FTA's reaction to the "Who's The Captain?" mission:
FTA: ...WHAT?! You're fucking jo — please tell me you're joking on that, please tell me, tell me he, I, just, ....e-e-excuse me for ten seconds please... (Leaves his mic)WHAT THE FUCK?! GRAAAAAAHH! -thud- -thud- -thud- NTom: (as FTA returns) All better now?
Made even funnier by the dialogue during the game WHILE he says this.
The group's Rule 34 discussions are always hilarious, but special mention goes to this playthrough, with them bringing up a hypothetical Fire Wizard x Professor Pickle Crack Fic. (Bonus points: this is shortly after the humming session mentioned immediately above.)
NTom: *imitating Professor Pickle* Hmm... My nether regions are on fire!
Tom starts to say that one should be careful on a special stage because something was at the end of it. He was not able to say what it was because FTA interrupted him and said "There's a bear, there's a bear that'll come and eat you. Oh, fuck, it's Bark the Polar Bear!"
There is a conversation on whether or not Ghosts fit into the franchise. However, this moment of funny is not in the video itsef, but rather, a comment by fellow Hellfire Comms member, The Hell Dragon.
Helldragon: I didn't think ghosts fit in Sonic either, until they put a pair of spectral tits in Night of the Werehog, and what was I talking about again.
At the beginning of Lava Reef, the four listen to the music for a couple of seconds. Let's just say that their reactions are... Well...
Also, during the boss fight, Tom does nothing but stand there and let Robotnik hit himself.
Only two words can describe Hidden Palace and Sky Sanctuary. Ch'yeah Buddy
In 3DS Part 1, FTA perfectly describes the fickle nature of the Sonic fanbase. *5 years ago* "Please make more games, Dimps! We hate Sonic Team!" *Now* "Please stop making games, Dimps! We love Sonic Team!"
Also in 3DS Part 1, FTA tells the story of how Ryan Drummond almost returned to the series during the 2010 voice recast, but Sega wanted him to leave his union so they could pay him very little, and Drummond's reaction, as paraphrased by FTA, was "OK! No, wait a minute, that's a bad idea. Fuck you guys."
This little bit from the last part of Birth By Sleep.
NTom: Surprise! I'm Psychotic!
Helldragon: Ventus is not here anymore! I am Stephanie!
At the End of Aqua's story, when The X-Blade blows up, Tom delivers yet another killer line, which sends both of them into hysterics:
Tom:(In squeaky Mickey Mouse voice) Haha, It's All gone to shit!
The very last part of Birth by Sleep, after the credits, Tom asks Helldragon if he's been following the story. He replies 'Not really no. Why?' Tom then asks, who's heart is this? Helldragon then replies, 'I'm gonna shoot in the dark here and say... Peter Pan?'
The running gag of Helldragon shouting "HENSHIN!" whenever Ven, Aqua, or Terra put on their armour, or summon their Keyblade Gliders.
Maleficent's powers of minty fresh darkness, and the conversation about what other flavours darkness can be that follows. Helldragon mentions that he'll only give in to evil if it comes in black cherry lime flavour.
Helldragon's obsession with Trinity Armour, and giving it attack names.
Tom, Ron, and Tundraboy gunning down Metrocops while singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
All of the moments listed here have culminated into a hilarious, very meta segment where NTom, greatzombieron, and IRTundraBoy spend nearly half an hour discussing their own trope page. Among other things, they discuss how IRTundraBoy's barely featured at all, and how most of the quotes listed have come from Helldragon.
Of course, they're also quite willing to take a couple shots at us:
Ron's impressions of Gabe Newell and Christopher Walken. Can overlap with Squick, due to what he said during the latter.
Ron shooting Combine in the face while IRTundraBoy sings a little carnival tune. Made twice as hilarious when the combat fits the rhythm and when Ron turns to see a Combine soldier spazzing out in a door G-Mod style.
When Tom is trying to stop a fan inside an air duct so he can pass by without being cut to shreds, he's supposed to use a metal shovel. A shoe almost works. Made funnier by the fact that if he didn't hesitate before trying to pass, it would have worked, seeing how long it stopped.
Helldragon: Due to a processing error, I have too many Eevees and they must go!
When demonstrating the Wonder Trade system, one of the people Tom and Helldragon happen to trade with turns out to be Ash. Who promptly sends over a certain Pokemon that Helldragon adores...
