"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said... 'I drank what?'"This trope covers instances when a character eats or drinks something that's not intended to be food. Most of the time, the character is not aware of what they're consuming; typically results in a Spit Take, Vomit Indiscretion Shot, or some other response once the discovery is made. Inevitably produces lots of squick and Nausea Fuel. Might lead to It Tastes Like Feet when the dust settles. Often played for laughs as a form of Vulgar Humor. A common lead-up is to have the unfortunate consumer use Sommelier Speak to describe the supposedly rich and complex flavor before being told that what was consumed was not the delicacy they originally thought it was. Differs from Foreign Queasine, Reduced to Ratburgers, and Alien Lunch in that the stuff eaten wasn't supposed to be eaten by anyone, even in desperation. Bob drinking Rigelian bloodwine ("a delicacy on my planet!") is not this trope, but Bob drinking Rigelian rocket fuel is. Similar to Mystery Meat where a random meat-like byproduct is the unfood in question. Compare Eat That, Secret Ingredient. Contrast with Bizarre Taste in Food, Gargle Blaster, Masochist's Meal, Fire-Breathing Diner, and Even the Rats Won't Touch It. Also see Cordon Bleugh Chef, Lethal Chef and Evil Chef, three people who may be involved with this trope. Cool, Clear Water might be subverted for the drink-based version of this trope. Subtropes include You're Drinking Breast Milk, Eating Pet Food, Revenge Is a Dish Best Served, The Secret of Long Pork Pies, and Stock "Yuck!". Note: If it's human flesh being eaten, then the trope is I'm a Humanitarian, To Serve Man, or The Secret of Long Pork Pies.
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
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- One commercial begins with a couple waking up to their kids serving them pancakes in bed. The dad takes a big bite as the mom realizes something and whispers to him, "We don't have the stuff to make pancakes." That's when it's revealed to be a commercial for Pepto Bismol. The extended version of the commercial takes it even a step further as the girl proudly adds, "We made the syrup too."
Anime and Manga
- More of an "I Drank What?" example happened in episode 3 of Is the Order a Rabbit?. Sharo suggests an unnamed herbal tea for Cocoa. She then brings out some cookies, but Cocoa says they aren't sweet. Sharo then tells her that the tea she drank numbs your tongue's sweet receptors for a short while.
- In Tenchi Muyo: War on Geminar, everyone celebrates Kenshi's excellent cooking. They ask what his secret is, and he innocently reveals he crushes dried bugs into powder and sprinkles the food with it. The only one who doesn't freak out is the nature-attuned elf Aura, who says it's genius and she should have thought of that. Kenshi doesn't understand why everybody else is freaking out.
- Variant: Noi and Shin in Dorohedoro aren't thrilled to find out what they've eaten in En's restaurant. It's mushrooms, no real alterations there... but he grows them on corpses.
- Another variant in Silver Spoon — Hachiken finds out firsthand what a cloaca is and loses his appetite for eggs for most of the day. Quite a while later, he decides he doesn't care anymore.
- Mahiro from Haiyore! Nyarko-san ends up oddly Genre Savvy about this trope. His love interest Nyarko (and their mutual friend Luhy) are apparently good cooks, but being from outer space they use ingredients straight from H.P. Lovecraft's kitchen; once Mahiro realizes this, he refuses to touch anything either of them makes. Notably, Nyarko isn't a bad chef at all; the few times Mahiro actually eats her meals (usually when he insists she stick to Earthly ingredients), he calls them delicious.
- One of those times where Mahiro ate the food is also a more literal illustration of this trope. After complimenting Nyarko's cooking, he says "This meat doesn't taste like fried chicken, what is it?" After some (failed) Not So Innocent Whistling, Nyarko promises it's not dangerous, but isn't willing to elaborate any further.
- The Flash-animated Nyaruani series had an episode where Nyarko taught the audience how to make Cooked Whole *BLEEP*, whose main ingredient was pixelated and hard to obtain thanks to the Space Washington Treaty. Needless to say, Mahiro spends most of the episode freaking out and refusing to eat it.
- Sengoku Otome has Hideyoshi become sick, so Nobunaga gives her a secret medicine passed down through the Oda family for generations. Sengoku-era medicine happens to be boiled dried horse manure, mixed in with some slugs and worms. It bears repeating: slugs and worms mixed into horse manure, passed down for generations. And they wonder why Hideyoshi's fever gets worse.
- Count Cain plays this absolutely for drama in Doctor Jezebel's backstory, showing him to have been a sensitive child who loved his pet lamb Snark, and hated to eat meat because he didn't like the thought of animals dying to sustain him. His father told him one night that he could see Snark if he polished off his dinner. Guess what dinner was.
- In Dragon Ball, Launch serves Krillin and Master Roshi fish. They say it is excellent, then she says it is puffer fish. They freak out and end up bedridden from the poison.
- In Dragon Ball Z, Majin Buu offers Hercule some candy that he transformed some people into. The horrified Hercule spits it out when Buu turns his back.
- In the The Testament of Sister New Devil OVA, Maria tricks Basara into eating Mio's panties by rolling them into balls to look like dumplings and putting them in soup. When he finds out, he beats her up. The only consolation is that Maria used her magic to make the panties digestible.
- Played For Black Comedy in Shimoneta Episode 5, care of Anna Nishikinomiya's cookies. Made with her "Love Nectar". Tanukichi's immediate reaction upon learning of the same after having a bite is to rush to the nearest drinking fountain to wash his mouth.
- In Fate/Zero, Zouken Matou feeds Kariya a Crest Worm to increase his magical powers. After he eats it, Zouken reveals that worm had previously violated Sakura and stolen her virginity. Kariya flips out and cries, while Zouken enjoys seeing him suffer.
- Played for deadly seriousness in Uzumaki. Kirie, the heroine, is suitably shocked when she finds out the "mushrooms" she's been eating are actually the placentas of the mosquito-women's bloodsucking babies and again when she finds out she's been eating the people who turned into snails.
- In American Born Chinese, the caricature Chin-Kee urinates into someone's can of Coca Cola as part of a prank. When the character later discovers this, he throws up.
- In Blue Monday, one of the events in an escalating prank war involved the boys sneaking pubic hair into the girls food. When the girls find out, two of them shriek and fling their burgers away in disgust, but the third one doesn't mind the taste.
- Chew. The protagonist psychically knows the past of everything he eats (except beets). He ends up using his powers to take a bite out of crime as all he has to do is eat a piece of, say, a murder victim to know exactly what happened to him. Expect plenty of squick. He first discovers his powers when checking out a lead on a place illegally serving chicken soup. It turns out to be something else entirely.
- Rat-Man author Leo Ortolani once made a spoof of the Star Wars prequel trilogy. The character Dark Mouse, a parody of Darth Maul, was asked by his master (an expy of Emperor Palpatine) about what evil deeds he did that day, and he answered: "Did you think it was beer in that glass I gave you before?". Some time later, the master replied: "Did you think the cake you ate before was a chocolate one?".
- In a story from the Little Archie comic, one of Little Dilton's inventions receives an alien cooking show. Little Jughead makes up a batch of cookies, following a recipe from the show. People love them until they find out what is in them. Among the ingredients are wood chips.
- In an issue of Secret Six, Cheshire and Dr. Psycho dined with Vandal Savage after failing him. During the meal, Cheshire suspiciously asks what the food was. The answer: Solomon Grundy. Cheshire throws up, while Psycho asks for more, and Vandal Savage delivers the immortal line:
Shut up and eat your Grundy.
- Hellblazer had a story where the First of the Fallen showed up to collect the soul of Constantine's friend Brendan, a consummate drinker and magician. One of his last tricks was performing a working that would turn a spring under his house into pure stout, and John claims to want to "upstage" Brendan by sharing a drink with the prince of darkness. It's only once the stout goes down that John reveals the spring was blessed by a saint, making the base of the stout holy water. The First's reaction: "Interesting — what?" And then John cuts off the spell, turning the stout back into holy water.
- In Persepolis, for a while, the author has to wait tables in Austria. When one of the guests molests her, the cook sneakily avenges her by spitting on his schnitzel.
- When Adam Warlock gained possession of the all-powerful Infinity Gems) from Thanos, he was ordered by the Living Tribunal to separate the Gems so that they might never be used in conjunction again. As a result, he formed the Infinity Watch, and distributed them among the six members (himself included). In the case of Drax the Destroyer, whom he gave the Power Gem to, Drax, suffering from brain damage at the time which had reduced his intelligence and personality to that of a child, thought it was candy and swallowed it. For a long time, it remained in his non-functional stomach, and even when he regained his true intelligence, he never truly figured out how to use it only able to do so subconsciously. (Everyone he gave the Gems to could be trusted not to abuse their powers for one reason or another, which was the reason he chose each of them.)
- Red Ears: There's a comic in which a soldier and his buddies are going out on the town and when they get back to the motel open a package with some cookies that the soldier's wife sent him. Included is a video in which she admits that she's cheating on him, fellates the guy in question and spits out the result in the cookie dough. Cut to the soldiers face down on the toilet.
- One Eddie Murphy comedy concert has Murphy talking about how some people make fun of accent or appearance of the owners of Chinese restaurants. In the bit the owner retaliates by making a "special Won-ton soup" for the person insulting him.
- Utah Phillips' "Moose Turd Pie" sketch is Exactly What It Says on the Tin, although the guy eating the eponymous dish doesn't deploy this trope's title, as he instantly recognizes it.
- This sketch is also known as "Good, though!", after the actual final words. Anybody who complained about the cooking got stuck with the additional work of being the new camp cook.
- Which explains why the cooks keep serving the likes of moose turd pie.
- This sketch is also known as "Good, though!", after the actual final words. Anybody who complained about the cooking got stuck with the additional work of being the new camp cook.
- One Ron White comedy bit starts with him drinking with Larry The Cable Guy and waking up with a severe hangover. He takes some Excedrin and washes it down with what he thinks is Diet Coke—but is actually Larry's spit.
- Happens to him again with what used to be iced tea with lemon, but after two weeks looks more like a "nasty science experiment."
- Staying with Blue Collar Comedy, Jeff Foxworthy tells a tale of when his daughter made a little peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Ritz crackers. He's just polished it off when...
Jeff's daughter: You wanna know how I made it?
Jeff: (Beat) Maybe.
Jeff's daughter: Well, I got two crackers and then I got some peanuts and I chewed them up and spit them on one cracker, then I got some raisins and I chewed them up and spit them on the other one.
(Audience is roaring in laughter at this point.)
Jeff's daughter: You want me to make you another peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Jeff: (Beat) No, honey. I am full as a tick...but I bet your mom would like one.
(Audience roars in laughter again.)
- Foxtrot combines this one with the running gag of Andy's terrible health food by having Roger sample something out of a soup pot, declare it to be the best thing Andy has ever cooked - only to discover that it's "a compound for sealing the cracks in the driveway."
Roger: Please tell me it's poisonous.
- One The Far Side cartoon had a crowd of scientists gathered around a cup with one of them saying, "What's this? Lemonade? Where's my sample of amoebic dysentery?" while another scientist on the other side of the panel is drinking from a glass with a surprised expression on his face. Even funnier when you remember that the most prominent symptom of dysentery is chronic diarrhea.
- Suggested in this strip◊ by Argentinian cartoonist Quino:
Chef: This sir?
Waiter: This sir.
- Jon Arbuckle once drank dog semen.
- One of several trips to the vet.
- In one old strip, Garfield pounces on a chicken in the first panel. Then Jon appears, and shouts, "Garfield! Did you eat my chicken?" Then, he calms down and says, "No, of course not, if you had, there would be some bones left." (Cue Oh, Crap! expression from Garfield.)
- Garfield mistakes Jon's sweat socks for a crescent roll.
