Vegeta: Turn around and HIT things, you STUPID, FAT BAS-he's just like you, Nappa. *beat* Nappa: Is he cheeky?
Nappa casually mentioning that he's been recording the game the whole time, to Vegeta's annoyance.
DUDE THEY GOT OUR BITCHES!
Vegeta just yelling out "HOW MUCH POOP DOES THIS DEER HAVE?" Said deer is shitting like a rocket and has been during the whole level.
Vegeta asks Nappa, after an owl shits itself to death, "You wrote this game didn't you?"
We also have:
Vegeta: Hey, hey Nappa ask me how much money I have *Nappa mumbles* MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! I'm gonna cut this bitch free. Yeah that's right, I get money and bitches. [...] Vegeta: I'm better than you door. I frown harder. [...] Vegeta: I got a sheep thing and you got my owl and you're little dragon thing is just like "Hey what about me guys?" and we're just like "HA! Fuck you!" [...] Nappa: Hey Vegeta! Hey! Vegeta: What? Nappa: Hey I'mGrump!
Most of their playthrough of Worms Reloaded. Notably:
Vegeta: Val Kilmer's career wins the cockroach award because it just keeps sticking around! [...] Vegeta: I don't like that fire it should go away
Nappa blowing up one of Vegeta's worms that had a health increase and Vegeta winding up incredibly angry and right before that Vegeta commenting on Nappa's use of the Ninja Rope
Vegeta: You know what, I want you to watch this. Nappa: Oh no. Vegeta: Look how sad Slimer looks. I want you to watch him die! *He then proceeds to blow up Slimer From Ghostbusters with a Grenade despite Nappa's sad protest*
Any time Vegeta yells his head off when things go badly.
Nappa (after they kill each other with rocks): Well no-one wins dick! [...] Vegeta: Goodbye, everyone who has helped us. [...] Nappa: And all he ever wanted to do was serve you muffins. Him and his entire fucking family that you slaughtered but you know...
Vegeta's team killing later comes back to bite him when he lures Nappa onto a frozen lake, melts the ice beneath his feet and gets so caught up laughing about it that he fails to notice the same thinghappening to him.
Vegeta's discovery of the Lightning Bolt spell. Five-secondbeat before laughing his ass off.
During the flying ship part, Vegeta dies and loses his staff on the enemy ship, which when he tries to get it, the ship flies away leading to Vegeta to fall to his death. Even better, the staff still stays there in midair like it's teasing him. This continues throughout the rest of the level.
The fact that they put on faux-british accents partway into the Let's Play.
Throughout the Let's Play Vegeta repeatedly tries convincing Nappa to have fun, but by the end Nappa is a broken wreck. Then, this happens.
The climax of the second to last round they play in Killing Floor. They're in a pitch black room being swarmed by monsters. Vegeta gets killed and Nappa dies a little bit after.
Nappa: I'm dead. Vegeta:.....The fuck killed you!? You hear monster growling noises in the background. Nappa: Based on that sound.....Your Mom. Vegeta: Oh haha.....hahaha.....HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHA...HA...FUCK you!
During one level, the narration mentions that their characters moved "as silently as a whisper". On cue:
Nappa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Vegeta: I'M WHISPERING!
Vegeta attempts to jump onto a difficult platform but keeps falling, while Nappa tells him to hurry up. Vegeta finally gives up after a minute and tells Nappa to try it. Nappa succeeds on his first try and gets all the treasure.
Nappa: Come on Vegeta we gotta get our zoning laws on! And then we'll build an airport next to the schools, and tax the Hell outta the underprivileged and then we'll kill all of it with a tornado followed by a giant monster! We'll be the best mayors ever Vegeta. *Unable to load city at this time.* Vegeta: What the... Nappa: Or not. Vegeta: What the fuck is THIS?! Nappa: Apparently you can't log onto the servers Vegeta. Vegeta: WHY THE HELL DOES IT NEED TO BE ON A SERVER IT'S A SINGLE PLAYER GAME!!! Nappa: Well they need to make sure you didn't pirate it. Vegeta: I FUCKING BOUGHT THIS! Nappa: Yeah, but you need to be able to prove that you bought it. Vegeta: BUT I HAVE A FUCKING RECEIPT! WHO DID THIS TO ME?! Nappa: That would be EA. Vegeta: WHO THE FUCK IS EA?!?! (growing distant) I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!
