Funny: Vinesauce

  • All of Vinny's corrupted game streams, when they're not being scary.
  • Anything involving Mario or Zelda.
  • Super Mario Bros. 2 corruptions have funny moments from all four characters.
    • His reactions to when something really turns out really fucked up.
    Guys, my mind... my FUCKING MIND... Just fucked itself.
    The trees! Are Luigi! Door is Mario.
    "Call for help!"
    I'm so confused right now. I'm scared. I am scared.
    • That moment Luigi became Jewigi
    • Peach always becomes Nightmare Fuel somehow. And that's hilarious.
    • "And then Peach was a potion."
    • "Oh, oh my God, guys. Toad. Toad. ...why do you have a penis, for half of your body?"
    Extra yiff? ...Oh that's yife.
    Vinny: George R.R. Martin's new Game of Thrones novel—new Ice and Fire novel: A Blizzard of Dicks. Coming soon to the bookstore.
    Vinny: Ah, yes. The hall of frosted red butts.
    Vinny: Oh my... god! It's a fucking black hole of Peach!
  • One Castlevania corruption video has Vinny beating Castlevania by destroying one candle... and also getting a game over on the Game Over screen.
  • Best NES/SNES corruptions.
  • The Minish Cap corruptions have the staring contests between Link, Zelda, and the blacksmith.
    • "Welcome to the annual Earthquake Festival!"
  • As terrifying as The Legend of SEN is, watching Vinny freak out is amusing.
    Guys... these guards have my Uncle's head.
  • The music in this stream of Donkey Kong Country made Vinny collapse with laughter several times.
  • Joel screaming 'GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF' in this stream.
  • Vinny, Joel & Fred - Drunken CS:GO has the trio doing a drinking game while playing a FPS. The gold is found in the commentary and Joel┤s rambling.
    Vinny: If you were drafted, to the military, and they told you to lead the bayonet charge, would you?
    • Some time later:
    Joel: I lost a good fuckin' friend to violence.
    Vinny: ...To violins? How did the instrument make you lose a friend?
    Joel: Hey Vinny. Hey Vinny. I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi. I know... the things. You must go to the Dagobah system. Vinny. Vinny, you must kill... kill for victory.
  • Vinny impersonating Mario and Luigi... where Mario is a drug-addicted, cynical plumber and Luigi is his worthless Man Child mooch brother.
  • In one of the corruptions for the NES Legend of Zelda, "SPAY ME FOR THE DOORET."
    • And just before this; "SECRET IS IN THE TREET."
    • Right afterwards, the game decided to display "SPAALONEBABUGUUSCOOTIES".
      • What arguably makes it even better is that Vinny manages to actually pronounce this gibberish without missing a beat.
      • And then promptly realizes the absurdity of what he's been saying. note 
  • Two words: "Batman Christ"note .
  • Vinny and Joel's unexpected encounters with specific insects. Vinny attempts to shoot a stinkbug with a airsoft pistol (backed with accidental, dinky Kirby music), while Joel goes apeshit at a hornet before crushing it with a book.
  • Rev's 24 hour Boat-o-Cross stream had plenty of good moments:
    Joel: It's awful, you're disgracing my language.
    'Legends speak of a great man. A man who played Boat-o-Cross for 24 hours. His name was Rev, AND HE SUCKED DICK!
  • Speaking of Joel's encouragement songs, there's a whole album now of songs about how much Rev sucks.
  • Havel the Rock from Spelunky.
  • The Super Mario Kart corruptions.
    • "Satan Kart. ...Bet you weren't expecting that reference! Nobody expects the Satan!"
    • "Oh mama mia... I should never have taken that acid!"
  • The A Link to the Past corruptions.
    • "Link, you must find the Squareforce!"
  • The Link's Awakening corruption has sword-wielding Marins, Link turning into Luigi, and walking over a pit.
  • Mario 64 Gameshark "corruptions" have Mario with stars for arms, paper-thin Bowser, and the signs.
  • The Mario 64 corruptions have Mario making several odd poses, Peach with a green face and yellow horn, and the Whomp's Fortress painting consuming the world.
    • *BOING* "What?!"
    • "I had a classmate that legitimately expected Mario 65 to come out. He ate glue."
    • "Luigi, I got terminal seven. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, LUIGI."
    • "This is what a clown septic tank looks like... After years of partying way too hard."
  • "This is...Ooooh no, no no, doing an Inception! Inception! Inception! Inception! Inception! Inception!"
