Follow TV Tropes

Following

Funny / Mario Party TV

Go To

    open/close all folders 

    LP Every Mario Party Board 

Season 1

Mario Party 1's Yoshi's Tropical Island

  • The Opening of the series starts with Mr. Doom reciting "The Declaration of Mario Party".
    Mr. Doom: We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are given salt-shakers, and that we were given these by the Masters of Catastrophes with certain alienable privileges, that among these are Stars, Coins, and the Pursuit of Saltiness. This is The Declaration of Mario Party.
  • Barely a minute passed in the 'Let's Play Every Board' series before Steeler tried to ruin your childhood.
    Mr. Doom: We need to reunite the two Yoshis.
    Steeler: They're trying to fuck!
  • Steeler fails the Hot Rope Jump mini-game instantly.

Mario Party 2's "Western Land"

  • In the Shy Guy Says mini game, Shy Guy proceeds to troll the hell out of everyone.

Mario Party 3's "Woody Woods"

Mario Party 4's "Koopa's Seaside Soiree"

  • In "Darts of Doom", Steeler hits the bullseye by one frame.

Mario Party 5's "Undersea Dream"

Mario Party 6's "Castaway Bay"

Mario Party 7's "Grand Canal"

  • Grand Canal is just a roller coaster of emotions for our four protagonists.
    • In a desperate bid to stop Mr. Doom from getting a star, Steeler uses his Triple Shroom Orb. He rolls a 3, not only putting him NOWHERE near the star, he lands on a red space that ends up putting him 2 coins short from being able to purchase a star. And then Bowser just takes everyone's coins anyway.
    • DK effectively becomes a source of stars to Mr. Doom, causing Steeler to freak the hell out whenever he appears to "help" him.
    • Everyone is so scared of letting Mr. Doom's luck carry him that Steeler and Holms sabotage him to stop him from getting money. When Mr. Doom tries to call them out on it, Steeler proceeds to launch into a rant.

Mario Party 8's "Goomba's Booty Boardwalk"

Mario Party 9's "Blooper Beach"

Season 2

Mario Party 1's "Peach's Birthday Cake"

Mario Party 2's "Pirate Land"

  • Clel lands on Chance Time and the players state that everyone has a star except Clel. The outcome is Clel and Holms switching stars, causing Holms to run upstairs. Right after he leaves, everyone else realizes that it was Clel, not Holms, who bought a star earlier, and he just gave it to Holms. Cue a discussion over how he just Rage Quit over being given the lead.

Mario Party 3's "Deep Blooper Sea"

Mario Party 4's "Toad's Midway Madness"

Mario Party 5's "Rainbow Dream"

Mario Party 6's "Towering Treetop"

Mario Party 7's "Pyramid Park"

  • Mr. Doom deliberately sandbagged (and admitted to it) to try to end the board with zero stars. He still gets the Orb Star.
    • Also, the only reason Clel won the Shopping Star was because Bowser's shop counts toward it.

Mario Party 8's "DK's Treetop Temple"

Mario Party 9's "Toad Road"

  • Steeler loses a board victory to Holms by one mini-star.

Season 3

Mario Party 1's DK's Jungle Adventure

Mario Party 2's "Mystery Land"

Mario Party 3's "Spiny Desert"

Mario Party 4's "Shy Guy's Jungle Jam"

Mario Party 5's "Sweet Dream"

  • Steeler, via a Chain Chomp steal, two lucky star spawns, a Wiggler Capsule, and landing a star on the birthday cake Happening Space (that steals one of the selected item from each player), manages to obtain 7 stars with all opponents left with 1 or less. You'd think that Steeler would have a guaranteed board victory, but he unfortunately doesn't win. How? Clel uses almost the exact same strategy: stealing two stars from Steeler with Chain Chomp spaces, stealing another three from him and the two other players with the birthday cake event, and using a Wiggler Capsule. Just to Kick Them While They Are Down, Mr. Doom steals another star from Steeler by initiating a duel and winning.

Mario Party 6's "Clockwork Castle"

Mario Party 7's "Pagoda Peak"

Mario Party 8's "Koopa's Tycoon Town"

Mario Party 9's "DK's Jungle Ruins"

Season 4

Mario Party 1's Mario's Rainbow Castle

  • Mr. Doom and Steeler are handed a lucky break in Handcar Havoc when their opponents fall off the track, so they decide to take the course more carefully. Until they reach a hill they don't have enough speed to pass, and end up going backward.

Mario Party 2's "Horror Land"

Mario Party 3's "Creepy Cavern"

  • Virtually everyone fails the Action Time sequence where you have to jump in a minecart in order to be carried to the other side of the board, to everyone's salt. Especially if they wanted to use the minecart to reach a star on the other side.
  • Mr. Doom gets a very lucky turn showcasing how broken the Reverse Mushroom is. He manages to roll a 9 on the Reverse Mushroom, allowing him to steal many coins from Steeler, and buy the star before Steeler (who was closer to the star and on the correct path there; Mr. Doom initially started the turn on the wrong way) could get to it first. Additionally, he finally lands on an item space that hands him two Plunder Chests (note that Steeler and Clel both possessed Magic Lamps, Clel also having a Boo Repellent and a Wacky Watch, and Holms having a Boo Bell, all of them being powerful items). Steeler proceeds to have a meltdown and panics wildly hoping to find a way to counter this stroke of luck.
  • Holms presses his luck by landing on a Game Guy Space right in front of Boo. Holms wins and doubles his coins from 61 to 122, handing him the Coin Star lead immediately. To sweeten the deal, Holms proceeds to use his newfangled coins to steal two stars from Mr. Doom on one turn, using a Boo Bell he luckily got previously and the Boo after the Game Guy Space.
  • Holms accidentally destroys the rare Koopa Kard he got, due to not knowing that the Koopa Kard can only be properly used when passing a bank space (using the Kard in any other situation incinerates it). However, in a fit of irony, Holms manages to land on a Bank Space anyway on the very last turn, nabbing 45 coins and enough to overtake Mr. Doom in coins to get a board victory.

