Funny: Roahm Mythril

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     Mega Man 
  • Roahm spends a lot of time bemoaning the existence of Quick Man. And then he somehow locks him into a pattern in the Boss Rush.
    Roahm: I wish I knew how I made him do that... I'm Quick Man, I'm a spaz, lalalala...
    Roahm: Can I give you more? If I can give you more, I'll give you more.
    • This gets to the point where next part (Wood Man) starts with him having a nightmare where password throws him into position where all 8 Robot Masters are Quick Man.
  • In Mega Man and Bass, against Tengu Man:
    Roahm: (after Tengu Man lands on him) I'M NOT YOUR PERCH!
  • His introduction for Gravity Man.
    Gravity Man is here to remind you that life has its ups and it's downs. And whether you're up or down, he'll try and kick you.
  • His outtakes against Bright Man, set to Gourmet Race.
  • One of his outtakes to Elec Man in Powered Up isn't due to taking damage...
    Behold, Elec Man's ultimate attack! Shorting out the battery! [Cracks up]
  • REVEEEEEEENGE! Sweet Bright Stopper-y reveeeeenge! (Here's the whole sequence; skip to 7:08 if the link doesn't do it for you.)
  • After defeating Burner Man:
    Roahm: DIE SPAWN OF SATAN! Oh, that felt good.
    • And then the outtakes come up.
    Roahm: (after taking a hit) You know what? I've had enough of this. (uses Ice Wall) Eat spike, you bastard!
    Roahm: You know, at this point, the spikes are preferable. Spring break, woo!
  • During his outtakes against Needle Man, another That One Boss.
    Roahm: No worries, Needle Press is not a Death Spike. In fact I don't think this stage even has any death spi-[Gets hit by Needle Press, knocking him into a Bottomless Pit]-to speak of, well okay maybe it does.
  • His mock-lyrics to the second Wily stage theme in The Wily Wars.
    It doesn't fit Dr Wily at all
    It makes the tower sound like a theme park
    It doesn't make any sense
  • His Outtakes video for Oil Man's challenges in Powered Up. Just about every one of them is a Funny Moment, but the conveyer belt one starting at 1:17 is probably the best. Even he laughed out loud when that happened.
  • His first outtake on Guts Man's challenges. It happened when his recording program somehow failed to record audio... so he made the best of a bad situation and edited it in silent film style.
  • During the difficulty analysis for Heat Man, Roahm suddenly notices that the line of Atomic Fire icons line up perfectly with Heat Man's artwork to give the Robot Master rather strange new eyewear, causing him to completely lose it and laugh for several seconds. Even after regaining his composure, he can still be heard chuckling as he talks.
  • Although it didn't happen in his actual run, he kept a clip from Yamato man's stage where a mid boss walks itself off screen, thus de-spawning. He starts falling apart similarly to the "Heat man eyewear," right above, and claims that he'll keep it even if the run didn't count. Of course...
  • The beginning for the first Doc Robot video, which depicts the Skull Castle levels (as well as Cossack, Proto Man, and Mr. X) for the next several games in a map screen similar to both the Skull Castle maps themselves as well as Super Mario Bros. 3.
    • Even better, it shows the line go from Skull Castle 1 to Skull Castle 2 as if it were next in line... only for him to mention that he had already cleared them a long time ago.
      Roahm: It was just to be silly, also a bit of a joke as I'd been receiving a lot of comments prior to starting this set of Perfect Runs asking why I was skipping the Mega Man 2 fortress stages ;)
  • His outtakes for Skull Castle Stage 1 in Mega Man 3. There weren't any, so he instead does another no-damage run of the stage this time using only Top Spin to pad out the video and avoid Spoiled by the Format.
  • Practically his entire Completing The Database project, with him mocking the strange profiles and bad translations of the Robot Master discs.
    (on Yamato Man) "He likes Japanese swords, and dislikes English. Maybe he's the one translating these."
    Dear gods, Ballade is Cirno!
  • When recording Mega Man 1's third fortress stage, Roahm completely breaks the generator for Pengs.
  • His Doc Quick and Metal run has two: firstly, at the start of the video, he shows off an... interesting quirk in Doc Bubble's AI. Secondly, during the outttakes at 8:00, he encounters a glitch that has to be seen to be believed. Basically, Megaman barely clips the Spikes of Doom just as the screen scrolls. The death sound plays, but he's somehow still alive... though the same can't be said for the stage's music. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Before he starts Venus stage, he talks about few things, including how he waits for the release of Platinum (which wasn't released yet). Then he says "You may wonder, what all kinds of Pokémon do I like to train? Well..." It starts to show groups of Pokémon, successingly being faster and varying in size, to the point it overloads and he gets a BSOD.
  • At the start of his Megaman Unlimited blind run, he uses an eight sided die to determine his starting point. Later, after defeating three of the robot masters, he goes back to it... and rolls the numbers for the three robot masters he defeated. Cue rage face Roahm.
  • Also in Megaman Unlimited, during Jet Man's stage he laments being on his last life. Seconds after saying this, no one, but two enemies drop 1-Ups... but they happen to be Ledge Bats, so the lives go stright into bottomless pits.
  • Roahm doesn't care for the shrimp robots in Mega Man 2 and The Wily Wars.
    I hate them with a passionate shrimp hate.
    Go back to the Red Lobster, there is no seafood lover in me.
  • The outtakes for Aqua Man's stage in 8 present this gem.
    Roahm: [after sending an Ammoner rolling into a Surumaker] Let's go squid bowling, the sport that's sweeping... absolutely nowhere.
  • Roahm points out that Proto Man's fortress looks like it's for mini golf.
    Ooooh minigolf - Ooooh minigolf
    Let's play putt putt
    Let's play putt putt
    Maybe we'll get holes in ooone!
  • The end of the Hornet Man perfect run in 9. First, a show named Really Cookin' with Fire Man ends and then an advertisement with Plug Man pops up, using a silly voice, and it ends with a caption saying "Shameless Plug". Actually, words cannot describe the funniness. You'll have to see it for yourself(8:39 if the link doesn't send you there).
  • Once again, one of Roahm's outtakes in Mega Man 5's fortress stages wasn't due to taking damage.... note 
    Roahm: Suddenly bird!
  • In his blind run of Rock Force, he has a rescue compilation, in which there were two gems:

     Megaman Battle Network 

Battle Network 1

  • Invisible Wood Towers.
  • Roahm finds it strange that SharkMan can’t move through stage objects (dubbed wallhacking).
    You know, SHARK Man? Game Shark? Ahahahaha I’m sorry.
  • "The data signature's the WWW's! It's tough, oh no! This is horrible! This is frightening! This... is a Mettaur. Yeah. If that's all the WWW has..."
  • After deleting Stone Man, Mega Man starts shooting the boulder that was preventing the trains from running and Roahm notes that the mega buster is called rock buster in Japan and apologizes for the pun.
  • Upon defeating Shadow Man, Roahm heads towards the next area, only to be stopped quickly... by a fight with Shadow Man.

Battle Network 2

Network Transmission

  • Not too far into this LP, he accidentally shot at Roll, mistaking her for a virus.
    Roll! Don't mind that Shotgun blast just now!
  • After completing the bank network and beating QuickMan...
    Lan: That was almost too easy!
    Roahm: Lan, what planet are you on?
  • The utter ridiculousness of getting Pop-Up. Who has the patience for a 250-hit game of Whack-a-mole? Roahm, apparently.

Battle Network 3

  • When he's trying to get the version 4 Navi chips, he has to fight the Navi using a Team Style and defeat them in less than 20 seconds. He defeats Bubbleman.EXE in exactly 20 seconds and is given the version 3 chip instead.
  • In one episode, he found out that you can get counter hits... with terrain effects.
  • Whilst hunting virus families, and he successfully tames the Spikey viruses...
    (in baby talk) Come here, puppy~
  • The Cangaroo.
  • Day 7 Part 3 was uploaded on his birthday and the first thing we see in the video is a level start screen a la Super Mario Bros. depicting a pixelated sprite of Roahm with x30 which changes to x31 to indicate he's 31 years old with the score representing the year he was born (1981) and the then current year (2012) followed by World 2-9 (February 9th).
  • Day 13, part 3: The guy who's trying to act for a villain part. Apparently, all you need to be a bad guy is to yell "Yo!" at the start of your rant.
    • Which is called back to in the next part: "Well we didn't say 'yo,' so we're not REALLY bad guys."
  • The first thing Roham says for the LP.
    Roahm: Hello, Roahmmythril here once again, videos have not been held up by my playing Skyrim. I don't have a problem, I can stop anytime I want. What are you talking about? *the word "lies" show up on screen, accompanied by a buzzing sound* Oh, what do you know?
  • Roahm discovering King Man's drawback, King Man only works if he lands on an empty panel, when he makes King Man land on an occupied panel...Which gets a call back when he talks to Tora and when King Man defeats one of the World 3 navis.
  • In the postgame, he attacks Protoman using a Protoman chip of his own.
    Roahm: Stop hitting yourself Protoman, it's silly.
  • A rare moment of positive Tempting Fate...
    Roahm: Doing this slower so I'm probably not going to get Lava Cannon2... [gets Lava Cannon2] But what do I know! (laughs)
  • During the 20 virus endurance battle, he comes up against three Mega Bunnies, strong Elec-type viruses... very dangerous since he currently has an Aqua Style equipped. The Bunnies all proceed to jump into lava panels and die.

