Funny / YogLabs

• While playing the Planetoids mod, Simon hands Lewis a piece of leather for soup, and then goes off on a tangent:
  Simon: I'm not very good at cooking, so I'm not sure what you would typically put in soup. I mean, my method of making soup is, you know, "Open tin, pour contents in bowl, put bowl in microwave." Not even cooking it in a pan! Just the microwave.
  Lewis: Directly from tin to bowl.
  Simon: I mean, I did once try to cut out the bowl... but obviously that didn't go too well, putting a tin in the microwave.
  Lewis: Streamlining it, yeah, I don't think that's really the best way to go...
  Simon: I didn't even bother to open it, either. Um.
  Lewis: Was that what caused the fire?
  Simon: The fire.
  Lewis: Yeah.
  Simon: Of London?
  • Equally funny is what led to that conversation, Simon attempting to hide the only porkchop from Lewis.
  • Also from Planetoids, Simon and Lewis having an argument over which cow is ill enough to put down.
  Simon: I'm just going to get some coal, and... warm myself up by the furnace.
• Simon, dressed as Kirk, and Lewis, dressed as Spock, getting stuck in each other in the Star Trek custom map and proceeding to make slash jokes.
  • Simon's grand entrance into the bridge at the end. Involves explosion. Near the end of a tour of a built-to-scale replica of the USS Enterprise, Simon flees from two creepers — letting them into the bridge and wrecking it.
  • Simon tunneling into a part of the ship and letting water outside.
• The zeppelin mod spotlight had a lot of hilarious moments due to the sheer buggyness of the mod. The highlights were leaving part of Jasper's airship behind, flying a bit of a tower roof of Verigan's Hold, and then making one of the support towers for The Wall, from the roof to its very deep foundation, float up and let it just fly around bumping into everything.
• BUNNIES! The video has Simon, in single player, put two bunnies in his house (the Mo Creature mod has bunnies). He leaves to find and put in a third one only to discover upon his return that the rabbits have multiplied and dozens of rabbits end up in Simon's house. He describes the horde of bunnies as "an adorable plague".
• The Weeping Angel spotlight. First when an army of Angels appear, despite a single Angel having a spawn rate of 5%, followed by one Angel managing to trap Simon in his house, culminating in Simon's solution to said Angel.
  • At one point the Angels formed a conga line.
  • Hell, just the conversation in the beginning!
    Simon: Hello, Lewis! I've made a new Minecraft video!
    Lewis: Hello!
    Simon: Y'know what it's about?
    [A single Weeping Angel comes into view, eyes hidden. The music comes to an abrupt halt.]
    Lewis: Oh...what's that over there?
    Simon: [Way too chipper] You see that?
    Lewis: What's that over there?
    Simon: You see that thing?
    Lewis: I did...
    Simon: It's a mod spotlight...
    [Simon turns away, and then turns back, revealing the Angel has moved]
    Lewis: Oh, Jesus Christ.
  • And what's the best way to get rid of the Angels? By deleting your save.
• During the demonstration of an explosives mod Lewis manages to pretty much blow up every thing around him.
• Simon and the Skyrim Mod, featuring the "Walk Into A Cactus" shout and being chased by an Enderman.
  • And apparently, dwarves consume ale by eating the entire bottle.
• The TV Mod spotlight. Simon is an epic troll.
  Simon: I was never here! I was on TV with the TV playing on the TV!
• The Hack/Mine mod review brings us Simon's fear of Dire Chickens, of all things.
  • Funnier still is the opening; within a minute of starting, Lewis is attacked by a mass of creeper heads formed into a snake, appropriately named ROFLconda. The trio's reaction is utterly priceless. And then before they get their breath back and carry on, they get attacked by Another one.
• The Battlegear mod brings us Lewis getting some revenge on an adventure map they had trouble with before.
• Simon gets his hands on a rotator and sliding block in the ugocraft spotlight.
  • Lewis referring to them as "winkies".
• The Helicopter/Pincushion mod has Lewis with tons of arrows sticking out of him to the point where he looks like a literal pincushion.
• The end of Part 5 of Lewis's Technic playthrough has Lewis attempting to explain advanced redstone wiring meachanics to Simon, before getting overly confused and putting a bunny on his head and frolicking through a meadow.
• In part three of The Twilight Forest mod Simon scream when seeing the Naga boss:

  It's a very hungry caterpiller!