Mario Party 4's "Boo's Haunted Bash"

Mario Party 5's "Pirate Dream"

Mario Party 8's "Boo's Haunted Hideaway"

Mario Party 6's "Faire Square"

Mario Party 7's "Windmillville"

Mario Party 9's "Boo's Horror Castle"

  • The constant Running Gag of Steeler getting caught by the Boos and losing half of his Mini Stars each time. This happens a total of 5 times and him getting caught by one right before the last turn pretty much costs him the board (at the end of the game, Mr. Doom beat Steeler by a mere 7 Mini Stars).

Season 5

Mario Party 1's "Luigi's Engine Room"

Mario Party 2's "Space Land"

Mario Party 3's "Waluigi's Island"

  • This session is an absolute riot, especially when the Island of Deathnote  comes into play, which Clel milks for all it's worth to seize a board victory. Hilarity Ensues doesn't even begin to describe it.
    • The Island of Death changes to Battle Minigame spaces on one turn, leading to two battle minigames in a row. The first is worth an astounding 50 coins per player, with a second 20-coin battle minigame right after. Clel wins both of them, earning 101 coins from the two minigames, securing him the Coin Star out of nowhere. Steeler freaks out when he realizes that the two minigames cost him 70 of his coins.
    • On a later turn, the Island of Death turns into Chance Time. Clel manages to steal all three of Holms's stars (leaving Clel with five stars), while Holms hands Steeler all six of Mr. Doom's stars, catapulting Clel and Steeler into the board victory race.
  • Holms gets a Dark Horse Victory in Mario's Puzzle Party, a minigame Mr. Doom usually wins, due to accidentally getting a 16-point combo, handing him 28 points instantly. This, along with winning a race minigame, scored Holms yet another minor Dark Horse Victory (not board victory, however, since Clel stole all his stars previously) by giving him barely enough to overtake Steeler and Mr. Doom in the Minigame Star.

Mario Party 1's "Wario's Battle Canyon"

  • A combination of Chance Time (which swapped his and Clel's coins) and two Bash 'n Cash games saw Steeler go from 140 coins to 16. In one turn. And to add insult to injury, Mr. Doom stole his star.

Mario Party 4's "Goomba's Greedy Gala"

  • At a very critical Star Steal moment on the final turn where Clel's decision decides the game, Steeler ends up resorting to blackmail to try to get him to steal Mr. Doom's star.
    Steeler: I am holding your shot glass.
    • Mr. Doom then ups the ante by threatening to delete the entire video if he's chosen.
    • It ends up taking ten minutes for Clel to decide. He picks Mr. Doom, who promply jokes that he lost the video.
    • At the end after Holms is revealed as the winner, Steeler reveals that the reason he initially was pushing for Clel to pick the random option so the game picks for him is because he was confident it'd pick Holms, meaning Steeler would win the board instead.

Mario Party 5's "Future Dream"

Mario Party 6's "E.Gadd's Garage"

Mario Party 7's "Neon Heights"

  • Steeler gets a Koopa Kid orb three times.
    • And then the last four turns roulette added ten more.
  • The game nearly finishes in a perfect tie. After Mr. Doom (3rd to roll) lands on a Koopa Kid space and gets Bowser Revolution in the final turn, Holms (last to roll) manages to go through a series of events and still end up with the same amount of coins as he startednote . Steeler then proceeds to tell everyone to abandon the last minigame for a perfect tie. The dream was still alive after Mr. Doom and Holms claim the first two bonus stars. But was crushed as Mr. Doom failed to get the last bonus star. Eventually, Steeler and Clel still tied, while Clel wins the deciding roll and takes the victory.

Mario Party 5's "Toy Dream"

Mario Party 8's "Shy Guy's Perplex Express"

  • It took them something like five times for them to get a recording that doesn't get erased or corrupted.
  • Steeler spends the first half at zero stars and finishes the board fourth with only three, compared to Holms and Clel's six and Mr. Doom's five. Then he clean sweeps the bonus stars, meaning he wins by coin tiebreaker. Cue Unsportsmanlike Gloating from him and salt from Holms and Clel.
  • Clel wins by doing absolutely nothing. (In the Cut From The Team minigame, Clel was set to go last… and the other three all pick bad ropes.)

Mario Party 9's "Bob-Omb Factory"

  • Holms absolutely loses his mind when, during a game of Bumper Bubbles, all of their efforts to keep Mr. Doom from winning were helping him get more balloons. The kicker? Holms was the one that picked the game. And to be fair, Steeler did warn him that he was going to get salty over it.
    "Why did I pick that fucking game?!"

Mario Party 9's "Magma Mine"

  • The funniest part of Magma Mine came before the game even began. Clel regaled the tale of how he was trying to find a picture of Wii Fit Trainer.
    "Nothing but porn! Nothing but porn!"

