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Kingdom Hearts

• During the Halloweentown chapter, the Doctor was reading the ingredients for a heart, which includes two snakes in a circle biting each others tails, representing hope and despair. Cue Komaeda and Monokuma breaking down the door in excitement. (Respectively, they say "OH MY GOD, DID YOU SAY HOPE/DESPAIR?!" (Komaeda): "Oh my god, is that shaped like a bage—(Monokuma)"Shut the fuck up, Komaeda!"
• Leon's obsession with the missing Dalmatian puppies. To the point he unleashes his wrath on Sora when he hasn't found them all yet.
  Leon: Did you find the puppies?
  Sora: Well...I found...most of them...
  Leon: That's not fucking GOOD ENOUGH!
• When seeing the "?????" option in the Colosseum, he immediately picks it. Cue confrontation with Sephiroth. Nico's reaction is a mixture of squeeing and shitting his pants.
• After defeating Sephiroth, Nico is treated to a scene where he and Cloud face each other in combat. Nico is totally into the scene. Cue to it cutting to white, and back to Sora's perspective. Nico's reaction is enough.

Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories

• Due to how often Donald Duck's Verbal Tic Wak! appears by the second episode, Nico starts a "WAK COUNTER".
• When Sora recounts that Naminé vanished one day when he, Riku and Kairi were little kids and none of them really understood what happened to her ^note actually false memories planted by Naminé under the orders of Organization XIII, Nico just assumes that she moved away.
• "This ability is called Plot, it's used to confuse the enemies and Nico."
• When Marluxia revealed his face, Nico noted he was beautiful and worth it. This comes back in the final battle: "MAYBELLINE NEW YORK HAS FAILED ME!!!!"
• At one point, Goofy calls out Sora for his increasing irrationality concerning Namine. Luckily, Nico's added lines make this grim scene a lot funnier.
  Sora (Nico): By calling him (Riku) a dick constantly, I too have become the dick. NOOO! ET TU BRU-DICK.
• Nico's reaction to Riku's Wonderland card deck. ^explanation  9 attack cards, nothing above 5, and no 0 cards. (For those who don't know the game mechanics, cards go from 0-9, and when attacking with a card, the attack can be "broken" with a card higher then it. 0 cards can break any card, but can be broken by anything. Ties normally don't break the card, but Riku can "duel" by using a card with the same number, and ties break there. With this deck, anything higher then 6 not only cannot be broken, it also stops Riku from attacking until the attack ends... well sort of. He can also combine cards into sleights which can combine into higher numbers, but the boss can do this too, and a number too high can have the same effect. Not only that, but using a sleight deletes one card from your deck for the rest of the battle, and he only has 9 cards...) His survivability isn't very good either, with only 3 cards that can do something: A Mickey Card, which drops randomly, which can be good if multiple are used at once, but he tends to only use one, which heals only 15-20% of his health, an Oogy Boogy, which gives regen for a few seconds, but can only be used once, and Second Chance, which blocks a killing blow as long as Riku is above 1HP, which again, can only be used once, and can't be used in combination with Regen. And that's not mentioning the Trickster, a boss fight that's annoying at the best of times (read: Sora's story) becomes downright cruel with this deck.
  Nico: What king of sick-twisted fuck would give a deck like this?! I bet developers were like rubbing their fingerless gloves together and glee like "YES, GOOD, GOOD, LET THE RAGE FEEL YOU NICO". No, NOOOOOOOOOO!
  • And then Fake Riku reacting to it.
    Nico: That's what Riku really should freakin be about.
    Fake Riku: No...
    Deck shows on the screen
    Fake Riku: NOO--
• Diz = Don't Illicit Zebras

Kingdom Hearts 2

• Nico just has a lot of fun when the word "photo" is stolen, first making a joke about the Disney censors, then just replacing every blank with "penis".
  Woman at the candy shop (Nico): My precious penis, I do love penis so very much.
  Hayner (Nico): Looks like the culprit is going around stealing penis. We can't let them get away with that!
  Olette (Nico): And not just penis, but the word penis too.
• Nico's reaction at being able to skateboard as Roxas. Previously, Nico was snarking about the forced tutorials forcing him to deal with the shitty camera, as well as how Roxas, unlike Sora, could use a gun, then immediately goes giddy when finding a skateboard and starts performing tricks like there's no tomorrow: citing that Roxas just wins.
• Nico does not like the Winnie The Pooh world. When he finds out it's in this game, the video crashes because "Nico's brain exploded". Luckily, he gets better.
• Nico's reaction at seeing Auron where he has a total nerdgasm. It gets even better when Auron joins his party
• During the Cerberus battle, Nico is defeated, but Mickey jumps in to save the day. After lowering Cerberus to 1HP, Mickey revives Sora, complete with Nico removing the death from the death counter... only to be killed again almost immediately, with Mickey jumping back in.

