(1984) is the second feature-length comedy by the Zucker Abrahams Zucker team (third, if one counts The Kentucky Fried Movie
), and stars Val Kilmer
in his first theatrical role, as Nick Rivers
, an Elvis-like rock idol sent into East Germany
for a goodwill tour. Once there, he is swept into a spy plot by Hillary Flammond
, whose father
is held captive by the Communists
. Hillary takes Nick to the French Resistance
(yes, in East Germany), the charismatic leader of which is her former lover, and who seizes on the opportunity to use Nick's knowledge of the prison to break Dr. Flammond out.
That's the plot, but the movie is perhaps better appreciated for its farcical, even savage zaniness. It parodies everything
, from rock idols to forced perspective shots to Professional Wrestling
to goose-stepping Nazis to, well, cow disguises, with the ZAZ team's trademark Rapid-Fire Comedy
. "And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!"
This movie contains examples of:
- Depth Deception: A telephone looks like it's in the foreground of a close-up shot. Nope, it's really that big.
- Don't Explain the Joke: Hillary tries to dissuade Nick from inquiring further into her personal life.
Hillary: Some things are much better left unsaid.
Nick: Like what?
Hillary: Like when you blow your nose with a tissue and put it in your purse and then later you reach in for your lipstick or something and your hand gushes all over it...
Nick: You're right. Some things are much better left unsaid.
- El Spanish O: With pseudo-German. "DAS FENCEN SWITCHEN"
- Every Car Is a Pinto: Parodied, as the Pinto is the only car in the entire film to explode — with the tiniest, most gentle nudge. The military vehicle that crashes into it manages to leave the scene of the accident successfully, despite being on fire. "You've got to hand it to the Germans — they make great cars."
- Everything's Better with Cows: Two characters infiltrate a top secret facility by dressing as a cow and mingling with the local herd thereof. Cows, that is, not a bunch of idiots dressed like cows. And then a bull comes...
- Excited Show Title!
- Fake-Out Make-Out: Nick and Hillary manage to combine this with Lost In A Crowd, avoiding a patrol by ducking into a park crowded with couples making out and doing likewise.
- Fearsome Foot: Masterfully parodied in a scene in which Nick is trying to infiltrate a fortress by crawling on the grass. He suddenly stops at the sight of a pair of boots in front of him. Slowly looking up in fear, he then realizes... they're just boots, left alone in the grass.
- Fictional Sport: Skeet surfing - combining skeet shooting with surfing (complete with a parodic Beach Boys style surf song) in the opening sequence. This is, of course, as stupidly dangerous as it sounds, with errant shots hitting palm trees, hang gliders, and even passing airplanes.
- Funny Background Event:
- The pizza.
- The pigeon statue.
- The snacks at the ballet.
- The couple screwing in the crowd at the ballet.
- The headwaiter tailoring a new tuxedo for Nick.
- The pilot and Resistance members using the RAF emblem on the side of the plane as a dartboard.
- Gag Sub: The East German national anthem, helpfully translated in subtitles. Double gag in that it's actually a high school fight song.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar:
- In the prison sequence, a sex toy called "The Anal Intruder" is prominently featured. It's astonishing that that was allowed to stay in a PG-rated movie in the 1980's.
- Hillary measures every inch of The Torch, who is either hung like a stallion, fully erect, or both.
- Two phallic scenes in a row: Cedric's telescopic antenna and the ballet, the latter of which was bowdlerized for cable. But those ballet dancers are still bouncing off of something...
- Hillary reads from a trashy romance novel with a blatant reference to impotence and/or premature ejaculation.
- Gratuitous German:
- Blinkenlights-style: "Der Pizza Haus" ("Das Pizza-Haus" would be correct German)
- Also, in the station at the beginning : "Der Zug der jetzt auf Gleis 3 steht.... hat uns alle überrascht!". note
- Hollywood Magnetism: Dr. Flammond develops the Polaris magnetic mine. Instead of being attracted to ships and blowing them up like a regular magnetic mine, it's so powerful it drags ships to itself from hundreds of miles away.