Helldragon: WOBBAFETT! YES! FUCK YES! BEST TRADE! YOU WIN THE TOURNAMENT!
Helldragon pointing out the Fridge Logic behind how a sleeping Snorlax doesn't make a bridge collapse beneath it. This somehow leads to Tom and Helldragon thinking that Snorlax eats the nearby townspeople.
Tom and Helldragon's Gaming Brit impressions.
Tom (In a monotone voice): In order to gain access to the Metroid mansion, you need to have completed the illustrious Metroid Prime trilogy.
Helldragon (Also monotone): Further renowned for their gameplay and design as compared to Other M.
Tom giving a tip to a wandering minstrel, much to Helldragon's dismay.
Helldragon: N-no, no, no! What are you doing?! No! He doesn't deserve a tip! That wasn't a song, that was like a five line poem! Veteran of the Psychic Wars, get to it!
Tom: Helldragon, that's all the money he's ever made, okay?
Helldragon (Rayquaza): You will pay the omelet tax, so says the omelet king.
...and later still:
Helldragon: It was gonna be my balanced breakfast, goddammit!
This lovely little exchange:
Helldragon (Deoxys): Hey, I got a gift for you Rayquaza — it's called dying!
NTom (Rayquaza): But didn't you get me that last Christmas?
Helldragon (Deoxys):You are so hard to shop for!
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
"The Waltz of the CGI." (Helldragon)
Kidd accepting Brock's request to dance with him at the ball.
NTom: Oh wow, Brock actually scored for a change.
This scene when Lucario jumps Ash:
NTom: That was the perfect opportunity! Why didn't you snap his neck? Another ten years of that fucking twat that can't win any tournaments!
Helldragon wondering why Brock and Kidd are the only ones who bother to put on seatbelts. And then Tom's pun:
NTom: When Ash goes flying forward, he's going to hit a Brock.
"Okay, chlorophyll does NOT work like this. I've watched The Magic School Bus, trust me." (Helldragon)
Helldragon's hatred for Bonsly.
Ash's Pokedex entry.
At one point, Helldragon off-handily makes a joke about cutting off Max's limbs later:
NTom: what are you crying about, 'oh Max's limbs were so beautiful before I cut them off'.
Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Throughout the riffs of all the other movies, N Tom and Helldragon keep making remarks about a scene that they refer to as "Super Saiyan Ash". When they finally reach the infamous scene, they make and endless number of Dragon Ball Z jokes.
Before entering a room, the two are following a (guest) player in a race: Tom: How can he ride a bike? He has no feet! Tom: Haha, look at that! You're immortalized for all time on the HellfireComms livestream. You are shit! You are shit! Look at you, FC Bayern!
Another moment was when Tom was racing with a bunch of regular stream visitors. Right before the finish line, Tom was in third place. Cue a Bob-Omb appearing out of nowhere and right in front of him, putting him down to second to last. Tom was not amused, but the stream audience was.
More shenanigans ensue in the second segment of the Shattered Dimensions playthrough:
FTA: Danielnicholl says "Question: Would all three of you get into one huge porno —" What is your obsession with us in a porno? Seriously. Tom: It would be so hot, it would be past X-rated. Helldragon: ...What would the porno entail? Just three fat guys wishing they could have sex with someone?
Sonic Adventure 2, with a triple-billnote Almost quadruple at one point, but Tom decided that having Helldragon in the chat with the other two would be somewhat of a bad idea. of Tom, Gareth, and Stephen (SonicMovies):
During the Disaster Reportlivestream, NPCs started getting matched to game designers they vaguely resembled, Tom, DigitalAlchemist, and Karto run with it. This leads to the entire plot being overridden at the end when "Sakurai" dies... including a break screen with an actual picture of Sakurai.
During a Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance stream held by Cold Chaos, we had El Relámpago's ongoing quest to stop Desperado. Ending with a fistfight with a solar-powered Al Gore.
"The soup IS the lubricant!" - Tom, 03/03/2013
During a donations livestream, Ntom started up the Unleashed Project... in which when he got to Windmill Isle after restarting it, the game froze, prompting everyone to make jokes that Sonic was too fast for the stream.
The stream chat is full of hilarity. Shenanigans are bound to had any day there is a stream, though sometimes it can get out of hand...
