This occurs on in "Peach's Birthday Cake" in an interesting way:
Chugga: HEY JON— Jon: HEY CHUGGA! THIS IS MY FIST! I DON'T GOT THAT REFERENCE! Chugga: I hear eating that is bad for you! Jon: REALLY!? (pounds fist) I hear knuckle sandwiches are GREAT for your teeth!
Jon finding out Mario Party has a storyline canon, especially realizing that Wario was the Super Star from the first Mario Party game:
For several minutes afterward, even while the others were discussing the game mechanics, ProtonJon was still hung up on the idea of Mario Party having canon.
This exchange from the Mario Party collab on Rainbow Castle Episode 5:
From exchange from Rainbow Castle Episode 1, after Protonjon reacts to Shy Guy sending Wario out to sea, but ignores Yoshi when the same happens to him:
Chuggaa: And you say I'm racist! ProtonJon: Ra- How is that racist!? It's a dinosaur! Chuggaa: Dinosaurs are people too, you know! ProtonJon: No, they're not! They're dinosaurs! That's why they're called dinosaurs!
Same game, different episode, NintendoCapriSun singing 'White Flag' in a helium voice as Peach drifts out to sea.
Earlier recordings were hampered by someone inadvertently disconnecting the projector.
ProtonJon: Having a slight seizure? Chugga: AS SOON AS WE HAVE EQUAL COINS... Jon: See, this is why Communism never works. Chugga: Exactly. Jon: Because of Chance Time.
The gang has one within the first two minutes of the video:
ProtonJon: How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party? Chuggaa: ...I feel like strangling a puppy! ProtonJon: So do I! ... NCS: Hello PETA, I'm calling to report some animal abuse going on here... Jon: Why did you actually pick up the phone? You just sight gagged for an audio recording! NCS: Oh god.
Their amusement of Wario's German voice actor, especially "D'oh, I missed!", cheering when he says it at the results screen of Mario's Rainbow Castle. What's funny is they missed the first time he said it when he got a Dark Star from Bowser.
D'oh, they missed!
When Chuggaa got to see Boo on the last turn at Wario's Battle Canyon, Proton Jon tried to convince Chuggaa to not steal his star... to no avail.
ProtonJon: What are you gonna do? You can steal coins from Tim and get the... *Cue Chuggaa taking away ProtonJon's star* I hate you so much.
From the same episode, during the 'Crazy Cutter' minigame when they improvise lyrics to the Pokémon Theme.
Chugga: I wanna be the very best... ProtonJon: Like no driller ever was? To cut them is my real test, to free them is my cause! Chugga: *When the scores come up* Ninety-three! Jon: Gotta catch some of them.
And let's not forget what ProtonJon thought of Bowser's "Pee Pee" Dance.
Chugga: You know what I'm doing! *steals coins from Mario* Mawio! Jon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stealin' my money, my hard-earned money— (Boo only manages to steal one coin) Chugga: WHAAAAT?! Jon: YEAAAHHH! Suck it, Trebek!
And ProtonJon has better turns... After losing all of his coins, insult is added to injury when he gets the poison mushroom.
Jon: GAME! GAME! ME AND YOU! AFTER THIS! IN THE BACK ALLEY! I HAVE A KNIFE!
Chugga accidentally being racist or sexist. First it's about Peach being a woman, then Jon being Canadian, then this exchange during Knock Block Tower.
Chuggaa: It's-a-Knock-a-Block-a-Towah! ... I get more— Jon: You get more and more racist every board. I'm expecting you to just, like, say the N word, like, every five seconds by the end of this game!
Then taken to its maximum during Yoshi's Tropical Island.
And later on, during Yoshi's Tropical Island, the same situation comes up... and Bowser ditches Luigi instead of giving him anything.
Jon's punishment for losing at Wario's Battle Canyon? Being shot out of Bowser's cannon!
Jon: No! No! Bowser, no, (gets shot out of the cannon) I'm sooRRRRRYYYY! (we cut to the group shot with Mario flying past some firework explosions) Chugga: And you have fireworks shoved up your ass. Jon: Wheeeee! (beat) Wow.
This exchange:
*Peach steals Chugga's star* Chugga: (in a high-pitched, irritating tone of voice)YEAH, PEACH HAS GOT IT! Jon: That was a beautiful rendition of Peach's voice. Chugga: It wasn't trying to be!
Chuggaa butchers Koopa's explanation for Mario's Rainbow Castle.
Chuggaa: *reading Koopa's lines as the dialogue speeds by* "Welcome everybody, I'm your guide Koopa Troopa. This castle you see from but the rainbow disappeared, with all your own hands, I have a piece of advice in the castle, now then let's decide turn."
Then there's how Chuggaa and Jon say 'FU' to the game.
Jon: You know what, Mario Party? FU. FU SO MUCH. Chuggaa: If you see Kay, tell her I said 'hi!'
Chugga: (singing) Chocolate Rain~ ProtonJon: ...really? Thank you, Tay Zonday. Chuggaa: Don't Tay Zonday me, bro! Jon: AAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAAGH, MY FACE IS MELTING.
And let's not forget this one.
Chuggaa: *After explaining turbulence* You know, Shift happens. beat Jon: That was horrible.
On part 3 of Yoshi's Tropical Island, the guys played Paddle Battle (paddling down some rapids using the control stick, one player on one side with the other three on the other; get too close to the river banks and one side loses coins to the other). As luck would have it, Luigi was the 1. All three players are spinning their control sticks as hard and as fast as they can, doing their best to rob Luigi blind. Despite all this, the raft they're on suddenly rockets to the opposite bank, robbing the Runaway Guys of some money, much to their obvious chagrin.
After 5 boards of losing, Jon won Yoshi's Tropical Island with this speech.
Jon: I'LL LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMIES! AND MY MOM, FOR GIVING ME BIRTH, AND MY DAD, SINCE HE WAS IMPORTANT TOO!
Halfway through Part 3 of Yoshi's Tropical Island, Jon was two spaces away from getting Bowser, and Chugga was two spaces from Toad. Looks like a Foregone Victory for Chugga, right? Both of them end up rolling a 1 on the dice, Chugga landing on a Happening Space and switching Toad and Bowser's places and setting Jon up for the next Star. Chugga's reaction is appropriate. And then Luigi rolls a 2 and lands on the Happening Space himself afterwards, switching their positions again for Chugga to get the next one.
The cavalcade of infantile humor that ensues when Chugga plays the Limbo mini-game for the first time, and points out DK's... interesting pose. After making a comment about Candy Kong, cue the assault of "Dong-key Kong" jokes.
Even the computer went and made a funny at Bowser's Magma Mountain because of Artificial Stupidity. You'd think that having 26 coins and enough numbers would guarantee you a star, right? Well, Wario didn't see it because he paid 10 coins to go on the other path... only to NOT GO THERE ANYWAY!!! Their reactions to that moment is just priceless.
In Bowser's Magma Mountain, just before a session of Coin Block Bash, Chugga and Jon start "fighting" each other on the explanation screen, with such dialogue as:
Jon: I played a lot of Donkey Kong in arcades, I know what to do with a hammer!
ProtonJon's constant yawning and Chuggaa's Yawn Counter (it doesn't help that Proton starts making Chuggaa and NCS yawn).
Chugga dubs them "Proton Yawns".
The final minigame of Eternal Star: a Shy Guy Says matchup that goes on for over two minutes. The banter between the two of them as they try to psyche each other out makes it.
Made even better by Tim's attempts to psyche them both out.
