Funny: Masae Anela

Tales of Vesperia

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

  • Running Gags:
    • Riding Epona into walls.
    • "UNNECESSARY TEXT BOX!!" (her reaction to how the game starts telling you all over again how much the different rupees are worth if you quit and then load the save file).
    • Pretty much every time she picks up a Heart Piece, she complains about how in this game it's 5 Heart Pieces to make a Heart Container rather than 4 as in all the others.
    • After noting at the beginning that Link's house doesn't seem to have a bed, every time she notices a bed in another character's house she has Link acting aggrieved that he can't afford one.
  • In the first episode, she has the kids discussing slingshots in a hilariously over-the-top avaricious voice.
  • Her reaction in episode 15 when Epona rears up and kicks an attacking bird in the face.
  • A moment of Department of Redundancy Department in episode 18:
    Masae: Hey! It's another Goron dude! This guy looks a frickin' lot like the Majora's Mask one. You know, that Majora's Mask elder in Majora's Mask— "the Majora's Mask elder in Majora's Mask", wow.
  • In episode 20, she takes a long time to find a treasure chest that requires flying to with a Cucco, only to find it contains 100 rupees that she can't fit in her wallet. Cue Heroic BSOD.
  • Masae's completely unintentional Stinger at the end of episode 29 when she accidentally ends the episode with Link pulling out a bomb and blowing himself up.
  • Her reaction in part 30 when she actually uses Ooccoo for the first time and meets Ooccoo Jr.
  • Her reaction in part 40 when she revives a Goron with spring water and he rolls off while making a revving motorbike sound.
  • Claiming Malo has started a cult when she sees his new shop in Castle Town being decorated in an Egopolis fashion with his face everywhere.

Super Mario Sunshine

  • Her emotional rollercoaster in episode 3 when she thinks she's fallen to her death, manages to recover, makes the Shine appear...and then falls to her death.
  • In episode 4, her comment "The Piantas are a very dance-iful people".
  • Her reaction in episode 5 when she spends ages making difficult jumps and falling off to get to a Shine Sprite, only to realise there is an easy shortcut to get there if you have the Rocket Nozzle (which she did have).
  • In episode 11 she mixes the names "Bowser Jr." and "Baby Bowser" and ends up calling him "Baby Jr."
  • Her That Came Out Wrong moment at the start of episode 12.
  • Her song about one hundred coin missions at the end of episode 13. (She later does other songs at the end of other 100 coin and blue coin missions).
  • Masae's reaction to the Boos' Off Model design in episode 18.
  • Her voicecrack while saying "SHINE!" at the end of episode 23 (and her own reaction to it).
  • In episode 25, she spends ages trying to get a coconut to appear to feed Yoshi while dodging Bullet Bills and collecting coins, making every other fruit spawn on the beach but no coconut. Then one finally appears...and she immediately sprays it into the ocean. And then does it again to the next one that appears.
  • Masae decides that there must be a 1-up hidden near the start of the special stage in episode 26. She proceeds to die six times trying every possible place before she finally locates it.
  • In episode 30, her encounter with the glitch that leaves you standing around on the bottom of the supposedly bottomless pit looking up.
  • Her travails with the "Lily Pad of DEATH" in episode 34.

Donkey Kong Country Returns

  • The Running Gag that she always gets bananas (the least valuable item) from the end-of-level barrel, especially when she talks about trying to time it carefully beforehand.
    Masae: AND WE GET!...bananas.
  • She refers to Rambi the rhino as "MANLY EPONA".
  • In episode 4, she tackles the first special level and, due to the Difficulty Spike, takes many attempts to beat it. However, in the process she gets very good at bouncing on the enemies to get banana coins and extra lives, to the point that when she finally beats it, despite losing many lives she ends up with twice as many as she started with - and 531 banana coins.
  • Masae's battles with the shop glitch (which freezes the game), especially in episode 14.
  • At the start of episode 28, Masae plays That Cloud Looks Like with the silhouettes in the background of the first Factory level, including overlaying them with her drawings.
  • Her epic Failed a Spot Check moment in episode 31 concerning a red-blue switch on the wall.
  • Followed by several That Came Out Wrong moments about the boss in episode 32.
  • Chuggaaconroy guests in episode 38 and imitates Masae (badly) at the beginning to do her usual intro. He then infuriates her at the end of the episode by hitting the end-of-level barrel and managing to get multiple lots of something other than bananas.

