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Mega Man Classic

Mega Man

• When recording the third fortress stage, Roahm completely breaks the generator for Pengs.
• During the difficulty analysis of the aforementioned stage, Roahm mentions there were far more outtakes against CWU-01P than were shown. And then this happens.
  Roahm: ...What, you’re saying I didn’t show enough? (18 more outtakes against CWU-01P are shown in quick succession.) Satisfied?

Mega Man 2

• Roahm spends a lot of time bemoaning the existence of Quick Man; indeed, a lot of humor is drawn from his fear of Quick Man.
  • The difficulty analysis at the end of his video^note 6:38 if the link doesn't skip to it lists him as ten out of ten. And then this happens.
  Roahm: Can I give you more? If I can give you more, I'll give you more. (the screen fills with Quick Boomerang icons, followed by the Game Over theme to the Game Boy version of Tetris and the caption OVER 9000!!!)
  • This gets to the point where next part (Wood Man) starts with him having a nightmare where password throws him into position where all 8 Robot Masters are Quick Man. Cue Big "NO!".
  • And then he somehow locks him into a pattern in the Boss Rush.
  Roahm: I wish I knew how I made him do that... I'm Quick Man, I'm a spaz, lalalala...
• During the difficulty analysis for Heat Man, Roahm suddenly notices that the line of Atomic Fire icons line up perfectly with Heat Man's artwork to give the Robot Master rather strange new eyewear, causing him to completely lose it and laugh for several seconds. Even after regaining his composure, he can still be heard chuckling as he talks.
• Roahm doesn't care for the shrimp robots in Mega Man 2 and The Wily Wars.
  I hate them with a passionate shrimp hate.
  Go back to the Red Lobster, there is no seafood lover in me.

Mega Man 3

• During his outtakes against Needle Man, another That One Boss.
  Roahm: No worries, Needle Press is not a Death Spike. In fact I don't think this stage even has any death spi-[Gets hit by Needle Press, knocking him into a Bottomless Pit]-to speak of, well okay maybe it does.
• The beginning for the first Doc Robot video, which depicts the Skull Castle levels (as well as Cossack, Proto Man, and Mr. X) for the next several games in a map screen similar to both the Skull Castle maps themselves as well as Super Mario Bros. 3.
  • Even better, it shows the line go from Skull Castle 1 to Skull Castle 2 as if it were next in line... only for him to mention that he had already cleared them a long time ago.
    Roahm: It was just to be silly, also a bit of a joke as I'd been receiving a lot of comments prior to starting this set of Perfect Runs asking why I was skipping the Mega Man 2 fortress stages ;)
• His Doc Quick and Metal run has two: firstly, at the start of the video, he shows off an... interesting quirk in Doc Bubble's AI. Secondly, during the outttakes at 8:00, he encounters a strange glitch that has to be seen to be believed: Megaman barely clips the Spikes of Doom just as the screen scrolls. The death sound plays, but he's somehow still alive... though the same can't be said for the stage's music. Hilarity Ensues.
• His outtakes for Skull Castle Stage 1 in Mega Man 3: there weren't any, so he instead does another no-damage run of the stage this time using only Top Spin to pad out the video and avoid Spoiled by the Format.

Mega Man: The Wily Wars

• When starting the stage for Mega Water S, he notices something....
  Roahm:Wait a minute...that background back there. I'm quite sure I've seen it before. Another game with a blue hero, wasn't it?
  Cue footage of Green Hill Zone, followed by a triumphant caption saying "Sonic is here"
• His mock-lyrics to the second Wily stage theme in The Wily Wars.
  Roahm: Why is this music so very happy?
  It doesn't fit Dr Wily at all
  It makes the tower sound like a theme park
  It doesn't make any sense

Mega Man 4

• His outtakes against Bright Man, set to Gourmet Race.
• REVEEEEEEENGE! Sweet Bright Stopper-y reveeeeenge! (Here's the whole sequence; skip to 7:08 if the link doesn't do it for you.)
  Roahm: Drill Bomb revenge..! Yes, more Drill Bombs..!
  [Roahm starts mashing the fire button, causing the drills to detonate mid-air]
  Roahm: (In his normal voice) Oh, I didn't know you could do that with them - (back to his crazy voice) Drill Bombs!
  • Sweet balloony revenge!! Okay, maybe not.
  • He makes revenge once in a while after he's done with the perfect run. He surely likes revenges.

Mega Man 5

• Five-Second Foreshadowing strikes again in the Napalm Man run.
  Roahm: [On the drill enemies] Best not to let those spikes hit you, as they are instant death.
  [Immediately gets instakilled]
  *Sigh* As we will demonstrate now.
• At the beginning of the Star Man stage...
  [Mario hits a block and Star Man--the Robot Master--comes out.]
  Roahm: No, no, that's all wrong.
  [Ness and friends walk around and have a random encounter with Star Man--again, the Robot Master.]
  Roahm: No, no, that's not right either.
• The elevator in Gyro Man's stage.
• His introduction for Gravity Man.
  Gravity Man is here to remind you that life has its ups and it's downs. And whether you're up or down, he'll try and kick you.
• Much like in Powered Up's Elec Man run, one of Roahm's outtakes in the fortress stages wasn't due to taking damage.... ^note 5:41 if the link doesn't send you there.
  Roahm: Suddenly bird!
• Roahm points out that Proto Man's fortress looks like it's for mini golf.
  Ooooh minigolf - Ooooh minigolf
  Let's play putt putt
  Let's play putt putt
  Maybe we'll get holes in ooone!

Mega Man V

• Before he starts Venus' stage, he talks about few things, including how he waits for the release of Platinum (which wasn't released yet). Then he says "You may wonder, what all kinds of Pokémon do I like to train? Well..." It starts to show groups of Pokémon, successingly being faster and varying in size, to the point it overloads and he gets a BSOD.
• His incredulous reaction to the layout of the final section of Jupiter's level.
• When he gets to the Wily boss, he sees the initial form of it....
  Roahm: Wait. So Mega Man's new ability in this game is to punch, and the final boss is a giant fist. Who designed this game, Captain Falcon?
  Falcon: YESZ!

Mega Man 6

• Although it didn't happen in his actual run, he kept a clip from Yamato Man's stage where a mid boss walks itself off screen, thus de-spawning. He starts falling apart similarly to the "Heat man eyewear," right above, and claims that he'll keep it even if the run didn't count. Of course...

Mega Man 7

• Even without his signature energy, he manages to make the opening funny. How? "Come on, Capcom, pick up the pace." Not to mention his brief puzzlement at the mistranslation of "Dr. Willy."
• One of the Burst Man outtakes has Roahm panic from all the bombs and bubbles, and he tries to bounce over Burst Man... only to just barely clip the Robot Master's hitbox.
  Roahm: "(anger sounds) You're too chunky, go on a diet!"
• During the Freeze Man outtakes, during the demonstration of the Rush Search, Roahm summons a dooog^note Yes, yes, this was before that running gag started. a little bit too far to the right.
  Roahm: "You're gonna find something silly, aren't you. *suddenly teeth* Dentures! Just what I needed."
• In the Junk Man stage: The elevator returns.

Mega Man & Bass

• Against Tengu Man:
  Roahm: (after Tengu Man lands on him) I'M NOT YOUR PERCH!
• After defeating Burner Man:
  Roahm: DIE SPAWN OF SATAN!
  • And then the outtakes come up.
    Roahm: (after taking a hit) You know what? I've had enough of this. (uses Ice Wall) Eat spike, you bastard!
    Roahm: You know, at this point, the spikes are preferable. Spring break, woo!
• Practically his entire Completing The Database project, with him mocking the strange profiles and bad translations of the Robot Master discs.
  (on Yamato Man) "He likes Japanese swords, and dislikes English. Maybe he's the one translating these."
  Dear gods, Ballade is Cirno!

Mega Man 8

• In Tengu Man's stage, there's an area where Whale Ships carpet-bomb you with Mets. Roahm's response?
  "Wha? Aaah, you got my mailing address wrong, I wanted these delivered to my house, not Tengu Man's stage! Oh, never trust Met Home Delivery."
• The outtakes for Aqua Man's stage in 8 present this gem.
  Roahm: [after sending an Ammoner rolling into a Surumaker] Let's go squid bowling, the sport that's sweeping... absolutely nowhere.

Mega Man 9

• The end of the Hornet Man perfect run. First, a show named Really Cookin' with Fire Man ends and then an advertisement with Plug Man pops up, using a silly voice, and it ends with a caption saying "Shameless Plug". Actually, words cannot describe the funniness. You'll have to see it for yourself(8:39 if the link doesn't send you there).

Mega Man Powered Up

Perfect Runs

• One of his outtakes to Elec Man isn't due to taking damage...
  Behold, Elec Man's ultimate attack! Shorting out the battery! (cracks up)
  • Later during that same outtake reel, he uses Guts Man to completely break Elec Man's AI while cheerfully humming Guts Man's stage music.

Challenge Mode

• His first outtake on Guts Man's challenges. It happened when his recording program somehow failed to record audio... so he made the best of a bad situation and edited it in silent film style.
• His Outtakes video for Oil Man's challenges in Powered Up. Just about every one of them is a Funny Moment, but the conveyor belt one starting at 1:17 is probably the best. Even he laughed out loud when that happened.
• "Believe it or not, the Devil's still here; I should have killed him two hours ago...."
• When he faces the Yellow Devil again in All Boss Attack, he first shouts "Hastega!" and heavily speeds up the footage... before cutting anyway since "even sped up, Yellow Devil is still boring". (Cue picture of Yellow Devil with "Lulz" written above it)

Mega Man 10

• The sequence of Mettaur-based outtakes from Commando Man's stage.
  Roahm: ...Met.

Mega Man 11

• Upon starting Torch Man's stage, he runs into a tent obstacle... and instantly takes Collision Damage from it, thinking it was background scenery.
  Roahm: Okay, that's actually an enemy?!
• In Acid Man's stage, Roahm encounters enemies that can turn water into acid. The water changes color according to how close it is to being dangerous.
  Roahm: [to the acid-spitting enemies] You Fool!, you're going to oversaturate the Kool-Aid! [acid glob turns red water into green acid] No! What have you done?!
• In Gear Fortress 4, during the moving platform ride, he stayed there until his unavoidable doom. It's not that what makes it funny, it's the added reference to the ''to be continued'' meme which sells it, and in top of that, that was Roahm's last life before another game over. His laugh says it all. On top of that, it makes for an unintentional reference, because the voice for Mega Man was the voice of Joseph Joestar in the anime.

Mega Man Fan Games

Mega Man Unlimited

• At the start of his blind run, he uses an eight sided die to determine his starting point. Later, after defeating three of the robot masters, he goes back to it... and rolls the numbers for the three robot masters he defeated. Cue Roahm rage face.
• During Jet Man's stage he laments being on his last life. Seconds after saying this, no one, but two enemies drop 1-Ups... but they happen to be Ledge Bats, so the lives go straight into bottomless pits.