- Garfield didn't realize he ate the fishbowl's castle instead of the fish until Jon showed him the fish.
- Every strip featuring Irma's Diner has the potential to become this.
- In this strip, Garfield tastes what Jon makes, and exclaims that it tastes like old hyena. Sure enough, Jon tells him it's old hyena. (Garfield isn't amused.)
- Garfield enjoyed his dinner until Jon told him it was "Back-of-the-fridge-bottom-shelf-behind-the-baking-soda stew" and he could "only make it about once every five years".
- Jon liked eating escargots before learning they're snails.
- A variation that doesn't involve food, Garfield tries to use Jon's mouthwash:
Jon: Your breath smells funny.
Garfield: Yours would too if you'd gargled with aftershave.
- Double subversion in one strip, where Jon and Garfield were eating Chinese takeout. Jon says he was surprised Garfield ate the octopus, causing a shocked Garfield to go into a coughing, gagging fit, only to calm down in the last panel and say, "Actually, it wasn't that bad..."
- Jon, Garfield and Odie have this reaction upon learning what "unguah" is.
- Garfield spits the dog food he cheated Odie of once he learns it has indeed been recalled.
- One The Wizard of Id strip had the King touring the kitchens. He tastes something in a pot, spits out and yells "You call that soup?!". One of the chefs replies "No, I call it dishwater".
- Calvin and Hobbes:
- Inverted when Calvin, halfway through a hamburger, excitedly asks whether the meat in them is made out of people from Hamburg — only to find himself too disgusted to eat the rest when he finds it's just cow.
- Another strip inverts it as well, where his mother tells him that the stuffed peppers she's making are actually "monkey heads."
- Knights of the Dinner Table:
- This is Weird Pete's reaction on discovering that his character drank two pints of owl bear urine.
- In another story, B.A. buys a case of "Hacky-Snacks" from Weird Pete. Only after one of them bites into a particularly rancid one do they notice that the snacks are years past their sell-by date.
- In a Breather Episode of Futari Wa Pretty Cure Blue Moon, Binbeat, who's perpetually nine and can't read Japanese, accidentally eats the moldy bread from Mia's science project. He's sick for the rest of the day, and doesn't even bother fighting back when his Monster of the Week is defeated, just going home and complaining about a stomachache.
- Hobbes unintentionally bites into a "Slab 'O Scabs" in Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, thinking it was jelly toast with raisins.
- In Call Me In the Morning Draco Malfoy thinks that Harry's using an aphrodisiac to attract girls and offers to pay Ron for the recipe. Ron, recognizing the prank potential, gives him several unlabeled recipes for things Fred and George allegedly make specifically for Harry. Draco drinks the first one, which turns out to be a tropical-scented suntan lotion, and promptly tosses his cookies.
- In Harry Potter and the Dream Come True Harry puts a spoonful of dirt into his relatives' dinner before serving it to them.
- In Perfectly Abnormal Harry puts a spider in the pancake batter while making his relatives' breakfast.
- Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar:
Kreacher, knowing this was his last opportunity to do battle against the "mongrel half-blood," had made what appeared to be a delicious breakfast—enough that Harry forgot who he was dealing with, and bit into an innocent-looking doughnut. Unfortunately, that doughnut happened to be filled, not with cream or jam, but with mayonnaise. Retching, Harry tried to wash the taste out of his mouth with what looked like pumpkin juice, but which was in fact carefully-diluted muddy rainwater.
- In Arya Lily Potter Remus comments that Wolfsbane tastes worse than the time Sirius and James put thestral dung in his kidney pie.
Films — Animation
- In Titan A.E., Cale is informed that the "spaghetti and meatballs" he ate were actually alien poop. Granted, Cloudcuckoolander Gune is the one to tell him this, but judging from Cale's reaction it's probably true.
- Atlantis: The Lost Empire pulls this on poor Milo. Subverted in that it's actually just a canteen of water.
Vinny: You didn't just drink that, did you? That's not good, that's nitroglycerine. Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray...Mole : (sneaking up behind Milo) BOOM!
- In The Polar Express, The Boy accepts a cup of what is ostensibly coffee from the trainhopper. A Spit Take occurs when the hobo removes his freshly-cleaned socks from the kettle.
- Subverted in Shrek. Fiona is eating a meal Shrek prepared, and asked what it was. He told her it was a weed rat. She seemed a little surprised at first, but then kept on eating.
- In Shrek 2, King Harold attempts to look busy by tasting from a dish a servant is carrying. He exclaims it's exquisite and asks how the dish is called. The servant replies "That would be the dog's breakfast, your majesty".
- In The Ant Bully, Lucas enjoys a substance known in the ant kingdom as "honeydew", remarking that it tastes like green apple bubblegum. Only after he asks for seconds does he see that it is the end product of a worm-like creatures digestion process.
- In The Angry Birds Movie, Red, Chuck, and Bomb go to the Mighty Eagle for help with the Piggies. Reaching his mountaintop lair, they find his famed "Lake of Wisdom." Over Red's protests, Chuck and Bomb play in it, even drinking some of the water. When Mighty Eagle shows up, the three hide, and bear witness to their hero...relieving himself in the lake. The sight of it is enough to make Bomb cry while Chuck frantically tries to scrap his tongue off with a rock.
Red: Horrible turn of events, horrible.
- Madagascar has Melman stumbling out of a washroom with a urinal cake in his mouth ("Free mints!"). Interestingly, the typical "reveal followed by squicked-out reaction" is absent, especially considering that Melman is a raving hypochondriac most of the time.
- Earlier in the film, Marty gets a thermometer from Melman as a birthday present and puts it in his mouth. He spits it out once Melman tells him it was his first rectal thermometer.
Films — Live-Action
- Dumb and Dumber:
- A cop who pulls Lloyd and Harry over takes a sip from a bottle of pee which he thought was beer (Lloyd had to go to the bathroom that badly). They try to warn him, though after sipping, he immediately turns nauseated and tells them to get out of there.
- Also happens when an enemy poses as a friendly hitchhiker, intending to drop pellets of rat poison into Harry and Lloyd's food. Before he can succeed in this, he needs first aid for a stomach ulcer flareup (which was induced by Harry and Lloyd's own practical joking). Harry and Lloyd try to administer his emergency medication, but they mistakenly feed him the rat poison instead.
- In Dumb and Dumber To, Harry and Lloyd drink cups of blue juice before Fraida tells them that it's embalming fluid. But they still drink it.
Lloyd: Oh... Does it have aspartame?Fraida: No.Lloyd: Cool. [Both continue drinking it.]
- Jim Carrey does it again in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls:
Ace: My, my, my—this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
Ouda: It's made from guano.
Ace: Guano! That sounds so familiar. (starts licking the plate)
Greenwall: Bat droppings.
(Ace freezes before dropping the plate. Cue gag reflex.)
- In Little Monsters, Brian's monster friend Maurice takes him on a tour of his nightly pranks. For the last house (a bully's house—by request), Maurice switches out the tuna salad in the bully's lunch with cat food and the apple juice with fresh urine. Next day, during lunch, Brian is audience to the hilarity.
- In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin drinks Fat Bastard's stool sample, thinking it is coffee.
- Fight Club:
- There are several references to people urinating or worse into food.
"Tyler was now involved in a class action lawsuit against the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup."
- Later in the movie:
The Narrator: [after Marla orders clam chowder] Clean food, please.
Fight Club Member: In that case, may I advise against the lady eating the clam chowder.
- There are several references to people urinating or worse into food.
- A non-bodily waste example in Top Secret!.
Nick Rivers: [grabs bottle off of table] Mind if I have a swig of this?
Chocolate Mousse: Go right ahead.
[Nick drinks, then spits it out]
Nick Rivers: What the hell is this stuff?
Chocolate Mousse: Gasoline! HAHAHAHAHA. (glug, glug, glug)
- In Fruit Chan's Little Cheung, a disgruntled prostitute drops a used tampon in her pimp's cup of tea, and he drinks it without noticing.
- In Borat, Congressman Bob Barr is offered some cheese. After he eats it, Borat tells him it's made from his wife's breast milk.
- Real Genius is the Trope Namer, but the actual example of this trope is in an unrelated scene, and subverts it. Chris gives Mitch a beaker of something to try, then claims it is something he found in one of the labs. As Mitch spits it out, Chris mentions that it is actually just yogurt.
- Problem Child 2 has Junior doing this with a pitcher of lemonade that he was asked to refill by two snotty twin girls running a lemonade stand. He tops off the lemonade by peeing in it. Naturally the father of the snotty twin girls buys a glass and drinks it, describing it as tangy.
- In Waiting, a "beeyotch" makes the mistake of pissing off the waitstaff. Her food is... enhanced, so to speak. And made so that she doesn't even know what she's eating. For the morbidly curious: The cooks put pubic hair, dandruff, and spit on her food. One guy even rubs the garlic bread in his pants and all over his penis and testicles. And for those of you even MORE curious, yes, this is Truth in Television. Always, always, be Nice to the Waiter.
- American Wedding (the third American Pie film) has Stifler waiting for a ring-eating dog to defecate. When he gets it, the bride's mother mistakes it for a chocolate truffle and Stifler tries to prevent her from eating it...
- Clearly he has learned from what happened to him in the first two films. More of the same, different bodily products and delivery methods. (one example also fits the trope: he drinks from a beer left by a couple in a bedroom. Which Kevin mockingly describes as a "Pale Ale"...)
- In the first Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, Dave catches Theodore with a chipmunk dropping on the sofa. Simon insists it's just a raisin, and proves it by popping it into his mouth. After a satisfied Dave leaves, Simon spits it out, then tells Theodore, "You owe me one." The trailer originally had shown Alvin eating the "raisin", making this a case of Never Trust a Trailer.
- Epic Movie: In the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-spoofing stretch, Edward notices what he thinks is the chocolate river, and quickly gulps some "chocolate" up in enjoyment. After a beat, Willy points out, "That's actually the sewer line," causing Edward to gag in disgust. (How could he mistake the taste of sewage with that of chocolate?)
- In Caddyshack, people freak out on seeing what appears to be a turd floating in the pool (it's actually a candy bar), so they have Carl empty it and steam clean it. Carl then finds it, realizes it's a candy bar, and eats it (the swells still think it's a turd). Considering it's been floating in pool water, that's still pretty gross.
- In Funny Farm, Andy (Chevy Chase) takes a liking to lamb fries and breaks the restaurant's record for the number downed in one sitting. When he finds out that they're lamb testicles, he promptly pukes, and the waiter lowers his official score.
- In Naked Gun 33⅓, Frank goes to the crime lab where Ted has been examining the explosive used in the bombing their investigating. Frank dips his finger in the petrie dish on Ted's desk, tastes it, and begins to deduce what it tastes like, when Ted informs him that the petrie dish contains Fertilizer, evidance relating to a completely seperate case. Frank makes a "yuck" face and while Ted continues his monologue, Frank grabs a random beaker full of yellow liquid off his desk to wash the taste out of his mouth with. In a double-whammy of this trope, Ted then takes the beaker off Frank's hands saying, "Let me take that urine specimen from you, Frank.", leading to the mandatory Spit Take.
- Cecil B. Demented: "It's goat urine!"
- In Tropic Thunder, Tugg Speedman tries to prove a decapitated head is a movie prop. He licks blood from it and nibbles some of the insides while thinking it's just corn syrup and latex.
- In Dennis the Menace, Dennis tries to clean up spilled paint with a vacuum cleaner. Reversing the vacuum causes a large blob of paint to launch into the sky and plop into a meal Mr. Wilson is cooking in his backyard. Mr. Wilson casts a Death Glare towards Dennis' house when he tastes his food and makes the connection.
