Vegeta: Turn around and HIT things, you STUPID, FAT BAS-he's just like you, Nappa. *beat* Nappa: Is he cheeky?
Nappa casually mentioning that he's been recording the game the whole time, to Vegeta's annoyance.
DUDE THEY GOT OUR BITCHES!
Vegeta just yelling out "HOW MUCH POOP DOES THIS DEER HAVE?" Said deer is shitting like a rocket and has been during the whole level.
Vegeta asks Nappa, after an owl shits itself to death, "You wrote this game didn't you?"
We also have:
Vegeta: Hey, hey Nappa ask me how much money I have *Nappa mumbles* MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! I'm gonna cut this bitch free. Yeah that's right, I get money and bitches. [...] Vegeta: I'm better than you door. I frown harder. [...] Vegeta: I got a sheep thing and you got my owl and you're little dragon thing is just like "Hey what about me guys?" and we're just like "HA! Fuck you!" [...] Nappa: Hey Vegeta! Hey! Vegeta: What? Nappa: Hey I'mGrump!
Most of their playthrough of Worms Reloaded. Notably:
Vegeta: Val Kilmer's career wins the cockroach award because it just keeps sticking around! [...] Vegeta: I don't like that fire it should go away
Nappa blowing up one of Vegeta's worms that had a health increase and Vegeta winding up incredibly angry and right before that Vegeta commenting on Nappa's use of the Ninja Rope
Vegeta: You know what, I want you to watch this. Nappa: Oh no. Vegeta: Look how sad Slimer looks. I want you to watch him die! *He then proceeds to blow up Slimer From Ghostbusters with a Grenade despite Nappa's sad protest*
Any time Vegeta yells his head off when things go badly.
Nappa (after they kill each other with rocks): Well no-one wins dick! [...] Vegeta: Goodbye, everyone who has helped us. [...] Nappa: And all he ever wanted to do was serve you muffins. Him and his entire fucking family that you slaughtered but you know...
Vegeta's team killing later comes back to bite him when he lures Nappa onto a frozen lake, melts the ice beneath his feet and gets so caught up laughing about it that he fails to notice the same thinghappening to him.
Vegeta's discovery of the Lightning Bolt spell. Five-secondbeat before laughing his ass off.
During the flying ship part, Vegeta dies and loses his staff on the enemy ship, which when he tries to get it, the ship flies away leading to Vegeta to fall to his death. Even better, the staff still stays there in midair like it's teasing him. This continues throughout the rest of the level.
The fact that they put on faux-british accents partway into the Let's Play.
Throughout the Let's Play Vegeta repeatedly tries convincing Nappa to have fun, but by the end Nappa is a broken wreck. Then, this happens.
The climax of the second to last round they play in Killing Floor. They're in a pitch black room being swarmed by monsters. Vegeta gets killed and Nappa dies a little bit after.
Nappa: I'm dead. Vegeta:.....The fuck killed you!? You hear monster growling noises in the background. Nappa: Based on that sound.....Your Mom. Vegeta: Oh haha.....hahaha.....HAHAHAHAHAHA......HAHAHA...HA...FUCK you!
During one level, the narration mentions that their characters moved "as silently as a whisper". On cue:
Nappa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Vegeta: I'M WHISPERING!
Vegeta attempts to jump onto a difficult platform but keeps falling, while Nappa tells him to hurry up. Vegeta finally gives up after a minute and tells Nappa to try it. Nappa succeeds on his first try and gets all the treasure.
Nappa: Come on, Vegeta, we gotta get our zoning laws on! And then we'll build an airport next to the schools, and tax the Hell outta the underprivileged, and then we'll kill all of it with a tornado, followed by a giant monster! We'll be the best mayors ever, Vegeta. *Unable to load city at this time.* Vegeta: What the...? Nappa: Or not. Vegeta: What the fuck is THIS?! Nappa: Apparently you can't log onto the servers, Vegeta. Vegeta: WHY THE HELL DOES IT NEED TO BE ON A SERVER?! IT'S A SINGLE PLAYER GAME!!! Nappa: Well, they need to make sure you didn't pirate it. Vegeta: I FUCKING BOUGHT IT! Nappa: Yeah, but you need to be able to prove that you bought it. Vegeta: BUT I HAVE A FUCKING RECEIPT! WHO DID THIS TO ME?! Nappa: That would be EA. Vegeta: WHO THE FUCK IS EA?!?! (storms off) I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!