- Hope Spot: The phone conversation about the man Rivers sent to the hospital.
: What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition. ((Hangs up, Nick looks relieved) Streck
: He's dead.
- I Drank What?: Nick is upset over Hillary carrying a torch for Nigel. Chocolate Mousse passes him a bottle, which he drinks from, followed by a Spit Take.
Nick: "What the hell is this stuff?"
Chocolate Mousse: "Gasoline. HAHAHAHAHA." (glug, glug, glug)
- Improbable Aiming Skills: Chocolate Mousse fires a machine gun into a melee and only hits the bad guys. He then gets a high five from a Jive Turkey.
- Jumping on a Grenade: A Resistance member attempts a noble sacrifice in the barn fight, but alas, everyone else explodes.
- La Résistance: The French Resistance is in East Germany. We don't know why.
- Last Minute Reprieve: Nick is so popular that the consulate insists on him giving one last performance before his execution.
- Lethal Joke Item: The "Anal Intruder" jackhammer-powered dildo.
: "What he did not realize was that, in this country, we use 220 volt current. He was found impaled
upon a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to remove the smile from his face."
- Line-of-Sight Name: Nick's father got the idea for his name while he was shaving.
- The Loins Sleep Tonight: Parodied. It seems that Hillary is consoling Nick for his failure to perform, but it turns out that she's reading a trashy romance novel out loud.
- Look Behind You: The second variant.
- Lost In A Crowd: Nick and Hillary hide from German pursuit by mixing with crowd of lovers in a park and making out along with them.
- Made of Explodium: The Ford Pinto in the field detonates from the slightest tap on the rear bumper. It's the only vehicle in the film that does so.
- Made of Iron: In the Traintop Battle, Kruger not only No Sells Cedric's punches, but when he falls prey to the classic "low bridge" kill, the bridge breaks.
- Made of Plasticine: Parodied. A guard falls off a building, lands on his back, and shatters. (Also counts as a classic Railing Kill)
- Malt Shop: The heroes visit one, in East Germany, for pizza and beer.
- Meaningful Name:
- Nick and Hillary discuss the meaning of their respective names over dinner.
"My name is Hillary. It means, 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.'" Nick:
(after a beat
) "My name's Nick." Hillary:
"Nick! What does that mean?" Nick:
"I don't know; my father thought of it while he was shaving
- Nigel "The Torch" — Hillary carries a torch for him. Also, there is another way to interpret "torch".
- The Code Names of all of the members of La Résistance are meaningful in some way.
- Meta Guy: Nick somehow manages to function as the Only Sane Man in this farcical endeavor by calling out the Contrived Coincidence of Hillary meeting her old lover, among other things.
- Model Planning: What begins as Planning with Props segues into this, with elaborate models and a working train set.
- The Mole: Someone in the Resistance is feeding the Germans information on their plans and targets. Latrine intercepts a message from this mole outside the pizza house. Suspicion briefly falls on Nick before he can prove his identity. It turns out to be Nigel, who was evidently "turned" during his time with the salvage pirates.
- National Anthem: The German anthem is parodied by copying a school fight song and making up fake lyrics.
Hail, hail East Germany, land of fruit and grape
Land where you'll regret if you try to escape
No matter if you tunnel under or take a running jump at the wall
Forget it, the guards will kill you, if the electrified fence doesn't first.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Skeet surfing. Represented by a song spoofing both "Surfin' USA" and "California Girls".
- Not So Dire: Nick is captured and put in prison in East Germany. In the next shot, a clearly unwell Nick is scratching the twentieth mark on the cell walls. His manager arrives and Nick says "Thank God you're here. It's been 20 minutes already!."
- Obsessive-Compulsive Barkeeping: While Nick Rivers is fighting Nigel in the underwater bar, in the background the barkeeper can be seen polishing a glass with a cloth.
- The One Thing I Don't Hate About You:
Deja Vu:You've got to hand it to the Germans, they make great cars.
- Off-the-Shelf FX: Inverted. The 'cow suit' is really an actual cow with boots on.
