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  • The A Link to the Past corruptions.
    • "Link, you must find the Squareforce!"
  • The Link's Awakening corruptions has sword-wielding Marins, Link turning into Luigi, and walking over a pit.
  • Mario 64 GameShark "corruptions" have Mario with stars for arms, paper-thin Bowser, and the signs.
  • The Mario 64 corruptions have Mario making several odd poses, Peach with a green face and yellow horn, and the Whomp's Fortress painting consuming the world.
    • *BOING* "WHAT?!"
    • "I had a classmate that legitimately expected 'Mario 65' to come out. He ate glue."
    • When a corruption causes the Mario's head to be abnormally large on the title screen, Vinny remarks, in the voice of Mario from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Luigi, I got terminal seven. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, LUIGI."
    • Vinny provided a more specific description of the sort of corrupted textures he calls "clown vomit": "This is what the inside of a clown's septic tank looks like... after years of partying way too hard."
  • Yoshi's Island corruptions start out with the island being razed and the sky turning bright red. It goes downhill from there.
  • Super Mario Bros. 2 corruptions have funny moments from all four characters.
    • His reactions to when something really turns out really fucked up.
    Guys, my mind... my FUCKING MIND... Just fucked itself.
    The trees! Are Luigi! Door is Mario.
    "Call for help!"
    I'm so confused right now. I'm scared. I am scared.
    • Luigi's face gains what looks like a giant nose, prompting Vinny to call him "Jewigi".
    • Peach always becomes Nightmare Fuel somehow. And that's hilarious.
    • "And then Peach was a potion."
    • "Oh, oh my God, guys. Toad. Toad. ...Why do you have a penis, for half of your body?"
    • Vinny notices that the "L" in "EXTRA LIFE" changes depending on the corruption level. He comments that he feels like a programmer while experimenting until it changes to "EXTRA WIFE".
    Extra YIFF? ...Oh, that's yife.
    Vinny: George R.R. Martin's new Game of Thrones novel—new Ice and Fire novel: A Blizzard of Dicks. Coming soon to the bookstore.
    Vinny: Ah, yes. The hall of frosted red butts.
    Vinny: Oh my... God! It's a fucking black hole of Peach!
  • The ''Nintendogs'' corruption stream, highlights include:
    • Lucky's weird spasms.
    • The voice recognizer making Vinny's voice sound low pitched and "burpy" (if that's even a word).
    • The various mutations of the dogs.
      • At one point, there's the dog that's just floating eyes and lower jaw, with its face on the ground. Vinny reacts appropriately.
      • The long-tailed beagle.
      • Another dog has its neck stretched out, almost like a certain armoured dog.
    • The multicolored "pug".
    • Jabba becoming a pancake, then taking control of a smaller house,then turning into a massively corrupted dog, to an entirely invisible dog with just eyes, paws, and a tongue.
    • Jabba doing.... whatever this is.
  • One Castlevania corruption video has Vinny beating Castlevania by destroying one candle... and also getting a game over on the Game Over screen.
  • Best NES/SNES corruptions.
    • In one of the corruptions for the NES Legend of Zelda, the old man who give Link the sword spouts random nonsense, including "SPAY ME FOR THE DOORET", "SECRET IS IN THE TREET", and "SPAALONEBABUGUUSCOOTIES". Vinny manages to actually pronounce this gibberish without missing a beat... and then promptly realizes the absurdity of what he's been saying.note 
  • The Minish Cap corruptions have the staring contests between Link, Zelda, and the blacksmith.
    • "Welcome to the annual Earthquake Festival!"
  • As terrifying as The Legend of SEN is, watching Vinny freak out is amusing.
    Guys... these guards have my uncle's head.
  • The music in this stream of Donkey Kong Country made Vinny collapse with laughter several times.
  • The SNES corruptions video has the infamous moment with Vinny impersonating Mario and Luigi... where Mario is a drug-addicted, cynical plumber and Luigi is his worthless Man Child mooch brother.
    Luigi: "Mario, it's New Super Mario World! Everything's different! There's water in the sky, Mario, and there's blocks everywhere, Yoshi Coins!"
    Mario: "Luigi, I've been a plumber for 34 years. Do you think, I actually go to some kind of Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi? I don't. I just trip really hard on LSD and I fuck some prostitutes...without a condom."
    Luigi: "But Mario, I've been there with you, to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
    Mario: "No you haven't, Luigi. You have terminal 7 brain cancer; I don't even know what that means. But it's bad. This is alllll in your head, Luigi. It's in your imagination. There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom! I'm a plumber, you've been living off me and my livelihood, for years Luigi. You're a useless cunt Luigi, and I've been supporting you because you're my brother."
    Luigi: "But Mario...I saw the princess. She's real!"
    Mario: *sigh* "That was a dead hooker, Luigi. I threw her in your bed, Luigi, while you were sleeping. You were on mushrooms."
    Luigi: "But...but...but Mario...Mario...what about Toad? What about Toad?"
    Mario: "Luigi...that wasn't a talking mushroom. That was my cock, Luigi! That was my cock, okay!? That's why it looked like a mushroom, Luigi!"
  • Vinny's Majora's Mask corruptions are downright hilarious! The text is all completely mucked-up, making the characters say complete nonsense, made all the better that Vinny actually reads some of it.
    Tatl: "Yau, Iô I wasnht deali³g with ▼ou I wauldn't Tave gotzen sepalated fram my brather!"
    Carpenter: "Hey, apprintici! Don't just stand eround loooin' at thi sky all day!
    Happy Mask Salesman: "During my travels, a very iipootaat maak waa stolen froo mm by an imp in the woodss."
    • Vinny getting an Access Violation message.
    • Vinny reading and responding to the messed up text.
    Tatl: "rou wannz know a{out thaÑ Skull did who Äust ran9off riÀht?"
    Vinny: "Yeah, I wannz know."
    Guard: "Top right there, Dekk Scruu!Do yoo inteed to waap alonee"
    Vinny: "Listen, dude, I never waap alone."
    • All the times he played music during inappropriate times and without the Ocarina.
    • Another Majora's Mask corruption stream resulted in the text having various strings end up being consistently replaced with another, particularly with "the" being replaced with "das". The best part about the aforementioned consistency is that the "the" —> "das" replacement resulted in Tingle referencing Link's "green clodass", while this combined with another replacement (specifically, "r" becoming "s") resulted in Tingle's reference to his father being replaced with a reference to "[his] fadass".
    Carpenter: "Hey, apprenzice! Don't just stand around loooin' at das sky all day!"
    Vinny: Why are they all German?
    • This exchange:
    Tael: "Ooh, ooh! What a chunkayayussna... Hey, Skull Kid, lemme touch it! I wanna see!"
    Tatl: "You can't, Tael! What would we do if you dropped it and broke it? No way! You can't touch it!!!"
    Tael: "Aw, but bitch. W...Why can't I try it out, too?"
  • Nintendo 64 Corruptions. Not content with corrupting just one Nintendo 64 game, Vinny corrupts several, and the results are... odd.
    • The WWF Wrestlemania 2000 corruption gives all of the wrestlers some hilariously terrifying deformities. For one, their arms float in midair high above their shoulders and their necks are stretched. It only gets worse/hilarious when they actually start fighting.
    Vinny: I never watched a lot of wrestling as a kid, but if it looked like this, I would have.
    Vinny: I-I hate to say it, but their arms kinda look like reverse dicks.
