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Luigi, I got terminal 7. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, LUIGI.

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     Fred 

     Hootey 
  • During Hootey's Independance Day Stream of Xenonauts, he had to send his Alt Squad out to recover a downed UFO. He moved Buttsmachine in front of the Riot Shielder... and was then instantly sniped by reaction fire. His reaction was priceless.
    • Also during the same stream, he had his shotgunner walk right up to an alien and fire... and somehow miss, with a 98% chance to hit. He proceeded to stop to laugh for a minute or two.
    • Once, he joked that he could recruit civilians by knocking them out and carrying them back to base. He used the stun rod on a nearby civilian, which killed it and left behind nothing but a pool of blood and some organs.

     Imakuni 
  • Imakuni installed a text-to-speech voice reading all the donations she received out loud. Hilarity ensued.

     Jen 
  • Jen's Animal Crossing stream. The contrast between the happy, laid-back game and Jen's profane commentary is hilarious.
    While doing errands for Tom Nook.
    Jen: "You don't deserve these flowers, Nook, you fucking bastard."
    After an ostrich villager makes fun of Jen's name.
    Jen:: "I'm going to dig a hole and push you in it, you fucking whore ostrich!"

     Joel 
  • Windows XP Destruction which, as the title would tell you, has Joel doing absolutely horrible things to a Windows XP computer by downloading virus laden nonsense, all while reliving the yonder days of 2002. Don't worry guys, it's a virtual machine.
    • There's also his reaction to the porn site that popped up right after installing the infamous adware program BonziBuddy.
    • Drawing a pic of Mario on meth and Yoshi while listening to In The End.
    When Mario started- STOPPED using mushrooms, he went for meth instead. So he's got bad teefffffffffff.
    Shut up, Jesus! Urgh, God! I can't stand it, even ironically!
    • His YouTube Poop.
    • Any time Joel impersonates Fred Durst, heard often during the full stream of the Windows XP destruction.
    • Opens up MS Paint and recounts the time when, at school, his friend would open Paint and draw a penis on every computer in the hall.
    Our fuckin' teacher said: WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS.
    1999-2014
    JEWS"
    Joel: I think... Bonzi Buddy... doesn't work on Windows 7... This is the best thing ever! ...Hallelujah! Technology did it- did, like, go forward!
    • ...until he runs it as an administrator... then Bonzi Buddy works.
    Joel: FFFFFFAAAACKGHHH!! <headdesk, quiet sobbing>
    • The CursorMania program, which gives you a large set of decorative cursors, including one of Jesus and one of the Pope.
    • From the full stream, his reaction to a certain toolbar:
      Joel: Bad Ass Mafia Toolbars. ...I'm sorry?
    • Joel's story of the time he got a poorly done desktop stripper on his old PC. And his dad's resultant violent disappointment.
      Joel's Dad: JOEL? JOEL? Did you download boobs again Joel?
      Joel: N-no dad, no, no-
      Joel's Dad: JOEL? JOEL?!
    • The opening lines of the video really set the tone for what's to come:
      Joel: When I was 5 or 6 years old, I asked my dad, "Dad, what is technology?" And my dad goes, "It's magic, Joel. It's magic." Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same.
    • Joel tries to install an incredibly sketchy looking 'Free Smileys' program, which ultimately doesn't work. He still manages to have some fun mocking the typos, guilt-tripping, and very questionable imagery in the installer. But the best part comes when the installer asks him to fill out a survey on their website. He clicks the link and is taken to an error page. Joel immediately bursts into laughter.
    • The terrible 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites' MIDI. According to Joel, it "sounds like farting into a bathtub".
    • And prior to that, the "Darude Sandstorm" MIDI. Its far slower and...
    Joel: Its like some sort of reggae version. Yeah mon! Yah mon, smoke da 'erb!
    • He installs a program that puts a 3-frame animated Christmas tree on his desktop. All he can say after seeing it:
    Joel: Look at it! It's the worst thing ever!
    • Then there's the Softonic woman and her butchered pronunciation of the word 'tutorials'. A perfectly American English lady butchers the pronounciation of an English word that the Swedish Joel catches her on.
    Softonic lady: On Softonic, you'll find software descriptions with the most relevant information about the program, as well as screenshots...*random ass beat*
    Joel: Screenshots?
    Softonic lady: And video tutu-ralls.
    Joel: Tu- tu-, WHAT DID YOU- tu-"tutoralls?!" "TUTU-RALLS?!"
    • The fact that they're proud of scanning their software with over thirty anti-virus programs.
    Softonic lady: To guarantee that our programs are virus-free, we scan them with more than thirty anti-virus engines.
    Joel: THIRTY?! One is not enough?!
    • Joel waving Bonzi around and causing the Softonic voice file to stop and stutter.
    • The closing line:
    Softonic lady: Softtonic for Windows! The easiest way to discover-
    Joel: To destroy your PC!
    • "Oh my god, look at my scroll bar, its like a whole Twinkie!"
  • And now for 2015, Windows 8 Destruction, featuring such questionable programs as desktop butterflies, MyFelix, and an endless array of questionable PC optimization programs.
    • Joel throws John Cena's theme into an MP3 to MIDI converter, which itself is a paradox in itself. The result sounds like a cat playing a piano.
    Joel: Felix, have you been fucking with my piano?
    • Three words: Nightcore Limp Bizkit.
    • One of the programs he ends up downloading is "MediaDrug"; "I'm gonna snort an mp3, brother! Right up my ass!"
    • Windows 4 Seniors
    • Joel reminisces about YouAreAnIdiot.
    • Later on, he crank calls the tech support number on the questionable PC Optimizer Pro. The whole call has to be heard to be believed.
    Joel: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, and you will check your privilege, cis scum.
    • As a grand finale, he runs a file called "videoxxx.avi.exe". Guess what happens... If you guessed "Russian Ransomware", you win!
  • "This is...Ooooh no, no no, doing an Inception! Inception! Inception! Inception! Inception! Inception!"
  • Joel's Bootleg streams have plenty of funny moments. Such as...
    Joel: GRAND DAD!! FLINTSTONES?! Oooohhh!
    Harry looks like he just disposed of a body and got away with it.
  • The Fall of Frooby. From a maid stealing Frooby's TV (but she didn't steal the console), Frooby kissing the maid in bed and then killing her shortly afterwards, to Frooby pulling a psychotic killing spree.
  • Joel revisits The Sims 3 one last time with a mod called "Violence and Aggression" installed. What does he do with it? Everybody get up, it's time to slam now...
