Funny: Game Grumps
Egoraptor and friends playing games and dicking around on a web show is bound to have some especially hilarious moments. The Funny moments of the spin-off Steam Train can be found here, and Grumpcade can be found below.
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- The Game Grumps panel has a lot. One particular moment is when a fan asks what games they'd really love to play but don't get sent to them. Arin's response is a Nintendo World Championships Gold Cartridge. And the way he just drops the mic after declaring so.
- A fan gives them a gift when their turn comes up. It's an action figure of Bogun. At first they're mildly confused, but when they remember what it is and where it's from everybody completely loses it. Especially Arin.
- Afterwards, a fan requested that they sign a copy of Sonic '06 and then destroy it. Arin was all too eager to oblige.
Arin: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT-ASS GAME!!!
- A recap, for those who cannot view the video: Arin throws the signed box on the ground, picks up the disk, snaps it in half, and then, to chants of "USA! USA!", shreds the manual and dances on the game's remains.
- At one point, Arin has to excuse himself to go to the bathroom. Later on, a fan raises her hand and tells the Grumps, "I made you shit." She meant, of course, that she made little gifts for them, but Arin just jumps right on the opportunity and goes "SO YOU'RE THE REASON I HAD TO LEAVE EARLIER!?"
- Their 2014 panel doesn't disappoint either:
- As Arin is explaining how much time they spend recording per week, Danny steals a box of Cheese Nips that Jon himself left from his solo panel earlier in the day. When he asks if they were somebody else's, the whole audience yells that they were Jon's; cue Danny having a grand old time eating them and Arin barely keeping his composure.
- Anytime the D-Club gets brought up Danny just puts down his mic and exits the conversation with the same stony expression.
Arin: What's so weird about that? We were young, and exploring things, and-!
Danny: Who among us hasn't touched dicks with another guy? *puts hand up*
- Danny become indignant when he realizes Ross has been playing Pokemon on his 3DS the whole time.
- The first set of gifts they get from the audience are a set of figures. Danny sees his and his response kills.
Arin: *As the figure is passed up to him* Oh dude, dude, this is awesom—
Danny: Oh, hey, Big Zam! *The crowd files into hysterics as the fan thrusts his fists into the air victoriously*
- As per usual, if people hold something up, they are more likely to get called on. These people held up some pretty weird stuff.
Arin: Well, let's call on somebody else.
Danny: There's a gentleman holding up another gentleman.
- In their 2015 panel, Ninja Brian (at the very least, unmasked) is sitting in the front row and starts distracting a fan as she asks Danny a question...
Danny: Say it again, some extremely rude people—NINJA BRIAN!—in the front row...
Brian: *stands up and flips Danny the bird with a very stern face*
- The promotion for the Game Grumps tees has this gem after Jon get demonically possessed:
Demon!Jon: Arin, I know what you're thinking.
Arin: Jon, I know what you're thinking! I gotta get outta here!
Demon!Jon: No. I mean I really know what you're thinking. These shirts are gonna change some lives, Arin!
Arin: Even demons know! Even demons know!
- The entire promo is hilarious.
Arin: How can we sell these shirts for such a low price!?
Jon: We can't!
Arin: They're a normal price.
Jon: Would you do it different?
Arin: I wouldn't.
- "Half the deals, twice the price!"
- "100% of the deals for half the price!"
- "Great deals for none of the price!"
- Arin starts swinging around some sticky hands toys, one of which hits Jon in the tongue, causing him to "ECH." Cue slow-mo playback.
- Jon notices a seam on one of the shirts, and punches it in frustration, knocking over one of the phone covers in the process.
- Jon dunking one of the shirts in blue water and ringing it out all over the table...and then Arin tells him that he didn't even hit record.
- Really hit home by the fact that Jon didn't believe him for the first twenty seconds and flips out the moment he's convinced. To top it off you can hear someone (either Barry or Ross) cracking up in the background.
- BARRY NOT INCLUDED!
- Barry's silly little dance during that shot.
- Jon even gets a little song: "Amazing grace! Half the deals, twice the price! You surprise me with your lack of common buyer sense!"
- Immediately before that, as Ross is trying to put back the phone cover that Arin threw:
Jon: I want, to sing. Amaaaaaz- Get the fuck out of my studio.
- Immediately before that, as Ross is trying to put back the phone cover that Arin threw:
- How did the phone cover get thrown? See below:
Arin: iPhone! iPhone! Android? Out the windoooooow!
- "Call in now, call in later! Colin Farrell, Colin Mochrie!"
- The lampshade hanging Arin gives is one of the funniest part of the thing. "Can you believe the amount of asinine things we're saying!?"