  Nico!Mickey: SORA, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU HAD TO FUCKING KILL HIM ALL COOL AND SHIT!

• During the segment where you have to escape Hades, just as Nico reaches the final exit and starts heading for it, he momentarily stops just to hear Auron give one of his battle quotes. Sora then gets smacked in the back by one of Hades' fireballs.
  Nico: Run, Auron!
  Auron (in-game): (is still in battle mode) Farewell...
  (Nico turns Sora around and gets hit by a fireball.)
  Sora (Nico): Wait, what did you say—AHHHHHHH!
• In "Memory Lane," Nico imagines what would happen if Donald took over the past, got ultimate demon power, and started an Egopolis. Better yet, the manga version of KHII shows that Donald really did think along those lines.
• Throughout most of the Timeless River episode, Donald spends a good amount of time freaking out about this sudden change in appearance:
  Donald (Nico): What the balls happened to me? Oh my god, my eyes are all weird, I'm wearing a different hat!
  Sora (Nico): I think you're dying, Donald.
  Donald (Nico):(concerned) What...I am?
  Sora (Nico): Yup, you're gonna die a stupid, painful death just like you deserve.
  Donald (Nico):Fuck you, Sora! Alright, I don't deserve this shit!
• Nico's reaction to Donald and Daisy reuniting with each other.
  Donald (Nico): Uhh...guys, I gotta go, I've got some stuff to do.
  Sora (Nico): What's he talking about.
  Goofy (Nico): Well, uh...you see when a duck and another duck love each other very much.
  Donald (Nico): They FUCK! The two ducks FUCK, Sora! Ahahaha!
  Sora (Nico): No! I didn't wanna learn this way! (with Donald laughing in the background)
• On his first trip to Atlantica, Nico hears Ariel sing “Part of Your World” and comments that he wishes the game could incorporate music more often. Cue him learning what Atlantica is in this game and immediately regretting it.
• Upon visiting Christmas Town, Sora's able to meet Santa Claus and ask if he's in his nice list. Sora's reaction is priceless upon finding it out:
  Santa: Let's see here... Seven years ago, you told everyone you did not believe in Santa Claus.
  Nico: Oh god...
  Santa (Nico): Therefore, you're disqualified from Christmas this year. Sorry, come again!
  Santa: That's very unfortunate!
  Sora (Nico): I'm sorry Santa!
  Donald (Nico): *laughing evily*
  Donald: How about 'Donald and Goofy'?
  *Santa checks his list and gives a nod with a smile.*
  Donald: Oh boy!
  Sora (Nico): WHAT?! NO! You're telling me that Donald's on your nice list but not me because I don't believe in Santa?!
  • The scene that plays even before that is equally as funny too.
    Santa: Well, hello everyone. Did you come to see if you're on my "nice" list?
    Nico: Donald isn't. (starts laughing)
    Santa (Nico): Ooh, naughty Donald, naughty!
    Donald (Nico): WHAT THE HELL!? AWW, FUCK EVERYBODY!
  • This gets even funnier that it was Riku who told Sora about Santa Claus not being real.
    Sora (Nico): FUCK YOU RIKU! YOU RUIN CHRISTMAS FOR ME!!!
• When Nico sees Absent Silhouette of Larxene for the first time, he decides to fight it... only to get instakilled by her in the first second of the battle.
  Nico: after a short moment of silence ...Oh.
  • (Later) "OK, Larxene, let's see if I stand a better chance against you" "AAAAAHHHHH!" "AAAAAHHHHH!" "AAAAAHHHHH!" "AAAAAHHHHH!" "AAAAAHHHHH!" "Ah screw it, this is not gonna happen right now"
  • Nico gets instakilled again in his first rematch with Sephiroth, falling victim to Sephiroth's opening Speed Blitz.
    Nico: Oh-! PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBPPP...
• Nico's brief raging against Lexaeus where he has the bad luck to always transform into Anti-Form.
• At one point in the game, Sora demands that Saïx take him to Kairi, to which Saïx tells him to "prove how important she is to him" first. Nico jokingly asks if this means Sora has to "suck his dick or something". Cue Sora getting on his knees (to beg, not to do what Nico suggested), prompting an appropriately flabbergasted response from Nico.
  Nico: And then, Kingdom Hearts 2 took a very, very strange, R-rated turn. Woah- WOAH, X-RATED TURN!
• The Light Cycle section. Nico was raging pretty hard during that one.
• In a span of one episode, Nico's "Death Counter" goes from sixty... to one hundred twenty.