    Joel: What the fuck is going on...? <Link Zelda picks up Kirby Superstar and slams him to the ground> HOLY SHITZO!! <laughs as Kirby turns into a ghost> OH SHIT HE DIED!!
    • He bodyslams an entire family to death... and then steals their house!
    • His horrendously failed attempt to recreate Kermit the Frog in that same stream.
    Every living moment is pain, Joel!
    Joel? Make love to me JOEL!!
    I'll be having children's tears on the rocks.
    I've had my drink, now it's time for murder.
    • Link bodyslams a victim, then as Death comes to reap him, Link bodyslams him too.
    • "PIMP LINK?! PIMP LINK?!"
    • Joel messes with the newly modded body modifiers to give Kirby ridiculous, glitchy, Liefeldian muscles:
    Joel: You know those advertisements on the internet that says, you know... "Tried this new cure and I got RRRRRRRRRRRRIPPED!!"
    • There's also his reaction to a girl transforming into a full-grown woman, just to get slammed by Link.
    Joel: Ohh no. Oh no. What the hell. What the fuck. What the SHIT!!
  • Joel meets the Space Reaper in Shadowgate.
  • Joel plays Druggy Final Fight, a drug-centered ROM Hack of Mighty Final Fight on the NES. This is the second time he's played it, this time for Hardcore Fridays. Said hack massively buffs Haggar into a total Game Breaker. The entire playthrough is something to behold.
    • The Obligatory Swearing and homophobia. Belger is renamed "Mayor Faggot" for one.
    • The Plot. Belger laces Haggar's food with PCP. Haggar answers a phone call and immediately believes that Cody was kidnapped...despite Cody being in the same room with him!
    • Haggar going on a rampage with the implication that he's actually killing innocent people as he storms across Metro City.
    • The Game Breaker mods done to Haggar are surprisingly poorly implemented and suffer from a rollover bug. When Haggar levels up, his stats roll over and go back to this level 1 or 2 equivalent, meaning he actually gets weaker when he levels up and Joel has to get a Game Over and use a continue to get Haggar back up to Game Breaker status.
    • The bosses try and fail to reason with Haggar.
    • Joel liberally using Haggar's flying butt stomp and Spinning Clothesline.
    • The graphical edits to include vulgarities. And the blinking GO! sign saying "Say No To Drug." (Just the one. Running joke.)
    • The final fight (pun intended) against Belger, as overseen by Voltron. Voltron appears to be wholly neutral about the whole thing.
    • The ending. Haggar finally comes down from his PCP high and is aghast at what he's done. It's implied that Haggar kills himself over this, and Guy and a completely indignant Cody leave him to it! Joel promptly serenades the late Mike Haggar with "Hulkster In Heaven."
    • The character select screen:
    ERECT PRAYER
    Cody: Do not be Cody. Be Haggar.
    Gay: Do not be Guy. Be Haggar.
    Haggar: Haggar is number one you idiot.
  • "NORWAY HAS TO DIEEE!"
  • Joel screaming 'GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF' in this stream.
  • Joel's Mario Paint stream gives us the magnificence that is Quario.
  • In a wonderful bit of timing, a few minutes after Joel was warning the viewers to not download Project64 version 2.0 (or 2.1) because of it containing malware, his Majora's Mask stream comes to an early abrupt halt due to his computer blue screening. At least one person noted the irony.
    Joel: (random noise)- shut up, man.
  • Joel and the infinite vomiting glitch in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. He keeps interrupting Big Boss' vomiting animation to make him try to open a door then cancels THAT into the puke animation for a huge amount of gunk. Highlights include a corrupted Snake Eater theme playing, the presence of the Brazzers logo, vomiting on an unconscious Raikov, two fan pics (one animated) of Big Boss puking his guts out and a cameo from Ocelot at the end.
  • Joel decides to play Half-Life... with an Atari 2600 controller.
  • Joel playing Dong Dong Never Die. It needs to be seen to be believed.
    • His reaction to Sheng Hua Nan, the gas mask guy...and his resemblance to Rev.
    Joel: AND REV!! We have Rev!![..] It's fuckin' Rev!
    Joel: And this guy. Fatty Old McTits. I guess? [Match begins. Jian's BGM plays...and it's "Ai Wo Torimodose."] OH SHIT!!! Are you kidding me!? Fist of the North Star?! YEAH, BOY!
    • Joel finds out Xiao Pan (the guy with the Autobot T-shirt) is Guile.
    Joel: You can't hit Asian AMERICA!
    Joel: [after beating Xiao Pan] Go home and be an Asian man!
  • Joel tells stories about Minus, a cat he had when he was two. His description of it as "surreal" is spot on.
  • Alligator Titty Arcade Madness. Joel plays some arcade games.
    • "...if the... car driver would scream as this is going on, it would be even better, so you know what?" <cue ludicrous speed driving as a headless kamikaze screams> "I think they're having a stroke."
    • The moment the video was named for: Joel plays The First Funky Fighter and encounters female alligators with breasts. He is dumbstruck.
      • "Wha-wha-WHAT? Alligators with ti- WHAT'S GOING ON?"
      • "What do you say Johnny, would you? Johnny would. Johnny would. But Johnny's also a crackhead."
    • Joel also plays Trio the Punch, and, as expected of a game of its type, it confuses him to no end.
      • "Get away from me Sanders, you done too much crack!"
      • Later, he fights a boss that is literally Colonel Sanders. "Oh my god, I was joking about Colonel Sanders before!"
  • A skeleton in a fantasy world that practices Hokuto Shinken, wields a machine gun and a lightsaber and rides a giant chicken? Must be Joel playing Skyrim with a bunch of crazy mods.
    • The first thing Joel does when he creates his skeleton character is fiddle with the customizations (which have absolutely no effect on a person with no face, skin, or gender for that matter).
      Joel: Sex... <fiddles with the Sex slider> se-sexy skeletons?
    • When Joel dies to a dog, because the skeleton character doesn't ragdoll on death, he dies standing still while the dog sits down underneath his standing re-dead corpse, which makes it look like the dog is giving him a blowjob. Then the subsequent loading screen tooltip gives this gem:
      "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."
      — Obi-Wan Kenobi
    • Joel tries out the mount mod by spawning some ridiculous creatures to use as mounts... one of which is a horse-sized chicken.
      Joel: Video games... have been mastered. There is no need for more video games in the world... When you see a big bone, riding a giant cock, with an AK-47... You KNOW... there's no point anymore.
      • The sight of a 10x upscaled chicken mount frantically running while covering the same distance as a regular chicken mount is a sight to behold. Then the Chocobo theme is added to it.