Hell just the mental image of Vegeta walking into a game store and asking for a copy of SimCity is hilarious in itself as well as the idea of Vegeta planning to kill EA for not being allowed to play SimCity because of server issues and being unable to prove he bought it.
Dead Space 3
At the very beginning of Part 4...
Nappa: You know this is why we blow up space stations from like...before we even get to the planet. Vegeta: I wonder how many situations like these we avoided by doing that...
And at the beginning of part 1:
Vegeta: Okay, so what the hell are we playing here? Nappa: Uuh, ok, uhm... Do you remember the attack on Vorblast 2? Vegeta: Uh, yeah, how could you forget that. Nappa: Ok, imagine THAT... without our superpowers. Vegeta: [beat] ...Who the fuck would do that?!
The two drawing a Hitler mustache on a video of the cult leader with bullet holes.
This is the best use of ammunition ever!
At the beginning of part 2 when the screen is nothing but green static.
Vegeta: Now we're in the Matrix! Nappa:What if I told you......that you're gay. beat Vegeta: What if I told you to fuck off?
Nappa repeatedly tells Vegeta to "stop being a bitch".
When they're in Isaac's apartment and just looking around, Vegeta get's a look at the bathroom which has a very wide opening and no door.
Vegeta: What the f....!? Nappa: What? Vegeta: What kind of bathroom is this!? It's like wide open! There's no door....this is like the worst kind of apartment! beat Nappa: Or the best. You bring a hot date home and you like watching her poop, then you just you know, fucking watch her right? Vegeta:.....I don't even want to know- Nappa: Don't make it weird!
At the beginning when Vegeta's player jumps out of a plane as it's falling off a mountain.
Vegeta (sarcastically): That's when I do when things start shaking; I head for the nearest exit.
Krillin: Is that a video game? Vegeta: Yeah. Yeah it is. And you're gonna play it. Krillin:(nervously) ...Why? Vegeta: Because... I don't like you. Krillin: But...what about Team Three Star? Vegeta: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Exactly that! Now sit the FUCK down and play! Krillin: I don't wanna! Vegeta: SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PLAY! Krillin:(crying) OK! Vegeta: And you're not allowed out until you're done!
Krillin: Ok, at least this is a pre-recorded event, so I can't really die during it, right? Can't really screw up something that already happened. (15 seconds later he comes face to face with Slenderman) No! No! No! No! I can totally screw this... I screwed it up! I screwed it up so bad!
From the Dungeonland episode:
Vegeta: YOUR SHEEP WAS HELLSPAWN!
The end of the video:
Vegeta (after beating Nappa in DM Mode): That's right evil always wins. Nappa: Happy for you man you finally succeeded at something. Vegeta I... That's- Nappa: I mean it's not killing Kakarot or being the first Super Saiyan or the first to not use protection or being part of Team Fo- Team 3 Star but you know it's something. *Vegeta grows progressively angrier* Nappa: Oh wait, wait you are part of Team 3 Star! Vegeta: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What makes it even funnier is this comment on Youtube:
So... did Vegeta just go Super Saiyan at the end?
After clearing an area, the DM suddenly causes exploding frogs to rain on them.
Nappa: ITS JUST LIKE ONE OF THE PLAGUES! I'M SORRY JESUS! (Giant chest falls from the sky and spews out gold) Nappa: OH! THANK YOU, JESUS! Vegeta: I can get behind this plague!
During a heated battle, Nappa claims that Calling Your Attacks makes them stronger. Vegeta, who is playing the Vanguard (a Warrior subtype that uses a two-handed hammer), tries several names for his ground slam attack before settling for "SMASH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!"
During DM Mode, Vegeta makes full use of the Evil Laugh button.
Vegeta: GET THEM, YOU ASSHOLES! While I laugh.
"Hey Vegeta! I wanted to go as you for Halloween, but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth!"
Vegeta chasing Nappa, who's holding a sheep, and shouting "Give it back! Give me the sheep!"
Vegeta designs his character like a Super Saiyan, then names it Super Vegeta. Nappa states his character brings out his inner personality. It's the Mechromancer, who's a girl. Named Nappina. Then when he hears Super Vegeta's name:
Vegeta: I give you... Super Vegeta. Nappa: Little try-hard... Vegeta: Little AWESOME. *Woman appears* Vegeta: Oh, hi. See? Women are already coming to me. Nappa: She's coming to me too, Vegeta. Vegeta: ...Y-yeah, but...
