Funny / AlChestBreach

• "I'll inform the family..."
• "What are you laughing about, you fucking gremlin?"
• "It's hard to maintain a good relationship when you don't call or hang out with friends. Grim Reaper and Steven Duggart are no longer friends."
• The entirety of his Indie Sunday Cheering Works video. Especially with the way he talks during it. Oh Mister Whiskers, we're having cupcakes for dinner!
• Every birthday any Duggart has ever had. The Grim Reaper has been an unexpected guest to nearly all of them. The best one, though, could go to Robbie's second birthday, which immediately followed the death of Waffles Syrup just as Al was explaining how he doesn't think pets can die.
• Jimmy Cop celebrating his birthday alone in his bathroom.
• "NO SNOW! WHO SAID THAT?!"
• Every second of "Al-Troll Breach".
• Al fantasizing over ghost-form Waffles Duggart's butt.
  Al: Oh my...oh dear, look at those chunks. I see they're giving out pom-poms out in heaven, eh? Mmm.
• "In his modded play throughs of Fallout: New Vegas, his Deathclaw Companion is named Mister Cuddlesworth.
• "Queen Latifah is: a ghost!"
• So many things happened in his review of King of the Ring, that listing them all in one page would be mildly difficult. Some notable instances include...
  • Sizzler getting knocked out by a nearby training boxer.
  • Dempsey's fondness of the word "lackadaisical".
  Dempsey: You've come a long way, but don't get lackadaisical on me. I fucking love that word.
  • Al giving up on the match against Adamantium Mike and just shooting him in the back.
• Bobby Bass's rambling dialogue in New Vegas Killer, especially his insistence on using a nice, little, subsonic .22 to "make things right in the wasteland."
• The ending of the "Time Machine 2" mod review when Al sends all of his companions (plus a robot) flying across the wasteland with a push.
• At the beginning of Gurp House! - Part 1, the Sims has a 'seizure' (as described by Al). The screen starts flashing random stuff and Al is scared and laughing his ass off at the same time.
• Ferris Bueller kicking Bobby Duggart in the face.
• "I'm an asshole, and I'm going to shoot you in the eye with a carrot!"
• The Hard Time video series was a bit of a long one and had lots of funny moments.
  • The names of Al's characters. Paddy Sacker, and Money Chunks. Glorious.
  • Al getting confused with the awkward controls and instantly attacking the first guard he sees.
  • The entirety of Paddy Sacker's death scene. All the repeating dialogue and random fighting made it 10 times better.
  • Money Chunks randomly getting suplexed by the library guard.
• The beauty that is the Goose Team! Of course, several moments stand out, such as...
  • Al and George imagining themselves as heroes with bad publicity after rescuing a few captives, who promptly ran away from them.
  Al: Oh no, it's Goose Team!
  • Apparently, instead of flipping each other off, the members of Goose Team fuck each other off.
• Al's newest series of Sims 4 videos: The Clone Vault. Eight Bobbys go into the vault, one comes out.
  • Al "accidentally" putting Punk Bobby in the flame room to die instead of Darth Bobby.
• The authors of the ambitious Project Frontier mod for New Vegas gave Al a special preview of their mod. Al, known for his hatred of Fallout radios, couldn't help but notice a lone radio sitting on a table by itself. Needless to say, the result is hilarious.
• After setting up what looks like a truly unholy VATS-barrage on a tunneler, Al realizes he's in God Mode. His response: "Oh god mode, you so goofy" (about 1:30)
• "Why is there cinnamon in the middle of the road?!"
• At the start of the City of Adventure: Redux, Al decided to pick up a set of new companions (minus Ballarms and Steve) since his usual group was with him the first time he did mod. One of them is a "time traveler" named-
  Ronnie Raygun: "I'm Ronald Reagan."
  Al: "Oh you're fucking Ronald Reagan, aren't you?!"
  • Every time he talks to "Ronnie" he also does the same zoom to his face that he did the first time, too.
• Al's brief encounter with a trio of oddly-named mercenaries.
• Al gets pissed about a character not being where he's stated to be. Cue long rant:
  Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north^note Emergency service railyard, for those wondering', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue God Mode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage aimed at Mason's head - Al not quite back to normal, but in character] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh God, I hate everything".
• Al walks in on a porn studio filming something very familiar.