  • The entirety of Fred's The Legend of Zelda Oracle games drunk stream.
    'The Darth Vaders of vagina?'
  • Vinny's Majora's Mask corruptions are downright hilarious! The text is all completely mucked up making the characters say complete nonsense, made all the better that Vinny actually reads some of it.
    Tatl: "Yau, I˘ I wasnht deali│g with ▼ou I wauldn't Tave gotzen sepalated fram my brather!"
    Carpenter: "Hey, apprintici! Don't just stand eround loooin' at thi sky all day!
    Happy Mask Salesman: "During my travels, a very iipootaat maak waa stolen froo mm by an imp in the woodss."
    • Vinny getting an Access Violation message.
    • Vinny reading and responding to the messed up text.
    Tatl: "rou wannz know a{out thaĐ Skull did who ─ust ran9off ri└ht?"
    Vinny: "Yeah, I wannz know."
    Guard: "Top right there, Dekk Scruu!Do yoo inteed to waap alonee"
    Vinny: "Listen dude, I never waap alone."
    • All the times he played music during inappropriate times and without the Ocarina.
  • The Nintendo DS corruptions have Peach never stopping screaming as her castle is on fire, and Mario turning into a series of lines.
  • Windows XP Destruction which, as the title would tell you, has Joel doing absolutely horrible things to a Windows XP computer by downloading virus laden nonsense, all while reliving the yonder days of 2002. Don't worry guys, it's a virtual machine.
    • There's also his reaction to the porn site that popped up right after installing the infamous adware program BonziBuddy.
    • Drawing a pic of Mario on meth and Yoshi while listening to In The End.
    When Mario started- STOPPED using mushrooms, he went for meth instead. So he's got bad teefffffffffff.
    • His YouTube Poop.
    • Opens up MS Paint and recounts the time when, at school, his friend would open Paint and draw a penis on every computer in the hall.
    Our fuckin' teacher said: WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS.
    Joel: I think... Bonzi Buddy... doesn't work on Windows 7... This is the best thing ever! ...Hallelujah! Technology did it- did, like, go forward!
    • ...until he runs it as an administrator... then Bonzi Buddy works.
    Joel: FFFFFFAAAACKGHHH!! <headdesk, quiet sobbing>
    Joel's Dad: JOEL? JOEL? Did you download boobs again Joel?
    Joel: N-no dad, no, no-
    Joel's Dad: JOEL? JOEL?!
    • The opening lines of the video really set the tone for what's to come:
    Joel: When I was 5 or 6 years old, I asked my dad, "Dad, what is technology?" And my dad goes, "It's magic, Joel. It's magic." Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same.
    • Joel tries to install an incredibly sketchy looking 'Free Smileys' program, which ultimately doesn't work. He still manages to have some fun mocking the typos, guilt-tripping, and very questionable imagery in the installer. But the best part comes when the installer asks him to fill out a survey on their website. He clicks the link and is taken to an error page. Joel immediately bursts into laughter.
    • The terrible 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites' MIDI. According to Joel, it "sounds like farting into a bathtub".
    • And prior to that, the "Darude Sandstorm" MIDI. Its far slower and...
    Joel: Its like some sort of reggae version. Yeah mon! Yah mon, smoke da 'erb!
    • He installs a program that puts a 3-frame animated Christmas tree on his desktop. All he can say after seeing it:
    Joel: Look at it! It's the worst thing ever!
    • Then there's the Softonic woman and her butchered pronunciation of the word 'tutorials'. A perfectly American English lady butchers the pronounciation of an English word that the Swedish Joel catches her on.
    Softonic lady: On Softonic, you'll find software descriptions with the most relevant information about the program, as well as screenshots...*random ass beat*
    Joel: Screenshots?
    Softonic lady: And video tutor-alls.
    Joel: Tu- tu-, WHAT DID YOU- tu-"tutoralls?!" "TUTOR-ALLS?!"
    • The fact that they're proud of scanning their software with over thirty anti-virus programs.
    Softonic lady: To guarantee that our programs are virus-free, we scan them with more than thirty anti-virus engines.
    Joel: THIRTY?! One is not enough?!
    • Joel waving Bonzi around and causing the Softonic voice file to stop and stutter.
    • The closing line:
    Softonic lady: Softtonic for Windows! The easiest way to discover-
    Joel: To destroy your PC!
