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    Rev: IDKAA 
  • On Undertale:
    • Rev starts by explaining that he gained his skill of "knowing just enough that nobody knows that I don't know what I'm talking about" from having to watch Texas football games all day even though he didn't care. It's punctuated by some crude drawings.
    • Calling back to the Hatred "hug" gag when discussing the game's main mechanic.
    • When discussing how Sans is based on the font people use to be fun or creative or bootleg something, Rev takes the time to plug one of his Teespring shirts (which uses Comic Sans). By using an explosion.
    • The fact that Rev couldn't be bothered to find more pictures of Sans.
    • Rev shows off the Papyrus font with a clip of him pointing at the sign of a store in his town by using it. His expressions sell it.
    • "Other than that, Sans appears to be boning Toriel, and I guess he's just filled with dad jokes because that's the only thing I ever see him doing is fucking with people and making dad jokes"
      (via text) in retrospect this may have been a poorly worded sentence
    • He calls Mettaton "Megatron", Gaster "Gaston", Napstablook "Napster", and Muffet "Muffin" (who he mentions you can "pay to fuck off").
    • The fact that he knows about the human's real name and Gaster while apparently not knowing anything about less-spoilery things like Undyne or Alphys. People are just THAT bad about spoiling the game.
    • He concludes the game is great because it has dogs in it.
  • On Warhammer 40,000:
    • Rev's story of how he learned about the game. Including the school lunch burritos (wrapped in sickly green tortillas, according to Rev), how bad of an idea the community microwave was, Rev having a mohawk at the time, and a fan of the game saying the microwave wasn't working properly because of its Machine Spirit.
    • The "Rules of Warhammer 40k":
      Rule 1: The people who play this game are absolutely insane.
      Rule 2: Everyone hates each other.
      Rule 3: Everyone is an asshole.
      Rule 4: Any fantasy creature followed with the phrase "in space" is probably a creature in this universe.
    • Rev takes a potshot at Joel by comparing obsessive Warhammer fans to hipster metalheads.
    • The Penitent Engine, or as Rev calls it, the "Fuck you, you didn't love the king enough, so we decided to torture your soul" Engine.
    • Rev supports the Chaos Space Marines because "if you're gonna be an asshole in space, you might as well worship Space Satan."
    • The ridiculous animation Rev made to sum up the plot of Dawn of War.
  • On JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:
    • "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is about people named Jojo posing and not fighting... All right, cool, we're done." Cut to fake end slate.
    • The Long List of Joe-related games.
      fuck it I'll just make this screen go by quickly no one will notice
    • Rev skipped straight to the Stardust Crusaders anime in order to get the info he needed. You should be able to tell how the comments felt about it.
    • After noting how much the series references Eighties music, he decides to call Mohammad Avdol "Metallica". Later on, he calls Polnareff "French Guile".
    • He describes a few Stands, including Blaziken and a buff purple man (represented by a recoloring of GPM's Buff Riku).
    • Rev can tell who the main characters are by their similar faces and their muscle.
    • Rev regretting Googling "Old Prospector Jo unleashing a huge exposition dump".
    • "Iggy also has a Stand, and it's called dying."
    • Rev is baffled that Hol Horse's Stand is a gun.
    • Joel's reaction in the comments:
      Joel: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      oh nnnnnnoooo
  • On My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
    • As Rev admits, prior to this video, the majority of his knowledge about the show came from the Flash games he played.
    • As Rev explains, the original "My Little Pony" cartoon was meant to have children "learn about emotions and how not to be dickbag".
      • This then devolves into a tangent about how children are basically aliens.
    • If you've watched the show, Rev's descriptions of the Mane Six are sure to be a delight:
      • Twilight Sparkle is a princess / wizard / "the most emotionally stunted bitch possible".
      • Fluttershy is probably the pretty one and no one gives a fuck about her.
      • Pinkie Pie "is the most disgusting group of words to ever cross [his] lips".
      • No one seems to give a fuck about Rarity as well.
      • Rainbow Dash is the main character.
      • Applejack is a just a hick "because we've gotta have one of those".
      • Spike only exists to be a douchebag.
    • During a game of "Magic the Gathering", someone talked to Rev about Rainbow Dash. This resulted in Rev deciding to never play the game with strangers ever again.