  NEW HIGH SCORE! jackpot sounds in the background

• Nico's Skewed Priorities in the Pirates of the Carribean World when he focus almost an entire minute just to grab a puzzle piece.
• Squall's Roaring Rampage of Revenge when Sora faces him and Yuffie in the Hades' Cup.
  Nico!Squall: SORA!!! PUPPIES!!!
• From Atlantica, when Ariel shows Sora, Donald and Goofy Prince Eric:
  Donald: Let's say something! (Nico as Donald) HEY ASSHOLE! THIS BITCH WANTS TO FUCK YOU!
  Sora (Nico): (to Ariel) You know, I can kill Donald if you really want me to.
• Suddenly after sixteen episodes, "Wak!" counter ^note  It comes from Chain of Memories LP where Nico was counting how many times Donald said "wak". makes it's grant reappearance... with 12,000,001 on it.
  Donald (Nico): Man, I've been holding that one for a long fucking time!
• In the scene where Sora and Kairi reunite with each other and hug, Nico pretends that the two of them were making out, much to the disgust of Donald and Goofy.
  Donald (Nico): Oh my god, wow, he's really digging in there, isn't he? Holy shit, your sucking on her tonsils for god sakes!
  Goofy (Nico): Oh, boy. What was this game rated again?
  Donald (Nico): E for everyone my ass! Oh my god, he's grabbing her ass!
• Nico narrating Mickey's letter in the epilogue of the game and Donald finally getting the last laugh after all the abuse he faced throughout the game.
  Mickey (Nico): "Sora I need you to go save the world again."
  Sora (Nico): Goddammit Mickey!
  Donald (Nico): "Hey Sora, it's me too! I wiped my ass with the paper. Ha! Now you've got Duck-doodie on your hands!
• Nico apparently forgetting how The Little Mermaid (1989) ends. When he sees Ariel and Eric getting married in the credits scene, his initial thought was that Ariel was "standing on her fins" and that anytime Eric wants to make out with Ariel he would have to hold his breath for a long period of time like the Blitzball players from Final Fantasy X.
• Nico believing he has a good chance against a stronger Vexen, guess what happens again?
• Most of the funny moments in this series is Nico fighting tough opponents, aren't they? Speaking of which, Nico's reaction to having to fight Tifa, Cloud, Yuffie, and Squall all at the same time. With Sora only.
• During Nico's Data Fight with Saix, Saix gets stunned by Chicken Little throwing a baseball at his head.
• Nico's fight with Data Demyx. Where he discovers he has to beat 99 forms.
  Nico: You fucking masochist asshole!
  • The fact that he only calls him "Dance Water Dance", after the phrase that most people associate with his That One Boss position.
• The Battle of the Lingering Will has a few great moments
  • Nico + Berserk Charge + Luck with the revenge counter = The Lingering Will just taking a beating until his health is down to two or three health bars left.
  • Nico finds the song that plays during the battle catchy, humming it as he fights occasionally. At one point when he does this, this text shows up
    "That song is awesome"
    "It's called Rage Awakened"
    "LOL"
    "Fuck you, Square"
  • Goofy successfully deflects the Ultima Cannon at one point, but Nico doesn't seem to notice and thinks the Will blew himself up.
  • At one point, Nico manages to get the Lingering Will to one HP, but Berserk Charge, which until that point Nico was using to utterly cheese the fight by (as above) utterly decimating the Will's health turned into a curse as Nico was now unable to finish him off until his mana bar refilled. Thankfully, he managed to get past this difficulty and win the fight.
  • And in the same episode, defeating the Lingering Will gave Nico the last of the trophies he needed to 100% the game except for the Pro Skater trophy, a bronze trophy awarded for obtaining 5000 points with skateboard tricks.