    • "Oh my god, look at my scroll bar, its like a whole Twinkie!"
  • Joel tells stories about Minus, a cat he had when he was two. His description of it as "surreal" is spot on.
  • Chibi-Robo Photo Finder is full of laughs. Buttplug, gay condiments... You name it.
    Vinny: Oh. Well, this guy said "Nuff wanks", so... He was like "That's it, enough wanks... I want my condom back"
    "I'm going to honk you!"
    • When he said "It protects the tea from getting too moist", Chatango had at least two users posting the grandma from Cookie Clicker with the caption "Moist!". But the very way he emphasizes "moist" is pretty much as if he was asking for that reaction.
    • Vinny: Why does this tea taste like spermicide?
  • The Sesame Street Corruptions video.
    • Ernie: Hey guess what? *distorted noise* Elmo: An underwater adventure?! *distorted noise*
    • "Ernie has become a black hole"
    • Grover's voice going demonic before horribly distorting. Even better because it sounds like he says :HEY! YOU'RE DEAD! (or GODDAMN!) FUCK YOU!
    • "I gotta visit Ernie, oh God, (Big Bird's) still morphing." (sees Ernie is normal) "Ernie, you're my last hope." (Ernie distorts) "NO!"
    • Grover doing... whatever he's doing at 1:30
    • "I'm INSIDE Big Bird right now."
  • Joel and the infinite vomiting glitch in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. He keeps interrupting Big Boss' vomiting animation to make him try to open a door then cancels THAT into the puke animation for a huge amount of gunk. Highlights include a corrupted Snake Eater theme playing, the presence of the Brazzers logo, vomiting on an unconscious Raikov, two fan pics (one animated) of Big Boss puking his guts out and a cameo from Ocelot at the end.
  • In Vinny's Breaking Bridge Constructor, we see a truck attempt to perform a "Hail Mary" jump to clear the bridge... with predictable results...
    • The Tanker truck attempting to make it across a rapidly falling-apart bridge.
    Vinny: This is a game about miracles.
    • One bridge falls apart in a way that when both trucks cross it, one makes it across and hits the goalpost while the other falls off...only to be propelled by two wooden beams right back onto solid ground and into the goalpost as well.
  • Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3 Corruptions have more messed up music, Diddy Kong being full of bananas, and hilarious palette errors.
    • DK picks up a barrel, throws it... and warps to Snow Barrel Blast.
    • DK's animations go so fast he can't stop pounding his chest.
    • Cranky Kong's golden soul gets knocked out of him.
    • DK misses Cranky and his and his stereo bounce back up.
    • In 2, everything turns into Diddy or Dixie.
    • The gate in 3 makes a funny noise when the switch is activated.
  • Yoshi's Island Corruptions start out with the island being razed and the sky turning bright red. It goes downhill from there.
  • Vinny plays The Choicest Voice. Hilarity ensues.
    Vinny's impression: Maaaaario!
    Vinny's impression played back: MaaaAAAAAAAAA-
    • Vinny does an impression of Yoshi by playing an ocarina, which ends up getting him a good score.
    • Vinny's reactions upon having to do an impression of Boo.
      It sounds like a dying cat.
    • When Vinny does an impression of Bowser, he screams rather loudly. The resulting playback can only be described as an explosion of sound.
  • The Revnarok, an album of 50 songs dedicated to Rev, performed by Joel, done in the style of Anal Cunt. That's about all that needs to be said.
  • Joel playing Dong Dong Never Die. It needs to be seen to be believed.
    • His reaction to Sheng Hua Nan, the gas mask guy...and his resemblance to Rev.
    Joel: AND REV!! We have Rev!![..] It's fuckin' Rev!
    Joel: And this guy. Fatty Old McTits. I guess? [Match begins. Jian's BGM plays...and it's "Ai Wo Torimodose."] OH SHIT!!! Are you kidding me!? Fist of the North Star?! YEAH, BOY!
    • Joel finds out Xiao Pan (the guy with the Autobot T-shirt) is Guile.
    Joel: You can't hit Asian AMERICA!
    Joel: [after beating Xiao Pan] Go home and be an Asian man!
  • Super Toad 67.
  • During Hootey's Independance Day Stream of Xenonauts he had to send his Alt Squad out to recover a downed UFO. He moved Buttsmachine in front of the Riot Shielder... and was then instantly sniped by reaction fire. His reaction was priceless.