    • The Chef's Luv Shack corruption. Everyone has oversized and misplaced eyeballs. Vinny does what he describes as a Wilhelm scream in response.
    Vinny: They have droopy eyes, their eyes look like balls! [laughs, coughs]
    • The Banjo-Kazooie corruptions starts normal. Then once animals start floating through the air and getting stuck in the ground, you know you've hit corruption.
      • A corruption was skipped over in the highlights where Banjo strokes his D-string and Kazooie regurgitates a kazoo.
    • The Diddy Kong Racing corruptions features all of the racers suddenly driving the wrong way as soon as the race starts.
    Vinny: (none of the racers can move) I guess the gas was removed from all of our planes and was replaced with brakes.
    • The Donkey Kong 64 corruptions forces another Wilhelm scream from Vinny when he discovers that part of Tiny's hat is covered in eyeballs.
    Vinny: Whoa—OH MY GOD LOOK AT DIXIE! OOHHHH! ...Why am I Wilhelming so hard tonight?
    • The Mario Tennis corruptions starts rather normally until the replay starts, at which point everything turns into paper-thin pillars.
    Vinny: Waluigi is scared of his own shadow, and for good reason.
    Vinny: WAIT A MINUTE! Is Daisy wearing blackface?!
    • As is typical in many Nintendo 64 corruptions, huge spike-like projections form from the characters. In Mario's case, it's from his crotch.
    Vinny: Nope, no comment.
    • The Spider-Man corruption also starts out rather normally with Stan Lee giving out his introduction for new and old fans alike... only to abruptly cut out and have Spider Man fall off the building and die immediately after and the "retry" screen showing off Black Cat fall from the sky into the shot feet first. If ever there was a perfect parody scenario for Spidey, this would be it.
    Announcer: Non-stop web-slinging, wall crawling action!
    (Beat)
    Spider-man: WAAAAAH!
    • The Scooby-Doo! — Classic Creep Capers corruptions features Scooby constantly deforming into... some form.
    Vinny: Daphne has become color bars on a television. (Beat) She needs to be investigated.
    Vinny: Hey, gang! Scooby's tethered to a satellite!
    Vinny: So, the name of this corruption is 'Swaggy Has a Wing.' Oh, oh god, did I say 'Swag-' I meant Shaggy!
    Vinny: Shaggy's been smokin' the purple haze. (Shaggy imitation) Scoob, it's really kicking in now, Scoob! MMMMRH where'd you get it from? (Scooby imitation) I runno? The guy with the mask?
    Vinny: It's spooky in here. (horrific loud corruption noises) I've never been more afraid of Scooby-Doo in my entire life.
  • The entirety of Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition. Highlights include Mario becoming a black hole, Mario speeding up and jumping super long, the music being replaced with whoops and howls, and the return of the signs.
    • Several times throughout the video, Vinny gets chased by... literally everything. As in there are times where Mario starts attracting absolutely every object in sight like a magnet. Bob-Ombs, a star, a cannon, wooden pillars, fire, gate bars...
  • And now, the sequel to Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition... The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Chaos Edition.
    Vinny: Inject amphetamines into your eye and you can see this in real life. [WARNING: Do NOT inject amphetamines into your eye.]
    Vinny: There were these, um, rumors that we were gonna get a Paper Zelda game on the N64... and one of my classmates... actually believed that Paper Zelda was gonna be a thing. And yes, it's the same one that ate glue.
    Vinny: Vomit-vision! The only way to experience your video games.
    • Link playing random notes on the Ocarina, except the notes are actually Malon's singing voice, and then he starts sliding backwards while still playing and passes into a boundary between areas.
    • Link walks through the grounds outside Hyrule Castle, and is caught by a guard... but then he keeps sliding. And then it's suddenly nighttime.
    Vinny: Hey hey, no no no, you can't stop me! ...Instant night.
    • Link does a jump attack, but the gravity is messed up so he slides without falling much... and then runs into a ReDead that spontaneously appeared (in Kokiri Forest) and quickly dies from it.
    • A random collection of pots explodes when Link slashes them. Which crashes the emulator.
    • Vinny attempting to defeat Ganondorf repeatedly fails when Link frequently pours out a bottle of bugs instead of slashing with his sword.
    Vinny: You know, you’re trying to kill Ganon, and then your sword turns into bugs.
    • In Ganon's Castle, Vinny makes Link enter through the door that leads to the main room with the entrance to the tower, only for Link to start sliding backwards shortly after against his will, passing through the door he just entered and going straight towards the castle entrance.
    Vinny: [after entering the main room] Oh hey that old familiar noise- No, what are you doing, Link? The fuck? Guys, I can't control Link. [beat] He walked in and walked right out! He noped right out.
  • The third episode of Vinny's adventures into Chaos editions: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker: Chaos Edition (Warning: Not suitable for those with epilepsy.) Highlights:
    • Vinny names Link "LINT".
    • The constant seizure-inducing colour changes.
    • Everyone randomly contorting (or as Vinny sometimes puts it, "Cronenberging") and changing size, especially Link.
    • Link shouting random voice clips. And meowing every time he jumps off a platform. At one point Link screams with every sword swing.
    • Phantom Ganon shows up on Outset Island. At the start of the game. Vinny is amazed. And then Ganondorf himself shows up! And spends the entire fight just... sliding away from Link in a jump pose due to the physics going balls-out-cock-in-hand nuts.
      • Somewhat Hilarious in Hindsight thanks to Hyrule Warriors: Legends. The DLC Master Wind Waker Map (which is based on Wind Waker's map) makes Outset Island home to the Ganon mission, in which Ganondorf is the enemy commander and spawns Ganon when defeated (though sadly not the Legends-exclusive Phantom Ganon, as on some other maps). In short, you fight Ganondorf on Outset Island.
    • Link's random speed boosts. Who'd have thought the Pegasus Boots were in this version?
    • Pigs spawning in huge numbers in random places, such as the forest on top of Outset Island and on various islands. Vinny dubs the game Pig Waker as a result, and Pawprint Island is now Pig Island.
    • Vinny spends some last time on Outset Island messing around and (failing to) fight Ganondorf before having to board Tetra's boat. Then the sky AND sea turn a rather milky white.
    Vinny: Guys, its all white. Now I could easily make a "white ink" joke, a la Splatoon, but instead, I'm just gonna say it's semen. See? They're on the ship right over there, there's a bunch of seamen. And a seawoman too, see? [slide whistle]
    • The one person who is least affected by Chaos Edition is Tingle. For a while anyway.
    • Valoo shows up ahead of schedule. And in multiple places. He first appears after emerging from the inside of Pawprint Island (the island between Windfall and Dragon Roost), then again in Dragon Roost Island (as in, he clips through the bottom of the island). Even he likes to grow and contort. Also, the pigs that previously inhabited Pawprint Island are also replaced with tons of mailboxes, for whatever reason. Apparently Valoo gets lots of mail.
    • On the way to Dragon Roost Island, King of Red Lions' head grows to massive size as Link is looking through the telescope. It's so big that Vinny can't see where he's going.
    • Vinny having supreme trouble with the pirate ship rope swing platform challenge. WITHOUT any chaos effects to screw him up.
    • During said challenge, the game's textures go all dark grey... except for the torch lights. Vinny actually manages to make a very artful striking image by aligning the torch lights with where Link's eyes are.
    • Speaking of, the game's textures going all dark grey, characters included, so Vinny can't see anything. He decides that this is what The Wind Waker would look like if it were a Steam indie game.
    • Vinny trying to beat Forsaken Fortress and failing because the dark textures make it hard to gauge which direction the Moblin guards are looking. Let's just say that this segment would have been a lot longer without save states. Also, Link keeps clipping through the floor.
    • At the end of Forsaken Fortress, when Link is captured, the camera angles on Ganondorf look like something out of a dance montage. Finally, as the Helmaroc King throws Link out to sea, the sky turns a freakish yellow with apocalyptic red clouds.
    • Vinny and the Killer Bees kid gang in all their horrifically recoloured glory. "I looked down for one second, I look up and there's a daisy chain of Satanic children following me around!" And the sky is an appropriately hellish red. And the colours are all hellish. And Phantom Ganon is back. And the townspeople are completely indifferent to its appearance.
    • The last part has Ganondorf show up on Dragon Roost Island and Vinny fruitlessly trying to fight him. And then the sky turns a strangely appropriately apocalyptic pitch black with blood-red seas. This lasts up until... Vinny manages to knock Ganondorf into the ocean, who sinks like a stone. The colours promptly return to normal, Vinny concludes that Ganondorf drowned and considers that a good place to stop — after throwing a Bomb Flower in the water to be sure.
  • The Sesame Street Corruptions video.
    • Ernie: Hey guess what? *distorted noise* Elmo: An underwater adventure?! *another distorted noise*
    • "Ernie has become a black hole"
    • Grover's voice going demonic before horribly distorting. Even better because it sounds like he says: HEY! YOU'RE DEAD! (or GODDAMN!) FUCK YOU!
    • "I gotta visit Ernie, oh God, (Big Bird's) still morphing." (sees Ernie is normal) "Ernie, you're my last hope." (Ernie distorts) "NO!"
    • Grover doing... whatever he's doing at 1:30
    • "I'm INSIDE Big Bird right now."
  • NES Corruptions:
    IT'S FUCKEDOUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
  • The Super Mario Kart corruptions.
  • Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3 Corruptions have more messed up music, Diddy Kong being full of bananas, and hilarious palette errors.
    • DK picks up a barrel, throws it... and warps to Snow Barrel Blast.
    • A corrupted Donkey Kong on the wrong plane becomes extremly hilarious when he gets on Rambi. Said mounting results in Rambi disappearing, and a golden Donkey Kong violently humping the air.
    • DK's animations go so fast he can't stop pounding his chest.
    • Cranky Kong's golden soul gets knocked out of him.
    • DK misses Cranky and he and his stereo bounce back up as if on a Trampoline or Sea-Saw.
    • In 2, everything turns into Diddy or Dixie.
    • Also in 2, after Vinny gets to the map screen, there's just a glitched up map, a golden Diddy and the text "When R Corruption".
    • PIRA TEP ANICLL
    • The gate in 3 makes a funny noise when the switch is activated.
  • Vinny's Pokemon Emerald Corruptions, riding a bike upside down. Also, the ending.
    • "TORCHIC used Hello! You over there! In my BAG! There's a POKé BALL! TORCHIC's attack missed!"
    • Catching a Level 72 Arbok who he names her JESUS, after which she causes the game to crash by using Swallow. (which is interpreting it as JESUS swallowing the universe).
    • Vinny finding a Level 100 ???????????????????????????????? who knows Karate Chop. Being on the early routes filled with Com Mons, battles against her are a Curbstomp Battle.
    • The video ends with Vinny observing Professor Birch "jostling" a Zigzagoon.note 
  • The 2015 charity corruption stream was comedy gold:
    • Part 1 begins with the GBA Video release of Sonic X Vol 1. No points for guessing what happens next.
    Vinny: So these are corruptions from VGDC—
    Vinny: Oh no. OH NO!
    ...
    Vinny: What does this to do with corruptions VGDC? I mean, it's a Game Boy version of the show, which is disgusting. All right, let's just keep moving.
    • Banjo-Kazooie:
      • After the sound is corrupted and everything is high pitched:
      Vinny: Worst music in N64 history!
      • The next corruption shows Gruntilda with ridiculously long fingers.
      "But I'm the prettiest!"
      • Banjo and Tootie merging.
      • "Ummm...."
      • "Oh my god! The ant-hill knocked me off the cliff! Now Banjo's gone..."
    • The Game Boy Color Muppets game. The graphics are fine, but the intro's music...Not so much.
    Vinny: What is this... evil Muppet dimension?
    • One Donkey Kong Country corruption had the music corrupted in a surprisingly cool way... until Vinny entered Coral Capers...
    • Another one from the same game pitches up the DK rapper's voice as if it sounds like he's on helium.
    DK rap: So they're finally here
    DK rap: ᴾᵉʳᶠᵒʳᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ
    (Vinny starts cackling)
    DK rap: ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ʲᵒᶦᶰ ᶦᶰ ᵗᵒᵒ
  • The Nintendo DS corruptions have Peach never stopping screaming as her castle is on fire, and Mario turning into a series of lines.
  • Vinny receives a program that allows him to corrupt The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. At full corruption intensity, it pretty much looks like a game of 2D Splatoon, along with Vinny commenting about how seriously messed up the game looks.
    • Hearing Vinny trying to read the corrupted names is good for a laugh.
    ("BASFMEKT I" shows up on screen)
    Vinny: Baf... bafkment.
    • "I killed him so hard, machines popped out!"
    • The narrator finds the oddest time to blurt out "YOUR SON HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY SIN!"
    • At one point, Vinny issues an "if you laugh, you lose" challenge. Almost immediately, this happens:
    Vinny: What's that say? "Dank...Dopths? (Beat) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Beat) ...I lost.
  • The sixth anniversary corruptions (highlight video):
  • From the fourth Corruption Compendium, there's his over-the-top impression of Joel's memetic utterance of "GRAND DAD?!" when playing through a high quality ROM hack.
    Vinny: Is that what you want? I'll do it. I'll (dips into a Ringo Starr impression) do whatever pleases you, Paul McCartney...
    • And then, in Part 11, it finally happened. Vinny corrupted himself.
    • Corruption Compendium part 12 contains [the return of "Scoot the Burbs".
  • Corruption Stockpile 2. Super Mario 64 is broken in a way that has to be seen to be believed.
    "Why is my health door coin?"
    • During his corruptions of Razor Freestyle Scooter, glass starts breaking that isn't a result of the corruptions. He cracks up.
    • Everything about the GoldenEye 007 corruptions, including but not limited to the H-poses.
  • Gameboy Hardware Corruptions provides us with a nice collection of various games going absolutely batshit insane when Vinny plays around with the hardware corruptor.
    • In the Gameboy port of True Lies, Vinny manages to corrupt the game so hard that he ends up on some sort of debug screen involving the game's memory viewer. And before that, the screen gets covered by letters (most of them being the letter F) followed by some more screen graphics corruption.
    Vinny: I don't think my character has... a left arm.
    (game crashes)
    Vinny: Fuck! Oh, that doesn't say "fuck", it just says "F".
    • While booting up True Lies, Vinny is horrified to see the LJN logo.
    Vinny: 1994? What is this shitstorm of a gam-NO!
    • One of the games that Vinny messes around provides us with a dialogue text that gives the impression of it saying "cock" several times (one part of it even being spelled as "kock") as a result of being scrambled by the corruptor. Vinny can barely contain his laughter.
    • Perhaps the ultimate highlight of the stream is Vinny managing to get the garbled text in his corruption of The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening to read "meme meme", to chat's glorious applause.
    • When Vinny opens up his save file for Pokémon Red, he finds several things:
      • His save file features his player character having 4 badges, 34 Pokémon and 22:16 as his time. This prompts Vinny to remark:
      Wow, I sucked. Twenty-two hours for thirty-four Pokémon?
      • After initiating a battle, Vinny's trainer sends out an Ivysaur with only 3 HP left. Vinny then proceeds to check the rest of the party, at least half of which consists of weak/fainted Pokémon... and finds a Farfetch'd named "Dux" and a Mew (as in an actual Mew and not just a random Pokémon nicknamed "Mew").
      I guess once I got the Mew I stopped giving a shit.
  • Gamecube Corruptions:
    • At one point, while trying to load a save file for Super Mario Sunshine, he somehow accidentally launches Half-Life 2.
      Vinny: Wai— why did i— what? ...Guys, I... What the fuck?!
  • In Corruption Compendium 3, Vinny does a corruption of an NES bootleg of Sonic the Hedgehog 1 that goes so awry, it suggests the worst while haunting music plays.
    Vinny: "Sonic has passed"...a moment of silence, please...we'll always remember you, Sonic.
    • For Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, one corruption has the racers' teammates constantly pushing the karts.
    • In Pokemon Yellow one corruption had all of Pikachu's soundbytes get distorted and play at once.
    Pikachu: (highly garbled) PIIPIKACHU PIIIKAAAAAAAAA!
    Vinny: ...OOOUUGH!
    • Donkey Kong has a falling wave of corruptions that kill Mario when they reach him.
    • Yoshi's Island has Baby Mario vocals in the music, Yoshi being made up of Grinders, Hookbill the Koopa detached from his shell, and Yoshi "tripping out" after beating the game.
    • Kirby Super Star has multiple spawning Dededes, making it impossible for poor Kirby to win.
    • During a playthrough of Luigi's Mansion, Luigi's flashlight ends up grafted into his groin.
    Mario: Luigi, what'd you do to your dick?
    Luigi: I dunno, Mario, w-whadaya mean?
    Mario: I know you're into that modification stuff, but did ya have to put a flashlight in there?!
    Luigi: I thought it was unique!
    • While playing a corrupted version of The Legend of Zelda, Vinny comes across a corruption that leaves him speechless:
    Vinny: I dunno what the fuck you want from me, old man, but allow me to at least give you the sweet release of death, the most precious gift I could give to someone such as yourself...stuck in a dungeon. Y'know, he lost his faculties! This is what happens when you're in an old, moldy, crusty, rotted dungeon! Your brain starts to go funny, you start to say strange things...ain't that right, [1]?
    Vinny re-enters the room where the old man was, and the only text displayed is "No". Vinny busts his gut laughing.
    Vinny: My whole train of thought...just thrown off by a sentient fucking corruption!

    Bad/Weird Games 
  • Vinny's Laughing Mad reaction to a buggy jackhammer in a roadworks simulator game.
    Vinny: AHUHUHUHUHUHUH-HA! WHUH-HUH-HUH-HOA! What is this? What is this hot garbage?
  • Vinny's video of New York Bus Simulator, in addition to the expected glitchiness, also has his reactions to the many Bland Name Products.
    Vinny: New York City Bus Simulator, brought to you by Chevvy's. No, it's brought to you by 'Cheyyv'. Sorry, 'Cheyyv'.
    Vinny: KING KING! You lazy twats! You couldn't find the Burger King font and come up with another name; you had to just replace 'Burger' with 'King', again? This is a fun game to pick on, it's such an easy target.
    Vinny: Dudna Ae—*laughs* YES! Dudna, Ae-ada-ade. Dudna Aeade. *lapses into RP Guy-esqe voice* Welcome to Dudna Aeade.
    Vinny: D&D. Dave and Duster's... I'm sorry, it's called 'Dad and Dad'.
    Vinny: Do you like "Bercedes Men"? Gigolo service.
    • "Not sure how I feel about "Old Con Creamery" guys..."
    • Vinny gives his thoughts on the footstep noises in the rain.
    Vinny: Sounds like someone inserting a wet fish into a jar of custard... not that I know what that sounds like from experience or anything like that.
    • Due to how badly the game's programmed, Vinny keeps getting stuck inside the floor, vehicles, and sometimes nothing at all, forcing him to reset. This is shown by a cut to the loading screen, with its jaunty, upbeat music.
    • Then there's the voice of his superior over the radio. He's trying to make his voice muffled to mimic the effect of a radio, but instead it just sounds like he's talking with his mouth full.
    • "WE'RE ON A ROAAAAAD TO NOWHER-*crash*
    • Do bears eat everything? Yes. It just have to be much.
  • The entire Prosperity Path stream, in which Vinny goes on a spiritual acid trip with blues-rock music.
  • Airport Simulator 2014:
    Vinny after positioning various vehicles in such a way that an airplane flips over: YES! YES, IT IS DONE! PHYSICS! HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!
  • The e-mail Vinny gets telling him to play Le Fantabulous Game, in all of its incomprehensible, all-caps glory. (Seen at the start of this video.)
    E-Mail: I AM FANTABULOSO, LE FANTABULOUS. I SEE VIDEO "FANTASTIC GAME" ON YOUR TUBE. I DISLIKE, FIRMLY DOWNTHUMBERED. [...] YOU MAY BE THINKING "BUT FANTABULOSO WHAT IF YOUR GAME IS NOT AS SAUSAGE WEENERS ARE. WELL, VINEY I PROMISE THAT "LE FANTABULOUS GAME" IS JUST LIKE SAUSAGE WEENERS AND THEN SOME EXTRAS ON TOP. SHAMROCK-FREE.
  • Crimelife 3
    • The character models in the fast food joint look a little off-putting.
      • "Mmmyes. I've come to your planet to find out what this 'nutrition' is. Boo-gars; what are 'boogars'? Please explain the phenomenon that is 'boogars'. Yes, I like what you humans called 'pickles'; it makes my boogar even better."
    • The fire truck playing ice cream truck music
    • The constant monologing about "Norse Career"
    • Vinny's impromptu "Rub Titties" rap
    • A police officer clips into his car: "He has become the ultimate enemy of crime: he has become Cop Car!"
    • The Double Moon, the rarest phomonenon in (Crime)life.
      • It's suddenly daytime, and now a triple moon.
    • "One cop two cop three cop blue cop!"
    • "...a stove, for when I need to cook. A box, for when I need to box."
  • Gettin' Weird With It
    • While playing Strawbery Cubes, Vinny somehow summons an infinite chain of chicken minions... and then becomes one himself. And then he finds a button that summons frogs, for some reason.
    • Toilet In Wonderland, an utterly surreal rpg about magical toilets... or something. About 11 minutes in, we get this (It Makes Sense in Context ...sort of):
    Vinny: I just found my first toilet, Michael Jackson will be so proud of me. (...) I just realized what I said.
  • Vinny plays Action 52. Yes, that Action 52. It's as hilarious as it sounds.
    • When Vinny is going through Cheetahmen, he ends up causing a glitch that leads him to reaching the later, unfinished parts of the game. Said parts have terribly glitchy graphics that look like something you'd see out of one of Vinny's corruption streams. This appropriately leads to Vinny saying that this is the first time that a game he's played has corrupted itself.
    • Vinny riffing on an old, unaired Cheetahmen commercial. Some of his comments include making fun of the Very False Advertising of the game, as well as questioning why two of the Cheetahmen sound like a stereotypical British man and a Sylvester Stallone ripoff respectively.
    • Vinny tries to figure out the batshit insanity of the Timewarp Tickers game with little success.
    • When he gets to the Manchester game, he attempts a Mancunian accent and complains about Arsenal FC.
    • At the end, Vinny makes an obvious Shout-Out to The Angry Video Game Nerd, making comments that are similar to the Nerd's signature vulgar phrases. He stops himself after a bit, saying that the Nerd will probably sue him for ripping him off.
  • Vinny playing the shitty "game" The Ditty Of Carmeana. Amongst the attempts to parody other games, Vinny is tasked by an NPC with throwing rocks into a chute. Not only does Vinny's character dribble the rocks, a basketball player runs in and blocks Vinny's shot. Vinny and the chat proceed to go absolutely mental, and the chat spams Kobe jokes. Note that this is a medieval-themed game.
    Vinny: I kinda love this game. I kinda really love it!
    • Speaking of basketballs, there's Cpl. Howser's head.
    • The American Gothic Couple show up as NPCs.
    • Death dresses like a hippie (fitting, since Limbo is a "peaceful utopia") whose "magical chariot" is a Hippie Van.
    • The point of the shooting gallery isn't to hit the target, but to miss it. Vinny accomplishes this by doing such things as aiming backwards (while also seeing through himself and having two crossbows) and shooting the counter attendant. The target doesn't move... on the impossible level.
    • The Olympic scoring when Vinny somersaults over the wall.
    • Vinny gets RickRolled by the game.
  • Shitty GBA & GBC Games:
    • Vinny's reaction to the bootleg hack game The Pikachu Nightmare. In the same vein as Joel reacting to the bootleg hack game Super Mario 7, Vinny is presented with what looks like a Pokémon game with Pikachu in it... and then the intact introduction text from the original game The Smurfs' Nightmare (complete with Gargamel's mugshot) pops up when he starts playing it, prompting Vinny to burst into laughter. And that's not all...
    Vinny: Oh my god, what is this? What does this have to do with Pikachu...?
    (a bizarre anthropomorphic Pikachu walks in from the left side of the screen)
    Vinny: W-WHAT IS THAT MANCHU?!
    • Vinny describing the first level of The Pikachu Nightmare as "vaguely sexual".
    • "The story goes, that Pikachu was sent to Smurf Village to save the Smurfs from Gargamel. However, Pikachu was unable to overcome the sausages. Definitely couldn't overcome the strawberries that looked like hearts. And, then smeared his blood all over the walls. The town became a wreck, Gargamel won, and the houses forever... stayed bloody."
    • Vinny playing a strange, bootlegged GBC Pokémon game called Pocket Monster Saphire that's best described as Pokémon as a Super Robot Wars game with a horrible translation that easily gives Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal a run for its money. For example, the game refers to the titular Mons as "Magic Babies", and some of their individual names include "Fireballrat" (Cyndaquil), "Giststone" (Geodude), and "Qutstandingnuntortoise" (Squirtle). YouTuber Yuriofwind had previously made a video on the same bootleg and discovered that it also uses names like "Fat D" (Jigglypuff) and "pikachu" (a nearly accurate name with all lowercase letters).
    • Two words: Shrek Kart.
    Vinny: Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up dog, shut the fuck up handsome, shut the fuck up TV, shut the fuck up you! Shut the fuck up dog, shut the fuck up TV, shut the fuck up phone, shut the fuck up baby, shut the fuck up Snoopy!note 
    • Vinny playing an air hockey minigame in a video game called Arthur's Absolutely Fun Day. It goes on just fine until Vinny, acting on chat advice, traps the puck into a corner and blocks it with his paddle, causing an unceasing harsh buzzing sound from the puck repeatedly hitting things. In response, Vinny doesn't say a word and instead just makes a zoom in on the Arthur head sprite in the top left corner.
    • The GBC version of Magical Tetris Challenge, but it's the Italian translation.
      • Vinny's impression of Donald Duck. "(random Donald Duck gibberish) Good job! (more gibberish)"
      • Some of the characters' names in Italian, for example "Paperino" (Donald Duck).
      • Vinny purposely stacking blocks on top of one another until he gets a game over.
      Vinny: He's finished. He fucking finished. He was having a good time.
      • Vinny trying to translate Italian text (especially seen during the stream itself). He claims he took Italian classes for a few years and doesn't remember any of it, and thus his "translations" are hilariously inaccurate.
  • Android Games:
  • During his stream of Shitty MS-DOS Games, he lets out an "uh oh" immediately after The Flintstones theme kicks in.
  • During his stream of the painfully terrible Wii U shop game The Skunk Bundle, he encounters a man's ass sticking out of the wall shooting volcanic diarrhea across the hallway, then his collapse into what can best be described as broken laughter upon seeing the look of sheer determination on the man's face on the other side of the wall.
    • The Haunted Hotel game in general comes off as someone trying to make a horror game, realizing it isn't really that scary, then just giving up and throwing jokes and memes early on (including Floor 4 Room 20 being one big pot joke). Vinny points out that it's like the developer was slowly learning how to work the engine as they went along the game. Later in to it, he finds an NPC that's supposed to be in a cage but... kind of glided out, with the player character jokingly using pirate talk on him. Vinny just says "I hate this. I hate everything" in response to whatever the hell that was supposed to be.
  • Vinny playing with a cheap Kinect/Eye Toy-knockoff console called the Wireless Air 60 goes about as well as you'd expect, resulting in nearly an hour of Vinny waving his arms around like a maniac trying to make the games work.
  • The Senpai: A Seinfeld Visual Novel is absurd enough on its own, but is made even funnier with Vinny's impressions of the cast.
  • Shitty Gameboy Homebrew Games starts off on a high note with a chiptune version of Careless Whisper.
    • One of the later games introduces a new knockoff Mario brother, Luigo. His game manages to corrupt itself into an unplayable state within ten seconds.
  • Android Games 2 has Vinny play even more (bootleg) games for the Android. As always, the results are priceless.
    • Flying Spider Hero features a color swap of Spider-Man in a cheaply rendered 3D world and somewhat bad english when it comes to objective descriptions. One notable instance is the game telling Vinny to "redeem the bag".
    • Blocky Pizza Five Nights, a cheap FPS game where Vinny plays in a world made up of Minecraft characters (with the foes based on characters from Five Nights at Freddy's) that blow up into blocks when killed. What serves as the cherry on top is when Vinny gets a "You are about to die" notification that offers a "Save me" option by watching an ad, and during gameplay he also gets a similar thing but with "Free Ammo" instead.
    • Less Angeles Crime is shown to be a carbon copy of the game Vinny previously played (Agent John Brown), except his player character now has dragon wings, for no discernible reason. Vinny then attempts to fight an orange car (that's, oddly enough, shorter than him), and then out of nowhere it turns into a Transformers character. Even Vinny is surprised!

    Fan Games/Game Hacks 
  • Vinny's Shitty Mario Games. A huge running gag is Vinny accidentally setting off sticky keys because a lot of the games made the poor design choice of setting jump to the shift key.
    Vinny: Guess what button jumps, guys.