Hell, just the mental image of Vegeta walking into a game store and asking for a copy of SimCity is hilarious in itself, as well as the idea of Vegeta planning to kill EA for not being allowed to play SimCity because of server issues and being unable to prove he bought it.
Dead Space 3
At the very beginning of Part 4...
Nappa: You know this is why we blow up space stations from like...before we even get to the planet. Vegeta: I wonder how many situations like these we avoided by doing that...
And at the beginning of part 1:
Vegeta: Okay, so what the hell are we playing here? Nappa: Uuh, ok, uhm... Do you remember the attack on Vorblast 2? Vegeta: Uh, yeah, how could you forget that. Nappa: Ok, imagine THAT... without our superpowers. Vegeta: [beat] ...Who the fuck would do that?!
The two drawing a Hitler mustache on a video of the cult leader with bullet holes.
This is the best use of ammunition ever!
At the beginning of part 2 when the screen is nothing but green static.
Vegeta: Now we're in the Matrix! Nappa:What if I told you......that you're gay. beat Vegeta: What if I told you to fuck off?
Nappa repeatedly tells Vegeta to "stop being a bitch".
When they're in Isaac's apartment and just looking around, Vegeta get's a look at the bathroom which has a very wide opening and no door.
Vegeta: What the f....!? Nappa: What? Vegeta: What kind of bathroom is this!? It's like wide open! There's no door....this is like the worst kind of apartment! beat Nappa: Or the best. You bring a hot date home and you like watching her poop, then you just you know, fucking watch her right? Vegeta:.....I don't even want to know- Nappa: Don't make it weird!
At the beginning when Vegeta's player jumps out of a plane as it's falling off a mountain.
Vegeta (sarcastically): That's when I do when things start shaking; I head for the nearest exit.
Vegeta (after beating Nappa in DM Mode): That's right evil always wins. Nappa: Happy for you man you finally succeeded at something. Vegeta I... That's- Nappa: I mean it's not killing Kakarot or being the first Super Saiyan or the first to not use protection or being part of Team Fo- Team 3 Star but you know it's something. *Vegeta grows progressively angrier* Nappa: Oh wait, wait you are part of Team 3 Star! Vegeta: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What makes it even funnier is this comment on Youtube:
So... did Vegeta just go Super Saiyan at the end?
After clearing an area, the DM suddenly causes exploding frogs to rain on them.
Nappa: ITS JUST LIKE ONE OF THE PLAGUES! I'M SORRY JESUS! (Giant chest falls from the sky and spews out gold) Nappa: OH! THANK YOU, JESUS! Vegeta: I can get behind this plague!
During a heated battle, Nappa claims that Calling Your Attacks makes them stronger. Vegeta, who is playing the Vanguard (a Warrior subtype that uses a two-handed hammer), tries several names for his ground slam attack before settling for "SMASH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!"
During DM Mode, Vegeta makes full use of the Evil Laugh button.
Vegeta: GET THEM, YOU ASSHOLES! While I laugh.
"Hey Vegeta! I wanted to go as you for Halloween, but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth!"
Vegeta chasing Nappa, who's holding a sheep, and shouting "Give it back! Give me the sheep!"
Vegeta designs his character like a Super Saiyan, then names it Super Vegeta. Nappa states his character brings out his inner personality. It's the Mechromancer, who's a girl. Named Nappina. Then when he hears Super Vegeta's name:
Vegeta: I give you... Super Vegeta. Nappa: Little try-hard... Vegeta: Little AWESOME. *Woman appears* Vegeta: Oh, hi. See? Women are already coming to me. Nappa: She's coming to me too, Vegeta. Vegeta: ...Y-yeah, but...
The two discussing their nipples. Yes, really.
Nappa: Look at the size of 'em, Vegeta, about my nipples right now. Vegeta: Go on, tell me about your nipples. Nappa: Oh, they're, uh, they're working as a team. Vegeta: beat ...Uh-huh. Nappa: Tell me about your nipples. Vegeta: ...I believe they could cut diamonds.
Nappa declares Claptrap his spirit animal. When a monster attacks...
When Claptrap declares the two his minions, Vegeta is not pleased. Especially when Nappa suggests he's Goku's minion.
Vegeta: I am no-one's minion! Nappa: Uh, you were Freeza's minion... your dad's minion... you're a minion of Goku's... Vegeta: Ah-NO. I amNOTKAKAROT'S MINION. No chance in hell. Nappa: You keep fighting with him on a team, but you always go, like, second... Vegeta: Ju-NO. I always pop in and secure the kill. That idiot... does not... kill things. 'Cause he's an idiot.