      Joel: Now that is a big cock. Big old... swiggity swoody, I'm comin' for the booty.
    • Joel kills a dragon mount with his AK-47, which causes the now-ragdolled dragon to suddenly spaz out and eventually float away into the air in hilarious ways.
      Joel: I gotta say... when your parents tell you that... things are impossible, like becoming a ballerina in the sky... FUCK 'EM. Become a dragon and... FUCK 'EM. Just go!
    • The way Joel gives emphasis to the message "Human Heart Added":
      FUCKING METAL
  • Joel revisits Fašade by corrupting it, with disturbing results. Trip and Grace have their bodies morph into spheres with their heads on top, like the melons they so loathe; Trip's hand continuously extends from his sphere-body rather suggestively of something; and Grace often speaks Trip's lines instead of her own, to name a few things. To drive the point home:
    Joel: What the fuck have I done to this game, man?! (picks up Magic 8-Ball pentagram) Can you tell me what I did wrong?
    Magic 8-Ball Pentagram: NO
    Joel: (drops it) Aaugh!
  • Joel attempting to play a poorly designed text adventure called 'African Adventure' with almost every command he inputs being rejected. He starts to get hilariously annoyed and confused with the game. He resorts to asking it 'what' in various languages, swearing at the game in Swedish, and at one point typing in 'Kill Frodo' in his confusion. And then he finds out, through discovering the creator's notes on the game, that the creator deliberately didn't add in a status line and made the point values arbitrary. The whole experience is crowned by him calling the creator the "Phil Fish of DOS", along with adding one sentence to the notes:
    • Ultimately, Joel's experience in the game can amount to the main protagonist standing naked in his room, trying feebly to walk over towards a book, and a native throws a spear at our hero.
  • Two Words: Drunk Joel.
    • While trying to look up the 13th episode of the 1993 JoJo anime on Dailymotion, one of the search results Joel gets is... this.
      Joel: (slurring slightly) What the fuck i- That's not "The World"! Who the fuck are you, you fucking asshole?!
    • Joel being genuinely upset over Dio kicking with his bad leg.
    • And, for the finale, two more words: Drunk. Karaoke.
  • Joel ad-libbing Dio and Skeletor's Bizarre Adventure. Especially since Dio's always been an example of Evil Sounds Deep, but Joel gives him a shrill British accent, and a serious case of Did Not Do the Bloody Research.
  • Joel dubbing the legendarily awful Duwang translation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Even if you've never known of this series before, you'll have a good time with not only rather fitting voices, but also at how rudimentary some of the lines can be. And when he read Kira's famous line, he even reads the "chew" lines verbatim!
  • Joel playing Way of the Samurai 4, or The Adventures of Dr. Pepper Chan.
  • "Naked. Ohhhh yeahhhh baybeh."
  • His abuse of the rather advanced character editing tools to give his character a sake jug as a hat, and have one "inside" its butt.
    • Later on, Joel gives him a conveniently placed jar to "expand dong".
  • His character's mission to create his own dojo spawned numerous DoJo's Bizarre Adventure jokes in the chat.
  • His reaction to the Hot Coffee Minigame is priceless
  • He gives dojo fights alternate soundtracks, such as, of course, Guile's Theme.
  • Joel spent over 10 minutes trying to smoke a pipe in a LOTR text game.
    • "Put pipe in Frodo."
    • And then he gives the pipe to Frodo, but Frodo refuses to give it back, so Joel kills Frodo, takes the pipe back and continues smoking it.
    Joel: *types* Frodo Smoke Pipe.
    Frodo: Sorry but I don't know how to do that.
    Joel: *types* Take Pipe From Frodo
    Game text: You try to take the old wooden pipe but Frodo has it.
    Joel: Oh he's hogging the bong! He's hogging the bong! He's hogging the bong! What a faggot. *promptly kills Frodo, takes pipe and smokes pipe.*
    Joel: *nearly losing it* Take Pipe. Smoke Pipe.
    Joel: *utterly losing it* Oh my god, I killed Frodo because he was hogging the bong!
    • "Smoko Frodo"
  • Joel takes a look at some terrible Xbox indie games.
    • This quote is not in the highlights video, but it's still funny.
    Joel: Oh, Really Scary! ...Really now? Can I get a guarantee on that?
    • "wAS eht YOO!?"
    • Joel's completely monotone reaction to the spider first appearing.
    • *Ding dong* "Is that the pizza man?" *Ding dong DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG* "Okay JESUS CALM DOWN."
    • Joel realizing his minimap sprite in Medieval Zombies is a penis.
    • Flappy Monkey. Flappy Bird, but you can poop on things.
      • "Was it not your sin or the crap that you feel?
    • "Okay stealth, go! Blblblblblblblblblblbl..."
    • Joel predicted that Dead Sea 2 would have a shark on two legs. Ask, and you shall receive.
  • Joel's attempt at "playing" Five Nights at Freddy's.
  • Religious Rom Hacking Extravaganza:
    • Mario with a distorted face (supposed to be Jesus)... who occasionally rides a skateboard.
    • GARGD
    • Joel makes "everyone" have smiley faces and decides to make Ken naked.
    • The various changes Joel makes to the text in Grand Dad. Due to technical limitations of the program he uses, he can only change the "PUSH START BUTTON!" text, but he has a lot of fun with it, and produces hilarious results like "PRAISE®JESUSUTTON!" and "FIST START BUTTON!"
  • Joel plays pirated GTA games with very little effort put into them. The crowner is his reaction to a misspelling on a Wolverine-themed version.
  • Two words: "Batman Christ".
  • In Black Mesa Source, Joel covers a pizza box in blood, then manages to kill Barney with it!
  • Joel playing RollerCoaster Tycoon 2
    • Thinking that "A Ticket to Heaven" is too subtle, he names his park "HELL PARK."
    • The Easier Than Easy maze, aptly titled "DONT GET LOST"
    • "The Spook Zone, and the CALzone! Bam! Bam! Bam! Value! Value! Value!"
      • "Ow, fuck. My arm."
    • When setting up a bumper-cars ride, Joel discovers that the "oriental" music is a stock stereotypical Asian tune. He then names his attraction "The Asian Driver Experience."
    • The phallic tower drop rides, and the sexy music he decides to play over them.
    • Upon seeing a rather crowded & glitchy line for a ride, Joel hides it with a flaming sign that says "NOTHING TO SEE HERE," nervously whistling the entire time.
    • Joel discovers OpenRCT's "Allow lift hill and launch speeds up to 255 mph" button. Long story short, everyone launches into space.
