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It's really more of a Slap Slap Kiss Slap Slap Kiss Slap Slap...
Vala: "Ow! Ohh, you hit me!"
Daniel: "You hit me."
Vala: "Yeah... you know, we could just have sex instead."

"No matter how often cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

This trope is all but universal in romantic stories. It frequently brings to a close the Will They Or Won't They phase of a Romance Arc.

When a male and female character spend a lot of time bickering, it is all but inevitable that sooner or later he will interrupt her in mid-rant by suddenly grabbing her and kissing her. (Less frequently, she grabs and kisses him.) The kissed one rarely resists, and usually responds wholeheartedly.

Usually this is triggered by their hostilities reaching a crescendo that results in an exchange of slaps, followed by a moment where both stare at each other in combined confusion and shock, after which they dive into the kiss.

Either way, the kiss prompts both to realize that they've been in love all this time — the rationale being that they wouldn't argue so much if they didn't give a damn about each other. Normally results in some kind of permanent change in their relationship. Like sex, or everything implied by a First Kiss in Anime.

Older Than You Think, dating back at least to William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing.

Compare Shut Up Kiss, Love At First Punch, Belligerent Sexual Tension, and Destructo Nookie. Often considered in similar terms to Foe Yay by Fangirls. Kiss Kiss Slap is this in reverse (kissing, then fighting).


Examples:

Anime and Manga
  • Tenshi Na Konamaiki can be fairly described as forty-nine episodes of slapping, followed by a kiss.
  • Although it quickly gave way to true affection in the manga and live action, Sailor Moon played this to the hilt in the anime. In fact, up until the reveal, there's not really a lot at all to indicate Usagi and Mamoru have anything but deep loathing for each other. Thankfully, fanfiction can remedy that . . .
  • Ranma 1/2 stretched out the trope to breaking point by doing seven seasons of increasing romantic tensions (and slaps — and punches, and roundhouse kicks, and exploding ki attacks), but never getting to the kiss.
    • Well, consensual kiss, anyway. Their first kiss was when he thought he was a cat, their second kiss was when she was possessed by an evil doll, and so on...
    • A tradition proudly carried on by Rumiko Takahashi's later series, Inuyasha. Though Kagome is a bit more level-headed than Akane, she's still ready to yell "Sit boy" at Inuyasha if he pisses her off...
  • Practically every series with a Tsundere as the winning girl.
  • Kousuke and Ryoko in Spiral ~Suiri no Kizuna~ and Alive. One of their fistfights actually scared away a bear.
  • Kazahaya and Rikuo of Legal Drug seem to be heading in this direction (considering that both their bosses and the rest of the universe seem to be nudging them together), but since the series has been on hold since Vol. 3 it is impossible to tell.
  • This is the essence of Melissa Mao and Kurz Weber's relationship in Full Metal Panic!, although they've only reached the "kiss" stage in the novels on which the anime is based.
  • Suzuka is chock full of this. The manga has a rare "kiss-kiss, SLAP!!" scene both initiated by the girl depicted.
  • The second half of Black Lagoon's seventh episode is an extended slap-slap-Indirect Kiss sequence between Rocky and Revy. And by 'slap-slap', we mean 'punch-gunshot to the face'.
  • In Blue Drop, Hagino and Mari's huge fight at the school's swimming pool results in both of them landing in the water and exchanging a kiss—probably, since that moment is obscured by lots of bubbles.
  • Inverted in Noir when Lady Silvana (aka the Intoccabile) gives Mireille a lengthy Kiss Of Death, whereupon the latter tries to punch her.
  • Litaral example in Gokinjo Monogatari, when the kiss directly follows a bitchslap, which the heroine's given her somewhat tactless lover.

Comic Books
  • In the Frank Miller-written comic book Allstar Batman, a retelling of the Batman mythos that is slowly becoming more and more of a parody of the 90s Dark Age of comics that Frank Miller helped create (it is fervently hoped, anyway), Wonder Woman is characterized as a man-hating shrew, someone who thinks men do nothing but destroy the planet and even calling some random onlooker in the street a "sperm-bank". She meets up with the rest of the Justice League, including Superman and, after saying that she hates their guts (several times, using the same wording) she suddenly starts making out with Supes. After that she returns to her ultra radical feminist self with no explanation given for the two heroes suddenly massaging each others' tonsils.
  • A frequent move of Catwoman's when she goes up against Batman. The final issue (#82) of her most recent series is just one example.
  • In Boy Meets Hero by Chayne Avery and Russell Garcia, villain Cold Snap and her protege 'Zack Savage' get a moment like this, hurling insults, complete with "Are you as turned on as I am?" "More!", at which point she jumps on him and they start kissing.
  • Scrooge McDuck and Glittering Goldie in the Don Rosa story The Prisoner of White Agony Creek, pictured. The action cuts to outside the cabin, where there are sound effects of yelling and crashing … and then, suddenly, silence. Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson attempt to rush in, shouting, "They killed each other!" but the more Genre Savvy Judge Roy Bean prevents them from ruining the moment.
    • It's even more so with Donald's parents in The Invader of Fort Duckburg.

Film
  • Blades Of Glory has this between Stranz and Fairchild van Waldenberg. Um...right.
    • Made more interesting by the fact that the pair are played by real-life husband and wife Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.
  • Father Goose does this. The first time, Leslie Caron slaps Cary Grant, he calmly slaps her back, and she dissolves in tears and runs away. The second time, she slaps him, he slaps her back, she slaps him back ... cut to Trevor Howard, reaction to the news that they want to be married.
  • Taken to a ridiculous extreme by the movie Mr. And Mrs. Smith. The two main characters practically demolish a house with gunfire in an attempt to kill each other. They then proceed to punch, kick and smash objects onto each other, demolishing even more furniture in the process, until they grab their weapons again and get to a Mexican Standoff. Surprising nobody, little time passes before they put down the guns and start kissing and ripping each other's clothes off (although to be fair, as a married couple they were already long past the Will They Or Wont They stage. Also, as a pair of professional assassins, they weren't trying to kill each other for personal reasons.)
  • In Whitecoats, this is done with out the will they or won't they, in this case the Slaps were a fist fight where they gave as good as they got, with the rest of the cast trying to pull them apart. It ended when they started making out.
  • Iron Man has an argument between Tony Stark and Christine Everheart cut directly to them having sex. However this is a one night stand and isn't a set up for a relationship.
    • The more subdued scene later on with Tony and Pepper is more standard but still ends up subverted when it inspires Pepper not to sleep with her boss but to mull over just how screwed-up her relationship with him is.
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade has a classic example of this: Indy and Elsa are arguing. Indy goes on about how "Since I met you, I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait" blah blah, then kisses her. She slaps him, says, "How dare you kiss me?!" then kisses him back.
    • No love for Marion, the original Tsundere in Indy's life? Heck, they're still at it when they're old and grey, right before they finally tie the knot.
  • Star Wars — Han Solo and Leia, anyone?
    • I'm appalled this isn't the first entry in the film section.
  • Enchanted: Giselle is first turned on by Robert when he makes her feel angry for the first time in her life.
  • Played straight in Lethal Weapon 3, where Riggs and Lorna end up kissing after the infamous "my scar is bigger" contest.
  • The Singles Ward has another classic example, where Jonathan and Cammie, after having gotten off to a rough start, get into an argument in the kitchen, during a party at his house. They criticize and mock each other, stepping ever closer together, until a friend walks in to find them making out.
  • Outlander has a rather non-standard use of this. Kainan knocks Freya unconscious during his attempted escape. The following morning, Freya gives him a good sock upside the head in return. Freya warms up to Kainan after hearing that he killed a bear all by himself. By the end of the film, they're married.
  • In Gangs of New York, this trope makes an appearance as more of an "Insult retort slap slap punch grapple claw try-to-bite kiss".
  • Stef and Mouth have this sort of relationship in The Goonies. At first they hate each other, but then she hugs him when they find the pirate ship and then pushes him back. Finally at the end they really do make up.
  • The parents in The Ref. Although it's more like slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap almost-kiss, with the slaps being verbal rather than physical...

Machinima
  • Red Vs Blue. Tex and Church sometimes play this in reverse:
    Chruch: Alright O'Malley this is it. From now on if any one makes my girlfriend crazy and psychotic...it's gonna be me.
    Tex: Aw, that's sweet.
    Church: Shut up bitch.
    Tex: Asshole.