Battle Chip Challenge

  • He shows that this game, like every other Battle Network, still has its fair share of typos and weird translations.
    Obviously Adult NPC: "Don't underestimate me because I'm a grade schooler!"
    Roahm: Held back a few years, were you there?

Battle Network 4

  • In general, Roahm's reactions to hilarious typos and really bad translations in the game.
  • The password for the Castillo network is "RAEJDUK". Roahm's reaction? "Wait a minute... 'Rage Duck'... It was Yai all along!" [Cut to a close-up of Yai''s homepage shortcut, which looks like an angry duck, and a "dun-dun-DUN" sound]
  • The beginning of part 19. In order to get the Z-Saber chip, Roahm has to play far enough into Mega Man Zero 3 to have access to a transfer option in-game, and link with Battle Network 4. Rather than do it off-camera, he shows himself playing though the opening of Zero 3 is super-speed with incredibly silly music. (more specifically the "Secret" level music from BattleBlock Theater)
  • Roahm's attempt at explaining Nebula's plans in Part 34
    Roahm: "We're evil but we're not really evil because you're evil because you're hypocrits because you call us evil even though we are evil!"
  • The Stinger in part 47 has Roahm feel disturbed about the statue blinking as he jacks in to it.
    Roahm: (when speaking to the program inside the statue) "You are troubled, my friend." No kidding! "Tell me what burdens you." The statue's alive!