Season 6

Mario Party 1's "Bowser's Magma Mountain"

  • Holms wins the board despite not buying a single star, due to sweeping the Bonus Stars. How he swept them by massive margins is a sight to behold, especially Steeler's meltdown as he figures out how it happened.
    • Holms wins the Minigame Star by a margin of at least 139 coins. And no, much of that did not come from any Comeback Mechanic.
      • At least 60 coins of that margin came from somehow Holms getting placed on the single-player team in 1 vs. 3 minigames repeatedly and winning each time, earning him 45 coins and costing each of his opponents 15 coins.
      • Another 28 of that margin was stolen from Steeler in a Crane Game.
      • 20 of the margin came from Holms and Steeler somehow managing to steal a win from Clel and Mr. Doom in Bobsled Run by Clel hitting a wall at the last second. What made this a funny moment on its own was that on the turn right after that, Mr. Doom encountered Boo in a Hidden Block and due to losing Bobsled Run, got deprived of enough coins to steal Clel's star.
    • Holms seizes the Minigame and Coin Stars merely by winning minigames consistently. The funny part is that this happened in a series famed for massive events like Battle Minigames, Chance Time, or Bowser events that easily shift the lead for those bonus stars.
  • Holms ended up with a turn where he's forced to visit Bowser on the board, then finds a hidden block… which summons Bowser. Between the two visits, he loses all the coins he had at the time.
  • Steeler suffers through a turn where he loses almost 60 coins; 11 of them from Mr. Doom randomly finding a Hidden Block containing Boo, 20 of them from Steeler himself finding a Hidden Block containing Bowser, and 28 more when Holms decides to target him in a Crane Game. Steeler does not take it well.
  • Clel lands on a Chance Time, and manages to have it set up so that the left player must give all their stars to Steeler. Steeler is hyped over getting a star until Clel hits Holms as the donor, who had no stars, making the whole Chance Time pointless. Steeler proceeds to scream at the top of his lungs when an opportunity to get an extra star is thus yanked away from him.
  • Holms himself proceeds to trigger another Chance Time, managing to steal 20 more coins from Steeler. Note that Holms had previously lost 20 coins to Chance Times, with 10 by Bowser and 10 from Steeler.
  • In the final minigame, Mario Bandstand, everyone except Steeler wins somehow. Steeler then emits a Big "WHAT?!" of utter salt.

Mario Party 2's "Bowser Land"

  • In a Sky Pilots race, Pink Team (Steeler and Holms) comfortably remains ahead of Green Team (Mr. Doom and Clel) for almost the whole race. Unfortunately for Pink Team, at the very end of the race, Green Team serendipitously discovers that the beeline they took to get into the finish line ring barely allowed them to edge out Pink Team to get a last-second victory. Meanwhile, Pink Team announces that Pink was about to break a victorious record. Cue a Big "WHAT?!" from the Pink Team.
  • The Star was in a spot that was hard to reach because the only way there required a Skeleton Key. Mr. Doom gets there using a Lamp, then the Star moves to a spot that enabled Mr. Doom to get two Stars in one turn… at which point the Star moves back to the hard-to-reach spot.
    Steeler: What the fuck is this? It went right back!
  • Holms points out to Clel that he would land on Chance Time if he took the Skeleton Key path… which works out in spades for Holms, since Clel used it to swap both Stars and Coins between himself and Steeler, putting Steeler down to one Star, which meant with even with winning two Bonus Stars he didn't have enough to beat Holms's lead and Holms wins the board. Steeler was furious because he would have won the board if Clel hadn't swapped.

Mario Party 3's "Chilly Waters"

Mario Party 4's "Bowser's Gnarly Party"

Mario Party 5's "Bowser Nightmare"

Mario Party 6's "Snowflake Lake"

  • On the first turn, both Steeler and Mr. Doom land on the DK space. And both times, they end up playing Tally Me Banana.
    Steeler: Clel has 47 coins and hasn't rolled yet!
  • Clel got a 26 on a three dice block Chain Chomp to get himself far enough away that no one could catch him with their Chain Chomp. Holms still catches him by rolling a 29.

Mario Party 7's "Bowser's Enchanted Inferno"

Mario Party 8's "Bowser's Warped Orbit"

  • Steeler tries to use a Bowser Candy to hit all three players and take two of each of their stars. He misses two of the players by just two spaces. Next, he tries to use a Bullet Bill Candy to have a better guarantee of hitting all three players at once since it allows him to roll three dice instead of two (at the trade-off of only taking one star from each victim). He misses two of the players again, and this time by one space!
  • Clel reveals at the end that his nieces have discovered Mario Party TV and have demanded a shout out. This was Holms's response after finding out they were nine and seven:
    "Why are they watching us cuss our asses off?"

Mario Party 9's "Bowser Station"

  • Everyone gets bonus ministars for winning the Minigame Star. The funniest part is they can't figure out how.
  • Steeler talks about the potential of Holms/Clel and Holms/Steeler shipping.

Mario Party 1's "Eternal Star"

  • Clel gets the Warp Block which has Yoshi swap places with Peach. Later that same turn, Holms gets the Warp Block as well… and Peach swaps with Yoshi, making the previous Warp Block moot.
    Clel: The game's being a jackass!
  • Steeler criticizing the idea of Bumper Balls being a good minigame and criticizing Watch Mojo for naming it the best Mario Party minigame. Mr. Doom also reveals that they stole footage of his and never credited him.

    Mario Party SuperSalt 
  • In Steeler's announcement that they would revive the LPEMP series, he added that this would include games that didn't make it in last time, including Mario Party 10, quote, "for some reason".

Peach's Birthday Cake

  • Holms spending most of the game either getting Poison Mushrooms or stuck on Bowser's island.

Mystery Land

  • Steeler is SO happy Filet Relay came up.
    "WE'RE WADDLING! I'M A PENGUIN! A MONKEY PENGUIN!"

Spiny Desert

Koopa's Seaside Soiree

  • Holms getting a Star from a Hidden Block twice, both times from rolling a 1.
  • Holms winning the 100-coin prize from the lottery mini-game picking the same scratch card ticket (2nd row, 3rd column from the left) that he won the 100 coin prize on during the Shy Guy's Jungle Jam 9-Star Shitshow. On the very next turn, Mr. Doom wins the 100-coin prize as well (playing the ball game).
  • Clel steals coins from Holms via Boo and then gets a Hidden Block with a Star… however, he ends up right in front of Steeler, who proceeds to stomp him twice with one Mega Mushroom. Oh, and Clel also has a Mega Mushroom and proceeds to steal some of his coins right back from Steeler.
  • Mr. Doom, Steeler, and Clel fail miserably at "GOOOOOOOAL!"; Clel in particular doesn't even get a soccer ball to go towards the goal itself, shooting all of his balls off to the side.
  • Steeler practically exploding in salt towards the end after an entire game's worth of the RNG dumping good things on the other three.

