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    Kirby's Return to Dream Land 

General/Running Gags:

  • The high-pitched voice Emile does when reading Magolor's dialogue, and how much it irritates Jon.

Episode 1:

  • During the intro to the game, King Dedede runs into Kirby and causes him to drop a large piece of cake:
    Emile: Hey! You destroyed my cake, Tim! Did you play Kirby: Squeak Squad? I murder hundreds of people over pieces of cake!
  • Jon grousing during the intro that he never drew the similarity between Return to Dreamland's opening and the first Pikmin game after Emile points it out.
  • Jon and Emile decide that the first Waddle Dee they see is Josh (who is not playing with them). Then when Emile as Kirby eats it, he's also eating grandpas, and that eating grandpas and getting high off of the cholesterol in them is the cool thing for kids to do now.
  • The Guys talk about Meta Knight's dub voice in the anime and how it was so over-the-top (Eric Stuart was supposed to portray him as a Dashing Hispanic) that it made Meta Knight sound like he was a Mexican Vampire.
  • Emile's topical Take That! to Alicia Silverstone and how she fed her child like a bird.
  • Emile accidentally kills Jon in 1-2, before Jon could even think of a way to kill Emile, much to Jon's dismay.
  • When Emile delivers a Take That! to a design choice done with Eterna City, Jon asks what he's talking about, and when he finds out, is annoyed with himself for thinking Emile wouldn't be making an obscure Pokémon reference.
  • Emile sets off a chain of puns.
  • "Monster Flame! Say hello to my cousin: Yamata! No! OROCHI!"
  • Jon's reaction to Meta Knight and Dedede moon-walking during the post-boss battle Kirby Dance.

Episode 2:

  • The unintentional Rescue Romance moment at the start of 2-1: Emile's Kirby gets eaten alive, saved by Jon's Meta Knight, and they kiss.
  • "Normally we would need a hammer... but... we have Tim."
    • In the same vein, there's the solution that Emile comes up with after he and Jon have been bickering. Again.
    Emile: I like how I just made a reference to using Tim as a shield if you tried to murder me, and nobody said anything.
    Tim: I must've misheard.
    Jon: Well, now that you pointed it out...
    Emile: That's why I pointed it out, because I'm like "What? You guys—"
    Tim: You pointed it out? How dare you!
  • Jon's reaction to Emile saying "subgame" in a very deep voice.
  • The guys start comparing Kirby's powers to, of all things, Captain Planet. And when asked which power represents the element of Heart?
    Emile: Heart would be our friendship!
  • When Emile uses Stone Kirby and turns into a statue of a muscular man, he exclaims "Look at me! That's how I look in real life, I swear."
  • There's also Jon trying to figure out whether there's stuff underwater or not.
    Jon: Isn't there stuff down here? Guys, guys? There's a pineapple.
    Emile: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    Jon: Oh no... oh, it totally is...
  • The guys have some trouble with doors. They keep going back and forth between a room with an Energy Sphere in it and one small, enclosed area, with each one of them accidentally going through the door at least once.
    • Actually, despite what Emile said, it was only him and Tim.
  • Tim saying that them sharing food is kinky, making Emile yell, "Thanks for that!"
  • When they're fighting King Doo.
    Emile: King Doodoo!
    Tim: In the bathroom!
  • Jon saying how he sometimes hates driving people.
    Jon: You guys haven't been in a car ride with me before so... I-I don't think I could handle that.
    Emile: You can't handle being apart from us for twelve hours, that's the sweetest thing you ever said in all... life.
  • The ending has Jon and Tim deciding to attack Emile in-game. Emile promptly runs away and enters the second level of world two to escape.

Episode 3:

  • The episode starts with Jon joking that the characters are at Meta Knight's pool party, and that all the coolest kids from his school are there, and Kirby.
  • The Captain Planet discussion continues when Jon expresses shock that Water Kirby took so long to become an actual power for Kirby. Emile recites the Captain Planet intro again, but substitutes something... less-than-wholesome for the power of "Heart".
  • Jon saying that Tim's beatboxing sounded more like "sucking like a tetrabat", causing Emile to give a Flat "What".
  • Emile decides to take the High-Jump power, then decides to get another one.
    Emile: You know, I'll go with High-Jump. I'll go with kind of an off-beat- actually no, I want Whip."
    Jon: "Make up your mind.
    Emile: Okay, I'll go with Whip.
    Jon: 'Kay.
    Emile: Actually I want Water, no I'm kidding!
    Jon: You son of a- KIRBY! (tries slashing him with Meta Knight's sword)
  • Emile's two very similar moments of Buffy Speak: "I'm an Olympic...person" and "I'm the American...person".
    • Emile accidentally eats Tim.
    Jon: You're in his mouth.
    Tim: Oh.
    Jon: That's not a good place to be. I’m sorry.
    Emile: Well, using you as projectiles is a strategy so... (eats Jon)
    Jon: Hey, hey, hey!
  • Emile regurgitates Tim.
    Emile: Look at Tim, he's having the time of his life.
    Jon: Yeah. No, being regurgitated is a great feeling.
    Emile: How would you know how it feels?
    Jon: We don't talk about that.
    Emile: Um... okay. I think you're the one who did the foot in mouth moment this time.
    Tim: Wow, at least it wasn't my foot in his mouth.
    Emile: UGH!
  • The entire American Dream conversation. Points for Tim's muttering in the background and the others' reaction to it.
  • The episode ends with them playing Ninja Dojo. The whole thing is hilarious, from Jon's invocation of the Let's Players' curse to their reactions to the trickier targets.
    • During said sub-game, one of the rounds has the real target alongside a lot of fake targets, causing Jon to wonder what was going on.
    • Also, the very last target. "It's Pac-Man!"

Episode 4:

  • Jon finally figures out how to troll Emile without killing him; beat him to all the Energy Spheres. This does eventually get through to Emile when Jon starts to steal Energy Spheres Emile put work into getting.
  • After the defeat of a Sphere Doomer and Jon taking the spoils of their victory:
    Emile: You suck!
    Jon: I'm sorry I know where to stand.
    Emile: I keep trying too, but I'm always fighting at the very end.
    Jon: I killed it!
    Emile: Well, that's not the point.
    Jon: It kind of is!
  • The "Happy birthday!" Running Gag (as it's Emile's birthday and Jon keeps claiming banal things are his birthday gift, like there being fireworks in the game).
  • When Jon tells Emile that he's starting to sound like a martyr by saying "I paid for the hotel room" a lot, he gives his Emile impersonation a funny voice.
  • After defeating the boss, when Jon takes the ship part, Emile cuts it out of the video and replaces it with a text box saying "Nothing suspicious here!" so the viewers don't see Jon taking it (even though the audio is left in, allowing us to easily tell Jon took it based on the back-and-forth between him and Emile).