- "And if you're one of the ones with the boobs, then check out the 'Hey I'm Grump' and 'I'm Not So Grump' girl cuts! Look at Suzy! God, tha—...style.
- The entire promo is hilarious.
- The Mycaruba tshirt commercial. Film noir. Danny as Detective N.S. Grump. Arin in drag. And all the mycaruba you can handle.
- The Halloween T-shirt commercial. Particularly when Suzy accidently steps-in and realizes Arin and Danny are filming.
- The entirety of the "Goddammit Ross" t-shirt commercial. Special mention to Danny at the end where he finally says what the audience has been waiting for.
Danny: *Singing* Baaaaabyyyyy, when I get that feeeelin' I wan—
Ross: *Quickly steps into frame with a clueless grin* Sexual healing!
Danny: *Screaming to the sky* GODDAMMIT ROSS!!!
- Anything and everything Ross does that involves milk.
- "Do you hate Ross? ME TOO!"
- At the end of the video, it looks like Ross is going to redeem himself, as he appears in front of the other four and claims to have made them tea. Except that he apparently forgot the fluid, so it's just bags/plastic cups of half and half in mugs. His followup is even better:
- The outtakes (An entire video separate from the commercial) due to its nature, naturally has its moments. Such as when preparing to shoot the shot of Ross walking in on Danny while singing.
Arin: *Snickers* You're asking Ross to have rhythm?
Danny: Yeah. *Arin starts laughing* It's awesome, it's awesome.
- It requires three takes to get the "GODDAMMIT ROSS!!!" just right and each take Danny sounds progressively angrier. Observant people might notice that the second take would go on to become Danny's annoyance meter for Skyrim on Steam Train.
- After guzzling the milk at the end of the video there's a brief pause before Ross drops the jug on the floor and belches loudly.
- "OH, NO! I'M FALLING INTO THE ABYSS! NOOOOO!"
- The ending of the 2013 Holiday Sale series.
Suzy: I'm so sorry, kids! Christmas is about love and joy and happiness, it's not about our differences but about our differences bringing us together! It's not about the gifts. It's not about gift cards or iphones or ipads or kindles or...
Arin: They're all dead.
*shot of Danny, Barry and Ross lying motionless on the floor*
Suzy: What!? Why!? What would happen to our children, why would they happen...what happened like this!?
Arin: I dunno. They're just dead. *loud sip of coffee*
- The outtakes of the "New Store New Shirts" promo has this gem:
Suzy: I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!
Arin: ...I know!
Danny: That was a huge revelation right there.
- Also from the outtakes, Suzy accidentally breaks a lightbulb, and Arin tries to explain to a confused Ross and Barry what just happened.
- Arin trying to steel himself to avoid Corpsing.
Arin: Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies.
Arin: I know!
Ross: How'd they die?
Arin: Uh, car. Plane.
Ross: They shouldn't have been driving.
Arin: Rocket ship.
Ross: None of these things they should have been driving.
- The ad for the new Steam Train shirt is just Arin, Danny, Ross, and Barry discussing how to advertise the shirt. It starts out fairly weird, and ends in a case of Insane Troll Logic.
Arin: First thing that pops in your head, go!
Ross: 7 dollars.
Danny: 8 dollars.
Arin: 2.0! 7 dollars! 8 dollars!
Danny: I was the highest without going over!
Arin: What does that mean, what does that mean?
Danny: It means I go to the Showcase Showdown!
Danny: I've got good news and bad news. Bad news, my dad doesn't know what Facebook is. Good news, he bought a shirt.
(cue everyone saying "Good job." and giving awkward handshakes.)
- The video advertising the Game Grumps Crunchyroll account for a free month-long trial membership. Literally one massive intentional sucky performance after the other, providing a huge laugh every 10 seconds!
- The excessively goofy sitcom set up of 'I Burgie Burgie'.
- The network that airs the I Burgie Burgie commercial? Dick@Nite.
- Arin works at the Jobs factory
- Dan is an Angsty Emo teen who has attitude
- Basically anything with Burgie highlights include Shitting relish in Dan's shoe, the amount of puns he dish's out, and the fact that his voice is a deep gravely mix between a Brooklyn accent and a Jersey accent.
- Arin: Pay your Fucking Rent Burgie! Then for a brief second Dan breaks character and starts to laugh.
- After Burgie gets upset about hotdogs stealing all the jobs and ruining the country Dan walks in the door with his new girlfriend: a hotdog played by Kevin.
- We get various hashtags in the bottom right of the screen, such as #beefy, #Burger Feels, and #Relish Shits.
