The Runaway Guys Rayman / Funny

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Rayman Origins

Running Gags
- Emile making a tooth pun whenever they return one of the skull teeth.
  Emile: "We got all the teeth! Does that mean we win a plaque? Oh come on, if we don't win a plaque, at least I deserve a crown." (Jon punches him in-game) "Jon, don't hit me! I have fillings too!" (Jon punches him into the portal) "NOWAITDUHDUHDUHNO!"
- "Press RT to sprint."
- Emile getting a heart and losing it instantly.
Episode 1:
- The first lines of the LP:
  Emile: "In the deepest, darkest corner of the forest, try to imagine that you come up against the silhouette of this logo!"
  Black screen saying "Seriously, imagine it" appears, followed by Tim screaming.
- Jon: "Happy Mother's Day, Rayman Origins!"
- After a heroic speech depicting Rayman kicking butt as always, Emile says sadly that Rayman lost.
- Emile leaving a room without reviving Jon because he forgot he could punch.
Episode 2:
- After Emile refers to the character with the most Lums appearing behind a Brawn Hilda cutout on the victory screen as "Rayman's got his boobs" and then adds "we are so stupid", Tim decides to improvise the following to the tune of Queen's "We Are The Champions":
  Tim: "#Weeeee...are so stuuuupid, my boooo-ooobs...and we'll...keeeep on stickin'...to the bra..."
- Emile's reaction to the video coming out on Tuesday:
  Jon: "This should be a Tuesday, I think."
  Emile: "Episode Two on Tuesday."
  Jon: "OH MY GOD, EMILE! SHUT UP!"
  Tim: "And we'll post our wedding on Wednesday."
- They get on the topic of guests and Emile tries to talk up Jake only to wind up either offhandedly insulting him, then the other guys when he tries to make it a more direct compliment, then ultimately insulting all three of them at once in an impressive display of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Episode 3:
- The beginning of the episode:
  Jon: "Emile is panting like a dog right now and is almost licking his microphone. So that shows how you excited he is for this episode of Rayman Origins."
  Emile: "What? You're really going to do that?"
  Jon: "Yes, yes I am."
  Emile: "I was just humming the tune."
  Jon: "You were going *panting sound* in front of the mic, you were like ready to lick it!"
- Emile's reaction to Rayman's victory move.
  Emile: "I like how Rayman just humps the air whenever he succeeds at one of those things."
  Jon: "He's only a torso to be fair."
  Emile: "I mean, his arms and legs are invisible, his girlfriend could be too."
  (Later)
  Emile: "That animation is forever ruined for me, now that I've said that out loud."
  Jon: "That animation of humping has been ruined for you? Oh no."
- "Two for fifty at Subway!"
- Emile failing miserably at doing a Billy Mays parody.
- Going to the Desert:
  Jon: "Now for the Desert of Dijiridoos."
  Emile: "I like that word."
  Jon: "Next time on the Runaway Guys, we go to a Dijiridoo Desert, to do daring deeds of devilry."
  Emile: "Death-defying devilry, you say?"
  Jon: "No, regular kind."
Episode 4:
- "That sure is hurty!"
- Jon punching Emile off a cliff while breaking open a cage. Especially with the freeze-frame.
  Jon: "Have fun dying!"
- Tim accidentally turning off a bridge when the Guys are standing over it. They manage to save themselves from death by repeatedly bouncing off of and punching each other until they make it back up.
  Emile: "Jon, you saved my life by punching me in the face!"
Episode 6:
- On the Guys' first attempt at the tooth stage, they die right at the very end.
- In the ending, Jon complains about the slow-mo moments in their LP's, saying that he's sick of them. Emile says they're funny because he sounds like a condescending asshole in slow-mo and Jon sounds like a blithering idiot.
  Jon: "Wow, way to make me feel a lot better about that, Emile! Thanks! Now that you've said THAT, I am all for it!"
  - To top it all off, that entire exchange is then played in slow-mo.
Episode 7:
- Emile and Jon somehow run past the mosquitoes and fall off the cliff.
- Emile seems genuinely sad when Jon tells him they can't sing Christmas carols.
Episode 8:
- After a Tooth Stage the three realize Tim's current character is a girl. Their reactions are priceless
Episode 11:
- "You know, I have to wonder what made this guy lose all of his teeth? I bet it was inci-dental!" Cue Tim acting like his mind had been blown while Jon repeatedly punches Emile.
Episode 12:
- Emile attempting to rap at the beginning.
- Emile and Jon talk about the Canadian dialect.
Emile: "I like how Canadians say aboot."
Jon: "We don't say aboot. You guys just assume that we do. It's like the eh thing, some of us do, some say meh. There was some American girl that I met at one of the Paxs and I said meh, and she said 'You guys do say eh!'"
(Emile laughs)
Emile: "That is the best thing that I've heard all day."
Jon: "Wow, you haven't heard much today then."
Emile: "No, I said 'the best thing that I've heard all d-eh.'"
- Emile randomly attacking a bunch of Glutes (Globox's species) for no real reason.
