
    • That's why one of the basic safety rules in handling dangerous substances is that you never put them in a container labeled for something that might lead it to be so handled, i.e. never ever ever put acid in a coke bottle or rat poison in a food box, etc. Don't put medicine in the wrong bottle, even if it's a really convenient bottle, and so on.
    • It works the other way around, too; most labs have signs "Do not use laboratory glassware as containers for food or beverages." Whatever else was in there before could contaminate your food, so even if something was safe to eat before you stupidly put it in laboratory glassware, it may not be once you take it out.
  • There was a PostSecret card that described how the writer, as a child, gave his/her nemesis hamster poop in a Tic Tac container and claimed they were a new chocolate flavor.
  • Michel "Monsieur Mangetout" Lotito ate bicycles, shopping carts, televisions, and an airplane, along with other objects inedible to us lesser mortals. He did this for a living for years. He's able to do it by way of stomach and intestine lining that is twice as thick as usual.
  • French cyclist and multiple Tour de France winner Jacques Anquetil sometimes ate glass to entertain his fans.
  • A minor, little-known hazard of spelunking, as many deep caves' environments are protected by strict rules that forbid anything — even human waste — from being left behind. Don't mistake the bottle marked "P" for a beverage.
  • There is an urban legend in the UK about somebody getting sacked by McDonald's for having A Date with Rosie Palms in a burger.
  • If one was to travel to exotic locales, this may be something that one might say in response to trying some exotic cuisines. Cracked.com has a list of rather delectable dishes.
  • This Cracked.com article might, just might, convince you to switch to organic foods.
  • They didn't truly drink it, but for a while before toothpaste was invented, some people purposely used urine to clean their teeth, after noticing that it was actually efficient in doing so. They didn't know at the time that it wasn't the urine, but the ammonia in the urine that did the job; indeed, ammonia is still a common ingredient in some toothpastes.
  • A trick is popular among chemists to awe non-chemists. The effects of strong hydrochloric acid are demonstrated, as are those of sodium hydroxide (caustic soda). Carefully measured quantities of these are then decanted and mixed in front of the audience. Then the scientist downs the mixture. It is just salty water, as the two chemicals neutralize each other. Sensible people give the mixture time to react fully and let it touch the outside of the mouth before drinking any.
  • A particular anime themed blog (whose link will not be posted due to NSFW content) has reported several instances of a bar in Japan where somehow they accidentally serve bleach (no not that Bleach) instead of sake, sending patrons who end up drinking the stuff to the hospital.
  • Just Google "horsemeat scandal". Of course, most of the victims remain blissfully unaware of what they've been eating, and horsemeat isn't actually harmful to human health... is it?note 
  • In The 24 Hours of Le Mans, the drivers of closed top cars have two bottles, one for windshield washer fluid and the other for their sport drink. Sometimes the crews get them confused, and mix them up, leaving the poor driver with a horrible tasting drink during their stint and very clean teeth afterwards (fortunately, the washer fluid's not harmful, just disgusting).
  • A weatherman in Connecticut ate cat vomit on live TV from his shoe, thinking it was Grape Nuts.


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