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

• Only thing that Demyx is able to say is "DANCE WATER DANCE!":
  Roxas (Nico): Yeah... how was your day?
  Demyx (Nico): DANCE!
  Roxas (Nico): Yeah... what else?
  Demyx (Nico): WATER!
  Roxas (Nico): Yeah.... is that...
  Demyx (Nico): NO DANCE AGAIN!
• "No sex while out on the field, Roxas"
  Roxas (Nico): Isn't that our leader's name?
  Saix (Nico): Only his last name, first name Man, last name Sex
• While reading Roxas' diary entries, Nico was advised to replace the word "ice-cream" with "sex."
• Roxas convincing Saix to let him and Xion work together.
  Roxas (Nico):If you let us, I'll buy your dumb t-shirts!
  Saix (Nico):'''Really!? You two working together, perfect!!! I just got two t-shirts that fit you.
  • Saix cannot stop talking about them even in his final batle.
    Saix (Nico): YOU SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MY T-SHIRTS!
• Nico's reactions to the high number amount of potions encountered throughout the game.
• His reactions to finding out he'd be using a stick in one level.
• The casual gear of all the Organization XIII members in Mission mode and Nico's commentary on them.
  • Worth mentioning are Saix's banana, Axel's pizzas, Demyx's tennis racket and Marluxia's ladle.
• Don't forget to jump those trick steps, Nico!
• Axel and Roxas Ho Yay! Especially in the day LOVE.
• Jack Skellington (Nico): A hole in a wall? I'm gonna find Sally!
• With the amount of sex in this LP, let's add in a fact that Roxas becomes quite addicted to Tinker Bell's dust.
• Remember the Trickster, the boss fight from KH:Com, which Nico absolutely HATED? (The boss is hard enough in Sora's story for various reasons, but you have to fight it with the crappy Wonderland deck (see COM folder for more details) in Riku's story). Well, it's back as the Crimson Prankster! And it brought its clone. Obviously, Nico is not happy.
  • To add insult to injury, at one moment Nico managed to take down one of them and got the other one to very low health, only for it to take Roxas out.
• Xemnas' reaction in failing the tutorial level at challenge mode.
  Xemnas (NicoB) NOOOO!!! Kingdom Hearts, I failed you!!!"
• Grand finale of the series: Donald beating the crap out of Morning Star.

Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

• Nico's comments about Master Xehanort being so Obviously Evil.
• Nico's confusion about Haley Joel Osment (Sora's voice actor) voicing a guy (Vanitas) with Ansem!Riku's clothing scheme, so much he makes some kind of noise of frustration.
  "I think I had a mini stroke."
• Nico renaming the finishers is gonna be a Running Gag here. He also refers to them with a totally straight face as if they were the actual names of the finishers.
  • Terra
    Standard: Fuck yo shit!
    Rising Rock I/II: Ground Boner I/II
    Gold Rush: Gold Digga
    Surprise! I/II: Surprise, Mofo! I/II
    Twisted Hours: Freeze Sucka
    Dark Star: Dark Balls
    Explosion: Splosions!!!
    Demolition: Demon Lord
  • Ventus
    Standard: Eat My Shorts
    Gold Rush: Money In Da Bank
    Heat Slash I: Hot! Hot! HOT!
    Air Flair I/II/III/IV: Flying Monkey I/II/III/IV
    Twisted Hours: Twisted Nuggets
    Stratosphere: Cyclone of Fuck
    Explosion: Click Click Boom
  • Aqua
    Standard: My Milkshake
    Heat Slash I/II: Heat and Steamy I/II
    Magic Pulse I/II: Badonkadonk I/II
    Gold Rush: Make it Rain!
    Ramuh's Judgement: Thunder Tits
    Teleport Spike: Balls to the Face
• This comment after finishing a battle
  Nico!Terra: You have nothing to fear now Snow White, your psychotic murder friend has saved you!
• The Evil Queen after the mirror tells her it can't kill Terra
  Nico!Queen: What the hell did I buy you for?!
• "Oh, there's a ship. Oh, it's firing-- OH FUCK, IT'S FIRING CANNONS!
• During Terra's final battle: "Oh, it's time...take back your fucking body! I don't think I'm gonna be able too, but let's try anyway, cause I'm the Lingering Will now, (Gets hit by a powerful combo that sends him into critical health) (Suddenly high-pitched) Ohohohohohohoh, jesus, okay!"
• The Maleficent fight, which has been all normal in Nico standards up until the point in which Maleficent turns into a SWIRLING VORTEX OF DESTRUCTION. Nico's reaction while running away is perfect
  Nico: OH FUCKING HELL, SHE'S THROWING A FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM AT ME!
• Nico soon fights Vanitas in Ven's story, and gets owned immediately. You'd think Mickey jumping in and assisting Ven would help even things out, maybe even turn the tables completely. Nope! Vanitas becomes That One Boss for Nico soon enough, and it's pretty funny, considering how OP he was for most of the time in Terra's story.
  • A certain highlight includes the 34:42-34:54 section, ending in Nico's (unintentional) impression of Goofy's infamous scream, which starts here. In episode 10, Donald and Goofy (ad-lib) actually discuss this, with the former mocking him for dying so many times.
  • Nico fights Vanitas again at the end of Ven's story. He doesn't do much better this time.
• Axel/Lea reappearing in the game with his catchphrase counter at 9581156 counts.
• When Vanitas removes his helmet and reveals that he looks like an evil version of Sora, Nico's confused reaction is priceless.
• In the intro to the finale, Nico is practically shellshocked from fighting the last two bonus bosses.
• FRUITBALL!!!
• "Xemnas's" reaction when you beat his first phase in this game's Optional Boss:
  Nico!"Xemnas": Dammit! Guess I have to stand up now.
  • And then Nico gets owned immediately after the real fight starts. Combined with the above quote, it unintentionally makes No Heart seem Brilliant, but Lazy.