- In The Private Eyes, Don Knotts sips liquid from a black bottle while interrogating the house staff. It takes a few sips before he thinks to ask exactly what it is he's drinking, and he is informed that he's been quaffing ink. A rare ink from the Middle East. Made of buzzard pus.
- In Road Trip, a waiter licks some French toast and stuffs it down his pants before serving it. The customer, oblivious to the prank, cheerfully eats it, saying it is the best he has ever had.
- In UHF, "Weird Al" Yankovic accidentally switches a box of cookies with Yappy's Dog Treats. As he's filming product placement for the cookies, he feeds the dog biscuits to his co-star, who is disgusted by their taste but has to pretend to like them. At the end of the ad, Al recognizes his error and smoothly transitions into a pitch for the dog biscuits, which causes his co-star to run offstage and barf. "That's right! Bobbo's been eating Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver and tuna taste ... [puking sounds from offstage] ... with just a hint of cheese!"
- The Human Centipede combines this with horror and just plain nausea. The words "mouth to anus" are a story arc, if it's any hint.
- Hollywood Knights: The heroes all urinate in the punch which is then served to the authority figures.
Policeman: I can't quite place it, but I've had this taste in my mouth before.
Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.[Takes a drink from the bucket]Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.
- In The Smurfs, Grouchy lands in a candy dish full of blue M&Ms in a toy store which he mistakes for "Smurf droppings" and ends up eating them. Earlier on, Clumsy mistakes liquid soap for something edible and tries it out, only to not like the taste of it before he burps out a bubble.
- In Superman III, Clark Kent and Lana Lang have a picnic out near the wheat fields with her son. Clark tastes what he thinks was good pate that Lana made, only for Lana to point out that it was dog food. Clark still continues to eat it.
- In Paul, Agent Zoil drinks Clive's pee.
- Holmes gets chastised by Watson in Sherlock Holmes for drinking a bottle of a chemical intended for use in eye surgery. The sequel has a similar line when Holmes pours himself a glass of formaldehyde. Subverted in the fact that Holmes knows perfectly well what he is drinking.
- In Jan Švankmajer 's short film Shoes the characters eat several unusual things: knives, flowers, clothes, tables, napkins, chairs, body parts...
- A Running Gag of The Three Stooges involved various characters, usually the supporting cast, to drink what they assume to be coffee but what is really brown paint.
- In National Lampoon's Vacation, during a rest stop, the family is eating lunch in a park. However they realize the food smells rather funky and is soggy. Its then that Ellen realizes that Aunt Edna's dog has wet on the basket. Clark, who was busy ogling a girl he had seen on the highway and had taken a bite of a sandwich, promptly spits it out. Edna on the other hand, shrugs and continues eating her sandwich.
- In Due Date, Darryl unwittingly brews Ethan Tremblay's father's ashes into a coffee. After realizing that he just drank his father he takes another sip momentarily forgetting what was in the coffee.
- In Escanaba in Da Moonlight, Reuben drinks a potion given to him by his Native American wife, which is said to be a special spiritual remedy of the Ojibwa tribe to bring good luck during deer hunting. They all drink it without question, after which Reuben reveals the contents. They start out innocent enough, with cow's milk, spices, maple sap and barley then quickly go on to dried earthworms, squirrel gizzards and moose testicles. Cue Spit Take from two of the other guys, followed by Cloud Cuckoo Lander Jimmer finishing off the rest of the other guys' drinks.
- In Striptease, Ving Rhames puts a cockroach in a yogurt pot in order to make a phony lawsuit to the manufacturer. The lawyer's secretary eats the thing... and despite the "CRUNCH!" sound, she remains unfazed.
- In Moving Violations, Deputy Hank performs Fingertip Drug Analysis only for Dana to tell him the white powder he is licking is actually guano.
- Ace Ventura has a similar reaction in his second movie. Bonus disgust as he's afraid of bats.
- In The Help a maid who's been unjustly fired gives her ex-employer a "chocolate" pie. When the victim discovers what she'd really been eating, her own mother finds it hilarious.
- In Zhang Yimou's Red Sorghum, the liquor that got pissed in (before distillation) tastes better.
- The Terminator: The police officer takes a swig out of a coffee cup: "That coffee's two hours cold. And I put a cigarette out in it." However, he doesn't seem to mind.
- Variant combined with Senseless Phagia: in Minority Report, the doctor who performed the eye transplant on Anderton left him a sandwich and milk in the fridge... while also leaving rotten similars as well (after all, Anderton's temporarily blind and was responsible for his arrest). Guess which he goes for?
- In the horror anthology film Body Bags, the host character the Coroner (played by John Carpenter) downs a few glasses of the lethal chemical formaldehyde to set the mood.
- In the WWII movie They Were Expendable, an ensign is touring the temporary camp the naval company has made, and he shows a visitor where the cook is and takes a sip of the "soup", which leads to a Spit Take. Turns out it's dishwater.
- In the Irish short Cáca Milis, Catherine kills the blind and chatty Paul by telling him that there was a worm in the titular cake that he ate and by inducing a severe asthma attack.
- Averted in The War of the Roses: The wife feeds the husband some pâté she made. Once he says it's delicious, she asks him if he's seen his dog lately, heavily implying that's what he ate. He freaks out. Later the dog is shown still alive.
- Also averted in Harry Potter And The Halfblood Prince: At the Slug Club Christmas party, Hermione tries some dragon tartare to get bad breath and avoid her date that evening, Cormac McLaggen. Minutes later, Cormac tries some of it himself and asks Harry "What's this thing I'm eating again?", Harry then says "dragon balls,". Snape appears and Cormac ends up throwing up on his shoes.
- In Oculus, Kaylie Russel takes out food to eat around the mirror. The mirror, which can alter the perception of those in its radius, tricks her into biting down on a light-bulb instead of an apple. It's a subversion — turns out that it was an apple all along, but it does reasonably give Kaylie a pause of shock.
- The "dog pastry" scene in Van Wilder, where Van sends a basket of eclairs to Richard's fraternity, ostensibly as a gift from a sorority... while leaving out the fact that the cream filling was replaced with dog semen. Only after eating them and finding them incredibly tasty (one of them even remarks "I think I've had these before!") do Richard and his fraternity brothers find the pictures that Van left at the bottom of the box showing just how the eclairs were made. Cue the projectile vomit.
- Subverted in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Austin mistakes Fat Bastard's liquid stool sample for a pot of coffee, and pours himself a cup of joe from it. He stops when he smells the "coffee" and remarks that it smells like shit... but when Basil tells him what it actually is, he smiles and says "oh, good, so it's not just me!" and drinks it anyway.
"It a bit nutty."
- A tough looking brawler enters the bar, and orders a tankard of beer. He throws the beer away, and begins to chew the tankard itself. All other guests leave the scene in disgust, except one puny, small man. After the brawler has eaten the tankard, he throws the handle away. The puny man stares at him. The brawler says: "What are you looking at?". The puny man says: "Why did you throw the handle away? It is the tastiest part of the tankard!"
- A biology professor announces a pop quiz: students will be forced to identify species of birds from their droppings. "Our first specimen—" He reaches into a brown paper bag and pulls out a ham sandwich. He frowns and dumps out the bag, revealing an apple and bag of chips. "My word," he blurts out, "What did I eat for lunch?"
- In Animorphs, Ax's Sense Freak tendencies resulted in him eating non-foods on several occasions. He's lucky that morphing heals.
- And yet he doesn't seem to care when he eats something that's not supposed to be eaten (engine oil, cigarette butts, dryer lint, etc). Everyone else complains, but not Ax.
- The Doctor Who Eighth Doctor Adventures novel Timeless has Fitz doing this with a chunk of "cheese" he found in his friend Anji's flat, which had been abandoned for months anyway. She says she didn't have any cheese, and he is understandably perturbed.
- In re-prints of the novel Fight Club, Palahniuk adds a foreword. In it, he notes that many ex-waiters told him that tampering with food was Truth in Television, including one man who claimed to be a former waiter at a 5-star London restaurant who bragged that Margaret Thatcher had eaten his semen five times. His subsequent novel Choke has a character based on that waiter, complete with soup urination.
- In Pretty Little Liars Aria becomes a vegetarian after eating puffin.
- The main character of The War of the Flowers by Tad Williams has to be told what "pixie dust" means when you're in a reality with actual pixies.
- Laurence Yep's Dragon Series novel, Dragon of the Lost Sea has a boy named Thorn persuading the witch Civet into letting him cook a meal for her. He hides one of the Monkey King's hairs in her bowl of noodles. And after she eats them, he speaks the magic words that cause the hair to change into an unbreakable chain.
- One Running Gag of the Nightside series is for Alex, bartender at Strangefellows, to offer a beverage called "Angel's Urine" to the unsuspecting. Sales declined after word got out that it's Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
- At the end of the book/movie The War of the Roses, Barbara Rose makes dinner for Oliver, who compliments her paté. She says, "Don't thank me. Thank Benny." Benny is Oliver's dog.
- Anodyne Liniment is a medicine that relieves aching muscles and is meant to be rubbed into skin, not taken orally. In Anne of Green Gables, Marilla breaks a bottle of the stuff and pours it into an old vanilla bottle. Anne Shirley gets such a cold that she couldn't tell the difference between the medicine and the bottle's original contents, and Hilarity Ensues when her cake is served for tea.
- In Trainspotting (book only), a girl jobbing in a restaurant is hit on by some English Jerkass tourists. She retaliates by putting all kinds of squicky stuff in their food.
- In the Northland Series, Drake is not at all happy to find that the hallucinogenic liquid he'd drunk had been REINDEER PISS?.
- In W. F. Miksch's The Addams Family Strikes Back the Addamses throw a party to celebrate Grandmama's success as one of the witches in the PTA production of Macbeth. The wife of the school principal asks for the recipe for the Demon Dip and after "witch's butter" - which gives it the blue color - and lizard entrails are mentioned, snaps that Morticia doesn't have to tell her if she doesn't want to. A similar goodie is the "Whirling Dervish Wassail," a punch which consists of "an exciting and tangy blend of quicklime, witch elm, mare's tail, Saint Elmo's fire, and several other potables which could hardly be described as inert ingredients."
- A hotel maid in Dedication finds herself compelled to eat some semen left on the sheets by a talented author by a black magic spell intended to replace her rotten husband as the father of her unborn child.
- The Canting Crew of Discworld regularly dine on old boots. In Hogfather, Death swaps their boots-and-mud Hogswatch dinner for the contents of a fancy restaurant's kitchen, so the restaurant's chefs improvise a complete menu of "aged beef" recipes from what's available. And wind up having to cook their own footwear too, when unwitting diners keep ordering more.
- In Unseen Academicals, Pepe is looking for the bathroom in the middle of the night but finds an empty champagne bottle first. Madame unwittingly drinks it and says "this stuff has gone horribly flat."
- In Harry Potter Harry, Ron, and Hermione are eating what they think is a beef casserole in Hagrid's hut... then Hermione finds a large talon in her serving. They lose their appetite pretty quickly after that.
- This is how Rock in The Stormlight Archive gets sent to the bridge crews. "I may have, uh, enhanced the soup".
Teft: Wait, you put chull dung in Highprince Sadeas's soup?Rock: Er, yes... Actually I put this thing in his bread too. And used it as a garnish on the pork steak. And made a chutney out of it for the buttered garams. Chull dung, it has many uses, I found.
- In The Help, a servant does this to her employer. Let's just say, it's a chocolate cake, and what she puts into it is brown. She later tells the employer what, exactly, it was. And that's why you should never be mean to the people who cook your food. (Or accept food from people you treated horribly.)