    • Also during the same stream, he had his shotgunner walk right up to an alien and fire... and somehow miss, with a 98% chance to hit. He proceeded to stop to laugh for a minute or two.
    • Once, he joked that he could recruit civilians by knocking them out and carrying them back to base. He used the stun rod on a nearby civilian, which killed it and left behind nothing but a pool of blood and some organs.
  • Alligator Titty Arcade Madness. Joel plays some arcade games.
    • "...if the... car driver would scream as this is going on, it would be even better, so you know what?" <cue ludicrous speed driving as a headless kamikaze screams> "I think they're having a stroke."
    • The moment the video was named for: Joel plays The First Funky Fighter and encounters female alligators with breasts. He is dumbstruck.
      • "Wha-wha-WHAT? Alligators with ti- WHAT'S GOING ON?"
      • "What do you say Johnny, would you? Johnny would. Johnny would. But Johnny's also a crackhead."
    • Joel also plays Trio the Punch, and, as expected of a game of its type, it confuses him to no end.
      • "Get away from me Sanders, you done too much crack!"
      • Later, he fights a boss that is literally Colonel Sanders. "Oh my god, I was joking about Colonel Sanders before!"
  • The Japonies series, in which Studyguy and friends get together to bet on horse races... in Japan World Cup.
    • "Fuckin' Pee Pee Donuts!"
    • "Oh, that's too lewd! But wait a minute, we're all too lewd!"
  • The Kings Quest V "audio switch" stream. Rev manages to perform a complex audio bug where dialogue is in the wrong place, and hilarity ensues.
    Cedric the Owl: No more for today!
    *Rev dies*
    • The sound of water flowing at the river is replaced by repeated "QUIT" prompts, hence the ticker of the stream, "King's Quit".
    A nice, hot cup of QUIT.
    • It's known Rev has an habit of giving descriptive and unortodox names to save files, but "gandalf's ass is the kitchen" in particular stands out.
    • The rat frees Graham from the ropes... and then sings a pirate song.
    • Bam bam! Watch out!
    • The tambourine being identified as a pair of shoes and the pie as three emeralds.
    • Graham's rather... excited reaction to picking up a hairclip.
    • The narrow beach the narrow beach the narrow beach the narrow beach...
    • Several hungry looking harpies eyed—Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham...
  • Even through all the tension and jumpscares, Vinesauce manages to crack some jokes about Five Nights at Freddy's.
    • Vinny is snuck on for the first time while looking at the cameras and subsequently jumpscared. His first reaction? A calm, deadpan "Good game". This deadpan reaction continues for most of the game. He's at most slightly uneasy, but never screams once while playing. Compared to the horrified reaction from most Let's Plays of the game, this is hilarious.
    • Vinny runs into Freddy's glowing eyes and creepy music box tune for the first time:
    Vinny: "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!"
    • "I tried to press the button!"
    • He is later caught by Chica, the duck robot. Chat explodes into duck puns. The fact that she is once intercepted by locking the door, causing her to stare down the window, didn't help. Explanation 
    • Vinny repeatedly referring to the game as "Friday Night Pizza" and "Fun Time Pizza Duck".
    • On the topic of Five Night's At Freddy's, Joel's attempt to "play" the game.
  • Joel's Bootleg streams have plenty of funny moments. Such as...
    Joel: GRAND DAD!! FLINTSTONES?! Oooohhh!
    Harry looks like he just disposed of a body and got away with it.
  • The second Bootleg Games stream does not disappoint.
    Joel: Wait a minute... Is this DDR? On fucking NES?
    (starts a song)
  • NES Corruptions:
  • Airport Simulator 2014:
  • Joel meets the Space Reaper in Shadowgate.
  • The entirety of Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition. Highlights include Mario becoming a black hole, Mario speeding up and jumping super long, the music being replaced with whoops and howls, and the return of the signs.
  • Vinny's Pokemon Emerald Corruptions, riding a bike upside down. Also, the ending.
    • "TORCHIC used Hello! You over there! In my BAG! There's a POKÚ BALL! TORCHIC's attack missed!"
    • The video ends with Vinny observing Professor Birch "jostling" a Zigzagoon.note 
  • The Fall of Frooby. From a maid stealing Frooby's TV (but she didn't steal the console), Frooby kissing the maid in bed and then killing her shortly afterwards,To Frooby pulling a psychotic killing spree.