Mega Man Rock Force

• In his blind run, he has a rescue compilation, in which there were two gems:
  • A shocked lampshade as Bomb Man came in with a bomb in hand, complete with a Record Needle Scratch.
  • Nitro Man arrives in Dr. Light's lab in bike form if he's the last one rescued, which prompted this:
    There's a time and place for everything, but not now.
• Roahm stumbles upon the miniboss for Charade Man's stage.
  [Roahm walks into the arena. There's an image of Shadow Man on the background and Charade Man jumps onscreen]
  Roahm: Shadow Man? But there's no life bar and...
  [Charade Man begins imitating Shadow Man's attack pattern]
  Roahm: ...you're imitating Shadow Man's movements, but not his attacks. Interesting.
  [The image of Shadow Man is replaced with an image of Quick Man]
  Roahm: Oh no.
• His accidental demonstration on how generous Eddie was in the early builds of the game—one time he kept summoning Eddie in hopes of getting an energy pickup, and ended up getting a one-up and three E-Tanks in his four tries.
• Roahm attempts to do a sync test.
  [Charade Man is selected, leaping towards the center stage to pose as usual, but misses his landing, falls offscreen, and dies]
  Roahm: W-what?!?! Uhh...
• Thrill Man's stage provides a new mechanic: escorting a giant floating Mega Man head safely through the stage to keep it from exploding. Not only is Roahm's utter bafflement at the introduction to this gimmick pretty funny, but it leads to one hilarious line later on:
  Roahm: So much stuff I have to protect my Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon from!
  • Early on, Roahm learns out that every buster shot makes the balloon head float higher. He then comes to a room with a single, floor level Shield Attacker and a low ceiling lined with balloon popping spikes.
  Roahm: Ooooooh man. Okay, I can't go crazy with firing...
  [Instinctually starts rapid-firing the Shield Attacker, sending the balloon rocketing into the spike ceiling]
  Roahm: ...And so I went crazy with firing. Argh! You stupid dragon, you just told yourself don't do that!
  • At the end, Roahm shows off the different head bombs for all the members of the Rock Force as if he were the announcer in a toy commercial.
  Roahm: Be the first on your block to collect all 9! Deathheads!!
• During his final battle, Justice Man decides to spend a bit too much time outside of Roahm's reach with one health. What does he do? Call in Beat at the last second to swoop in and beat the final boss, in what resembles a sudden sneak attack.

Mega Man Super Fighting Robot

• The dice shenanigans return; Roahm uses a four sided die to select one of the last three available Robot Masters - if he rolls a four, he'll reroll. Cue the dice landing on four TWICE in a row.
• Roahm was curious about the Hairspray item available in the shop. All it does is change the color of Dr. Light's hair and beard to a random color. His reaction was priceless.
• His reaction is also priceless when he examines what the Doot Doot bonus option does in the same game. It changes the sound of the buster firing an uncharged shot into a bike horn, the kind that might be used by a clown in their acts.

Make a Good Mega Man Level Contest

• The first level he tries out, "Objective: Vain Space" has some rather amusing reactions from the judges as-is, but Roahm annotates the final judge's reaction—several rows of question marks—as follows:
  Roahm: And, MrKyurem takes the author in for a deep interrogation.
• Roahm finds That One Level a bit quicker than he had hoped:
  [Roahm reads the level's name from the signpost]
  Roahm: "The Quickening." Oh dear... [...] Okay, that name concerns me.
  [Roahm enters the level, which uses Quick Man's level assets, has no music at all and has seven 1-up's right at the start]
  Roahm: ...That really concerns me!
• Spiky Meltdown nearly gives Roahm a heart attack.
• Late into his playthrough, Kalinka appears in Dr. Light's lab, in the same way as other Robot Masters do as the game progresses. He nearly loses it when "she" is actually revealed to be Concrete Man instead, having bought a Kalinka costume from Eddie, and had to lower his volume in post-processing because his audio had actually spiked.
• He bursts out laughing in response to the Wily Machine's design.
  Roahm: To dream about the #1 means you are a winner and the best!
• When he sees a familiar silhouette upon the post Wily Machine boss, he gives an exasperated "Really?" And then the boss, who had Zero's silhouette, is revealed to be a poorly edited and recolored sprite, causing him to burst out laughing.

Make A Good Mega Man Level Contest 2

• With each tier boss Roahm includes in the sidebar, alongside relevant information about the boss' fangame of origin, a humorous flavor quote of his own for them:
  Tier 1: Milk - "Prepare for vitamin D-struction!"
  Tier 2: Ombuds Man - "Surely we can settle this out of court."
  Tier 3: Door Man - "Sir, let me show you the door!"
  Tier 4: The Scorching Duo - "Burn you up, burn you down!"
  Tier 5: Lord Elewoofro - "Feel the power of my marvels of nature! Destroy! You!"
  Tier 6: Cheat Man - "A fatal error has occurred and you will be terminated."
  Tier 7: Future - "But... the future refused to change."
  Tier 8: Jet Man - "Fly the unfriendly skies!"
  Tier 9: Butter Nezumi - "Mooooooove it or lose it!"
• When Roahm defeats Big Eye and Chill Man in the Cardinal Man level, he is faced with a problem: the energy element is protected by a row of breakable boxes set on disguised spikes, and has an invisible floor underneath it. He uses every single utility and method he can think of in his attempts, until he winds up with the Sakugarne, which quickly lets him get to the energy element. Then he has a good laugh at this.
• “A DevKit level? I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!” It’s the way that Roahm reads that ACESpark comic that really sells it.
• Roahm is playing Yggdrasil, the level with the screen looping mechanic. He gets past one difficult part and uses the ladder that presumably takes him to the next area... only to loop around vertically and land on spikes.
  Roahm: Excuse me?!
• Two of the judges' comments called out the boss fight in "Gigavolt Man" for putting in an NPC the player is expected to talk to before beating the level boss and then placing them right behind said level boss, because obviously "no sane player" would go out of their way have a conversation with an NPC in the middle of a boss fight. Of course, Roahm had done just that.
  Roahm: ...Well, I guess we know what that says about me! *laughs*
• Roahm is playing Chomp Man, he had got to the segment where he to deal with Sheep Man's Disappearing Blocks. It gets hilarious when his Shiny Collecting habits makes him rush for a single bolt that causes him to not have enough time to clear the jump.
  Roahm: Well me, I hope that tiny bolt was worth it..
• When Roahm meets Ombudsman in Knight Man's bar, Ombudsman says he fought Proto Man, leading to Roahm to correct him by saying "You fought me.irl and you know it!".
• Roahm has difficulty with a Noble Nickel in the stage "The Dampening", which is positioned above death spikes. After suiciding to get it in the main video, Roahm figures out the "correct" way in The Stinger.
  Roahm: One of these days I'll remember I have the Sakugarne and it's actually useful. This day... was apparently not the day I recorded that.
• The start of Part 12.5
  Roahm: [Playing Jewel Man's juggling minigame] Shiny shiny shiny, shiny shiny shiny, shiny shiny- wh-what do you mean we're being recorded?!
• After the major Interface Screw that is Neon Man, Roahm is glad to play a fairly plain stage afterwards.
  Roahm: I just kind of need this as a palette-clenser to remind me that the normal rules of space and time do still exist!
• His "Yes... just yes" to the Met costume in Roll's shop.
• During the level Holy Crap, Mega Man Can Airslide?, Roahm grabs onto a ladder from a bouncy platform... and the horizontal momentum from the bouncing carries over to the ladder, leaving Roll climbing on the space beside it. He loses it.
• Roahm interacts with the Polybius cabinet in Tier 5, resulting in a wavy screen effect not unlike when he had to drink beer to complete a challenge.
  Roahm: O-oh, no, no, uh, you stop that right now.
  • He then wonders if the challenge could have been completed by using Polybius instead of beer. Cue post-processing cut-in screen...
  My friend Neo helped me science this, and the answer is no.
  In conclusion, Polybius is not booze.
  Accept no substitutes.
• "I'm not your perch!"
• His encounter with the Tier 7 boss.
  [Roahm enters the boss door. Behind it is an empty room with nothing except for a sprite of Pepsiman]
  Beat
  Roahm: Pfff, really?
• During his play through Bouncy Castle, a cannon gets scrolled offscreen because of the bouncing gimmick.
  Roahm: There was a cannon here. It's gone now.
• He ends up having to retry City Under Siege's boss three times; the first time, he holds too far to the right and misses the conveyor belts that were supposed to catch him, the second, he mistakes the conveyor belts for a different kind of platform (and is promptly dunked into the abyss for that), and the third, he accidentally scrolls the Energy Element offscreen, making it Unwinnable.
• In Part 34, Roahm uses the Custom Skins option he'd unlocked in the previous episode to become Dragon Man, his custom Robot Master from the Rockman 7 FC REVENGE!! hack. He starts checking out Dragon Man's utilities to see if they've been changed as well, and is surprised to find that Rush Jet is now a very annoyed Quick Man.
  • At the start of the accompanying Judge Commentary video, the dragon is in the middle of an arguement with Cirno and Marisa.
    Roahm: Look, I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, I just don't have twitchy enough reflexes to perfect run Mega Mari!
• Part 36 has the fight against General Kelbesque, whose death animation involves him flying out of the arena waving side to side. Roahm as a good chuckle at this.
• In Part 37:
  Roahm, looking at a wanted poster: Mega Man is wanted. Good thing I'm Bass.
  Roahm, looking at a different poster: Proto Man is wanted too. Good thing I'm Bass.
  • Also in Part 37, he falls victim to the classic Eddie-deposits-an-instant-death-drill-in-his-face trick.
• In Part 38, Roahm revisits Guts Man's Asteroid for a secret.
• At the start of Part 39, Roahm received another Custom Costume from a friend: Nezumi Man himself. A quick check of the mouse's utilities reveals that Rush Coil is now Dr Gyoniku's butt.
• In Part 42, the pit of Fleas and Big Eyes. Roahm has a nice laugh at it, before immediately falling in and dubbing it "the ballpit of doom".
• Roahm received many requests to do the Wily Star stages as Dragon Man and almost did... if he didn't have a good chuckle about the thought of Dr. Light taking on Dr. Wily instead. Sakugarne has been replaced with a unicycle-looking object that Light has troubles riding, and even after he's done testing, you can still hear Roahm have to stop to keep his wits about himself when he sees Mega Man's slide replaced with Dr. Light sliding around on his belly.
• During the sixth and final Wily Star stage, at one point during the Tiers 9 & 10 segment of the All the Worlds Are a Stage portion, Roahm makes his way through the abridged section of Rad Gravity... when three ice blocks randomly begin drifting down from the top of the screen. This event completely and utterly leaves him howling with laughter, and it takes several seconds before he can regain control.
  Annotation: Uh... you okay there, durgon? ... I think you've been at this too long.
• Moving through the Tier X levels, Roahm finishes Metallic Ocean with some time in the video to spare and figures it couldn't hurt to do one more level. He very quickly regrets his decision when the level he chooses turns out to be The Quickening 2.
  Roahm: Oh no. Oh nooo...
• The naming convention of most of the videos is that he takes the names of the levels he plays and mashes them together to form the video title. Because he played Swiss Hotel and Mario Land in one video, the name of part 51 ended up being "Hotel Mario".
• At the end of Hardcore Parkour, Toad Man's Revenge decided to suicide himself after Roahm died against him. Roahm's reaction to this was... utter confusion, to put it simple.
  • Roahm plays through the level as Darkwing Duck (via a skin that uses his NES sprites), and the abrupt dialogue in the tailend of the level, which plays on Toad Man's Memetic Loser status in the fandom and the Player Character just wanting to ignore him manages to fit Darkwing's personality perfectly, and leaves the unintentional impression the two personally dislike each other for some reason.
• For Part 62, the fifth floor of Null and Void, Roahm was told to use either a custom sprite or a sprite he really liked...so he chose Nezumi Man since it fit both criteria. This meant that for ACESpark's section, he was in quite the laughing fit as he ran a gauntlet of mice.