This chat is a vile hole of pedophilia and broom rape.
HFC: where half the stream is about rpg's and the other half is about eating people
The First Ntom-o-thon: Tom had been awake for almost 24 hours straight, with multiple mods dropping in and out. There were a few laughs here and there... but then Smoovies showed up. Some highlights include:
I have another Youtube account where I make pornos out of game cutscenes. It's called Sonic Boobies.
Donations in the Zeldathon were put towards choosing file names for each of the Zelda games played. The names started out fairly innocent (Link, Lunk, The Bort etc) but during The Wind Waker, "BITCH" received the most donations, which led to many hilarious moments in dialogue. The same name was also chosen for Phantom Hourglass.
Though it wasn't on the main HFC Twitch Channel, Smoovies decided to stream Super Mario Galaxy... while high off his ass. What followed could only be described in one word: Hauppage.
Smoovies also streamed The Sims 3, in which HFC members (and also Jason Griffith and Ellen Degeneres) were killed off one by one each night in a room with no door and a fireplace. In the end, Tom and The Helldragon did not burn, and moved into a mansion with a resurrected MexiricanBassMonkey. The stream was not archived by Twitch, and survives only through screencaps.
During a game of Organ Trail digitalAlchemist shot Sonic_speed, a mod on the HFC Twitch channel, for dicking the muffler. Several months later Sweed, another mod and livestream co-commentator dicked 24 ammo and was immediately killed, everyone else survived. Muffler-dicking has become a running joke on the stream.
While Wayne tests out the shrink ray with an apple, Lewis jokes about his head accidentally getting hit with it, only to realize how horrific the joke really is and that it would have bumped the rating up to an R. The guys suggest an alternate title for the film would be "Honey I blew up my head."
After the base ball reprograms to shrink ray to work, the guys come to the conclusion that the shrink ray was an evil mastermind and that shrinking the kids was all part of his plan.
When Wayne gets rid of the shrink ray:
Johnny: The laser sends him a death threat later on: "I have your kids...and your couch!"
Johnny, Ryan, and Ted (in unison): Not my couch!
When the kid with the lawn mower shows up Tom remarks "Mr Fuck it up comes to town." The guys immediately start questioning whether or not Mr. Fuck it up is a smash Bros character leading to some hilarious speculation.
While discussing the Conspicuous CG reindeer, they get curious to the budget of the film and discover that it was $22 million. Ted theorizes that about a quarter of that went to Tim Allen's paycheck and Tom states that Tim could wipe his ass with $22 million.
NTom64: Arbitrary things floating in mid-air is kinda Mario's forte, mate.
Sparanda: That's a good point, Tom.
NTom64: Although, to uh, give it a bit of meaning these also return in Galaxy 2 I think and my main problem with them I mean the mission's done now but fuck it I'm gunna carry on talking 'cause this is MY SHOW AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
DigitalAlchemist: Or is he on a minecart track trying to outrun a train?
When Ethan first pushes Shaun on the merry-go-round, Tom forgets about the different button-prompts, making him accidentally fail the QTE and cause Shaun to sit on the slowly spinning merry-go-round with a disappointed look on his face.
And when Tom tries the QTE again, he does it correctly, causing him and Digi to joke about Ethan using the merry-go-round to go back in time.
NTom64: I'll get Jason back one way or another! Nerrrow! 1990, 1980, 1970, 10 A.D., hey Jesus! Year 0!
DigitalAlchemist: It's your kids, Ethan! It's about your kids!
When Tom fails the swing-set QTE and causes Shaun to sulk some more:
NTom64: N-no, there's more frivolities over here. Come on...
NTom64: LOVE ME SHAUN! LOVE ME!!!
Tom opening up the part with a Knightmare inspired narration.
NTom64: Welcome, watchers of illusion, to the playthrough of confusion! our dungeoneer and his team have made it to the second recording session, but can they make it to the end of the game and reclaim that which is lost? Timeout is gone, the pretention goes on.
Immediately followed by Digi's reaction as he was expecting something, but not that.
DigitalAlchemist: Segues, you just can't beat them. Sublime timing.
NTom64: (Just as Jayden is putting on his ARI sunglasses) You're just gonna have to deal with it I'm afraid.
DigitalAlchemist: Oh, for fuck's sake...
When given the first choice of whether to take the Triptocaine, or Tripto for short: