Many Creepypastas out there manage to invoke a sense of suspense and terror in their readers. These moments, on the other hand, are the moments that make both Mutahar and us want to laugh.
- This video
Words alone cannot describe its sheer sense of mind-bogglingly hilarious imagery.- And now we have this masterpiece!
- And now we have this masterpiece!
- Mutahar and co. actually play a Hell's Kitchen Licensed Game. The best part? It's actually Nintendo Hard*! Mutahar, at one point, basically calls it Dark Souls meets Diner Dash!
- In his 16th exploration of the deep web, Mutahar decides to jokingly "join" a cult called "The Brotherhood of Satan", all while putting a craft name "Hamtaro 666"."Primary phone number: 666-666-6666""Primary email address: thisisfake@bullshit.org""Street address: 666 Devildidnothingwrong dr""City: New Hell, Providence: Satanland".
- What makes it funnier is that him putting himself as a female, then jokingly looking down his pants and saying he's a guy, saying he's been 'putting it wrong for years'.
- His responses for additional information on the application":
"What is your knowledge of the Brotherhood, if any? - Deep web""If you have any background with Satanism please summarize your experience in the field below. - I was once used as a sacrifice"."Why do you wish to join the Brotherhood? - For teh lulz.""How do you think the Brotherhood will benefit from your membership? - Because of my awesome skills and I read the fan fiction "My Immortal" in its entirety", meaning I am a very strong-willed individual and also suffering from total brain damage.""What are your expectations from the Brotherhood? - Money."- What makes it funnier near the end of the segment with the Brotherhood is that Mutahar firmly didn't think they were being real about charging $203 for "membership", until he reaches the page confirming the information. Mutahar just bursts into loud laughs.
Mutahar: "Save now for the special Sata-(stops himself and just bursts out laughing)-Special Satanic offering price-Holy shit, on sale motherfuckers! Hail Satan! Guardian of the Brotherhood of Satan!- When he reaches the Paypal page:
Mutahar: OH MY GOD, IT IS REAL! Oh my lord! That's it, I can't! I'm sorry! I can't- It even has PayPal purchase protection! Hoooly shit! I'M DONE! THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE DEEP WEB! - Mutahar laughing really hard at a particularly poorly-made screamer.
- Scratch that, anytime Mutahar laughs at all.
- Scratch that, anytime Mutahar laughs at all.
- The entirety of his Rouge.EXE Let's Play is this because the game is so surreally bad (even by quickly cobbled together .exe game standards), but special mention goes to him completely losing what little composure he had to take the game seriously when corrupted Rouge kills Shadow by shooting him with a gun poorly ripped from a photo and pasted onto her sprite. The quality of the game is all downhill from there and Mutahar spends the rest of the playthrough in shocked laughter.
- Gentlemen, Christian fundamentalists freaking out about Persona 3. that is all.
- To elaborate: A Troll made an outrageous post in a fundamentalist forum concerning Persona 3 and its alleged links to satanism and other occult stuff. It all went downhill when actual fundies react accordingly with zero irony on their part. Although there are still some sane people who question the whole thing there.
- What makes it funnier is that this is the few times the Shin Megami Tensei franchise gets mentioned at all! This particular troll is somehow more well informed than real Christian fundamentalists!!
- Deep Web Browsing #138 had a website with the top ten pictures of dogs, which was apparently forced onto the Deep Web despite being ridiculously tame and wholesome compared to many of the other things Mutahar has found. He then proceeds to rant at the author's choices, saying that #4 was clearly the cutest.
- At the bottom of the page is a link to "illegal stuff". Mutahar clicks the link, and follows it to a Rickroll.
Trollpasta Readings:
- In their reading of BOB.EXE, when they get to the part with Leonardo DiCaprio, they suddenly burst out into high-pitched laughter. They're laughing so hard, they can't even continue the reading for another fifteen seconds!
- In "It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown - Take 2", the author of the story discovers the initials "T.D." on the tape. Mutahar is immediately convinced that it stands for "The Devil". And of course, the answer ...is never revealed, which makes his confusion after the reading about how the story never mentions it again all the funnier.note
- In his group reading of "Sonic X: Jungle Trap Revenge", near the beginning the author of the creepypasta rants about a Sonic X episode that he disliked, saying that "Episodes 52 and 65 (IN MY OPINION) were SO much better", without clarifying what the episodes are about. Cue Mutahar's Deadpan Snarker side:Mutahar: "Episodes 52 and 65, in my opinion, were so"—I don't know what the fuck those are, but okay, they're better.
- Later on:Mutahar: (reading) "So I joined that chat even though I didn't bother to." ...But you did.
- Later on:
- In "Metal Gear Solid: Solid's Fate...", Mutahar briefly loses it after the part where the main character's friend death is (rather haphazardly) introduced, where he "died smoking with his PlayStation controller in hand." Mutahar's reaction is priceless.Mutahar: (reading) Later on, my friend and I stayed over for those two weeks. He had DIED?!
- "Wario Ware: NOT so Smooth Moves" has Mutahar and his friends crack up over the author's cousin's name, Jonjo, and the ending where the author blows up Cuba.
- Mutahar's reading of "Haunted Gaming: Lost Episode" is pretty bog standard as far as trollpastas go, getting no more than a chuckle at best from Mutahar, although he did praise the inset picture and appreciated that someone put in the effort to make it. What is funny is that Mutahar himself made a video depiction of the trollpasta, complete with his head flying out of a computer going "Hey, it's me, Mutahar, and you gonna die, fucker!" superimposed on top of a clip of a girl playing "The Maze".