Mega Man: Rock N Roll

• At the start of Episode 4, Roahm returns to Missle Man's stage to test out Rush, only to immediately hit 'Slide' instead of 'Jump' and slide right off the starting platform to his death. On his next life, he determines that Rush is actually Mega Man-only and can't be used by Roll, so to leave the stage and reset his life counter he intentionally jumps off the platform into the clouds below... and lands on a hidden platform with a W-Tank on it, to his amazement.
• Roahm finds the letter 'O' partway through Tide Man's level, realizes what he'll have to do to get to it, and...
  Roahm: Ooooooooooooh... *sighs* No pun intended! I just noticed what letter it was when I said that...
  • Then, when he collects it far more easily than he anticipated...
    Roahm: Oh! Well, uh-*huffs* STOP SAYING 'OH'! *laughs*

Other

• The partial sprite-replacement edit of a Famicom "version" of Mega Man 7, constructed by his friend JUN0TheF0X. The result is "REVENGE!!", a hilarious form of catharsis allowing the dragon to take out his frustrations on the classic Mega Man bosses that gave him the most trouble. (Link above is part 1; here are part 2 and part 3).

Megaman Battle Network

Yep, that about sums up the Bank.

Battle Network 1

• Invisible Wood Towers.
• Roahm finds it strange that SharkMan can’t move through stage objects (dubbed wallhacking).
  You know, SHARK Man? GameShark? Ahahahaha I’m sorry.
• "The data signature's the WWW's! It's tough, oh no! This is horrible! This is frightening! This... is a Mettaur. Yeah.◊ If that's all the WWW has..."
• After deleting StoneMan, MegaMan starts shooting the boulder that was preventing the trains from running and Roahm notes that the Mega Buster is called the Rock Buster in Japan and apologizes for the pun.
• Upon defeating ShadowMan, Roahm heads towards the next area, only to be stopped quickly... by a fight with ShadowMan. Not too long before, he'd been stopped a short time after a fight with MagicMan...by MagicMan.
• Roahm takes a moment during the chip demos to lampshade the perfection of Dash and Howitzer being right next to each other in the library's numerical order.
  Roahm: Is it just me, or does that sound like it'd be another name for that character from Space Mutiny? Face Bonecrunch! Gristle McThornbody! Big McLargehuge! Dash Howitzer!

Battle Network 2

• His characterization of AirMan as being jealous, due to falling out of use.
• His outtake against ToadMan. Epic Fail is an understatement. ToadMan pretty much obliterates him in one combo.
• After posting a message in the ACDC message board, an unseen NPC named "Grimace" tells MegaMan to introduce himself first since it's "proper netiquette". Cue Roahm ranting about GameFAQs leading to a "back in my day" speech which gets cut off by a "Technical Difficulties" screen depicting a picture of Roahm at his desk, with a speech bubble with swear symbols. The scene cuts back to the game where Roahm has finished his rant/speech with "and we liked it that way!" and asks "What was I talking about?"
• One of the sidequests in the game has the player defeat a trio of Netopian jewel thieves and recover the jewels they stole. Roahm defeats all 3 thieves but accidentally returns to Electopia with the jewels and denies the fact that he was going to keep them.
• Him showing a line that's amusing for the wrong reasons.

  NPC: But I still can't allow you to pass.''

  Roahm:Oh, you mean like this? *Passes by in into the "restricted area"* Ha ha.

• Him cracking up at Ms. Millions' attempts to seduce Lan. To the point where ha later starts referring to her as Ms. Cougar.
• Roahm's view of what it's like at the Capcom offices, after having to face the infamous Day of Backtracking.
  Roahm: Methinks there are different levels of sadism over at Capcom. You have the level, sure, that creates brutally hard Robot Masters like Quick Man. But then you have this sort of thing: the type that delights in creating long, drawn-out scenarios. They're the sorts that're into slow torture.
• Later:
  Roahm: Someone at the Capcom head offices is just sitting there laughing manically, I'm sure. And if they wear glasses it's doing that weird anime glasses shine thing. Complete with a "shing!" sound effect.
• "Nnnature!"
• Roahm defeats QuickMan V2 on his first trip to KotoArea... and starts regretting it later that (in-game) day:
  Roahm: [...] and we don't have to be distracted with QuickMan this time, hopefully... though, of course he will be a random encounter in this area now, oh gods, what have I done?!
  Roahm, the next in-game day: (after getting a Fetch Quest) [...] and also, we have to go back to KotoSquare. Which means trying to sneak past QuickMan (V3) again. (Beat) Eep!
  • The hilarious part? He's absolutely right!, as his attempts to get a mystery data of Zenny's led to him encounter V3 of QuickMan.EXE.
    • The cherry on top is this happens seconds after he asks to safely get to KotoSquare.
• The Stinger to the last post-game video^note Starts at 7:38, if the link doesn't skip to it. Brick Jokes are fun!^note This one's at 7:58.

Network Transmission

• Not too far into this LP, he accidentally shot at Roll, mistaking her for a virus.

  Roahm: “Roll! Don't mind that Shotgun blast!”

• The Bank. It's rather telling that the title of the second video here is Several Deposits in the Blood Bank.
  • Immediately upon entering, QuickMan's model appears on the screen before the actual dialogue cutscene begins. Unfortunately, Roahm couldn't actually damage him by shooting at him, forcing him to go through the Bank.
  • Force beams are back with a vengeance.
  • Upon actually catching up to the boss, Roahm has this to say.
    QuickMan: I can't believe you followed me this far!
    Roahm: Yeah, neither can I.
  • After FINALLY defeating QuickMan...
    Lan: That was almost too easy!
    Roahm: Lan, what planet are you on?
  • And when all is said and done, there's a still image of both versions of Quick Man, along with a street-graffiti-style caption reading "26 DELETES Nightmares 4 Lyfe."
• Partway through his videos, he apologizes because his ISP, HughesNet (already the target of many a Take That!), has been even slower than usual, and he's been communicating with them to try and figure out what the problem is. This gets a payoff later, when MegaMan.EXE reports his functions have become extremely sluggish.

  Roahm: He's been infected with HughesNet!

• The utter ridiculousness of getting Pop-Up. Who has the patience for five 200-hit games of Whack-a-mole? Roahm, apparently.
• Late in the run, Roahm demonstrates the Program Advances in the game. The spreader advance is called GigaDeth...which Roahm announces with a metal growl.

Battle Network 3

• When he's trying to get the version 4 Navi chips, he has to fight the Navi using a Team Style and defeat them in less than 20 seconds. He defeats BubbleMan.EXE in exactly 20 seconds (and we mean exactly 20.00 seconds) and is given the version 3 chip instead.
  • The strategy he uses to go after BubbleMan version 4 also counts. No doubt wanting revenge for him being such a Goddamned Boss, he beats him by using IceStage and summoning FlashMan on him repeatedly.
• In one episode, he found out that you can get counter hits... with terrain effects.
• Whilst hunting virus families, and he successfully tames the Spikey viruses...
  Roahm: (in baby talk) “Come here, puppy~”
• The Cangaroo.
• Day 7 Part 3 was uploaded on his birthday and the first thing we see in the video is a level start screen a la Super Mario Bros. depicting a pixelated sprite of Roahm with x30 which changes to x31 to indicate he's 31 years old with the score representing the year he was born (1981) and the then current year (2012) followed by World 2-9 (February 9th).
• Day 13, part 3: The guy who's trying to act for a villain part. Apparently, all you need to be a bad guy is to yell "Yo!" at the start of your rant.
  • Which is called back to in the next part: "Well we didn't say 'yo,' so we're not REALLY bad guys."
• The first thing Roham says for the LP.
  Roahm: Hello, RoahmMythril here once again, videos have not been held up by my playing Skyrim. I don't have a problem, I can stop anytime I want. What are you talking about? *the word "lies" show up on screen, accompanied by a buzzing sound* Oh, what do you know?
• Roahm discovering KingMan's drawback, KingMan only works if he lands on an empty panel, when he makes KingMan land on an occupied panel... Which gets a call back when he talks to Tora and when KingMan defeats one of the World Three navis.
• In the postgame, he attacks ProtoMan using a ProtoMan chip of his own.
  Roahm: Stop hitting yourself ProtoMan, it's silly.
• A rare moment of positive Tempting Fate...
  Roahm: Doing this slower so I'm probably not going to get LavaCannon2... [gets LavaCannon2] But what do I know! (laughs)
• During the 20 virus endurance battle, he comes up against three Mega Bunnies, strong Elec-type viruses... very dangerous since he currently has an AquaStyle equipped. The Bunnies all proceed to jump into lava panels and die.

Battle Chip Challenge

• He shows that this game, like every other Battle Network, still has its fair share of typos and weird translations.
  Obviously Adult NPC: "Don't underestimate me because I'm a grade schooler!"
  Roahm: Held back a few years, were you there?