  • All of Cave No Story, where Vinny plays a mod of Cave Story that removes the story of the game... and everything else. While it can sort of be unnerving for some, Vinny feels nothing but mounting frustration with practically nothing showing up apart from NPCs being in unreachable spots and then not being there when he gets there. But then the final boss battle happens.
  • Vinny's legendary video on Supra Mayro Kratt, a Stylistic Suck Mario Kart fan game with broken gameplay and poorly-done character models. Hilarity Ensues.
    • This classic exchange between Vinny as Mario and Luigi:
    Luigi: Hey, Mario! Do you wanna go kart racing?
    Mario: No Luigi, this fucking game sucks!
    Luigi: But Mario, it's my very own kart racing game! It's me, Luggy, your brother!
    Luigi: But, you got brakes that can brake on a dime. You can stop on a dime, Mario! This is better than Brooklyn!
    Mario: Go fuck yourself.
    Luigi: But Joshy's in it! Joshy's competing! Mario, you gotta understand, this is my moment of glory! Mario...? Mario...?
  • Joel revisits Sims 3 one last time with a mod called "Violence and Aggression" installed. What does he do with it? Everybody get up, it's time to slam now...
    Joel: What the fuck is going on...? <Link Zelda picks up Kirby Superstar and slams him to the ground> HOLY SHITZO!! <laughs as Kirby turns into a ghost> OH SHIT HE DIED!!
    • He bodyslams an entire family to death... and then steals their house!
    • His horrendously failed attempt to recreate Kermit the Frog in that same stream.
    Every living moment is pain, Joel!
    Joel? Make love to me JOEL!!
    I'll be having children's tears on the rocks.
    I've had my drink, now it's time for murder.
    • Link bodyslams a victim, then as Death comes to reap him, Link bodyslams him too.
    • Joel messes with the newly modded body modifiers to give Kirby ridiculous, glitchy, Liefeldian muscles:
    Joel: You know those advertisements on the internet that says, you know... "Tried this new cure and I got RRRRRRRRRRRRIPPED!!"
    • There's also his reaction to a girl transforming into a full-grown woman, just to get slammed by Link.
    Joel: Ohh no. Oh no. What the hell. What the fuck. What the SHIT!!
  • The killing of General Ronk during Limes's stream of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. First, his three Orc captains that Limes painstakingly hunted down and apparently killed moments before showed up during the fight. After they were dealt with, Ronk himself proved to be one tough bastard, not even accounting for his flunkies. And because she kept failing at the highly convoluted final blow QTE, he regenerated to 60% health at least three times. Ronk Stronk, indeed.
  • Limes playing Alien Isolation due to a combination of it being a horror game and the donation sounds. Cue Limes sounding like a squished lime when a 5$ donation happens.
  • The e-mail Vinny gets telling him to play The Fantabulous Game, in all of its incomprehensible, all-caps glory. (Seen at the start of this video.)
  • Religious Rom Hacking Extravaganza:
    • Mario with a distorted face (supposed to be Jesus)... who occasionally rides a skateboard.
    • GARGD
    • Joel makes "everyone" have smiley faces and decides to make Ken naked.
    • The various changes Joel makes to the text in Grand Dad. Due to technical limitations of the program he uses, he can only change the "PUSH START BUTTON!" text, but he has a lot of fun with it, and produces hilarious results like "PRAISE®JESUSUTTON!" and "FIST START BUTTON!"
  • Vinny playing the shitty "game" The Ditty Of Carmeana. Amongst the attempts to parody other games, Vinny is tasked by an NPC with throwing rocks into a chute. Not only does Vinny's character dribble the rocks, a basketball player runs in and blocks Vinny's shot. Vinny and the chat proceed to go absolutely mental, and the chat spams Kobe jokes. Note that this is a medieval-themed game.
    Vinny: I kinda love this game. I kinda really love it!
    • Speaking of basketballs, there's Cpl. Howser's head.
    • The American Gothic Couple show up as NPCs.
    • Death dresses like a hippie (fitting, since Limbo is a "peaceful utopia") whose "magical chariot" is a Hippie Van.
    • The point of the shooting gallery isn't to hit the target, but to miss it. Vinny accomplishes this by doing such things as aiming backwards (while also seeing through himself and having two crossbows) and shooting the counter attendant. The target doesn't move...on the impossible level.
    • The Olympic scoring when Vinny somersaults over the wall.
    • Vinny gets RickRolled by the game.