Music
  • Used in Muse's Knights Of Cydonia music video (which is done in the style of a 70s Sci Fi movie). The love interest slaps the hero in a bar, then the slap is shown again, but they're now in a bedroom and wearing less clothes. Again, with less clothes, but he grabs her arm and they kiss.
  • The whole point of the 80's Latin-American pop song "Dame un beso" ("Gimme a Kiss") by Yuri, which plays it up as comedy.
  • Florence and The Machine has a song called "Kiss With A Fist" that is basically about this trope.
  • The music video for Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You is this trope all the way through, with the "Kiss" part is in the lyrics.

Literature
  • This situation very accurately describes the relationship between Aravis and Prince Cor in The Horse and his Boy:
    "Aravis also had many quarrels (and, I'm afraid, even fights) with Cor, but they always made it up again: so that years later, when they were grown up, they were so used to quarreling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently."
  • There's a similar case with a young Vulcan couple in Diane Duane's Star Trek novel,Spock's World. The chapter is set pre-Surak, after all.
  • Ron and Hermione in the Harry Potter series.
  • How about Stab Stab Kiss? Vlad of the Taltos series and his wife, a former assassin, fall in lust/love after she kills him and he is revived from the dead. This is subverted later, when the series takes a more realistic perspective toward this kind of tumultuous relationship by having their marriage fall apart very quickly when the two discover how different they really are.
  • Alluded to in the prequels to Eddings' Belgariad. The heirs of Astur and Mimbre were Locked In A Room "to kill each other without disturbing honest people", with the sole purpose of having them accept marriage.
    • Pretty much defines the relationship between Garion and Ce'Nedra.
  • Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy in Pride And Prejudice are often cited as this — a scene where the two of them argue about what the other's worst qualities are makes Darcy's Clingy Jealous Girl Caroline Bingley worried enough to try to distract them with the piano... which just leads to more UST. However, the Slap Slap Kiss feelings are actually only coming from Darcy. Elizabeth geuinely DID detest him at first and finds it insulting that no one can ever give a girl permission to genuinely dislike a man without masking love.
  • The real ur-example is most certainly the Sumerian poem The Courtship Of Inanna And Dumuzi, in which the Tsundere goddess Inanna spends most of the story berating the shepherd Dumuzi for not being a farmer, until they have a good argument and Inanna becomes smitten. They spend the rest of the story having awesome sex. Yeah, this is Older Than Dirt.
  • Averted in Animorphs, where Marco and Rachel exhibited many symptoms of this trope. Turns out that they were really too different for a relationship and ended up staying in the kinda-friendly zone. There are indications of attraction and mild flirting, but Rachel and Tobias are set up as a couple from the very first book. Later in the series, Marco makes it pretty clear that he thinks Rachel is a rageaholic violence junkie and Rachel gets very impatient with his snark and suspicious caution. The trope is also played with to a certain extent: they seem to flirt in earlier books, Marco's immediate reaction to seeing that Rachel has been split in half is that there's one for him now, Nice Rachel says she would go out with him if he asked her, and in the Wonderful Life / What If book, where they never became Animorphs and Rachel never really got to know Tobias, they did end up going on a date.
  • In Xanth, Ogre-style-love is violent to the point of being perceived as rape by virtually all of the other non-Ogre cultures.
  • Mort and Ysobel. There's a good two pages dedicated to a conversation in which they insult each other.
    • Pratchett sums up their relationship in Soul Music: [Mort and Ysobel] took a strong and immediately dislike to one another and everyone knows there's only one inevitable outcome to that kind of relationship.
  • In Pyramids this is mostly the case for Pteppic and Ptracy until it is revealed they're half-siblings.
  • DS Edgar Wield and Edwin Digweed in Reginald Hill's Dalziel And Pascoe novel Pictures of Perfection, largely because neither of them is Genre Savvy enough to realize that Hill is parodying Pride And Prejudice.
  • In Arch Angel by Sharon Shinn, the main characters' relationship is entirely this.
  • An entire chapter of The Action Hero's Handbook is dedicated to teaching the reader how to invoke this trope.
  • Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged and Trillian Astra in And Another Thing, after a heated argument regarding a) the treatment of Random Dent, and b) whether or not the chosen pastimes of either them is more or less pathetic and laced with schadenfreude than the other's.