Battle Network 4

• In general, Roahm's reactions to hilarious typos and really bad translations in the game.
  • One in particular that he has a particularly good comment on:
  Riki: Woah! Where's Crasher?!^note Riki's Navi's name is Crusher It's lonely without him!
  Roahm: Yeah, you've already forgotten his name.
  • Roahm gives a grammar lesson.
  Megaman: I'm MegaMan, you're
  Roahm: Wrong "you're".
  Megaman: tournament opponent!
  Cold Man: So? What business do you have with me, whoosh?
  Megaman: You're causing all sorts of trouble by chilling the net!
  Roahm: See? That's the right "you're".
  • Part 69. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the best typos in the game. What really sells it is the applause edited in and Roahm's "more" quips.
• The beginning of part 19. In order to get the Z-Saber chip, Roahm has to play far enough into Mega Man Zero 3 to have access to a transfer option in-game, and link with Battle Network 4. Rather than do it off-camera, he shows himself playing though the opening of Zero 3 is super-speed with incredibly silly music. (more specifically the "Secret" level music from BattleBlock Theater)
• The password for the Castillo network is "RAEJDUK". Roahm's reaction? "Wait a minute... 'Rage Duck'... It was Yai all along!" [Cut to a close-up of Yai''s homepage shortcut, which looks like an angry duck, and a "dun-dun-DUN" sound]
• Roahm's comments on Chisao's increasing cases of Took a Level in Jerkass across his appearances, saying that with him trying to replace Guts Man in Battle Chip Challenge and faking his own kidnapping to rig a battle tournament in this game, it's a good thing he didn't appear again or he might have become the leader of the World Three.
• Roahm's attempt at explaining Nebula's plans in Part 34.
  Roahm: "We're evil but we're not really evil because you're evil because you're hypocrites because you call us evil even though we are evil!"
• Part 45: At the end of the Water God scenario, he ends up in a fight with two Larks.
  Roahm: “Wide Shots, Wide Shots everywhere!” [notices that he has the Super Spreader advance and preps it] “Including from me!”
• In Part 46, Roahm manages to break the fourth wall in reverse.
  MegaMan: I get the feeling we're being watched.
  Roahm: Yeah, it's me out here with the screen recorder, how's it going, guys?
• The Stinger in part 47 has Roahm feel disturbed about the statue blinking as he jacks in to it.
  Roahm: (when speaking to the program inside the statue) "You are troubled, my friend." No kidding! "Tell me what burdens you." The statue's alive!
• The battle with LaserMan in part 56 can... hardly be called one, as Roahm's opening hand of Battle Chips allowed him to literally defeat LaserMan with two attacks. Roahm felt so bad for him that in The Stinger, he showed a more proper battle, not that LaserMan fared much better in round two.
  Roahm: Alright, LaserMan, want to give that whole "ultimate power of evil" thing another shot? I promise I won't just hit you with Pile Driver this time.
• The intro to part 71 features a variation on the intro to his Battle Network 3 LP:
  Roahm: [...] and I have not been distracted in any way, shape, or form by Super Mario Maker. *the word "lies" show up on screen, accompanied by a buzzing sound* Oh, quiet you!
• In Part 86, he's going up against the Dark Soul Navis in Red Sun, and warns in advance that despite his best efforts, he's likely going to be taking damage in these fights. In this part (and the next, which shows the Dark Soul fights in Blue Moon), he ends up taking damage from only ONE of the twelve Dark Soul Navis in both games. Which is it? SearchMan? JunkMan? ProtoMan? No, it's Roll, who does so by using a Bass chip on him.
• Part 88 has Roahm show off his "Weaponized Stupidity" folder for defeating the Omega Navis in less than 10 seconds. It should explain itself.^note The explanation begins at 11:51.
• Part 89 has Roahm transferring the Double Soul Navis from one game to the other to fight their Omega versions and since every non-generic navi in this game is a random encounter, he puts a map on the screen detailing which area each navi is in and Black Earth 1 is the only place without an Omega navi.

Battle Network 5

• Part 4 has Roahm refer to the (pink) gas bomb as ‘weaponized perfume’.
• Roahm puts a BlkBomb chip in his folder before the first Liberation Mission, just in case the RNG works in his favour and he gets the right opportunity to do something silly with it. Sure enough, it does, and said use? Throwing it in front of a Big Brute, causing it to breathe fire on the bomb in front of its face and blow itself up.

Silent Hill

Silent Hill

• Near the beginning of the first Silent Hill run, his emulator starts skipping at an amusing point.
  Harry: Cheryl? Is that Cheryl-Cheryl-Cheryl-Cheryl-Cheryl?
  Roahm: *Cracks up* “Oh, bloody skipping.”
• After his first meeting with Dahlia, Roahm examines the church's donation box and notes that there's nothing inside.
  "Must be Reimu's."
• Part 19: "Congratulations! Your TWINFEELER has evolved into FLOATSTINGER!"
• Part 33 of his Silent Hill 1 LP. Two moments.
  • First off: Apparently, a specific Air Screamer is scripted to call its buddies after you attack it. Roahm didn't know about it, and was trying to demonstrate the Rock Drill on it. Then came the Zerg Rush that would forevermore be known as the Air Screamer Parade.
  • Second, KILLING SPREE! Nihon bureiku kogyo~
• “SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE EXTREME CLOSEUPS!”

Silent Hill 2

• In Part 14, James finds a note about how a patient dropped his "precious ring," and is too scared to go retrieve it.
  Roahm: Hey, they cured Gollum! He lost his Precious, and he doesn't even care!
• Part 19: Elevators, Joel. Elevators.
• Roahm breaks into a rendition of Kapp'n's Song to while away the boat ride in part 24. He STILL finishes the song before he arrives.
  Roahm: I DON'T have this notion that I'd quite like to sail the ocean.
  • In the same episode, James comments that the Lakeview Hotel hasn't changed in three years. Roahm's takeaway is "So it ALWAYS looked creepy. Wonderful!"
• The Healing Process. All of it is great, but the best part if the spray can, where the BGM skids to a halt as he shakes it.
• During Silent Hill 2, when asking for help involving Lying Figures and his chainsaw...
  Roahm: “Please, write in, let me know. This is getting annoyi—”
  James: *Lifts chainsaw over his head and interrupts Roahm* RAAAAGH!
  Roahm: *Cracks up* “And I have never seen him do that!”
• His reasoning for WHY Pyramid Head is so hostile: this little blond twerp keeps walking in on him.
• "Rrrrrrampage!" *cue ridiculous music* ^note For clarification: While music from Super Mario RPG's Docaty Mountain Railroad plays over sped-up footage, Roahm repeatedly sends James charging down the street, swinging a wood plank like a parade marshal's baton and bashing every Mannequin that goes flying over the fence at him.
• Part 37: When the final boss drops to the floor, Roahm switches to the chainsaw and tries to use it on her. Its attack animations just make James swing it uselessly above her.
  Roahm: Aw, what? I can’t do the saw-the-lady-in-half trick? My long-standing dream of being a stage magician! Ohh... Maria, even in death, you ruin my fun.

Silent Hill 3

• This series starts Roahm’s tradition of using an October vacation as a Framing Device for his Silent Hill projects. After talking about what had been happening with his life, he decides that he needs a vacation.
  Roahm: And that’s when I came to an important realization. [cuts to this image◊ and the music stops] I really need to fire my travel agent.
• From part 29.
  Roahm: Coming in here, we find the QUEEN MOTHER of all save points.
• Roahm takes the entirety of Episode 34 to show off the game's variety of special deaths. "They say that dying is easy, comedy is hard. And dying has never been easier than in Silent Hill 3, which absolutely LOVES its instant death traps."
  • The first is a scene where Valtiel appears as a Game-Over Man to revive Heather. That's not the funny part. What's amusing is the fact that the earliest place you can encounter him is a hallway inhabited solely by a Numb Body, and the poor thing took entirely too long to kill Heather.
  • "Heather has a lot of things going for her, but one thing she does not have is James Sunderland's tolerance for jumping down pits."
  • "Going and playing on the subway tracks... not the best idea."
  • "Although once you get ON the subway, kind of a good idea to STAY on the subway." [walks out the door] Heather, this is not your stop."
• Also, the "U MAD?" face that suddenly appears on the Slurper in the "analysis of monsters" vid.
  Roahm: Excuse me one moment. I HATE THESE THINGS!!!
• Part 37: Roahm has some fun with the unlimited submachine gun. The first puzzle in the video involves a swarm of bugs in a hallway that Heather can't walk past, and she says that some insecticide should do the trick.
  Roahm: ...I got your insecticide right here! [fires the USMG into the moth cloud, to absolutely no effect] Aw, they don't seem impressed.
  • When fighting Split Worm, Roahm decides to play a voice clip whenever he unloads with the USMG. ''RLAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
  • "Mommy, help me, the frozen turkey's trying to football tackle me, oh, never mind." — Roahm on playing bullet chicken with an Insane Cancer.

Silent Hill 4: The Room

• The intro in part one of Silent Hill 4:

  Tommy Wiseau: Oh hai Roahm.

  Roahm: Oh, this can't end well.

  (Cut to a screen that says: "Silent Hill 4: The Room")

  • The same skit reveals that Roahm's primary travel agent is Alessa Gillespie.
• Nightmare Retardant comes into full force from the very first moments of gameplay:

  [Walks towards a wall, causing a random scream out of nowhere ]

  Roahm: “Ohai pointless scream.”

• How about this:

  Roahm: “So the whole purpose of this quest has been to find something in our own apartment....even though we...couldn't see it.... Trololololol Trololololol~”

• BACARDI!
• Can't forget his first response to dealing with the hauntings:

  Roahm: “Well, that's something strange in the neighborhood.”

  (Dials Ghostbusters Hotline on Henry's phone.)

  Henry: No answer, just like I thought.

  Roahm: “Well, blast. It's something weird and it don't look good, but, uh, we're going to have to take care of it ourselves.”

• This bit from the monster analysis video:

  Roahm: Let's just take a moment to consider the fact that someone who's so claustrophobic their subconscious created a monster out of it is desperately trying to get into a tiny 4-room apartment.

• His reaction to the "21 Sacraments" ending.

  Roahm: “I think I speak for all of us here when I say... huh? That was weird even by Bad Ending standards!”

• BACARDI!
• Pretty much the entirety of his 21 Sacraments analysis video. You wouldn't think it's possible to make an account of Ten Little Murder Victims hilarious, right? Roahm will prove you wrong.

  "Victim 1: Jimmy Stone. AKA, the first zombie in Resident Evil. *still screen showing both Jimmy and the zombie, with the caption "Separated at Death? You Decide"* Seriously, am I the only one that sees more than a passing resemblance?"

  "Victim 2: Bobby Randolph. AKA, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."

  "Victim 3: Sein Martin. AKA, The Other Guy."

  "Victim 4: Steve Garland. AKA, Bubba."

  "Victim 5: Rick Albert. AKA, Anonymous Sports Guy."

  "Victim 6: George Rosten. AKA, 'Whoops!'"

  "Victims 7 and 8: Billy and Miriam Locane. AKA, Obligatory Creepy Horror Twins."

  "Victim 9: William Gregory. AKA, 'Oh, THAT Guy!'"

  "Victim 10: Eric Walsh. AKA, 'Hey, where'd that sword come from?'"

  "Victim 11: Walter Sullivan. AKA, The Ascended Extra."

  "Victim 12: Peter Walls. AKA, 'Must be on drugs.'"

  "Victim 13: Sharon Blake. AKA, Attack of the Mother's Day Dress Hat."

  "Victim 14: Toby Archbolt. AKA— *Record Needle Scratch* —... Archbolt? Really? Okay, that's kind of an awesome last name, and it really doesn't go with Toby."

  "Victim 15: Joseph Schreiber. AKA, If these ceilings could talk."

  "Victim 16: Cynthia Velasquez. AKA, The Grudge."

  "Victim 17: Jasper Gein. AKA, the Human Torch."

  "Victim 18: Andrew DeSalvo. AKA, Sonic Spinball."

  "Victim 19: Richard Braintree. AKA, Jack Nicholson Dubstep Remix.

  "Victim 20: Eileen Galvin. AKA, Weaponized Baggage."

  "Victim 21: Henry Townshend. AKA, Blandy McBrickwall."

