"Alright, I see a Chain Chomp. Control+C. Control+V here, Control+V here..." slowbeef:
"Oh wait, wait, wait, Control+Z. That one was a little too close to the tree. Alright, Control+V."
Is Kaizo now just an internet adjective for anything that's mildly irritating? Diabetus:
I had a bad Kaizo flight delay a couple weeks ago. It was ridiculous! Would you stop hacking my pilot please? slowbeef:
I wish someone would stop hacking this doctor's office waiting room, it's too Kaizo! Diabetus:
Is my tumor benign, or is it Kaizo, doctor?
"Hey Mario! Is it true that you, blah blah blah..." Diabetus:
"Hey Mario, is it true that you're in a shitty romhack?" slowbeef:
"Hey Mario, is it true that you only changed, like, 10% of the text tops?" Diabetus:
"Hey Mario, where did all these Chain Chomps come from?" [OmegaEdge29 takes a teleport shortcut] slowbeef:
"Hey Mario, are you actually going to CHEAT a little in your own terribly difficult romhack?" Are you joking!?
Did he not change anything here, or am I wrong? Diabetus:
Uhhh, Chain Chomp, that's different, uh, there's that electric thing, the fire
, uh... slowbeef:
How Kaizo of him. Diabetus: That's so Kaizo. [cracking up]
I think that red coin is in a slightly different place. He might have moved it a few inches up for no reason. slowbeef:
"Four pixels to the left makes this the ultimate in Kaizoness!" Diabetus:
He laughs maniacally
to himself when he moves it. [OmegaEdge29 accidentally enters a cannon] Diabetus:
Oh, if you actually use the cannon in the race you lose, so he fucked up. slowbeef:
Oh yeah? Well maybe he romhacked it out! Diabetus:
Oh god! He's thought of every angle! slowbeef:
The Chain Chomp is gonna come in and just eat the turtle. Diabetus:
The turtle can't get up the hill because it's too hard. slowbeef:
No, because he screwed up the romhack! Diabetus:
The geometry makes it literally impossible for Koopa the Quick to make it to the end. slowbeef:
"Oh no, I knew I added too many Chain Chomps! Now the game's broken!"
I wish a Chain Chomp would have eaten him out of the air. (a Chain Chomp then attacks Mario as the level fades out)
Oh well, good enough. Diabetus:
Couldn't you feasibly hack a Chain Chomp into the sky by putting invisible platforms in the air? slowbeef:
Well, I mean, yeah. I think people who probably clicked the "Advanced" tab of whatever tool he used could do it, but he cannot.
When he played Super Mario Galaxy
, do you think he came at the Chain Chomp Galaxy? slowbeef:
It's like "How can I add a bunch of sprites that don't belong in galaxies? Oh wait, I'm unskilled at technical things." Diabetus:
"No, there's not enough Chain Chomps in Chain Chomp Galaxy!
Or when he's playing The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
and they have that Chain Chomp, he goes "YES!
"My Crossover Fanfic
come to life!" slowbeef:
"Nintendo DID get my letters!" Diabetus:
"I knew they'd eventually respond in their own special way!" slowbeef:
"Put a goddamn Chain Chomp in Zelda just to shut this OmegaEdge kid up!"
[OmegaEdge29 lands on a button, and an Access Violation message appears.] slowbeef: [laughing]
That's what the button did! Diabetus:
Did you pilot test your hack before it went into production? [OmegaEdge29 closes the emulator, showing a blue vortex background.] slowbeef:
Oh, wow, the whole world is gone! [OmegaEdge29 starts reloading the rom.] Diabetus:
"Kaizo just imploded on itself, sorry." [OmegaEdge29 reloads the rom; slowbeef cracks up] slowbeef:
Man! Master programmer! Diabetus:
"It's all a part of the hack, guys, alright? It's the challenge." slowbeef:
You have to take savestates in case everything crashes.
You have to be a master to be able to complete this game- a master of computer science! Only 8 terabytes of RAM required to play Kaizo Mario 64! Diabetus:
"I hope you have your Playstation 3 booted up, 'cause this is Kaizo Mario 64." slowbeef:
I heard this romhack made Watson retarded. Diabetus:
"What's that Sony? You need a launch game for PS4? Let me show you what I've been working on." [OmegaEdge29 falls down, revealing the level to be Whomp's Fortress] Diabetus:
Oh, it's Whomp's Fortress! slowbeef:
Yeah, you didn't notice that from the way it just sort of scaled in from nowhere? You don't remember the part of Whomp's Fortress where there were cannons shooting you out of the sky, and your Nintendo 64 would blow up? Diabetus:
I forgot how many times I had to reboot the N64 to beat this game. slowbeef: Shigeru Miyamoto
comes in three months early, "Fuck it boys, ship it!"