    [beep]
  • All of "Cave No Story", where Vinny plays a mod of Cave Story that removes the story of the game... and everything else. While it can sort of be unnerving for some, Vinny feels nothing but mounting frustration with practically nothing showing up apart from NPCs being in unreachable spots and then not being there when he gets there. But then the final boss battle happens.
  • Vinny's legendary video on Supra Mayro Kratt, a Stylistic Suck Mario Kart fan game with broken gameplay and poorly done character models. Hilarity Ensues.
    • This classic exchange between Vinny as Mario and Luigi:
    Luigi: Hey, Mario! Do you wanna go kart racing?
    Mario: No Luigi, this fucking game sucks!
    Luigi: But Mario, it's my very own kart racing game! It's me, Luggy, your brother!
    Luigi: But, you got brakes that can brake on a dime. You can stop on a dime, Mario! This is better than Brooklyn!
    Mario: Go fuck yourself.
    Luigi: But Joshy's in it! Joshy's competing! Mario, you gotta understand, this is my moment of glory! Mario...? Mario...?
  • Supre Smesh Bras, an April Fools video where he plays a bunch of Flash-based Smash Bros knock-offs.
    Vinny: Jesus Christ, what am I doing with my li—
    • The first game is clearly made with Vinny in mind; much of the content references Vinesauce streams like The Fantastic Game, Supra Mayro Kratt, Sanicball, Joel's destruction of Windows XP, and more. He doesn't quite catch on until he selects the Fantastic stage, but once he does, he responds with the Mario and Luigi conversation below.
    • A fight between "Shalk" and "Sanic":
    Shalk: Now it's SHALK time! I'm really FEEEEEEEEELLLLLIIINNNGGG IIIITTT!
    Vinny: *laughs* Oh shit...!
    Sanic: *Attacking with Sanicballs* YOU'RE TOO SLOW!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
    • Pitting "Mayro" against "Mayro" in Shrek's Swamp. With the level playing a MIDI of All Star (from Joel's Windows XP destruction stream). He then tops that off with this exchange. The perfect impressions of the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show incarnations of Mario and Luigi, as usual, make it even more funny.
    Luigi: Hey Mario, what is this garbage?
    Mario: It's fucking SHIT, Luigi! It's a meme game that someone made, combining all the memes into one game! It's garbage, Luigi! Don't play it!
    Luigi: Hey Mario, I know someone who's gonna play it. All you gotta do is send it to him!
    Mario: *sigh* What's his name, Luigi?
    Luigi: His name is Vinesauce. He's a real jerk-off, Mario! He thinks this shit is funny!
    • A fight between "Shalk" and "Shalk" which mainly consists of "MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO MONADO..."
    Vinny: And now let's never speak of this again...
    • Then he brings up another game called Super Smash Battle which has all the classic Nintendo characters. Link, Samus... and Spongebob.
    • The ending card for Spongebob is just a screengrab of Spongebob looking at himself in the mirror.
    • Then he plays the sequel to that particular knock-off with incredibly stiff 3D models... and a very weird Young Link with Adult Link's voice.
  • Two words: Wario Date. (NSFW warning)
  • Super Toad 67, the best-worst Super Mario Bros. X level Vinny's ever played, with all the infernal noises you could ever want.
    • The origin of the game is probably the best part. While Vinny was streaming Yoshi's New Island and not being too impressed with it, he commented on how Nintendo tends to rely on their core franchises rather than other popular ones, and jokes that they might as well make a "Super Toad 67" at this point. The very next day, Vinny is sent Super Toad 67.
    Vinny: I fucking called it.
    Vinny: "What the fuck? Why do I want to know about a man who can circumcise penises?"
    • And even better...
    "I can circumcise—WHEE-HEEEEE!!"
  • The Sonic Dreams Collection stream. All of it. Especially his reaction to the "Crib" sequence of Sonic Movie Maker, Eggman Origin and his utter loss of sanity by the end of it all.
    Vinny: Is this like a forced feeding thing? (Beat) Oh god, yes it—aw guys... Aw no, oh I hate this! Guys! What have you done?! Why was this the most requested game of my streaming career?!
    Vinny: (After feeding Tails to Sonic) He just ate Tails? He just ate Tails! What the fuck?! Who made this shit?! (period of staring off the stage) Just give me a minute, guys. (gets up and walks around) Subplots.
    Vinny: Can I ask you guys a question, and this is a serious question. I'm not trying to be funny with this. What was a cheeseburger doing up there? There was a cheeseburger in there... there was a cheeseburger in there...
    • In a delightful bit of foreshadowing, the first name Vinny gets in Make My Sonic is "Glitch the Hedgehog". He eventually settles on "Fem-Shadow Juvia The Hedgehog".
    • Vinny's message in the guestbook at the end of Sonic Movie Maker.
    I don't know who I am anymore or why I exist. Not that I knew before playing this game, but I especially don't know now. I've made a huge mistake.
    ;^]
    • Then there's My Roommate Sonic. Vinny really doesn't want to do what he does, squealing in disgust when he has to take off Sonic's shoe and desperately looking away from Sonic when he comes close. Then it's followed up by his complete disbelief at what happens when he looks into Sonic's eyes. Cue a minute of silence and then Vinny turning on the webcam.
    Vinny: Email me at this webzone if you know what the fuck I just played.
  • During a stream of Super Mario Bros. 3Mix, a chat member asks Vinny about depressing music, which he proceeds to give examples of and sums up his opinion of it with "There is beauty to be found in the darkness." He ends up realizing how emo this sounds, but due to the level he was in at the time, his response was practically begging for this piece of fan art.
    • While streaming the same game, Vinny comes up with Lakitoad, a cross between Lakitu and Toad that attacks by making infernal noises. Fan artists went crazy with this one, to the point where Lakitoad dominated the art shown at the end of the stream.
    • With this game's level design, Southbird managed to get Vinny to say he hates vines during the third stream. Let that sink in for a while.
    • Following a discussion concerning his thoughts on the legalization of weed, Vinny... well, let's just say this is where Tucker was born.
    • In the fourth stream, Vinny discovers that despite wearing his voice out at PAX East 2015, he can still do a Christopher Walken impression and joked that he can project his voice better while doing so, joking further that he could do the whole stream with that voice.
    Vinny: "[In Christopher Walken's voice] And baby, oh, it sounds like Christopher Walken! Wait a minute, if I do Walken, I can project a little bit... better! So maybe you'll just get a whole Walken stream, because I can put power... [starts to laugh and revert to his normal voice] into my voice! [In his normal voice] Oh, fucking hell."
    • The Christopher Walken impression was followed by someone being upset that Vinny missed some blocks in a couple of long rows of coin blocks.
    Vinny: "Someone's upset, I missed a block, hang on, hang on a second! I can't forget the block, hang on. There you go. [Vinny hits the rest of the blocks in the right row, then notices a single block remaining in the left row] Oh, wait, what's that? Oh my God, the OCD. Would it be OK if I just left this block here? Are you guys gonna be OK with this? There's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... on the right. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight on the left, so it's not even symmetrical. Look how painful this block is. [Vinny hits the block]"
  • CrazySonic, a CrazyBus-themed Sonic the Hedgehog ROM hack.
    • But what does it entail? Well, among other things, Sonic is replaced by a slow-moving school bus. It's also invincible to spikes.
    • The special stage is "Chaos Tires"; it's just driving the bus past the screen like the original "game".