Vegeta taking things while going "mineminemineminemineminemine...".
The whole bit beginning with Nappa's Beyonce impression. And then...
(A giant worm comes out of the sky and attacks Vegeta.) Vegeta: (screams and panics) AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! What the fuck? Nappa: Hey, look, Vegeta, it's a worm! Vegeta: I saw that! (Yells again as it attacks him.) Nappa: You afraid of those? Vegeta: No!
Krillin: Is that a video game? Vegeta: Yeah. Yeah it is. And you're gonna play it. Krillin:(nervously) ...Why? Vegeta: Because... I don't like you. Krillin: But...what about Team Three Star? Vegeta: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Exactly that! Now sit the FUCK down and play! Krillin: I don't wanna! Vegeta: SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PLAY! Krillin:(crying) OK! Vegeta: And you're not allowed out until you're done!
In Part 2, Krillin doesn't notice his 5th paper and thus walks past it, then he sees Slendy and runs back where he came:
"Not gonna turn around...I feel like he's behind me. So we're gonna walk this way *panicking* NO! HE WAS THERE! HE WAS THERE ALL ALONG! HE WAS NOT BEHIND ME! *calmly* Found it! *panicking again* GAH! GOTTA KEEP RUNNING!"
In part 3:
Krillin: (Spotting writing on a wall) "No no no no no no no" Looks like I've been here before... And I brought chalk.
Krillin: Ok, at least this is a pre-recorded event, so I can't really die during it, right? Can't really screw up something that already happened. (15 seconds later he comes face to face with Slender Man) No! No! No! No! I can totally screw this... I screwed it up! I screwed it up so bad!
"I've seen your not-face!"
We're off to a great start before the game even starts:
Vegeta: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BALDY! Krillin: WHYYYY?! WHYYYYYYYYY?! Vegeta: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!
Krillin summing up his latest experiences in the series proper in a nutshell:
Krillin: "Your only options are to run, hide or die." HOORAY! BACK TO NAMEK!
In episode 10, Krillin manages to get to the other side of the vent he's in (You're not supposed to), and glitches into the ceiling. Hilarity Ensues.
Then he gets trapped in the wall, and ends up calling out to the mad doctor, "Doc? Doc! Doc, help! I'm in the wall! DOOOOOOC!" He looks around the wall he's stuck in and remarks calmly, "Well, that was a thing."
"So every time you pick something up they like to play a gong."
"You, sir, are a headless asshole!"
Similarly in episode 2: "Take that, you basement asshole!"
The ending of episode 1 has this gem:
Krillin: Why is it every time I go to an insane asylum, they divulge a cult around me?!
"Uhhh... what happened? I remember the eunuch from Game of Thrones... and then I was unconscious."
In episode 16 Krillin once again has to follow the blood out, he comes up to an arrow pointing to a door, and right as he reaches it the door closes. He spends about ten or so seconds looking between the arrow and the door before he finally opens it.
When he opens a door, a psychopath is on the other side of it. The door is partially barred so the guy is just flailing his arm out at Krillin. Hurriedly, Krillin shuts the door and the guy's arm is still flailing through it.
Following that: "Back to the male ward with all the creepy shit." *Body falls through a hole above, right in front of him with absolutely perfect timing.*
Two words : frumpy tuba.
In episode 15, he flees from a club-wielding psycho into a room with a room with a benign inmate holding a butcher knife and hides in a locker anyway: "If anyone asks, I'm not here! Stay cool about this!"
When Krillin stomps a woman who'd just died:
"I am the real monster!... Oh, God, she's stuck on my foot!"
Krillin's overconfidence over having a gun comes back to bite him in Part 5 when, for the first time in the game, he gets owned.
Hell, due to the fact that this is the first game he's played where he's armed and can fight back, Krillin swinging from cocky readiness to shrieking in terror when something unexpected happens keeps happening OVER AND OVER.
When he finds no credits for stomping a bunch of space zombies like what usually happens in the game, he remarks, "Those things are like undead piņatas!"
When Krillin complains about the Necromorph babies in Part 10:
"Kids these days! Think they can just jump on your face and eat your marrow! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKED IN MY GENERATION! In my day, you had to...train with the old, perverted man with a turtle shell on his back before you could eat marrow. And even then, you probably SHOULDN'T!
When facing a group of swarmers in Part 10:
Krillin:Say hello to my little friend! Ha ha! (Incinerates the swarmers with a flamethrower, but one survives the initial blaze) Krillin: I said say hello! (Incinerates last swarmer) Rude!