     Silent Hill 
  • The intro in part one of Silent Hill 4:
    Tommy Wiseau: Oh hai Roahm.
    Roahm: Oh, this can't end well!
    [Cut to a screen that says: "Silent Hill 4: The Room"]
  • Nightmare Retardant comes into full force from the very first moments of gameplay:
    [Walks towards a wall, causing a random scream out of nowhere ]
    Oh Hai pointless scream.
  • How about this:
    So the whole purpose of this quest has been to find something in our own apartment....even though we...couldn't see it.... Trololololol Trololololol
  • Can't forget his first response to dealing with the hauntings:
    (Dials Ghostbusters Hotline on Henry's phone.)
    Henry: No answer, just like I thought.
    Well, blast. It's something weird and it don't look good, but, uh, we're going to have to take care of it ourselves.
  • This bit from the monster analysis video:
    Let's just take a moment to appreciate that someone who's so claustrophobic their subconcious created a monster about it is desparately trying to get into a 4-room apartment.
  • His reaction to the "21 Sacraments" ending.
    I think I speak for all of us here when I say... huh? That was weird even by Bad Ending standards!
  • Silent Hill 2: The Healing Process. All of it is great, but the best part if the spray can, where the BGM skids to a halt as he shakes it.
  • Pretty much the entirity of his 21 Sacraments analysis video. You wouldn't think it's possible to make an account of Ten Little Murder Victims hilarious, right? Roahm will prove you wrong.
    "Victim 1: Jimmy Stone. AKA, the first zombie in Resident Evil. *still screen showing both Jimmy and the zombie, with the caption "Separated at Death? You Decide"* Seriously, am I the only one that sees more than a passing resemblance?"
    "Victim 2: Bobby Randolph. AKA, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."
    "Victim 3: Sein Martin. AKA, The Other Guy."
    "Victim 4: Steve Garland. AKA, Bubba."
    "Victim 5: Rick Albert. AKA, Anonymous Sports Guy."
    "Victim 6: George Rosten. AKA, 'Whoops!'"
    "Victims 7 and 8: Billy and Miriam Locane. AKA, Obligatory Creepy Horror Twins."
    "Victim 9: William Gregory. AKA, 'Oh, THAT Guy!'"
    "Victim 10: Eric Walsh. AKA, 'Hey, where'd that sword come from?'"
    "Victim 11: Walter Sullivan. AKA, The Ascended Extra."
    "Victim 12: Peter Walls. AKA, 'Must be on drugs.'"
    "Victim 13: Sharon Blake. AKA, Attack of the Mother's Day Dress Hat."
    "Victim 14: Toby Archbolt. AKA— *Record Needle Scratch* —... Archbolt? Really? Okay, that's kind of an awesome last name, and it really doesn't go with Toby."
    "Victim 15: Joseph Schreiber. AKA, If these ceilings could talk."
    "Victim 16: Cynthia Velasquez. AKA, The Grudge."
    "Victim 17: Jasper Gein. AKA, the Human Torch."
    "Victim 18: Andrew DeSalvo. AKA, Sonic Spinball."
    "Victim 19: Richard Braintree. AKA, Jack Nicholson Dubstep Remix.
    "Victim 20: Eileen Galvin. AKA, Weaponized Baggage."
  • Also from Silent Hill 4: Roahm's response to the cacophony of horrifying noises heard after the bar's phone number is dialed? "So that's what happens when you give the monsters of Silent Hill booze. Nice to know."
  • His nonplussed reaction to seeing a fluffy white sheep, of all things, on the spiral staircase leading down to the Water Prison World.
  • Near the beginning of the first Silent Hill run, his emulator starts skipping at an amusing point.
    Harry: Cheryl? Is that Cheryl-Cheryl-Cheryl-Cheryl-Cheryl?
    *Cracks up* Oh, bloody skipping.
  • During Silent Hill 2, when asking for help involving Lying Figures and his chainsaw...
    Please, write in, let me know. This is getting annoying.
    James: *Lifts chainsaw over his head* RAAAAGH!
    *Cracks up* And I have never seen him do that!
  • His reasoning for WHY Pyramid Head is so hostile: this little blond brat keeps walking in on him.
  • "Rrrrrrampage!" *cue ridiculous music*
  • Part 33 of his Silent Hill 1 LP. Two moments.
    • First off: Apparently, a specific Air Screamer is scripted to call its buddies after you attack it. Roahm didn't know about it, and was trying to demonstrate the Rock Drill on it. Then came the Zerg Rush that would forevermore be known as the Air Screamer Parade.
    • Second, KILLING SPREE! Nihon bureiku kogyo~
  • From Silent Hill 3, part 29.
    Roahm: Coming in here, we find the QUEEN MOTHER of all save points.
  • Also, the "U MAD?" face that suddenly appears on the Slurper in the "analysis of monsters" vid.
  • The Stinger of the Silent Hill 4 LP.
    Deckert: Wait, this is your other travel agent? Him? Really?
    Roahm: Look, I said it was a mistake, lesson learned, alright?
    Deckert: I'll handle it.
    Tommy Wiseau: Ohai shovel.
  • The way he calls his attacks with the throwable TV in Silent Hill Origins
    "I LOVE LUCY!!!"
    • During the end credits, when talking about how there weren't as many throwable TV's as he thought, he reveals that he had a list of TV shows to call out, and laments the fact that he didn't get to use them all.
      • Over on Tumblr:
        Fan: In the last episode of Silent Hill: 0rigins, you mention that you had a list of shows to call out when throwing TV's. Mind showing that list?
        Roahm: Well, some others include Frasier, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Iron Chef, The Cosby Show, Laverne & Shirley, Junkyard Wars, and Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
      • Now imagine him shouting those in the same way he did the others.
  • When he reveals the truth about the Flauros... It's really an ancient, demonic Pokeball.
  • At the start of Homecoming
    Roahm: "But this game does have something new to Silent Hill..... A PHYSICS ENGINE! [runs around knocking over tables and lamps]"
  • Roahm showing off the silliness of the Bogeyman Alex costume in cutscenes towards the end of Homecoming. It has to be seen to be believed.