Rainbow Dream

  • Mr. Doom got two Bones and a Chain Chomp. On the first turn.
  • Everyone was floored that after eight years of playing this game, there is still a minigame they hadn't unlocked.
  • Steeler concludes that the only way for him to win a critical duel minigamenote  against Mr. Doom is to pull down his pantsnote . It works.
    • Even better, Steeler continues to use this method for minigames that involve mashing L and R throughout the rest of SuperSalt.

Faire Square

  • Clel wins Sink or Swim by dropping a steady stream of mines to box Holmes into a corner (after Mr. Doom and Steeler swam right into mines earlier).
  • Mr. Doom gets four Sluggish Shroom Orbs over the course of the game, to the increasing incredulity of the others.
    • On a related note, Mr. Doom ending the game with 26 Stars; nobody else got more than 15. Needless to say, there was much salt by the time all was said and done.
      • Which made their admission at the beginning of the video: that it was because of Faire Square's star mechanics that they decided to switch to a points system to determine the series winner, Hilarious in Hindsight. Way to prove your point, guys.

Pagoda Peak

  • On Turn 23, Mr. Doom declines to buy a Star for 40 coins (even though he has over 80), leaving Steeler (who is right behind him and has 18 coins) unable to obtain one.
  • On Tile and Error, Clel helps the opposing team by flipping the tiles to their color, mistaking his color to be theirs.
  • Holms loses all 65 of his coins to Bowser due to Slot-O-Whirl, which gets him salty both before and after the minigame.
    Steeler: ”The single-player ones aren’t as hard as multiplayer.”
    (Slot-O-Whirl is chosen and Holms slams his controller to the floor)
    Twitch chat: ”There goes the controller”

Goomba's Booty Boardwalk

  • 3 people (Holms, Steeler, and Mr. Doom) land on the Lucky Space in immediate succession, and Steeler has Bloway Candy.

Magma Mine

Haunted Trail

Megafruit Paradise

  • Holms compares "Sign, Steal, Deliver" to the Paul Bunyan story of him outperforming a chainsaw.
  • Steeler's Happy Dance when the Star moves right in front of him on Turn 17.

Kamek's Library (Lost Episode)

Kamek's Library

Kamek's Carpet Ride (Lost Episode)

  • As a perfect embodiment of their opinion of playing Island Tour for the first time, Steeler takes second place in their test run despite placing last in every minigame.
  • On "Spin and Bear It", Holms fails to spin a luck-based spinner fast enough for the minigame to proceed, forcing the game to spin it for him after 30 long, excruciating seconds of waiting. Steeler short-circuiting after this incident is a sight to behold.
  • To start the final turn, they end up getting Spin the Bubble, a gyroscope minigame where you have to rotate a ball into the correct orientation first to get points. Steeler doesn't know this, and makes a beeline to his stylus and tells the others to do the same until he is Instantly Proven Wrong. The minigame itself is little better, as Steeler constantly struggles with the gyro rotating the ball in the wrong direction and fumes at the game over it. Needless to say, Holms managed to wrest the turn priority and thus a board victory at the end of this chaos.

Kamek's Carpet Ride

  • Clel lands on a Kamek space that makes everyone advance 3 spaces, putting Steeler in a perfect position to win before Holms can take his next turn. The game ends on round 4.

BB Map 1 (Star Rush)

  • Holms getting increasingly salty as Star Balloons spawn in a perfect position for somebody else to grab them first.

Minigame Match (The Top 100)

Mario's Rainbow Castle

  • The group plays Grab Bag… and immediately head for the corners of the room and spend roughly 10 seconds in a Mexican Standoff before Holmes goes on the offensive and gets the game started properly.
    Steeler: This is why every group needs a Holmes.

Horror Land

Waluigi's Island

  • Holms spends literally as much time as possible on the "Island of Death". When the Twitch chat calls him out on this (particularly in the wake of his blundering the Horror Land game), he goes off on a rant about "playing for fun". Yeah, you do you, buddy… (He still takes second place due to Chance Time.)
  • Clel accidentally discards a Koopa Card, and the Twitch chat goes nuts.
  • The Twitch chat gets a bit carried away with Star Fox 64 quotes after the group plays Aces High.
  • Mr. Doom manages to end the game with nothing and refuses to play the final minigame.

Goomba's Greedy Gala

  • Mr. Doom refusing to play button-mashing minigames.
  • Holms repeatedly landing on Bowser Spaces and losing coins, which leads to a lot of salt.
  • Steeler lands on a Battle Minigame space that takes away 50 of his 105 coins, and since all three other players were penniless at the time, even winning the minigame would lead to Steeler having a net loss of five coins. Nailing in the coffin was Steeler accidentally selecting a minigame that divides the jackpot evenly among everyone who survives it, causing Steeler to lose even more coins.
  • A later battle minigame stops Holms from stealing a star by taking away 50 of his coins. And if Steeler hadn't barely edged out Holms by a few butterflies, Holms would have been refunded the coins he lost by the second-place reward of 53 coins. Holms's reaction afterwards is a sight to behold.