    • One of the options in the stage selection menu is the "Play better music" option, which includes the He-Man "What's Going On" song, the Bob the Builder theme, the Hong Kong '97 music, "Never Gonna Give You Up", Sanic (But then it turns into JOHN CENA!!!!), all of which made him declare it to be "Memes: The Game".
    • There's also "Play better game". One of the choices loads the original Crazy Bus "game", another loads a highway game that Vinny quickly compares to Desert Bus (even better, the music from the Sanic mode carried over into it). The last? A port of Hong Kong 97.
    Chin is dead!! To continue: Press start to return to CrazySonic, or press A+B+C+Reset to restart your console. If you do this, the fuckin' ugly reds will win.
  • During one particular stream, Vinny decided to play Half-Life 2, but with a twist; In a similar vein to his Chaos Editions and Corruptions, he uses a randomized version of the game, swapping around textures, sound files, and the like with no rhyme or reason. Naturally, it's a barrel of laughs.
    Vinny: Oooh my God. Uuugh, it's terrible! Everything is terrible!
    • The sound file swapping in particular causes the game to be really, really weird. Many standard sound effects are replaced by entire lines of dialogue, causing the the game to never shutting the hell up. At one point, every step Gordon Freeman takes produces the line, "Let's get a move on." Vinny is amused by how fitting the change is.
    • The texture swaps lead to all sorts of insane nonsense, and Vinny finds a large amount of bizarre things because of it. Such things include trees made entirely out of trash and words, a bathtub with a person's face (complete with a creepy grin) on it, Alex with a striped black-and-white color scheme and eye deformations, and a room with a cat image on the wall.
  • Related to the above randomization, the two Glitch-Life streams.
  • While we're on the subject of Half-Life, pretty much everything about Crack-Life. Basically what the mod does is replace all the sounds and fiddle with the textures and models to produce a YouTube Poop-esque experience. Hilarity Ensues.
  • The Melee MLG Pro Strats stream, in which Vinny learns to stop being a scrub and play Melee like a real pro.
    Vinny: Ugh, I'm so used to Wii U! When Mario wasn't able to do the...Spireball Fam.
    Vinny (using Ganondorf): Let's see if the Wizard Phut™ is as good.
  • Vinny Visits the Edgezone has Vinny playing a Super Mario Bros. X level taking place in the titular Edgezone. Highlights include Mario drowning in Luigis (which serve as power-ups, a Boo who drags along a sign that says "POOP" near a ton of arrow signs, and the background music.
    Background music: Craaaaaaaaaaaawling in my craaaaaaaaaaaawl!
  • Pizza Ya San (Pizza Shop), a Japanese map for the Half-Life mod Sven Co-op , is "pretty extremely interesting" from start to finish. Vinny tries it on his own at first, but as it's meant for 4+ players, he gets stuck after slow progress and enlists for online help, which goes about as well as expected. Highlights include:
    • The general absurdity of the game, with strange customers (The VIP from TFC is eating pizza with chopsticks, a cat ends up "free loading" eating McDonald's in the pizza place, a random Black Mesa scientist that stretches his mouth trying to fit an entire pizza inside, and then there's this random catgirl that Vinny attacks unprovoked), surprisingly lethal obstacles to making a pizza, and the unbelievable justifications for the enemies ("Disgusting Vermin" and "Pizza Eaters").
    • The mysterious Barrels O' Fun, an ally of Vinny's with unknown origins and a penchant for suicide.
    • After gathering pizza ingredients, which involved traversing deadly cheese and fighting off "Stray Dogs" with human faces, the group is finally ready to make the pizza (set to Brahms's Hungarian Dance No. 5). Assembling the ingredients goes well enough, if involving a bit more blood than your standard pizza, but when they try to put it in the oven...
      Vinny: (reading the message) "Does not work stove." DOES NOT WORK STOVE!
      DesertPogona: What? Why does nothing in this place fucking work?
      Vinny: What do you mean, "Does not work stove"?!
      • The solution? Grenades.
    • The cliffhanger ending, which was even predicted by another player.
    • At one point in the delivery part, while Vinny's being healed by Mentaljen, someone using a Sans player model darts in and out of the room they're in. Vinny promptly looks out the doorway to see who it was.
  • Vinny playing Super Smash Bros. Infinite, a mod of Brawl where the creator stuffs as many characters and stages as possible in a single mod. As seen in the highlights video, the funniest moments include:
    • Vinny having a match consisting of only Sonic the Hedgehog characters. The full stream isn't as funny compared to the highlights due to the fact that the latter suddenly cuts the character selection screen in the first few seconds of the video to said match, right after Vinny said, "But, let me show you some of these new characters that you gonna love."
    • In his first match as Skull Kid, Vinny wished for his Final Smash to involve dropping the Moon. He didn't get that wish that time, but during his fight to "unlock" Ness (even though he's already available to play as in the mod), he managed to do so... and it's glorious (though it didn't one-shot Ness). It's his reaction that sells it.
    • And then he discovered the many alternate skins/characters behind the default roster... And after trying out the ones behind the modded-in fighters, he decided to check the original roster characters...
    • A match featuring four Waluigis, especially whenever Vinny reaches down the pause button.
    • Vinny discovers that Raiden has Luke Skywalker as his alt. Due to the way Raiden works as a fighter, cue Luke shooting out "foot blades" and Vinny commenting on his character.
    • Vinny (nearly?) chuckles when he sees that one of Vegeta's alts has him in Luigi's outfit. He then proceeds to use said alt as one of the opponents in a later match.
    • Vinny's reaction when he discovers Pepsiman as one of Viewtiful Joe's alts.
    • Vinny decides to play as Crono (Ike's alt) to slay the Minions (Ice Climbers' alt) after discovering the latter, with Frog (Toon Link's alt) and Groose (Ganondorf's alt) as additional opponents. The Minions win.
    • One of the matches involve "mascot" characters like Bubsy (Knuckles's alt, played by Vinny), Crash Bandicoot (Luigi's alt), Rayman (also Luigi's alt), and... Ronald McDonald, who, being Goku's alt, can fire a Kamehameha.
    • Vinny playing as King Harkinian (Phantom Ganon's alt) has to be seen to be believed. Especially his comments regarding the character.
    • Vinny decides to have an all-Marvel match... in a gigantic courtroom, complete with Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth as background characters. What's noteworthy is that the AI has trouble playing on the stage, causing them to shuffle around on the center part and making them easy pickings for Vinny.
    • One of the more bizarre matches has Vinny playing as Michael Jackson (Deadpool's alt) and fighting against two Pika-people (one dressed as Fox and the other being the memetic Pikaman/Longchu) and a fox. A literal fox, who just happens to dress up like Fox much like the aforementioned Pikachu!Fox.
    • Another bizarre match has him playing as Peter Pan and fighting against Gruntilda (King Dedede's alt), GLaDOS (R.O.B.'s alt), and... an Arwing (also R.O.B.'s alt). It manages to produce one of the best-timed "game pause" shots in the stream (see the "game pause" moments below). As for the winner? The Arwing won.
    • The last match of the stream's Part 1 has John Cena (Little Mac's alt) fighting against Anime characters and Isaac. Cue John Cena's The Time is Now.
      • In one pause moment of that match, Vinny notices that one of John Cena's fingers is glitched.
    Vinny: Finger is glitched! I repeat, finger is glitched!
    Vinny: I don't think I want this king over... for dinner.
    • In general, Vinny attempting (and failing) to play as the "new" non-alternate characters, as he immediately jumps into battle without learning how they actually work.