- A case of "I almost ate what?" in the Xanth novel, Isle of View: Che Centaur and Jenny Elf are captives of a goblin horde. When a guard gives them a hunk of barely-cooked meat for dinner, they both refuse. (The guard says "suit yourself" and eats it himself). Jenny refused because she's a Friend to All Living Things and eating meat squicks her. Che's also a vegetarian, but says he wouldn't have eaten that even if he wasn't. In clarification, Che asks where the goblins would get fresh meat, since there were no livestock or meat trees around. Jenny realizes in horror that the meat could've only come from the nymph and faun they earlier saw the goblins force into a hate spring and then watched beat each other to death.
- In Watersong, Gemma throws up when she learns that the "liquor" the sirens gave her was actually a mixture of human and siren blood.
- In A Song of Ice and Fire, during Jaime Lannister's rather brutal Break the Haughty Humiliation Conga at the hands of the Brave Companions, he is tricked into drinking horse piss to the company's general amusement. He's forced to keep drinking out of sheer thirst.
- Divorce Court: The 1980s version had an episode where the wife fixed her husband and his beer-drinking friends chili ... not informing them until afterward that the "meat" was actually dog food. Fortunately, none of the guys became seriously ill, although there was plenty of vomiting.
- In Fringe, Walter is growing an artificial ear in an organic incubator, but Peter almost eats it thinking it's an omelette.
- In JAG, Harm and Mac are in Iran meeting with a Bedouin chief in his tent to make a deal for the stealth jet he "confiscated" after it went down in the desert. Harm is given a cup of something. Upon asking what it is, the Bedouin chief says it is camel milk. Harm looks at it for a while, shrugs, drinks it and says it is pretty good. All while Mac looks on incredulously.
- Night Court - Art, the courthouse's fix-it man, fixed Harry's coffeemaker and used some powder labeled "Herb" to test it.
Harry: Hey, this thing's empty!Art: Oh that, yeah I'm sorry, Your Honor, I had to use that herb tea to test the coffee maker.Harry: Art, this wasn't herb tea! This was Herb!They look over and see Dan standing at the coffee maker, his mug frozen against his lips
- The famous "Crunchy Frog" sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus. While one could make the argument that eating a chocolate-covered (raw, babynote ) frog isn't that weird note , the "Spring Surprise" which shoots steel bolts through your cheeks definitely qualifies for this trope. (Besides, the ingredients were quite clearly listed on the label. It's your own fault if you don't read them.)
Camp: Sandwiches?Policeman: Sandwiches?! Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?
- In the Life of Python retrospective, Eric Idle recounts a sketch he had written, which some of the other Pythons refused to do. It involved a wine tasting, where the taster would pronounce his judgement on a succession of wines, only to told after each glass that it was actually urine.
- Another sketch had a policeman planting a bag on the floor of actor Sandy Camp (Eric Idle) that he must "confiscate and take to headquarters for clinical testing." When the bag is opened:
- Married... with Children,
- In one episode, Al Bundy was doing his famous Bundy burgers and needed ash from all his previous grilling in order to give it a flavor. Peggy spilled the ashes and so she sent her kids all around the neighborhood to get more ashes. Kelly found some in an urn at the Rhodes household that held Marcy's beloved Aunt Toody. The results of discovering it was hilarious. Steven, who hated Marcy's aunt, just grinned and took a huge bite of the burger.
- In another episode, Kelly and Bud had to give Buck - the dog - a pill for constipation, but Buck, being fussy, wouldn't take a pill unless it was put in food. So they tried putting it in cheese, but he was still reluctant to eat it. The Al came in, noticed the cheese and ate it. Then it got worse. Two scenes later, Peg was trying to get Buck to take his medicine, this time putting it inside a bon-bon, but still having no luck. Again, Al came in, noticed the bon-bon, and ate it. (Exactly what the end result of him taking two dog laxatives were was never shown.)
- Yet another episode, Al becomes hungry enough to make a sandwich using toothpaste. Then Steve comes in, and in the midst of their discussion, nonchalantly picks it up and tries it. ("How about some floss to go with that, Steve?" asks Al.)
- In the Gilligan's Island episode "Operation: Steam Heat", when a volcano threatens to destroy the island, the Professor plans to make a bomb using liquid nitroglycerine to stop it from erupting. Gilligan drinks what the Skipper thinks is the nitro, and for about five tense minutes, he and several other members of the cast are afraid he's going to explode. Fortunately, when they find the Professor, it turns out it was just water he was going to use to dilute the explosive.
- In Friends, Joey sometimes experiences this (such as when he drunk from a glass of fat). Subverted with Joey's reaction the Shepard's Trifle. He actually liked it, despite knowing what was in it.
Joey: What's not to like? Jam? Good. Custard? Good. Meat? GOOD!
- In "The One With the Racecar Bed", Rachel admits to adding body fluids to the drinks she serves to people who don't tip her sufficiently.
- Occurs at times on the nature show Man vs. Wild. One notable example was when Bear drank water squeezed out of a pile of elephant dung.
- In the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode "Wildlife", Detective Elliot Stabler goes undercover in an animal-smuggling ring when a woman is found dead as a result of a mauling by a tiger. When the head of the ring offers him some meat while discussing his plans, Elliot notices that a tiger that was there the first time he visited is missing...
Elliot: "So where's the tiger?"Andre Bushido: "He's a tasty one, isn't he?"Elliot: "(Beat) ...I never enjoyed tiger meat before..."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
- In the episode The Pack, Xander, and a group of bullies, get possessed by a hyena spirit. At the same time as Sunnydale High gets a live pig as a mascot. They eat it. Xander is not happy to find out he ate a raw pig. At least he didn't eat the principal, like the rest of the pack.
- In the Season 3 episode "Helpless", a depowered Buffy takes out a vampire by tricking him into drinking holy water.
- Subverted in the Season 6 "Doublemeat Palace" episode, where everything was pointing to the fast-food hamburgers being made of people, but turned out to be merely vegetable matter. Xander does this twice beforehand though, before he learns the truth.
- This hilarious moment from the Game Show To Tell the Truth fits the letter of the law, if not the spirit. (Mentioning the more proper Trope would spoil it for you, the viewer.)
- Squicky example: in one Ashes to Ashes episode, a man is killed in a chip shop and it's implied that some of his more personal bits have been cut off and fried. Cut to Ray in another room, picking up said fried bit and eating it, thinking it's a sausage. He spends the afternoon with a bottle of mouthwash. Alex later tells Ray that it was just a sausage and he's being pranked by some of the other guys from the station.
- Kryten's wine brewed from urine recyc in Red Dwarf qualifies, In a deleted scene, he claims it's "margaritas" to get the unsuspecting crew to drink it. The taste and foam mustache gives it away almost immediately though.
- Lister ends up on the receiving end of this trope a number of times as the Dwarf's supplies run low. Such as in the second season premiere when Holly informs him that they ran out of cow milk a while ago and switched to the emergency backup supply, dog's milk.
- Space Cases gives us a more comedic example, though we never find out what the mystery substance is. The Christa is stranded on a planet and three of the cast are sitting around a fire, where the following exchange occurs.
Harlan: Ugh! What is that?Bova: Don't know. I found it over there. On the ground.Harlan: ... Why are you cooking something that's not even food?Bova: Why are you eating something that's not even food?
- On Farscape, Jool was given fellip urine as as a very strange form of anesthesia to treat an arrow wound to the elbow. Because of the intoxicating effects of the painkiller, Jool is too amused to be horrified... until later. It gets played for laughs, however, and eventually leads to breaking her haughtiness.
- Another episode, in which the crew of Moya is out of food, John tried making "fried dentiks" little caterpillar things that clean your teeth. Somewhat subverted in that the whole crew warns him its a bad idea, and he clearly agrees. Rygel didn't seem to mind, though.
- On The Honeymooners, Alice takes care of a dog, and heats up some dog food on the stove. Ralph and Ed find it, taste it and like it, and Ralph sees a money-making opportunity to market this delicious appetizer, inviting his boss over to sample it - that's when Alice tells them all what they've been eating.
- Similar to the Honeymooners example, an episode of Three's Company had Mr. Roper eat some dog food he mistook for a stew Jack had whipped up. He reported it was much better than his wife's cooking and asked Jack to give her the recipe.
- In Power Rangers RPM, Ziggy starts eating the pink goop Gem and Gemma cook up before being told it's plastic explosives.
- In Yes, Dear, Jimmy starts eats a bite of homemade play-dough. After finding out what it is, he asks if it could hurt him, and when told it couldn't, continues eating. Another time he tastes 'yogurt' that is actually Apricot Face Scrub. This time, he doesn't bother to ask if it's safe before he continues eating.
- An episode of The Golden Girls has Dorothy eating some snacks Rose left behind while the latter was taking care of a live chicken. Then the following dialogue happens:
Dorothy: Not bad. What is it?Rose: I'm not sure. The pet owner calls it "chicken chow".
- Subverted in an episode of Trailer Park Boys, when Bubbles falsely tells Barb Lahey that the hot dog she is eating (home-made by Sam Losco) had been 'licked by cats', in order to ruin Sam's date with Barb.
- Done many times in iCarly. After coming back from a jog with his Girl of the Week, Spencer reaches for a glass of what appears to be water, then spits it out.
Spencer: That's not water!Veronica: What is it?!Spencer: I don't know!
Sam: ''(while Carly is drinking water) Do you remember when you asked me to give you ketchup?Carly: Mhm.Sam: It was actually chicken's blood.Carly: (Spit Take)
- And as a gag for their webshow:
- In an episode of One Day at a Time (1975), Ann is mixing a bowl of what looks like cake batter. Barbara enters the kitchen, dips her finger in the bowl, and takes a taste. Finding what she ate delicious, she asks Ann what's in the bowl. Ann's reply: "A facial."
- Done in Malcolm in the Middle as a Briar Patching stunt. Malcolm is shown making the world's most disgusting sandwich, taking crud from the fridge, from the sink drain, from under the couch, and so on, putting it all between two slices of bread. He sits down to eat it... whereupon Reese immediately swoops in to steal it, and takes a bite before he realizes he's been had. Malcolm turns to the camera and says he never gets tired of that prank.
- In one episode of Monk, Natalie is afraid of a voodoo curse and Monk takes her to a shaman to help her "get rid" of it. He initiates a complicated ritual with a potion made of... questionable ingredients. She hurries to drink it, but the man, horrified, tells her it was supposed to be applied to the skin. Cue rush to the hospital with attempted homicide included.
- In an episode of Criminal Minds, it is revealed at the end that the unsub had made a dish out of one of his victims and fed it to the townsfolk. They weren't happy.
- On 30 Rock Liz underwent an episode-long pregnancy scare that turned out to be caused by her "Sabor de Soledad" Mexican cheese curls having evaporated bull semen in them. Not only is this seen as a selling point, (young women use them for birth control, and a later cutaway gag showed them being advertised as having "mas semen del toro!") it doesn't stop Liz and Jack from eating them after discovering the secret ingredient.
- In "Crow's Feet", the victim was engaging in urophagia, aka urine drinking for medical purposes.
- In "Last Supper", contestants on a cooking show realise that what they are eating during a palate test human flesh when one of them finds a contact lens in her mouth. She does a Spit Take on realising that she has a human eyeball in her move.
- CSI: NY had an episode with exotic insect cuisine. Insects are eaten in some places, but probably not the giant centipedes Danny and Flack get offered. Flack refuses, but Danny goes "I'm from the lower east side" and slurps it down. Later, more insect cuisine is consumed when it's brought back the lab. But only by Danny and Lindsay, the rest went for pizza in Mac's office. When Danny set out the dishes, including such delicacies as mealworm spaghetti and grasshopper chutney, Lindsay shrugs, grabs a fried spider and takes a huge bite while everyone else looks on in varying degrees of shock and queasiness. She later chastises Danny for betting against a country girl(her).
- In an episode of Lost Girl called "Food for Thought," Kenzi helped herself to some soup that was simmering on the stove in the kitchen of a fae household she was visiting with Bo and Lauren. She had already eaten some of it by the time they told her what it was made of. She was not pleased.