    • Joel's poorly constructed ride has the cart going off-rails and killing everybody on board. Joel promptly names the ride "Made in China."
    • "Free, pizza, goddammit."
      • "...I poisoned their pizzas with ... C-4."
    • Joel decides to do another stream of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, cheats and all, and begins making a coaster that travels around the map four times before returning to its station. However, after passing the station once, it begins to slow down to a crawl, resulting in a long ride that would not be too far off from the infamous "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride."
    Joel: I accidentally created Mr. Bones!
    • The game crashing right after Joel made a ride crash. Also doubles as frustrating, since all he'd made had been lost due to not saving.
  • And now his most recent NES bootleg showcase, happening right before the aforementioned Mr. Bones' Wild Ride episode...
    • DONGKEY KONG
    • Several of the multicarts Joel loads have a glitched Gangnam Style sequence with non-functioning music and an odd graphical glitch (when he switches emulators later in the stream, it does work, music and all)
    Joel: There's Gangnam Style, and there's a fucking earthquake going on. In fact, they're dancing so erotically that it's breaking the world.
    • Fruit Pig
    • The bizarre Dream Fighter game
    • "Dear bootlegger, I want you to chew on cotton. Your Swedish pal, Joel. p.s. Eat dildos."
    • Joel's reaction to Super Maruo, a Mario bootleg in which the player who sort of looks like Mario has to avoid the dog and chase down a female character. Said female reveals her breasts in an animation when a level is cleared, and in subsequent levels, the sprites are naked.
    'Joel: Uhhhhhh... I'm going to hell now, what the shit?!

     KY 

     Limes 
  • The killing of General Ronk during Limes's stream of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. First, his three Orc captains that Limes painstakingly hunted down and apparently killed moments before showed up during the fight. After they were dealt with, Ronk himself proved to be one tough bastard, not even accounting for his flunkies. And because she kept failing at the highly convoluted final blow QTE, he regenerated to 60% health at least three times. Ronk Stronk, indeed.

     Rev 
  • The Kings Quest V "audio switch" stream. Rev manages to perform a complex audio bug where dialogue is in the wrong place, and hilarity ensues.
    Cedric the Owl: No more for today!
    *Rev dies*
    IT COSTS ONE GOLD COIN TO SEE MADAME MOOSHKA.
    • BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP.
    • The sound of water flowing at the river is replaced by repeated "QUIT" prompts, hence the ticker of the stream, "King's Quit".
    A nice, hot cup of QUIT.
    • It's known Rev has an habit of giving descriptive and unortodox names to save files, but "gandalf's ass is the kitchen" in particular stands out.
    • ROCKY CLIFFS. ROCKY CLIFFS. ROCKY CLIFFS. ROCKY.
    • The rat frees Graham from the ropes... and then sings a pirate song.
    • Bam bam! Watch out!
    • The tambourine being identified as a pair of shoes and the pie as three emeralds.
    • Graham's rather... excited reaction to picking up a hairclip.
    • The narrow beach the narrow beach the narrow beach the narrow beach...
    • Several hungry looking harpies eyed—Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham...
  • Rev playing Viva Pinata and killing a Whirlm named Wormy got memorial art on the booru.
  • Although he can't stream Hatred on Twitch, Rev decided to at least make a video for it on Youtube. Keep in mind, there's some mild censorship.
    Not Importantnote : I never thought it would be so easy to hug my whole neighborhood... I can feel the love... The love flowing through my veins... it's like the most intense hug... And I need more... much more...

     Vinny: Corruptions and Chaos Editions 
  • All of Vinny's corrupted game streams, when they're not being scary.
  • Anything involving Mario or Zelda.
  • The A Link to the Past corruptions.
    • "Link, you must find the Squareforce!"
  • The Link's Awakening corruptions has sword-wielding Marins, Link turning into Luigi, and walking over a pit.
  • Mario 64 Gameshark "corruptions" have Mario with stars for arms, paper-thin Bowser, and the signs.
  • The Mario 64 corruptions have Mario making several odd poses, Peach with a green face and yellow horn, and the Whomp's Fortress painting consuming the world.
    • *BOING* "What?!"
    • "I had a classmate that legitimately expected Mario 65 to come out. He ate glue."
    • "Luigi, I got terminal seven. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, LUIGI."
    • "This is what a clown septic tank looks like... After years of partying way too hard."
  • Yoshi's Island Corruptions start out with the island being razed and the sky turning bright red. It goes downhill from there.
  • Super Mario Bros. 2 corruptions have funny moments from all four characters.
    • His reactions to when something really turns out really fucked up.
    Guys, my mind... my FUCKING MIND... Just fucked itself.
    The trees! Are Luigi! Door is Mario.
    "Call for help!"
    I'm so confused right now. I'm scared. I am scared.
    • Luigi's face gains what looks like a giant nose, prompting Vinny to call him "Jewigi".
    • Peach always becomes Nightmare Fuel somehow. And that's hilarious.
    • "And then Peach was a potion."
    • "Oh, oh my God, guys. Toad. Toad. ...why do you have a penis, for half of your body?"
    • EXTRA WIFE
    Extra yiff? ...Oh that's yife.
    Vinny: George R.R. Martin's new Game of Thrones novel—new Ice and Fire novel: A Blizzard of Dicks. Coming soon to the bookstore.
    Vinny: Ah, yes. The hall of frosted red butts.
    Vinny: Oh my... god! It's a fucking black hole of Peach!
  • One Castlevania corruption video has Vinny beating Castlevania by destroying one candle... and also getting a game over on the Game Over screen.
  • Best NES/SNES corruptions.
    • In one of the corruptions for the NES Legend of Zelda, the old man who give Link the sword spouts random nonsense, including "SPAY ME FOR THE DOORET", "SECRET IS IN THE TREET", and "SPAALONEBABUGUUSCOOTIES".
      • What arguably makes it even better is that Vinny manages to actually pronounce this gibberish without missing a beat. And then promptly realizes the absurdity of what he's been saying. note 
  • The Minish Cap corruptions have the staring contests between Link, Zelda, and the blacksmith.
    • "Welcome to the annual Earthquake Festival!"
  • As terrifying as The Legend of SEN is, watching Vinny freak out is amusing.
    Guys... these guards have my Uncle's head.
  • The music in this stream of Donkey Kong Country made Vinny collapse with laughter several times.
  • The SNES corruptions video has the infamous moment with Vinny impersonating Mario and Luigi... where Mario is a drug-addicted, cynical plumber and Luigi is his worthless Man Child mooch brother.