Live Action TV
  • Cheers, practically a Trope Namer, centered around the Will They Or Wont They relationship of Sam and Diane that seemed eternally poised to trigger this trope.
    Sam: You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
    Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant self centered, son of a b...
    Sam: SHUT IT! Shut your fat mouth!
    Diane: Make me!
    Sam: Make you?! My God I'm-I'm gonna, I'm GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!!
    Diane: Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow... Or should I say funnier?
    Sam: You know... you know I always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
    Diane: You disgust me! I hate you!
    Sam: Are you as turned on as I am?
    Diane: More!
    (They kiss passionately.)
    • In fact, during the season two finale, they literally slapped each other.
      • Frasier would reference this scene twice with Frasier.
  • Niles and C.C. in The Nanny triggered a quantum leap in their relationship this way.
  • Can you say Moonlighting?
  • Buffy and Spike on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Although that was more a case of "roundhouse kick, punch to the face, kiss."
    • Also Cordelia and Xander.
      Cordelia: I hate you!
      Xander: I hate you!
      Both wait a beat, then grab each other and kiss passionately.
    • And Buffy and Faith, if you're a fan of subtext.
      • Buffy and Faith actually got along pretty well before Faith's Face Heel Turn. A better example mostly in the subtext would probably be Spike and Angel. Which, of course, got a little textier with this:
        Me and Angel have never been intimate. Except that once.
      • There's also that guy who shot that chick in the back on the show, and now they've been dating in real life for about five years. So Yeah.
      • To Elaborate Adam Busch who played Warren Mears is dating Amber Benson who played Tara Mc Clay. Weird huh?
  • Although they are brother and sister, Justin and Alex, from Wizards Of Waverly Place, have the slap slap kiss kind of relationship. Despite of the fact that the slap slap part is much more dominant, they occasionally hug and support each other, especially in the last episodes (plus the movie), where these gestures are quite frequent. Now, it might sound like a normal sibling relationship... if the entire fandom wasn't lead by fans who support Jalex (Justin/Alex).
  • Hawkeye and Margaret's brief liaison under fire in M*A*S*H is a variation on this trope. Even Hot Lips and Frank conveyed this trope note for note years earlier.
  • Aeryn and John on Farscape, often complete with literal punches and backhands. They yell at each other, and then they make out... or they make out and then yell at each other.
  • Pretty much the entire plot of every instance of "The Needlers" , a recurring sketch on Saturday Night Live.
  • Happened in the penultimate episode of Two Guys And A Girl to set Pete and Ashley together.
  • Happened completely literally in the late first season of Rome. Slap. Pause. Slap. Pause. Kiss.
  • The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air: This pretty much sums up Will's relationship with one of his longer-lasting Girls Of The Week, Jackie.
    • There was also a Girl Of The Week who was rude to everyone, and Will wasn't getting along with her for that reason. Carlton had better luck, however, and after the "kiss" part of the trope kicked in, he was able to get her to treat people in a civil manner. After discovering that Carlton was able to assert himself, Will tried doing the same thing as Carlton did... however, Will was just as unable as ever to get past the "slap slap" stage of the relationship.
  • Drake And Josh: Josh and Mindy share the following heated exchange...
    Josh: So today, you were just messing with my head?
    Mindy: I think you deserved it after the way you screamed at me.
    Josh: I still think that was a really obnoxious thing for you to do!
    Mindy: I think you acted way more obnoxious.
    Josh: Well, I'm just glad we're broken up!
    Mindy: Not as glad as I am!
    Josh: Oh, really?!
    Mindy: REALLY!
    (They make out.)
    • On that note, Sam and Freddie of I Carly unsurprisingly become this at the close of the Tonight Someone Kisses special. Judging by their reactions after they share a First Kiss, the way they act towards each other won't change much.
      • Although if you look closely, Freddie at least seemed to enjoy it more than he expected to.
      • It is hinted that Sam enjoyed it too when Carly confronts them about it in a later episode.
        Carly: Did you guys ... you know ... like it?
        Sam and Freddie both hesitate to answer.
  • Maddie shares one such scene with a one-shot character, Trevor, a "merit scholar", on The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, ending with the most passionate make out scene ever on children's programming:
    Trevor: I don't need a vote from some tree-hugger.
    Maddie: If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug.
