Please keep it restricted to the most memorable or recurrent quotes.
"To the left, to the left, to the left..."
— Chuggaaconroy and often others, whenever they have to go left...
ProtonJon: Hey Chuggaaconroy...
Jon: Do you like parties?
Chugga: Why, yes, I do.
Jon: How about Mario Parties?
Jon: You're not quite sure on that one?
Chugga: Not quite.
NintendoCapriSun: Well, I am.
Jon: Who are you?
(20 minutes later)
ProtonJon: How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?
Chuggaa: ...I feel like strangling a puppy!
ProtonJon: SO DO I!
Chuggaaconroy: Hey, Jon! Hey, Jon! Don't Eat The Mushroom!
(not even two turns later)
Jon: (with a mocking voice) Hey Chugga! Don't eat the mushroom!
— Chuggaa has been waiting to do that joke, and then Jon nails him with Laser-Guided Karma shortly afterward
ProtonJon: "Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer — which is actually a fat man with a German Voice Actor — and the dinosaur, and the monkey with a tie, and the Italian plumber, as they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play. Amen.
— ProtonJon's prayer coming into Bowser's Magma Mountain.
Chuggaaconroy: I, Chuggaa, am going to be Mario!
Nintendo Capri Sun: I will be Luigi, because I'm greeeeeen!
Josh Jepson: I'm going to be Yellow Toad, and I'll be the best Yellow Toad you've ever seen!
Proton Jon: And I'll be leaving, thank you. *hits 1 and Blue Toad runs offscreen*
— Character selection in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Chugga: Meet Josh Jepson!
JoshJepson: Oh my God...
Chugga: His boy Chugga!
NCS: Oh my God...
Chugga: Daughter Johnny!
Chugga: Tim, his wife!
NCS: WHAT?! WHAT? NO! NO!
Jon: You need so much mental help it's not even funny.
— Chuggaaconroy sings the intro and catches everyone off-guard.
ProtonJon: *singing* "I am an asshole! I am an asshole! I am such an asshole! Look at me~!"
— Jon, when he's a Troll
JoshJepson: "Hey everybody, it's Josh Jepson!"
Chuggaaconroy: "Howdy folks, it's Chuggaaconroy!"
NintendoCapriSun: "Hey, this is Nintendo Capri Sun, but you knew that already."
ProtonJon: "I want a catchphrase to steal too..."
— Another intro Crossover
Jon *with Chugga sobbing in the background* I love how Falcon's like, MAJESTIC. And Olimar and Steve are just like, what the heck is he doing? Olimar's like, "Hey Steve, this guy is really weird man. Should we hang out with him?" And Steve's all like, "I don't know, that Chuggaaconroy guy, I don't think he's playing as Steve this time, it's really weird."
— Jon exploiting Chuggaa's Berserk Button
Chugga: Onto our fourth project in the time that it's taken Jon to make five videos!
Jon: YOU ARE A DICK.
— The intro to Mario Party 2.
Jon:"Day at the races. Day at the races! Day at the races! Hey, I heard you like races. Here's some days! Spend them at the races!"
— Jon gets fed up with constantly having to play the Mario Party 2 minigame A Day at the Races.
Jon: [singing] I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the one I used to know... where the space-tops glisten, and space-children listen to hear... Mario at the show... oh woah... ...woah... ehhh.
— Jon singing a Space X song.
Tim: CURSE YOU, KIRBY! CURSE YOU, KING DEDEDE! But most of all...CURSE YOU, RUNAWAY GUYS!
— After defeating the final boss in Kirby's Return to Dream Land
Chugga: So, this has been Chuggaaconroy...
Tim: Nintendo Capri Sun...
Jon: And the king of all CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDSSS! (as he says this, a King of Hearts enlarges and the others start screaming like crazy)
— The Runaway Guys (and Lucahjin) at the end of LittleBigPlanet, Episode 1.
Jon: Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee! Yeah coffee!
— Jon at the LittleBigPlanet finale.
Meet the Timstones
They're the modern Runaway family!
Come the friends who need to L to P!
Now Let's Play with Jon and the other three!
He couldn't even upload a bee!
Read our fanfics
You'll have a gay old tiiiime!
...But you knew that already!
— Chugga in episode 2 of New Super Mario Bros. U
Jake: We're getting good at this whole "teamwork" thing.
Jon: It's weird.
Jake: Yeah, what is this?
Tim: Hey, guys, I'm Boomer the Slimefoot!
Jake: I'm 4 number 2!
Jon: What killed the ice age? Oh my god, I got it wrong.
Chugga: And I can't top a mess-up like that. Welcome, everybody, to Castle Crashers!
Jon: Can I get a redo on that?
Jon: Come on...
Chugga: NO! What killed the ice age? THE DINOSAURS!
(Tim and Jon are standing side-by-side, wearing The Runaway Guys t-shirts; Chugga is behind them trying to climb up a down escalator to reach them)
Jon: So we know a lot of guys have been asking for us to make Runaway Guys merchandise, so we finally got around to making The Runaway Guys shirts.
Tim: (gesturing to his shirt) Runaway Guys shirts!
Jon: As Tim can show off, we got our logo on the front, and on the back we've got ACFan120's character avatars.
Tim: And this is the first of what will be many designs in the future hopefully, so keep an eye out for more.
Jon: You can get all these on RodeoArcade.com, and we'll have much more stuff there in the future.
Jon: (he and Tim turn around) What?!
Chugga: (revealed to be holding loads of t-shirts) I GOT THE SHIRTS!
(Jon facepalms as Chugga slowly is brought back down by the escalator; Jon and Tim slowly wave at him)
Jon: Why do we hang out with him again?
— Announcing their new t-shirts in this video.
Chugga: Hey Proton Jon...
Jon: Uh oh...what?
Chugga: Do you like parties?
Jon: Oh no...I used to, but then I met you guys.
Chugga: What about Mario Parties?
Jon: That's actually what I was referring to.
Chugga: Well, let's get started anyway.
— Episode 1 of Mini Game Island