  • Vinny's Majora's Mask corruptions are downright hilarious! The text is all completely mucked up making the characters say complete nonsense, made all the better that Vinny actually reads some of it.
    Tatl: "Yau, I˘ I wasnht deali│g with ▼ou I wauldn't Tave gotzen sepalated fram my brather!"
    Carpenter: "Hey, apprintici! Don't just stand eround loooin' at thi sky all day!
    Happy Mask Salesman: "During my travels, a very iipootaat maak waa stolen froo mm by an imp in the woodss."
    • Vinny getting an Access Violation message.
    • Vinny reading and responding to the messed up text.
    Tatl: "rou wannz know a{out thaĐ Skull did who ─ust ran9off ri└ht?"
    Vinny: "Yeah, I wannz know."
    Guard: "Top right there, Dekk Scruu!Do yoo inteed to waap alonee"
    Vinny: "Listen dude, I never waap alone."
    • All the times he played music during inappropriate times and without the Ocarina.
    • Another Majora's Mask corruption stream resulted in the text having various strings end up being consistently replaced with another, particularly with "the" being replaced with "das". The best part about the aforementioned consistency is that the "the" —> "das" replacement combined with another replacement (specifically, "r" becoming "s") resulted in Tingle's reference to his father being replaced with a reference to "[his] fadass".
    Carpenter: "Hey, apprenzice! Don't just stand around loooin' at das sky all day!"
    Vinny: Why are they all German?
    • This scene:
    Tatl: "Ooh, Ooh! What a chunkayayussna..."
  • Nintendo 64 Corruptions. Not content with corrupting just one Nintendo 64 game, Vinny corrupts several, and the results are... odd.
    • The WWF Wrestlemania 2000 corruption gives all of the wrestlers some hilariously terrifying deformities. For one, their arms float in midair high above their shoulders and their necks are stretched. It only gets worse/hilarious when they actually start fighting.
    Vinny: I never watched a lot of wrestling as a kid, but if it looked like this, I would have.
    Vinny: I-I hate to say it, but their arms kinda look like reverse dicks.
    • The Chef's Luv Shack corruption. Everyone has oversized and misplaced eyeballs. Vinny does what he describes as a Wilhelm scream in response.
    Vinny: They have droopy eyes, their eyes look like balls! (laughs, coughs)
    • The Banjo-Kazooie corruptions starts normal. Then once animals start floating through the air and getting stuck in the ground, you know you've hit corruption.
      • A corruption was skipped over in the highlights where Banjo strokes his D-string and Kazooie regurgitates a kazoo.
    • The Diddy Kong Racing corruptions features all of the racers suddenly driving the wrong way as soon as the race starts.
    Vinny: (none of the racers can move) I guess the gas was removed from all of our planes and was replaced with brakes.
    • The Donkey Kong 64 corruptions forces another Wilhelm scream from Vinny when he discovers that part of Tiny's hat is covered in eyeballs.
    Vinny: Woah- OH MY GOD LOOK AT DIXIE! OOHHHH! ...Why am I Wilhelming so hard tonight?
    • The Mario Tennis corruptions starts rather normally until the replay starts, at which point everything turns into paper-thin pillars.
    Vinny: Waluigi is scared of his own shadow, and for good reason.
    Vinny: WAIT A MINUTE! Is Daisy wearing blackface?!
    • As is typical in many Nintendo 64 corruptions, huge spike-like projections form from the characters. In Mario's case, it's from his crotch.
    Vinny: Nope, no comment.
    • The Spider Man corruption also starts out rather normally with Stan Lee giving out his introduction for new and old fans alike... only to abruptly cut out and have Spider Man fall off the building and die immediately after and the "retry" screen showing off Black Cat fall from the sky into the shot feet first. If ever there was a perfect parody scenario for Spidey, this would be it.
    • The Scooby-Doo! - Classic Creep Capers corruptions features Scooby constantly deforming into... some form.
    Vinny: Daphne has become color bars on a television. (Beat) She needs to be investigated.
    Vinny: Hey, gang! Scooby's tethered to a satellite!
    Vinny: So, the name of this corruption is 'Swaggy Has a Wing.' Oh, oh god, did I say 'Swag-' I meant Shaggy!
    Vinny: Shaggy's been smokin' the purple haze. (Shaggy imitation) Scoob, it's really kicking in now, Scoob! MMMMRH where'd you get it from? (Scooby imitation) I runno? The guy with the mask?
    Vinny: It's spooky in here. (horrific loud corruption noises) I've never been more afraid of Scooby-Doo in my entire life.
  • The entirety of Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition. Highlights include Mario becoming a black hole, Mario speeding up and jumping super long, the music being replaced with whoops and howls, and the return of the signs.
  • And now, the sequel to Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition... The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Chaos Edition.
    Vinny: Inject amphetamines into your eye and you can see this in real life. [WARNING: Do NOT inject amphetamines into your eye.]
    Vinny: There were these, um, rumors that we were gonna get a Paper Zelda game on the N64... and one of my classmates... actually believed that Paper Zelda was gonna be a thing. And yes, it's the same one that ate glue.
    Vinny: Vomit-vision! The only way to experience your video games.
    • Link playing random notes on the Ocarina, except the notes are actually Malon's singing voice, and then he starts sliding backwards while still playing and passes into a boundary between areas.
    • Link walks through the grounds outside Hyrule Castle, and is caught by a guard... but then he keeps sliding. And then it's suddenly nightime.
    Vinny: Hey hey, no no no, you can't stop me! ...Instant night.
    • Link does a jump attack, but the gravity is messed up so he slides without falling much... and then runs into a ReDead that spontaneously appeared (in Kokiri Forest) and quickly dies from it.
    • A random collection of pots explodes when Link slashes them. Which crashes the emulator.
    • Vinny attempting to defeat Ganondorf repeatedly fails when Link frequently pours out a bottle of bugs instead of slashing with his sword.
    Vinny: You know, youĺre trying to kill Ganon, and then your sword turns into bugs.
  • The third episode of Vinny's adventures into Chaos editions: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker: Chaos Edition (Warning: Not suitable for those with epilepsy.) Highlights:
    • Vinny names Link "LINT."
    • The constant seizure-inducing colour changes.
    • Everyone randomly contorting (or as Vinny sometimes puts it, "Cronenberging") and changing size, especially Link.
    • Link shouting random voice clips. And meowing every time he jumps off a platform. At one point Link screams with every sword swing.
    • Phantom Ganon shows up on Outset Island. At the start of the game. Vinny is amazed. And then Ganondorf himself shows up! And spends the entire fight just...sliding away from Link in a jump pose due to the physics going balls out cock in hand nuts.