Tim: ('A' flag goes up) B! ('B' flag goes up) A! Jon: Oh fuck you, don't do that!
After Chugga ended the Eternal Star roulette, they talk about how none of them were born. Then this happened:
Chugga (as an old man): Hey, way back in the old days... we didn't have... numbers. Jon: Back in 1927, you didn't have numbers? Chugga (as an old man): Exactly! Jon: Back in1927! Tim and Chugga laugh Chugga (as an old man): Back in a number, we didn't have numbers!
Chugga: So three humans versus the AI, alright! Time to see who is mightier: the brain, or SILICONE!? Jon: That would be silicon. Chugga: Whatever! Jon: ...silicone is what they use in breast implants. *Chugga and Tim burst out laughing*
During the Yoshi's Tropical Island board, after the first turn:
Chugga: I'm a beefcake monkey. That's what the brown is. It's beef. Jon: And on that note, let's play Bumper Balls. The minigame wheel scrolls down to Bumper Balls and passes it onto Slot Car Derby, then suddenly scrolls up onto Bumper Balls. Chugga: Slot — OHHHH! YEAH! Dude! You got it back! Jon: I got it back!
Then, during said game of Bumper Balls, after Luigi pretty much kills himelf, leading to everyone just running around the island:
Jon:This is exciting, folks. Running around in circles. Really bad sumo wrestling right here. Chugga:WHOOSOGGASOGGASOGGAWBBBRRRRAHHHH! *his phone rings, causing everyone to burst into laughter* Jon: Ding dong! Ding dong!
ProtonJon does a hilarious prayer at the start of Bowser's Magma Mountain:
"Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer. Which is actually a fat man with a German voice actor. And the dinosaur. And the monkey with a tie. And the Italian plumber. As they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play, amen."
Whenever Jon has one of his talks with Bowser. These talks tend to consist of him telling Bowser something casually, as if he was a friend, while the roulette chooses an event.
"I wanna steal from See Map! See Map's a jerk!"
This priceless exchange for the first Bash n' Cash game:
NCS: (getting hit by hammer) Ah! My penis! My penis! Wait... Chuggaa: WHAT? You can't— Jon: This is a CHILDREN'S GAME, young man!
First episode. First turn. First dice roll:
Jon: "Alright, so who's gonna explain how a dice works?"
After Chugga (and the AI) win on Bobsled Run:
Chugga:YYYYEAH!! The Star is mine, unless a Warp Block screws me over, and it will! Jon: Well, you said it out loud, so... Chugga: Well, I was saying it out loud to try to not jinx it, though, but now that I've said that out loud, now I've jinxed it, though, but now that I've said that out loud, I haven't jinxed it, and now that I've said I haven't jinxed it, now I have. Jon: OKAY! *Chugga laughs* Time paradox, I get it! This is not Metal Gear Solid 3!
During the first game of Deep Sea Divers on Wario's Battle Canyon (Episode 2), Jon can't figure out that he has to reel Tim in to actually get a treasure chest, so Tim dives, grabs a chest, drops it, and is left floating and unmoving amidst Jon's screams while Chugga grabs every coin.
Episode 3 of Peach's Birthday Cake: During the explanation screen for "Bowl Over", Chugga launches his shell and slides away.
Jon: "WE'LL MISS YOU!"
During a game of "Crane Game", Peach goes for the treasure chest. The guys were quick to notice the rather unintentionally suggestive movements she did while holding the chest.
"Every time the Yellow Toad gains a continue after losing all of his lives, he sounds like a chicken."
Chugga: BA-KAWK BA-KAAAAAWWWK!!
While pointing out his recent bad luck, Josh complains that even TIM has more lives than him at the moment. Jon and Chugga immediately start calling him out on it (jokingly, of course).
(Chugga escapes, jumps out of the pit, and bubbles)
Jon: BASTARD!! BASTARD!!
Chugga: HAHAHAHA!! YEESSS!! DESERVE!! DESERVE!!
ProtonJon takes a number from Maxwell and bubbles just before grabbing the flagpole while being the only person outside of it, to the chagrin of the others. Sadly, he didn't do it during a level they were having a lot of trouble on.
In episode 4, the group finds a Pokey. Josh seems to start preparing for a "MOVEFASTERPOKEY!" reference, but Jon angrily stops him.
During the Star Coins/deaths montage in the fourth episode, they earn an extra 1-Up house. What they don't realize until after entering is that Chugga, Tim, and Josh were still Fun Sized thanks to the Mini Mushroom. The Mini-Game for earning 1-Ups involves shooting oneself out of a cannon.
Even better: They spent two minutes chasing a Lakitu so that they could obtain one of the sky high Star Coins. Almost immediately after Jon was finally able to grab it, he got hit by a Pokey. He was the only one still alive.
While Chugga is deciding which level to select next:
Chugga:"We have 2-5 and we have 2-6, so since I can count we're going to 2-5."
Everyone (except Chugga) in unison:"You can count?"
Jon:"In unison everybody said it!"
Chugga:"I can only count to 5, okay? I could tell that 6 wasn't before 5 by process of elimination."
In episode 4, while riding a spinning block through the air, Jon thinks he sees a pipe, leading to everyone almost dying (and Josh actually dying) to reach it:
Jon:"There's a pipe up there! There's a pipe up there!"
Chugga:"Get it, Toad (Josh)! Get it!" *falls off, saves himself with the bubble, only to get popped by NCS (who bubbles and then gets popped by Chugga and re-bubbles) and barely re-bubble*
Josh:"I am-" *gets powered down by a Flame Chomp, losing his propellor and falling* "NOOO!" *accidentally pops NCS's bubble, causing NCS to jump and pop Chugga's bubble, with them barely re-bubbling as Josh dies*
Jon:*completely unharmed and untroubled* "Oh, I was wrong. Sorry guys."
And in a ironic fashion, Chugga wanted his name changed to Steve when he was younger, since he hated his real name, Emile.
In their first run of World 3-4, they run into a power up roulette block a short while after the checkpoint, and after much struggling to get everyone out of bubbles and safely alive, Josh hits the block just as Jon prepares to Ground Pound it... and gets the 1-Up Mushrooms, resulting in Jon landing on all of them and gaining 4 Extra Lives. Chugga's reaction just tops it.
After Josh knocks Chugga off the spinning block of 3-5 and Chugga reacts too late: "What did you do?" "He killed himself." "Marios don't kill Marios. Toads kill Marios." "Toads try to kill Marios, and sometimes succeed." Beat "Yeah, that's about right, actually."
On their second trip through 3-5, they first attempt to ascend the level without setting the spinning block to rise (again). After everyone loses their propellers and are forced to go back, they attempt to do it all at once via Leap of Faith. Of course, things don't go as planned...
Chugga: That sounds like a really bad porn, 4 Penguins.
Jon: ...What kind of porn do you watch?!
After earning an item house with fireworks, Chugga makes their first match: Bowser.
Text Box: Too bad... You didn't even get one...
Josh: FUCK YOU, GAME!
Jon: That's my line...
Chugga: Better game than me.
Text Box: Press 1 on the map to access your items!
He then apologizes for swearing, which is immediately Lampshaded by the others mentioning all the swearing done in their previous episode and wondering if it's really worth censoring.
In episode 7, when they reached Wendy's fortress, Chugga gave us this pun.
Chugga: WE'RE EATING AT WENDY'S TONIGHT!
Jon: Awwwww!
The comment section called him out on this!
Then made more puns...
You see, Wendy's the ring master, so at Wendy's, they got ONION RINGS!
In episode 8, Jon attempts to guide the others through the fortress...