• Roahm's response to the cacophony of horrifying noises heard after the bar's phone number is dialed? "So that's what happens when you give the monsters of Silent Hill booze. Nice to know."
• His nonplussed reaction to seeing a fluffy white sheep, of all things, on the spiral staircase leading down to the Water Prison World.
  Roahm: ...why is there a sheep? [beat] ...wh-why can't I say anything about the sheep?
• BACARDI!
• Roahm being a Deadpan Snarker towards some of the unlockables in the game, such as Eileen getting a Naughty Nurse Outfit... that she only wears after she's been horrifically injured.
  Roahm: But the fun doesn't end there! The outfit also comes with what apparently Silent Hill always needed... ENHANCED BREAST JIGGLE PHYSICS! ...Come on Team Silent, I thought you were better than that.
  • And then there's Cynthia's, because her original outfit was far too conservative, so she gets a leather corset, which also comes with Jiggle Physics.
  Roahm: Because nothing adds more drama to a scene than a woman with water balloons strapped to her chest. The costume and jiggliness do not carry over to her ghost form, thankfully.
• The Stinger of the Silent Hill 4 LP.
  Deckert: Wait, this is your other travel agent? Him? Really?
  Roahm: Look, I said it was a mistake, lesson learned, alright?
  Deckert: I'll handle it.
  Tommy Wiseau: Ohai shovel.
  DONK!

Silent Hill: Origins

• The way he calls his attacks with the throwable TV.
  "THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW!!!"
  "THE ADDAMS FAMILY!!!"
  "I LOVE LUCY!!!"
  "MYTHBUSTERS!!!"
  • During the end credits, when talking about how there weren't as many throwable TV's as he thought, he reveals that he had a list of TV shows to call out, and laments the fact that he didn't get to use them all.
    • Over on Tumblr:
      Fan: In the last episode of Silent Hill: 0rigins, you mention that you had a list of shows to call out when throwing TV's. Mind showing that list?
      Roahm: Well, some others include Frasier, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Iron Chef, The Cosby Show, Laverne & Shirley, Junkyard Wars, and Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
    • Now imagine him shouting those in the same way he did the others.
• After encountering the madwoman who claims that the girl who burned was her daughter, Roahm has this to say.
  Roahm: So for those playing along at home... that was Dahlia!
  • The screen then static-cuts to a before-and-after shot of Dahlia in this game and the original; it's pretty obvious that Dahlia did NOT age well. This is topped off with a Scare Chord and the caption "Gyromancy: Don't let this happen to you."
• In Part 20, while exploring the Otherworld motel, he finds a health drink... inside a bloody Otherworldified toilet. After several full seconds of silence...
  Roahm: ...glad you’re drinking it and not me.
• When he reveals the truth about the Flauros... It's really an ancient, demonic Pokeball.

Silent Hill: Homecoming

• At the start of Homecoming
  Roahm: "But this game does have something new to Silent Hill..... A PHYSICS ENGINE! [runs around knocking over tables and lamps]"
• In part 2, when he finds a note that simply says “she’s not here” over and over, Roahm sings the note, complete with a rest before extending the last one. “SHE’S NOT HEEEEEERE!~”
• In part 25, Roahm finds himself facing a pair of Needlers and prepares to fight them... only to have both of them rapidly gunned down by Wheeler.
  Roahm: ...where were YOU the rest of the game? [laughter]
• Roahm showing off the silliness of the Bogeyman Alex costume in cutscenes towards the end of Homecoming. It has to be seen to be believed.
  Roahm (as Bogeyman Alex): "Thanks for the ride into town, Travis, say hi to the Butcher for me."

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

• In Silent Hill Shattered Memories Part 13, Herry approaches a door in an automated gameplay segment. It's red. Then a cutscene starts and the door is now blue. Roahm pauses the video for a second to point out THE AMAZING COLOR CHANGING DOOR!
• One of Doctor K's psych evaluations involves coloring in a picture of a house, and the colors affect the house that Harry runs into. On the first run, Roahm does this fairly normally. On the second?
  Roahm: *grabs a black marker* "THIS HOUSE IS BLACK LIKE MY SOOOOOOOUL!" *scribbles all over it*

Resident Evil

Resident Evil 1

• Every episode is named after a line of dialogue from the game.
• The Running Gag of Roahm missing herbs and going back for them in later videos.
  Roahm: Give me that! ...Yes, it bugged me.
• Towards the end of Jill's first run, Roahm has fun with the message that appears on loading a file. ("You have once again entered the world of Survival Horror. Good luck!") In part 13, when he first enters the tunnels, he replaces the text with the Bubble Bobble intro. In part 16, he leaves the message unchanged, but when "Good luck" appears, he plays the 'good luck' voice clip from Star Fox 64.
• Roahm's trademark Hilarious Outtakes return! In one early part, he shows footage from an earlier attempt where he messed up and tried to kill himself for a quick reset, but instead got stuck in a Good Bad Bug: Two zombies sandwich Jill, both constantly spitting but unable to hit her or move. Naturally, Roahm is completely nonplussed at this. Later on, he shows a take where he fails the second poison gas vent puzzle due to bad camera angles.
• Roahm's one-liner when killing a Neptune?
  Roahm: That was for Jaws 4!

Secret of Mana/Evermore

Secret of Mana

• The amount of times that Pranko dies.^*Final count was 19, including extra footage and the Netplay videos with Pink.
  • Even better when he points out one point that Pranko is the only one that doesn't die. HALLELUJAH!
• During an extra to show off multi-player, he sets up a game with Pink Kitty Rose (and Shagg joining in the chat, even though s/he can't see anything.), but the resulting lag causes some amusement, like them heading to fight some enemies... and the lag causing Pink to leave the screen.
• Upon meeting a Tomato Man, he mentions that only two things can kill it: Magic and Critical hits... Which was followed by Valor promptly showing off the latter.
• The Stinger of Part 25. DANCE PARTY!
• In Part 43, he tries to show off a "pretty weird result from opening chests" that he'd been seen lately, and opens one with Pranko, hoping to get it on camera. The chest promptly turns out to be a Doom Trap.
  Roahm: THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS AFTER! That's so not what I was after. [Laughs]
• In Part 47, during Joch's test of courage, Roahm decides to break out the magic when the enemies get too annoying to tolerate. He then points out he's forgotten what Lunar Magic does and decides to try and find out... It ends up shrinking the party AND turning them into Moogles.
  Roahm: Note to self: Never. Use. That spell. Again.
  • Though one commentor pointed out that the reason that happened is because Roahm accidentally used the magic on a target that had spell reflection. Which makes it even funnier.

Secret of Evermore

• The title cards for this series—it's Roahm, Crystal Man, and Jewel Man, all watching the game play out, MST3K style! The motifs don't even stop there, as he calls the protagonist Joel, and their dog Mike. The entire thing is effectively Roahm taking the protagonist's affinity for B-movies and running with that motif, and it is hilarious.
  • Heck, one commentor even ran with the idea, making a version of the MSTK3 theme song appropriate for the channel:
  In the not too distant future
  Next Sunday AD
  There was a guy named Roahm
  Not too different from you or me
  He spent his time bashing robot noobs
  Just another voice gaining fame on YouTube
  He always put the bad guys in their place
  But Doctor Wily didn't like him so he shot him into space
  "I'll send him cheesy movies, the worst I can find (la la la)
  He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind"
  Now keep in mind that Roahm can't control when the movies begin or end
  But he will keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends
  ROBOT ROLL CALL
  MET-CAM (You're on)
  QUICK RIDE (Get off me)
  TOM CRYSTAL (Check me out)
  JEEEEWEL (I'm shiny)
  If you're wonder how he eats and breathes
  And other science facts (la la la)
  Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax"
  On Mystery Science Theater 3000
• Given the protagonist's companion, there is inevitably a lot of love, care, and attention brought to the assistance brought to you by a dooog~.
• Due to the weirdness that is Evermore's programming, Mike is seen actively breaking the laws of physics:
  • Killing two enemies with a single bite.
  • Walking across the top of a moat before returning across the bridge next to it (and causing it to sink).
  • Running across a pit before navigating back to solid ground, a la the Road Runner.
• Roahm attempts to keep the dog's appearance in Gothica a secret when it's stuck in the well at the start... Since the HUD blatantly shows what it is, he has to block it off.
• Roahm takes a liking to commenting on the sheer amount of mazes in Gothica.
• Later in the LP, Roahm begins to make a recurring mention at all the strange glitches the game has in its programming later into the game, to the point of lunacy. Roahm affectionately refers to the game as being "held together by duct-tape and prayers".
  • When demonstrating crashing the Windwalker, after demonstrating the softlock, the video reverses, complete with a caption "Wait, wait, that's not how it happened!"

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

• Simply seeing Roahm's reactions to all the Sanity Effects first hand is a Funny Moment. Especially when the game really does screw up, and he confuses it for a Sanity Effect at first.
• Due to events in Roahm's life, such as getting distracted by other games, there tended to be very lengthy breaks in-between recording sessions. This would result in him needing to re-familiarize himself with the controls, which in turn resulted in a running gag where Alex would attack something without meaning to.
  Roahm: That's not the door we're stabbing.
• In Paul Luther's chapter, he ends up referring to his Finishing Move as "Sword Spanking". The animation was already a major case of Narm, but this description makes it even funnier.
• How he got the game is worth a mention as well. While getting the game properly set up, Roahm explained that he'd received two packages within a short time of each other. The first package contained Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, and had been sent by someone with the screen name "Mr. Nobody"—-but Roahm had forgotten that it was an actual screen name and assumed that it was someone wanting to be anonymous (he eventually got this cleared up). The second package contained Eternal Darkness, didn't have an address from anyone specifically, and was received from a company that seemed to just send out old video games. A few days later, Roahm was on Skype with his friends and told them that it was still bugging him that he didn't know who sent this game to him... to which Shagg^*now Robin answered, "What, that was sent?! Thanks for telling me, Amazon!"

Metroid

• The second part of his Metroid LP has him demonstrate a hidden shaft that serves no purpose and is difficult to get out of, which he got stuck in for a long time as a kid. After getting out:
  Roahm: So yeah, absolutely no reason to go down there and kinda tricky to get back out. Just kind of a weird little trap room. Nice trolling there, Nintendo.
  [Cut to a picture of Mario with a trollface] Mario: "Thank you so much for to play-a my game!"
• While it falls into the same category as the red-eyed wooly spider (The Red-eyed Wooly Spider!?), he briefly tries the memetic "Engage Ridley Mother Fucker" password in Metroid. However, when he starts typing in the last word, Ridley-X and a big "Censored!" box appear, with that version of Ridley's trademark roar. Or rather, scream. (RYAAAAAAAH!)The next part is definitely humorous though, as he explains that all the password's ever done for him is crash the game.
  Roahm: Remember kids, cursing will get you nowhere.
  • In one discussion on Pink Kitty Rose's now-defunct forums, he referred to Ridley-X's scream as "the mating cry of the psychotic mutant chicken."
• In Metroid II: Return of Samus, Roahm decides to play around with the game's color pallete every Refreshing Pause. The intro to part 5 begins with a familiar deep red color...

  Roahm: [Beat] No... just... no. I-I can't do this to my viewers, I can't do this to myself, even if this area does have disconcerting enough music for it I can NOT do a Virtual Boy palette. [Jump cut to a different palette]

• The closing screen for his Metroid II LP has a Duck Hunt motif, with the baby Metroid latched on to the annoying dog from the latter, and Samus showing appreciation. When larva Metroids reappear in the late game, the image and sound bite change to the dog doing his signature laugh.