      • Also, the guy in question (discussing his love for Rainbow Dash in the same manner one would describe their waifu) somehow had a wife and kid (who were sitting next to him as this transpired).
    • Rev briefly brings up "Equestria Girls", mentioning that turning the ponies into little girls "[is] not a horrible choice".
    • Most of the video's second half is spent on him going on tangents about Happy Days, while waiting for replies on his 4chan post.
      • The only responses he got were of people calling Rev (who was legitimately wondering what the show was about) stupid.
    • A post Rev stumbles across on /MLP/? "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash."
  • On Homestuck:
    • Rev states that Homestuck has destroyed many more lives than weed has, demonstrating with two animations: the effect of weed (a stoner questioning God's sex) and the effect of Homestuck (a person wearing Troll horns trying to use "let me tell you about Homestuck" as a pick-up line).
    • The mid-video rant on Ayn Rand, and the fake In Memoriam Rev makes for her.
      Rev: Which by the way, if you're watching, Ayn Rand, which I know you're not because you're dead, thank fucking God...
      Burn in hell Ann Rand
      February 2, 1905 - March 6, 1982
      "It's not that I dislike altruism, it's just that it's evil." - Ann Rand
    • Rev mentions that the kids were lucky that Sburb wasn't made by Bethesda.
    • Rev avoids a dick joke when talking about "completing early", only to then yell about COCKer spaniels.
    • Rev discusses troll society:
      Rev: [Trolls] have have a very complex society and government, probably.
      * cut to a Google image search for "juggalo congress"*
    • Continuing with the misnaming, Rev calls Karkat "Kakarot".
    • Rev portrays Toby Fox (who has Ice-E as his head for some reason) as being trapped in Andrew Hussie's basement, forced to do animation work while a king goat threatens to eat his spaghetti.
    • Everything about the chatlogs with Rev, Jen, and Ima (the latter two have read the comic).
      Rev: the most popular webcomic
      for the past however many years
      incest horsecocks, juggalos, time travel, everyone dies, everyone is gay and shipping
  • On Sword Art Online:
    • Rev starts the video by revealing he recently did an interview for a job doing social media for "an anime and mango shop". During the interview, two things came up: Vinesauce, and Rev's own Youtube channel (as demonstrated with a Flash game where you spank Elsa's ass). He somehow still got the job. (And said job is why he's doing this episode; they introduced Rev to this show as he worked.)
      Rev: (over the caption "Seriously please don't fire me") Shout out to my boss who may be watching this, please don't fire me.
      • "I don't know that much about anime. Separate episode, don't worry about it."
    • Rev described the main character as "a nothing, nobody [who] wastes his life playing video games". During this, an "[u]nrelated picture of [himself] looking good on a stupid chair" is shown.
    • The game's CEO shows up to the central hub to tell everyone that they can't leave nor stop playing even if they wanted to, "so, so far everything's normal for a Blizzard announcement".
    • "And also if you die in the game, you die in real life, which is like that movie no one cares about, but everyone remembers the meme from, so that's all that's important here."
    • Rev's use of Shutterstock photos to recreate the real world effects of the game:
      (picture of slightly concerned surgeon) What could have caused this
      (picture of smiling doctor pointing to the left while sliding to the right) Video games
      (close-up on concerned surgeon)
    • A bit of Meta humor: Rev goes on a rant about the CEO's deal, asking why the fuck he did his evil plan. As it is eventually revealed, the CEO, swear to God, forgot his motivation.
    • When talking about terms that if included in an anime, they are signs that that anime is shit, he uses a screenshot of Helga Pataki for "Tsundere".
      Pissing off the Konosuba, Himouto! and Hey Arnold! fandoms at the same time.
    • Almost immediately after saying the sentence "boobs that fly around like they're filled with moth larvae like a Mexian jumping bean", Rev realizes how horrifying that mental image is.
    • Rev keeps saying this anime is better than Jojo just to spite the Jojo fans.
    • Rev, via caption, confuses a buckle on Kirito's outfit for a fidget spinner.
    • To prove how bland and forgettable Kirito is, Rev keeps showing random similarly nondescript photos of other people that could be mistaken for the main character.