- Midsomer Murders: In "The Night of the Stag", Barnaby drinks half a pint of cider from a barrel that has a dead body floating in it. It causes him to throw up even before the body is discovered.
- In fact, the fact that people that drank cider from that particular barrel first found it oddly bad-tasting and then became sick is one of the major reasons why they check on the barrel and find the body.
- Being Human featured this trope twice in the same episode. A flashback to the 1950s involved vampire Cutler, who had been recently turned by Hal, and was still reluctant to kill, being ordered to kill his human wife. He refuses. Later we see the two vampires meet up again in a pub with a few other vampires, and his sire assures him that it's fine if he doesn't kill, as the group needs him instead for his position as a lawyer and pours him a glass of blood. He starts to drink it, while all the other vampires begin to laugh. Confused, he allows his sire to lead him down to a cellar, and is horrified to see his dead wife lying on a table, with a tube from her neck leading into a jar of blood. In modern times, the same vampire is trying to persuade his sire to take part in his evil plans for world domination, and persuades him to have his first blood in over fifty five years, by offering him a glass. The sire is then dragged downstairs to the basement, and it is revealed to be the blood of the now dead Scottish girl who was only in Wales on holiday with her family, whom Hal had been sort of dating. The sire is similarly horrified, and the two reveals of the source of the blood are juxtaposed.
- In Little Britain, there was a series of sketches where a bigoted old lady would sample some food and initially love it, but when she found out a minority made it, she then would proceed to vomit everywhere.
- In one episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, Trip and Archer happily ate food down on an alien planet before learning the food they liked so much was "essence of male".
- Subverted in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry announces to everyone at a wedding party that they "special meat" brought by the Korean bookie is Jeff's dog Oscar. Calamity ensues. Later Larry sees Oscar in the parking lot.
- A couple of mild but so very funny versions in The Big Bang Theory - the first when Sheldon is sick and is measuring his fluid intake and output in a jug Leonard had unknowingly been using to mix pancake batter. When Leonard protests how it's the one thing in the apartment that hasn't been labelled, Sheldon reveals the label on the bottom leading to Leonard's sheepish '... Hmmm, seems I owe the Betty Crocker food company a letter of apology...'
- The second is revealed in an argument in which the four reveal various things they'd done to each other including Sheldon had in the past secretly added ground up insects to Leonard's food For Science! Later in the episode he's making snowcones and offers Leonard one: Leonard enjoys it and asks what flavour it is, Sheldon's reply- 'Guess...'
- Horrible Histories: One of Admiral Nelson's crew proposes a toast to the fallen admiral. He then does a Spit Take on being told that the body is pickling in the brandy they're drinking.
- Sale of the Century: Jim Perry is fooled into eating shaving cream in one episode.
- Shooting Stars: In one episode Bob takes a bite of a scotch egg being used to illustrate the question "what is a scotch egg made from?" only for Vic to reveal that the correct answer is "egg, sausage meat and dog-dirt surround and breadcrumbs" causing him to spit it out with protestations of "Why do you always cook with dog-dirt Vic" "Because I like to, I like it like that."
- In a different episode Vic and Bob challenge Ulrika Johnson to a speed bitter drinking challenge but after she finds that it tastes revolting Vic reveals that they wouldn't serve him beer at the off-license because he's "too young" and so he got "beer-shampoo" instead. Vic then proceeds to drink some himself to show that it's fine, but starts foaming at the mouth.
- In one episode of Black Books, Manny claims that Bernard's smoking habit has completely destroyed Bernard's sense of taste. He then demonstrates the point by pointing out that Bernard is currently eating a beverage coaster, which Bernard mistook for some kind of delicious biscuit.
- On Game of Thrones, Locke gives his captive Jaime Lannister, who is suffering from dehydration and infection, a drink from his canteen — which turns out to be full of horse urine. Jaime is so thirsty he doesn't realise what he's drinking until Locke tells him; he then spits it out to gales of laughter from Locke's men.
- Among Arya Stark's many talents one that may come to mind at the end of season six is catering. And well...pie making. As Walder Frey discovers when she serves him his dead sons, before slitting his throat.
- The Bones episode "The Mystery in the Meat" opens in a high school cafeteria where the beef stew is found to contain human body parts.
- More like I drank what? but there was also the episode where a body(or the goopy remains anyway) were found in a wine barrel after several people had already tasted it.
- Done twice in Babylon 5: First, in the pilot episode, Commander Sinclair informs G'Kar (who he believes, but cannot prove, was behind an assassination plot) that he put a microscopic tracking bug in his drink, so that the Earth Alliance can track him down any time they want. After G'Kar storms out, Sinclair confesses to Garibaldi that there was no bug, which will make it all the harder for G'Kar to be sure he's gotten rid of it. The second example is when Londo Molari is trying to convince Lord Refa to break off his very ill-advised alliance with the Shadows:
Lord Refa: Why should I do as you say?
- Supernatural: The guys discover a town where everyone, Dean included, has become completely stoned. After one of Dean's many Turducken sandwiches deflates into a pile of grey goop, Bobby and Sam determine that the general stupidity in the town is caused by the recent Turducken craze.
Dean: If I wasn't so chilled out right now, I would puke.
- You're Skitting Me: In one of the 'Bear Cub' sketches, Jeremy is doing work experience in an office and serves a teapot full of his urine to a meeting in the boardroom.
- In Roots, an elderly Kizzy runs into her old childhood friend Missy Anne Reynolds. Missy Anne doesn't recognize her and when questioned reveals she didn't really think much of Kizzy. Annoyed, Kizzy spits in the water she serves her, and smiles when Missy Anne drinks it without noticing.
- In an episode of Dieter Hallervorden sketch show Didi's Comedy Show, a dinner guest is told accidentally that he's been eating dog.
- In Peter Kay's new sitcom, Car Share, hapless supermarket manager Peter picks up his new car-pool buddy Kaley for the first time. She is carrying a sports bottle full of liquid he assumes is a soft drink. Before she can tell him, he takes a swig, notes its sweet-and-sour taste, and asks if it's Red Bull or a similar energy drink. It's not. It's a urine sample she's taking to the in-store pharmacy for medical testing. Peter then does a Spit Take and spills most of it down his shirt.
- In a first-season episode of Castle, Castle brings the owner of a Nigerian restaurant to the precinct to consult on a case. She brings lunch with her, and Beckett is visibly Squicked to learn that the main course (which she had been enjoying beforehand) is cow's foot stew.
Beckett: You said this was beef.
- In a sketch of The Muppet Show, a monster eats a machine that has a recording explaining it. Only when he has finished does he hear that its purpose is to create the largest explosion on record. Sure enough...
- A serious example from Scream Queens (2015). One of the patients in Season 2 has Kuru, an incurable disease they contracted after accidentally engaging in funerary cannibalism while traveling in Papua New Guinea. They came to the hospital specifically in the hopes they'll be cured. Or rather, Dean Munsch bought the hospital...
- In the Supergirl episode "The Darkest Place", the main characters are eating at a bar run by, and catering for, aliens living on Earth. When Winn remarks that the place does good chicken, Kara asks him if he's sure it's chicken. Winn shoots her a worried look, but it's clear she's joking.
- The Mick: After Mick gets slashed up by the owl Sabrina was trying to release into the wild, Sabrina steals some meat from Mick's plate.
- The Offspring's ''Don't Pick It Up":
I saw a little kidAs he walked aroundHe picked a candy bar upOff the groundHe chowed about a halfAnd his face turned blueTurned out that candy bar was a doggy-doo
- Also from the same band, one scene of the video for "Original Prankster" has a guy buttering another's bread with poop. The other guy cluelessly eats it.
- Bob Dylan's "Po' Boy":
Othello told Desdemona,"I'm cold, cover me with a blanketBy the way, what happened to that poisoned wine?"She said "I gave it to you, you drank it."
- In "The Real Slim Shady," Eminem mentions that his Chaotic Evil alter ego Slim Shady "could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings."
- In the music video for Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup", one man at the party in the video pees into the cup and gives it to another man, who then drinks it and punches the first man out.
- Also from The Offspring, in the video for "Original Prankster", a kid butters his father's bread with dog poop. He doesn't suspect a thing until he eats it.
- In the WWF in 2001, Commissioner William Regal drank some tea which Chris Jericho had urinated in. He found the taste... interesting.
- In another infamous episode the Big Bossman fed Al Snow his (Snow's) pet chihuahua Pepper as "Pepper Steak."
- At one point, Earthquake crushed Jake "the Snake"'s pet boa, then served it as "Quakeburgers" to the commentators. Bobby Heenan was the only one to realize what they were eating before it was too late. He still ate it, being a Heel.
- On July 4, 2016, Chris Jericho found a used bandage in his food, sending him into Unstoppable Rage.
- From an episode of The Goon Show (paraphrased from memory):
Grytpype: What's that smell, Moriarty?Moriarty: Here. Taste, taste.Grytpype: Mmm, delicious. What is it?Moriarty: Your laundry.
- In Paranoia, the Matter Eater mutant power lets you eat anything, and get sustenance out of it if it's organic. Useful when you need to Eat the Evidence.
- Also shows up as an anecdotal example in the Ancient Rome setting for Vampire: The Requiem. In the setting, vampires are capable of enthralling humans to serve them by giving them a taste of blood; with three tastes, the "blood bond" sticks for a damn long time. So this vampire whose family doesn't know he's dead keeps visiting them for dinner, and brings along these delicious blood sausages...
- Warhammer 40,000:
- Khorne Berserkers are fused into their power armor, which recycles the Space Marine's waste into a bland, tasteless nutrient paste.
- For that matter, if you're invited to a party, and you even think that they might have something to do with Slaanesh, you don't want to accept in the first place, but you really don't want to know what's in the food, wine and drugs.
- Similarly, never accept high-end foods from your Dark Eldar slavers; they will not agree with your stomach, or your sanity.
- An event in Arkham Horror involves your investigator stumbling across a table of food and helping himself. Depending on how much you fail the perception check, you'll either go on your merry way, or have some of your stats restored. But if you pass it, your investigator will realize to his horror just what the stuff was and lose points on the Sanity Meter.
- From the original Broadway production of Dracula, discussing Renfield:
Seward: An unusual case. Zoophagous.Harker: What's that?Seward: A life-eating maniac.Harker: What?Seward: Yes, he thinks that by absorbing lives he can prolong his own life.Harker: Good Lord!Seward: Catches flies and eats them. And by way of change, he feeds flies to spiders. Fattens them up. Then he eats the spiders.
- A step left out of this, but in the original book: feeding spiders to sparrows, then eating those. And Seward mentions he's repeatedly turned down Renfield's request for a pet cat.
- In Sam And Max: Situation: Comedy, you have to rig one of these in the Show Within a Show. Specifically, you need to get Mr. Featherly to eat a cow pie (which is fortunately a prop).
- The player in the Shadowgate game series can drink any number of noxious beverages, only a very few of which are nonlethal.
- Combined with Lethal Chef in Jade Empire, where an NPC in the tea house near the beginning serves food that reduces your health/spirit/focus reserves and rewards you if you eat enough.
- In Persona 4, you get rewarded for eating Nanako's science project, which is a pot of grass.
Theo: There are things your kind is better off not knowing. So I've been taught, which means... I mustn't... But using THAT for cooking...
- Done in Persona 3 Portable with These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, when Theo refuses to tell the player what was in the takoyaki they just ate.
- Implied in Shin Megami Tensei IV with the stuff served at the Hunters' Associations. Whatever it is, it's filling and tastes good. The problem is that the croquettes are still kind of alive when served, and about the yulmucha, your navigational AI scans it and is only mostly sure it has no dangerous components. And let's not get started on the waffles...
