Recap / The Simpsons S 3 E 23 Barts Friend Falls In Love
Bart's friendship with Milhouse is strained when Milhouse falls for a new girl in school. Meanwhile, Marge orders subliminal weight loss cassette tapes for Homer, but ends up getting vocabulary builder tapes that makes Homer Sophisticated as Hell.


  • Accidental Misnaming: Principal Skinner accidentally pronounces Samantha's last name as "Stinky".
  • Big "NO!": Mr. Stankey does this when he sees his daughter Samantha and Milhouse together, complete with Disturbed Doves flying out of the treehouse.
  • Big "WHAT?!": Milhouse after Bart admits that he snitched to Mr. Stankey.
  • Buffy Speak
    Homer: Marge, where's that metal dealie you use to
    Marge: You mean a spoon?
  • Chekhov's Gun: Bart uses the Magic 8-Ball from earlier in the episode to subdue Milhouse when they fight.
    • The same Magic 8-Ball which tells them they won't be friends.
  • Do Not Do This Cool Thing: Invoked at the end of the sex ed film "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What":
    Troy McClure: Now that you know how it's done... don't do it.
  • Four-Fingered Hands: Lisa reads an article that says humans will develop an extra finger in a million years.
    Bart: Five fingers? Ew! Freak show.
  • Harmful to Minors: The sex ed film apparently shows the honeymoon in explicit detail.
    Children: EWWWWWWWW!
    Mrs. Krabappel: She's faking it.
  • Imagine Spot: Lisa has one of Homer's funeral after watching a news report about the dangers of obesity. It ends with Homer's coffin crushing his family and some workers.
    • Marge also has one of Homer as a hostage negotiator. It ends with Homer getting killed after ignoring all demands of the hostage taker.
  • Indy Escape: With Homer in place of the boulder.
  • Indy Hat Roll: Parodied by Bart.
  • Kissing In A Tree: Bart performs a sinister version.
    "Samantha and Milhouse kissing in a tree, about to lose their privacy. He-he-he!"
  • Mood Whiplash: Skinner interrupting his welcoming Samantha to Springfield Elementary to go off on PTSD flashbacks to his days in 'Nam.
    Skinner: Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students. Other principals unload problem cases that way. Lord knows I do.
    Samantha: I'm a good student.
    Skinner: [darkly] Yeah, sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam. Instead, they spat on me. I can still feel it searing. [brightly] So, let's just see what the permanent record has to say. No detention, fairly good attendance...oh, I see you beat that bed-wetting problem in the second grade.
    Samantha: [mortified] That's in there?!
    Skinner: [warmly] Don't worry, they'll forget...[darkly again] just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months! Every night I wake up screaming! [brightly] Well, let's meet your classmates!
  • Off with His Head!: Itchy cuts off Scratchy and his bride's heads with his sawblade hat in the Itchy & Scratchy episode "I'm Getting Buried in the Morning".
  • One-Gender School: Mr. Stankey sends his daughter to one.
  • Overprotective Dad: Mr. Stankey.
  • Raiders of the Lost Parody: Bart steals Homer's change jar from his dresser, Homer wakes up and gives chase, but trips and rolls down the stairs after him for an Indy Escape. This is followed by an Indy Hat Roll with the garage door.
  • Reaction Shot: Bart's class watches a sex-ed film, Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What. In it, Fuzzy marries his girlfriend Fluffy, and the film graphically shows what happens on the honeymoon. We only see the reaction of the students, who all shout "EW!", and Mrs. Krabapple, who snarks, "She's faking it."
  • Relationship Sabotage: Bart does this to Milhouse and Samantha so her father will take her away and he'll have Milhouse to himself. He ends up regretting it.
  • Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Homer speaks this way as a result of listening to vocabulary-builder tapes.
  • Shout-Out
  • Shout-Out to Shakespeare: After Samantha's father takes her away:
    Milhouse: How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  • Sleep Learning: Lisa tries to get Homer one of these tapes so he can subconsciously lose weight, but the company was all out, so they send him a vocabulary-builder tape instead.
  • The Stinger: The show ends with a message from Homer to "increase your wordiness", giving his own definitions of words.
    Satiety: Belt-popping fullness.
    Triumvirate: Three guys giving orders.
    Gourmand: Like a gourmet, only fatter.
    Machiavellian: I don't know.
    Boudoir: Where a French guy does it.
  • Take Our Word for It: The sex ed film shown to the students features a graphic sex scene, though we don't see it.
    Krabappel: She's faking it.
  • Visual Pun: Check out the image above. Note 
  • Weaponized Headgear: Itchy does this in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon the kids are watching.
  • Word Schmord
    Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
    Bart: God-schmod, I want my monkey man!
  • Worth It: When Milhouse visits Samantha at the school for wicked girls, she's initially reluctant about kissing him because of the school's penalty for kissing but eventually decides it's worth it.