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue

Note: Entries in this section include funny moments from Nico's Dream Drop Distance playthrough, χ cutscene and Back Cover reactions, and 0.2 - A Fragmentary Passage playthrough.

Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance HD

• Upon ending up in Traverse Town from Kingdom Hearts, Nico freaks out when meeting with Neku Sakuraba of all people. He likewise gives similar reactions seeing Joshua and Beat as well.
• In the same episode, when Neku gives his full name to Sora, Nico says "That's a mouthful" as if to ad-lib as Sora, only for Sora to literally say it right after him, word-for-word.
  Nico: Get out of my head, Sora!
• Bernie decides to hump the pole.
• Upon reaching the top of Notre Dame, Nico attempts to use Flowmotion to leap over the walls, only to find that it's blocked off by invisible walls. He attempts to lampshade this a few seconds later, on the far side of the cathedral...only to discover that you CAN jump the walls in this part and plummet to the ground while screaming. His statement immediately before this is what really sells it:
  Nico: (after finding one drop blocked off) I was about to say- I was like, "Holy mother of god, I'm just gonna fa-" OH MY GOD!!!!!
  • Later in the same episode, Nico makes a Kooma Panda dream eater. What does he name it? Monopanda! (And yes, of course he gives it the Monokuma voice.)
• Nico's traumatized reaction to Vanitas's brief appearance along with Young Xehanort:
  Nico: Whoa, what the fucking...Vanitas?! OH GOD I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS!!! FUCK!
• Nico's sudden rage upon discovering that Jiminy doesn't remember him:
  Nico: I fucking bled for you, alright?! I WATCHED RE:CODED FOR YOU, JIMINY!!!
• A guard's utterly perfect timing in the Grid:
  Nico: Funny how I'm not fighting any of the guards here, I'm just fighti- (*gets attacked by guard*) Oh! OH!!! (*collapses in laughter*) What beautiful timing that was!
• Nico's hilarious reaction to Kevin Flynn assimilating CLU. The last line is what really sells it:
  Nico: And that is how Jeff Bridges became the greatest actor to ever live.
• The entire last world of the game slowly makes Nico go insane as he attempts to understand the story.
• From episode 9, Nico's adlibbing of Xigbar explaining DDD to Sora
  Nico!Xigbar: Alright. I know, I know your confused about what's going on, so let's just hit all those plot points alright? Here comes Xiggy to save the day!
• From Episode 10:
  Sora: Riku. You're safe! Riku! (He says while hugging him) (SoraxRiku counter goes from 16 to 23) [...] You're safe, Riku! (While hugging him even harder) (SoraxRiku counter goes from 23 to 40)

Kingdom Hearts χ (Cutscenes and Back Cover)

• Nico consistently refers to Chirithy as "Mr. Kitty".
• Apparently the cutscene videos Nico is watching replace the player's name with just the word "[Player]"; this leads to some pretty humorous moments for Nico as he inevitably starts saying "INSERT NAME HERE" in a robotic voice, regardless of who's speaking.
• The hilariously deep voice Nico gives Nightmare Chirithy.
  • On a related note, Nico gives the calm and collected Shelly de Killer voice to Aced, the LEAST calm and collected of all the Foretellers.
• While watching Back Cover, Nico encounters the Master of Masters and comes to the conclusion that he must in fact be Xigbar in disguise. Doubly funny because he's not nearly as far off as you might think.
• Nico's rage upon discovering that he apparently pronounced almost all of the six apprentices' names wrong.
• Nico being torn between borderline squeeing at Ava's adorable reaction to Chirithy and the background music from the DDD Dream Eater minigames playing in the background.