Episode 5:

  • They joke that the Robot Waddle Dee is actually Josh in a giant robot, "Robo-Jepson", here to get revenge for not being in the LP.
  • The guys joke that Tim will be mentally tormented by destroying the Robot Dedede because he plays as Dedede.
    • "Why are you shooting yourself, Tim? Stop shooting yourself!"

Episode 6:

  • The opening, which has Jon being sprayed by Emile's (as Water Kirby) geyser move.
    Jon: Oh, hi, guys. Sorry, I didn't see you come in. I was just taking a shower.
  • The episode also starts with them restarting the level to try and get the first Energy Sphere, a task made more difficult because Emile!Kirby must get into the cannon (due to the camera following him). When they revisit the level to get another missed Energy Sphere, he hits it purely by accident.
  • The Epic Fail of each of them falling into a pit while trying to carry a candle.
  • Their reaction to Goriath's second form.
  • After the Guys defeat Goriath, Tim and Emile scramble towards the center of the arena, anticipating the ship part to appear, while Jon just stands on the ground and watches. Then the arena floor collapses, dumping Jon right on the ship part while Emile screams NOOOOOOOOO!!!
    Jon: Joke's on you, guys.

Episode 7:

  • There's the word association game. It goes well until Tim starts getting distracted.
    Tim: Nintendo!
    Jon: Capri.
    Tim: (Noticing the Parasol powerup) Umbrella...
    Jon: Nintendo Capri Umbrella?
  • Emile and Jon debate who started the whole Cycle of Revenge killing until Emile gets hit, forcing them to start that section of the stage over. Jon promptly attacks an enemy and sends Meta Knight barrel rolling right off the screen to his death.
  • The group starts talking about King of the Hill of all things and start talking like Boomhauer.
  • At the beginning of the episode, Emile gives Tim and Jon new variants of the appropriate plush toys (a white Yoshi and actual (sort of) Poison Mushroom, respectively), and it crops back up near the end of the episode.
    Emile: Should also mention that Jon threw... well, he didn't throw it away, but [he threw] his poison mushroom across the room at the beginning of the video.
    Jon: Well, I wasn't gonna keep it in my hands while we're playing a game.
    Emile: Why not?"
    Tim: (In the background) He might be tempted to eat it.

Episode 8:

  • The intro is quite comical.
    Jon: (As Meta Knight) Dear diary, today I returned to Return to Dreamland. For some reason, these two suckers keep following me, and I don't know why.
  • Eighteen seconds into the episode, we get this:
    Emile: My instinct is to eat everything I see!
    Tim: My instinct is to fall from the highest height!
    Jon: My instinct is to yell. A lot.
    • Which is immediately followed by Emile calling himself and Jon immature.
      Jon: Us, immature? What?
      Tim: I can be immature, too!
  • All of the pit-related trouble.
    Jon: Watch out for the giant hole, dude.
    Tim: (Falls in) WHOA!
    Jon: That's why I warned you.
    • The best part is, without a doubt, this exchange, after Emile falls down a hole and forces everyone to restart.
      Jon: Did you just fall in the — what exactly happened?
      Emile: I fell in the pit.
      Tim: (In the background) "You didn't just knock me in the pit.
  • The reaction when Emile brings up Meta Knight's mask, and starts asking how he can share food.
    Jon: I have food lasers. Food eye lasers.
    Emile: Meat vision!
    Jon: Meat vision? That just sounds really bad, I'm not gonna lie...
  • The tag along to the Boss Rush.
  • Near the end, Emile talks for Kirby to all of the cast while Jon is coughing in the background.
    Jon: (strained) I'm alright. Don't-Don't ask or anything.

Episode 9:

  • Jon getting another "Bye guys!" in.
  • Jon yelling "MIKE!" after Kirby loses the Mike ability.
  • "Oh no. Cannons. Great." It ends about as well as you'd expect.
  • After collecting the first Gear of the episode, Emile runs right into a crusher and ends up killing himself as a result, forgetting there was a cannon nearby to bypass it.
    Jon: KIRBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
  • In the process of getting a single 1-Up, Emile falls in a pit. The team respawns in the same room — sans Kirby's power — Jon collects the same 1-up... and then Tim falls in the same pit Emile did.
  • Jon having Meta Knight ride on top of Kirby's head in the Phantom Zone.
  • Pretty much the entire second half of the episode.
    • Jon's reaction to Emile snagging an Energy Sphere after multiple repeats of a stage:
      Jon: DAMMIT, YOU DID NOT DESERVE THAT! NOT AFTER ALL THAT CRAP WE WENT THOUGH! YOU DO NOT DESERVE ANY GEARS IN THIS STAGE! (starts laughing) I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS! (Emile and Tim are laughing the whole time)
    • The Inspector Gadget singalong and the conversation that precedes it (Jon telling Emile not to sing any 90s theme songs ever again).
      Jon: This is how our sanity has gone at this point. Two episodes in, and we're already singing Inspector Gadget.
    • Emile caps off the ordeal by bringing back this gem from Brawl:
      Emile: (fake surprise) We weren't recording any of that?!
      Jon: You don't even get to joke about that!

Episode 10:

  • The opening, where Emile trolls Jon and Tim.
    Emile: Hey, Jon?
    Jon: What.
    Emile: We're doing this level again! (Runs into Stage 2 again)
    Tim: (Starts stammering)
    Jon: Tim. Tim, open the window for me. He-he's right next to it. I'm just going to kick him out.
    Tim: OK.
    Emile: (as Jon pauses the game) No!
    Jon: We are not doing this stage again!
  • The "Mix" shenanigans near the beginning of the episode. Emile dumps the Spear power in order to get a "Mix" power by inhaling three things at once (in this case, a Poppy Bros.' bombs). After getting "Fire" the first time, he dumps it to try again... only for Tim to kill the Poppy Bros., yet Emile still manages to get another mix! Resulting in... Spear.
    Tim: This game's quite spear-itual.
    Jon: Was that necessary, Tim?
    Tim: Nope!
    Jon: At least you're honest about it.
  • Jon repeatedly denying Emile food by bouncing on his head. Emile protests ineffectually:
    Emile: You realize I have Main Character Syndrome. If I die, we all die!
    Jon: You realize I have I Don't Give A Damn Syndrome, right? My "Give A Damn" is busted!
  • Jon refuses to unlock a door.
  • Emile says that he and Jon are gonna fight for Energy Spheres the whole time, meaning they'll pop up next to Tim. Then an Energy Sphere literally spawned on top of Tim, and he got it.
  • Tim taking a bath in Kirby's mouth.
    Jon: Tim, where are you? Are you in his mouth?
    Tim: Yeah.
    Emile: He's just riding.
    Tim: I'm taking a bath.
    Emile: In my mouth?
    Jon: I don't think that's a good place to take a bath, not going to lie.
  • Emile eating Jon and spitting him out under a block that was about to crush him.
  • Emile's twist on "In the bathroom".

Episode 11:

  • At the beginning, Jon shows the others that the first letters of the game's levels spell CROWNED. Emile's reaction is hilarious.
Emile: Dude. My mind has been blown, hit by a truck, and then thrown in an industrial grinder, and then sat on by Wario's ass.
Jon: You know what the worst part is? He's not even being sarcastic. He's actually this surprised.
  • There's one Energy Sphere that's giving the guys trouble. It involves pressing the right switches and pressing one at the right time. On their fifth try, Jon trips the wrong switch and...
    Jon: Oh, dammit, that was my fault!
    Emile: (Not paying attention) Tim...
    Jon: That was my fault.
    Emile: Oh. Okay. Jon...
    (Tim laughs)
    Jon: I like how you immediately blame Tim, too.
    Emile: Jepson!
  • At one point, Emile turns into Snow Bowl Kirby and gets Meta Knight trapped in it while moving very slowly. While doing so, Meta Knight flails wildly and Jon begins shouting "wah! aah!" as if he was actually Meta Knight.
  • The episode is full of bizarre noises from Emile — all of them hilarious. For instance...
  • This. More specifically, the reaction that it gets.
    Jon: Haha! Oh my god! That is amazing! Tim! Good job!

Episode 12:

  • At the beginning of the episode, Jon becomes disappointed when Emile manages to just barely avoid dying with Tim when they both start falling into a pit. Immediately after this Jon accidentally hits a pillar of lava and falls to his death.
    Jon: Aw, c'mon!
    Emile: You deserved it for that comment! You had it coming!
  • Discussing Tim as if he was the focus of a nature documentary.
    Emile: Here we see a native Tim in his natural environment!
  • The whole "Yep" conversation.
  • When Jon wonders if they got the fish version of Ultra Sword's attacks, Emile immediately pulls it out to cut a volcano in two.
  • The "Demon Elmo" voice used when Magolor transforms. If you listen to the video, you can hear Emile trying to keep the voice going, but ends up bursting into laughter.
    Emile: (in a really aggressive Elmo voice) OBTAINING THIS CROWN WAS MY ULTIMATE GOAL ALL ALONG!!!
    Jon: OH MY GOD!
    Emile: (the same "Sinister Elmo" voice) WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WEIRD LOOKS?! FINE, LET ME EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!
    Tim: (explode into laughter before Emile even finishes)
    • Speaking of voices, there's one particular voice that seemed to have stuck with Emile:
      Emile: (In the Elmo voice) What did I ever do to you? (Normally) Oh, now I'm Elmo!
      Jon: You're always Elmo.
      Jon and Emile: Plot twist.
  • Emile dies while he is riding on Landia. Cue a unique death animation with Kirby and Landia falling from space as if he were on a crashed spaceship, leading to this gem from Jon:
    Jon: You crashed your dragon!
  • At the end of the final cutscene, as Dedede pulls his head out of the ground, Emile whispers an oh-so-mysterious something to Tim. Jon's reaction makes it hilarious, but Tim's makes it absolutely adorable.
    Tim: D'oh, I missed!
    Jon: (To Emile) Rea-- Really? You told him to say "D'oh, I missed".
    (Tim and Emile start laughing)
    Tim: Yeah. So happy!
  • Dedede has a flower on his hat after the final battle, so they assume that the final level was Hawaii, and the Final Boss is the King of Hawaii.
  • At the end, Emile starts questioning how rainbows can have twists in them, and Jon calls him out on his Arbitrary Skepticism, given that they've just played a game "about flying around on dragons while in Another Dimension and fighting the King of Hawaii".
  • And — last but not least, in the end of the main story — we get the signoff.
    Emile: So, this has been...
    Tim: NintendoCapriSun!
    Jon: Scope-Shot-Ninja-Dojo-Arena!
    Emile: And Nintendo of America Product Testing Division!
    (Tim starts laughing)
    Jon: I feel like I got shafted in the bad names department.
    Tim: How did I end up here, man?

Bonus Episode 1:

  • Emile hugs Tim. It's also one of the biggest Heartwarming Moments in the series.
    Jon: Good luck, Timothy! [...] Why are you hugging him?
    Emile: ...it was for good luck.
    ...
    Emile: Hope you didn't mind me messing with you — you'd already won, so...
    Jon: Yeah, but you sounded like a dick doing it and I sounded like a dick responding to it. So...
    Emile: I'm sorry.
    Tim: Aww!
    Jon: Okay. Apology accepted. (Beat Why are you hugging Tim? I'm like 'Apology accepted!' and he hugs Tim!
  • When Jon starts the Water Challenge:
    Jon: Alright, I'm gonna start with wah-tah.
    Emile: Wah-tah.
    Jon: Wah-tah!
    Emile: Wah-taaaah!
    Jon: ...Please don't ruin ''Fist of the North Star for me.
  • They decide to call the final-boss version of Emile's Magolor voice "Sinister Elmo".
  • During Jon's final run of the Item challenge room, Emile starts using weaponised Tempting Fate, just as Jon did to him in Mario Party 2. When they get to the last door, Emile says "Okay, last room." Kirby immediately jumps into the fire blocks and lands at the finish, ruining what would have been a Platinum rank for Jon.

Bonus Episode 2:

    Kirby's Dream Course 
  • Emile's cat is named Kirby, so it apparently assumes that they're talking about him whenever they try to discuss the game. He keeps bugging them and sitting on Jon's lap while he's trying to play. Eventually, Emile locks cat-Kirby out of his room.
  • Emile comments on how Jon, in this game and Mario romhacks/Maker, is really good at making tricky shots/jumps but fails at the really simple ones.
  • Hole 5 of Kracko: Emile triggers Tornado and hits Jon into the penultimate enemy of the hole, allowing Jon to sink it with an impressive shot on his next turn. Emile's reaction to the whole thing is what sells it.

