Funny / Sips

• In his The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim LP, when he encounters his first trap.
• Near the end of the Labyrinthian dungeon, having just obtained a Plot Coupon staff, he predicts that someone is going to show up, thank him for retrieving the staff, and try to take it. Immediately afterwards, exactly that happens.
  • "Hohoho, travelers! Thanks for getting the Staff of Magnus for me! I'll be taking that!"
• The entire character creation sequence at the start of his Skyrim playthrough. He creates his character as a "lizard prostitute," and goes out of his way to make her as pretty as possible.
• In Episode 90 of his Skyrim playthrough, a dragon attacks his house... randomly scooping up his horse, carrying it along its back, and then dropping it to its death. Sips is completely taken aback by how this just randomly happens and spends several seconds just laughing his ass off.
• Episode 1 of Dirtcraft, his odd banter with Sjin is pretty funny.
• Any time that Sips, Turpster and Hat Films play Garry's Mod together. Particularly when Sips gets the infamous "endless taunt".
  • In that same episode, we have Turps disguised as a barrel running away from the two hunters before effortlessly blending in with four other barrels, to the point that the hunters have no idea where he is even though he's literally right in front of them! All the while Sips is laughing hysterically as he's spectating this. Watch it here.
• Sips gets a Father's Day tweet from Dodger.
  Happy father's day, dad. Please stop trying to date my boyfriend.
• When playing Trouble in Terrorist Town with Turpster, Lewis Brindley, Sjin and Hat Films, Turps takes it upon himself to be the RDM detective. After killing the traitorous Lewis on flimsy evidence, what follows is probably one of the most blatant cases of Roaring Rampage of Revenge mixed with Hypocritical Humour in the entire series.
• During a session of Murder, Strippin laments that he constantly spawns next to the murderer (who kills him) and never actually gets to be the gunman or the killer. Immediately afterwards, this happens again, and keeps happening as he goes along.
  Strippin: Every fucking time. I'm the first to go, I'm the first to go every game!
  • Trott tries stabbing Sips for playing music too loudly, simultaneously attempting to destroy the radio whilst shouting "TURN OFF THE MUSIC".
  • Smiffy goes on an absolutely amazing knife-throwing spree, killing no less than three people with that one attack. Everyone just laughs in utter surprise.
  • Sips manages to massacre everyone with ease, setting Strippin off again and causing everyone to scream. All the while, he laughs so hard he can't actually see.
  • When Strippin does get the gun, he immediately RDMs Smiffy. This causes them to dub him the worst gunman in history and argue that's why he never gets a gun. Then he dies again.
• During a new episode of Murder, Kim Richards struggles to get used to playing. Her efforts to kill Duncan Jones cause her to be exposed before he dies, and then walks right past the gun wielding Lewis... without noticing. He shoots her immediately. Shortly after that, the server goes down.
• Simon Lane is completely and utterly unfazed by the sights of the "Nightmare Church" map, including a cat in a microwave.
• In "Young Obama", Trott disguises himself as Anna from Frozen and runs into Sips. He then murders him, singing "Love Is An Open Door".
• In this TTT round, after much ado between Duncan and Lewis (mostly on Lewis's part) over whether they can trust each other, they finally agree to work together, kill Kim and go to hunt down the other traitor, Simon. Midway through, Lewis gets the brilliant idea to test one of the traps with Hannah Rutherford's body. He activates it while both he and Duncan are still standing within the trap.
• In the first episode of his Fallout playthrough, Sips ends up making himself an Idiot Hero by reducing his intelligence. He ends up both laughing his arse off and regretting his decision immensely.
  • By episode eight, Sips managed to stumble into Necropolis with a solid +80 days left on the in-game clock. Through sheer phenomenal luck, he managed to procure the main quest's Macguffin, in part because his character's INT was so low, he breezed pass a serious CHA check to the item he needed. More than anything, his playthrough seems like the greatest accidental speedrun of all time.
• Smiffy's attempt at a sneak attack goes horribly wrong.
• During "Borderline RDM", Ross' usual catchphrase for Murder! suffers from a wee bit of Angrish.
• During "Our Little Secret", Sips has the misfortune of hiding in a room alongside Smith. What happens next can only be described as trolling with a bizarre twist.
• After the birth of his daughter, Sips ends up tweeting that all is well... for his car.
• During a playthrough of "In Silence", Sips absolutely cannot stop laughing at how awful Smith is at being the monster. Case in point.
  • Then there's Sips progressively losing his shit with the Trott!Rake, including him outright begging Trott to leave him alone at one point.
  Trott: [as he comes across Sips for the second time] No, but seriously, have you seen my clothes?
  Sips: [laughing, but starting to sound a little strained] No, I haven't seen them - no, nowhere!
  Trott: Oh, okay.
  Sips: I don't know where they are!
  Trott: Let me know if you do!
  Sips: I haven't seen them anywhere. [laughs]
  Trott: See ya! [he takes off across the map]
  Sips: [calling after him] How do you keep finding me?! Are you using, like, the vision hack or something?! Jeez!
  [Later, as Trott comes across Sips for the third time in a completely different location]
  Trott: Can you repeat that -
  Sips: [still laughing, but very frustrated] No, no! Stop it! Please! [he hits Trott with a flashbang and takes off]
  Trott: [in character] Ow! That was really mean! Oh my - my eyes! Go fuck yourself! Okay?! Oh, damn... You try and be nice in this neighborhood, and you just get fucked!
  [Still later, Trott locates Sips hiding behind a tree]
  Trott: Hello? Now you there, you piece of shit! You're that cunt who shone the light in my eyes.
  Sips: [laughing in defeat] No. NO!
  Trott: Aren't you? Yes...
  Sips: [now outright shouting] Trott, how do you keep finding me?!
  Trott: 'fess up!
  Sips: [he shakes his mouse in annoyance] Every fucking time!
  Trott: Now you're wearing a god damn bush!
  Sips: Fuck's sake!
  Trott: You're a disgrace!
  Sips: Ahhhh! I'm outta here. [he attempts to run]
  Trott: [he drops the playful tone] Nah, I'm joking. I've got ya. [kills Sips' character while Sips slouches back in his chair and grumpily sips from a mug of tea] I've had enough of you. Get in my belly!

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