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage

• As expected, Nico!Aqua quickly becomes obsessed with the character customization options.
  • Hell, most of Nico!Aqua's lines qualify as this; he spends half the video in Aqua mode, and it is glorious to watch.
• At one point, Nico is so excited about using Spellweaver that he fails to notice that he's tumbling down a bottomless pit.
• Nico comes up with a scenario where Mickey cheats on Minnie, only to be caught when she spots Aqua's lipstick on him. Mickey's response is that he needs to immediately return to the Realm of Darkness to save the world.
• A foreboding Twitter message appears...
  "The secret boss in 0.2 KH is the worst thing in existence."
• As a follow-up to the above Twitter message, what is the final episode of 0.2 (in which he fights said secret boss) called? "F*CK THIS BOSS".

Kingdom Hearts 3

• Both the Death Counter and the "Sora, Donald, Goofy" Counter are back, with Nico even increasing the latter by 1 (briefly) when he accidentally named them in that order.
• Goofy saying "WE'VE STILL GOT A WAYS TO GOOOOOOO!!!"
• Olympus, the realm of godly potions.
  Nico: Oh goodie, a potion. It seems like- look, it's surrounded by two torches and with staircase going up to it, so it must be something amazing, but nope, it's just a potion.
  Zeus (Nico): All hail the potion, the true god of the Kingdom Hearts world!
  Nico: Roxas is seen dragging a big ol' bag of these. ^note  Acting as a reference to his 358/2 Days LP
  Sora (Nico): Roxas, is that you?
  Roxas (Nico): Yeah. So you finally made it to Olympus?
  Sora (Nico): Yeah?
  Roxas (Nico): Welcome to hell.
  Nico: Then he goes back to lugging his fuckin potions.
  Roxas (Nico): Eegh! Gotta catch them all, baby! There's gotta be an end to these potions.
• Nico's opening to ongoing Kingdom Hearts 3 videos is him basically having a screaming, fangirling fit.
  Nico: And now back to— OHMYGODWEREPLAYINGKINGDOMHEARTS3I'MSOEXCITEDAHHHHHH--!!
• Nico notices the resemblance of the loading screens to social media posts and jokingly swears that he'll drop the game if he ever sees Sora whip out a smartphone. Cue the introduction of the GummyPhone...
  And Nico broke the game in half and didn't touch KH again.
• In the middle of an otherwise serious scene with Riku and Mickey, the combination of the latter's wording with the former's response makes Nico laugh:
  Mickey: But Aqua... She's like Sora.
  Riku: Whaaat?!
  Nico: Bursts into a fit of laughter That reaction.
  Riku (Nico): Whaat?! Sora's a girl?! Then I really am straight!
  Mickey (Nico): No no, Sora's a boy.
  Riku (Nico): Oh, no okay I'm still gay.
  • Sora shares the feeling.
    Goofy (Nico): What about Kairi?
    Sora (Nico): Kai-what now?
• Donald receives a gift from Sora.
  Sora (Nico): Donald, you can take this one.
  Donald (Nico): Alright, sweet! I guess you actually love me after all!
  Nico: Then I take the Abus Chain and wrap it around his neck.
  Sora (Nico): Here you go Donald!
  Donald (Nico): AH-AH GOD- AHAHAHAHAGHUBLEUGH
  Sora (Nico): Say "I love you" again, say it bitch.
  Donald (Nico): AH- AH GAWD! EXCEPT IT WAS A LIE!
• Sora stealing from the cashiers in the Toy Story world. Goofy calls out that what he's doing is a crime and that they were there to spread lightheartdarkpar, but Sora freaks out on him saying that he needs cash to keep up with Kairi's spending habits.
• It turns out the reason why Young Xehanort went and invaded the Toy Story world wasn't to test the limits of hearts, but because Buzz was a limited 1st edition, and was planning to sell him for a fortune.
• When Marluxia appears in the Kingdom of Corona, Sora and co. doesn't remember him due to losing their memories. He tries to desperately explain to them how important he is.
  Marluxia (Nico): (in Larry's voice) I was the final boss in Chains of Memories, dammit! I'm important! I'm still relevant! "Maybe it's Maybelline!" That was me, man!
• During his visit in the Kingdom of Corona, Nico mentions that if anyone says Sora, Donald and Goofy's names in a wrong order, the balance of the universe will be destroyed. However, Rapunzel manages to swap Donald and Goofy's names. Luckily Nico "fixes it" by putting their names in the correct position and adding to the "Sora, Donald, Goofy" Counter.