Pirate Dream

  • Steeler holding on to a Miracle Capsule for most of the game, causing some of the Twitch chat members to question his logic.
  • Mr. Doom gets four Chain Chomp Capsules over the course of the game, and steals from Steeler each time. When the fourth Chomp shows up, Steeler blows up in rage.
  • Steeler and Holms both trying to throw Mario Can-Can… while on opposite teams. Mr. Doom and Clel are not amused.
  • Clel uses a Bob-Omb Capsule on himself.
  • Steeler gets two Wiggler Capsules in the late game, and finally ditches his Miracle Capsule while approaching a Capsule machine… and draws a Chance Capsule. He uses it on his next turn and gives himself all of Mr. Doom's stars, resulting in screams of triumph.
    Steeler: *goes Laughing Mad*
    Holms: What the fuck was that?
    Steeler: GREAT JUSTICE WAS SERVED TODAY! GREAT JUSTICE! GREAT JUSTICE!!! GREAT JUSTICE!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!! WHOO!!

Castaway Bay

  • Holms lands on a Miracle Spacenote  and ends up trading coins with Clel… while he has 78 coins and Clel has 13. Salt ensues.
  • On Turn 17, Holms lands on the ? Space in front of the ships, switching DK into the front. Mr. Doom promptly swoops in and grabs a Star, leaving Holms apparently at Bowser's mercy… until Clel rolls a 10 and ends up visiting Bowser (for the third time that game), leaving DK open to Holms again. (Unfortunately, Holms only has 10 coins, and he loses the minigamenote  due to being partnered with Clel, whose controller malfunctions.) Then on the next turn, Steeler uses a Sluggish Shroom to ensure that he'll get to DK, leaving Holms facing Bowser again.
  • The group plays Photo Finish, and everyone gets 2 points without a single UFO showing up.
  • Steeler appears to have a comfortable lead with 3 Stars… only to lose them all over 2 turns due to being dueled by Holms, forced to visit Bowser by Clel's Warp Pipe, and then Holms steals his last star with Pink Boo.

Neon Heights

  • The group plays Funstacle Course five times. The first three times, Holms and Clel get screwed in the chaos; the latter two times, the whole group works together to make sure that everyone makes it.
  • Steeler runs into Mr. Doom's Warp Pipe roadblock after taking a junction into the baseball diamond and opening a chest for 20 coins… so when he ends up back where he started, he takes the other route into the bleachers and opens another chest, obtaining a Star.
  • Steeler fails hard at Spin Doctor and loses all of his coins to Clel.
  • Late in the game, much of the board is covered in Character Spaces — especially the opening stretch, which everyone starts referring to as "cancer".
    • Eventually, Holms clears out the "cancer" with an Egg Orb.
  • Steeler erases one of Mr. Doom's character spaces near the start with a Warp Pipe roadblock. Some time later, Clel (who is broke due to failing Funstacle Course) is right in front of a chest. He uses a Super Shroom Orb, rolls a 25, passes the chest, proceeds to the baseball game, wins 10 coins, hits the Warp Pipe roadblock, returns to where he started, and opens the chest — which contains a Star.
  • In a game of Tile and Error, Red Team (Steeler and Mr. Doom) is in the lead, with all but one tile being red… until Blue Team (Clel and Holms) manages to knock both members of Red Team off the edge of the tiles one right after the other, leaving the tiles uncontested and completely flipping the tables into a Blue victory.
  • Steeler unexpectedly steals 101 coins from Mr. Doom due to the latter falling into his Piranha Plant trap, which takes away half of Doom's coins.
    • Unfortunately for Steeler, immediately after this, he lands on a Koopa Kid Space and swaps coins with Clel — who has 21.
  • Holms ends up playing Tunnel of Lava and gets the key in the very first Mechakoopa.
  • Holms ranting about why Waluigi is a worthless character after the end of the game, which drags the video out for another 7 or so minutes.

King Boo's Haunted Hideaway

  • After a couple of stars, the mansion rearranges to a setup with a single path leading to a pitfall unless someone pays off a Whomp. Holms tries a strategy involving using Vampire Candy to hoard all the coins and ensure that no one else can afford to escape, causing everyone to make multiple loops for nearly ten turns. When the stream chat calls him out on stonewalling the game despite not having a star lead, he explains his strategy to clinch the Running, Shopping, and Candy bonus stars while no one else can join in or go for the regular ones. The end result of his gambit? He's beaten to the Running Star, neither bonus star he earned is called, and he takes last place. Complete with a Red Star given to everyone except him.
  • Afterward, they play a game of Cut From The Team in which everyone picks all seven safe ropes in a row. Steeler is forced into fourth (by Mr. Doom, of course) and gets salty.

Bob-omb Factory

  • Everyone except Holms winning a game of Goomba Spotting from a Bowser Space, putting him in dead last.
  • Immediately after that, Holms says something very questionable upon rolling enough to land on the Boss Battle space, putting him back in the game.
    Holms: I sucked your dick, you owe me! I don't come cheap, motherfucker!
  • The sheer number of times people bonk into each other during Bombard King Bob-omb.

Mushroom Park

Whomp's Domino Fortress

  • All 3 boulder traps get set off early in the game, to relatively little effect.
  • Mr. Doom throwing Off the Chain by attacking the walls.
  • Clel securing his victory by getting the Buddy Bonus Star… with Waluigi (who he picked up on the second-to-last turn). Holms takes this about as poorly as you'd expect.

Toadette's Music Room (Lost Episode)

  • Steeler and Mr. Doom enter a pact to always give each other coins with Friend Spaces. In response, Holms and Clel do the same thing. This ends up carrying over into the main episode as well.
  • The early game has everyone buying Snag Bags and stealing them from each other.
  • Holms' reaction to Clel landing on his Coin Swap Hex while having significantly fewer coins than him.
  • Clel completely misunderstands how to play Pedal Pushers and ends up not even moving an inch.note 
  • Steeler wins Soccer Survival by bouncing off of everyone else.
  • Holms slipping off the side of the conveyor belt in Fast Food Frenzy.
  • How the episode is lost — Steeler (unintentionally) throws his DS to the ground in frustration over Clel having 6 stars and being about to buy another with a Star Pipe, and since the Mario Party DS cartridge is in his 3DS, it pops out from the impact, aborting the game.

