Magic 8 Ball
A Magic 8-Ball is, in general, any tool that is used in order to gain advice or try to predict the future. It must be a prop or other physical object, since any characters would fall under Mentors
or some other advice dispenser instead. It must be able to accept questions, and respond in turn.
In reality, a magic 8 ball is a classic toy. You would ask it a question, then flip it over and a random response would come up in the window built into it. As a result, there are various uses of the possible responses involved, as well as of the 8 ball itself. The details and phrases involved can be found on The Other Wiki
See also Ouija Board
- Woody consulted one in Toy Story, hoping that Andy would take him to Pizza Planet since he's only allowed to bring one toy. The result: "Don't count on it"
- Used by a player in the 1994 version of Angels in the Outfield in an attempt to get a prediction on the outcome of the upcoming game. He hastily re-shakes it when it initially comes up negative.
- The Lord of the Rings parody Bored of the Rings. The mallomar (its version of the palantír) acts like one of these, including giving the answer "Reply Hazy, Ask Again Later".
- The Spell of the Eighth Sphere in The Legends of Ethshar series: A literally magical 8-Ball.
- In the John Bellairs novel The House With a Clock In Its Walls, the protagonists use a Magic 8-Ball to find the eponymous clock. Wizard Jonathan and witch Mrs. Zimmerman both try to use the 8-Ball without success. Eventually, Jonathan's nephew Lewis is able to get the 8-Ball to display the message "COAL BIN." (Like any magical object, the 8-Ball only works for its owner).
- In George Alec Effinger's short story "The Great God Quay" from the Star Wars anthology Tales from Jabba's Palace, the Weequay all carry totems resembling the Magic 8-Ball, and firmly believe that their god Quay can communicate with them through it. They don't always get an answer, but assume that Quay must be busy with someone else's totem, and will happily keep shaking the thing until they get a response.
- In Harry Turtledove's The Valley-Westside War, it is strongly implied that the Valley's king consults one of these to decide whether to go to war with the Westside and ultimately chooses to do so. Fridge Horror, especially when you consider that the 8-ball is significantly more likely to give an affirmative response than a negative one.
- In Diary of a Wimpy Kid Hard Luck, Greg ends up with a Magic 8-Ball. It gives surprisingly accurate answers and good advice whenever he consults it. He gets in trouble when he uses it during a test and the teacher accuses him of bringing a cheating device. A more reasonable person has to point out that the 8-Ball is just a toy. The 8-Ball eventually breaks and Greg stops using it. Until the end of the book, when he tries to shake it one last time for fun, accidentally drops it, and while searching for it finds the Easter Egg with the diamond ring in it.
- Inspired by the then current Miss Cleo infotainment ads, The Funday Pawpet Show's Herbie started having interview guests "Ask a question of Magic 8-Ball" at the end of interviews.
- In an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents called "The Money", Hitch has a giant 8 Ball as a prop in the intro.
- In an episode of Seinfeld, Patrick Warburton's character, Puddy, buys a jacket with a giant 8-Ball logo on the back.
Elaine: Are you going to wear that all the time?
Puddy:' [points at the back of his jacket] All signs point to yes.
- On Friends when Ross is faced with either divorce or cutting Rachel out of his life he resorts to consulting an 8-ball. His friends think the idea is ludicrous (except for Phoebe), but they can't come up with anything better. It keeps displaying the "ask again later" message.
- In an episode of iCarly, Spencer relies on a "magic meatball" for all of his decisions.
- An episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide has Ned using a magic pyramid to figure out if he's going to fail a test or not. It gets smashed by the abrasive school counselor.
- In The Pretender episode "Past Sim", Jarod learns about the Magic 8-Ball, and near the end of the episode he leaves one for his pursuers, displaying the message "Don't count on it".
- In a Scrubs episode, J.D. has an Imagine Spot where Kelso uses Ted as a "human magic 8 ball"; he holds Ted's head between his hands, shakes it, then asks him a question.
Ted: <after being shaken violently> "Ask again later. OH GOD WHY WOULD I SAY THAT" <Kelso begins shaking him violently again>
- After The Big Bang Theory cast builds a battle robot, Raj suggests using it to cut open a magic eight ball to discover what is inside it.
- On The King of Queens, the Mentalo toy from Doug's childhood (as well as its knockoff, Mental-Man) was a pull-string fortune-teller in a turban (or fez, respectively), but the character of its answers qualifies it as a variant of the eight-ball.
- Referenced in Big Wave Dave's. Dave has an important decision to make and he asks Richie about what he should do because Marshall (his usual go-to guy for this sort of thing) is out of town.
Richie: In that case why don't you ask your magic 8 ball?
Dave: I did, it always came back "ask again later."
- Angel. Spoofed in "Players" with a literal Magic 8 ball that Lorne uses to tell fortunes.
- Magic 8-Balls are in Homestuck, but there's a more powerful variant in the Magic Cue Ball, which gives perfect answers but has no window through which to see them.
- Vriska has an addiction to breaking actual Magic 8 Balls.
- An arc of Precocious parodied this with the "On Cue Ball," which didn't so much give advice as it ridiculed everything and everyone.
- The Foolamancer from Erfworld, Jack, wields a staff topped by a Magic 8-Ball, and occasionally consults it. He has also referenced the lines used by it when asked a question.
- Knights of the Dinner Table #170 had an ad on page 74 for "ThinkGeek's Magic d20 of Destiny". It's shaped like a 20-sided die the size of your fist, and the messages it gives are appropriate for an RPG like Dungeons & Dragons; e.g., "Run! It's a trap!"
- In this strip of Adventurers!, Karn obtains and consults a "Magic Eight Squall."
- Penny Arcade has an interesting subversion in the Magic Hate Ball. See it here.
- Parodied in Twitch Plays Pokémon, where the players keep checking the Helix Fossil every few minutes, asking it for guidance. It now has its own website.
- "Kurt Cobain's Magic Talking 8-Ball" was a page (defunct for years) where you could type in a question and be answered by a soundbite from the eponymous musician.
- Spongebob Squarepants had the Magic Conch Shell.
- In the episode "Mr. Krabs Takes A Vacation", SpongeBob's eyes form the triangles seen in a magic 8 ball.
- On Rocko's Modern Life, Ed Bighead rises through the ranks at Conglom-O by following the advice of the Magic Meatball. Then it breaks and he ends up back where he started.
- The Simpsons: Milhouse gets a Magic 8-Ball for his birthday.
Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!note
Milhouse: Uh huh.
Bart: [takes it] Will I pass my English test? [shakes it, reads] "Outlook not so good." Wow, it does work!
- There's a minor background character on The Venture Bros. named Manic 8-Ball, with this as his power. He's an underling of Baron Underbheit.
- An episode of The Angry Beavers had the Beavers use a "mystical seven ball" for advice on how to deal with a group of lumberjacks destroying their forest. At the end of the episode, where the Beavers have a Pyrrhic Victory due to the lumberjacks finally leaving (with all their timber), the ball shows up and mocks them for taking advice from a billiard ball replica.
Norb: Dag, get my hammer.
Dag: Ball-peen or framing?
- The pilot of The Fairly OddParents had Timmy ask his "Magic 9 Ball" when his parents will come home from the movies. It responds, "Titanic: Director's Cut", suggesting that they'll remain absent for quite a while. A frustrated Timmy throws the ball at the wall, causing it to crack open and reveal Cosmo and Wanda.