- Doubling as a Crowning Moment of Awesome, the team was approached by Yacht Club Games to announce the Shovel Knight amiibo. How does the promo start? With Arin trying to dig a hole in a hardwood floor.
- Suzy tried, but was "injured" as evidenced by the wraps of toilet paper on her hands.
- The anime-esque overacting from Barry, Suzy, and Arin when Ross enters.
Q&A with the Grumps!
- The second Q&A with the Grumps episode opens up with a question directed to Ross: "How did you come about moving to the United States since you were born in Australia?" Ross' response? An arms-crossed, not-even-looking-at-the-camera, apathetic and bored "I got on a plane."
- The sixth Q&A with the Grumps has the grumps telling how hey met each ohter then we get several gems from Kevin
- The first is his skype chat with Arin during his interview trying to be professional as he just got off work but Arin being Arin first response was "Sup Bro" followed up with a question of "Do you like video games?" and then Suzy mentioned how he wasn't even wearing pants during it.
- The second is when Dan first met him he called him a word so bad Barry had to censor it.
Kevin: You come out and you were like You're our new f*Censored*!
- Ross' belief that the new intern, Jack, was jacksepticeye when they first met. Also, Jack, when asked to come out and "speak Irish" says "How now brown cow" into the mic in a thick Belfast accent.
- In Egoraptor's half of the original promo for the channel, Arin, laying on the couch, cues Jon onscreen by saying "... with someone that you may all know..." Jon runs onscreen and leaps onto the couch beside him, his elbow nailing Arin exactly where you think he would be nailed.
Arin: (laughing) OW! JEEZ!
- Even as Jon leaves the show, he leaves on a comedic note:
Jon: Gosh dang. Ya can't be goofy all of the time. You gotta go out on your own eventually. Start a family, eat healthy, eat carrots, eat tomatoes, eat your family.
- [door slams in background] GODDAMMIT!
- Danny is introduced with him making two Cyborg 009 action figures hump each other
"You piccadilly whore!"
- The Rayman Legends Tournament announcement. Just... watch it.
- The actual tournament has the highlight of Arin spending an entire round he was spectating standing completely still, remaining completely silent, not even as much as blinking, let alone reacting to anyone else around him. Then, as the final few seconds of the video start counting down, he strikes a Fonzie pose.
- The Child's Play charity video. It's not that long, but it manages to be hilarious.
Danny: We've got Glover, uhh... Glover... Here's a Glover.
Arin: Do we have any Glover?
Danny: No, I don't think s-- (Holds up seven cartridges of Glover) OH MY GOD.
Arin: Don't you dare tease me.
Danny: What are we going to do with all these games?
Arin: *scratchy voice* BURN THEM.
Danny: *holds a candle-light to a case* You got it! *drops lighter* Wait! I've got a better idea!
Arin: *leans back* Doubt it.
- The ENTIRE Cards Against Humanity during RTX. Sadly, you have to be a Rooster Teeth sponsor to watch it now.
- The Grumps complete the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Bonus points to Ross for his reaction when they dump the water: Stone-faced, arms crossed, no fucks given whatsoever.
- The second Anki-Drive promotional from start to finish.
Arin: That is an elephant eating a car!
Ross: That is no elephant! That is a golden retriever!
- A meta example: The YouTube comments for their videos have displayed all of the following trends at one point or another:
- A witty remark from animator Vega Voverth.
- A friendly or humorous post by Ally Gator Animator.
- The ravings of PressFartToContinue (who was eventually banned from every Polaris-affiliated channel for doxing Dodger Leigh)
- ARIN WINS
- JON WINS
- DANNY WINS
- Acknowledge JonTron / Acknowledge ____
- Cloud Cuckoolander remarks by people who have profile pics taken from hentai of women obviously in the throes of passion yet cropped down to hide the naughty bits
- It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
- MORE WOLFJOB!
- Psychotic ranting so ridiculous it doubles back into being hilarious
- Barry, edit that out
- Barry keep this in!
- Arin's Dance, a 35-second collage of pictures edited to look like Arin's dancing, complete with Arin "singing" in a Simpleton Voice.
- The description lists the same people who "worked" on this as the same people who worked on The Departed.
- During a Grump Out video titled Dan and Arin Demolish a Giant Gummy Bear, We get this gem.
Danny: Well, this calls for a second gross bite, I think.
Arin: Nah, this is...
[Arin almost immediately takes a huge bite while Danny cracks up.]
- Also, shortly after, Arin tries to scoop some gummy bear onto a plastic spoon and it breaks almost immediately. while Danny laughs so hard he falls off his chair.