The group's reaction to seeing Big Bertha/Boss Bass, especially when it tries to swim after Luigi after he's already gone up a pipe.
"IT'S EATING THE PIPE!"
At the start of the first episode of World 4, this happens:
Chugga: Last time we finished up World 3, and now we're gonna get started on the world that comes after 3 I don't know because I can't count that high.
It's even funnier because in the end, Chugga was right.
To make it even funnier, they had this conversation in the middle of shooting the video. So, they ended up just arguing on the video far about two minutes, while on a level select screen not doing anything. It just makes it better for some reason.
At a 1-Up house, Chugga is trying to aim his cannon, but Jon stands on the end of it, blocking him.
At the flagpole at the end of a level, Jon dashes ahead of everyone, causing the screen to scroll and dump everyone (except him) in the water and not get the flagpole, while Jon gets a 1-Up. This is accompanied with yet another "Bye guys!"
At the end of a different level (this one a Ghost House) in episode 8, Chugga and Jon safely reach the flagpole despite the giant Boo right in front (NCS is already dead). Josh jumps for it, but hits the big Boo and dies... literally the instant the Boo vanishes and Chugga and Jon slide down the pole.
It should be noted this was not a coincidence. NCS was out of lives, and since Jon and Chuggaa were on the pole, the level ends once Josh is out of play, either through death or finishing. Doesn't make it any less hilarious
Chugga fails to get to where Bowser Jr. is in the airship. Jon's yell of "To space!" seconds beforehand and the fact that Jon and NCS made it makes it all the funnier.
Jon throwing Chugga into a wall of spikes in the tower in episode 9, killing him.
And episode 13 might as well be called the "Gratutious Bubble Abuse" episode.
Jon: Why are you all in bubbles AGAIN?
Randomly singing "99 Red Balloons" in a British accent.
Randomly singing anything, especially if they all join in.
Chugga gets sandwiched between Jon and Josh while on a rotating hill.
A little gem from episode 14 came from a mushroom game. There was a Lakitu and 8 Toad icons. Somehow, both Jon and Josh end up jumping when Luigi opens the box that the red Toad was in.
Episode 14 gives us the "I am an asshole, I am an asshole" moment from John. He takes advantage of being the only player left to, instead of popping the bubble of Chugga, Bullet Bill Bounce an additional 10 lives.
Chugga: I don't want to know what that would taste like... and how you would go about knowing it tastes like that.
Jon: Oh no...
(Later, after failing and making up lost ground)
Josh:Thrusting. I actually said "Geez it's thrusting".
Chugga: I thought you said "Jesus frosting". I was like "How would you know it tastes like that?"
Jon: It tastes like sacrilege!
Tim: Ewwww...
In Part 2 of Episode 14, there's a point when they are all jumping on each other's heads in a vertical line.
Chuggaa, due to a wall blocking his view of Jon and Josh, causes this little gem:
Josh: Aww, Tim.
*Chuggaa advances further into the stage, causing Jon and Josh to be damaged*
Josh: GAH!
Jon: YOU ARE AN ASS.
Chuggaa: I didn't even see you were there...
Made funnier by how completely nonchalant he was.
Chugga tries to justify various disasters he brought in Castle 7 with "I didn't do it on purpose!", which causes the entire group, especially Jon, to turn on him, in a "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, WHAT HAVE YOU JUST SAID?!?" way. Then:
And later on, Chugga jumps for a Star Coin and dies right after getting it.
Chugga: I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR MONEY! I REGRET NOTHING!
Almost every time they get propellor suits, Chugga will yell "We're going jogging!" in reference to how the propellor suits remind him of jogging outfits.
Chugga: I HAVE THE POWER OF JOGGING PANTS, BOWSER!
Even better because of just how nonchalant and deadpanned he was.
In an early episode, Chugga nearly makes it to the flagpole but is a split second too late, ending up basically hugging the pole at the ending scene. Yes, he was touching the pole, and it didn't register.
In world 7-4, the guys just got the third coin for the first time, then everyone but Josh died. He made an attempt to stay alive by ducking into a ball and hiding, not noticing the very obvious bullet bill slowly creeping up, when it hits him...
*Everyone screams*
Josh: I didn't see it coming.
Jon: HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?!
From Episode 15:
Josh: I don't like lava. I don't like fire, I don't like rocks, I don't like lava.
Jon: What did lava ever do to you? Lava's here to save the world.
Chugga: And fire is a wonderful invention.
(Chugga dies when the group reach a ? Block. NCS opens it, releasing a Super Mushroom and 3 Ice Flowers; while Chugga's in the bubble, everyone takes an Ice Flower and Josh gets the mushroom)
Chugga: Thanks a lot! Wha — what are you targeting me for!? What did I ever do to you?
Jon: Aaaand that's where we stop the video. Good night everybody.
(cut to the end of episode screen for a few seconds, before going back to the game)
Episode 15 has a hilarious intro that goes on for a whole minute. Only the first couple of seconds are planned (supposedly). And while some would label it as an Overly-Long Gag, it'll keep you laughing the whole time:
Chugga: Live from PAX Prime, it is really hot in here so JEPSON! YOU'RE FIRED!
Another incident from Episode 15 involved a flagpole glitch similar to the Boo and Josh incident. NCS, in a rare feat of nice platforming, is able to get the 1-Up bonus at the top of the flagpole. However, he for some reason bubbles at the exact frame that he touches the flagpole. As a result, Luigi disappears from the screen and an empty bubble floats away. Cue flabbergasted reactions.
*Chatting as they run to the flag, then the words "Warning: Turn your volume down!" appear on the screen.*
It's been suggested that the reason he's been bubbling right at the end of the levels so much is that he knew about this glitch and has been intentionally trying to get it to work the entire time, which makes this even better.
In Level 8-1, surrounded by lava and falling flaming rocks, Josh is the only one alive at the moment and freaking out. "Josh, don't fail us now!" "I will totally fail you now!" He doesn't, actually.
Jon: ... The effects of Winnie the Pooh were decent?
Chugga: Yes.
Jon: Gotta love that hand-drawn animation.
Episode 16, when they're having difficulty with 8-5. Allusions to the Freelance Astronauts aside when they did this game, both Josh and NCS had to continue, bringing their total to 12...
Chuggaaconroy: I guess these continues are a dime a dozen! ProtonJon: SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
While hunting for Star Coins in episode 16, everybody but Chugga is either dead or above a platform that prevents them from reaching the coin. Chugga remarks about it's up to him, jumps... and falls in the lava without coming anywhere near the coin. Everybody laughs, and then to make it funnier, they were all so busy sarcastically clapping and laughing that Josh, the only one alive, didn't notice the lava coming up to him, and he died too. *
Remind anyone of the Bullet Bill incident?
AND THEN when they restart the level, still laughing, Jon walks two steps and falls into a lava pitjust like he did earlier.
The entirety of the battle with Bowser and the little scene afterward.
Any time Luigi/Tim is in a bubble during a cutscene. Including the above.
The intro to episode 16, both the Throw It In minute-long burp incident and the actual intro which, for those wondering, involves the guys taking part in a so-called "anger management class" that culminates in Chugga announcing himself *
might I add that was also funny, since he yelled "HEY EVERYBODY IT'S CHUGGAACONROY" in a voice that sounded like he just smoked a hundred cigarettes
and Jon threatening to kill him. As usual.
Chugga reveals an... interesting story from his past:
Chugga:"Four years old. Saw a woman in a revealing dress. 'I wish I had bouncy balls on my tummy to play with whenever I wanted! It'd be fun!'"