     Pokémon Emerald 
  • In the first episode, he names his starting Treecko (which he can't use, since the rules of the challenge ban him from using Pokemon he's already trained before) SNAITF, and claims it'll all make sense later. At the end of the video...
    "Who's that Pokemon! It's Sir Not Appearing In This Film!
  • At the end of every episode, he has a game of "Who's that Pokémon?" and then reveals the origin behind their nickname.
  • He also claims that in one of his Ruby playthroughs, the Poochyena chasing Professor Birch was shiny.
  • He states that he has a list of nicknames and preferred gender for all the Pokémon he's going to catch, which cuts to him scrolling through said list while the HeartGold/SoulSilver Team Rocket theme plays.
    Documentation, aaaaah!
  • Shiny shiny shiny Nincada!
  • As it's a No Evolutions run, he mentions early on he'd probably need to use an Gameshark code for 99 Everstones eventually. Despite having several sent to him, he couldn't find any he could use due to complications. So what was his "improvised" solution? Hack in an entire boxful of Magikarp holding Everstones!
    Thanks, Fizz!
  • From Part 11:
    [Tentacool uses Poison Sting] Oh don't you do it. [Stifle/Whismur is poisoned] You did it.
    [Teaches SNAITF Flash] There you go Sir Not Appearing In This Film, now you can Leer WITH HEADLIGHTS!
  • In Part 18, Wattson's Voltorb uses Selfdestruct... on the 4x resistant Ceres. Even funnier in that is was a critical hit and it STILL barely did anything.
  • In episode 19, he officially renames his Treecko to Sir OCCASIONALLY Appearing In This Film.
  • Espa beats Flannery by doing absolutely nothingnote 
  • During the fight with Norman, Roahm sends out Homestar (His Wynaut) and says he's gonna laugh if he manages to defeat Slaking in one hit. He manages to do so, and sends Roahm into a laughing fit.
  • Part 36 has the following, on New Mauville:
    "You like Magnemite and Voltorb? You've come to the right place. You want something else? We don't serve your kind here."
  • At the end of Part 39, a Team Aqua Grunt tells him not to go near the weather institute. His response?
    "What's that? Go near the weather institute you say? Sure!"
  • In the same part, he accidentally uses Metal Claw on a Water type. He points out the derp moment... only to get a Critical Hit and one hit KO anyway.
  • Part 41. Something unseeable is in the way!
  • Roahm missed the trendy phrase in Dewford Town the first time through, but manages to showcase it when he swings by on a backtracking session. The original phrase is "Absent Phone", but Roahm decides to sow off how easily the population can be manipulated by changing the phrase to... TOO BAD, Kadabra Time! (Kadabra is Roahm's favourite Pokemon)
  • At the start of Part 49, a Gentleman moves to block the way to an item ball when Roahm enters his sight range. This leads to an absolutely hilarious old man impression. And then he registers himself in the Pokenav...
    "Be sure to call me if you ever need my roadblock services again!"
  • A Hariyama in Part 51 uses Whirlwind... and brings out Sir Occasionally Appearing In This Film. He actually manages to get one Flash off before fainting. It happens again in Part 55.
  • The Who's That Pokemon for Part 52. It's a Missingno. named Ermac, who proceeds to glitch up the end title card.
  • Earlier, he notices he still has Splash on Werrenterr (Feebas), and says he needs to find something to replace it with soon so he doesn't accidentally end up using it. Naturally, when fighting Tabitha in Part 55...
  • When fighting the Chest Monster Electrodes in the Aqua Base, he takes out the first without it selfdestructing. The second seems oddly cooperative too... and then this happens.
    [Uses Hyper Potion on Sly] "If it's just going to keep using Sonicboom that's fine but I don't trust it to do that— [Electrode uses Selfdestruct] EEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  • In Part 57:
    "Werrenterr's still holding his own... [Werrenterr is one-shotted by Machoke's Revenge] Never mind."
  • In Part 61, Steven's Aggron using... Solarbeam. Against a Pokémon that doubly resists it. Roahm actually has to pause a moment to let the sheer stupidity sink in.
  • There are several in the Battle Frontier. The special rules and other factors allow for some great jokes from Roahm.
"I offer my Pikachu son to the gods!"

     Spyro the Dragon 
  • The end of video title card itself is pretty hilarious.
  • A moment that starts around 6:38 in Part 6. He reaches the top of a cliff area and realises an enemy that should be there... isn't. He loses it for a moment, and then has a Eureka Moment. Turns out the turbine on a chest he destroyed at the start of the level somehow managed to fly up and hit the enemy. The crude drawing of his though process really seals it.
  • In Part 13, Roahm begins the video with an explaination of the term "Durgon" and where it came from. In part 15, the title cards have the word Dragon replaced with "Durgon" and ridiculous derp-eyes are superimposed on all the characters.
  • In the next part, one of the dragons makes the Seductive Bowser pose, which Roahm points out. What makes this even funnier? By sheer coincidence this ended up being the video thumbnail.
  • Roahm named every episode after a different type of gemstone, in alphabetical order. Part 26 just so happens to be the level immidiately before the final boss. He beginst 27 with:
  • In the same part, he finds the last dragon in Gnorc Nexus, who tells him the final level will only open when he reaches 100%.
    Roahm: 100% you say? Funny you should mention that... [checks staus screen to show he indeed has 100%] You were the last thing we were missing.