    Trevor: Oh, next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.
    Maddie: Yeah, 'cause they're to blame!
    Trevor: Oh, cry me a river!
    Maddie: If I did, you'd just pollute it!
    Trevor: You bleeding-heart liberal!
    Maddie: You establishment puppet!
    Trevor: Do you wanna kiss me as much as I wanna kiss you!?
    Maddie: I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!
    London, to a nearby museum staff: Didn't see that comin'. (The man nods)
    • It doesn't help that Trevor and Maddie are played by the same people who played Troy and Sharpay.
    • "I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other?"
  • One episode of Frasier subverts it by having Frasier in the slap phase with a coworker, but when (in a Continuity Nod to the Cheers example) he asks if she is as turned on as he is, she just says no and looks disgusted. Since the station manager saw the situation, everyone in the station has to attend a Sensitivity Training.
    • A straight example of this trope occurred in an earlier episode in a very similar situation, but without the Shout Out to the Cheers line.
    • A version of this trope occurred in the episode "Daphne Returns" where Daphne and Niles' first fight leads to them kissing and then having sex for the first time.
  • The rebooted Battlestar Galactica has raised this to the level of an art form; nearly every canonical couple has engaged in it at some point and to some degree, often in the most literal sense (see — unsurprisingly — Lee Adama and Kara Thrace; also Saul and Ellen Tigh).
    • In the case of both Adama/Thrace and the two Tighs this pretty much defines their relationship from beginning to end.
    • Deserving of special mention are Chief Tyrol and Callie. The first slap was actually Callie Murdering The Hypotenuse by shooting Tyrol's Cylon lover right before his eyes. The slap back came later that season, when Callie woke Tyrol up from a nightmare and Tyrol, possibly believing he was still dreaming, he beat her so brutally that a disclaimer warning of excessive violence was broadcast before the episode. Two and a half episodes later, they were married and expecting. Admittedly there was a one year Time Skip in the meantime, but Jesus H. Christ... To twist the trope further into the realm of the bizarre, they were one of only three couples on the show that were relatively stable and supportive. At least until the forth season, but I probably shouldn't say any more...
  • Burn Notice takes this and runs with it, since both of the "combatants" are trained covert ops. After a short fight with heavy subtext, one finally gets the other in a choke pin... but then they start making out.
  • Ellen from Slings And Arrows does this twice within three episodes of each other: the first time with Geoffrey, the second with her brother-in-law Eric.
  • Worf and Ezri Dax from Star Trek Deep Space Nine have a heated argument while stranded on a forest planet, intensified by the feelings shared between Worf and Jadzia Dax, Ezri's symbiont predecessor. It eventually degrades into name-calling and fisticuffs, and a passionate kiss with (implied) off-camera relations.
    • Speaking of DS 9, Odo and Kira in "His Way". Not too heavy on the slapping, but a heated argument in the middle of the frickin' Promenade should count too. Also, the way Worf and Jadzia got together in "Looking for Par'mach in All the Wrong Places". Although that was more "Bat'leth Fight, Attempted Strangulation, Destructo Nookie."
    • Early in the first or second season of Next Generation, Worf explains to Wesley that this is how all Klingon courtship works. The woman screams and throws heavy objects, while the man reads love poetry and ducks a lot.
    • Chief O'Brien has this almost done to him as well. He's working with a female Cardassian engineer and the two of them won't stop arguing over everything. Soon he learns that she believed that he was flirting with her.
  • The Tick (live-action): Batmanuel and Captain Liberty
  • Scrubs: Jordan and Dr. Cox. Although it's more of a "Stab Stab Sex" sort of thing.
    • Jordan again, this time with JD. He gets fed up with her behaviour as a patient, tells her so, and she tells him to take his pants off.
  • Gene Hunt to Alex Drake in Episode 1 of Ashes To Ashes (immediately after grabbing her breast in the supply room):
    Gene: Now then, Bollinger Knickers. You going to kiss me or punch me?
(She did not, needless to say, kiss him. Nor has she yet, but let's face it — it's only a matter of time.)
  • Dick and Mary from Third Rock From The Sun have this quite often. Most bizarrely, the first episode has Dick kiss Mary, she slaps him, she kisses him again, then he, confused, slaps her back.
  • Receptionist Amanda and Nick Pepper of Ugly Betty revert to this after quite a few scenes of sexual tension, coming to a close when both tag each other out of a game of company paintball — and consequently decide that their catfights actually turn them on.