Tim switches up his IN THE BATHROOMCatch Phrase to "IN THE WASHROOM" at one point, but it doesn't have nearly the same effect.
Episode 17. Star Coin fail. Twelve tries before they finally succeed. Tim's comment wraps it all up:
Tim: "The people who invented failing wanna offer us a contract."
One of the main features in episode 17's Star Coin fail is when they finally get the coin, but right at the exit, Jon dies from Bullet Bills... and he's the only one alive. Cue screaming.
Jon: -And then that happens! *butstomps the last bomb up to Bowser Jr., killing him* And I get the kill!
Even better, it was pretty obvious the game targeted Chugga specifically. Why? Because Tim was literally an inch away from Chugga and wasn't hit.
Somebody (three guesses as to who) ground-pounds right beside Josh and sends him into a pit in one episode. Josh is obviously angry:
Josh: "WHO KILLED ME? WHO KILLED ME?" *indicating Chugga* "WAS IT YOU?"
Chugga: "Maybe."
Jon and Josh officially team up against Chugga during the World 9 levels to make him use a continue. (It fails.)
While going through one level, Jon is carrying Tim, who has an Ice Flower, essentially turning Jon into a moving ice sentry as long as Tim keeps shooting ice. And then:
Jon: Force to be reckoned with! Force-a-nature! *falls* Oh shit! *bubbles, causing Tim to die*
Jon pulls out the anti-Chuggaword, with predictable results.
Chugga: NO!! HE FOUND A WAY TO KILL ME IN THE END!
Jon: I can't kill him in the game, but I can kill him internally!
During the intro to the final episode, everyone (except Josh) introduces themselves with a fake name, and the names on the side of the screen telling who is playing as which character change to match their fake names. We end up with two Thomas Jeffersons and a John Quincy Adams.
Jon and Chugga have each other listed in the Most Common Death Cause totals.
Just about any time Jon kills Chugga.
TRG's collective response to Bowser Junior's ship taking off yet again after completing one of the castles:
This conversation in episode 10, after Chugga notes how he and Josh were standing in midair due to being on a falling platform when a cutscene started:
Chugga: Creative commons... for saying something doesn't go at an angle.
Josh: Yep.
Super Smash Bros Brawl: Subspace Emissary
At the end of the very first match — a Chugga/Jon double Kirby on Mario Curb-Stomp Battle — Chugga gets his mits on a bumper and throws it straight down, knocking Jon right off the edge of the stadium. Chugga then gently floats down, hits the bumper, and is flung off the side himself, all in Slow Motion.
At the very start of Episode 2, Chuggaa ends up making yet another Incredibly Lame Pun:
Chuggaa: So, we're going to be starting off here on the Sea of Clouds. Told you we'd be 'seeing' you guys-
Jon: No. Don't you dare.
NCS: (groans)
Chuggaa: (As Zelda and Kirby are travelling over the clouds) Jon, you need to get your head out of the clouds.
Jon: (groans) They just keep getting worse. Where's- I need to throw something at you now...
Later on, Jon makes a "just hanging around" joke while hanging off a ledge, and gets hit right away.
Chuggaa: You see?! When you make bad puns, you just get punished.
Extremely early into episode 2, the guys somehow start talking about how royalty works, when the original topic of discussion was the character select screen. It's because Tim choose to play Zelda because he wanted to be the prettiest princess, and then Chugga asked if that would make Josh the prince, since Tim was his wife in the "Meet Josh Jepson" song that he's still obsessed with, and...yeah.
Their rule for giving everyone a chance to play is to switch off whenever they reach a selection screen. The reason it's funny is because there are times where the entirety of one of their sessions was running forward until they hit a Cutscene.
And later, while he's not playing, Chugga keeps rooting for Jon to enter the wrong door and fall into a lava pit so he and NCS can take damage. And whenever they do fall into the pit, it's a moment of funny in and of itself.
Chugga and Jon during a battle with loads of Mites:
Chugga: HAAAAAAH! *destroys the portal* HAAAAA-boom. I made the portal go boom.
At 10:15 of episode 2, Jon has fun with the cannons, while NCS just stands off to the side, waiting.
Anytime Chugga yells "[X]'s got a gun!"
"Monkey's got a trophy!"
"Monkey's got a gun and he refuses to take his medication!"
"The monkey doesn't have a gun anymore. But he still refuses to take his medication!"
Pretty much the entirety of the Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong level.
During one section, some text pops onscreen to say "No commentary for a few seconds" as the commentary cuts out temporarily. A while later, with no explanation, the text appears again, even though there's still commentary going on.
Any time Chugga blows up a Smart Bomb. Any time.
A couple of times, one of the guys will be Player 1 and fall off a ledge, only to realize that Player 1 can't teleport (or "bubble") like Player 2 can.
During the fourth episode, they get their turn order mixed up again, and captions note that Tim should be playing that round. When they see that it's Yoshi's debut, Jon then hands Tim his controller so he can play, ironically and unknowingly fixing the order in the process.
In Episode 5, when Chugga and Jon are too busy arguing to notice that NCS died three times in a row. It's not until they see the game over screen that they realize what just happened.
A bit of an Ironic Echo: at one point, after NCS gets two game overs in a row and starts sounding dejected, Chugga tries to sound "caring" and says "Are you okay?" in a voice that Jon (and possibly NCS) perceives as mocking. Later on:
Chugga: You're going to pay!
NCS: *mocking voice* Are you okay?
Even better is that Chugga doesn't realize it's an Ironic Echo and only thinks of it as a rhyme.
There was a moment in the last cutscene of episode 6. Bowser shows up to take one of Dedede's (character) statues and TRG wonder who he was there for.
Chugga: Guess who Bowser's here for! I'll give you a hint, it's notLuigi.
Jon's impersonations of Squirtle were a quick chuckle. His impersonation of Squirtle with a Super Mushroom was a laughing riot.
The entirity of the intro to Episode 7, which includes the guys introducing themselves as characters from Home Improvement to the game crashing on them. The fact that they're recording at Jon's house instead of a hotel for once, so they can be as loud as they want, doesn't hurt either.
The Home Improvement opening is made even funnier by how Tim doesn't get the reference and goes Off the Rails into a completely different parody.
"WE'RE SMARTER THAN A WII!"
The ending with Jon as Billy Mays pitching Silly Putty.
Somehow, Chugga and Tim end up using up nearly all their lives in the span of a few seconds.
Chugga telling Tim to grab the hammer before Charizard does in the battle against the latter. Charizard does get the hammer... and then promptly ends up falling off the stage.
Chugga and Jon sound so similar that it might have been either of them, but the way it was said leads this troper to believe it was Jon. It's such a dry observation that it makes the actual sight of Charizard wielding the hammer look that much more ridiculous.
Jon: (nonchalantly) Someone should grab that hammer before Charizard does.
Chugga says that Zero Suit Samus's name is technically inaccurate, as she's actually wearing a suit. Proton Jon replies to this with "It's not a birthday suit." Chugga brings up that it's Jon's birthday. Hilarity Ensues.
Chugga's reaction to the stage they will be doing next time when he realizes what happens at the beginning of the stage. Protonjon's reaction makes it even better.
Fun with Pikmin! (OK, more like fun with Steve, but...)
When ROB flings the Pikmin off of him, Chugga yells "NO, STE-"...and then denies it.
"HE KILLED EVERYONE BUT THE JOKE!"
Jon cheerfully re-enacts a conversation between Olimar and Steve while Chugga (fake) sobs in the background.