- Merkabah even sees eating the food from the bars as a feat of courage, and Lucifer describes it as a fallen thing.
- This doesn't change in the sequel. Dagda's pretty squicked at the Associations' food.
- Downplayed a bit: In Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 3: Lair of the Leviathan, Moose drinks the manatee ichor (kind of a bloodlike fluid or discharge) and, surprisingly, it doesn't sicken Moose at all (though Guybrush and Morgan do seem kind of grossed out by it). He even tells Guybrush that the orange ichor (which has "a bubbly effervescence with a tangy palette") has been pure and unfiltered since he got hooked on it when he and the other crew members of De Cava landed in the belly of the manatee. Moose adds that the other ichor, the yellow bile, is acidic and hazardous to the digestive system when drunk. Since De Cava only likes the orange ichor, Guybrush can trick him into drinking the yellow bile served on a mug for one of the key expressions in a Pirate Face-Off.
- One can only wonder where Oghren's home-brewed ale comes from, as hinted by him and Zevran in Dragon Age: Origins party banter.
- In the expansion pack Oghren's response to drinking a (potentially lethal) combination of darkspawn blood, lyrium, and archdemon blood? "Not bad". This is after complaining that the (rather large) cup the mixture was in was too small. And unlike everyone else who drinks it and doesn't die from it he doesn't even pass out or show any kind of discomfort.
- The sequel has a companion quest that involves gathering components for a potion... one of which is crystallized sewage. Hawke reacts with a heartfelt "EEEWWW."
- Haunting Ground has Daniella/The Maid cook a meal during an early stage of the game. Later, this meal is served, and after two spoonfuls and one hell of an awkward conversation, an obviously sickened Fiona excuses herself. Once the cutscene ends, all she can do is walk incredibly slowly, and clutch her stomach. If you examined the unattended cooking pot at an earlier point, there is a chance that Fiona will recoil in horror, realising that human hair and meat is what is being cooked inside.
- In DmC: Devil May Cry, the first part of Vergil's plan to bring down Mundus is to destroy Mundus' means of slowly making humanity docile cattle. When Dante asks what it is, Vergil replies that Dante's holding it. It being the soft drink Virility that Dante is drinking. After a beat, Dante spits it out and tosses the can into the trash though Vergil tells him that Virility only affects humans. Virility is spiked with the toxic bodily fluids of a huge disgusting demon.
- Playing Hatoful Boyfriend? Courting Dr. Shuu? He sends you a lovely roast bird for Christmas... after finding Yuuya going through his desk for the last time. Ho ho ho ho...
- One of the Easter eggs in BioShock Infinite is that one of the toilets that looks like it has crap in it are actually two potatoes that you can eat!
- Naked Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater will eat just about anything he finds in the woods with glee. The one exception to this is if Para-Medic informs him that the vultures are known to eat human flesh after he's already sampled some of their meat. He's notably disturbed by the prospect of being a cannibal. If you eat a vulture that fed on a dead soldier, when you reach the Sorrow's river, that soldier's ghost will have a vulture on its shoulder and moan, "YOU ATE ME!"
- Final Fantasy IX: During the feast after the Hunting festival in Lindblum everyone, save for Garnet and Steiner suddenly collapse after taking a few bites. Garnet hasn't been eating at all, and Steiner, who has, and now noticed that everyone had collapsed, dramatically falls on his knees and gasps that the food was poisoned and he is dying for his princess... that untill Garnet says there shouldn't have been any in his plate. Upon hearing it, he utters that now that she mentioned it, he suddenly feels much better and stands up again. The alleged "poison" is revealed to be sleeping pills.
- Jazzpunk: The drop-in diner in Japan. The player will Spit Take EVERYTHING that the chef gives him once he learns what was used to make it.
- In Shadowrun Returns Hong Kong, the player can accidentally eat some meta-human flesh in Gaichu's hide out. Or drink blood when sampling the "red wine" in a vampire's apartment. You can even get an achievement for doing both. Hilariously, if Duncan is the party either time, he berates the player for being so stupid as to eat random food on a mission.
- The Dog Salad recovers a random amount of HP each time it's eaten, but the player gets a disgusted reaction each time.
Oh. There are bones...Oh. Fried tennis ball...Oh. Tastes yappy...It's literally garbage???
- As pointed out by the incredulous Burgerpants, the MTT-brand Glamburger is made out of sequins and glue.
- A lot of the food can provoke this reaction with the Info text. Spider Cider "made with whole spiders, not just the juice", Hot Dogs "made of something called a 'Water Sausage'"(cattail), Junk Food "that was probably once thrown away", Temmie Flakes which are "just torn up pieces of colored construction paper"...At least that same info text assures us that the glitter and sequins on the Glamburger really are edible.
- The Dog Salad recovers a random amount of HP each time it's eaten, but the player gets a disgusted reaction each time.
- In Fate/hollow ataraxia, we learn that Saber's terrified of octopus, which she believes is an Eldritch Abomination like the ones the Fourth Caster summoned. When Shirou mentions that some riceballs she ate had octopus in them, this is her reaction.
- Brain POP: In the Fractions video, after eating a piece of Moby's cake:
Tim: Three-quarters of a cup of...motor oil?Tim: I have to... go to the... bathroom.(Tim runs to the bathroom, then we hear spitting sounds)
- Homestar Runner subverts this in that many characters have been known to consciously eat inedible items, whether due to ravenous eating habits or just plain ignorance.
- At least once, however, in one Strong Bad Email, there is an instance of a character eating something unintentionally, as when Strong Bad and The Cheat (wearing a towel) give Coach Z what looks like a bowl of ice cream (with toasted coconut), which he eats:
Coach Z: Ooh! Sweet mercy! This is awrful!
Strong Bad: Aw, it's okay, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur.
The Cheat: (takes off his towel, revealing the lower half of his body being shaved clean) Ta-da!
Coach Z: (coughs up fur) Oh! I think I'm gonna puke my pants!
Strong Bad: Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that.
Coach Z: Naw, it's easy. I do it all the time.
- In the same email, Homestar has eaten some of Strong Bad's "ice cream" and tries to offer some to Marzipan:
- At least once, however, in one Strong Bad Email, there is an instance of a character eating something unintentionally, as when Strong Bad and The Cheat (wearing a towel) give Coach Z what looks like a bowl of ice cream (with toasted coconut), which he eats:
- The Team Fortress 2 fan video "Sniper Soda" is all about this. Sniper really has to pee, and since all of his jars are full, he pees in a soda can, and then Scout finds it and unknowingly drinks from it.
Scout: Yo, keep yo' hands off the soda, man![he drinks from the soda can, and then vomits]Soldier: Yeah, they should probably teach you how to use a toilet, like normal people.[Sniper makes a silly face]On-screen text: THAT WAS SO FREAKIN' PREDICTABLE[cut to Scout vomiting into one of Sniper's hats]
- In the first episode of Zombies Vs Ninjas, the ninjas are seen eating pizza made of cardboard. And you thought the pizza was real?
Spencer: I'd rather be the back end of a human centipede than eat one more slice of this cardboard pizza.Andre: This tastes worst than little brother Andre ate back in homeland.
- Vaelia of Drowtales was jokingly told that the meat she was eating was human meat. This was a very real possibility, as the drow from which the meat came from have no problems eating human flesh. Through the likelihood of it actually being human meat is debated, Vaelia decides to just stick with a loaf of bread instead...
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal had a comic with the line of dialogue "You put what in my cereal?" The cereal in question was "Everything But Urine-Os".
- Averted in Marry Me, where the characters ask what they're drinking BEFORE they consume it. It turns out to be blood. They drink it anyway because they'd allegedly done it before, one for a 'vampire marathon' and the other just for grins. And the friend who horsed them into this turned out to be drinking Kool-Aid.
- Double Subverted in an Awkward Zombie strip, Roy prepares a Coffee for both him and Marth, but before drinking Marth suspects he did something to it, so he switches cups and Roy just leaves annoyed. Then, as he is drinking from the other coffee, Link enters asking for Roy, as he had peed in his coffee.
- VG Cats has this:
Leo: ...So I've been secretly peeing in her coffee ever since.Aeris: So I've been switching our coffee ever since.
- And then he drinks some coffee. Eeew...
- Happens to Kirby occasionally in Brawl in the Family, obviously given his eating habits. One instance here.
- Forgath in Goblins absentmindedly drinks Dragon Lung Lantern Fuel after a fight with Dellyn Goblinslayer.
- Ansem Retort: Axel discovering that Chuck E. Cheese doesn't sell tequila.
"Ugh-oh. I think I've been drinking bleach for the past hour. Fuck."
- Doc from The Whiteboard was cooking, the kitchen caught fire, automatic extinguishers doused it with BBQ sauce ("...if the food was going to be on fire, might as well take advantage of it!"). While cleaning the aftermath, Doc found a turkey leg and started eating: "It's juicy, it's tasty... ...it's a scrub brush." After realizing the error, he casts Aside Glance and continues crunching anyway.note
- Osborne, from Wally and Osborne, does this here.
- In Exterminatus Now, Lothar's new cybernetics are powered by his own metabolism so he needs a lot of calories. He immediately dunks his head in a vat of Lime Cool-Ade. Then Eastwood points out the corpse floating in the tank. Lothar pauses for a beat, then keeps drinking saying it's still not the most disgusting thing he's ever drunk. It gets even more gruesome in the next strip when Virus discovers that the Lime Cool-Ade drink mix is made of the missing townsfolk. Lothar smacks his lips for a beat, and remarks that they didn't use enough sweetener while his teammates look on with a mixture of disgust and horror.
- Troll urine has insect repelling properties in Fairy Dust, making it not such an unusual food preservative.
- PvP's Skull once bit into what he thought was a brownie.
- Atari from Consolers has this reaction when she finds out she ate snake ice cream.
- Apparently, it was not an egg the guest ate in this strip from Loading Artist.
- In Henchgirl Mary has Fred come to her apartment to hide him from The Butterfly Gang (which she is a part of) from hunting him. As she introduces her roommate, Sue and Tina, Tina serves some carrot cake while everyone is talking about the situation. When the conversation goes into superpowers, Tina reveals she has a power of her own: The power to make carrots come out of her wrists. Naturally Mary, Fred and Sue lose their appetite (and in Mary's case, her lunch) when they see this.
- Though it started off as a trailer for a scat porno, 2 Girls 1 Cup became infamous on the internet for depicting two women defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming it, and then vomiting it into each other's mouths. Though as with many other pornos, it's faked with chocolate pudding.
- Super Mario Logan's video titled "Bowser Juice Infomercial" reveals that the Bowser Juice is made from Bowser's pee.
- Used in the third part of Decline of Video Gaming to a ridiculous extent.
JT: Hey, this local dish is pretty good!Dim: Um... that's the potpourri. It makes the room smell nice.JT: Eh? Ah, it doesn't matter, these giant oriental crackers are much nicer anyway.Dan: Yeah, you see, that's the towel from the bathroom.Dim: You didn't eat anything else, did you?*Soap bubbles start to foam around JT's mouth*
- SCP-198, a cup that fuses to a persons hand and fills up with their bodily fluids such as blood, urine, sweat, feces and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Unfortunately, it rapidly malnurishes the person, and the only way to gain any nourishment is to consume the contents of the cup.
- The Simpsons:
* spittake* "Fresca?!"
- Double Subversion in one episode where Homer and Bart visit a Native American village, where the chief gives them a cup of something. As they drink, he says "The bear urine will make you strong", making Homer and Bart pause. The chief then admits it's actually Fresca, and then Homer spits it out.
Wiggum: We have no leads. (Sips the beverage) But I can safely say Apu did not suffer.Lou: Seems to me he suffered a lot chief.'(Points to the Squishie machine, which the victim's body has been stuffed into.)Wiggum: Ah, geez, Lou. How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing? (Sips Squishie again anyway.)