  • Spike and Lynda of Press Gang conducted their kissing-and-slapping exchange while on the set of a Saturday morning children's cartoon show, where Lynda was supposed to be promoting the wholesomeness and public-spiritedness of the Junior Gazette.
  • The Vicar Of Dibley had something similar to the Fraiser subversion but played more seriously: Geraldine, the title character and a liberal female vicar, is always trading insults with the arch-conservative councilman David. At one point in the series, he reveals his love for her, interpreting her snarking as flirting. In actuality, she doesn't really consciously like him much at this point. This declaration starts his character on a more Pet The Dog path and makes her better disposed to him.
  • From House, Greg House and Lisa Cuddy: "I try to make you miserable. You deny that it's making you miserable. You try to make me miserable so I'll stop making you miserable." How romantic...
    • And let us not forget the ending of the episode "Joy" in season 5, where they actually do kiss after the slap slap.
    • Season 6 seems to be heading for deconstructing this trope. Apparently, Cuddy doesn't find it at all romantic. Maybe House should read Pride And Prejudice.
  • Done in Friends between Ross and Rachel. Rachel is very pregnant and overdue for labor, and the doctor has advised several home remedies, including sex, to speed up the process. They try everything else and nothing works, so Rachel insists they have sex. Since she had been very mean to Ross that entire episode, Ross declines. Rachel then starts angrily ranting at him how this is all his fault and so on, but is interrupted by Ross kissing her. Rachel is surprised and Ross says, "I don't care what it takes, I am getting that baby out of you!" Rachel immediately starts having contractions and Ross says, "I am good!"
  • An episode of Saved By The Bell featured Slater and Jessie arguing as they always do before launching into a kiss.
  • Star Trek Enterprise. In "Precious Cargo" Trip Tucker has this happen with the beautiful yet arrogant First Monarch Kaitaama, among a bunch of other cliched scenes.
  • The Daily Show. Samantha Bee and Jason Jones (married in RL) pulled this off...while acting as Dick Cheney and Ahmad Chalabi.
    • Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac did something similar during their White House Beer Simulation though it was more Fight Dance Fight Dance Fight Dance Grope.
  • Laura and one of her love interests had the Insult Insult Kiss variation of this in an episode of Family Matters.
  • Lost. Ana Lucia tries to get Sawyer's gun — she asks him for it, tries to steal it, and gets caught. She and Sawyer fight before he pins her down and asks her what she's going to do, and she kisses him, leading to them having sex. She steals the gun after, when he's too distracted to think about it.
  • Played around with in the season 4 finale of How I Met Your Mother, between Barney and Robin. The two are unable to admit their feelings without provoking the other into an automatic rejection response (as both are relationship averse). Leads to a long, rapid back-and-forth "I love you"/"Lets be friends" style exchange that escalates in aggravation until they become so confused and frustrated they simply kiss.
    • And it's awesome:
    Barney: Why are you so afraid of giving this a chance?
    Robin: Because I am scared of how much I like you!
    Barney: Whoa, this is a bad idea.
    Robin: You’re right, this is a mistake.
    Barney: Yes. No!
    Robin: I love you!
    Barney: Let’s be friends.
    Robin: Okay, friends then.
    Barney: I love you.
    Robin: Let’s get married!
    Barney: No, you’re smothering me!
    Robin: Okay, forget it!
    Barney: Gaaah!
    Robin: Gaaah! (they kiss)
  • When John Hart and Jack Harkness meet again on Torchwood this is exactly what happens, although they substitute punches for some of the slaps. It helps that they're both omnisexual mansluts.
    • More Kiss Kiss Slap than Slap Slap Kiss.
    • Meanwhile, in the first season, Jack and Ianto went from pointing guns at each other's heads in episode 4 to UST in episode 5 and discussing stopwatches in episode 8. (To be fair, it's also been suggested that they were having sex before episode 4, though nothing in canon actually proves it.)
  • Notable aversion: the original script called for this between Jack Bauer and Renee Walker in season 7 of 24, but the kiss was cut for being "too cliché". The actress who plays Renee added that she wasn't quite sure if she wanted a romantic subplot with Jack because that's "usually the kiss of death for a character". I smell Genre Savvy here.
  • This is the entire basis of the Spock/McCoy pairing in the Star Trek fandom. This sums it up rather neatly.
  • Stargate SG-1: Vala and... well, everyone she has the last part with. (With Daniel, it's mostly subtext.)
  • Joe and Helen do this on Wings, except that the slaps are done with flour-coated pieces of veal. (Don't ask.)
    Joe: One minute we're spanking each other with meat, and the next minute it got weird!