Castlevania

Aria of Sorrow

• Roahm discovers a Disc-One Nuke by complete accident. While trying to get a different item (specifically the armor) from the Zombies, he ends up getting the (much rarer) Baselard instead... which, for a good portion of the series, completely outclasses EVERY SINGLE WEAPON he comes across in damage. “GUESS WHAT’S STILL STRONGER.”
• Some of the souls cause him to laugh when he sees the effects, like the fact that the Killer Doll soul throws plushies of Soma and Mina as decoys.
  • Shortly after he gets the Gladiator soul ("Throws wheels at enemies") and tests its effects, he then inserts a freeze-frame based off of The Oregon Trail, specifically the Lost Wheel message ("Soma has thrown a wheel").
  • While testing and using the Student Witch soul, Roahm muses that one of the best ways of killing enemies is to spam cats.
• Part 3: Graham mentions the prophecy of 1999. All Roahm can think of is “...where we all party like it’s 1999?”
• In part 5, the Great Armor almost kills him, and he quickly checks his items to see if there’s anything good for healing.
  Roahm: “A melon of the highest quality.” [melon is used, full 404 health from 35 and a beat] ...dang! That was a really good melon!
• In part 7, J introduces himself. This makes Roahm sputter a bit, because Soma calls him Mister J, which Roahm follows up with his best Harley Quinn impression.
• Part 8: While fighting the Big Golem... “You wouldn’t think a katana would do so much damage to what’s basically a walking mountain, but I’ll take it.”
• Part 9:
  • Roahm’s monologuing is interrupted by a random drop.
  Roahm: *while fighting an Evil Butcher* “Also apparently there had been some confusion with the Hammer, and— *collects the Evil Butcher’s drop* —pffffthaha, really, they drop Baselards too? Not nearly as useful this far into the game!”
  • After reaching the Inner Chambers, he meets Persephone.
  Roahm: “Yeah, yeah, maid in a vampire’s house, first person to make a Sakuya reference... well, I guess that would be me.”
• After completing the Arena, Roahm decided to stick around for a bit to pick up the Red Minotaur soul, stating that it wouldn't take very long. At the start of the next video, we find out that he gained six levels just trying to get it.

Circle of the Moon

• Close to the end of part 2, Roahm has to climb up and down a column of Brain Floats.
  Roahm: Just wanted to make sure I didn’t trip on a brain on the way down... there’s a sentence.
• "I don't want the knife!"
• Multiple times throughout the run, Roahm ponders the absurdity of enemies without hands, such as bats or the floating ghost heads, having the Wristband as their drop. After coming across the Evil Hand in the Eternal Corridor, he comments that they would seem like the type of enemy that would have it as their drop... only for a caption to pop up saying: "...They don't. What even."
• After defeating Adramelech, Roahm leaves briefly to talk to Hugh before going back the way he came. Where the boss's head was gone upon defeat, now its entire body has followed suit.
  Roahm: Self-cleaning monster. Leaves nothing behind but the great scent of pine.
• Episode 8 starts with sped up footage as he prepares to farm Man Eaters for their card. He gets it after one kill. Cue Record Needle Scratch.
  Roahm: Well, that was anti-climatic!

Simon's Quest

• In Part 6, Roahm defeats Death to get the Golden Knife. On his way back after collecting Dracula's Eyeball, he repeats the process and wonders briefly how many hearts^*the in-game currency he can get for the extra Knife on eBay.
• When reading the text for the best ending in Part 11:
  Game: Simon Belmont has put an end to the eternal darkness...
  Roahm: This isn't happening!
  Game: ...in Transylvania.
  Roahm: Pargon, Pargon.

Pokémon

Pokémon Emerald

• In the first episode, he names his starting Treecko (which he can't use, since the rules of the challenge ban him from using Pokemon he's already trained before) SNAITF, and claims it'll all make sense later. At the end of the video...
  "Who's that Pokemon! It's Sir Not Appearing In This Film!
• At the end of every episode, he has a game of "Who's that Pokémon?" and then reveals the origin behind their nickname.
  • Some of the comments in the Who's That Pokémon segments. Of particular note are Razor/Carvanha (The Slash Claw cuts things apart, doesn't it?) and Reno/Electrode (We don't talk about gambling in front of the kids, though. Instead, let's make them play Voltorb Flip... grumble grumble...)
• He also claims that in one of his Ruby playthroughs, the Poochyena chasing Professor Birch was shiny.
• He states that he has a list of nicknames and preferred gender for all the Pokémon he's going to catch, which cuts to him scrolling through said list while the HeartGold/SoulSilver Team Rocket theme plays.
  Documentation, aaaaah!
• Shiny shiny shiny Nincada!
• As it's a No Evolutions run, he mentions early on he'd probably need to use an Gameshark code for 99 Everstones eventually. Despite having several sent to him, he couldn't find any he could use due to complications. So what was his "improvised" solution? Hack in an entire boxful of Magikarp holding Everstones!
  Thanks, Fizz!
• From Part 11:
  [Tentacool uses Poison Sting] Oh don't you do it. [Stifle/Whismur is poisoned] You did it.
  [Teaches SNAITF Flash] There you go Sir Not Appearing In This Film, now you can Leer WITH HEADLIGHTS!
• In Part 18, Wattson's Voltorb uses Selfdestruct... on the 4x resistant Ceres. Even funnier in that is was a critical hit and it STILL barely did anything.
• In episode 19, he officially renames his Treecko to Sir OCCASIONALLY Appearing In This Film.
• Espa beats Flannery by doing absolutely nothing^note Amusingly, this reflects how Chuggaaconroy beat Brawley, though less amusing due to him not using a Lv.3 HM slave.
• During the fight with Norman, Roahm sends out Homestar (His Wynaut) and says he's gonna laugh if this works. Homestar succeeds at one-shotting Slaking, and Roahm makes good on his promise.
• Part 36 has the following, on New Mauville:
  "You like Magnemite and Voltorb? You've come to the right place. You want something else? We don't serve your kind here."
• Part 38: EXCITING FISHING ACTION!
  • The random Big the Cat voice Roahm does immediately preceding the appearance of Feebas. "I caught a fish!"
• At the end of Part 39, a Team Aqua Grunt tells him not to go near the weather institute. His response?
  "What's that? Go near the weather institute you say? Sure!"
• In the same part, he accidentally uses Metal Claw on a Water type. He points out the derp moment... only to get a Critical Hit and one hit KO anyway.
• Part 41. Something unseeable is in the way!
• Roahm missed the trendy phrase in Dewford Town the first time through, but manages to showcase it when he swings by on a backtracking session. The original phrase is "Absent Phone", but Roahm decides to sow off how easily the population can be manipulated by changing the phrase to... TOO BAD, Kadabra Time!^note Kadabra being Roahm's favourite Pokemon.
• At the start of Part 49, a Gentleman moves to block the way to an item ball when Roahm enters his sight range. This leads to an absolutely hilarious old man impression. And then he registers himself in the Pokenav...
  "Be sure to call me if you ever need my roadblock services again!"
• A Hariyama in Part 51 uses Whirlwind... and brings out Sir Occasionally Appearing In This Film. He actually manages to get one Flash off before fainting. It happens again in Part 55.
• The Who's That Pokemon for Part 52. It's a Missingno named Ermac, who proceeds to glitch up the end title card.
• Earlier, he notices he still has Splash on Werrenterr (Feebas), and says he needs to find something to replace it with soon so he doesn't accidentally end up using it. Naturally, when fighting Tabitha in Part 55...
• When fighting the Chest Monster Electrodes in the Aqua Base, he takes out the first without it selfdestructing. The second seems oddly cooperative too... and then this happens.
  [Uses Hyper Potion on Sly] "If it's just going to keep using Sonicboom, that's fine, but I don't trust it to do that— [Electrode uses Selfdestruct] EEEEEEEEEEEE!"
• In Part 57:
  "Werrenterr's still holding his own... [Werrenterr is one-shotted by Machoke's Revenge] Never mind."
• In Part 61, Steven's Aggron using... Solarbeam. Against Crobat. A Pokémon that doubly resists it. When it already has dismal Special Attack. Roahm actually has to pause a moment to let the sheer stupidity sink in.
  • And it gets better. In the battle against Steven at the very end of the game, when fighting said Aggron, Roahm comes to a surprising realization. For one thing, the Aggron knew Thunder, so it had a supereffective move and still didn't use it. But this is part of a larger realization...
  Roahm: "...did you make a special sweeper Aggron!? Go away, you weird, weird, Aggron, you!"
• There are several in the Battle Frontier. The special rules and other factors allow for some great jokes from Roahm.
  "I offer my Pikachu son to the gods!"

Pokémon Yellow

• Throughout the entire run, Roahm has no shortage of snark for most of the trainers he meets, often replying as if he were speaking to them directly. An example from Silph Co.:
  Team Rocket Grunt: "Show Team Rocket a little respect!"
  Roahm: "I'm showing you as little as possible."
• In part 5, Roahm encounters two Spearow in rapid succession, the second of which was immediately after declaring he was going back to town. His comment on that?
  "The Spearows, they're after me. #AlwaysTheBirds"
  • This caught on with the fandom, and so whenever Roahm repeatedly meets up with the game's assorted bird Pokemon or otherwise has trouble dealing with them, "#AlwaysTheBirds" flourishes in the video comments.
• In Part 7, Roahm's team goes up against Misty's at the Cerulean Gym. He's worried about Misty's Starmie...but all that happens is that it keeps using Harden (and one turn using X Defend). Against Roahm's Pikachu. As Electric attacks are not affected by physical defense, the results are predictable.
  • Later in the chapter, Roahm is searching for two of the Pokemon on his list. Unfortunately, they're rare encounters in an area infested with Pidgeys and the occasional Pidgeotto. Roahm had to cut quite a bit of footage due to these random bird encounters alone.
    "Several birds later..."
    "Yet more birds later..."
    "Something... Something... BIRDS."
• Part 19 had Roahm face off against a Rocker partway through Route 12. The Rocker has a Voltorb and an Electrode. Both of them use Selfdestruct. Against Roahm's Gastly. Erm, oops.
• Part 20 was during the same recording session, and Roahm found himself fighting against a bunch of Bird Keeper trainers in the fencepost maze of Route 13. By the next part (still in the same recording session!), the length of the recording session and the continued presence of Bird Keepers meant Sanity Slippage was beginning to take hold, to the point where the title is actually "Birds Birds! Birds Birds Birds!"
• In Part 29 just before reviving Omanyte, Roahm tries to use the Helix Fossil.
  Roahm: "Praise Felix! ...Felix? Helix. Yes, I named my fossil."
  Caption: "You fool!!! You had one job!!!"
  • This gets a Call-Back in a later Gag Reel, where Roahm makes the exact same mistake while talking about one of the enemies in StarTropics.
• Part 34 sees the complete mystery of the owner of the eighth gym...! Cue him casually waltzing over to the sign right next to the gym coach in the gym itself which plainly reads it's Giovanni. Cue Corpsing.
  Roahm: ...Well... So much for that mystery.
• Part 37 has Roahm's "Weaponized Stupidity 2.0": beating Gary^note Well, his first three Pokemon, anyway, which is still no mean feat with Rod the Magikarp and a copious amount of X-stat items. Complete with a faux-infomercial during a sped-up montage of using them.
  Roahm: If you suffer from low attack or defensive power, X-stats may be for you. X-stats are a prescription enhancer proven to heighten a Pokemon's natural stats. By releasing your body's natural chemicals, you'll feel stronger, faster, and ready to take on the world. Side-effects of X-stats may include a Magikarp actually being able to do some damage. Do not take X-stats if your opponent knows Haze, and do not take them in conjunction with Full Heal, as results cannot be guaranteed. Effects are temporary and will last for a battle, or until you go back home to your Pokeball. Ask your doctor if X-stats are right for you. Silph Co: a Pokemon company.

