Quotes / I Ate WHAT?!

"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!"
Eric Cartman, South Park

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said... 'I drank what?'"
Chris Knight, Real Genius

Austin: (after accidentally drinking out of Fat Bastard's stool sample) This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh... then it's not just me. (drinks some more) It's a bit nutty.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?"
Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Pack"

Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
Mr. Green (Looking sick): Is that what we ate?

"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."
Zoidberg, Futurama

Gneelicks: (proudly) The Food of the Future! Chlorella algae.
Buster: (spatting out his mouthful) WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"Ah! Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them — but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?"
[Duumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "Alas! Ear wax!"

"What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?"
Scientist, The Far Side

C-3PO: Sir! Sir! If you don't mind me asking... where did you get those apples?
Jon: [mouth full] Apple Planet. Infinite apples. Over there. [points to an apple-shaped planet]
C-3PO: Those are the inhabitants of the Apple Planet! Those are the Apple People, sir!
[Jon immediately spits out his mouthful of "food" in disgust]
Jon: [inner monologue, with horrified expression and blood dripping from his mouth] Oh, that's why they were screamin'...
JonTron, Starcade