Toadette's Music Room

  • Clel loses Flash n' Dash in less than 5 seconds.
  • Clel uses a Warp Block when he could potentially have gotten to the Star, and ends up on the other corner of the board… where he lands on Steeler's Star Block Hex, getting a Star for free. Steeler's incredulous reaction is magnificent.
  • Mr. Doom winning Shuffleboard Showdown in all of 3 seconds.
    Steeler: Total party KO!
  • Mr. Doom realizes that he's going to land on one of Clel's Hexes after buying a Star. Thinking that Clel's Hex is a Coin Swap, he intentionally wastes his coins at a shop so that he'll have 0 coins after buying the Star, taking all of Clel's coins and leaving Clel with nothing… but the Hex was a Space Swap, so Mr. Doom just ends up with 0 coins.
  • Holms, Clel, and Mr. Doom have Steeler cornered in Plush Crush, and seemingly dead to rights… but then Clel and Holms pick up toys at the exact same time, opening up a path for Steeler to escape and ultimately win the minigame.
  • The group plays "Short Scorers", and only one goal is scored throughout the entire match — by Clel, on his own team.
  • Clel accidentally wastes two Star Pipes by using them when he doesn't have enough coins to buy the Star.

Banzai Bill's Mad Mountain

Luigi's Engine Room

Space Land

Deep Bloober Sea

Shy Guy's Jungle Jam

  • Clel spills a drink during the game, forcing everyone to pause the game for many long minutes to clean it up. What sealed the deal was that almost the entire cleanup effort was caught on camera.
  • Clel's initially hesitant lamp use in order to deny Steeler a star backfired on him when the next star spawned in a corner that Steeler ended up beelining to before Clel could catch up.

Undersea Dream

E. Gadd's Garage

Grand Canal

  • Mr. ‘Freaking Sneaking Cheating’ Doom's luck strikes again in Deck Hands, where he gets one of the highest possible sums.
  • Clel loses a Star from Slot-O-Whirl, much like Holms on Pagoda Peak (who lost all his coins from it).

Shy Guy's Perplex Express

Boo's Horror Castle

  • Five. Bowser. Spaces. In a row. Clel, who was at 0 ministars when the chain began, reaps the rewards.

Airship Central

Wiggler's Garden

Shy Guy's Shuffle City

Perilous Palace Path (Lost Episode)

Map 2 (Star Rush) (Lost Episode)

Wario's Battle Canyon

Pirate Land

  • Turn 26 contained a Battle Minigame, and naturally Day at the Races is to be played. Due to Clel's Thwomp obscuring Holms's Whomp's foot as they both reach the finish line, everyone is confused on who won. It was Holms. When they found that out, Holms proceeded to get up out of his chair and dance in elation.
  • On turn 26, it's time to play Torpedo Targets, and it devolves into pure, unadulterated Epic Fail. First of all, Clel attempts to shoot the other team instead of shooting bullseye targets. Then, when they decided to search for the targets, despite searching every height of the arena, failed to hit a single one. That's right, nobody hit a single target despite being given sixty seconds to do so. They only even saw the first target right when the clock ran out.
  • Holms loses the coin star due to repeated Bowser Revolutions constantly destroying large coin leads. In the same vein, Steeler loses the minigame star by two coins due to losing just one minigame too many.

Creepy Cavern

Boo's Haunted Bash

Sweet Dream

Clockwork Castle

Pyramid Park

Koopa's Tycoon Town

Toad Road

Blooper Beach

Perilous Palace Path

Rocket Road

BB Map 2 (Star Rush)

Yoshi's Tropical Island

Western Land

Towering Treetop

  • Steeler's poor performance in Mario Party 6 has returned in spades despite winning Clockwork Castle recently.
    • Steeler wins a 30-coin battle minigame, receiving 90 for his troubles. Everyone thinks he clinched the Minigame Star at the time. Ironically, it turned out to be completely worthless in Minigame Star standings and Steeler loses that Bonus Star by over 40 coins regardless. Even more ironically, no permutation of the winners of that Battle Minigame allowed Steeler to ever overtake Mr. Doom's minigame coin lead.
    • Turns 27-29 were a rollercoaster. Clel has placed a Thwomp trap (which forces any opposing players trying to pass its space to land on it) right before a star, and Steeler trips on it. Holms then fails to grab the star by one space, giving Steeler an extra chance. Steeler claims that he could roll a 1 and open the Star for others to take, which is exactly what happens, and Clel swoops in to grab the Star. But it's not over yet: a series of three Chance Times in a row on turn 29 ended up with Steeler getting that very star passed into his hands. Which builds up to Turn 30…
    • On Turn 30, the Star is one space in front of a Chance Time space. Clel (who loves triggering Chance Times) and Holms have Flutter Orbs and could reach the star. Clel decides to excuse himself from the star to collect an item, believing that the low chances of reaching Chance Time without a Sluggish Shroom was not worth it. Then Holms decides to Flutter to the Star, and triggers that Chance Time himself, costing Steeler three stars that ended up in Mr. Doom's hands.
    • On the very last turn, Clel's Chance Time forces Steeler to hand Holms two more stars, shunting Steeler from second place to last place.
  • There were 9 Chance Times, and several of them were between Holms and Clel alone. Holms and Clel get a bit bitter over this.
  • On turn 22, Clel attempts to use a Warp Pipe against Steeler in order to rob a star that was ahead of the latter. Unfortunately for him, the target spinner lands on Mr. Doom by a hair, and then Clel lands on a Bowser Space when he rolls the dice. But then it turns out that the Bowser minigame picked was the virtually-impossible-to-lose Dizzy Rotisserie.
  • Steeler wins Trap Ease Artist extremely quickly due to a huge crowd of Goombas just happening to spawn or wander into his cage's range at the very beginning.
  • Holms loses the board by one coin to Mr. Doom.