Pokémon Crystal

• Early on, after Roahm's Hoothoot learns its first Flying-type move (Peck), he cuts himself off in mid-commentary and claims that DJ Grooves asked him not to say it.

Spyro the Dragon

Spyro the Dragon

• The end of video title card itself is pretty hilarious.
• Part 6 has a moment where he reaches the top of a cliff area and realises an enemy that should be there... isn't. He loses it for a moment, and then has a "Eureka!" Moment. Turns out the turbine on a chest he destroyed at the start of the level somehow managed to fly up and hit the enemy. The crude drawing of his thought process really seals it.
• In Part 13, Roahm begins the video with an explaination of the term "Durgon" and where it came from. In part 15, the title cards have the word Dragon replaced with "Durgon" and ridiculous derp-eyes are superimposed on all the characters.
  • Made even better with characters from other games appearing, like Draven, Luigi, and Waluigi.
• In the next part, one of the dragons makes the Seductive Bowser pose, which Roahm points out. What makes this even funnier? By sheer coincidence this ended up being the video thumbnail.
• Roahm named every episode after a different type of gemstone, in alphabetical order. Part 26 just so happens to be the level immidiately before the final boss. He beginst 27 with:
  Roahm: And so, it's finally time... Time to finally realise I ran out of alphabet letters, nooooooo!
• In the same part, he finds the last dragon in Gnorc Nexus, who tells him the final level will only open when he reaches 100%.
  Roahm: 100% you say? Funny you should mention that... [checks staus screen to show he indeed has 100%] You were the last thing we were missing.

Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage

• The opening title card for each video has Elora and Hunter bear witness to perhaps the most utterly absurd depiction of Roahm yet. He walks out of the portal, wearing the tourist shirt and shades from Super Mario Sunshine, sipping a drink from a coconut shell, and carrying a sticker-covered suitcase (if you look closely, one of the stickers actually says "Alola" and another says "I Heart SH"). Elora and Hunter look completely baffled, and Elora's "speech" bubble features a cameo of Trogdor the Burninator.
• The end slate features Spyro constantly chasing down Moneybags.
• When introduced to an orb challenge that involves flying through rings, he naturally makes Superman 64 references. "Solve my maze, Spyro!"
• The Tempting Fate moment during the Bombo the Flagkeeper mission in Scorch.
  Roahm: Not that I'm going out of my way to get hit or anything.
  On-Screen Text: FATE TEMPTED
  [Roahm gets hit immediately]
• In The Stinger for Fracture Hills, one of the Earth Shapers decides to dance along to the satyr's music. The resulting comment is especially hilarious, given the discrepancy between the line, who's saying it, and the accent it's being said with.
  Roahm: There you go, that's the spirit! Get down witcha bad self!
  • From the same video, Roahm isn't too bothered by the stage's soundtrack, because his Scottish heritage gives him a situational racial bonus: +15 Natural Bagpipe Resist.
• An unintentional Funny Background Event occurs at the start of Robotica Farms. Just as the first farmer is explaining that you'll need to shoot some of the enemies out of the sky, one behind him gets taken out by an exploding barrel, during the talk cutscene.

The Gag Reels

• "Greenwidge... widge? Widge! Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah, to-day."
• "No fancy map fanfa– Fanfanfanfanfanfanfanfanfanfan BLEH."
• (after entering a portal in Mega Man Network Transmission) "I went the wrong way. Eheh, uh, oops!"
• "Given my questionable sense of direction when flying Flammie around..."
• "Hello, Roahm Mythril here once a day... PFFFHAHAHA! Get your daily dose of dragon!"
• "After everything Claudia has put you through through the course of this game, just shooting her at this point would be so satisfying, wouldn't it? Unfortunately, if you do that [...] things don't end too well for Heather." [bang] "...Or you could just completely screw that up somehow!" [Cracks up] "Pressing the wrong button and missing Claudia completely! Okay, I didn't know you could freely shoot so long as you miss her. Ha ha ha, nice."
• "His weapon is the Water Shield. That's right, he's the shield user of the gro- uh, the gang, the group, I kinda combined them there."
• "I wanted to find the optimal path tho--tho that I could. Tho that I could!" [Beat] "HAVE THUM CANDY!"
• In Gag Reel 5, we have the Alt key. Yes, the Alt key. Alt key.
• Gag Reel 7 contains an outtake within an outtake:

  Roahm: I can't even do an outtake correctly. Yeah, I'm in good shape.

• Gag Reel 8 has a few gems involving Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!.
  • Accidentally calling the game Ripto 2: Spyro's Rage twice.
  • Trying to demonstrate that you cannot jump on a certain large jewel...and pulling it off.
• Gag Reel 9 had not much footage due to things happening in Roahm's life. He makes up for it with a The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past randomizer run with guest co-comm Pink Kitty Rose guiding him. Highlights include but not limited to HughesNet cutting out midplay.

  Roahm: My internet connection is pants.

• Gag Reel 11 showcases Roahm's continued bad luck with dice. He rolls a die to determine which Robot Master to fight next (with 1-3 already finished). He rolls 2 four times in a row, then rolls a 3.

  Roahm: Okay, this is taking too long, but yeah, it's going in the gag reel anyway.

  • In another clip from Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, he accidentally activates a frame-by-frame advancement function on his emulator. His reaction is priceless, especially since he shortly after reveals he still wasn't sure how he did it, and didn't know how to turn it off.

    Roahm: Technology!

• Gag Reel 14's intro has Roahm think it's the thirteenth installment, only to realize there's already a Gag Reel 13. The title card brings attention to the confusion by crossing out the 13, adding the 14, and title it "I Can't Count".

Cuphead

• A couple from his run against Dr. Kahl's Robot:
  • At about 6:36, as the final phase is starting, Roahm stops the video for a moment (complete with Record Needle Scratch) to point something out:

    Roahm: "[...] there is something about this phase that I forgot to point out, and it would be remiss of me to not mention it. Ooh, shiny!"

  • At 8:02, after Roahm clears the fight for the first time, he tempts fate:

    Roahm: "[This fight] doesn't seem as horrible as I thought it would be.
    Annotation: "And then you look down and see how much of the video is left..."

• Roahm goes into the Cala Maria fight expecting to have trouble, considering how busy the various phases are. He ends up getting an A-plus rank on his third try. Cue the "stunned durgon" graphic^*same as in Spyro the Dragon and Pokemon Emerald, and the Laughing Mad reaction that usually follows it.

VVVVVV

• Roahm's going for all trinkets, and his personal route that he feels is most sensible involves him doing Veni, Vini, Vici and Prize for the Reckless... In Episode 2. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Amusingly, the four main sectors of the game seem to be done in rough reverse order of difficulty, since he did Warp Zone (with Edge Games) in Part 3, and The Tower in Part 4, leaving the Laboratory for Part 6 (Part 5 was overworld cleanup).
• In Part 5, Roahm pauses the footage with a Record Needle Scratch and adds "Warning! Warning! Epilepsy-inducing pachyderm ahead! ...Yes, you heard that right." When the footage resumes, he comes across one of the weirdest things in VVVVVV: a flashing, technicolor elephant that spans four rooms. He reacts with the following.
  Roahm: [sigh] If you'll indulge me for a moment here, I kinda need to get serious. [Captain Viridian turns sad] It's time to address the elephant in the room. (Beat) Francine. Happy birthday.
• "I will not use the Super Gravitron for educational purposes...."

Legend of Zelda Series

The Legend of Zelda

First Quest Minimalist Run

• At the end of one video, Roahm grabs a key at the same time he dies. Instead of playing the regular sound for getting a key, it plays the major item jingle before cutting to the death jingle. Cue Roahm laughing out loud.

Second Quest 100% Run

• Partway through his playthrough of the game, he mentions making a Zelda 1 custom quest at one point (never finished), where one of the things he did was replace the Recorder item with a CD player.

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

• The "we'll be right back" card in the first episode references his co-commentary of PinkKittyRose's playthrough of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, where one of the old men from this game speaks to a version of Roahm in Link's outfit. Roahm is asleep thanks to the dialogue, which reads:
  "I'm an old man and I know things so you shoud [sic] listen to me say things because I'm old and I know a lot of things to say!"
  • The second episode's end card references the mistake in the above; this time, the old man says:
    "You know should has an L in it? Your viewers sure did! Maybe you "shoud" pay more attention editing at 1 A.M.!"
  • The old man stinger for Part 12 is none other than the Fitness Gram Pacer Test.
• The title card at the start of each episode (beginning with the second) shows Link!Roahm attempting to wake the sleeping Princess Zelda with a different item, with the previous attempted items showing up discarded on the ground nearby. In order, he attempts to use: An alarm clock, a Cucco (thereafter seen eating chicken feed), a boombox, a pot of coffee (with a cup next to it afterwards, implying he drank it himself), his Exploud, Rave, using Uproar, a laptop playing a Five Nights at Freddy's Jump Scare, a TV remote that turns up the volume of the video itself, Navi trying to be helpful (and getting bottled for it), Fracture Hills bagpipe music, Mike ability, Wily's UFO (after which Wily can be seen doing maintenance on it), and using the Siren Instruments to play the Ballad of the Windfish.
  • A note about the coffee from Part 5; since Roahm has gone on record to state he actually doesn't drink coffee, and in the Part 6 stinger, the old man chews Roahm out for the coffee allegedly being drank.
    "You're not fooling anyone young man. You've said before that you don't like how coffee tastes. So where did it go? Hmmmmmmmm?"
  • The stinger for the final video shows that Link!Roahm gave up trying to wake up Zelda and fell asleep on one of the steps to her pedestal... and it's his snoring that finally wakes her up. The real Link is understandably confused about what's been happening in his absence.
• Part 12 featuring the Triple Eye Rock palace was one kerfuffle after another:
  • Roahm attacks a statue hoping for magic, only to get a red Iron Knuckle. Roahm comments that he could've used the magic... and the enemy despondently drops into the nearby pit.
  • During the first Rebonack mini-boss, once it dismounts from its horse, Roahm somehow manages to damage it multiple times with a single attack, OHKO-ing it. His confusion gets driven home after he deals with the second Rebonack in two hits as it was supposed to be.
  • In one area that had a pit and a wall three blocks high, Roahm kept trying to get to the top of it without resorting to the Jump spell. After finally doing so, he turned around with the intention of jumping to the other side, but immediately fell back down before he could get the chance. At this point he finally decided to utilize Jump and get it over with.
  • While attacking a blue Iron Knuckle, he drives it to the very edge of the room. Instead of simply disappearing off the screen, it falls off the side as if there had been a pit there.
  • Towards the end, Roahm dropped down a set of pits in order to reach a room where, according to his map, there was a magic refill... only to be given a red Iron Knuckle instead. He muses that this wasn't good news for him, since he was completely out of magic, but then he gets a magic jar from an enemy in the next room anyway.
• From the outtakes in the Great Palace:
  • Roahm does a down-stab on a statue in hopes of getting a magic refill, gets a Red Fokka instead, and ends up getting trapped against the ceiling until he's finally forced to stop the attack. He finds it amusing enough that he doesn't even try to block the Fokka's attacks after that, saying that it deserves it.
  • After fighting the Thunderbird, he's reduced to half a container's worth of life and not enough magic to restore it. He decides to go ahead and fight Dark Link, fully expecting to die... and wins anyway. This ends up in the outtakes since he stated he didn't deserve that victory, but felt it was funny enough to keep.