    • The worst pickup line ever: "You look like my sister. Wanna bang?"

    Rev: Everything Else 
  • The Kings Quest V "audio switch" stream. Rev manages to perform a complex audio bug where dialogue is in the wrong place, and hilarity ensues.
    Cedric the Owl: No more for today!
    *Rev dies*
    IT COSTS ONE GOLD COIN TO SEE MADAME MOOSHKA.
    • BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP. BOOBOOP.
    • "This is getting tedious, Graham! Can we go now?!" "TOO BAD."
    • At one point, Cedric states that he's cold... in the middle of the desert.
    • The sound of water flowing at the river is replaced by repeated "QUIT" prompts, hence the ticker of the stream, "King's Quit".
    A nice, hot cup of QUIT.
    • It's known Rev has an habit of giving descriptive and unorthodox names to save files, but "gandalf's ass is the kitchen" in particular stands out.
    • ROCKY CLIFFS. ROCKY CLIFFS. ROCKY CLIFFS. ROCKY.
      • THE NARROW BEACH. THE NARROW BEACH. THE NARROW BEACH. THE NARROW BEACH.
    • The rat frees Graham from the ropes... and then sings a portion of the ants' "Ready to Help King Graham" song.
    • The same rat was earlier ranting on about wanting a pie. A pie rat, so to speak.
      Rat: "—stard pie. Sir, I would like to purchase one of your custard pies. These pies cost one silver coin each. I've got it right here. Here you go. Will a gold coin do? Will a gold needle do? Will a golden heart do? I hope..."
    • Bam bam! Watch out!
    • The tambourine being identified as a pair of shoes and the pie as three emeralds.
    • Graham's rather... excited reaction to picking up a hairclip.
    • The narrow beach the narrow beach the narrow beach the narrow beach...
    • Several hungry looking harpies eyed—Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham...
    • The falling water droplets in Mordack's prison cell say "TOO BAD", and once Cassima comes to save Graham, the only thing she says is "GRAHAM", in a very deep, masculine voice.
  • Rev playing Viva Piñata and killing a Whirlm named Wormy got memorial art on the booru.
  • Although he can't stream Hatred on Twitch, Rev decided to at least make a video for it on Youtube. Keep in mind, there's some mild censorship.
    Not Importantnote : I never thought it would be so easy to hug my whole neighborhood... I can feel the love... The love flowing through my veins... it's like the most intense hug... And I need more... much more...
    • And when Rev makes Not Important hug someone a lot, a video of Spanish horse yoga plays and the victim of the hug is replaced by a picture of a happy kitty cat.
    • At one point, while inside a house, Rev notices something on the TV:
      Rev: Is that The Matrix playing, are you friending... kidding me? The Matrix?! ...I mean, that would explain the trenchcoat...
    • Rev remarks on a police report announcing "possible hugging":
      Rev: "Possible"... I think it's gotten past the point of "possible".
    • "We gotta have a sewer level. You can't have any game without a friending sewer level!"
    • And then, the punchline. Despite all the "mild censorship", the video ends with Rev flat out calling the game shit.
  • His video Wolf Quest: High School Car is just a barrel of laughs, especially when he derails the roleplay by playing as a car in a high school setting.
    wolf5671: Um we are humans not cars
    Sapphire4breeze: You do know your supposed to be rping as a human right?
    RevScarecrow: Yes you are humans but I am a car
    • This exchange:
    Sapphire4breeze: I wake up and get dressed in a white dress that goes just past my knees and white high heels
    RevScarecrow: I wake up in my own shame and self hatred
  • From Rev the Matchmaker:
    Onscreen text: "When listening to music, do you prefer... a band with real instruments, or futuristic synthesizer music"
    Rev: "I want the sound of a dishwasher slowed down to, like, 2 BPM...."
    • The character Rev makes for the game is an old man named "Bees McBees". Manages to be both incredibly stupid and incredibly cool.
    • A few days later, Rev tweeted:
    Rev: Had a dream the other day that "HotStart" got huge and I had to explain it on national TV. People actually enjoyed it to the point of tears.
  • His PAX South 2016 video, which features KY, ran into technical issues. Missing audio was replaced with KY talking about his big, juicy pickle.