Windmillville

  • Steeler remarks that that the 1 vs. 3 minigame "La Bomba" is near-unwinnable for the single player, due to the Bob-ombs giving ample time for the three players to dodge them by standing still before exploding. Soon after, when they actually play the minigame, the three players lose.

DK's Treetop Temple

  • Steeler wrongly labels Treetop Temple as Mario Party 6's Towering Treetop in the stream header.
  • Holms rolls on a DK Space on the very first turn, sending him to the Star. Unfortunately, Holms by default does not have enough coins, and can't buy the Star.
  • After the board, Steeler realizes that they have to play more DK-themed boards soon, claiming this season to be the DK season.

DK's Stone Statue

  • Mr. Doom realizes he's about to land on a Bowser space after the Star, and reacts appropriately. Holms, who's out of the room at the time, just doesn't want "communismnote  again." Sure enough....
    Mr. Doom: "Equality!"
    Holms, who's still outside the room: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!
  • Holms finds it funny that they have to repeatedly play Mario Parties 1 and 5 (due to them having an extra board each before the Bowser Season begins) in a span of a few streams.
    Holms: ”We gotta play 1 and then play 5 and then play 1 again and then eventually get back to 5? This is gonna be a GOOD couple of months!”

Star-Crossed Skyway

  • On the 3rd section of the board, where the Star Stage is full of Mini Ztars, Steeler is 2 away from the Star Stage space. He needs to roll a 1 to prevent himself from losing 7 Ministars. He manages to pull it off with a very precise dice movement.
  • Steeler wins the board with 69 Ministars.
  • After this board, when the crew tries to play Balloon Bash Map 3, the game crashes after 5 turns. The crew decides to call it a day.

BB Map 3 (Star Rush) (Lost Episode 2)

  • The game crashes again, this time at the homestretch. Everyone falls into despair when they realize they have to do it again.
    Holms: ”No, please! We’re at the last 5 turns… (the game crashes) GOD DAMMIT!!”

DK's Jungle Adventure

  • The stream is appropriately titled DK's Dungle Dongventure.

BB Map 3 (Lost Episode 3 + Official)

  • In the Mega Goomba boss battle, Mr. Doom blocks Steeler, who was his teammate.
  • In Blockbusters, Holms proceeds to say his catchphrase ‘YEEAAAHHH’… until he realizes he did not get first place. Everyone else bursts out in elation.
  • The game crashes a third time, yet Steeler manages to convince the others to try it again. It pays off, as the game finally decides to let them finish after 2 months.

Bowser’s Magma Mountain

  • After the game, Holms goes into an extremely salty rant about the progression of the board which resulted in him getting last place. Steeler creates a poll in the chat asking who got ducked the most, and Clel wins it.

Bowser Land

Chilly Waters

  • An extremely rare moment of Mr. Doom getting extremely salty and raging occurs, on the exact same board where he exclaimed "I WIN! I FREAKING WIN!" years ago.

Bowser's Gnarly Party

  • During the results, Mr. Doom, salty from his loss, storms out of the room and is never seen again. The rest of the crew does the signing out in his absence.

King Bob-omb's Powderkeg Mine

  • Clel and others mulling over botching a dice roll on turn 18, causing him to miss out on a star, only for it to not matter due to bonus star bad luck.
  • Steeler is furious to learn that despite himself qualifying for a majority of the potential Bonus Stars, he lost second place to Mr. Doom due to horrible bonus star luck, with Steeler getting zero bonus stars.Elaboration 