    Kirby and The Amazing Mirror 

Running gags:

  • Checking the map takes everyone to the pause/Map screen. The Guys try to warn each other before Mapping. ...Mostly. They try, anyway.
  • Emile has an unfortunate tendency to miss important details, leading to various setbacks... and Brick Jokes once Jon and the others find what he accidentally left undone. By Episode 15, he's gotten so used to it that he casually claims he assumes any mistakes in the game were made by him just by default.
  • Stephen calling his Yellow Kirby Bronze.

Episode 1: Split Personality

  • Jon is the most experienced with the game, so he gets to be player one this time.
    Jon: I'VE BEEN UPGRADED TO PINK!
  • At the start of the game session, they accidentally use Stephen's save file instead of Jon's. This turns out to have ramifications they didn't expect further down the line.
  • Since the game doesn't force all four players to stay on the same screen, chaos ensues as Jon runs ahead and defeats a boss by himself, while the group decides to go in two different directions.
  • Stephen takes a liking to the Cupid ability, calling it this game's equivalent of the lamp. He also gets very excited over the Bomb ability.

Episode 2: Master Hand

  • Emile is the first to encounter Master Hand, and is amazed and delighted to learn that swallowing it gives access to Kirby's Melee moveset.
  • Around the middle of the episode, Emile starts asking when they want to end this recording session and take a break. (This turns out to be because he wants to participate in Pokémon GO's Community Day.) But he also balks at stopping when he gets the Missile power-up, leading to this:
    Emile: Oh no-no-no-no—noooooaaaah... (Red Kirby stares forlornly at the spikes where his power-up self-destructed) I lost my plane. (casually walking away) Alright, we can turn the game off now.
    • Just before that, Stephen entreating Emile to let him eat the plane... right up until he accidentally discovers that eating one of its torpedoes grants him Bomb.
  • After Jon's solo performance against the first boss, Tim and Stephen join him against Kracko, with Emile warping into the thick of it. It goes... poorly. The synchronized deaths get the whole group laughing, though.

Episode 3: Dog Ear Arms

Episode 4: Team Lazer

  • The titular Team Lazer doesn't last very long after being named...
    Jon: (as an enemy swoops past him and directly into Stephen) Team Lazer.
    Stephen: (immediately, in a very casual 'cool guy tone') I'm dead.
    Jon: Team Solo Lazer.
  • Immediately afterwards, Stephen finds another one of the Cupid-granting enemies.
    Stephen: Oh, thank God. I've only ever wanted to be an angel.
    Jon: A-ha-ha, everyone has a life goal, I guess. ...Or death goal, maybe, in that case.
    Stephen: I just wanted to be able to not have to tap A to fly...
  • Emile spends roughly half the episode fighting Wiz, the boss of Peppermint Palace, mistakenly believing that he's merely a mid-boss and complaining about how hard he is. Tim offers to join him, but goes unheard... and Emile doesn't remember that he can call others for help until immediately after losing all his lives and returning to the hub.
  • Meanwhile, Tim struggles to make it to where Jon's fighting Batafire, only to enter the arena with style... and score the final blow by dropping his Stoned self onto the mini-boss's head.
  • After finding a door that's blocked off, Stephen demonstrates what he calls the true Amazing Mirror experience: making Kirby dance while waiting for a chance to call a friend with the right powerup to proceed.

Episode 6: Mega Titan

  • While Jon, Tim and Emile take on Mega Titan, Stephen explores another area. This leads to a bit of Mood Whiplash after the boss fight.
    Jon: And now we triple dance. (cheery music starts)
    Stephen: (sucks a block out from underneath himself) OhGodNO-- (Beat) You guys are dancing and I just killed myself.
    Jon & Emile: (Squeeing over their Kirbies forming a mini pyramid, with Stephen joining in upon noticing)
    Tim: (casually) People die and we dance... When will we stop dancing?
  • Jon and Tim attempt to navigate a maze of cannons firing through spike-filled hallways while Emile and Stephen explore Candy Constellation... and keep double and triple-checking the map, breaking their concentration.

Episode 7: Crazy Master

  • Jon gets increasingly annoyed at Stephen and Emile not being able to just follow a straight line.
  • After Jon manages to make his way through the cannon maze, barely hanging on with a sliver of health, he calls Tim so he can warp safely over. Then he notices the Gordo merrily bobbing his way and panics.
    Jon: Oh my God, Tim, answer fast—!
  • Jon and Stephen are plowing on through Candy Constellation, trying to catch up to Emile. When they come to a room with Wheel, Jon takes it and Stephen hangs onto Smash, planning to follow the cleared-out path created by Jon as he speeds ahead. Unfortunately, Jon was speeding ahead so fast that the enemies all respawn again, prompting a massive panic from Stephen as he confronts the swarm.

Episode 8: Fighting Batafire with Fire

  • As Jon nears the Goal for Moonlight Mansion, Stephen and Emile's quest for a route to Olive Ocean hits a roadblock, and they consider having Jon call them for backup. However, Jon abruptly — and loudly — refuses:
    Jon: No, NO! (exaggeratedly sulky voice) I'm doing this myself.
    Stephen: ...But I want the points.
    Emile: ...Challenge accepted.
    Stephen: I want the points...
    Jon: I want the high score! (enters, sees Batafire) NEVER MIND I'M CALLING NOW!
    Stephen: (as everyone ports over) I'm ente—What the piss is this?! (snap to casual tone) Moltres has put on a lotta weight.
  • During the fight, Emile makes a statement that Makes Sense In Context, but still sounds like a major Accidental Innuendo.
    Emile: Aww, I can't turn into fire from eating his balls.
  • Later, while fighting another Batafire in Cabbage Cavern, Emile gets killed on his way down to try and help. Cue his poor Red Kirby's Death Throws dropping past the side of the fight.

Episode 9: UFO is a Treat

  • More map antics abound, as Emile, Stephen and Tim attempt to navigate their way toward unexplored areas and keep pausing to check the map while Jon tries to battle Boxxy and ends up calling out instructions and directions. This ultimately ends in a "Shaggy Dog" Story when it turns out the path they were trying to take for so long is blocked off from the other side anyway.

Episode 10: Radish Ruins

  • The episode starts before the recording session officially begins, with Stephen improvising a song which Emile misidentifies as being in the same style as Michael Jackson. Stephen and Jon disagree with the sentiment, while Tim's just trying to get into position and start his recording.
  • Jon finds a health extension. Once again, Stephen gets it instead — only this time, the Guys figure out that it's because they're playing on Stephen's save file. The 'helper Kirbies' get the short end of the stick and are stuck with the default health bar, even if they're the ones who find the hearts.note 
  • Jon finally points out that someone (read: Emile) found a warp room in Peppermint Palace and didn't bother connecting it all the way back to the hub. Emile comes up with increasingly flimsy excuses in his defense.
    Emile: Okay, I found that place by accident when trying to find another place.
    Jon: Okay, so why didn't you go in the door to finish connecting it?
    Emile: I think I died and got a game over.
    Jon: You can't! There's no enemies in the room!
    Emile: I think in the next room over I died?
    Jon: WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE ROOM?!

Episode 12: Ancient Proverb

  • The exchange that inspired the title:
    Jon: (checking the map) We went the wrong way; we needed to go u—oh wait, we have to go down to go up, 'cause it's... very stupid.
    Stephen: It's like an ancient proverb. Gotta go down to—
    Jon: (at the same time) Gotta get on down—!
    Emile: Did I — did I tell you, Stephen, what I thought proverbs were?
    Tim: Oh no!
    Jon: Oh boy.
    Stephen: Uh, is it a body part, or a Canadian thing? It's one or the other...
    Emile: (bursts out laughing)
    Jon: Ah, so you're learning how he thinks—!
    Stephen:a body part... Canadians are born with them; they fall off by age twelve.
    Other Guys: (more laughter)
    • The answer is that he thought it was the verb equivalent of a pronoun.
  • During a Goal game with Stephen, two 1Ups fly straight for Jon like they were laser-guided, boosting his count up to eleven.
    Jon: I don't need any more lives; I'm good, game!
    Stephen: So kind of the game. You have a magnet on your belt.
  • While making their way to the boss of Radish Ruins, accompanied by a soundtrack of blowing wind:
    Jon: This is some lovely music you guys found.
    Stephen: It's very, very ominous.
    Emile: Uh, I'm... kinda scared...
    Stephen: I'm sure everything will be fi— (immediately falling into spike pit) —OH MY GOD—!
  • Said boss is none other than (Dark) Meta Knight, identified in-game as '???'. With all four guys present, the battle turns just as chaotic as the Kracko fight, with power-ups getting juggled back and forth amongst them. Not all of this power-trading goes smoothly, either...
    Jon: Why'd you spit away the sword?!
    Emile: Oh, I thought that was just a star... I wish they were differently colored so you could—
    Jon: They ARE!
    Emile: They are?!

Episode 13: Warp to World 7

  • After a very messy intro:
    Stephen: Welcome back and we apologize-
    Jon: Don't worry, the conversation we had before that intro was almost worse, about the kid's show Monty Python's Flying Circus.
    Emile: (guilty laughter)
  • This exchange:
    Emile: (yelling at an enemy) C'mon. Let me suck you!
    Jon: No.
    Emile: You wish, Jon. (regrets immediately) I'm kidDING!
    Jon: I'm joking, that's why I said NO.
    Emile: (awkward embarrassed laughter)
    Jon: I don't think you understand what "no" means!
    Emile: You know, the kid's show, the Runaway Guys!
  • "Emile, are you sure you're not the dirtiest person in this room?"

Episode 14: Perhaps a Reused Boss

  • Emile's failed confrontation with Wiz ten episodes prior comes back to haunt him when Jon gets the map for Peppermint Palace and sees that somebody made it to the Boss Room and didn't get the Shard:
    Jon: We-Wait... Wait...
    Emile: We have the-
    Jon: Who did this? Who did this?!
    Stephen: I have never been there.
    Jon: Who was this?!
    Emile: I got that far and then got a game over.
    Jon: (completely calm) Oh. (back to incredulous) Why didn't you call in?!
    Emile: I didn't know it was the end, I just saw a boss!
    Jon: Yo— (Stunned Silence)
    Stephen: I mean Jon, if we wanted to know then, we'd have to use the Map. (over Jon's stammering) Who do you think we are, Dora the frickin' Explorer?!
    Jon: Every boss room has the same setup!
    Stephen: It's impossible to know for sure.
    Jon: We've done seven of them!
    Stephen: I know, but that's not ALL of them, Jon; that one could have been different!
    Emile: No—J-Jon, Jon? I have not been involved in most of those, and I didn't catch on.
    Jon: Oh my god... Alright! Alllriiiight! Allllriiiight!
  • In self-defense, Emile suggests that he was confused because he'd fought the boss before elsewhere, resulting in the others wondering if Amazing Mirror reuses one of its bosses. When Emile and Tim make it back, he openly pleads with the game to vindicate him:
    Emile: Please be a reused boss so I can save some face. (enters)
    Jon: Is he saving face? Let's find out! Buckle up, bay-beeeeee—" (as Wiz's hat comes down) It's not.
    Emile: OH, THIS IS THE THING THAT I GOT LIKE FIVE GAME OVERS TO AND THEN GAVE UP!
    Jon: This is th—That was a boss?! No wonder you were struggling—
    Emile: I didn't— I thought that was like a mid-boss! It didn't look powerful!
  • "Ah, the famous murdering Bloomingdale's."
    Stephen: Welcome to Bloomingdale's, here's your knife...
    Emile: Here's your murder!
  • "If you can't change the world, change your dong."

Episode 15: Fixed Mirror

  • After Stephen and Tim have to borrow lives from him within thirty seconds of each other, Jon comes to a startling realization:
    Jon: I'm the only one with lives left! Damnit!
    Stephen: Yeah, and if you could do us a favor and keep 'em...
    Jon: I can't at this rate!
    Emile: If you could do us a favor and give them up to us.
    Stephen: Yeah, 'cause we need 'em, if you could just get some more, that'd be real great thanks!
  • Emile proceeds to die against Wiz, Borrows from Jon to get back to the fight faster, and promptly dies again.
    Jon: Stop borrowing my lives!
  • Jon's delight when he notices the special animation for calling someone as a U.F.O.:
    Jon: It's a little satellite dish!
  • This exchange:
    Stephen: How's the boss battle going?
    Emile: I'm involved in it; that's all you need to know.
    Stephen: Oh, so bad...?
    Emile: (laughing) That's what I was going for!
  • Stephen's constant attempts to check the Map while Jon and Emile are doing a Goal Game causes Emile to miss a 1Up.
    Stephen: Well, that's alright, (cracking up) We can always get 'em from Jon—
    Jon: Fuck you!
    Emile: We'll be fine~!
    Jon: Fuck you...

Episode 16: Dark Meta Knight

  • While fighting Dark Mind, Jon manages to lose the Master Sword by accidentally inhaling it and Tim's Spark at the same time. Ironically, this happens at the same time Stephen learns that you can get other powerups from swallowing some of his attacks... by getting a (regular) Sword:
    Stephen: Oh, you get swords if you eat the things. That's helpful.
    Jon: ...Wait... wait.
    Stephen: Where's your sword?
    Jon: Where IS my sword?!
  • Emile's inexperience with Kirby games leads to him trying to air-puff Dark Mind to death. Then there's his sudden realization late into the fight:
    Emile: (watching Jon get Ice) Oh, those give you powers!
    Jon: YES, WE'VE BEEN SAYING THAT!
  • On their next attempt, in the midst of all the chaos, Tim manages to inhale the Master Sword... only to promptly spit it out as a star.
  • All the borrowing from Jon catches up to the team when they burn through his life buffer, only to learn that the game won't let them choose not to borrow from him and restore their lives normally. They then try sitting and watching him fight Dark Mind solo, nearly managing it... before sliding into one of his orbs.
    Jon: (grimly) Ice physics.
  • As he hits zero lives, Emile accidentally calls him:
    Jon: Who is asking to borrow, 'cause the answer is no.
    Emile: I accidentally dropped the controller, that's what that was. So now you have to do it with annoying beeping!
    Jon: Great! Thanks, Emile!
    Emile: (laughs) Anything for you, buddy!

Episode 17: Looking for Lives

  • The running debate about whether or not Jon is The Chosen One.
  • While Jon searches for 1Ups in the early levels, Emile and Stephen decide to aim for one of Candy Constellation's Goals, believing that offers riper returns. Problem is, Box Boxer stands in their way. Suffice to say, this doesn't go as planned:
    Emile: So, um, we've each lost a life so far.
    Jon: Are you kidding me.
    Emile: Against the boss needed to get to the room.
    Stephen: Don't worry, Jon, this is all going according t—
    Jon: I have found FOUR LIVES since you guys started—
    Emile: We've actually — we're down to one life each.
    Jon: I don't — oh my...
    Emile: (as Red Kirby spirals to his death) And now I'm down to zero~!
    Jon: (resigned) Oh my God...
  • Eventually, they decide to take a mulligan and let Box Boxer finish them off for a continue-induced restock:
    Emile: Well, on the positive side, that means we've no longer net lost lives.
    Stephen: It's true, it's true. We've really improved our situation.
    Jon: I hate you all so much right now.
    Emile: Um... Maybe we should just borrow off of Jon after he hits 99—
    Jon: NO!
  • How they get revenge: Stephen brings bombs, stands on the ledge outside the mini-boss arena, and rains down explosives while Emile keeps distracting it.
  • Jon realizes that they can farm lives from Goals by having one person stand outside while the others go through, then call them back. Shame he only realizes it right after they all went through at once...

Episode 18: World's Best Dad

  • The first half of the episode can be summed up to basically the Runaway Guys starting the episode testing Jon's theory before quickly devolving into them all Corpsing and ripping on how blatantly braindead it is to easily grind lives while abusing the game's phone Fast Travel mechanic near a Goal Game until they run out of batteries.
  • Jon playing chaperone and hanging out outside the Goal Game, calling the others back so they can grind lives.
  • Poor Stephen doesn't have much luck catching 1Ups, even when the game showers them during one run:
    Emile: It's pity!
    Jon: This is definitely pity, guys. For you, this is definitely pity.
    Emile: Eleven lives now.note 
    Stephen: I... I managed to get two.
    (Beat as the other two Kirbys seem to stare at Bronze Kirby before they start their dance)
    Jon: (cracks up laughing)
    Stephen: Sh-shut up and call me!
  • Emile playing the anchor, then hanging up on poor Tim when calling everyone back.
    Emile: Can you imagine if I accidentally hit L at a time like this?note  (hangs up) Alright, Jon, are you good?
    Jon: Tim's not there. Why did you stop the phone?
    Emile: I thought he was... okay. (calls)
    Jon: (Angrished exhalation)
  • Where the title comes from:
    Jon: (watching the others enter the Goal Game again) I better get a 'World's Best Dad' mug after this fucking LP.
    Emile: I mean, you're a married man now, buddy, welcome to the life.
    Jon: S'yeah, that's not how this works. We don't put the ring on and suddenly have to chaperone everyone else. (Beat) Two of you are older than me!
    Emile: I'm not, Dad.
  • This leads into a short exchange where they figure out that Jon is older than Stephen:
    Stephen: (chuckles) I was saying that with disgust. (with mounting belligerence) I'm not older than you. I'm still young and fun.
    Jon: (laughing)
    Emile: I am not like you; I'm young and vibrant.
    Stephen: Speaking of, I need a ride to the mall. (everyone else cracks up) 'Cuz that's where I do Young and Fun Things.
  • Tim jumps on the Goal Game star just a little too soon and takes off without Jon and Stephen, leading to them making awkward small talk while waiting for him to finish.
  • During the rematch with Dark Meta Knight:
    Jon: Oh, how did you put out the tornado?
    Emile: Yeah, how did you — how did you do that? I thought it was...
    Stephen: (completely casual) Oh, I ate it.

Episode 19: Fighting Sauron

  • Emile gets the Master Sword after Jon loses it... and spits it away despite Jon's frantic warnings.
    Emile: I tried not to do it! I pressed B by accident—
    Jon: You jumped and pressed B!
  • Jon: The amount of shade I could throw right now. I could blot out the sun right now.
  • This exchange when random enemies start showing up in the Dark Mind battle:
    Emile & Stephen: Wheel!
    Stephen: Perfect! That one's going to help a lot, to this enemy that is on the air.
    • ...Followed by him promptly figuring out that Wheel is, in fact, very useful so long as he keeps moving.
  • Poor Emile's track record continues:
    Jon: What power-up do you have, Emile? What power-up did you have, Emile?
    Emile: It was just a regular star.
    Jon: No, everything turns into a power-up in this fight!
    Emile: Oh, I was spitting them out thinking that—
    Jon: Oh my God, Emile...!
    Emile: How was I supposed to know that?!
    Jon: (regarding the Master Sword, sounding utterly exhausted) Gimme that. Someone else take — stab him, please...
  • Jon's 10-Minute Retirement, with Pink Kirby sulking in the corner while the other Guys fight Dark Mind... until Emile almost has him dead. Then he's suddenly reinvested again:
    Jon: (over Emile's Big "NO!" at losing his grip on the Master Sword) No, you—no! (rushing in) No-no! You don't get the final hit!
    Emile: (trying to get it back) Noooo-ho!
    Jon: You don't get the final hit with the sword!
    Emile: Yes I do!
    Jon: You don't get the sword kill! You don't get the sword kill!

Bonus Episode: Minigame Madness

    Kirby Star Allies 

Running Gags

  • Emile's tendency to say something sexual, whether he intended it or not.
  • Emile randomly saying things in his Elmo voice, due to playing as Magolor starting from Episode 8.

Episode 1 - "Make Some Friends"

  • Not even a minute in and the Guys have a conversation that dates the video.
    Emile: It's not often that we get Kirby or even 4-player platformers anymore, cos' every platformer they come out with is "nope, only 2 players", but we got 3 people.
    Jon: I mean there are 4-player ones but they're more indie usually, it's not like, Nintendo themselves aren't putting out as many as they used to.
    Emile: Yeah it's a shame, I miss when we got them every year, because it means we got do to all sorts of silly stuff and, y'know, yell at each other like we used to.
    Jon: I admittedly am super excited for the next New Super Mario Bros game if it ever happens...
  • Emile's "Sinister Elmo" voice returns when Magolor appears in the notifications of the addition of new Dream Friends.

Episode 3 - "Whispy Woods"

Episode 4 - "Evil Dedede"

  • Apparently, Emile didn't learn his lesson about not throwing around sexual terms last episode, so he does it twice in this episode. The first is after they complete Dream Land:
    Emile: The presentation of these menus is aesthetic pornography, man. It's so good!
    Jon: Why do you have to make everything so sexual? As "The Boob Guy", why do you have to make everything so sexual? Here's the thing: That's it, it's just boobs. It's just like, I don't really try to make it sexual; it's just everyone else around me does.
  • The second is when they activate Friend Circle, but this time Jon doesn't even pay any mind to what he said at all.

Episode 5 - "Supper Party"

  • Yet again, Emile says something lewd, but this time it was by accident (for context, Jon was sharing his food with Emile, which happened to be a carton of milk).
    Emile: You suck that milk out of ya! (Beat) That sounds awful, oh my god!
    Jon: A-A-Again, I'll make that same statement: Why-Why—
    Emile: I wasn't trying that time! I was just saying what we were doing!
  • Upon converting an Ice ability into a yellow-colored Chilly, Emile says it looks like a yellow snowman, and wonders if anyone ever tried to make a yellow snowman in real life. Cue Jon pausing the game and explaining Emile how gross that is, and how it wouldn't really work in real life due to how urine melts snow due to it being hot.

Episode 8 - "Pon and Con"

  • Emile finally gets to play as the character he wanted, thus giving a grand return to the beloved Sinister Elmo moment.
    Emile: (In his Elmo voice) Hi, Kirby! I'm back with a vengeance!
    Tim: Well, you sure are.
    Jon: Greeaaaat. Another one of my rivals back.
    Emile: (In his Elmo voice, floating around the life counter) Kirby, look! It's sixty-nine! The world is a happy place!
  • Emile's mind wanders into questions about how an Amish would live throughout the last few minutes of the video (and in the first minutes of the next one), with Jon answering his questions or straight-up telling Emile what he thought is not how it works.
    Tim: So if they play Monopoly and you land on Electric Company, do they not pay rent?
    (Emile laughs)
    Tim: Just a thought.
    Emile: All the mysteries of life!
    Jon: All the mysteries of Amish.

Episode 9 - "Francisca"

  • As the guys enter Sector A and fight off waves of enemies, they encounter a buzzsaw, which makes Emile bring up Buzzsaw Man Pants again. Tim immediately then sings about Buzzsaw Man Pants to the tune of "I Was Watching Television".

Episode 10 - "Friend Train"

  • Due to firing a cannon at the wrong time near the beginning of the episode, Jon ends up getting Tim killed as well as Jon himself losing a life.
  • At the end of the episode, Jon tries to get a Copy Ability at a conveyor below where the guys are standing, only to find out he can't get one. They surmise that it's just to show enemies being produced from the fortress itself. Emile then compares himself to a conveyor belt.
    Emile: This is where babies come from!
    (The other two chuckle at his joke)
    Jon: A conveyor belt!
    Emile: (under his breath) My life makes so much sense...
    (Jon snickers)
    Tim: There ya go.
    Emile: I always felt like I wasn't much like my parents. I'm a lot more like a conveyor belt.
    Jon: Oh, that's what you're saying? You're like a conveyor belt?
    Emile: Yeah. I mean, I have a lot of energy, and I move a lot.
    Jon: Yeah, but you're als—You're also supposed to stay in place, and you definitely don't do that.
    Emile: And I also do things in circles a lot.
    Jon: You do circle a lot, that is true. You pace a lot.

Episode 13 - "Yggy Woods"

  • There's a rather amusing but of Cringe Comedy for anyone who's really familiar with the game. At one point in the Planet Earthfall level, the guys are at a spot where they need the wind element which Emile's character Magolor possesses as his dash attack. Emile never uses the dash even once in the entire room, and neither Tim nor even Jon ask him to try the dash. A good chunk of the comment section couldn't help but note how the guys completely missed all this.

Episode 14 - "Taranza"

  • The last five minutes of the episode consist of Emile and Jon making small talk about a bunch of mundane everyday things while Tim goes to use the bathroom. Jon hopes that their small talk would be cut out of the video, but Dan (the editor) left it in because he was amused.
    Emile: Dan, I worked hard on that small talk.
    I know, buddy. That's why I'm including it. Proud of you. -Dan
    Jon: That's not the point of small talk! Small talk's not supposed to be hard!
    Emile: Do you have any idea how hard small talk is for someone like me who had no friends in high school?
    Jon: You talk for a living. You talk for a living...
    Emile: Doesn't mean I'm good at it!