- Pig Latin: The priest: "Ooreyay oingay ootay etgay iedfray in the airchay."note
- Planning with Props: The plan to infiltrate Fleurgendorf Prison starts with simple props before graduating to Model Planning.
- Production Foreshadowing: Val Kilmer and Michael Gough would share the screen again in Batman Forever.
- Purely Aesthetic Era: While ostensibly set in The Eighties, Nick's Elvis-style shenanigans and the East Germans Putting on the Reich (to say nothing of the French Resistance) conjure a realm that's a pastiche of the early/mid-20th Century.
- Rule of Funny: The producers snort this and movies come out.
- Running Gag:
- The same German guards keep breaking open the doors... forcing everyone in each instance (including a submarine commander!) to raise their hands in surrender.
- Salvage Pirates: Leads to gang rape. And an aversion to capitalism. How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx, Lenin, L. Ron Hubbard and Freddie Laker.
- Scary Black Man: Chocolate Mousse is a parody of a Scary Black Man, doing such "classically" badass things as eating a cigar, drinking gasoline, and wielding a front-loader cannon as a sidearm. He's also an impossibly good shot with a machine gun.
- Sexy Discretion Shot: To a fireplace. When the couple rolls into view in front of the fireplace, the camera pans again—to another fireplace. In some cuts, the camera eventually pans to a window with a view of a burning building. Further parodied some minutes later when a kiss between the two parachuting protagonists cuts to a fireplace hanging from another parachute.
- Shout-Out: Too many to name, from The Wizard of Oz to the Beach Boys. One of the weirder ones: The shot of Peter Cushing with the magnifying glass (that turns out not to be one) mimics a scene from the 1965 Brithorror The Skull.
- Sic 'em: The rubber stamp of "Chopper, sic balls!"
- Smoking Hot Sex: After the calf blowjob scene, the "cow" is seen smoking a cigarette.
- Soft Glass: Parodied when a gun gets bent trying to break a window.
- Spy Speak:
Agent Cedric: Do you know any good white basketball players?
no good white basketball players, my friend.
Hillary: Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims Tournament?
Blind Man: In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.
- Surreal Theme Tune: "Skeet Surfin'"
- This Is Reality: Played with:
- Those Two Bad Guys: The blind Bruno and the moronic Klaus who only reads the New York Post.
- Those Wacky Nazis: While the East Germans are primarily portrayed as parodic communist versions of Nazis, there are frequent direct references to them in the sight gags, such as a novelty clock in the malt shop portraying a cartoon Adolf Hitler whose arms are the clock hands, and General Von Streck passing the time by reading "Hermann Goering's Workout Book."
- Traintop Battle: Parodied hard. The bad guy owes the transit authority a new bridge.
- Travel Montage: A dotted line makes its way along a streetmap... and is subsequently eaten by Pac-Man.
- Trojan Prisoner: Chocolate Mousse and Déjà Vu pretend to take Nick prisoner as part of their bid to infiltrate Fleurgendorf prison.
- Two Men, One Dress: The cow suit has a front and a back end. An argument ensues over who gets to be the asshole.
- Underdressed for the Occasion: Nick shows up at the restaurant in casual attire, and is informed by the staff that a coat and tie are required. They proceed to tailor them for him on the spot.
- Visual Pun: All over the place:
- A farmer is driving a cart led by a little horse that is coughing:
Farmer: Oh, he caught a cold the other day, and he is just a little hoarse.
- During dinner between Hillary and Nick :
Nick: I'm sorry, I don't speak German.
Hillary: I know a little German. He's sitting over there.
(Cue a little man dressed in traditional Bavarian clothes standing up and waving at them)
- What Happened to the Mouse?: The Resistance may have rescued the man being forced to build the Polaris Mine, but they left the nearly complete mine behind, along with whatever plans there were. What's keeping the Germans from having someone else finish it and using it at a later date?
- Who Would Want to Watch Us?: See This Is Reality, above.
- X Meets Y: The French Underground meets Elvis.