Funny / Kim Richards

• Kim tries to play a spooky adventure map with Nilesy and Rythian. For such a random combination, it ends up being pretty funny.
  • All the horse-related incidents.
• Her Yogscast introduction video, where she is introduced to us in the most humorously Genre Savvy way possible. This moments before she's turned into a zombie.
  Kim: You'd think, by now, that bioterrorists and mega shady evil corporations would have learned their lesson. After the T-Virus, the G-Virus, the T and G virus, The C Virus, the X Virus, the Progenitor Virus, the Veronica virus, you'd stop making viruses, you evil science wielding charlatans!
• During their Final Fantasy XIV playthrough, Duncan, the White Mage, insists on constantly getting in on the fights. This wouldn't be so terrible, but he constantly attacks characters Nilesy has just Slept, destroying many a well-laid plan. Also, he's supposed to be their healer.
  Nilesy: Okay, Duncan, I'm Sleeping that one, we'll do this one.
  Duncan: Oh. I - uh-oh...
  Nilesy: DUNCAN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
  • In the next videos, Sjin is controlling Duncan's character so that they have a healer. Then he finds the "knockback attack" button...
• Kim gets angry when she plays Mario Kart 8:
  "You stupid baby! I'm gonna hurt you! I'm gonna take your sweets and I'm gonna STAMP ALL OVER THEM!"
  "LAND IT! Land it, you WHORE!"
  • Especially when she starts apparently channelling Fran Katzenjammer from Black Books:
  "That was you?! You nine-sided whore!"
  • Kim's saltiness is nothing compared to Matt's, though - she had him and Si on their Christmas livestream, and he quickly became a fan favourite thanks to his "psychotic" rage.
  Matt: Who shot me in the arse?! [seconds later] No! Toad, you cock! [still later] Fuck, fuck, fuckety fuck! [Later again] Come on, Matt, you utter toff!
  [...]
  Matt: What?! Kim, how did you get ahead of me?!
  Kim: Shortcut, babe!
  Matt: Shortcut?! I'll shortcut this red shell right up your ass!
  • After Kim and Duncan have a brief conversation about leading the pack of drivers and being the "alpha", Duncan remarks that he doesn't think any of the Yogscast are alpha material. Cue everyone in the comment section immediately and unanimously agreeing that Hannah is the alpha of the Yogscast.
  • Matt, Caff, Duncan and Kim recently had another Mario Kart series, and it went just as well as can be expected:
  Matt: Oh no, please let me get third, at least... Get out of the way, Link! You gobshite!
  Kim: Hey, Link's a nice man, you should have some respect -
  Matt: No, he's a twat.
  [Later]
  Matt: Link, why do you always overtake me?!
  Kim: He's the hero of time, mate! You should have some respect -
  Matt: I don't give a shit what he is. He should stick his ocarina up his ass!
  • After Kim makes one too many cracks about firing Matt, he tartly replies with "I think everyone at home is getting tired of that joke [...] and until I hear it from Lewis or Simon, I don't believe a word of it!"
• Matt and Katie went over to Kim's house to play a round of Mario Kart 8, only for Matt to finish last and sit sulking on the couch while everyone else was in the kitchen having fun - amusingly, Kim had won with such a lead that she was able to get up off the couch and answer the door while everyone else was still racing.
  Katie: Yeah, she was like "Can someone get the door - never mind, I won", put her controller down, got up and went out, meanwhile Matt's sitting there twitching.
  Matt: It was Baby Park, all right?!
• Her vlog where she talked about fanfiction, and how while she admired the creativity of the writers, she didn't exactly want to read about her and Duncan "getting saucy in the smeltry".
• In her Saints Row IV playthrough with Sjin, they change their outfits in the fifth part. Kim goes for a cardinal suit and top hat. Sjin... well, all you need to know is this line.
  "I wanted to look sexy..."
• Her blooper reels and 700K Subscriber Special video have some utterly hilarious bits.
  • Case in point:
  Turps: I'm going to be [at the convention] as well, so either way, you'll see me every single day.
  Kim: I'm not going to your one.
  Turps: You're not going to my - I'm going to do my own presentation, outside, in the car park.
  Kim: Yeah? What's it gonna be on?
  Turps: [without pausing, and absolutely deadpan] Dogging. [Slight Beat as Kim's face goes "O_O"] Um, right, let's go again...
• Kim as Chewbacca. With Ross for scale.◊
• While playing Layers of Fear, she and Hannah have the following conversation (after encountering a creepy baby doll that seems to be moving on it's own):
  Kim: Go touch the baby! Touch the baby!
