NTom: We don't do two takes.
— The motto of Hellfire Commentaries
TheHelldragon: Parasite Cage would be like, the worst roommate ever. "Hey Parasite Cage, you want something to eat?" "AAAHHH!" and he flails and he takes out the fridge.
NTom: Takes out the whole left side of the house.
Helldragon: "Goddamn it Parasite Cage, you need to get a fucking job!" "AAAHHHH!" "Stop killing my fridge!"
— From the Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
NTom: Resident Evil Six!note
FTA: *bursts out in laughter*
— From the Sonic Unleashed playthrough, upon seeing Perfect Dark Gaia.
FTA: THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!
— From the Sonic Adventure playthrough, after the final boss.
FTA: Ch'yeah, buddy
TheHelldragon: Shake your fist in angry British rage, Tom!
NTom: You can't see it, but my fist is wearing a monocle!
— From the Kingdom Hearts 2 playthrough.
NTom: Dickstab!
— From the Kingdom Hearts 2 playthrough, how Tom finishes one of Xemnas' final forms
TheHelldragon: N-no, no, no! What are you doing?! No! He doesn't deserve a tip! That wasn't a song, that was like a five line poem! Veteran of the Psychic Wars, get to it!
NTom: Helldragon, that's all the money he's ever made, okay?
— From the Pokemon X playthrough, after Tom gives an NPC a tip
FTA: Danielnicholl says "Question: Would all three of you get into one huge porno —" What is your obsession with us in a porno? Seriously.
NTom: It would be so hot, it would be past X-rated.
TheHelldragon: ...What would the porno entail? Just three fat guys wishing they could have sex with someone?
— From the Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions livestream.
Riddic: Spar, I need you down there.
Sparanda: Ok! *jumps down to his death*
— From a Portal 2 livestream.
The Helldragon: It's true and I mean I'm pretty sure there's a myth or two about Zeus having sex in animal form. I dunno I never read those.
NTom64: Where the fuck did that come from!?
— In the Kingdom Hearts 3D playthrough while discussing the Greek god.
NTom64: Arbitrary things floating in mid-air is kinda Mario's forte, mate.
Sparanda: That's a good point, Tom.
NTom64: Although, to uh, give it a bit of meaning these also return in Galaxy 2 I think and my main problem with them I mean the mission's done now but fuck it I'm gunna carry on talking 'cause this is MY SHOW AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
— During a FLUDD-less platforming level in Super Mario Sunshine
NTom64: See Helldragon's the dirty one, Mexi is the guy who's like cool I guess, (Richie) you're the literature kind of guy... and I'm the dumb one who edits. And that's the team dynamic
