(after accidentally drinking out of Fat Bastard
's stool sample) This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh...then it's not just me. (drinks some more) It's a bit nutty.
I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?
Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
Mr. Green (Looking sick): Is that what we ate?
By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.