Funny / CoryxKenshin

Pictured: A Sore Loser.

• His Ghost of Tsushima playthrough contains a moment where he has Jin swinging back and forth on his grappling hook.
  Cory: Spider-Jin, Spider-Jin. he's a Samurai that never-
  (Jin lets go of the rope, overshoots and plummets screaming to his doom).
  Cory: ...
  • His hype for the game overall made for a lot of funny hammy moments especially in the first episode.
  • When he sees the Mongolian army:
  Cory: Look how many there is! Oh, we dead dead.
  • Also his reaction to the death of Lord Adachi and the Running Gag of showing it throughout the series.
• When Taylor makes a pun in SIMULACRA:
  Cory: (Reading onscreen text) Hey, you like to travel, right? Your name should be WANDER Woman. (Stock audio of the wow guy plays) I had to add a meme for that trash.
• His hilarious sketch intro of the ASMR video. To summarize, Cory is essentially playing with two dolls (one of Golden Freddy and one of a female white bear) and Golden Freddy acts as an overly pushy guy towards the uninterested and already taken girl, until Cory himself shows up in a moment of Big Damn Heroes.
• "I'm gonna come out of the closet."
  • When he finally got to The Reveal of Twelve Minutes, he has a whole Heroic BSoD...until:
  Cory: But we're only half. (Cackles)
• This exchange:
  Detective: Is this... blood?
  Cory: Naw, it's Kool-Aid.
• This.
• The "Fornication: NO" skit:
  • "If you so much as touch my daughter inappropriately, I'll beat you with a two-by-four until it's a one-by-two, got it?"
  • While Cory's girlfriend (in the skit, you imbeciles!) lists the STDs she has, she mentions "...crabs, crabs 2.0, sharks, squid..."
• During his playthrough of Life Is Strange, when he censors "f*cking" in one line, the Censor Box remains when the next line appears, this time redacting "Victoria". It's a hilarious insult considering what kind of a person she is, and the fact that it was likely accidental only makes it better.
• Playing "Daddy". The game, not the role.
  • I've been called Daddy... 😏... on a few occasions... *Beat* ...by nobody...
  • His reaction to twerking Hagrid. Actually, twerking Hagrid's existence itself, but this is Cory's "Funny" page.
• Cory dropping in a sick beat for- uhhh... whatever this- just see the video.
• From this "3 Scary Games" video.
  • When Cory gets violently stabbed in the game, he acts like it's happening to him in real life.
    • And again.
    • And again. Now with an assorted cough.
  • When the serial killer from the second game begins chasing after him, he backs up rapidly... the killer just trips. He stays silent for about a second, then bursts into laughter, and next the credits roll and he just about dies.
• His narration of him getting breakfast... as a horror story.
• From this video:
  • "I'm ready. Ready like... Freddy. *Gets jumpscared* MOM'S SPAGHETTI-"
• When he says he doesn't think the monster from "Hatch" will come out, and an exact zeptosecond later-
  • And the continuous replay of his precise words afterwards, with a gradual zoom on his 🗿 face.
• Cory getting increasingly triggered over his increasing age estimates on How-Old.net.
• His edit/reaction to this guy's statement, and its timing.
• His reaction when he finds out that Odin is in God of War Ragnarök.
• His disbelieved reaction to Eugene being able to run very fast in Choo-Choo Charles.
  Cory: This man colored his hair grey, cause ain't no way...
• This exchange with his fictional girlfriend in "Crimson Snow".
  Joyce: By the way, I brought you a present! Did you get me something too?
  Cory, outside of the game: Yeah, it's attached to me.
• "Smart people make sh- they they know what they're 'bout to get into" - CoryxKenshin, 2022
  • "That better... hada been supposed to happen."
• 🎵 All these games trash 🎶, ♪ All these GAMES trash 🎵, 🎶 Everyone take a good look at my a-
• In Episode 65 of Spooky Scary Sunday, he reacted to a video called "The Kid and The Camera", which had a kid be lured by a weird creature promising to fix his broken camera. As Cory is warning the younger viewers about people who prey on children in Real Life, he says that even adults can be tricked sometimes, giving an example of him being enticed by attractive women, then...
  (Smash Cut to a news report) News Reporter: YouTuber CoryxKenshin has been found murdered in the back of a white pickup truck. Sources say that he was told that there would be, and I quote, "big booty women" in the back of the van. He was stabbed 18 times- (starts laughing as it cuts back to Cory.)
• In his first Night of the Consumers video:
  Cory: It's the art style of this game. It's just...off. And I ain't talking about the smash hit RPG game. (Camera zooms in on Cory's still face while "Pepper Steak" is playing in the background.)

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