Super Mario RPG

  • As a Running Gag, she has a tendency to get Mallow's name wrong and calls him Geno. Comes with post-production text trying to correct herself. The one time she corrects herself, she gets it wrong soon after!
    Masae: Uh oh, Dark Star. Who's getting hit? Mallow. Mallow's getting hit. He got stunted, N-No! Uh, Geno!?
    Post Production Text: "MALLOW* YOU HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME"
  • In Part 3:
    Toad: I'm too scared to pass by them.
    Masae: Just walk inbetween them! Look... [Fight Woosh] Never mind, I'm bad at this game.
  • Her squeeing over meeting the Yoshis when she makes it through to Yo'ster Isle.
  • In Part 10, she has two moments of pre-empting the text. Firstly, when two moles say "If only Mario were here" she says "Speak of the devil...", and that's exactly what the next line in-game is (what's even better is that this exact incident also happened to Chuggaaconroy in his run of the game). Then, when fighting Croco and the fight is starting to drag on, she mentions how every time she sees a text box appear on his turn, she hopes it'll be him saying "I give up! You guys are too strong!" and on her next attack he goes down and says something very similar. What makes this so funny is that this is the part where the run becomes truly blind, she hadn't played this part before.
  • In Part 11 she gets a good Super Jump combo going on Punchinello... only for it to do zero damage.
    Masae: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, WHAT?!
  • In the same part, Masae being Late to the Punchline with Dyna and Mite's names.
  • Pretty much the entirity of Episode 12.
  • Episode 15 has "touching Peach's flower." No, this isn't an Accidental Innuendo, Masae acknowledges how wrong it sounds but decides to keep saying it because it's funny. "GIVE ME YOUR FLOWER PEACH!"
    • There's also her reaction to the password to a door being Masae.
  • In Part 21, She uses Geno Whirl for the first time and gets the timing right for 9999 damage. She can't believe what she sees.
  • On Episode 23, she complains how expensive it is to pay for the initiation fee and a Beetle Box and is quick to decline. She checks her coin count, only to find out she has 999 coins. The camera even zooms in to emphasize that.
  • In part 25, she is given three ways to cross the Sky Bridge: Normal, Special and Expert. She tries Expert on her first attempt, saying "I'm an expert at this game!"... and proceeds to fall off almost immidiately.
    • In another attempt, she actually makes it to the end, starts celebrating... and accidently leaves the screen without collecting her prize. Cue Angrish.
    • When hesitant about wether to jump down to an area full of enemies...
    Masae: But intimidation will not get the best of Masae, because she is MANLY! and she will face this challenge with vigor! So let's just jump right-[girly squeal as she almost hits one of the enemies] That's not quite than manliest sound I've ever made.
  • On part 33, she gets into the fight with Valentina...and ends up noticing her big boobs. The camera, once again, zooms in to emphasize her brief fixation. Then she sees them jiggle. The endslate even treats us to an endless loop of Peach using her melee attack on Valentina to make them jiggle.
    Masae: Her boobs are freakin' gigantic! L-Look at how tiny her waist is! And they're- and- tho- those two big- just boing!
  • In part 34, she gets obsessed with seeing all the dreams from the Dream Cushion in the inn. She spends hundreds of coins on staying despite having full HP just to see them. Eventually it jump cuts to her saying
    Masae: Please please please loop soon so I can stop spending so much money on this... This is kind of stupid actually, I should feel bad. Actually I really do feel bad-WHAT THE FRICK [ dream consisting of a giant fat koopa sleeping on top of Mario. ]
    • In the same part, a meta example. After massive amounts of comments in previous videos telling Masae where to get the Fertilizer, she ends up finding it on her own by sheer coincidence.
    • The episode also contains two gameplay-related cases of Late to the Punchline. She finally realises she can sell the Goodie Bag for 555 coins, and finally realises you can scroll down the list of party members on the "equip" screen. She gets... particularly angry at the latter.
  • Part 39: Masae's reactions to Bowser scaring everyone away. Also, when she prepares herself to fight Croco, only to find that she isn't supposed to fight him.
  • When fighting Exor in Part 44, he uses Dark Star... and Masae complains about him getting three stars out of the attack when she's never managed more that two with Mallow's Star Rain.
    • There's also her random digressing when she has Mallow attack one of the eyes. (Mallow currently has cymbols as a weapon)
    Masae: That sounds really really painful, taking a cymbol smash to the eyes. That sounds really really terrible, just saying.
    • Masae's indecision when at the portal to the final dungeon.
    Masae: What do I do? Need items, but... onward! Need items but onwward need items but onward NEED ITEMS!
  • In the final episode, she points out the... unfortunate positioning of Smithy's nose in his Wizard form.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D - Master Quest