When Krillin is looking for a Necromorph that has disappeared in Part 10:
"I will find you. And you will kill me."
In 12 when he shoots at an explosive barrel to kill a whole bunch of Necromorphs and they survive just shows how much the world hates Krillin.
After that he uses his flame thrower on a whole bunch of swarmers and one somehow survives and jumps on him.
Krillin getting repeatedly squashed by a piece of revolving machinery three times.
Krillin absolutely freaks in Part 18 when he learns what makes the Hunter special:
Krillin: Yeah! Not so tough now, are you, ass-wipe? Kendra: You can't kill it, Isaac! Krillin:WHAT?! Kendra: It's just going to keep regenerating! Get out of there! Run! Krillin: NO! I don't like things I can't kill!
Later, after running from the Hunter all the way to the Security Station:
Kendra: Now you need to find a DNA sample of the growth. Krillin: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Kendra: According to lab records, there's an inert sample stored in the ICU. A "Dr. Mercer" was apparently doing intense research on it. I've been trying to contact Hammond but all I'm getting is static! Isaac, you've got to hurry! Krillin: WELL, OF COURSE I'VE GOT TO HURRY! I'M BEING FUCKING CHASED, YOU STUPID BINT! (The Hunter roars somewhere) Krillin: SHUT UP!
A little earlier in this part, Krillin goes through a rather ominous looking hallway where he gets immediately jumped by Crawlers (AKA The Necromorph Babies). After quickly gathering himself and killing them dead, he delivers this priceless bit of a failed Badass Boast:
Krillin: You can call me the Child Predato-No. No, you can't call me that.
In Episode 19, Krillin has been fighting the Necromorphs along with the Hunter, and when he kills the last Necromorph, the Hunter finally corners him:
Kendra: Someone keeps shutting down the door protocols. I've bypassed the locks. Go! (The Hunter immediately runs Isaac Clarke through) Krillin: Yeah, working on it, BITCH! (The Hunter repeatedly stabs and mutilates Isaac's body, stopping for a moment when Isaac lifts his head) Krillin: ...fuck off. (The Hunter decapitates Isaac)
From Episode 21, Horrible Hydroponics, A small wave of Swarmers crawls out of the toilets and Krillin freaks out before destroying them and delivering this funny line:
The Swarm jumps on him
Krillin: AH! AH! AH! AH! THEY'RE IN THE TOILETS! THEY'RE IN THE TOILETS! THEY'RE IN THE TOILETS!(Kills them all) Okay, okay ... (looks at corpses) What the Hell? Did you guys eat, like, nothing but Taco Bell for, like, months straight? That's the only explanation here, I mean, besides the whole, you know, zombie virus stuff an- STOP THE WHISPERING!
From Episode 22, Gas Bags, we have this clever one-liner after killing a Lurker with the Ripper (aka, the "Destructo Disk," aka the "Kien-Saw"):
Krillin: HA HA! Looks like you're Kienz-Off your game! HA HA!
From Episode 23, Enter the Leviathan, we get this response to one of the audio-logs left by Dr. Cross, who's waiting for her boyfriend, Jacob, on the mining deck:
Krillin: Oh good. You go ahead and wait for Jacob, I'm sure he'll be right along with Edward and Bella.
Not 10 seconds into this episode and Krillin already freaks out at a giant tentacle lunging out and dragging him off to his doom right as he was picking up some credits (just laying there on the floor, by the way) with one of the most hysterical excuses.
In 32- Regenerator's Revenge, Krillin comes face to face with another Hunter and he screams at a pitch no man was meant to reach.
Dr. Mercer: This time there will be no escape for you, my friend. You have been most resourceful up until now, but my creation is free, reborn in the fierce heat of life itself. Krillin:WHAT?! Dr. Mercer: And now, it is time for you to play your part. (The Hunter jumps up from a floor grate) Krillin:No! NO!NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOO! (Krillin runs off)
There's also his quoting The Room and his Tommy Wiseau impression. "You are tearing me apart, Dead Space!"
A Running Gag is Krillin's selfishness when it comes to the characters in the games; when he comes face to face with Dr. Kyne he's only vaguely listening to him and instead concentrating on getting ammo and power nodes.
A second running gag involves Krillin getting Jump Scared each and EVERY time someone contacts him on his videophone thing.
At the beginning of the finale, Krillin tries to move the Marker, only for it to knock into the bridge he had just levitated.