  • Joel revisits Fašade by corrupting it, with disturbing results. Trip and Grace have their bodies morph into spheres with their heads on top, like the melons they so loathe; Trip's hand continuously extends from his sphere-body rather suggestively of something; and Grace often speaks Trip's lines instead of her own, to name a few things. To drive the point home:
    Joel: What the fuck have I done to this game, man?! (picks up Magic 8-Ball pentagram) Can you tell me what I did wrong?
    Magic 8-Ball Pentagram: NO
    Joel: (drops it) Aaugh!
  • Rev playing Viva Pinata and killing a Whirlm named Wormy got memorial art on the booru.
  • A skeleton in a fantasy world that practices Hokuto Shinken, wields a machine gun and a lightsaber and rides a giant chicken? Must be Joel playing Skyrim with a bunch of crazy mods.
    • The first thing Joel does when he creates his skeleton character is fiddle with the customizations (which have absolutely no effect on a person with no face, skin, or gender for that matter).
      Joel: Sex... <fiddles with the Sex slider> se-sexy skeletons?
    • When Joel dies to a dog, because the skeleton character doesn't ragdoll on death, he dies standing still while the dog sits down underneath his standing re-dead corpse, which makes it look like the dog is giving him a blowjob. Then the subsequent loading screen tooltip gives this gem:
      "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
      — Obi-Wan Kenobi
    • Joel tries out the mount mod by spawning some ridiculous creatures to use as mounts... one of which is a horse-sized chicken.
      Joel: Video games... have been mastered. There is no need for more video games in the world... When you see a big bone, riding a giant cock, with an AK-47... You KNOW... there's no point anymore.
      • The sight of a 10x upscaled chicken mount frantically running while covering the same distance as a regular chicken mount is a sight to behold. Then the Chocobo theme is added to it.
      Joel: Now that is a big cock. Big old... swiggity swoody, I'm comin' for the booty.
    • Joel kills a dragon mount with his AK-47, which causes the now-ragdolled dragon to suddenly spaz out and eventually float away into the air in hilarious ways.
      Joel: I gotta say... when your parents tell you that... things are impossible, like becoming a ballerina in the sky... FUCK 'EM. Become a dragon and... FUCK 'EM. Just go!
    • The way Joel gives emphasis to the message "Human Heart Added":
  • In a wonderful bit of timing, a few minutes after Joel was warning the viewers to not download Project64 version 2.0 (or 2.1) because of it containing malware, his Majora's Mask stream comes to an early abrupt halt due to his computer blue screening. At least one person noted the irony.
    Joel: (random noise)- shut up, man.
  • Vinny returns to Second Life as Ralph Bluetawn.
  • The Tomodachi Collection corruptions.
    • Seabiscuit's voice is somehow even worse here.
    • Since Tomodachi Collection is a Japanese-only game, the characters can't pronounce any of the English names; instead they spell them out. This means "Vinny's spitting image" becomes "V I N N Y no sokkuri-san".
    • Vinny often encounters Miis with disembodied heads (or other body parts).
    • The "news." Bonus points for getting hijacked by pure glitch.
    • "Masturbation Island."
    • The fact that Vinny's look-alike on this island is wearing a female sailor's/school uniform.
    Vineschnoz: Go go go. Kiss...toilet. Hormone-nay.
  • Any time Joel impersonates Fred Durst, heard often during the full stream of the previously mentioned Windows XP destruction.
  • Vinny's Shitty Mario Games. A huge running gag is Vinny accidentally setting off sticky keys because a lot of the games made the poor design choice of setting jump to the shift key.
    Vinny: Guess what button jumps, guys.
  • The Skate 3 streams, showcasing as many glitches as Vinny can find.
  • When Vinny returns from PAX, his voice is wrecked, but he finds that his Mario voice still sounds fine, and briefly contemplates doing a whole stream with that impression or several others.
  • Joel decides to play Half-Life... with an Atari 2600 controller.
  • And now, the sequel to Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition... The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Chaos Edition.
    Vinny: Inject amphetamines into your eye and you can see this in real life. [WARNING: Do NOT inject amphetamines into your eye.]
    Vinny: There were these, um, rumors that we were gonna get a Paper Zelda game on the N64... and one of my classmates... actually believed that Paper Zelda was gonna be a thing. And yes, it's the same one that ate glue.
    Vinny: Vomit-vision! The only way to experience your video games.