Chugga reeeeeeally doesn't want to play as Steve. Jon is enjoying this way too much. (Maybe because he can't actually kill Chugga in this game, and this is his way of getting revenge?)
Jon (Chugga): (NO!) YES! So, (No!) so I've got both controllers in my hands right now, cause I'm not letting Chugga touch (No! No no!) it just yet, and I believe it's Chugga's... it's, yes (Give me that... NO!) and Chugga is player 1 (Give me...), so he is playing as Olimar. (No, why?! No...) So Tim, who would you like to be?
Chugga throwing Pikmin off the stage while yelling "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
Jon: "You're starting to scare me, actually."
Chugga: "Starting to?"
This continues on in Episode 13. "Someone grab his controller!"
Jon as Captain Falcon
CAP! TAIN! FAL! CON!
Captain Falcon is BATMAN!
"Falcon's nipples, they are very prone to explosions, it is very messy. Captain Falcon apologizes in advance."
"MAJESTIC!"
"YES CAPTAIN FALCON! BENCH PRESS THAT ROB!"
"Captain Falcon is parallel parking."
Jon praying that Meta Ridley gives him a chance to Falcon Punch him. Meta Ridley grabs the side of the Falcon Flyer and starts dragging it down while shooting fireballs. Jon, seeing his chance, yells "I LOVE YOU RIDLEY!" and makes his move... Only to get hit by a fireball and killed.
Tim made an epic recovery while playing Captain Falcon... without actually knowing he was playing as him.
Anytime Nana gets killed in the stage, especially Jon's reactions to it.
Chuggaa finally uses a Smart Bomb correctly... only for an enemy to knock him into its explosion anyway.
"WE'RE MONKEYS!"
Jon: You two doin' okay in here...?
Chugga: We're monkeys!
Jon: I- (beat) I know.
Tim and Chuggaa are fighting the false princesses and throw a Deku Nut, but they accidentally end up only stunning themselves with it.
Jon realizes that since they're in his house, he can kick Chuggaa and Tim (mainly Chuggaa) out whenever he wants. He's overwhelmed in awe.
So awed, in fact, that for awhile the only thing you hear him say is:
Jon: I can kick you out of my house! I- I can kick you out of my house! Oh man! (reverently) I can kick you out of my house...
The guys discuss Hawke and Chuggaa asks if his first name was Mike. Mike Hawke. Figure out why that's funny. But wait, there's more. After that, Chuggaa and Jon simultaneously kick Chuggaa (yes, Chuggaa actually helped Jon with this) out of Jon's house, leaving Jon and Tim alone to sign off for that episode.
And the next episode, Chugga's return. Jon and Tim introduce themselves and start wondering if they're missing someone. Then:
*knocking at the door*
Jon: OH JEEZ, I LEFT HIM OUTSIDE!
Tim: Oh no!
Jon: Dude, dude! *opens the door* I... Jeez, are you okay?
Chugga: Next time you leave me out there, move faster, Pokey!
Jon: Oh you... you're going back outside, now!
Chugga: For another week?!
Jon: I unlock the door and everything, and this how I get treated!
Duon. It takes Tim and Jon five tries to defeat it.
Here are some of the highlights from the Duon battles:
An unfortunate yet hilarious moment of battle choreography: against a group of sword-wielding Primids, Chuggaa (Pikachu) comes across a smart bomb and a green shell. His approach knocks the shell at an enemy, who hits it back with its sword, which knocks Chuggaa into another enemy, who knocks him off the stage. The shell also hits the Smart Bomb, which sets it off, catching multiple Primids and NCS (Samus) in it, which ends up killing NCS. No one in the group could work out what just happened, how many lives were lost in the confusion, or whether or not Chuggaa improperly used another smart bomb.
After discussing Superman 64:
Chugga (to Jon): Dude, this [episode] could come out a year from now and you would not be that far [into your LP of Superman 64].
Jon: Well fuck you, too!
Jon pointing out that an upcoming segment of the game will feature the return of Captain Falcon, meaning the return of Olimar and "Steve" as well. Chugga is horrified at this, especially when Jon points out that Chugga's next turn would have him playing that segment.
Jon's unexpected Big "WHAT?!" when Chuggaa mentions he doesn't like the music currently playing.
While Jon is carrying a bomb, an enemy appears behind him, and he on reflex throws it at the enemy. The enemy was a Metal Primid. Metal Primids reflect projectiles. See if you can guess what happened.
At the end of episode 13, Chugga proclaims he is going outside again. Jon and Tim don't believe him, until he actually leaves again. They are dumbfounded until:
Chugga: Ti— (Bursts out laughing) I'm loving this so much!
The guys realize what the episode consists of:
Jon: Yea— aww damnit, Tim! I should stop yelling at Tim. I feel really bad.
Chugga: That's like all this video's been. It's just like TIIIIIM!
The elevators (and NCS) continue to foil Jon's plans.
Jon: Elevat-TOR. Tim, get in the elevator. (He does so.) Go up. (He does so.) Yes. (NCS sends the elevator down). That's down, Tim. I wish I could control the elevator! Boy, howdy!
Chugga: Go back to the elevator. (NCS gets in the elevator with Jon... and goes up). (Chugga laughs) Ti-i-im!
But the best is, perhaps, the fact that the only thing NCS says in his defense is:
NCS: Yay!
Jon as Captain Falcon hitting an enemy repeatedly with a fan.
Jon: Captain Falcon is your biggest fan. Captain Falcon is not above making bad jokes!
You don't even need to look further than the intro for the first one of episode 15. First the guys decide that NCS is his own wife and then they start singing the Captain Planet theme. Sort of.
Chugga: Gonna take pollution down to zero! Go to hell and... I don't know the rest of the words.
Jon: Captain Falcon is back but not being controlled by Captain Falcon.
Chugga: You are so dumb.
When Dark Yoshi appears: "SO UNHAPPY."
In the Skyworld part of the Great Maze, Tim is playing as Lucas and is struggling to make a jump. Eventually he hands the controller to Chugga, who completes the jump successfully. Tim takes control again...and promptly falls off and has to do the jump again.
Episode 15 features the group having a rematch with Duon. Chugga and NCS manage to get it down to just a sliver of health on their first attempt, but it lives up to the trouble it gave them in their original fight with it by killing NCS (who was player 1 at the time) right as Chugga was about to finish it off.
After reloading from the previous game-over, Chugga somehow manages to land on top of Duon as if it were a platform. He spends the next few seconds simply standing there smacking it with a paper fan before it manages to shake him off.
The opening to episode 16.
*Someone claps*
Jon: That was a weak clap.
Tim: Sometimes that happens. The palm just hits the wrong way.
Chugga: Weak claps, a good omen for things to come.
Jon: Uhhhhhhm...
Chugga: OOOH! I didn't realize what I just-
Jon: Go in the door, now!
Episode 16 also sees the creation of Cyber Steve.
Jon: Come with me if you want to live. But you must get there by sunset.
In a meta example, Jon gets home the same day it was uploaded and already there were a ton of fan pics.
CAPTAIN GANONDORF.
Jon's reaction to Cyber Captain Falcon is to speak in a robot voice as Captain Falcon.
While battling Cyber Pikachu, Jon gets killed and then Cyber Pikachu taunts him.
Jon: YOU LITTLE RAT!
Pretty much every instance of the Cyber Pikachu fight. Watching Chugga and Jon being pwned by a little rat = Priceless.
While attempting to climb a jungle area full of mines, Tim fails horribly.