Teddy: If you ever feel scared in a dark place like this, you can hug me tightly. You might feel a little bit safer!
Krillin: ... You can come on a little less strong, ya know.
Also in the closet scene:
Teddy: I don't think we're supposed to be here , we must be careful. I don't like this.
Krillin: Oh, oh now YOU don't like it! Okay! When I don't like it 'let's do whatever you don't like' but when you don't like it let's turn the fuck around! How about, go to hell Teddy? *ominous noise* ... Okay Teddy, you're right, I don't like this either.
Krillin has trouble turning a wheel, and remarks that he now knows what it's like to be Yamcha.
Krillin sees a painting with a woman drinking from a well, then the painting changes to have the woman walk away with spiky hair. Krillin immediately equates it with Sayian hair and wonders if it's Vegeta's mother. He begins telling himself that she probably won't have Vegeta's temper. After this, Krillin encounters the monster for the first time:
When Krillin is trying to not break the bottles so evilly placed before him.
Krillin: Let's be real gentle. (starts singing as he moves the bottles around) Just be gentle. Gotta move the bottles. Don't wanna break them. Because the monster doesn't like it (drops and almost breaks a bottle) WHEN-YOU-BREAK-The bottles... (nervously moves a bottle to a high table). Just set it on a-(bottle breaks) FUCK!
The ending, before the credits:
Krillin: I'm gonna say "hi" to this stranger. Possibly get kidnapped, mom. (beat) I'ma bring your boot with me. That cool?"
Vegeta: You know I could prove it to you, you look pretty inanimate, so how about I just shove you the fuck in? Or better yet, how about I fill you with so many goddamn holes, you WILL sink? Then I'll just swim across. And laugh. As you drown.
Poor Vegeta suffers throughout the entire game from the utter stupidity of the title character and the story. Not to mention that singing between Sam, several carrots and a refrigerator.
"I don't know what went wrong. Everything was going well until the wasps... and Cthulhu riding a bear... and a T-Rex showed up."
"SAVE ME, CTHULHU!"
Vegeta has to cure a sick cat, so he spawns God to heal it. Only God does nothing but walk around cluelessly.
Vegeta: Cure the cat, God! Cure the cat, God! [Frustrated sigh] God never listens...
Later, when a broken robot is brought in, Vegeta tries to turn to God again.
Vegeta: Broken down robot? God are you going to help him? Hold on, maybe Robot God will. [Spawns a Robot God, who walks around the area just as aimlessly as regular God] You both just gonna sit there circle jerkin', or are you going to fix the goddamn robot? [God starts doing a few pushups right by the the robot] No, you're gonna do pushups on the robot, that's what you're gonna do!
Vegeta: Hey. Are you guys prepared? Because, I don't think that you were sufficiently warned. 'Cause, uh, today there is a, uh, high chance, probably about a 50 to 80% chance, OF CHAINSAAAAAAAAW! YA-HAHA!
At one point, while playing as B.A. Broacus, after killing one of the attack dogs, we get this little gem:
Vegeta: Now that's what I call a hotdog. (Beat) I'm hungry.
"Kill him with his dick in his hand? Hmm...yeah." (stab) "What the - ah, good, he was a self-hiding body."
Two words: Corpse Balcony.note In which Vegeta handles the Pendleton Brothers mission by massacring every living thing in the Golden Cat Brothel and tossing them off a small balcony into the swamp below, literally making a trip with every single corpse to dump them off the same balcony.
He laughs maniacally the first time he kills someone with rats...then actually gets disturbed as they keep eating the corpse.
Vegeta gets spotted by a couple of prostitutes at the Golden Cat. This is a problem. He proceeds to run around stabbing prostitutes in the face shouting "FIX THE PROBLEM!"
After dying multiple times with various characters, Vegeta notices that one of the possible characters has the ability to stop time. The next thirty seconds consist of little more than him laughing maniacally and killing everything...or at least attempting to, since according to the death summary, the only enemies he managed to kill as that character were the 4 shown onscreen.
Though it would've been funnier if he'd realized that he was basically playing as Guldo.
Vegeta doesn't think he's quite ready for the boss. And he's right, as he finds out one second later.
"Victory, for Vegeta!" (Grabs loot) "Money, for Vegeta!" (Breaks open a wall and finds HP-replenishing food) "Alright, and wall-turkey!"
At the very end of the video, after his many, many failed runs, he finally snaps when he dies again and Rage Quits, except unlike the Dark Souls II video, you actually hear him throw his controller across the room.