• When Sora's keyblade mashes Mike Wazowski's head, Nico thinks about implications of that.
  Sora (Nico): Oh, my keyblade touched you, looks like you're now a keyblade wielder!
  Nico: Also Mike just sprouts out a fucking keyblade.
  Donald (Nico): Wow, if it's that easy, why don't we get to touch a keyblade?
  Sora (Nico): NO! Cause you're not worthy of touching it, Donald!
  Donald (Nico): What the hell, we just talked about it few minutes ago, Sora! I've been working for the King for years!
• A bit of meta humor can be found in Nico forgetting plot-critical information regarding Xion twice: first the fact that she is a replica, then the fact that her heart is within Sora's. In episode 11, Nico lampshades this:
  Nico: You know what? Fuck it. From this point on, if I start being unsure about stuff or have a hard time remembering anything, the answer is probably Xion, so let's just do that. "I can't remember, what was Xemnas trying to- oh, that's right, Xion." Yeah. Let's go with that. Xion is the answer to everything from now on, so I'm just gonna go with that, and I think it'll probably work out for the best.
  • Which becomes doubly hilarious in Episode 19, when he makes the mistake in reverse, falsely assuming that the Nameless Star is Xion. Looks like Nico took that advice a little too well to heart...
• Episode 11 being delayed due to Nico suffering a Heroic BSoD upon discovering that 100 Acres Wood is still present in this game.
  Nico (on Twitter): Donald ended up kissing me to wake me up. It sucked.
• Sora proving once more that dropping from school wasn't a good idea.
  Merlin: Besides the finest tea this side of Big Ben, of course.
  Sora (Nico): What's a Big Ben?
  Donald (Nico): Sora, we actually saw that. It's a thing that existed.
  Sora (Nico): Oh yeah, that's right. In a place called... ''America.''
  Donald (Nico): You're some kind of stupid, you know that?
• Episode 11 features magnitude of reactions from Nico due to his favorite world from 1, CoM and 2, 100 Acre Woods, returning for 3, leading to many moments surrounding it:
  • Possibly a bit of his bullshit powers, but when Nico talks about Smile Gear's (Monsters Inc.) keyblade design, its keychain is Boo. He says Pooh.
  • Nico's realization of what book Merlin was about to pull out, even though Chip and Dale talked about it at the end of the previous episode and Nico even joked about it.
    Nico: Oh noooo... OH NO! MERLIN! Merlin, I swear to god, if you fuckin pull Pooh's book out of there, I'm not only gonna set your furniture on fire, I'm gonna set 'you' on fire. No. No! Oh god. Oh no. I was praying to god that they wouldn't come back this game, I saw reminding myself that was thing in the last episode when I joked about it, I was like "Oh wait, that's right, Winnie the Fucking Pooh, please don't come back". No, don't do it Merlin!
    • But he does anyway.
      Nico: NOOOOOOOOO, DAMN IT! That little, fat fuck, just can't let me live a normal life! Oh Pooh, I was just hoping you would die of a old age by now or the Heartless finally destroyed your book as they should've done in Kingdom Hearts 2, but for some reason we went out of our way to save it. Also why I'm not on the cover as I'm always am?! Remember all those dumb minigames I had to do for you?!
  • Since Donald and Goofy get left behind...
    Donald (Nico): So, umm, what are we gonna do?
    Merlin (Nico): Wanna check out my porn collection?
    Donald (Nico): Do I?!
    Goofy (Nico): Eee, this is getting a little awkward for me, I think I'm gonna hang out with Hayner, Pence and Olette.
    SDG counter ding
    Goofy (Nico): Ding.
  • That what's pouring on the world's logo isn't honey, but "Pooh's vomit".
  • "Hi, my name's Pooh and I got diabetes!"
  • KH turns into a horror game.
    Pooh: So I was worried that I might have forgotten about you.
    Sora: Silly bear, I'd never.
    Pooh: Oh good, because I want us to be together forever.
    Pooh (Nico): Foreeeeever Sora, foreeeeeveeeeeeeer. You'll never leave, Sora.
    Sora (Nico): No, Pooh, stay away!