*All the while, Chugga is laughing in the background:*
Jon: Watch out- *Tim hits a mine* -for the mines. Watch out for those mines too! *Tim hits another mine* There we go.
Tim: Just gonna hit every single one on the way up...
Jon: Okay, lemme shoot this one. Or use your lightning bolt. Up-B.
Tim: Oh yeah. *Jumps into the mines*
Jon: THAT'S NOT UP-B!
The rotation comes back and bites the guys in the collective ass:
Jon: Lucas went right— why are you going left?
Chugga: T-Tim? Tim? Tim!
Jon: (to Chugga) It's you, you idiot! You're Peach!
Episode 16 also features an impressive (and hilarious) number of Call Backs
Jon: We have to go up.
Chugga: Uh... Tim does not do well with up.
(Later)
Jon: I don't trust [NCS] with doors anymore, man!
There's also this lengthy conversation on jackassery:
Chugga: It's normal for you to be a jacka— oh, I guess in these recordings that makes sense.
Jon: According to the internet, I am an asshole.
Chugga and NCS: (singing) I am an asshole, I am an asshole! I am such an asshole!
During the rematch with normal Ridley, after Jon questions how Slowbeef and Diabetus can keep up their Ridley voice, Chugga attempts to imitate the voice himself.
Chugga: (trying to imitate Diabetus' Ridley voice) OIHM RIDLEY!
After a few remarks from Jon and one remark from Tim, Chugga finally counters with, "Hey! At least I didn't call one of the other Runaway Guys 'gorgeous' publicly." Cue Tim groaning loudly.
Chugga: [Lightly] As long as you don't eat the mushroom.
The Indiana Jones singalong. Followed shortly by:
Jon: (along with the theme music) Jump out right now, or you'll die— [NCS fails to take this advice, killing Fox off and nearly killing Marth. Chugga laughs maniacally] [Still in tune] And we did die because we missed the stupid jump. Let's go in the door~
The best part may be that you can hear NCS singing "On the toilet seat!" just before the incident.
Speaking of 'Tim, his wife'...
Jon: There goes Nana.
Chugga: I lost my wife! I'm gonna have to marry a new woman at the end of this area.
Chugga: Hey, at least I didn't call one of the other Runaway Guys 'gorgeous' publicly.
Jon: Dun da-dun dun.
NCS: (groans) Touche.
Jon: He actually saw that.
Chugga: E-yup.
Jon and Chugga continue their crusade against the Great Maze.
Jon: (As NCS and Chugga are repeatedly getting frozen) Really? I'm, like, getting deja vu.
Chugga: That's the idea of the Great Maze. You get to relive all the great memories you had of this annoying enemy configuration the first time.
Jon: Remember that time you got stuck and died constantly? Well here you go again.
Then, there's this little gem from Episode 17...
Chugga: Tim is Zelda.
Tim: I wish.
The guys's brains are broken when Tim enters as Yoshi and instantly has 184 damage, without coming in contact with anything that can deal damage.
"184 is the real meaning of life."
Jon and Tim both die...at a save point room.
Jon, as Lucas, manages to use a Smart Bomb to kill Rayquaza. Chugga is visibly irritated by the fact that Jon was able to use a Smart Bomb correctly as Chugga's best character.
Chugga: So— so you did the smart bomb right with my best character...
Jon: Hahaha, the irony!
Chugga: Now I really have to prove myself. (Beat) Well, I kinda did.
The guys's reactions to the weird stage layouts for the Cyber battles.
Jon is playing as Lucas and Tim as Captain Falcon:
Jon: I feel weird not being Captain Falcon right now, not gonna lie...
Chugga: You're not doing the voice enough.
(Captain Falcon dies)
Jon: Falcon agrees with me! He's like, "He's right. I should probably just kill myself."
The final battle, Tabuu hits Chuggaa with an instant kill right as Jon (as Yoshi), lands the final blow, freezing Chugga in a death animation but leaving him alive and floating in place.
Chugga: He will never fight for his friends again.
Jon: Ike, I'm so sorry!
Tim: We were awesome!
Jon: But we killed Ike!
They— mainly Chugga— poke fun at this for the rest of the episode.
Jon: This LP is in memory of Ike. He fought for his friends.
Chugga: And unfortunately, you'll get no sympathy from him. Ever again.
Jon: (Beat) It saddens me, because that was actually very clever.
To the extent that one of the very last things we hear is:
Chugga: 4 ways to play, and none of them include Ike.
When Chuggaa finishes playing a game in which a sympathetic character lost their life over the course of the game, he will somberly remind us. He did so for the robots of the floating island. Cue Jon saying, in his usual exasperated tone, "Well that's depressing!"
During the final cutscene, NCS gets distracted and delivers this superb Non-Sequitur:
NCS: (out of nowhere) Haha! I didn't think I got that rupee! Hahahaha!
After the credits, as NCS hmms and haws over whether or not they're going to show the extra characters, Chugga demonstrates his short attention-span and ability to take things the wrong way:
Chugga: You said 'we', 'screw' and 'together' so many times in that sentence.
And, of course, there's the fact that the thing that saved the guys in the very end— the only reason they didn't get screwed over by Tabuu— was Yoshi. So happy!
Jon: Yoshi was the winner after all...
The first time NCS has to fight Jigglypuff. Well, it ended badly. As in NCS died four seconds after the match started.
Jon's response is to throw his controller down and leave the house before coming back in a few seconds later to tell Tim he hates him.
And It Got Worse. Jon was so emotionally drained by the end of it he started speaking in monotone.
The moments right before the first time Tim fought Jigglypuff were arguably even funnier.
They die ten times when trying to get back to the door leading to Jigglypuff.
Not to mention the gong show (as Jon put it), where they kept getting launched further and further away from the door they needed to go to in order to reach Jigglypuff. All this before the four-second match.*
To clarify: there were barrels over water. To get back to the door, they had to swim over. To avoid drowing on the way, they had to jump out at regular intervals without jumping back into a barrel.
Solely because of being Tim's partner in the Bonus Episode, Jon's most common death cause was Mega Diddy.
Tim died playing as the Ice Climbers... because Nana got on a ledge and Popo didn't. Another time, Tim spawns as the Ice Climbers, and kills himself by walking off stage.
Tim and Jon are readying themselves for the Dark Diddy fight the first time and Chugga said "Get ready". They enter and Dark Diddy kills them instantly. Jon's reaction?
Jon: Get ready, my ass!
According to the final totals, the wins were spread around somewhat evenly between Chugga and Jon, with Tim only winning "least healed". As for the losses, Tim "won" every single one of them. Except for "most healed", which went to Chugga.
After one of the first of many losses in the bonus episode, while scrolling through the received stickers:
Jon winning against Toon Link. Both are blown off the screen. Jon won because Toon Link flew off a second before him. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
The guys notice that Wolf is giving the players (and viewers, in this case) the finger.
Chugga grabs a hammer right infront of a breakable wall, as the screen is scrolling. The hammer breaks, and Chugga is forced to swing a stick at the wall. Tim had to come to his rescue.
Chugga: I'M WAVING A STICK HERE!!!
Tim as Fox vs Jigglypuff Tim loses in less than 4 seconds.
ProtonJon: I know! That's why it's a weird book! I'm assuming it's drawn in crayons, and has one of those pop-up things...
After Tim finally beats Jigglypuff, Chugga says he was half-hoping Tim would lose again so he could watch him and Jon fail have a hard time getting back there. Tim proceeds to give this surprisingly snarky comment:
Tim: (to Jon) You're gonna go back to hating him now, right? *
Previously, after Tim's first failed attempt, Jon stated he "really hates [Tim] right now".