  • The Running Gag that she forgets to carry a bug in a bottle to lure out the golden skulltulas, despite telling herself and the viewers to carry one at all times.
  • Right in the first episode, she raids Mido's house to, as she says "steal all of his money and his hearts." Cue picture of Mido popping up, complete with a voice clip.
    Mido: S-Senpai...
  • Calls herself nuts because she's planning on getting all 100 Skulltulas while getting Deku Nuts for the first time, so she has the screen zoom in on the word "nuts" as she says it.
  • In episode 3 she calls the guards in Hyrule Castle a joke and that she has never been caught by them. Of course, she then immediately gets caught. The game then puts guards right in front of where she respawns making it seem Unwinnable, prompting a series of Big "What?!"s from here. (The guards were the "night shift", to make the players do the stealth segment during the in game daytime)
  • "An angry chicken in your pants."
  • In episode 5, Masae gets increasingly infuriated at Dampe for not digging up the Piece of Heart. Also, her intro to said episode was both a CMoA and a CMoF.
  • Episode 6: After changing it to nighttime in the Castle Town, Masae sees a lovesick couple is still there. She goes up to them, and hears the lady call her boyfriend "so handsome...just like the king of Hyrule..." Cue a quick cameo from King Harkinian calling out "Mah boi!!"
    Masae: *Beat* I don't think that's a compliment.
  • At the end of episode 6, she walks in the general direction of Kokiri Forest. Just before her signout, she realized she missed the forest.
    Masae: Masaeanela... this is not the forest.
  • Episode 8
    • There's a short sequence of Masae flubbing her bomb throwing...in chipmunk mode. Complete with nonsensical singing.
    • She throws a bomb down a cliff side, and actually blows up a blockade even though its trajectory was offset by fencing. Hilariously, one of the debris is accompanied with "WHEEE BOOM" for no apparent reason.
  • Masae's battles with the Bombchu Bowling minigame in episode 12, where she keeps winning it when there's an Undesirable Prize and failing it when there's something she actually wants.
  • Episode 17:
  • Her intro to episode 18.
    Masae: I'm king of the wooooooooorld! *dissolves into laughter*
  • In Episode 19, she shows off the Bombchu shop and pans the camera to show off an Easter Egg, quoted as follows:
  • She attempts to present the Pocket Cuccoo to Anju in Episode 20...but the hand holding the Cuccoo inadvertently clips through her chest.
    Masae: "Uh, here you go- I AM CUPPING HER BOOB. I AM TOTALLY JUST COPING A FEEL RIGHT NOW."
  • In episode 22, Masae complains about Redeads and Stalfos and how she wishes 'I hope they all die a terrible death', before realising that both are technically already dead.
    Masae: Everything that I want to die in this game is, like, already dead, and it kind of sucks!

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