StarTropics

• Early into Part 7, Roahm is made to re-do almost all of Chapter 3 to answer an NPC's riddle^note Specifically, he has to replay the chapter in "Review Mode" to talk to an NPC met about 80% of the way through, who now has an additional line of dialogue answering the riddle that is not given normally. As he chipmunks through the main chapter dungeon again, the durgon himself appears on screen to question the point of it all, while clearly losing Sanity points in the process.
  • After reaching the relevant NPC and learning the answer, he decides to finish out the chapter just in case, but makes his impatience clear:
    Roahm: Run, Run! Hurry, Hurry! Go, Go! Move, Move! Hustle, Hustle! Advance, Advance! Scurry, Scurry! Jog, Jog! Rush, Rush! Progress, Progress! Proceed, Proceed! Vamoose, Vamoose! Skedaddle, Skedaddle! MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN'—*Technical difficulties screen*
  • At last, he returns to the original NPC with the answer... and finds that there really was no payoff to it at all: it was nothing more than a Self-Imposed Challenge for a bragging rights Easter Egg. He takes a couple minutes to process this, then vents his frustration while showing off his new and improved durgon rage face.

Worms Armageddon

• From the fourth recorded match, this gem: "OHHH I GOT A PARACHUTE YES!"^note Cheez grabbed a parachute then immediately fell into water. With his last worm. Prompting hysterical laughter from everyone else.
• In the tenth recorded match, two of the voice packs and teams used by Roahm's friends utilized Mario Teaches Typing and the Totsugeki meme from Guilty Gear. As a result, the video title became "Mario Teaches Totsugeki".
• The fourteenth match, which featured powered-up grenades on a Banjo-Kazooie-styled map, was a comedy of errors and mishaps. One of its highlights includes a cluster bomb threading a very small vertical gap and landing in a hole sized just right for it, which is immediately compared to a hole-in-one in golf.
• The ending of the seventeenth match has a small girdered section started by Paul, with Neo pitching in another girder and Sekibanki teleporting in. Once it reaches Paul's turn again after UltraX decides to teleport elsewhere, he brings out the Holy Hand Grenade to blow up the inhabitants—himself included—giving UltraX the win.
• The eighteenth match is titled 'Return to Sender'. Late in the match, Cheez fires a missile at one of Neo's worms, only for the wind to blow it right back at her, launching her last worm completely off the map.
• Upon winning the thirtieth match, Roahm notes an amusing coincidence: whenever he wins a match with his Five Nights at Freddy's team, the Sole Survivor of his team is always Chica. It's always the birds. ^note The streak finally comes to an end in Episode 59, with Foxy being the team's remaining worm.
• During the fourtieth match, a discussion arises regarding the role of El Chip in the Five Nights franchise. While it's still in full swing, an "Ad will appear in x seconds" box appears in one corner. Sure enough, El Chip interrupts the match to advertise his restaurant, using all of his ads (complete with background music) from Ultimate Custom Night.
• In the 46th match "Banyana", Jhrone Kire's cat gets covered in dirt out of earshot, then effectively steals the spotlight during the latter third of the match by repeatedly trilling and meowing into the microphone.
• The cat—introduced as Mochi—makes a return in the 64th match, charging around their residence and repeatedly colliding with a metal computer desk for no real reason. The joke is later made that when character listings for the Worms matches are put together, the cat is to get her own listing.
• It's pointed out that one of the worst things you can say during a Worms match on Roahm's channel is "birds are infinite".

World Of Horror

• His second World of Horror run can only be described as seventeen minutes of Epic Fail Curb-Stomp Battle. Every event targeted his Reason stat, sending him from 17 Reason to 5 before his first combat encounter. Said encounter shredded the rest of his Reason, even though he technically beat it in time.
  • He reveals at the end that his friend Sekibanki described it as "(he) basically went out the door and immediately went insane."
  • Even worse? He seeded this cursed run with his own name.
  • Even worse? Roahm tried the same seed, character, and settings for his very next run, and it had its own share of problems. While the run didn't end as quickly as previously, Roahm got multiple curses early on, cheated death three times, learned about Something Truly Evil, discovered major flaws with the save system which wiped his perks (and unequipped and stored his items) but left said curses upon loading, and when he wanted to die from stamina loss after realizing he wouldn't be able to complete the run, he died from reason loss AGAIN. From an event that provided no indication he had even lost his reason. Truly, a cursed seed.
    Roahm: Viewers wanted to know what would happen if I seeded a run with my name. Well, I guess now we know, don't we? Durgon of insanity confirmed.
• Run 18 sees Roahm attempt to get another ending for Perilous Parable of the Peculiar Painting, and figures it has something to do with keeping Eimi alive. He's right, and she survives and he gets Ending A... and because he has the Seventh Curse backstory, she immediately dies after the mystery. Roahm takes a few moments to notice this.

The 7th Guest

• During his intro of the plot analysis of the game, Stauf interrupts him.

  Stauf: Back for more?

  Roahm: Look Stauf don’t get too excited. We’re just doing plot analysis ok?

• Some of Roahm’s comments about the events surrounding the guests can be rather humorous.
  • While recounting the backstory of Julia and her personality, he talks about how Julia loves to employ Never My Fault to all of her coworkers for being more youthful than her in spite of her clear issues with alcohol.
  • When talking about Edward and Martine’s affair he refers it to a “business meeting” which from a certain point of view is true.
    Roahm: Edward and Burton stay behind a bit in the dining room as she works more on tempting Edward to her side telling him to meet her in her room upstairs which well he does and. Yeah we don’t talk about that.

Gartic Phone

• At the start of Game 4, Roahm enters "Lan throwing MegaMan.EXE's PET at some guy's head". The prompt he gets in exchange, coincidentally, is "NOW MEGAMAN, ATTACK!". After events run their course, the interpretation that rounds it off is "man, poor sunayama".
  • During the same game, Roahm got an image that he described as "A normal mouse finding bootleg Mickey in a cave". It's later shown that Neo got that prompt, and drew "bootleg Mickey" as Sonic.

Other

NOTE: For moments that have to do with his appearances in Pink Kitty Rose's videos, go here.

• Really, any time he laughs. His mirth is contagious.
• A lot of pictures in his art gallery, especially his own comics. The Passing Cloud springs to mind.
• The entirety of this video, where he shows off a Good Bad Bug in Dynasty Warriors 8.
• Any time Deckert appears (or rather, doesn't) is bound to be funny. Examples include his original appearance in the Elec Man perfect run, Bright Man, the rematch against Elec Man in MMPU, his Pet the Dragon moment during The Stinger of Silent Hill 4, and the last episode of Pokémon Emerald when he was mentioned which gifts he received at the start of the episode.
• Surprisingly, his interview with Huntzer was pretty funny.
  • One of the random questions was "Do you get all the bitches with your voice?" in a odd tone. Roahm reacts accordingly to the way it was put.
  • Of course, since he used Skype, he was bound to be kicked off due to his internet. The way this was put by Huntzer...
    Huntzer: WE HAVE LOST ROAHM MYTHRIL EVERYONE! WE HAVE LOST ROAHM MYTHRIL!!
  • When the two had a small talk over his internet, he mentions some fans send him joke "HughesNet Sightings". This ended up with fanart, too.
• During Part 2 of "Revisiting the Past", Roahm decided to show what happens when you go into the final boss fights in Silent Hill 1 and 2 with no ammo. Which requires him to use up all the ammo he'd been hoarding. While doing this for 2....^note Starts at 9:28, to show him using up the ammo. Actual line's at about 10:23.
  Roahm: It's okay, James. I don't think they can hurt you anymore.
• At one point^note The reason for his frustration starts at 20:30 if the video doesn't start there; the song itself begins at 20:50 in the outtakes for Part 6 of his Pikmin No Deaths Run, Roahm gets rather annoyed with the antics of the Wollywogs....
  Roahm: “You jumped while dead, crushed Pikmin while dead, executed the crushing glitch while dead... ugh. [singing] Cheater frog, cheater frog. All the cheats, it's the cheater frog. Are you scared of the Smoky Progg? No I'm not, just the cheater frog.”
  • In the next video, Roahm has a set of Wollywog-related outtakes...with the theme from Frogger playing in the background.
• At Roahm's website during the February 2017 update, he recounted that he'd been summoned for jury duty but was eventually dismissed. While there, he took note of the fact that there was someone present named Barry Burton (as in Resident Evil Barry Burton).
  Roahm: Just imagine for a moment, the lawyer holding up evidence, and hearing from the jury box "H-WHAT IS THIS?"
• During one of Roahm's update videos regarding his new computer system (called "Groose"), he added a news ticker featuring several headlines. These headlines included "Have you seen a little girl, short, black hair, seven years old?...", "Robot Master seen breaking local speed limits apprehended by authorities while running against wall....", "The following headline is true.... The previous headline was false....", and "Local officer reportedly almost a sandwich...."
• He's at it again with another update video. Among the headlines on the ticker: "Moon narrowly misses hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists say that's amore....", "Local dragon terrorized by the Alt Key.... Yes, the Alt Key.....", "Up up down down left right left right B A Start.....", "Local Hylian admitted to Shrine of Resurrection after horrific chicken incident...", "Regional coin and star economy disrupted by Chance Time....", and "FDA set to begin researching the health benefits of floor ice cream...".
• Once more with the next update video. These headlines include: "Local senior claims tourist's visit was foretold by gyromancy....", "Justice seeking robot calls for end to evil, unable to be heard over theme music....", "Galactic bounty hunter installs faulty anti-gravity technology; becomes invisible....", "Scientists research impact of the relations between black holes and force beams....", "Stay tuned for "Really Cookin' With Fire Man" following this broadcast on most stations....", and "A moose once bit my sister.... Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.... We apologize for the fault in the news ticker. Those responsible have been sacked...."
• A comment from Roahm's Twitter concerning Hades:
  "So I got Hades on the Switch, and have experienced the true wrath of the gods... I ticked Poseidon off and the game crashed."