    • Link playing random notes on the Ocarina, except the notes are actually Malon's singing voice, and then he starts sliding backwards while still playing and passes into a boundary between areas.
    • Link walks through the grounds outside Hyrule Castle, and is caught by a guard... but then he keeps sliding. And then it's suddenly nightime.
    Vinny: Hey hey, no no no, you can't stop me! ...Instant night.
    • Link does a jump attack, but the gravity is messed up so he slides without falling much... and then runs into a ReDead that spontaneously appeared (in Kokiri Forest) and quickly dies from it.
    • A random collection of pots explodes when Link slashes them. Which crashes the emulator.
    • Vinny attempting to defeat Ganondorf repeatedly fails when Link frequently pours out a bottle of bugs instead of slashing with his sword.
  • Joel plays Druggy Final Fight, a drug-centered ROM Hack of Mighty Final Fight on the NES. This is the second time he's played it, this time for Hardcore Fridays. Said hack massively buffs Haggar into a total Game Breaker. The entire playthrough is something to behold.
    • The Obligatory Swearing and homophobia. Belger is renamed "Mayor Faggot" for one.
    • The Plot. Belger laces Haggar's food with PCP. Haggar answers a phone call and immediately believes that Cody was kidnapped...despite Cody being in the same room with him!
    • Haggar going on a rampage with the implication that he's actually killing innocent people as he storms across Metro City.
    • The Game Breaker mods done to Haggar are surprisingly poorly implemented and suffer from a rollover bug. When Haggar levels up, his stats roll over and go back to this level 1 or 2 equivalent, meaning he actually gets weaker when he levels up and Joel has to get a Game Over and use a continue to get Haggar back up to Game Breaker status.
    • The bosses try and fail to reason with Haggar.
    • Joel liberally using Haggar's flying butt stomp and Spinning Clothesline.
    • The graphical edits to include vulgarities. And the blinking GO! sign saying "Say No To Drug." (Just the one. Running joke.)
    • The final fight (pun intended) against Belger, as overseen by Voltron. Voltron appears to be wholly neutral about the whole thing.
    • The ending. Haggar finally comes down from his PCP high and is aghast at what he's done. It's implied that Haggar kills himself over this, and Guy and a completely indignant Cody leave him to it! Joel promptly serenades the late Mike Haggar with "Hulkster In Heaven."
    • The character select screen:
    Cody: Do not be Cody. Be Haggar.
    Gay: Do not be Guy. Be Haggar.
    Haggar: Haggar is number one you idiot.
  • Supre Smesh Bras - an April Fools video where he plays a bunch of Flash-based Smash Bros knock-offs.
    Vinny: Jesus Christ, what am I doing with my li-
    • The first game is clearly made with Vinny in mind; much of the content references Vinesauce streams like The Fantastic Game, Supra Mayro Kratt, Sanicball, Joel's destruction of Windows XP, and more. He doesn't quite catch on until he selects the Fantastic stage, but once he does, he responds with the Mario and Luigi conversation below.
    • A fight between "Shalk" and "Sanic":
    Vinny: *laughs* Oh shit...!
    Sanic: *Attacking with Sanicballs* YOU'RE TOO SLOW!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
    • Pitting "Mayro" against "Mayro" in Shrek's Swamp. With the level playing a MIDI of All Star (from Joel's Windows XP destruction stream). He then tops that off with this exchange.
    Vinny!Luigi: Hey Mario, what is this garbage?
    Vinny!Mario: It's fucking SHIT, Luigi! It's a meme game that someone made, combining all the memes into one game!
    Vinny!Luigi: Hey Mario, I know someone who's gonna play it. He's a real jerk-off, Mario! He thinks this shit is funny!
    • That whole exchange is made all the more perfect and hilarious given that he does a dead-on perfect impersonation of Mario and Luigi from the Super Mario Bros Super Show.
    • A fight between "Shalk" and "Shalk" which mainly consists of "MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO..."
    Vinny: And now let's never speak of this again...
    • Then he brings up another game called Super Smash Battle which has all the classic Nintendo characters. Link, Samus... and Spongebob.
    • The ending card for Spongebob is just a screengrab of Spongebob looking at himself in the mirror.
    • Then he plays the sequel to that particular knock-off with incredibly stiff 3D models... and a very weird Young Link with Adult Link's voice.
  • Vinny's video of New York Bus Simulator, in addition to the expected glitchiness, also has his reactions to the many Bland Name Products.