- Another subversion occurred in "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson," when Homer was visiting the World Trade Center and came across an Ambiguously Brown street vendor.
Homer: What do you have to drink?Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.Homer: Blech! Ew! Geez...! I'll take a crab juice.
- In "Brother From The Same Planet", Bart and his Bigger Brother watch a fictional episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show where Ren compliments Stimpy on his meatball soup. It's actually Stimpy's collection of furballs and stomach acid.
- In "Treehouse of Horror IX", Chief Wiggum appears on the news to report Apu's murder, while drinking a Squishie:
- Parodied in "Flaming Moe", where a man from an alcohol company wants to buy the titular drink from Moe (which he stole from Homer). Moe claims the drink isn't for sell, asking the man if he knew how much of his blood and sweat went into it. Everyone in the bar instantly did a Spit Take and Moe had to assure them it was just a figure of speech.
- Moral Orel once sold his urine as an energy drink for the school sports teams.
- Happens lots of times on South Park:
Randy Marsh: "This is cum."
- Mr. Mackey drinks poop with his coffee in season 1's Christmas episode.
- Kenny eats a bowl of antacids thinking it was mints, then drinks water and explodes.
- Cartman makes cocoa out of Kenny's ashes.
- Kyle is forced to drink pee, and then finds that the cure for pee rage is the food he hates the most, bananas.
- In the episode "Ass Burgers," Cartman sells hamburgers— which wouldn't be so bad if the secret as to why they were so delicious wasn't letting them marinate in his pants. The many customers are disgusted, with Kyle exclaiming, "You were sticking these in your ASS, Cartman!?!"
- Scott Tenorman's parents are the most infamous example.
- The baby (technically, since it doesn't say anything) in the Mr. Hankey Fake Commercial.
- Butters' "creamy goo" in "Sarcastaball."
- The musical number, "Boogers and Cum."
- American Dad!: Stan drinks a toxic fluid that would liquify his internal organs 24 hours after consumption. It turns out that it was inert.
- The potato salad made with alien breast milk.
- Roger once served Francine a drink whose exotic flavors he gushed at length over; when she asked for more, however, we see that the machine he serves from has a hose leading to a toilet. Soon after, he mentions once tricking Stan into "drinking pee disguised as vintage"; Francine scoffs "what an idiot" and downs her glass while Roger looks on in calm amusement.
- The Secret Show has a whole episode revolving around this. Anita appears to have caused an international incident by, while disguised as The World Leader, eating an alien ambassador. However, when the rest of the species shows up, the rest of humanity eats them as well (everyone except vegans, as the aliens smell like any given individual's favorite type of meat/fish). Those who do eat them, however, turn into deformed splotchy versions of themselves, until a second wave of (dessert-scented/flavored) aliens shows up. It turns out that humanity is actually part of an alien reproductive cycle; once the two aliens are eaten, the victim burps up a new baby alien, restoring themselves to normal.
- "The Problem with Popplers". It turned out those delicious popplers just happened to be intelligent alien babies. The episode ends with the Planet Express Crew agreeing that eating intelligent species is wrong and with them eating a smorgasbord buffet of unintelligent animals, including a suckling pig and a dolphin who wasted all his money on instant lottery tickets.
- When they started selling popplers, Bender got rid of a rival by acting in front of the rival's customers as someone delivering rat droppings ordered by the rival. The rival protested Bender didn't look like the guy who delivers his rat droppings.
- Made even more explicit and Squick-worthy in the episode "A Leela of Her Own"; with the Cygnoids' pizza parlor.
Mama Cygnoid: "It's 'Leela's Bean Pizza'. It has six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans."Joseph "Fishy Joe" Gellman: "I don't care if it has manure in it."Papa Cygnoid: "That's a-good."
- Also mentioned in that episode is that rats are crushed to make the wine. Fry, who's drinking wine, immediately does a Spit Take in Bender's face, who then spits back in his face.
- And then there's "Fry and the Slurm Factory", an Affectionate Parody of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The Delivery Express gang find out that the soda drink really comes out of a mother slurm's behind. Leela calls her out on this, but the Slurm queen reminds them that honey and milk come from the butts of bees and cows respectively.
Slurm Queen: And have you ever tried toothpaste?Fry: Whose behind does that come from?Slurm Queen: You don't want to know.
- In "Mars University", Leela offhanded mentions that Gunther's father had been playing in the punch bowl...while Fry had a cup full of punch.
- In "My Three Suns", Fry becomes Emperor of a planet of liquid-based aliens after accidentally drinking the previous Emperor.
- In "T: The Terrestrial", Fry is shown eating some candy-like stuffs, which despite being initially disgusted with the revelation, he still continues eating. It's actually Jrrr's poop. Fry may or may not have gotten sick from eating it.
Fry: Feces pieces?
- In "Murder on the Planet Express", Bender puts Fry's stolen kidney into Hermes's lunch box, which leads to Leela unknowingly eating it.
- In "Overclockwise", when Cubert overclocks Bender's CPU:
Bender: There's 3018 jelly beans in that jar!Cubert: Damn, I'm good. [eats handful of jelly beans]Bender: I mean 3018 rat kidneys!Cubert: [spits out kidneys]
- "The Problem with Popplers". It turned out those delicious popplers just happened to be intelligent alien babies. The episode ends with the Planet Express Crew agreeing that eating intelligent species is wrong and with them eating a smorgasbord buffet of unintelligent animals, including a suckling pig and a dolphin who wasted all his money on instant lottery tickets.
- In the Johnny Bravo episode "As I Lay Hiccuping", Johnny gets the hiccups and goes between curing them and getting them again. At one point, he eats something neighborhood geek Carl bought. Carl says that he didn't know that Johnny was a fan of slug kibble. Johnny spits it out upon hearing that and shivers.
Carl: Gee Johnny, I never knew you were such a fan of slug kibble!Johnny: (with mouth full) "Slug... kibble?" (spits out slug kibble, shivers)
- In Happy Ness: The Secret of the Loch, the evil Nessies end up coming down with extreme pain of the stomach after slurping up seaweed jelly.
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy:
Billy: Wait...this isn't shampoo! IT'S DOG— [cuts to the Cartoon Network Studios logo]
- In one episode Grim sells cookies made of some exotic ingredients. At the end, it is revealed that the secret ingredients are bugs, ticks, and nightcrawlers. When the secret gets out, people pause for a second, stare at the cookies, and then go back to eating them, as they are apparently really good cookies.
- Another episode had Grim and Mandy giving Billy a bag of special "steak sauce" which Grim got "fresh from the front yard". Billy has used it as a "shampoo" as well. Said stuff (as Billy eventually finds out at the end of the episode) is made from dog doo-doo.
- Codename: Kids Next Door has the episode Operation: P.I.N.K.E.Y.E., where Numbuh 2 was eating Nurse Claiborne's crumbles as he was investigating the mystery epidemic of pinkeye going around the school. Once it got out that it was Claiborne herself who was the one infecting the students with pinkeye, it also became apparent that she was using eye crust for her crumbles, making Numbuh 2 gag at the very fact that he was eating them. However, at the very end, he went back to eating them. However, Numbuh 2 may have second thoughts after finding out that the filling of the crumbles was mucus.
- Her second appearance had her go into the cereal business by making the sweet bits from Rainbow Monkey dolls. Including one of Numbuh 3's most prized doll. Kuki was not amused.
- In the episode "A Clue For Scooby Doo," Scooby enjoys a delicious sample of a soup cooking over Widow Cutler's stove on a fire, only to be informed that what he just enjoyed was her washwater for her laundry. Scooby gags.
- In "Go Away Ghost Ship," Shaggy and Scooby are making "ghost pirate stew" for the ghost of Redbeard, with soot, cobwebs, chains, and a bar of soap (Shaggy: "Hardly use it myself, but for a ghost...why not?") as ingredients. Redbeard forces them to eat it.
- One episode of Kim Possible had Ron and Rufus finding a bag of chips that belonged to the current client and began eagerly eating them... at least, until the client tells them the chips were made from crickets.
- The episode "Onwards and Upwards" of The Ren & Stimpy Show Adult Party Cartoon dealt with Ren and Stimpy living in a spittoon and savoring many of the...er, foods it had to offer.
- A few Freaky Stories involve this, like:
- A gourmet escaped from prison, starved for food with a bad cold finds a building without power and eats the contents of its fridge in the dark, wakes up to find it was laboratory and the fridge was full of human organs.
- A glutton in a dormitory steals someone else's food overnight, not realizing it was in fact full of animal skulls full of mealworms.
- A boy trapped hiding under a girl's bed all night becomes parched and grabs and drains the glass of water on her bedside table as soon as she leaves the room. He then discovers he drank a glass of saline solution and her contact lenses.
- A stock boy named Mike helps an old lady carry her groceries to her home. While she goes to get some money for his trouble, she lets him help himself to whatever is in the kitchen. After finding less than appetizing meats from various animals, he settles for a jar of mixed nuts as it seems the least unnatural. He apologizes to the old lady for eating all of them. She's not upset, revealing that, due to the poor condition of her teeth, she only sucks the chocolate off them. Mike breaks into tears.
- An episode of The Proud Family involves Suga Mama's lemon squares becoming massively popular to the point of ending up on Oprah. This is the part where the whole world discovers that when she says she "puts her foot in it," she means it literally. As in sticks her foot in the batter. The audience promptly starts hacking.
- In one episode of Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats, Riff-Raff is able to open a restaurant that's very popular with the neighborhood cats after Mungo starts cooking a "secret family recipe" that everyone loves. The thing is, not even Mungo knows what's in it. (He can't read, and identifies the cans by the pictures.) Only when Wordsworth gets a good look at them does everyone realize what it is - dog food. (It isn't a total loss; Leroy still loves it, seeing as, well, he's a dog.)
- Captain Planet:
- Combined with Cool, Clear Water in one episode: Kwame drinks a bottle full of river water, unaware Wheeler didn't boil the water thoroughly. As it turns out, the water is polluted (Dr. Blight and Sly Sludge were operating a sewage dumping operation upstream), and the other Planeteers have to go on a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot to blast the parasites from inside his body. The episode had an And Knowing Is Half the Battle at the end teaching viewers how to purify water.
- In another episode, Wheeler gets sick when he unwittingly eats squid in its own ink. At the end of the episode, Wheeler eats grubs, thinking it's pasta. The other planeteers decide not to tell him.
- An exchange in Family Guy regarding the pronunciation of whip while Stewie is eating some pie that Meg gave Brian:
Stewie: Cool Hwhip.Brian: Cool Whip!Stewie: Cool Hwhip.Brian: Cool Whip!Stewie: Cool Hwhip.Brian: You're eating hair!
- Subverted when Tom Tucker asks Neil Goldman if he added something to his coffee. Neil says he put Sweet 'N Low in and Tom tells him to put urine in it like he asked.
- When Peter tells the family that some of the jars in the refrigerator are horse sperm, Stewie stops eating his cereal for a minute before continuing.
- In the G-Force sketch on Robot Chicken, the team tells Tiny they think he needs to diet. Tiny says he just wants to eat his pizza but takes their advice after they point out he's eating the cardboard circle the pizza is microwaved on.
- In Earthworm Jim, Peter Puppy experiences this trope when he learns the ingredients to haggis.
"Heart... lungs... and liver?"
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
- In part 1 of the series opener, Twilight Sparkle pours herself (and drinks from) a glass of what turns out to be hot sauce.
- "Applebuck Season" has an exhausted and sleep-deprived Applejack mishearing Pinkie Pie's muffin recipe instructions and making muffins with potato chips, soda, lemon juice and "wheat worms" ("That must be fancy talk for earthworms!"). Cut to the local health clinic, which is overloaded with victims of food poisoning.