    Other Games 

  • That infamous Chance Time at the end of E. Gadd's Garage. You know the one. To summarize, Clel accidentally cost himself a board victory by giving Mr. Doom, his main opposition, an over 200 coin lead. Yet it's Steeler (whose coins Clel handed to Mr. Doom) who gets upset at this, deliberately throwing the final minigame in vain. Steeler is also under the impression that he would be robbed of the Coin Star, which ironically did not exist in Mario Party 6.
  • The finale of the Clockwork Castle run, where DK firmly establishes himself as Toadette's best buddy.
  • Let's Play Mario Party 5 ~ Toy Dream (Lost Episode) was a laugh riot.
  • In a Waluigi's Island playthrough, they call Polio Island:
    • On Turn 23, a good triple dice roll becomes a disaster when Steeler fails to exit the exploding island twice, landing on a question mark space that triggers the island to explode, costing Steeler all his coins.
    • Mr. Doom uses a Reverse Mushroom on the very last turn to stop Steeler from reaching a possible star space. It backfires on Mr. Doom horrifically. Steeler uses his reversed movement to land on a Happening Space, breaking a 3-way tie between him, Mr. Doom, and Clel for the Happening Star, and thus causing Mr. Doom to lose a star at the last second and for Steeler to get one anyway. This allows Holms to claim a victory due to a coin lead and 5 stars. If Mr. Doom got a Happening Star, he would become the victor instead due to having 6 stars.
  • The team's first attempt at an 8-Player game, on 7's Neon Heights. An incredible run of luck leads to Team Dolphin averaging one Star per turn before everyone else Rage Quits.
  • At Snowflake Lake, the Reverend Inferno proves why you should always trust your instincts.
  • Revisiting Mario Party 4's Shy Guy's Jungle Jam for their one year anniversary… on a scratched game disc.
  • At Pirate Dream, Holms' first capsule is a Bowser Capsule. And the second. He skips the third.
  • Their run through Mario Party 9's Bob-Omb Factory. It's one thing for Holms to be repeatedly screwed over and get salty about it. It's another thing when the other players are able to guess how he'll be screwed over next, right down to individual die rolls.
    • As a bonus, the game then starts a round of "10 To Win" and hands him every single card. He doesn't accept the apology.
  • During the group's play-through of Mario Party 2's Space Land, Holms' gambit in a duel minigame late in the game against Steeler failed. Holms, who was having a rough game as it was, took himself out of the game by setting his controller to the Easy-level CPU. In the ensuing 3-vs-1 minigame, the Easy-level CPU Peach proceeded to take out Mr. Doom!
    • Similarly, after Holms ragequits after losing his coins to Steeler in their second Chilly Waters match, his uncontrolled character manages to get three times as many coins as Steeler in the next minigame.
  • Their second playthrough of Woody Woods lasts nine turns thanks to Mr. Doom getting the Wacky Watch, which, when used, automatically turns the game to five turns left.note 
    • In that same game, Holms and Steeler duel each other for coins and end up playing Tick Tock Hop, where they have to jump over the minute hand as it and the hour hand rotate around the clock. They manage to last for seventy-two jumps before Steeler finally lost. If that doesn't sound impressive to you, the game lasted for roughly two and a half minutes.
  • Mr. Doom's computer crashed during recording of the Mystery Land playthrough. The funny part is that they didn't even notice for about a minute, so for a minute you're staring at the (fake) Blue Screen of Death while the game goes on in the background.
  • Bowser's Gnarly Party is absoultely hilarious, with gems such as Steeler getting small numbers for most of the game and Holms getting screwed over in general.
    Steeler: Come on, can I make some progress please!?
    Holms: (after seeing Ky roll a 10) DAMN!
    The Reverend Inferno: Kyle, making progress.
    Steeler: I haven't rolled higher than a three since we were before the first bridge!
    • There also Steeler's reaction to what the Happening Spaces on the board do:
    Steeler: (just as he gets a 2) Oh my god!
    The Reverend Inferno: (as Steeler lands on the Happening Space) Oh my god!
  • This early minigame, where Steeler is so frustrated at how his game was going that he decided to just say random swear words instead of fruit… and won. No one could even be mad at the outcome.
    Steeler: Balls.
    [All the spaces except the apple ones fall.]
    Holms: What?!
    • At one point, Steeler couldn't even think of a word, and just said 'uhhhhh' into the mike. It takes out Mr. Doom. For the record, 'bitch' takes out Clel and 'fuck' takes out Holms at the last minute.
  • During a series of matches of Smash Tour in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, when it comes time for a Home Run Contest, the Reverend Inferno equips the "start with a hammer" powerup. And picks it up by accident. And the head falls off.
  • During their Super Mario Party livestream:
    • Steeler discovers Penguin Pushers and is absolutely delighted.
    • In their second board, Steeler winds up with 8 stars, leading the next runner-up by 3. During their attempts to stop him:
      • Holms tries to collect enough coins to steal a star from him without passing the Lakitu space. Due to his need to underroll despite having four partners, he uses Koopa Troopa's dice block, which has a 5/6 chance of rolling 3 or less and a 1/6 chance of rolling a 10. Guess what he rolls.
      • Clel tries to roll to the next star, but forgets (for the second time that game) that the Custom Dice Block negates ally assistance. And after being called out on it, he deliberately lands on an event space that blows up King Bob-omb and costs himself and Holms half their coins.
      • Steeler lands in a perfect spot to steal another star using Lakitu if he can get 10 more coins before his next roll. The next minigame to come up is a coin minigame… but it's "Air To A Fortune", and it turns out the mechanics allow the other three players to prevent him from getting any coins at all. Despite his clinched victory, Steeler gets incredibly salty about it.
    • For the third board, Mr. Doom goes with Wario rather than his usual Boo pick, and Steeler manages to get the ghost as his ally a bit into the game. During the last turn, the CPU-controlled Boo carries Steeler to win the final minigame and one of the bonus stars ends up being the player who got Boo as their partner. Cue comments about how Boo is still rigging the game.
  • The Shy Guy's Jungle Jam 9-Star Shitshow, where on the very last turn, Steeler is outraged when Clel uses a Mini-Mega Hammer on him to turn him Mega, preventing him from A) using his Boo's Crystal Ball to steal a star, and B) get the nearby star. Then it turns out he didn't even need those stars, since he swept the bonus stars, meaning he won by coin tiebreaker. Cue his outrage turning to elation. And it was all on camera too.
    Shaqazooloo0: The webcam is definitely an excellent addition XD
  • Shy Guy's Perplex Express 3 Star Shitshow: Holms (as Birdo) uses a Thrice Candy. He rolls 6-6-6. What's more, thanks to the bonus coins he got for rolling that, Birdo had 6 stars and 66 coins.
  • Chilly Waters 9-Star Shitshow:
    • Plunder Chests were constantly used by the players to get each others' items. That's not the funny part. The funny part was no one thought to use it against Holms, who had a Koopa Card, which allowed him a one-time chance to withdraw all the money from the Koopa Bank, which allowed him to use their money to get a Star, plus the Coin Star lead at the time.
    Holms: You guys had four Plunder Chests go through, and I just kept this item.
    • Clel gets Chance Time on the final turn and gives all Steeler's stars to himself. Keep in mind this was a 9-Star shitshow, and Steeler had gotten another one, so that meant Clel (who also got another star) now had 20 Stars. The best part? Steeler initially thought they were trading Stars, and lost his shit when he realized he lost everything.
      • Mr. Doom revealed the same thing happened to him once.
  • Mario's Rainbow Castle Doubleheader:
    • The first game may have glitched out, forcing a restart, but it was totally worth it just to see Steeler dancing to the intro cutscene music.
    • The Reveal that Steeler is actually the youngest of the core four, despite looking the oldest.
  • Reverse Mario Party:
    • For their 10th anniversary, the crew plays on Goomba’s Booty Boardwalk, with a goal to aim for last place.
  • Steeler spent the money to get a Japanese copy of Mario Party 1 just so they could hear Wario and Luigi say 'oh my God!'. Despite none of them knowing Japanese.

Top