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Multi-Player
Versus:
Jon didn't take being the loser of the first match well.
Chugga, as Lucas, swings a bat at Jon, who is Ike.
When Tim is the MC for the match between ALG and Diabetus, he has to come up with his own intro. This does not go well.
And later, when ALG fights as Marth and Diabetus as Mario, Tim points out how both names start with "Mar", and:
Tim: If you take the other four letters...you can spell "I HOT"...
(ALG and Diabetus start cracking up)
Tim: And I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Chugga versus SuperJeenius. Chugga epically manages to dodge a Dragoon on his last life...only to be pathetically killed by a rolling crate shortly after.
Chugga: OOOOOOOOH! Death by spawn!
Diabetus tried throwing fireballs over and over... even though he knew it wasn't working.
Diabetus: REACH! REACH!
The fight between Chugga and Josh consists of several of these: Chugga getting two PK Starstorms and completely missing the second one; Josh knocking out all of the Shy Guy racers; and the last kill being with a flaming soccer ball, garnering the victory for Chugga.
The fight between SuperJenius and SyKotic has several. Most noticeable Jenius' constant bickering with ProtonJon which escalated until the end of the video where Jon was yelling at both Jenius and Chugga, who was filming.
During his second match, Diabetus keeps making funny quips about the stage he's fighting on and himself, in a manner similar to Retsupurae.
Chugga refers to Diabetus as Jesus because he and Slowbeef (who he considers god) created the video LP, Diabetus isn't sure how to respond to that while Jon calls him a nerd.
Chugga and Jon bantering while Jon is fighting his semi-final match.
Tim apparently started dancing during the final match of the tournament.
Throughout the tournament (which was recorded late at night over several hours), Diabetus progressively kept becoming more and more tired, eventually leading to him declaring that he has been asleep the whole tournament.
Right before the battle between Chugga and Josh:
Tim: Welcome back, ladies and gents, to the Runaway Guys Super Smash Bros. invitational tournament! Here in the losing bracket, we have...
Chugga spends all of one crane game trying to get Jon, who keeps on escaping. He finally manages it with ten seconds left, then gets Luigi. He still ends up losing because he didn't get Tim, who had done absolutely nothing that entire minigame.
Jon learns how to weaponize Tempting Fate during Hot Rope Jump.
One of the best parts may be Jon's disbelieving reaction:
Jon: Every time! Every time! I can't believe that worked on you!
And later, during a Sky Pilot minigame.
Jon: You got this. *NCS and Chugga get hit by a bullet bill, getting knocked back* You guys got this. *Another one hits them, giving Jon the lead and an easy win*
Jon: No one's even showing any signs of falling yet.
Chugga: DON'T SAY THAT!
Jon: So no one's losing yet. It's really weird. *Chugga and NCS immediately fall, followed by the AI*
Jon constantly making reference to being Canadian while trying to win an important game of "Speed Hockey". It works.
In the span of one round, everyone gets a star except Tim in Pirate Land. Hilarious dialogue appears throughout.
Jon doing a Large Ham voice for the Mushroom Genie.
After winning Shy Guy Says against the computer, Chugga declares that the Jinx Gods were smiling upon him, then attempted to make a reference to the Pokemon, Jynx. After having the joke explained to him, Jon immediately challenges the viewers to produce fan art of Chugga passionately kissing a Jinx. It took the fans less than a day to fulfill this challenge.
In Western Land, Chugga retaliates. When Jon and Wario both get bad rolls, he jokes about how they can 'miss' together... then follows it up with another fanart request.
On Western Land, Chugga and NCS face off against Jon and Wario (the computer) in a game of Torpedo Targets. When Jon swims to a target, Wario tries hitting it with a torpedo and misses entirely. And gets a Star from it.
*Jon and Wario stop in front of a target* Jon: Wario, fire the friggin' torpedo! *Wario misses completely* Jon: We're in front of it! Wario, Wario!
And later...
Jon: Okay, Wario, you can't miss this. *Wario misses while the "Doh, I missed" line plays* * "Bowser has to go challenge Bowser to a Bowser-off." When Bowser appears on the board via Bowser Bomb.
In Episode 3 of Western Land, the guys are playing Rakin' 'Em In (a battle mini game where you try to get as many good mushrooms as you can). At the end of the mini game, just when the counter hit 0, Chugga went for the last Gold Mushroom, but missed and grabbed a poison mushroom instead, dropping down to 3rd with Tim.
Chugga and Jon continuously getting distracted by Jon's cat.
Jon: Meow! Kitty, do you want to play on the internet? I hear the internet loves kitties!
In the vein of the "Let's play" prayer from the first game, there's also this:
Jon: Yes! YES! There is a god! And he really likes Mario Party!
Everybody commenting on the AI's turn at the item minigame in Pirate Land.
Along the same lines:
Jon: Wh-what was that pose DK was doing?
Chugga: I'm like 'Yeah!'
Jon: He's got a thiiiiing!
Jon's way of deciding his racer in the first battle minigame:
Jon: Uh... this guy looks fast! He has no legs!
There's also the inevitable meeting with Bowser, once Chugga gets a 'Bowser Makes an Appearance' spot in Bowser Roulette:
Chugga: He always hits you when you don't expect.
Jon: [Starts laughing] Much like diarrhea? So Bowser is diarrhea, apparently.
NCS: [Being talked over] In the bathroom!
Chugga: What...?
And, once Bowser makes the promised appearance...
Chugga: HE'S DOING THE DANCE!
Jon:Yeeeah! Pee dance Cap'n Bowser!
...
Chugga: [Mutilating the game text] Arr! I shall be the one to plunder the thunder!
On the very last turn of Pirate Land, with Jon poised to win the board, Chugga starts 8 spaces away from Boo, who he needs to get a Star steal. He hits a 6, to Jon's satisfaction, only to land on a Hidden Block, and gets a Star from it, leading to reactions that must be heard to be believed.
First video of Western Land, Chugga has the option of inviting everyone over to a hootenanny, but he declined, despite Jon's protests, leading Jon to almost saying something bad.
The callback to MP1's Bombsketball during a minigame in Western Land:
Chugga: It must be the shoes!
Jon: These shoes make my arms throw fantastically.
The game of Archer-ival is awfully entertaining, too, if for no other reason than the AI's fascination with hitting NCS. Every time it shoots at him, he makes the same tiny movement and dodges before moving back into place, setting the cycle up again. This sums up theentire minigame.
Chugga and Jon arguing over the duel minigame in Episode 4 of Pirate Land, and neither of them is the one dueling. NCS just sits there like "Okay, whatever. Let's just find out who's right."
Chugga: —I don't know the friggin' words, ahahahaha hey!
Jon: Hey? Hey.
Chugga: Hey.
Jon: How's it goin'?
Jon finds the taunt button and declares he's pretty much set.
Peach facing our "heroes" on Archer-ival. After knocking out NCS and Chugga, Jon is left to run away from her...while acting like a husband suffering the wrath of an angry wife.
Jon: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to leave the toilet seat down. I thought you wouldn't notice!
Tim: Y'know, in the bathroom!
Jon: Peach, I'm sorry, baby! I'll write you a song next time. I'll remember our anniversary. I'll do everything!
What happens to Jon on his first turn? He gets a Hidden Block with a Star in it!
Jon: That was... the dumbest amount of luck I have ever seen.
The best part may be that the prediction he made right after getting the star rang true. By the middle of the game, things were going very badly for him.