Nurse: There was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods... baked bads! [barf]
- Averted in "Inspiration Manifestation". Spike swallows the evil tome and it doesn't do a thing to him (he's a dragon, after all, and can digest gemstones). It doesn't cure Rarity either, though.
- The Fairly OddParents! episode "Truth or Cosmoquences" revolves around Cosmo and Wanda attending a high school reunion in Fairy World, bringing Timmy with them. In the B-plot, Timmy has a Potty Emergency, and discovers that the bathroom doors are just painted on since fairies can teleport. Having failed to wish himself into the bathroom, the episode ends with Cosmo and Wanda drinking a yellow liquid from a pitcher, and Timmy saying "Speaking of relief, don't drink the punch!"
- In The Smurfs episode "Hogatha's Heart Throb", Gargamel disguised as Hogatha's dream date is offered a refreshment that he enjoys until the witch reveals that he was drinking "snail mead".
- An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants has Mr. Krabs (upon hearing there is a fake health inspector going to restaurants to get free food) do squicky things to a Krabby Patty, including dropping into a toilet. Then he finds out the imposter was caught, and the man he gave the "Nasty Patty" to, was a real one. This is actually averted in that the Health Inspector was choked by a fly. What?
- In an episode of Teen Titans, Cyborg becomes infected with a computer virus, which affects his brain and causes him to view everything as food, which in turn, causes him to rampage through the city eating everything in sight (mostly things that aren't food). It isn't pleasant for him when he finally recovers:
Cyborg: Ooh! My stomach! Feels like I ate a tire!
Raven: That's a distinct possibility.
- An episode of ¡Mucha Lucha! began with The Flea eating things he is not supposed to, and Buena Girl telling him that those things will harm his digestive system. Cut to a sickening, freaky, and disturbing X-ray shot of The Flea eating, with his skeleton and organs visible.
- The Secret Saturdays: In "The Vengeance of Hibagon", Drew attempts to snap Doc out of his distraction by feeding him a sandwich made from Fiskerton's hair. Doc doesn't notice.
- The Legend of Korra: After Equalists take over Republic City and Team Avatar is taken in by friendly street bums Asami finds out the gruel that she was apprehensive about eating was actually culled from the "finest dumpsters", so she has a sick-color face for a second, spits out the one mouthful she hadn't swallowed yet, and puts it aside. Pabu then laps it up. On the other hand, Bolin, as a former Street Urchin, declares it the finest street gruel he's ever had.
- In Dan Vs. "The Animal Shelter", Chris comes over to Dan's place and immediately starts eating Dan's freshly made meatloaf. Dan then explains his plan to destroy the shelter which involves poisoned meatloaf. Chris keeps eating the meatloaf for a few seconds before he puts two and two together.
- In the pilot episode to 6teen, Jonesy and Jude make fun of Julie for working at Wonder Taco and to get back at them, she sprinkles dirt from a dust pan onto their tacos and then spits on them. While eating them, Jonesy states that "It would suck to work there, but they make a good taco." Near the end of the episode, the others point out that the employees do spit in the tacos and Jonesy runs off to go throw up while Jude just looks at his taco for a second and then finishes eating it.
- In the episode "Runaway Angelica," Angelica runs away from home and hides in Tommy's backyard. She then orders the babies to get her some cookies and when they come back with them, Angelica wolfs them down and says that they are pretty good. That is until she finds out that they are not cookies, they're dog biscuits.
- There's also the gag that happens in a couple of different episodes (in each case It Makes Sense in Context).
"This coffee tastes like mud!" [looks inside mug] "It IS mud."
- In the Adventure Time episode "The Duke", Jake eagerly partakes of the bowl of mixed nuts offered by the Duke's wife. A minute later he remembers that she's a nut-person and worries that the nuts he was eating were her eggs or something.
- One memorable episode of The Flintstones starts with Barney at Fred's house asking Wilma where Fred is (he's working late) and Wilma lets Barney take the last bottle of Cactus Cola before he leaves, not knowing that Fred was saving it. When Fred does get home, exhausted, hot, and thirsty, and finds that Barney took it, he blows a fuse, goes to Barney's house, where Barney is now washing his car, chews his friend out, and sees what he thinks is the Cactus Cola on the hood of the car, and grabs and drinks it. Only when Barney is able to get a word in edgewise does Fred realize he just drank Barney's car polish. (Then it just gets worse. Fred Freaks Out, knocks himself out by throwing the bottle in the air and hitting his head with it, and when he wakes up, his personality has changed, and things just get sillier.
- This is Irwin's reaction when he is told the "snowflakes" he is catching on his tongue are actually dandruff in Nerds and Monsters:
- The Sanjay and Craig episode "And Justice or Durdle" had Noodman trying one of Farmer Larry's "Blueberry Smoobbies", only to find out that it was made from blueberries that were picked, licked and vomited by his dogs, leading him to try and sue Larry.
- Star vs. the Forces of Evil:
- In "Star vs. Echo Creek", when Star is eating some of Brigid's pancakes, Brigid says she likes to make things out of discarded hair... including pancakes. She then says she was just kidding.
- In "Wand to Wand", Ludo staggers into a Bad-Guy Bar and asks for porridge. The bartender serves him a bowl of mud instead. Ludo is so hungry that he doesn't realize what he is eating until the bartender and patrons all start laughing at him. Towards the end of the episode, he subverts this by going in and making the same order but confidently chowing down on the porridge, terrifying the entire bar enough that he is able to get actual porridge from the bartender.
- In the Road Rovers episode "Storm from the Pacific", Shag cooks dog food for the other Road Rovers and they find it delicious. After Shag informs Hunter of the secret to his culinary skill, Hunter then tells the others that Shag's secret is that he cooks the food with toilet water. Needless to say, the rest of the Road Rovers are rather disgusted by this revelation.
- Lucky Piquel accidentally drinks a glass of turpentine in the Bonkers episode "Stressed to Kill".
- In one episode of Muppet Babies, when the kids were trying to make a meal for Nanny, Piggy declares herself the taste tester and takes a bite of the sandwich Rolf was making, calling it yummy. Rolf comments that he didn't know she liked dog food sandwiches.
Piggy: [standing over the sink] Oh, yuck, I'm poisoned!
- Voltron: Legendary Defender: In "Tears of the Balmera", the Balmerans serve Coran and Hunk a stew that turns out to be made with roots and bugs.
Coran: Thank you for... the bugs...
- In an episode of Kaeloo, Olaf is asked to judge a cooking competition between the rest of the cast. He tastes Pretty's dish and he seems to find it perfectly fine... until he finds out that it was made from worms (by seeing a live worm crawl out of his mouth), at which point Pretty is disqualified.
- Methanol. It kills. It is so easily confused with ethanol (good old hooch) that European Union has strict restrictions on sale and distribution of methanol. Denaturized spirits are not rendered undrinkable in EU by adding methanol as in US, but by adding regurgitant and Bitrex (extremely bitter tasting compound). Even if you survive methanol poisoning, there are good chances you are blinded for life.
- There are several medical conditions that invoke this trope:
- Writer Jack London once gave a friend who had been out running a glass of kerosene instead of water, causing the friend to suffer burns in his throat. It was presumably by accident.
- Some kids unfamiliar with sheep/goats may remark how many free olives/chocolate cereals/maltesers are lying on the ground.
- There is an article about a kid in China who was found drinking gasoline to become a Transformer.
- Saginaw Cheerleaders Prank Teammates With Urine-Tainted Soda
- On the set of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Eli Wallach burned his throat when he accidentally drank a bottle of acid that had been improperly labeled by the Italian film crew. (It was originally a drink bottle, hence the confusion.)
- That's why one of the basic safety rules in handling dangerous substances is that you never put them in a container labeled for something that might lead it to be so handled, i.e. never ever ever put acid in a coke bottle or rat poison in a food box, etc. Don't put medicine in the wrong bottle, even if it's a really convenient bottle, and so on.
- It works the other way around, too; most labs have signs "Do not use laboratory glassware as containers for food or beverages." Whatever else was in there before could contaminate your food, so even if something was safe to eat before you stupidly put it in laboratory glassware, it may not be once you take it out.
- In the background of some MythBusters scenes, you can see a refrigerator with a large sign on it: "Human Food Only".
- There was a PostSecret card that described how the writer, as a child, gave his/her nemesis hamster poop in a Tic Tac container and claimed they were a new chocolate flavor.
- Michel "Monsieur Mangetout" Lotito ate bicycles, shopping carts, televisions, and an airplane, along with other objects inedible to us lesser mortals. He did this for a living for years. He's able to do it by way of stomach and intestine lining that is twice as thick as usual. And the only things that make him sick are bananas and hard-boiled eggs.
- French cyclist and multiple Tour de France winner Jacques Anquetil sometimes ate glass to entertain his fans.
- A minor, little-known hazard of spelunking, as many deep caves' environments are protected by strict rules that forbid anything — even human waste — from being left behind. Don't mistake the bottle marked "P" for a beverage.
- There is an urban legend in the UK about somebody getting sacked by McDonald's for having A Date with Rosie Palms in a burger.
- Similar, but actually confirmed, was an incident that got on a "restaurants from hell" style TV show was an incident where a cook was caught on CCTV urinating into the jar of tomato sauce and then using it to create takeaway pizzas.
- A high school student put his white stuff into a bottle of ranch, which was subsequently used by various people.
- And in another case, a disgruntled coworker was caught on hidden camera urinating into the office coffee pot.
- Cracked, ever the helpful kind, gives us these horror stories.
- If one was to travel to exotic locales, this may be something that one might say in response to trying some exotic cuisines. Cracked.com has a list of rather delectable dishes.
- This Cracked.com article might, just might, convince you to switch to organic foods.
- They didn't truly drink it, but for a while before toothpaste was invented, some people purposely used urine to clean their teeth, after noticing that it was actually efficient in doing so. They didn't know at the time that it wasn't the urine, but the ammonia in the urine that did the job; indeed, ammonia is still a common ingredient in some toothpastes.
- A trick is popular among chemists to awe non-chemists. The effects of strong hydrochloric acid are demonstrated, as are those of sodium hydroxide (caustic soda). Carefully measured quantities of these are then decanted and mixed in front of the audience. Then the scientist downs the mixture. It is just salty water, as the two chemicals neutralize each other. Sensible people give the mixture time to react fully and let it touch the outside of the mouth before drinking any.
- Just Google "horsemeat scandal". Of course, most of the victims remain blissfully unaware of what they've been eating, and horsemeat isn't actually harmful to human health... is it?note
- In The 24 Hours of Le Mans, the drivers of closed top cars have two bottles, one for windshield washer fluid and the other for their sport drink. Sometimes the crews get them confused, and mix them up, leaving the poor driver with a horrible tasting drink during their stint and very clean teeth afterwards (fortunately, the washer fluid's not harmful, just disgusting).
- A weatherman in Connecticut ate cat vomit on live TV from his shoe, thinking it was Grape Nuts.
- Gordon Ramsay once freaked out Jeremy Clarkson with this trope after teaching him how to properly clean a lobster. Jeremy did not take it well.
- As noted in the Fight Club and South Park entries above, there is a reason many say be nice to the waitstaff, as those incidences of food tampering have been Truth in Television. Usually, nowadays (in the case of the former), the waiter/waitress goes to jail for messing with the food/beverages and or the restauraunt gets shut down and, sometimes, they don't. One case of this from 2003 had a woman finding a condom in her clam chowder (after it came back from being reheated) and the incident traumatized her so badly that she can't eat soup, seafood, and has even had problems with intimacy.
- In a similar but otherwise unrelated vein, never take anything that anything that isn't yours in the communal fridge. One woman got fed up with this and responded with a prank (Read here).