  • Rev losing his mind while playing the Baby Hazel series of Flash games as part of his 2016 charity incentive.
    Baby Hazel: Please click on flower.
    Rev: I already did!
    Baby Hazel: Please click on flower.
    Rev: CALM THE FUCK DOWN! ONE OF US HAS TO BE CALM HERE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING ME!!
  • Him playing a bizarre Undertale flash game involving kissing, selfcest and Sans/Papyrus. He decides to let the timer run out so as not to make Sans and Papyrus kiss... only for Papyrus to suddenly turn into Santa Claus and kiss Sans.
    Rev: SUDDENLY SANTA?! What the fuck?!
  • His Major/Minor speedrun gradually goes from him being sarcastically "excited" about playing it to just eventually begging for the game to end.
    • His reaction to the weird stage magician at the front of the estate.
    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! Stop this! We are like, fucking two hours into this shit at full speed, you cannot be introducing another fucker! FUCK YOU! [...] I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER PROGRESSION! I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE CHARACTER'S PROGRESSIONS! You are holding your cards backwards, you are a shit magician, FUCK YOU.
    • Later on...
    I think I got the bad end, 'cause this guy does not look friendly. But honestly, if everyone in Furryland dies... It's fine. (quietly) It's fine.
  • Rev's playthrough of the WikiHow quiz, which is a mixture of his complete befuddlement at most of the correct answers, and him Corpsing at the site's infamously shoddy artwork.
  • January 19, 2017: The high score page for one of the Flash games Rev plays tried to redirect him to a well-known shocksite. The redirect fortunately failed; had it worked, it would have required him to use much more Brain Bleach than usual to get it out of his head (and probably would have gotten him banned from Twitch.)
  • The entirety of CS:GO With Jerald The Wizard, but special mention to:
    Jerald: I guess we all bought. Leaving Jerald with his dick hanging out, I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
  • While playing a Barbie makeover game in one of his flash streams, Rev is delighted to find that he has full creative control of the lipstick design. It goes about as well as expected.
    Rev: *Unable to suppress his laughter* She looks like she ate out Lisa Frank!
  • In his first video of My Summer Car, Rev is having some trouble with the game's unintuitive control scheme when he tries driving for the first time.
    Rev: Okay, shift's a bit too hard... *presumably tries to shift down but punches the windshield instead, shattering it* Oh- Oh, fuck! Shit! *Beat, followed by him wordlessly throwing the shattered windshield out of the car* We'll buy a new windshield while we're in town.
  • Rev's voice acting while playing Doki Doki Literature Club!: Sayori gets a screechy anime girl voice, Natsuki gets a bratty Tsundere voice and punctuates her sentences with "...bitch," Monika sounds like a cross between the Super Smash Bros. announcer, All Might, and Olmec, and Yuri has a flat, barely audible mumble.
    • The fact that Episode 1 is called "Ordinary weeb stuff," while Episodes 2 & 3 are called "THINGS WENT HORRIBLY WRONG" and "NOPE" as the Disguised Horror Story elements start to rear their heads.
  • During the otherwise melancholy ending of A Way Out with Mike, the latter starts chuckling during the reading of Vincent's note seemingly apropos of nothing, and only says it involves something a chat member said when pressed by Rev. After the narration is finished, he reveals said member typed "the note says 'u r gay'". Cue the both of them cracking up.
  • For such a seemingly mundane game, Rev's House Flipper streams are a riot:
  • That one time Rev got interrupted by a phone scammer claiming to be from the IRS, and had them talk to Jerald.
  • From the first episode of Rev's Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, he refers to every character as "best girl" at least once, including the guys...except for Hifumi, for whom he can't bring himself to say it. Some of his incorrect guesses for the characters' Ultimate talents are pretty amusing as well:
    Sayaka: Ultimate Taxidermy
    Toko: Ultimate Amish
    Chihiro: Ultimate Marksman
    Aoi: Ultimate Soccer (or possibly Ultimate Chess Player)
    Yasuhiro: Ultimate Hothead
    Byakuya: Ultimate Prick
  • Pretty much the entirety of Rev's "Reading Homestuck for Charity" streams, almost every stream session has some manner of hilarity in it, mostly from Rev's reactions to Homestuck's shenanigans that continuously increase in the their nonsensicalness as the story goes on, his dyslexia making him give up on the sheer amount of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness and outright nonsense words littering the webcomic, and his reactions to things The Chat says.