  Hannah: ...seriously?
  [A few moments later]
  Kim: I'm getting myself spayed.
  Hannah: Will you wear one of those little cones?
  Kim: To stop me from scratching myself? Or licking myself... Although, if I could lick myself, I'd never leave the house. [starts giggling as Hannah facepalms]
• Kim plays a VR (Virtual Reality) game and scares herself silly, eventually quitting the game and standing there pale and shaking while Caff tries to talk her down and make her feel better. She then waves goodbye and says the most pathetic little "Bye..." you've ever heard, followed the sounds of by Matt absolutely losing it in the background.
  Kim: I'm not going to do that thing - I'm not doing that thing, where I say "if you want me to do more horror VR, then I'll do it", because I'm not doing it.
  Caff: [suddenly leans into the frame with a ridiculously big grin and a thumbs up pose] Like the video!
  Kim: [collapses in laughter]
• Hannah and Kim's first encounter with the Alien in Alien: Isolation goes a little something like this:
  Kim: I love how tactile this all is!
  Alien: [hisses]
  [Kim's eyes go wide and she goes paper white]
  Hannah: Ah.
  Alien: [unfurls itself from the ceiling and drops down]
  Hannah: Ah. Yeah...
  [Kim panics and frantically tries to hand Hannah the controller]
  Hannah: No - don't give it to me, I've not played!
  [Kim-as-Ripley hides under the desk]
  Hannah: Oh, they've changed it from the demo! Damn it.
  [The Alien hops on the desk and his tail flops down, just missing Ripley]
  Hannah: Oh shit. [Notices something] Nice touch there, there's gum on the bottom of the desk!
  Kim: Not looking at the gum, Hannah!
  Hannah: I know, I thought it was just nice attention to detail, as we die.
  Kim: I'm not ready for this!
  • The fact that Kim takes major offence that the Noodle Shop is closed and, when they get in, that the Noodles left behind are stale.
• Hannah and Kim play Outlast Whistleblower. They reach that note and Kim cracks, leading to her breaking entirely in the next few parts.
• This YouTube comment on Kim's playthrough of Pokemon Shield:
  ZGryphon: I love it when one of the kids in the back of the team levels up and wants to learn a new move right in the middle of a match. "Oh—-hang on a second, Leon, got some management to do here." You can imagine the commentators trying to spin it for the millions of fans watching on TV. "Challenger Nano deep in consultation with her backup Pokémon there, obviously taking on a trainer of Leon's caliber requires close attention to a team-wide strategy," but meanwhile, you're just there like "What's that, Dragapult? You've just thought of a new move you want to try? Sure, lay it on me, I'm not doing anything that can't wait..."
• Poor InTheLittleWood's rant in Among Us:
  Mark Hulmes: [The killer] has to be Martyn - [the victim] was alive just a second ago, this has to be a self report.
  Martyn: [sounding utterly defeated] ...I was getting so tired. [everybody else cracks up] Literally, every fucking corridor I walked down, someone's literally seen me two seconds prior and could probably call it. There's two people stacked on here, two people stacked on there. Nobody was alone - ever! No matter how many doors were closed or how many lights we shut down or how many records we did, you were all like PVA glue on some Art Attack bullshit! I couldn't do any more - I got bored! I was like 'You know what, I'm just gonna do it.' I saw Briony come up to the door but the door wouldn't open in her face - that wasn't even me - honestly, I was so tired.
  • The cherry on top is watching Kim struggle not to break down in a fit of giggles and then eventually just giving in.
• Kim's run as the Rake in "In Silence" is genuinely terrifying, most notably when she sings a version of the lullaby from A Nightmare on Elm Street (replacing "Freddy" with "Kimmy"), going deadly silent when she hears Trott make a noise. The funny part, however, comes when she terrifies the crap out of Ross.
  Kim!Rake: [sing-song, as Trott and Ross try desperately to hide from her] One, two; Kimmy's coming for you... Three, four; better lock your door... Five, six; grab a crucifix... Seven, eight; better stay up late... Nine, ten; never sleep again! [she finds Trott and pounces on him, cackling madly while Ross runs to a hiding place with the most horrified look on his face]
  Trott: [screaming as he's being killed] No! I don't wanna die!
  Kim!Rake: Mmmm... Now, where's your little friend? [calling out, while Ross sits in hiding, looking absolutely petrified] Friend? [in a sing-song tone] Ross? Smith? Sips? Come out and play...