Everyone, but especially Jon, constantly abusing the Space X trope on Space Land.
Jon:[Singing] I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the ones I used to know...
Jon's reaction the first time the Snifit Patrol sets a trap. It has to be heard.
Later in the game, as Jon's debating what to buy at the item shop, and he's exasperated that Chuggaa's still reminding him of the Knytt StoriesMushroom Samba.
Jon pointing out the Fridge Logic of the happening space event in Space Land:
Jon: Where did the Thwomp learn how to drive? It has no arms!
Jon and Chugga trying to figure out what's going on with the happening star while NCS does his own thing.
In Mystery Land, Jon gets three stars from hidden blocks. One of them fits because he lands on a teleporter pad and the star is there, but Luigi was there before and yet he never got the star.
This actually reveals how hidden blocks work, in a way: There is only one hidden block on the board at a time. Luigi landed on the space while there was a hidden block elsewhere; after it was found, the block moved to where Luigi was.
The guys' reactions to Yoshi's losing animation in Archer-ivals.
Chugga:[Sounding totally sympathetic] He looks so sad!
Chugga manages to reach Big Boo in Horror Land, and needs to get anything but a 1 to steal from everybody. He gets a 1.
There's also this improbable display, after both NCS and Chugga have rolled ones.
Chugga: ONE!
NCS: Two ones in a row!
Jon: Well, you know, if you two rolled ones, I'm just gonna roll a one as well. [Rolls a 1] Told you.
The first roll— NCS's magnificent 2. He's cool with that, though. Chugga, on the other hand...
NCS: I'm in first!
Chugga: Let's see how long that lasts! [Rolls a 1]
The very first minigame in Horror Land, Hexagon Heat. NCS heads in the exact opposite direction he was supposed to, Jon bounces off Chugga's head and into the lava, and Wario glitches off of the panel, handing Chugga the win about five seconds in. All this after Chugga jokingly claimed that the minigame was going to last the entire episode.
Jon: What just happened? I ground-pounded and kept bouncing, Wario was humping the sky... and I don't even remember what happened to Tim!
The way NCS (and eventually Jon) play Shock Drop or Roll. They just jump the entire time. The best part is that it works.
NCS's borderline Angrish near the end of Filet Relay— and Jon's interpretation of it.
The game of Shy Guy Says. Not for Chugga messing up, or the AI promptly handing Jon the win, but for this little Call Back.
Jon: I would be too if I lost when I was a giant, floating head. [Gets caught] Damn it!
There's also Sky Pilots, in which we can only assume that Chugga is looking for something to make questionable comments about. Jon steals his thunder, this time.
Chugga: Wario's... massaging my back with his nose.
Jon: A nice little backrub and you— you were vibrating for a second there.
Jon: Miserable pile of software! But enough talk, have at you!
Jon getting really fed up with Day at the Races:
Jon: Day at the Races! Day at the Races! I heard you like races— here are some days. You can spend them at the races. Day at the races...
How do the guys start off Bowser Land? Tim gets a hidden block on the first turn, just after talking about how everything there is backwards.
There's also the first minigame of Bowser Land, Mecha Marathon. First NCS whips out a couple of coins for Chugga and himself (prompting Jon to complain about, not being left out, but the usage of the coins at all) and then Jon tempts fate again.
Jon: You guys probably won it, actually.
[Everybody but Jon drops immediately]
Chugga:How do you do that?
Chugga's first item minigame in Bowser Land. He gets two mushrooms and a Bowser Bomb in Bowser Slots. Cue:
Chugga: Do I get both?
Jon: You get a mushroom with a bomb in it. You roll a 5, and then you blow up.
The deciding factor when Jon is trying to figure out who to steal a star from. It should be noted ahead of time that NCS has 2 stars and Chugga 1, though he's in position to buy another.
Chugga: You just bought the Magic Lamp, that's betting 100 coins for these two stars.
In Bowser Land, Chugga says he has to "go press L" before heading to the bathroom. When he returns, he states that he "speedran the bathroom" by "mashing L".
Throughout Bowser Land, everyone (and especially Chuggaa) keep worrying that the next battle game is going to be Day at the Races, and that someone is going to land on the bank and have to pay a huge sum of coins. Neither happens.
During the inevitable final run of Day At the Races, the Guys have trouble finding out who the second-through-fourth placers were, so they have a hilarious slow motion moment to decide.
Even better is that they're doing a slow motion OF the slow motion, and still can't figure out the positions. And the slow motion of the slow motion includes slowing down their voices, making them sound slurred like they're drunk.
Kirby's Return To Dream Land
Jon and Chuggaa decide that the first Waddle Dee they see is JoshJepson (who is not playing with them). Then when Chugaa as Kirby eats it, he's also eating grandpas, and that eating grandpas and getting high off of the cholesterol in them is the cool thing for kids to do now.
Chuggaa accidentally kills Jon in 1-2, before Jon could even think of a way to kill Chuggaa, much to Jon's dismay.
When Chuggaa delivers a Take That to a design choice done with Eterna City, Jon asks what he's talking about and when he finds out, is annoyed with himself for thinking Chuggaa wouldn't be making an obscure Pokemon reference.
The Guys talk about Meta Knight's dub voice in the anime and how it was so over-the-top (Eric Stuart was supposed to portray him as a Badass Spaniard) that it made Meta Knight sound like he was a Mexican Vampire.
Chuggaa's topical Take That to Alicia Silverstone and how she fed her child like a bird.
Jon's reaction to Meta Knight and Dedede moonwalking during the post-boss battle Kirby Dance.
Jon's reaction to Chuggaa saying subgame in a very deep voice.
NCS saying that them sharing food is kinky, making Chuggaa yell, "Thanks for that!"
The unintentional Rescue Romance moment at the start of 2-1: Chugga's Kirby gets eaten alive, saved by Jon's Meta Knight, and they kiss.
When they're fighting King Doo.
Chuggaa: King Doodoo!
NCS: In the bathroom!
Jon saying how he sometimes hates driving people.
Jon: You guys haven't been in a car ride with me before so... I-I don't think I could handle that.
Chuggaa: You can't handle being apart from us for 12 hours, that's the sweetest thing you ever said in all... life.
The ending to episode two, which has Jon and NCS deciding to attack Chugga in-game. Chugga promptly runs away and enters the second level of world two to escape.
In Episode 2, the guys have some trouble with doors. They keep going back and forth between a room with a gear in it and one small, enclosed area, with each one of them accidentally going through the door at least once.
Later in Episode 2, the guys start comparing Kirby's powers to, of all things, Captain Planet. And when asked which power represents the element of Heart?
Tim saying "Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" with the "rumble" part lasting over 10 seconds. Chugga's and Jon's reactions make it even funnier.
In the Facebook post announcing this video's update, Chugga says he got NCS and Jon presents from the convention. He got NCS a Yoshi doll and Jon a poison mushroom.
Thrown Controllers
The guy in the audience who keeps calling out the number of spaces gotten like he's the Count from Sesame Street. "Two! Two spaces, ah hah hah!"
Jon: He's my favourite.
Whenever the characters move hilariously slow on screen.
Near the end of the panel, Slowbeef approaches Jon. According to slowbeef's comments in a Retsupurae video concerning the event, the interaction went something like this.
Slowbeef: Hey, Jon. I was hoping to capture your crowning moment.
Jon: Fuck you!
slowbeef flips Jon off, laughs and walks back to his seat
Jon: (into the microphone to the audience) Slowbeef everybody.
The mounting computer troubles near the end of the panel, leading up to the final game:
