Please keep it restricted to the most memorable or recurrent quotes.
: Hey Chuggaaconroy
: Yes? Jon
: Do you like parties? Chugga
: Why, yes, I do. Jon
: How about Mario Parties? Chugga
: ...Maybe. Jon
: You're not quite sure on that one? Chugga
: Not quite. NintendoCapriSun
: Well, I am. Jon
: Who are you?
(20 minutes later)
: How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party? Chuggaa
: ...I feel like strangling a puppy! ProtonJon
: SO DO I!
: "Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer — which is actually a fat man with a German Voice Actor — and the dinosaur, and the monkey with a tie, and the Italian plumber, as they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play. Amen.
prayer coming into Bowser's Magma Mountain.
I, Chuggaa, am going to be Mario! Nintendo Capri Sun:
I will be Luigi, because I'm greeeeeen
! Josh Jepson:
I'm going to be Yellow Toad, and I'll be the best Yellow Toad you've ever seen! Proton Jon:
And I'll be leaving, thank you. *hits 1 and Blue Toad runs offscreen*
— Character selection in New Super Mario Bros Wii
: Meet Josh Jepson
: Oh my God... Chugga
: His boy Chugga
: Oh my God... Chugga
: Daughter Johnny
: You... Chugga
, his wife! NCS
?! WHAT? NO! NO! Jon
: You need so much mental help it's not even funny
— Chuggaaconroy sings the intro and catches everyone off-guard.
*with Chugga sobbing in the background* I love how Falcon's like, MAJESTIC. And Olimar and Steve are just like, what the heck is he doing? Olimar's like, "Hey Steve, this guy is really weird man. Should we hang out with him?" And Steve's all like, "I don't know, that Chuggaaconroy
guy, I don't think he's playing as Steve this time, it's really weird."
: Onto our fourth project in the time that it's taken Jon to make five videos! Jon
: YOU ARE A DICK.
— The intro to Mario Party 2.
:"Day at the races. Day at the races! Day at the races!
Hey, I heard you like races. Here's some days! Spend them at the races!"
— Jon gets fed up with constantly having to play the Mario Party 2
minigame A Day at the Races
Jon: [singing] I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the one I used to know... where the space-tops glisten, and space-children listen to hear... Mario at the show... oh woah... ...woah... ehhh.
Chugga: So, this has been Chuggaaconroy...
Tim: Nintendo Capri Sun...
And the king of all CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDSSS! (as he says this, a King of Hearts enlarges and the others start screaming like crazy)
— The Runaway Guys (and Lucahjin) at the end of LittleBigPlanet, Episode 1.
Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee!
— Jon at the LittleBigPlanet finale.
Meet the Timstones
They're the modern Runaway family!
Come the friends who need to L to P!
Now Let's Play with Jon and the other three
He couldn't even upload a bee!
Read our fanfics
You'll have a gay old tiiiime!
...But you knew that already!
: We're getting good at this whole "teamwork" thing. Jon
: It's weird. Jake
: Yeah, what is
: Hey, guys, I'm Boomer the Slimefoot! Jake
: I'm 4 number 2! Jon
: What killed the ice age?
Oh my god, I got it wrong. Chugga
: And I can't top a mess-up like that. Welcome, everybody, to Castle Crashers
: Can I get a redo on that? Chugga
: No. Jake
: No! Jon
: Come on... Chugga
: NO! What killed the ice age? THE DINOSAURS!
: Hey Proton Jon... Jon
: Uh oh...what? Chugga
: Do you like parties? Jon
: Oh no...I used to, but then I met you guys. Chugga
: What about Mario Parties? Jon
: That's actually what I was referring to. Chugga
: Well, let's get started anyway.
— Episode 1 of Mini Game Island
: It's time for runaway-niacs- Jon
: Oh my goooood. Chuggaa
: And we let's play while at PAX.
So just sit back and relax, while we overreact, we're runaway-niacs.
So come join the let's play brother and the let's play sister Tim.
Of course we're just kidding and she's really a hi-im (y'knowinthebathroom)
We just like to make jokes, based on a simple whim.
Now there's no truce to what we produce, entertainment on the spot.
We're runaway-niacs, Tim is cute and Chugga yaks, Proton threatens to attack, while Four takes some flack, we're runaway-niacs.
We're runaway-niacs, we have Polaris contracts, it's time to get some snacks while we prep for Jon's wisecracks, we're runaway-ny, we're totally insane-y, Chuggaa's puns are lame-y, we're runaway-niacs! Those are the facts.
— Chuggaa keeping the running gag going, Episode 2 of New Super Luigi U
: SLIPPERY SHOOOOOOES!!
: Should we do Daisy on hard?
: I'm inside Daisy's heart shaped box. Jon
: ...You know what that is right?
: Could you tell me what it means? Jon
: IT MEANS VAGINA!