• In this mod spotlight, Simon gets himself a pet baby Creeper. The best name he can come up with...is "Puffy Clouds".
  Lewis: He sounds like a rapper now!
• The Nyan Pig Gun. Especially at the end when Simon floods the ocean with them.
  Lewis: It's creating this like, pig lagoon, of like happy funtimes.
  • Ridgedog's testing of the mod was also funny.
    Ridgedog: SPREAD PEACE AND LOOOOVE! *shoots nyan pigs everywhere*
• When Testing the dimensional doors mods, one of them leads them into a room with a Giant Mecha-Fumblemore, which Lewis adamantly refuses to mention or acknowledge after they leave.
• The Better Animations mod. Simon is generally unfazed by it, constantly causing Lewis to say "I knew you'd be impressed."
• Simon's reaction to the modified cow.
• The Sokoban Mod starts out with Simon breaking glass over a portal, getting transported to the End, dying, and being cloned. When he respawns, the intro music starts back up—and while roleplaying as the clone, he goes and does it again, dying, respawning, and causing the music to replay a third time.
  • Simon dies one more time at the end of the episode for a completely different reason, but the music is replayed when he respawns yet again.
• In "Raiders of the Lost Archives", Simon stumbles across a chest filled with pages of the Shadow of Israphel script! Which then explodes.
  Simon: Sorry everybody!
  • Simon's initial reaction to the explosion is to say "Well that's it delayed for another year."
  • At the end of part two, the Stargate is completed. Simon goes into a complete meltdown since the thing is actually round.
  Simon: Oh my god! ahhhhh! Arrrrgh! It's a Circaaarrgh! It's a circle!
• The Bad Gas video.
• In one video, Simon spawns a bunch of hamsters. Several videos later, and there are still dozens of them running all over Yoglabs. Apparently they took out Lewis' attack drones.
  • It's made better by the fact that these hamsters are quite literally everywhere, even in rooms with no visible entrance. And they're all named Hammy Hammsta.
• The Running Gag of Lewis mentioning Yog Labs doing things like stealing from the government and trying to take over the world and then brushing it off whenever Simon questions him about it.
• In the first Tropicraft Video Simon is tasked with catching a marlin but after getting it almost to shore he jumps in the water and kills it... his reason why
  Simon: THIS IS HOW DWARVES FISH!
  • And, immediately afterwards, Lewis tells him he was supposed to bring onto the sand. Simon response is an hilarious "I did! Kind of!"
• In the episode Bacterial Menace, Lewis loses his cool trying to tell Simon where to place a replacer block.
  Simon: GOD why didn't you just TELL ME!
  • Directly after that, Lewis has to get Simon to place lava right above said block.
  '''Lewis:"' Put lava in the top of it-
  '''Simon:"' Here?
  Lewis, in a mix of rage and laughter YES!
  Simon, in a mix of confusion and laughter: WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT ANGRILY?
  • From the same episode:
  Simon: So you turned water into lava?
  Lewis: Yes-
  Simon: Much like Jesus.
• In the aptly-named Midas Touch episode, Lewis and Simon have been using replacers, which replaces any block of material with another material. Simon realizes he can now turn anything into blocks of gold, and so then attempts to convert various parts of Yoglabs into solid gold. Then he wonders what would happen if you used the Replacer bacterium to convert blocks into another bacterium that destroys blocks, and a significant chunk of Yoglabs is lost as terrifying music plays before Simon can jam the bacteria.

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