    • Link's random speed boosts. He blasts through the Great Sea with Sonic Speed!
    • Pigs spawning in huge numbers in random places, such as the forest on top of Outset Island and on various islands. Vinny dubs the game Pig Waker as a result, and Pawprint Island is now Pig Island.
    • Vinny spends some last time on Outset Island messing around and (failing to) fight Ganondorf before having to board Tetra's boat. Then the sky AND sea turn a rather milky white.
    Vinny: Guys, its all white. Now I could easily make a "white ink" joke, a'la Splatoon, but instead, I'm just gonna say it's semen. See? They're on the ship right over there, there's a bunch of seamen. And a seawoman too, see?
    • The one person who is least affected by Chaos Edition is Tingle. For a while anyway.
    • Valoo shows up ahead of schedule. And in multiple places. He first appears after emerging from the inside of Pawprint Island (the island between Windfall and Dragon Roost), then again in Dragon Roost Island (as in, he clips through the bottom of the island). Even he likes to grow and contort. Also, the pigs that previously inhabited Pawprint Island are also replaced with tons of mailboxes, for whatever reason. Apparently Valoo gets lots of mail.
    • On the way to Dragon Roost Island, King of Red Lions' head grows to massive size as Link is looking through the telescope. It's so big that Vinny can't see where he's going.
    • Vinny having supreme trouble with the pirate ship rope swing platform challenge. WITHOUT any chaos effects to screw him up.
    • During said challenge, the game's textures go all dark grey...except for the torch lights. Vinny actually manages to make a very artful striking image by aligning the torch lights with where Link's eyes are.
    • Speaking of, the game's textures going all dark grey, characters included, so Vinny can't see anything. He decides that this is what Wind Waker would look like if it were a Steam indie game.
    • Vinny trying to beat Forsaken Fortress and failing because the dark textures make it hard to gauge which direction the Moblin guards are looking. Let's just say that this segment would have been a lot longer without save states. Also, Link keeps clipping through the floor.
    • At the end of Forsaken Fortress, when Link is captured, the camera angles on Ganondorf look like something out of a dance montage. Finally, as the Helmaroc King throws Link out to sea, the sky turns a freakish yellow with apocalyptic red clouds.
    • Vinny and the Killer Bees kid gang in all their horrifically recoloured glory. "I looked down for one second, I look up and there's a daisy chain of Satanic children following me around!" And the sky is an appropriately hellish red. And the colours are all hellish. And Phantom Ganon is back. And the townspeople are completely indifferent to its appearance.
    • The last part has Ganondorf show up on Dragon Roost Island and Vinny fruitlessly trying to fight him. And then the sky turns a strangely appropriately apocalyptic pitch black with blood-red seas. This lasts up until...Vinny manages to knock Ganondorf into the ocean, who sinks like a stone. The colours promptly return to normal, Vinny concludes that Ganondorf drowned and considers that a good place to stop after throwing a bomb in the water to be sure.
  • The Sesame Street Corruptions video.
    • Ernie: Hey guess what? *distorted noise* Elmo: An underwater adventure?! *distorted noise*
    • "Ernie has become a black hole"
    • Grover's voice going demonic before horribly distorting. Even better because it sounds like he says :HEY! YOU'RE DEAD! (or GODDAMN!) FUCK YOU!
    • "I gotta visit Ernie, oh God, (Big Bird's) still morphing." (sees Ernie is normal) "Ernie, you're my last hope." (Ernie distorts) "NO!"
    • Grover doing... whatever he's doing at 1:30
    • "I'm INSIDE Big Bird right now."
  • NES Corruptions:
    IT'S FUCKEDOUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
  • The Super Mario Kart corruptions.
    • "Satan Kart. ...Bet you weren't expecting that reference! Nobody expects the Satan!"
    • "IT WAS ALL IN HIS HEAD!"
    • "Oh mama mia... I should never have taken that acid!"
    • "Yes... YES! THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!? IT'S BEAUTIFUL!"
  • Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3 Corruptions have more messed up music, Diddy Kong being full of bananas, and hilarious palette errors.
    • DK picks up a barrel, throws it... and warps to Snow Barrel Blast.
    • DK's animations go so fast he can't stop pounding his chest.
    • Cranky Kong's golden soul gets knocked out of him.
    • DK misses Cranky and his and his stereo bounce back up.
    • In 2, everything turns into Diddy or Dixie.
    • The gate in 3 makes a funny noise when the switch is activated.
  • The Tomodachi Collection corruptions.
    • Seabiscuit's voice is somehow even worse here.
    • Since Tomodachi Collection is a Japanese-only game, the characters can't pronounce any of the English names; instead they spell them out. This means "Vinny's spitting image" becomes "V I N N Y no sokkuri-san".
    • Vinny often encounters Miis with disembodied heads (or other body parts).
    • The "news." Bonus points for getting hijacked by pure glitch.
    • "Masturbation Island."
    • The fact that Vinny's look-alike on this island is wearing a female sailor's/school uniform.
    Vineschnoz: Kick...baby. Go go go. Kiss...toilet. Hormone-nay.
  • Vinny's Pokemon Emerald Corruptions, riding a bike upside down. Also, the ending.
    • "TORCHIC used Hello! You over there! In my BAG! There's a POKÚ BALL! TORCHIC's attack missed!"
    • The video ends with Vinny observing Professor Birch "jostling" a Zigzagoon.note 
  • The 2015 charity corruption stream was comedy gold:
    • Part 1 begins with the GBA Video release of Sonic X Vol 1. No points for guessing what happens next.
    Vinny: So these are corruptions from VGDC—
    Vinny: Oh no. OH NO!
    ...
    Vinny: What does this to do with corruptions VGDC? I mean, it's a Game Boy version of the show, which is disgusting. Alright, let's just keep moving.
    • Banjo-Kazooie:
      • After the sound is corrupted and everything is high pitched
    Vinny: Worst music in N64 history!
    • The next corruption shows Gruntilda with ridiculously long fingers.
    "But I'm the prettiest!"
    • Banjo and Tootie merging.
    • "Ummm...."
    • "Oh my god! The ant-hill knocked me off the cliff! Now Banjo's gone..."
    Vinny: What is this...evil Muppet dimension?
  • The Nintendo DS corruptions have Peach never stopping screaming as her castle is on fire, and Mario turning into a series of lines.

     Vinny: Everything Else 
  • Vinny's video of New York Bus Simulator, in addition to the expected glitchiness, also has his reactions to the many Bland Name Products.