    Vinny: New York City Bus Simulator, brought to you by Chevvy's. No, it's brought to you by 'Cheyyv'. Sorry, 'Cheyyv'.
    Vinny: KING KING! You lazy twats! You couldn't find the Burger King font and come up with another name; you had to just replace 'Burger' with 'King', again? This is a fun game to pick on, it's such an easy target.
    Vinny: Dudna Ae- *laughs* YES! Dudna, Ae-ada-ade. Dudna Aeade. *lapses into RP Guy-esqe voice* Welcome to Dudna Aeade.
    Vinny: D&D. Dave and Duster's... I'm sorry, it's called 'Dad and Dad'.
    Drawn!Vinny: Not sure how I feel about "Old Con Creamery" guys...
    Vinny: Do you like 'Bercedes Men'? Giggalo service.
    • Vinny gives his thoughts on the footstep noises in the rain.
    Vinny: Sounds like someone inserting a wet fish into a jar of custard... not that I know what that sounds like from experience or anything like that.
    • Due to how badly the game's programmed, Vinny keeps getting stuck inside the floor, vehicles, and sometimes nothing at all, forcing him to reset. This is shown by a cut to the loading screen, with its jaunty, upbeat music.
    • Then there's the voice of his superior over the radio. He's trying to make his voice muffled to mimic the effect of a radio, but instead it just sounds like he's talking with his mouth full.
  • Joel's Mario Paint stream gives us the magnificence that is Quario.
  • Nintendo 64 Corruptions. Not content with corrupting just one Nintendo 64 game, Vinny corrupts several, and the results are... odd.
    • The WWF Wrestlemania 2000 corruption gives all of the wrestlers some hilariously terrifying deformities. For one, their arms float in midair high above their shoulders and their necks are stretched. It only gets worse/hilarious when they actually start fighting.
    Vinny: I never watched a lot of wrestling as a kid, but if it looked like this, I would have.
    Vinny: I-I hate to say it, but their arms kinda look like reverse dicks.
    • The Chef's Luv Shack corruption. Everyone has oversized and misplaced eyeballs. Vinny does what he describes as a Wilhelm scream in response.
    Vinny: They have droopy eyes, their eyes look like balls! (laughs, coughs)
    • The Banjo-Kazooie corruption starts normal. Then once animals start floating through the air and getting stuck in the ground, you know you've hit corruption.
    • The Diddy Kong Racing corruption features all of the racers suddenly driving the wrong way as soon as the race starts.
    Vinny: (none of the racers can move) I guess the gas was removed from all of our planes and was replaced with brakes.
    • The Donkey Kong 64 Corruption forces another Wilhelm scream from Vinny when he discovers that part of Tiny's hat is covered in eyeballs.
    Vinny: Woah- OH MY GOD LOOK AT DIXIE! OOHHHH! ...Why am I Wilhelming so hard tonight?
    • The Mario Tennis corruption starts rather normally until the replay starts, at which point everything turns into paper-thin pillars.
    Vinny: Waluigi is scared of his own shadow, and for good reason.
    Vinny: WAIT A MINUTE! Is Daisy wearing blackface?!
    • As is typical in many Nintendo 64 corruptions, huge spike-like projections form from the characters. In Mario's case, it's from his crotch.
    Vinny: Nope, no comment.
    • The Spiderman corruption also starts out rather normally with Stan Lee giving out his introduction for new and old fans alike... only to have Spiderman die immediately after the intro and the "retry" screen showing off one of the villains in a free-falling position. If ever there was a perfect parody scenario for Spidey, this would be it.
    • The Scooby-Doo! - Classic Creep Capers corruption features Scooby constantly deforming into... some form.
    Vinny: Daphne has become color bars on a television. (Beat) She needs to be investigated.
    Vinny: Hey, gang! Scooby's tethered to a satellite!
    Vinny: So, the name of this corruption is 'Swaggy Has a Wing.' Oh, oh god, did I say 'Swag-' I meant Shaggy!
    Vinny: Shaggy's been smokin' the purple haze. (Shaggy imitation) Scoob, it's really kicking in now, Scoob! MMMMRH where'd you get it from? (Scooby imitation) I runno? The guy with the mask?
    Vinny: It's spooky in here. (horrific loud corruption noises) I've never been more afraid of Scooby-Doo in my entire life.
  • Imakuni installed a text-to-speech voice reading all the donations she recieved out loud. Hilarity ensued.

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