LP Every Mario Party Board
Season 1Mario Party 1's Yoshi's Tropical Island
- The Opening of the series starts with Mr. Doom reciting "The Declaration of Mario Party"
Mr. Doom: We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are given salt-shakers, and that we were given these by the Masters of Catastrophes with certain alienable privileges, that among these are Stars, Coins, and the Pursuit of Saltiness. This is The Declaration of Mario Party.
- Barely a minute passed in the 'Let's Play Every Board' series before Steeler tried to ruin your childhood.
Mr. Doom: We need to reunite the two Yoshis.Steeler: They're trying to fuck!
- Steeler fails the Hot Rope Jump mini game instantly.
- In the Shy guy says mini game, Shy guy proceeds to troll the hell out of everyone.
- After rolling FOUR 2's in a row, Holms finally catches a lucky break.
- Steeler somehow escapes Holms despite him being touched in "Hook, Line and Sinker. Much to the confusion of all present.
- Mr.Doom instantly presses the button in "crowd control"... and guesses RIGHT!.
- In "Dart's of Doom" Steeler hits the bullseye by one frame.
- Per Basis of Mr. Doom's bullshit luck he gets the Chain Chomp capsule AND lands on the Chain Chomp Space.
- Steeler is unlucky enough to roll a one when the Bowser space is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. The fuckery results in Mr.Doom getting enough coins to give him yet another star.
- Steeler and Mr. Doom duels in the "Pitfall" minigame.
- It's the last turn of the game. The score is a 3 war tie between Steeler, doom and Holms. Holms is so close to the star. He only needs to roll a two to win. Yet somehow, against all odds... he rolls a one.
- Grand Canal is just a roller coaster of emotions for our four protagonists
- In a desperate bid to stop Mr. Doom from getting a star Steeler uses his Triple Shroom Orb he rolls a 3, not only putting him NOWHERE near the star, he lands on a red space that ends up putting him 2 coins short from being able to purchase a star. And then Bowser just takes everyone's coins anyway.
- DK effectively becomes a source of stars to Mr.Doom, causing Steeler to freak the hell out whenever he appears to "help" him.
- Everyone is so scared of letting Mr. Doom's luck carry him Steeler and holms sabotage him to stop him from getting money. When Mr. Doom tries to call them out on it Steeler proceeds to launch into a rant
Season 2Mario Party 1's "Peach's Birthday Cake" Mario Party 2's "Pirate Land"
- Clel lands on Chance Time and the players state that everyone has a star except Clel. The outcome is Clel and Holms switching stars, causing Holms to run upstairs. Right after he leaves, everyone else realizes that it was Clel, not Holms, who bought a star earlier, and he just gave it to Holms. Cue a discussion over how he just ragequit over being given the lead.
- Mr. Doom deliberately sandbagged (and admitted to it) to try to end the board with zero stars. He still gets the Orb Star.
- Also, the ONLY reason Clel won the Shopping Star was because Bowser's shop counts toward it.
- Clel winning Speedy Graffiti by wildly spraying the entire board instead of following the shape
Season 3Mario Party 1's DK's Jungle Adventure Mario Party 2's "Mystery Land" Mario Party 3's "Spiny dessert" Mario Party 4's "Shy Guy's Jungle Jam" Mario Party 5's "Sweet Dream" Mario Party 6's "Clockwork Castle" Mario Party 7's "Pagoda Peak" Mario Party 8's "Koopa's Tycoon Town" Mario Party 9's "DK's Jungle Ruins"
Season 4Mario Party 1's Mario's Rainbow Castle
- Mr. Doom and Steeler are handed a lucky break in Handcar Havoc when their opponents fall off the track, so they decide to take the course more carefully. Until they reach a hill they don't have enough speed to pass, and end up going backward.
Season 5Mario Party 1's "Luigi's Engine Room" Mario Party 2's "Space Land" Mario Party 3's "Waluigi's Island"
- This session is an absolute riot, especially when the Island of Deathnote changes to Chance Time. Hilarity Ensues doesn't even begin to describe it.
- Steeler gets a Koopa Kid orb three times.
- And then the last four turns roulette added TEN MORE
- That infamous Chance Time at the end of E Gadd's Garage. You know the one.
- The finale of the Clockwork Castle run, where DK firmly establishes himself as Toadette's best buddy.
- The team's first attempt at an 8-Player game, on 7's Neon Heights. An incredible run of luck leads to Team Dolphin averaging one Star per turn before everyone else Rage Quits.
- At Snowflake Lake, the Reverend Inferno proves why you should always trust your instincts.
- Revisiting Mario Party 4's Shy Guy's Jungle Jam for their one year anniversary... on a scratched game disc.
- At Pirate Dream, Holms' first capsule is a Bowser Capsule. And the second. He skips the third.
- Their run through Mario Party 9's Bob-Omb Factory. It's one thing for Holms to be repeatedly screwed over and get salty about it. It's another thing when the other players are able to guess how he'll be screwed over next, right down to individual die rolls.
- As a bonus, the game then starts a round of "10 To Win" and hands him every single card. He doesn't accept the apology.
- During the group's play-through of Mario Party 2's Space Land, Holms' gambit in a duel minigame late in the game against Steeler failed. Holms, who was having a rough game as it was, took himself out of the game by setting his controller to the Easy-level CPU. In the ensuing 3-vs-1 minigame, the Easy-level CPU Peach proceeded to take out Mr. Doom!
- Similarly, after Holms ragequits after losing his coins to Steeler in their second Chilly Waters match, his uncontrolled character manages to get three times as many coins as Steeler in the next minigame.
- Their second playthrough of Woody Woods lasts nine turns thanks to Mr. Doom getting the Wacky Watch, which when used automatically turns the game to five turns left.note
- In that same game Holms and Steeler duel each other for coins and end up playing Tick Tock Hop, where they have to jump over the minute hand as it and the hour hand rotate around the clock. They manage to last for seventy-two jumps before Steeler finally lost. If that doesn't sound impressive to you, the game lasted for roughly two and a half minutes.
- Mr. Doom's computer crashed during recording of the Mystery Land playthrough. The funny part is that they didn't even notice for about a minute, so for a minute you're staring at the (fake) Blue Screen of Death while the game goes on in the background.
- Bowser's Gnarly Party is absoultely hilarious, with gems such as Steeler getting small numbers for most of the game and Holms getting screwed over in general.
Steeler: Come on, can I make some progress please!?Holms: (after seeing Ky roll a 10) DAMN!The Reverend Inferno: Kyle, making progress.Steeler: I haven't rolled higher than a three since we were before the first bridge!
Steeler: (just as he gets a 2) Oh my god!The Reverend Inferno: (as he lands on the Happening Space) Oh my god!
- There also Steeler's reaction to what the Happening Spaces on the board do:
- This early minigame, where Steeler is so frustrated at how his game was going that he decided to just say random swear words instead of fruit... and won. No one could even be mad at the outcome.
- During a series of matches of Smash Tour in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, when it comes time for a Home Run Contest, the Reverend Inferno equips the "start with a hammer" powerup. And picks it up by accident. And the head falls off.