    Vinny: New York City Bus Simulator, brought to you by Chevvy's. No, it's brought to you by 'Cheyyv'. Sorry, 'Cheyyv'.
    Vinny: KING KING! You lazy twats! You couldn't find the Burger King font and come up with another name; you had to just replace 'Burger' with 'King', again? This is a fun game to pick on, it's such an easy target.
    Vinny: Dudna Ae- *laughs* YES! Dudna, Ae-ada-ade. Dudna Aeade. *lapses into RP Guy-esqe voice* Welcome to Dudna Aeade.
    Vinny: D&D. Dave and Duster's... I'm sorry, it's called 'Dad and Dad'.
    Drawn!Vinny: Not sure how I feel about "Old Con Creamery" guys...
    Vinny: Do you like "Bercedes Men"? Gigolo service.
    • Vinny gives his thoughts on the footstep noises in the rain.
    Vinny: Sounds like someone inserting a wet fish into a jar of custard... not that I know what that sounds like from experience or anything like that.
    • Due to how badly the game's programmed, Vinny keeps getting stuck inside the floor, vehicles, and sometimes nothing at all, forcing him to reset. This is shown by a cut to the loading screen, with its jaunty, upbeat music.
    • Then there's the voice of his superior over the radio. He's trying to make his voice muffled to mimic the effect of a radio, but instead it just sounds like he's talking with his mouth full.
    • "WE'RE ON A ROAAAAAD TO NOWHER-*crash*
  • Chibi-Robo Photo Finder is full of laughs. Buttplug, gay condiments... You name it.
    Vinny: Oh. Well, this guy said "Nuff wanks", so... He was like "That's it, enough wanks... I want my condom back"
    "I'm going to honk you!"
    • When he said "It protects the tea from getting too moist", Chatango had at least two users posting the grandma from Cookie Clicker with the caption "Moist!". But the very way he emphasizes "moist" is pretty much as if he was asking for that reaction.
    • Vinny: Why does this tea taste like spermicide?
  • ANYONE WANT TO RP?
  • In Vinny's Breaking Bridge Constructor, we see a truck attempt to perform a "Hail Mary" jump to clear the bridge... with predictable results...
    • The Tanker truck attempting to make it across a rapidly falling-apart bridge.
    Vinny: This is a game about miracles.
    • One bridge falls apart in a way that when both trucks cross it, one makes it across and hits the goalpost while the other falls off...only to be propelled by two wooden beams right back onto solid ground and into the goalpost as well.
  • Vinny plays The Choicest Voice. Hilarity ensues.
    Vinny's impression: Maaaaario!
    Vinny's impression played back: MaaaAAAAAAAAA-
    • Vinny does an impression of Yoshi by playing an ocarina, which ends up getting him a good score.
    • Vinny's reactions upon having to do an impression of Boo.
      It sounds like a dying cat.
    • When Vinny does an impression of Bowser, he screams rather loudly. The resulting playback can only be described as an explosion of sound.
    • His impression of Bowser Jr. laughing comes out as a loud static feedback, which Vinny describes as sounding like it was hit by lightning.
  • Even through all the tension and jumpscares, Vinesauce manages to crack some jokes about Five Nights at Freddy's.
    • Vinny is snuck on for the first time while looking at the cameras and subsequently jumpscared. His first reaction? A calm, deadpan "Good game". This deadpan reaction continues for most of the game. He's at most slightly uneasy, but never screams once while playing. Compared to the horrified reaction from most Let's Plays of the game, this is hilarious.
    • Vinny runs into Freddy's glowing eyes and creepy music box tune for the first time:
    Vinny: "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!"
    • "I tried to press the button!"
    • He is later caught by Chica, the duck robot. Chat explodes into duck puns. The fact that she is once intercepted by locking the door, causing her to stare down the window, didn't help. Explanation 
    • Vinny repeatedly referring to the game as "Friday Night Pizza" and "Fun Time Pizza Duck".
  • Vinny returns to Second Life as Ralph Bluetawn.
  • Vinny's Shitty Mario Games. A huge running gag is Vinny accidentally setting off sticky keys because a lot of the games made the poor design choice of setting jump to the shift key.
    Vinny: Guess what button jumps, guys.
    [beep]
  • Vinny playing Graffiti Kingdom. The ability to create alternate forms for the player to transform into provides unlimited possibilities. Not only do we get a knockoff Ralph Bluetawn, but we get a rotund creature who attacks with his huge wang.
    Vinny: YES! I leveled up from hitting him with my cock!
    • And a cutscene a few minutes later, although sadly not involving the dong-creature.
    Hero: Whoa...look at the size of that thing.
    Vinny: Insert clip of the previous monster.
    • After using the dong-monster form to defeat the boss.
    Vinny: Yes! Well, you're pregnant now, can I pass?'''
  • The entire Prosperity Path stream, in which Vinny goes on a spiritual acid trip with blues-rock music.
  • Vinny's tale of the Trolls and Goblins song.
  • All of "Cave No Story", where Vinny plays a mod of Cave Story that removes the story of the game... and everything else. While it can sort of be unnerving for some, Vinny feels nothing but mounting frustration with practically nothing showing up apart from NPCs being in unreachable spots and then not being there when he gets there. But then the final boss battle happens.
  • Airport Simulator 2014:
    YES! YES, IT IS DONE! PHYSICS! HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!
  • Vinny's legendary video on Supra Mayro Kratt, a Stylistic Suck Mario Kart fan game with broken gameplay and poorly-done character models. Hilarity Ensues.
    • This classic exchange between Vinny as Mario and Luigi:
    Luigi: Hey, Mario! Do you wanna go kart racing?
    Mario: No Luigi, this fucking game sucks!
    Luigi: But Mario, it's my very own kart racing game! It's me, Luggy, your brother!
    Luigi: But, you got brakes that can brake on a dime. You can stop on a dime, Mario! This is better than Brooklyn!
    Mario: Go fuck yourself.
    Luigi: But Joshy's in it! Joshy's competing! Mario, you gotta understand, this is my moment of glory! Mario...? Mario...?
  • The Skate 3 streams, showcasing as many glitches as Vinny can find.
  • When Vinny returns from PAX, his voice is wrecked, but he finds that his Mario voice still sounds fine, and briefly contemplates doing a whole stream with that impression or several others.
  • Supre Smesh Bras - an April Fools video where he plays a bunch of Flash-based Smash Bros knock-offs.