The two discussing their nipples. Yes, really.
Nappa: Look at the size of 'em, Vegeta, about my nipples right now. Vegeta: Go on, tell me about your nipples. Nappa: Oh, they're, uh, they're working as a team. Vegeta: beat ...Uh-huh. Nappa: Tell me about your nipples. Vegeta: ...I believe they could cut diamonds.
Nappa declares Claptrap his spirit animal. When a monster attacks...
When Claptrap declares the two his minions, Vegeta is not pleased. Especially when Nappa suggests he's Goku's minion.
Vegeta: I am no-one's minion! Nappa: Uh, you were Freeza's minion... your dad's minion... you're a minion of Goku's... Vegeta: Ah-NO. I amNOTKAKAROT'S MINION. No chance in hell. Nappa: You keep fighting with him on a team, but you always go, like, second... Vegeta: Ju-NO. I always pop in and secure the kill. That idiot... does not... kill things. 'Cause he's an idiot.
Vegeta taking things while going "mineminemineminemineminemine...".
Come Part 7, they actually meet. She's not interested.
Vegeta: I gave you my money! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE?!
We're off to a great start before the game even starts:
Vegeta: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BALDY! Krillin: WHYYYY?! WHYYYYYYYYY?! Vegeta: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!
Krillin summing up his latest experiences in the series proper in a nutshell:
Krillin: "Your only options are to run, hide or die." HOORAY! BACK TO NAMEK!
In episode 10, Krillin manages to get to the other side of the vent he's in (You're not supposed to), and glitches into the ceiling. Hilarity Ensues.
Then he gets trapped in the wall, and ends up calling out to the mad doctor, "Doc? Doc! Doc, help! I'm in the wall! DOOOOOOC!" He looks around the wall he's stuck in and remarks calmly, "Well, that was a thing."
"So every time you pick something up they like to play a gong."
"You, sir, are a headless asshole!"
Similarly in episode 2: "Take that, you basement asshole!"
The ending of episode 1 has this gem:
Krillin: Why is it every time I go to an insane asylum, they divulge a cult around me?!
"Uhhh... what happened? I remember the eunuch from Game of Thrones... and then I was unconscious."
In episode 16 Krillin once again has to follow the blood out, he comes up to an arrow pointing to a door, and right as he reaches it the door closes. He spends about ten or so seconds looking between the arrow and the door before he finally opens it.
When he opens a door, a psychopath is on the other side of it. The door is partially barred so the guy is just flailing his arm out at Krillin. Hurriedly, Krillin shuts the door and the guy's arm is still flailing through it.
The whole bit beginning with Nappa's Beyonce impression. And then...
(A giant worm comes out of the sky and attacks Vegeta.) Vegeta: (screams and panics) AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! What the fuck? Nappa: Hey, look, Vegeta, it's a worm! Vegeta: I saw that! (Yells again as it attacks him.) Nappa: You afraid of those? Vegeta: No!
"I am the real monster!... Oh, God, she's stuck on my foot!"
Krillin's overconfidence over having a gun comes back to bite him in Part 5 when, for the first time in the game, he gets owned.
When he finds no credits for stomping a bunch of space zombies like what usually happens in the game, he remarks, "Those things are like undead piņatas!"
When Krillin complains about the Necromorph babies in Part 10:
"Kids these days! Think they can just jump on your face and eat your marrow! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKED IN MY GENERATION! In my day, you had to...train with the old, perverted man with a turtle shell on his back before you could eat marrow. And even then, you probably SHOULDN'T!
When facing a group of swarmers in Part 10:
Krillin:Say hello to my little friend! Ha ha! (Incinerates the swarmers with a flamethrower, but one survives the initial blaze) Krillin: I said say hello! (Incinerates last swarmer) Rude!
When Krillin is looking for a Necromorph that has disappeared in Part 10:
"I will find you. And you will kill me."
In 12 when he shoots at an explosive barrel to kill a whole bunch of Necromorphs and they survive just shows how much the world hates Krillin.
After that he uses his flame thrower on a whole bunch of swarmers and one somehow survives and jumps on him.