Puppet Shows
  • Red and Gobo of Fraggle Rock — in the rare moments when they're not fighting/competing to see who can be more stubborn, they're hugging. Or Red is desperately trying to get his attention. And yet for all their complaints and squabbles about leadership, they keep coming back...

Professional Wrestling

Theatre
At which point he grabs her, snogs the hell out of her, and dashes off... whereupon she bursts into song. (Though to be fair, this is a case of Volleying Insults rather than a Slap Slap.)
  • Jimmy and Helena in Look Back in Anger.
  • Avenue Q's "The More You Ruv Someone (The More You Want to Kill Them)" is basically this trope's anthem.

Video Games
  • In the TV Zapping intro of the first Command And Conquer game, the third sequence (on channel 319) is a perfect example of Slap Slap Kiss. Joe Kucan, who plays Kane, has named it as his favorite scene in the whole series.
    "Oh yeah? Well at least your mother tipped well!"
  • Fire Emblem seems to be quite fond of this trope when it comes to romance. In the 7th installment, we have Genki Girl/Rich Bitch Serra and Badass Bookworm Erk, Tsundere Farina and the Boisterous Bruiser Dart the Pirate, Genius Bruiser Hector and Action Girl Lyn, Hector and Farina, and to some extent Wil and Rebecca (she kicks him in the gut and yells at him quite a bit shortly before rushing into his arms). Fire Emblem 6 has Well Excuse Me Princess Clarine and Fragile Speedster Rutger, while 8 has the other Well Excuse Me Princess L'Arachel behave this way towards her two pairing options (Straight Arrow Innes and The Wise Prince of sorts Ephraim) and popular fanon option Rennac.
    • You also forgot Serra/Matthew from the 7th game. And Boyd/Mist from the ninth and tenth.
  • Indiana Jones And The Fate of Atlantis shows that Indy loves this trope. After freeing Sophia Hapsgood from her prison they get into an argument, she hits him, he hits back, she goes to hit him again but Indy yanks her into a deep kiss.
  • Metal Gear Solid 4. In the third phase of the final battle, your opponent sometimes grabs you in a chokehold. If you leave the controller still for a while, he will plant a kiss on Snake's cheek and let him go. This troper couldn't figure it out until after playing Metal Gear Solid 3 and carving through the insanely complicated plot of 4 to figure out what the point of the entire game was.
  • Buck and Dare do this near the end of Halo 3: ODST.
  • Loni and Nanaly in Tales Of Destiny 2. Every time she gives him a bone-crusher makes you think "Aw, they really do love each other!"

Webcomics

Western Animation
  • Alvin And The Chipmunks: Alvin and Brittany are forever fighting, but clearly have the hots for each other.
  • Captain Planet: Linka and Wheeler
  • In Daria: After the title character gets into an argument with Jane's beau on whether or not they actually have anything going on on the side, the two come to a mutual agreement that Tom breaking up with Jane is inevitable — and that, furthermore, it has nothing to do with Daria, and neither would choose to get involved in the first place... That is, until Tom kisses her. Twice.
  • Beast Machines: Rattrap and Botanica.
  • Teen Titans: Beast Boy and Raven, anyone? "Slap Slap Support" and "Slap Slap Commiserate" in the animated series; Kiss in the comics.
    • They even hugged in one episode, and Beast Boy Glomped her in another. Which considering its target audience, might as well count as a kiss.
  • Courtney and Duncan develop this sort of relationship on Total Drama Island.
    (after watching Owen & Gwen walking over logs while being attacked by eagles, Courtney kisses Duncan)
    Courtney: (after breaking the kiss) You're still not my type.
    Duncan: You make me sick
    (they kiss again)
  • Scrooge McDuck and Glittering Goldie on Duck Tales — Their idea of romance is taking turns tricking each other out of a fortune... and making out afterwards. Not as violent as the above-mentioned comic but still interesting.
  • Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex own this trope.
  • Brock Sampson and Molotov Cocktease from Venture Brothers are more of the "Stab Stab Kiss" variety, but they always fight and have a hot makeout session afterwards. Too bad they can only get to second base, though...
  • Stoked: Fin and Reef (of course the almost kiss).

Other
  • Limyaael hates this trope and wrote a Rant specifically about ways to avert this kind of romance.
  • In a great deal of Fan Fic to be found in the Kung Fu Panda-verse, it seems to be the consensus that if Tai Lung and Tigress were to become a couple, this would be the nature of their relationship — if not outright Masochism Tango.
    • Pro tip: It's not restricted to King Fu Panda. I see this everywhere.
      • Oh believe me, I know it! Just pointing out that that particular pairing seems especially prone to this trope.

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