    Vinny: Jesus Christ, what am I doing with my li-
    • The first game is clearly made with Vinny in mind; much of the content references Vinesauce streams like The Fantastic Game, Supra Mayro Kratt, Sanicball, Joel's destruction of Windows XP, and more. He doesn't quite catch on until he selects the Fantastic stage, but once he does, he responds with the Mario and Luigi conversation below.
    • A fight between "Shalk" and "Sanic":
    Shalk: Now it's SHALK time! I'm really FEEEEEEEEELLLLLIIINNNGGG IIIITTT!
    Vinny: *laughs* Oh shit...!
    Sanic: *Attacking with Sanicballs* YOU'RE TOO SLOW!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
    • Pitting "Mayro" against "Mayro" in Shrek's Swamp. With the level playing a MIDI of All Star (from Joel's Windows XP destruction stream). He then tops that off with this exchange. The perfect impressions of the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show incarnations of Mario and Luigi, as usual, make it even more funny.
    Vinny!Luigi: Hey Mario, what is this garbage?
    Vinny!Mario: It's fucking SHIT, Luigi! It's a meme game that someone made, combining all the memes into one game!
    Vinny!Luigi: Hey Mario, I know someone who's gonna play it. He's a real jerk-off, Mario! He thinks this shit is funny!
    • A fight between "Shalk" and "Shalk" which mainly consists of "MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO..."
    Vinny: And now let's never speak of this again...
    • Then he brings up another game called Super Smash Battle which has all the classic Nintendo characters. Link, Samus... and Spongebob.
    • The ending card for Spongebob is just a screengrab of Spongebob looking at himself in the mirror.
    • Then he plays the sequel to that particular knock-off with incredibly stiff 3D models... and a very weird Young Link with Adult Link's voice.
  • Two words: Wario Date. (NSFW warning)
  • Super Toad 67, the best-worst Mario fangame Vinny's ever played, with all the infernal noises you could ever want.
    • The origin of the game is probably the best part. While Vinny was streaming Yoshis New Island and not being too impressed with it, he commented on how Nintendo tends to rely on their core franchises rather than other popular ones, and jokes that they might as well make a "Super Toad 67" at this point. The very next day, Vinny is sent Super Toad 67.
    Vinny: I fucking called it.
  • Vinny gets some scripts that allow him to mess with Grand Theft Auto V's coding. Enough insanity ensued that Vinny need four videos to condense it down.
    • Franklin's Bad Day, wherein Vinny primarily uses a script that allows the player to fly. He uses this to piledrive several vehicles, merge with citizens, chase someone who abandoned the mission objective, and generally make Franklin's life hell.
    • Mammalian Menace has Vinny play as many different animals, causing as much destruction as possible. Remember, if you let a cat drive, it will most likely cause the car to fly into an airplane and make it crash.
    • Unnatural Impetuses, where Vinny becomes so attractive that he literally magnetizes people towards him. He then fails a mission in the most insane ways possible, and glitches out a few cutscenes.
    • Old Man Strikes Back, the longest of them all. It focuses on a kindly old man, who, in Vinny's hands, becomes a flying black hole, plays Katamari Damacy on the city streets, and eventually works to foil the entire police force before his anticlimatic death. He only needs to say one thing to strike fear into the hearts of everyone...
  • The e-mail Vinny gets telling him to play Le Fantabulous Game, in all of its incomprehensible, all-caps glory. (Seen at the start of this video.)
    E-Mail: I AM FANTABULOSO, LE FANTABULOUS. I SEE VIDEO "FANTASTIC GAME" ON YOUR TUBE. I DISLIKE, FIRMLY DOWNTHUMBERED. [...] YOU MAY BE THINKING "BUT FANTABULOSO WHAT IF YOUR GAME IS NOT AS SAUSAGE WEENERS ARE. WELL, VINEY I PROMISE THAT "LE FANTABULOUS GAME" IS JUST LIKE SAUSAGE WEENERS AND THEN SOME EXTRAS ON TOP. SHAMROCK-FREE.
  • The Sonic Dreams Collection stream. All of it. Especially his reaction to the "Crib" sequence of Sonic Movie Maker, Eggman Origin and his utter loss of sanity by the end of it all.
    Vinny: Is this like a forced feeding thing? (Beat) Oh god, yes it- aw guys... Aw no, oh I hate this! Guys! What have you done?! Why was this the most requested game of my streaming career?!
    Vinny: (After feeding Tails to Sonic) He just ate Tails? He just ate Tails! What the fuck?! Who made this shit?! (period of staring off the stage) Just give me a minute, guys. (gets up and walks around) Subplots.
    Vinny: Can I ask you guys a question, and this is a serious question. I'm not trying to be funny with this. What was a cheeseburger doing up there? There was a cheeseburger in there... there was a cheeseburger in there...
    • Vinny's message in the guestbook at the end of Sonic Movie Maker.
    I don't know who I am anymore or why I exist. Not that I knew before playing this game, but I especially don't know now. I've made a huge mistake.

    ;^]
    • Then there's My Roommate Sonic. Vinny really doesn't want to do what he does, squealing in disgust when he has to take off Sonic's shoe and desperately looking away from Sonic when he comes close. Then it's followed up by his complete disbelief at what happens when he looks into Sonic's eyes. Cue a minute of silence and then Vinny turning on the webcam.
    Vinny: Email me at this webzone if you know what the fuck I just played.
  • Vinny playing the shitty "game" The Ditty Of Carmeana. Amongst the attempts to parody other games, Vinny is tasked by an NPC with throwing rocks into a chute. Not only does Vinny's character dribble the rocks, a basketball player runs in and blocks Vinny's shot. Vinny and the chat proceed to go absolutely mental, and the chat spams Kobe jokes. Note that this is a medieval-themed game.
    Vinny: I kinda love this game. I kinda really love it!
    • Speaking of basketballs, there's Cpl. Howser's head.
    • The American Gothic Couple show up as NPCs.
    • Death dresses like a hippie (fitting, since Limbo is a "peaceful utopia") whose "magical chariot" is a Hippie Van.
    • The point of the shooting gallery isn't to hit the target, but to miss it. Vinny accomplishes this by doing such things as aiming backwards (while also seeing through himself and having two crossbows) and shooting the counter attendant. The target doesn't move... on the impossible level.
    • The Olympic scoring when Vinny somersaults over the wall.
    • Vinny gets RickRolled by the game.
  • During a stream of Super Mario Bros. 3Mix, a chat member asks Vinny about depressing music, which he proceeds to give examples of and sums up his opinion of it with "There is beauty to be found in the darkness." He ends up realizing how emo this sounds, but due to the level he was in at the time, his response was practically begging for this piece of fan art.


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