    • Really the context behind why the streams began in the first place is humorous, he held a charity stream, and his usual "donation incentive" of "will play a Flash Game every (certain donation amount)" was now going to be phased out due to Flash's then upcoming abandonment, so wanting a replacement, and due to his enjoyment of Hiveswap: ACT 1, and the subsequent spin-off Hiveswap Friendsim, he decided to list one of the donation incentives as him reading a page of Homestuck for every 25 dollars, and if they beat last Charity Stream's donation record, he'd read all of it. Needless to say, the goal was so tantilizing that it reached that goal very quickly.
    • Episode 1 of the series sets the tone with him emphasising how "dangerously dyslexic" he is with a story of how bad his dyslexia is from his childhood, retold from the above mentioned Charity Stream.
    Rev: I read a stat, when I was a kid, when I was a teenager, that: "One in four teenagers have tried cannibalism." And I was extremely panicked because I realized that I had, like, three to four friends, right? And I haven't tried cannibalism! Which means, statistically, one of them has, right? Turns out, it had just said: "cannabis". Which is an incredibly different thing! Um, but I'm just saying that, dyslexia is scary at times, so um...just keep that in mind as I'm reading this.
    • Jade's introduction, thanks to her interests in anthropomorphic animals and the webcomic's joke about fursuits after this detail is revealed, naturally leads into a detailed and passionate discussion between Rev and The Chat about Furries.
    • The Running Gag of The Chat and the Youtube Comments calling Rev a "Dave-kin" or comparing him to Dave, particularly due to both being from Texas, and both having the tendency to randomly go on rants and tangents about strange subjects, much to his consternation since he has stated many times how much he hates Dave. The Chat was quick to point out that, considering Dave's self-hatred, Rev saying he hates Dave only makes him more like Dave, this only annoys Rev even more.
    Rev: "always low to the ground gettin a good prowl on — like i dropped my keys in the dark"- What the fuck is he talking about? What the fuck is he-? He's just-, so this sort of rambling bullshit is what you guys think of me?!
    • Pretty early into reading the comic, Rev decides to create a timeline (in MS Paint, fittingly enough) to make sense of the pretty complicated time shenanigans throughout the story. This being Rev, he ends up filling it up with a bunch of nonsensical and wacky illustrations to go with his random tangents, most of them barely relating to the comic, if at all. Behold.
    Rev: There's very little difference between this and a conspiracy theorist board. And ya know what? I've always wanted to have a conspiracy theorist board. Like a court board with, like, red, like, thread going places and, like, pictures of people going places and it's like,"Fucking him. It's him." Ya know?
    (...)
    Rev: I'm reading Homestuck, and I'm, I'm keeping Chat abreast to my understanding of the world by drawing things, and (Hovers over timeline) currently this is my understanding of the timeline, (hovers over drawing of a guy staring at a newspaper) this is me explaining reading, (Mouses over Tim Allen image) there's Tim Allen, uh...(mouses over Bananya) there's a Banyannyan, I was just drawing it. (Hovers over drawing of stick figure lying down dead in front of Apple logo with "5 YEARS" written above) This is consumerism, and my critique of, uh, consumerism as a means to find joy, (Hovers over towel illustration) umm, and then this is me explaining how towels work.
    Rev: "When the universe dies, a mysterious subprogram will be executed. You have no way of knowing what the subprogram does. It runs on a protected part of the server. It is completely unhackable."...Why- Why are you guys all saying "ELMO"...? (Reading Chat: "Don't worry about it. Keep reading.") Okay! That's threatening! (Continues reading) "When executed, the subprogram will summon an indestructible demon into the recently voided universe. (...) Sollux couldn't know that the virus is essentially a formality. The Demon is already here-" wh-what do you- WHAT THE FUCK?! ELMO!! MOTHERFUCKING ELMO?! (Extended Beat) (Struggling not to laugh) W-haha-hat the fuck?! Why is Elmo here?!

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