Episode 16 - "Get Squish"

Episode 18 - "Not-Helpful Waddle Dee"

  • For the first 40 seconds of the video, Emile says nothing but "Xenoblade" as if he's speaking another language that consists only of that word. This notably upsets Jon when he first hears this.
    Jon: (as Tim drones "Uhhhhh" in the background) Gooood, I'm turning off this stream.
    Emile: Xenoblade?!
    Jon: I'm going to play Advance Wars.
  • Jon opted to bring Bandana Waddle Dee along as their fourth party member due to his fondness for the character, prompting a debate between him and Emile wherein he summarizes him thusly:
    Jon: Imagine if a Goomba went around and tried to kick the ass of God.
    • The Guys then encounter a room where Bandana's long reach would come in handy... but can't quite figure out how to get him to raise his spear again to trade its ice enchantment for fire.
      Emile: See, this is why you shouldn't be in Super Smash Bros.!

Episode 20 - "Totally Stoked"

  • After Emile's randomly zipping around as Magolor gets him crushed under a closing wall, Jon pauses the game to look at him, sparking the following:
    Emile: Every time you pause the game, it's like Mom catching you with your hand in the cookie jar.
    Jon: I'm not convinced you ever took your hand out, if I'm being real.
    Emile: (laughs, then under his breath) In bed.
    Jon: Why you bring a cookie jar into bed?
    Emile: Uh... ...I don't tell you how to live your life?
    Jon: (as Tim sputters) ...I mean I guess.
  • Upon finding the HAL Room hidden at the end of Jambandra Base, the guys carve away the blocks and describe the resulting figures, with one of the last being "4 with a gun", followed by "uuuuuuuuuuu!"

Episode 22 - "Void Termina"

  • After Emile spends a significant amount of time in the previous episode complaining about Majora's Mask being retconned out of the official Zelda timeline, this episode has a Brick Joke the moment he sees the boss' name:
    Emile: Heh, that's what they did in Zelda; they voided Termina.
  • Emile's a little confused about how The Power of Friendship works:
    Emile: ...Are they just sacrificing themselves to make him stronger?
    Jon: No, it's just the power of their friendship is so strong they're, like, projectiles.
    Emile: (Beat as the screen turns white) ...I'm gonna shoot people with Jon.
    Jon: (scoffs) I make a fine bullet, I'm sure.

Episode 24 - "Enter the Gameboy"

  • In Star Slam Heroes' World Crisis mode, Tim is initially confident about his preparations... only to whiff the swing, missing the meteor entirely. As a result, his blue Kirby passes out on the results screen, and the guys notice a small, smoldering crater on the surface of Pop Star.

Episode 25 - "Heroes in Another Dimension"

  • Before starting the titular mode, Emile volunteers to establish what he calls "the most un-me, most Character Development-like rule of all": that only Jon can go through doors, to minimize the chances of them accidentally missing collectables. Not even five minutes in, he promptly breaks his own rule at the first available opportunity — literally the first door after he and Tim joined Jon.
    Tim: (dramatically) A portent of the future.
  • After botching the first side room puzzle, the guys exit the area only to discover they're now blocked off from the cannon used to access it. Jon attempts to reset by intentionally losing a life... only for the trio to be deposited right above the cannon so they can immediately see that it's still inaccessable.
    Jon: Oh fuck you game!
  • While discussing how side room puzzles can't be reset and they need to be cautious, Emile wedges his body into a closing wall in order to collect some stars, promptly getting crushed. Upon getting revived, he immediately pulls the exact same manuever with a descending ceiling.
    Jon: (after Emile's first crushed) Yeah, that's why I stopped.
    Emile: Thought I could make it.
    Jon: (revives him by cloning himself) You are also Bandana Waddle Dee.
    Emile: (walking into crushing dead end) Oh no, I'm Ban—
    Jon: Watch... out. (strained) Why did you think I didn't move?

Episode 34 - "Guest Star Mode"

  • On Montaro's advice, Jon played through most of a Chef Kawasaki run of Guest Star Mode off-camera, bringing in the guys on the home stretch right before the final boss. While testing out the Three Mage Sisters' moves, Tim accidentally dismisses himself from the party, with an incredulous Jon lamenting that he'd just gotten rid of their best character.
  • After an emergency reset, Jon's in the middle of telling Emile that his current party has served him well so far when the CPU-controlled Vividria gets crushed by a moving block. Poor guy didn't even get to finish his sentence.
    Jon: I hadn't lost any party members in this entire Kawasaki run, and the fucking second I bring Emile and Tim into it, Tim deletes one of the characters—
    Tim: (calmly) Yup.
    Jon: And Emile — and the AI, sorry—
    Emile: I was about to s—! (as Tim gets crushed by another block) You can't pin the AI on me.
    Jon: I can blame that one on Tim, though. Actually, I might have shoved him on that one, it might have been my fault.
    That was totally Emile - Dan

Episode 37 - "Don't Fight Yourself"

  • While discussing Ace Attorney, Emile brings up other series he has tried, and alludes to the Crossover between Ace Attorney and Professor Layton... in a way that accidentally makes it sound as though the latter was combined with another series.
    Emile: Yeah... Danganronpa 1 I liked; I was a big fan of Professor Layton, which I know there's a lot of crossover there... in fandoms, and they even did a crossover game.
    Jon: (wonderously) What a weird-ass crossover that still kinda makes sense...
    Tim: Oh, wow...
    Emile: Yeah, I know, Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright was — I got to play a little bit of that game, and I thought it was really good from what I could—
    Jon: Oh, I thought you meant Professor Layton and Danganronpa. That's what Tim and I were reacting to — I'm like uhhh, yeah, I guess...
    Emile: I mean, there is murder in Professor Layton, so it would kinda work, I guess...
    Tim: Yeah, but it's like British murder.

Episode 38 - "Double Eyes"

Episode 39 - "Not Watermelon"

  • The guys discuss weird dreams they've had leading to Emile complaining that his are boring.
    Emile: You guys have such cool dreams about, like, an alternate self from another dimension showing up to tell you the future. Meanwhile, I'll have a dream and it's like "Hello, Sonic the Hedgehog. I see you're on the run from the cops at Walmart for hard drug possession."
    Jon: Wha- that dream sounds awesome too! What's wrong with that shit?

Episode 42 - "I-Frames Are Important"

  • Jon does not seem to be a fan of Tempting Fate.
    Emile: Hey, Terminus, we're still at full health. Are you still at full health? I don't think you're at full health."
    Jon: (interrupting Emile's last sentence) Don't TAUNT the BOSS, Emile!

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