Quotes / I Ate WHAT?!

"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!"
Eric Cartman, South Park, "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said... 'I drank what?'"
Chris Knight, Real Genius

Austin: (after accidentally drinking out of Fat Bastard's stool sample) This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh... then it's not just me. (drinks some more) It's a bit nutty.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?"
Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Pack"

Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
Mr. Green (Looking sick): Is that what we ate?
Clue

"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."
Zoidberg, Futurama

Gneelicks: (proudly) The Food of the Future! Chlorella algae.
Buster: (spatting out his mouthful) WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"Ah! Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them — but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?"
[Duumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "Alas! Ear wax!"

"What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?"
Scientist, The Far Side

C-3PO: Sir! Sir! If you don't mind me asking... where did you get those apples?
Jon: [mouth full] Apple Planet. Infinite apples. Over there. [points to an apple-shaped planet]
C-3PO: Those are the inhabitants of the Apple Planet! Those are the Apple People, sir!
[Jon immediately spits out his mouthful of "food" in disgust]
Jon: [inner monologue, with horrified expression and blood dripping from his mouth] Oh, that's why they were screamin'...
JonTron, Starcade

Timmy had a bellyache
But he don't no more.
What he thought was H20
Was H2SO4.
Anonymous

John Constantine: Your very good health, sir.
The First Of The Fallen: Quite.
[they both down their glasses]
The First Of The Fallen: Splendid. So that's what the old fool was up to, hmmm? Magic stout.
John Constantine: Yeah. The candles keep the spell going, you see. Stops the stout from changing back to holy water.
The First Of The Fallen: Really... what?
Hellblazer: A Drop Of The Hard Stuff

Lois: Peter, why are there so many bottles of milk in the refirdgerator?
Peter: Oh, thanks for reminding me. Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge is not milk, it's horse sperm! I'm a horse breeder now!
(Stewie goes wide-eyed as he stares down at the "milk" in his cereal... then VERY slowly continues eating)
Family Guy, "Family Gay"

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