    Pooh (Nico): You're gonna die here, Sora. SORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    Pooh (Nico): I can't wait to appear in next 30 KH games!
  • Nico's overjoyed reaction when he discovers it takes around 20 minutes to finish the world.
    Nico: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Nevermind, this game is the best game in the whole fuckin series!
• His reaction in getting Marshmallow as a party member.
• During the boss fight with Sköll, Arendelle's final boss, there's timed event where you have to defeat specific amount of enemies in order to activate a special situation command, Subzero Impact. Nico three seconds before the timer runs out... accidentally activates Mirage Staff finisher, making the sun drop on him. He barely survives.
• His reaction to Xehanort bringing back Demyx.
  Nico: Are you kidding me!? They brought back Demyx back!? Seriously!? Demyx got Norted! Wow. Xehanort is really scraping the bottom of the barrel! HAHAHAHA!!! I mean I know he was- he was actually a pretty diesel boss, despite his goofy demeanor, but come on it's fucking Demyx.
• Nico's entire reaction of Hayner doing his Hayner Kick at Ansem; Nico manages to pause it before he starts his Signature Laugh.
• "Call me Ven."
  Ven Counter: 13,266
• During the reunion of Master Eraqus and his disciples he gives them all praise, but when he reaches Terra...
  Eraqus: Terra...
  Nico!Eraqus: You fucked up. AHAHAHA!!! You did nothing right this whole fucking series! Fuck you!
• Nico's utterly stunned reaction to getting one-shot by Saix during the first half of his boss fight.^note Actually it was a two-shot, but Nico didn't catch that at the time.
• The final battle before Xehanort is a fight against Ansem, Xemnas... and to Nico's dismay Young Xehanort. His reactions in fighting him is pretty hilarous.
  Nico: Oh god, Young Xehanort really!? You have me fight alongside the other two with all his time bullshit.
  Nico: I fucking knew it! STUPID YOUNG XEHANORT AND HIS STUPID FUCKING TIME POWERS!!!
  Nico: (Enrage) KILL HIM! Stop doing that! Yeah look at him go! Looking at him fucking changing destiny every two seconds!
• During the ending, Isa was able to come back to join Axel's trio and some things never change.
  Nico:" Saix comes in wearing his "Stay Saix-y" shirt. AHAHAHAH!!!
  Nico!Isa: Hey guys look what I've got!
  Nico!Roxas: Oh no.
  Nico!Isa: That's right, just because I'm Isa doesn't mean this shirt won't still sell baby!
  Nico: *Laughing uncontrollably* He starts handing out free shirts to everybody here.
  Nico!Roxas: Thanks man.
• The first intro for ReMind has a future version of Nico warning the present one not to finish the intro, only for a Nico from further in the future to warn the previous one not to stop Present!Nico. Then a third Future!Nico arrives to tell everyone to sing Baka Mitai.
• Nico's sheer joy over getting to play as Roxas in ReMind, which can best be compared to an incredibly energetic child getting a new bike, trying to go as fast as possible, and crashing into a wall almost instantly.
• In order to save Sora, other Guardians of Light went their own ways to find a solution, including some... extremes.
  Leon: By the way, how are the others?
  Riku: Well, Donald, Goofy and Mickey are searching for clues in every past world that Sora's been to.
  Donald (Nico): That includes Tarzan's world, that's right, motherfucker, we're risking copyright infringement to find this little asshole!
• Nico's "dead inside" status reached a new low with his fight against Data Saïx, where upon his winning attempt he was so broken he stayed silent throughout entirety of it... and didn't even include the outro for the episode.
• In Episode 6, Saix, Vanitas, Sephiroth, and the Smelter Demon work together to interrupt Nico's intro.
• After spending two full episodes trying to beat just three of the data fights (Luxord, Ansem, and Saix), Nico comes to the conclusion that these fights cannot be brute forced. Much to Nico's surprise, he them proceeds to beat four fights (Xigbar, Marluxia, Larxene, and Young Xehanort) in a single episode, with the middle two going down in one try.
• The intro changes in Episode 9 to reflect how badly the Data Battles are wearing Nico down:
  And now back to god I wanna fuckin' die right now.