- Emile does another whopper of a pun when he sees Globox holding onto a ledge with the top of his mouth, but gets interrupted by...
  Emile: "So Jon, when grabbing onto something, remember to-"
  Jon: "WHY AM I GOING THE WRONG WAY SUDDENLY?!"
  - He does get to say it a few seconds later, though.
    Emile: "So, before I was interrupted, Jon, remember when climbing onto stuff to keep a stiff upper lip!"
    Jon: (deadpan) "Emile, shut the fuck up, seriously."
Episode 13:
Emile: "The majestic howling, the crashing of the waves, it can only mean one thing..."
Tim: "DO YOU HAVE THE TIME, TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE..."
- Resulting in a long discussion where Emile once again shows his Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure.
Episode 14:
- In one stage, Emile takes his habit of running ahead to a whole new level.
- After it's revealed that the Guys have to replay all the previous worlds to beat the game, Tim fittingly starts humming Ghosts 'n Goblins.
Episode 17:
- The intro.
- The game randomly crashing in the middle of a stage.
Episode 19:
- Jon's reactions to Emile not only being unaware of who Isaac Asimov is, but also his comment that reading hurts his eyes.
Episode 20:
- After beating another tooth level, Emile says that it wasn't so bad while Jon sarcastically retorts "Yeah, we only died thirty times". A subtitle then pops up, informing us that they did, in fact, die thirty times.
Episode 21:
- Emile drops another MLP reference:
  Jon: "What is Canterlot?"
  Emile: "Nevermind."
  Jon: "Horses?"
  (Emile laughs)
  Jon: (sighs) "That means yes."
  Emile: "Maybe."
  Jon: "That also means yes."
  Emile: "Possibly."
  Jon: "That definitely means yes."
Episode 22:
- Emile brings up how he likes the stage's art direction, and Jon gets annoyed with him (apparently) bringing up something up from four years ago, and then he brings up the good ol' "D'oh I missed" and "Move Faster Pokey"
  Jon: "...YOU'RE FUCKING PROVING MY POINT, YOU IDIOT!"
Episode 23:
- The Poop Dance.
Episode 24:
- The bubblized Rayman floating on screen during the boss's entrance.
Episode 26:
- After recovering the final tooth to unlock The Land of the Livid Dead, Emile lets loose one final tooth pun^*... But then spouts a second one afterward^*. Jon (Globox) immediately slaps him (Rayman), causing Emile to let loose a third consecutive tooth pun^*Jon, don't hit me! I have fillings too!; in response, Jon lets loose the windup slap he was charging after the first slap... Which launches Emile right into the doorway!
  Emile: "NO! We went in the door!"
  Jon: *as the Land of the Livid Dead is loading* "I don't care." *Tim says "Oh my God" in the background* "We're doing it NOW. YOUR PENANCE FOR YOUR CRIMES."
  Emile: "No...!"
Finale:
- The Guys don't see Tim after the blimp explodes in the ending and assume that he died. They try to think of what would go on Tim's tombstone and decide on "Rest in Peace, in the Bathroom".
- After the credits, Jon and Emile are fighting, and Emile says that whoever hits last hits best. Jon ends up delivering the last hit before the game cuts away, prompting him to yell in a vaguely Peewee Herman-esque voice that he got the best hit. The best part of this? The endslate adds a stat for Jon saying "1 best hit - 1 total"!
Land of the Livid Dead Part 1:
- They enter the level by Jon immediately smacking Emile into the doorway again.
- The outro is hilarious in its' own right... Jon reached the end, but messed up, so he stands atop a coffin holding his arms up... and after Emile requests him and Tim to be brought back, they get up totem pole style and hold a position as Jon sings a funeral march as they all went down in style.
- Jon wonders how Josh and Jake did this level in Josh's own LP of the game. They did better, as they finished in one episode, while Emile, Jon, and Tim end up doing it in three!
Land of the Livid Dead Part 2:
- Wherein only two minutes in, Emile wrecks his usual child-friendly standard:
  Emile: *After respawning* "Got this and YESSS..." *Rayman is slapped and consequently bubblized* "Oh fuck, you punched me in the head—" *Realizes what he just said* "I MEAN—"
- Emile wonders if the evil old ladies in the Land of the Livid Dead play evil bingo with their enemies' severed heads.
Land of the Livid Dead Part 3:
- Emile ends up talking about boobs:
  Emile: "You can only have so many boobs, as in two."
  Jon: "Touche."
  Emile & Tim: "Two-che."
  Jon: "Oh my god, Emile! Shut up!"
  Emile: "Tim said it too. I'm not the only one who's guilty of my crimes."
  Jon: "Both of you, shut up!"
- Since the three of them are doing the stage blind, they had no idea that the credits were appearing for a second time. Their reactions were understandable.
  Emile: "OHHH NOOOOOO!"
  Jon: "Not again! Not again!"
  Emile: "Abandon ship!"
  Jon: "Fuck this!"
- Emile notices a certain string of letters being spelled out in the credits.
  Emile: "PUN VAN- It says pun!"
  * Jon promptly destroys it*
  Emile: No!
  Jon: "No it doesn't. I fixed it. I made it better!"
- "You can't show that on a Christian internet."

