Funny / ClementJ642

  • ANY time the clip with Knuckles saying "SHUT UP!" appears.
  • During part 8 of the Sonic playthrough for Sonic 3 & Knuckles, when Clement gets to the Act 2 boss of Flying Battery zone, he expects Eggman to drop the spike platforms so he can attack the laser, but when Eggman doesn't drop them, he begins to panic!
    Clement: I want to tell my mother that that day she saw me under the covers, yes, I was masturbating! I'm sorry, but I had to! It was a very stressful day! I had to relieve my stress!
  • Sonic Adventure:
    • Gamma + Tree = STOP THAT!
    • After rediscovering Amy and Birdie, Eggman's robot Zero greets her with a tortured "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOR!?"
    • In part 8 of Sonic's run, he gets to the area with the Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles target practice dolls... and notices the Tails Doll.
    • During the mini-boss fight with Sonic while playing as Knuckles, after hitting Sonic and making him yell "Oh no!" three times the Kool-Aid Man pops up.
  • Sonic Advance 2: Doubling as a callback to the Sonic Adventure LP, Zero greets Sonic with "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOR!?" in the first special stage.
  • Clement gets a shocking response!
    Clement: Hmmm... what to LP next after Shadow the Hedgehog? I just don't know. What do you think, Dr. Eggman?
    Dr. Eggman: Greetings! This is Mike Pollock, and you're watching The Great Clement!
    (Beat, with Clement looking wide-eyed at the camera, then Eggman, then back to the camera)
    Clement: Whaaaaaa-
    • Clement gets a weird response from Bowser in part 1 of his Wrestlegamia event.
      Dr. Eggman: You're so clearly playing Star Fox 64!
      Clement: No.
      Mario: Oh, lemme guess; we're-a gonna play Super Mario World! Woohoo!
      Clement: No.
      Bowser: Are we gonna be watching hardcore gay porn?
      Clement: And no. What I―what?!
  • Clement Reviews Sonic 06
    • Minor one, but when Clement is showing of the level music of Sonic 06 (the only positive of that game), most of the time the game glitches out.
    • His massive freakout at the end of Part 1:
    Clement: (after getting a Game Over) Oh well... back to Wave Ocean. (Opening cutscene starts) That's the opening cutscene... I have to go through all of that again... It didn't autosave... It didn't autosave... I gotta go through the ring missions again... And the missions, and the load times, and everything! (Breaks out Laughing Mad) That's great! That's great! I GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! Ha! (Beat) AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    Clement: Oh, this is riveting! When I think of all the highlights that Sonic has had throughout it's history: the fight with Metal Sonic... being chased by the GUN truck... walking a dog! WOOOOOOW!
    Clement: "Why didn't (Mephiles) merge with (Iblis) already!? What, is Mephiles an idiot?"
    Mephiles (with Knuckles' voice clip): "SHUT UP!"
    • This little tidbit is really short, but strangely really funny.
    Clement: So after Sonic gets flung towards the ocean... (brief cut to Clement giving a completely confused shrug and Aside Glance)
  • Featuring Ivan Ooze
  • His massive freakout in attempting to beat Johnny's time on City Escape Act 1.
  • Clement's reaction to Toy Story 3's Anti-Frustration Features.
  • His response to finding out that Gruntilda's party trick is a scary strip tease
    • Also his reaction concerning....Gruntilda's underpants.
  • Part 9 of Shadow the Hedgehog. Clement gets really, really worked up over The Doom, and has to cut himself off before he goes on a massive tirade.
    You should see him play Sonic '06!
  • For the Blaze playthrough of Sonic Rush, he answers questions from his viewers. In Part 10, he gets a question that's supposed to be a joke and answers it completely seriously.
    Clement: SuperKingLetsPlays asks, "Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love anymore?" Look, Super King, I didn't want to say it in this YouTube video, but you're're not as romantic as you used to be. Quite frankly, I find you boring. You're always leaving the toilet seat up. I was absolutely appalled when I heard that you liked one thing about Sonic 06. I just see you as something of a whore now. You're just a piece of meat that I take advantage of. I'm just gonna call it quits now; I'm gonna use this video to say that we're done, so don't take it personally, SuperKingLetsPlays. It's not you, it's me.
    • From the following video, someone asks who Clement would like to voice Dr. Eggman if Mike Pollock was unable to do so. He then proceeds to quote Dr. Eggman's lines whilst doing a Christopher Walken impression.
  • Clement's insane theory about the Sol Dimension that he shared in part 7 of the Sonic Rush Adventure playthrough. It includes a character known as Whiteout the Cat, made from the blood of the White Arms alien race and whose best friend Mario was shot by the S.W.O.R.D organisation. The S.W.O.R.D commander also has two different hair colors and hates white people.
  • Cream fighting Sonic Advance 2's final boss complete with (un)fitting music
    • From Part 4 of Clement Reviews Sonic 06: "Sometimes there's joy to be had with being a cheating bastard." (Cut to Cream fighting Sonic Advance 2's final boss)
    • And then there's using the same song when he shows how to cheese the final bosses of the Megaman Legends games with the footage sped up.
  • From Mega Man ZX Part 15: "This game was made in 2006, and as we know, no game in the year 2006 was awful. All the 2006 games, the standards were so high." Cue Sonic 06 box art appearing onscreen.
  • In Part 16 of Shadow the Hedgehog, the fight with the Blue Falcon.
    Clement: Oh my God, are we fighting Captain Falcon?
    Captain Falcon voiceclip: YES!
  • From Spider-Man:
  • From his Sonic Rivals playthrough, he thinks of the implications of Eggman Nega being Eggman's descendant:
    Clement: That's right ladies and gentlemen. Dr. Eggman found a lady friend.