Rayman Legends

Since Emile is Player 1, he gets to be the one using the extra gamepad control feature...and let's just say he's not very good at it.
In the beginning of the Dungeon Chase level in episode 3, Emile assumes the role of Murfy once again, and gets Jon and Tom killed on the first platform.
After a wild Kung Foot match in episode 6, Tom does something that the Guys take quick notice on...
Jon: "He's taking off his shirt!"
Tim: "Are you kidding me? If only you could see this!"
Jon: "Goodnight everybody!"
The guys end up spending the first two minutes of episode 7 having trouble with swapping out characters.
Jon's reaction to standing just outside of a spotlight's range in episode 11: "Ah, look at me, I'm being stealthy, look at me!"
In Episode 12, Emile uses the scratch tickets to write "Jon sux ass".
In Episode 13, the level "There's Always a Bigger Fish" prompts this comment form Emile:
Emile: "There's always a bigger fish... in bed. [...] Maybe that's my fetish?"^*
Jon: "Your fetish is having fish in bed?"
Tom Fawkes: "Hey honey I'm ready, here's the tuna!"
Tim: [Mad laughter]
In Episode 16, the Guys do "Shields Up... and Down - Invaded". Their first attempt has all four of them jump right into the first enemy and die, at the same time.
- In another attempt, an enemy that is supposed to be used as a platform fails to spawn in until they actually cross the gap the enemy is needed to cross. Then they die. The exchange is even played in slow motion.
At one attempt at the boss in "A Cloud of Darkness!" in episode 20, Tom is the only one left alive. He jumps off the wall to reach and revive the others, and although he manages to revive them, he jumps right into a hole in the middle of the arena, in the process causing the other guys to respawn in the hole and die again instantly.
After defeating the final boss, Emile is falling off the bottom of the stage, meaning the central platform raises the others up while he dies, causing the others to joke that they're ascending to heaven while he's stuck in hell. A smack from the others sends Tim flying off the platform, reviving Emile mid fall just in time for them both to die again.
Emile praises guest Tom... and goes a bit too far.
Emile: "You were very good, I think you were very funny, I think you were great at the game and you helped us get through a lot of stuff..."
Tom: "Oh go on."
Emile: "And your cock is enormous..."
Tim: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
Jon: "WOW. WOW. Not where I thought he'd go with that."
Tom: "Ladies, I am single!"
When messing around with the credits, the Guys manage to create "Age Rating Man: Shannon Kok".
When the guys return to Toad Story (which they got all the Teensies in the first time) to do the Invasion levels, Emile says "we did this stage so perfect before, and we're not gonna mess it up at all now". Right after he says this, he jumps into the wrong painting.
Episode 22 had some funny moments thanks to a few glitches. For instance, on the guys' first attempt at "What the Duck? - Invaded", Dark Rayman spawns right where they're standing instead of above them, killing them instantly. On their second attempt, he doesn't spawn at all.
When the guys die the first time in "Lucha Libre Get Away - Invaded", the screen camera suddenly swerves ahead of them before going back towards the beginning of the stage.
Near the end of the finale, Tom asks the other guys their final thoughts on the game.
Jon: "Uh, my eyes hurt."
Emile: "It hurts Jon, so it's my friend."

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