    • Part 2 of the stream has Vinny play the game with his friend, Mike. More chaotic moments ensue.
      • After Meat Boy (Mike) used a Dragoon to take out Professor Layton (Vinny) near the end of a match, the screen begins doing... this.
      • Mike keeps pressing Vinny's Berserk Button by playing as Sonic the Hedgehog characters.
      • In a stage that resembles the Miiverse stage from Smash 4, Mike notices a piece of (fake) user art in the background that reads "Ridley did 9/11".
      • In one match, Mike (as Spider-Man) keeps falling into pits after constantly failing to recover due to how Spider-Man's Up-Special works (unleashing his web at an angle). And at one point, he falls down again after being harassed by Starfy.
      • Vinny playing as Shulkle, a Shuckle with a wig modeled after Shulk's hair and carrying a smaller version of Shulk's Monado.
  • Staying with mods, Vinny's video showcasing mods for Dissidia Duodecim: Final Fantasy.
    • He has a completed save file given to him by a friend who set his Player Card up to display Barret Wallace thanking him for his streams. Kinda heartwarming too after Vinny's actual FF7 streams, where Barret was something of an Ensemble Darkhorse to Vinny. Or, you could say, "He's jes' FULL OF SURPRISES!"
    • The very first match he does is Sonic (a model-swapped Onion Knight) versus Sephiroth...which ends as quickly as it begins.
    • Mario as Tifa fighting a Bahamut-skinned Feral Chaos. And said Mario skin glitching out.
    • At one point when about to showcase a mod for Bartz, Vinny calls him "Butts" and states it was his "original name. True story." He's right too. It was spelt "Butz" but otherwise he's on the money.
    • The Samus model for Laguna. Guess Metroid really was a guy after all! Also complete with Ridley as Feral Chaos.
    • Bartz as Peter Pan vs Warrior of Light as Link. Its practically the same character! Complete with a custom music track louder than even Vinny!
    • Speaking of Warrior of Light, poor Vinny laments the guy's lack of name and briefly christens him "Todd Warrior Of Light." Even funnier is that, in this game at least, Prishe actually gives him a name...that goes unrevealed, of course.
    • All throughout, Vinny has no idea how to actually play Dissidia. This despite that the save file he's using has endgame level CPU-only gear hacked in.
    • No prizes for guessing what one of Cloud's alternate costumes is.
    • The real crown jewel comes from the ultimate grudge match between Waluigi (a model swap of Sephiroth) versus Luigi (Shantotto.) Complete with Waluigi casting Super Nova and standing amidst a huge cosmic explosion looking more badass than Waluigi has any right to be.
    • Where Super Smash Bros. fails, Dissidia succeeds: Warrior of Light has a playable Chrom model!
  • The entirety of "Kronos Trigger" highlight may as well be a tough "don't laugh challenge" due to its numerous hilarious moments. For those who wonder, imagine Chrono Trigger injected with Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal's translation style. Vinny's laughs and comments are what sells it.
  • Even funnier is Finally Fantastic VII. Similar to the above, but with Final Fantasy VII as the base game.
  • While most of Vinny's playthrough of Terminal 7 is definitely NOT Played for Laughs, there's one moment in particular that's quite funny: Vinny discovering an Easter Egg in a dumpster of Frank Reynolds saying "trash." At the end, Vinny!Luigi declaring that he's going "Terminal 8" may also qualify.
    Vinny!Luigi: So I got a little "Terminal 7"? Alright? I tell you what? I'M GOING "TERMINAL 8" NOW! TERMINAL 8!!!

  • Yo! Noid 2:
    • Vinny discovers that the Noid can dab.
    Vinny: The Noid can dab? Alright, that's enough. We're done. (screen goes black) Next is Gettin' Weird With It; thanks for watching Yo! Noid 2, I hope you enjoyed that.
    • Soon after that, Vinny discovers analog dabbing. Then he starts reciting the Lord's Prayer, and then:
    Vinny: Please, meataroni my pizzaroni, cheesy on my peeny, patron saints, and, uh, lots of toppings on thy pizza. Amen.
    • Vinny sings the song of Bello's people:
    Vinny: Portobello, porcini, truffle chanterelle enoki! ...Put it on my cock!
    • On Noid Roid:
    Vinny: I'm going to... I'm going to vomit from my... butt.
    • Apparently, the chat started taking sides over pizza chains.
    • Vinny's frustrated noises when he keeps dying in Domino Dungeon.
    Vinny: AH, CRRRUST!
    Vinny: If he drops a Little Caesar's, then you know it's an insult.
    Vinny: 'Cheesus Crust.' Get the fuck outta here with this shit!
    Vinny: Bring it on, Papa John!
    • After finishing the game, Vinny watches the announcement of Hatsune Miku as the mascot for Domino's Pizza. It leaves him both stunned and amazed.
    Scott: Once your pizza's delivered, have some fun with Miku!
    Vinny: AAUGH!!
    Vinny: I refuse to believe this. (...) This is what the Noid was replaced with.

  • One night, Vinny dug through an interesting collection of Mario ROM hacks (which, even more unusually, were running in a PlayStation homebrew NES emulator)
    • There were quite a few Carnage-themed hacks for some reason.
    • One of the ROMs on the disc is Mario 7-in-1, otherwise known as the originator of Grand Dad. Averted however, by the fact that it didn't work.
    • Nude Mario 3.
    Vinny: Why am I doing this? [sees Mario and Luigi with 'penes', quickly backs out] AWWWWWWOAHHHHHHHHkay, let's continue, Luigi!

    Everything Else 
  • Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder is full of laughs. Buttplug, gay condiments... You name it.
    Vinny: Oh. Well, this guy said "Nuff wanks", so... He was like "That's it, enough wanks... I want my condom back"
    "I'm going to honk you!"
    • When he said "It protects the tea from getting too moist", Chatango had at least two users posting the grandma from Cookie Clicker with the caption "Moist!". But the very way he emphasizes "moist" is pretty much as if he was asking for that reaction.
    • Vinny: Why does this tea taste like spermicide?
  • ANYONE WANT TO RP?
  • In Vinny's Breaking Bridge Constructor, we see a truck attempt to perform a "Hail Mary" jump to clear the bridge... with predictable results...
    • The Tanker truck attempting to make it across a rapidly falling-apart bridge.
    Vinny: This is a game about miracles.
    Vinny: (after laughing his ass off) ...I gotta post this to Facebook.
  • Vinny plays The Choicest Voice. Hilarity ensues.
    Vinny's impression: Maaaaario!
    Vinny's impression played back: MaaaAAAAAAAAA
    • And then it goes ass backwards with Wario:
    Vinny's impression: Waaaaario!
    Vinny's impression played back:AAAAAAAAAaaario!
    • Vinny does an impression of Yoshi by playing an ocarina, which ends up getting him a good score.
    • Vinny's reactions upon having to do an impression of Boo.
      It sounds like a dying cat.
    • When Vinny does an impression of Bowser, he screams rather loudly. The resulting playback can only be described as an explosion of sound.
    • His impression of Bowser Jr. laughing comes out as a loud static feedback, which Vinny describes as sounding like it was hit by lightning.
    • At the 1:06 mark he tries to imitate one of Yoshi's more odd noises, the sound Vinny makes needs to be heard to be believed. It's like someone choked a Yoshi mid-speach.
  • Even through all the tension and jumpscares, Vinesauce manages to crack some jokes about Five Nights at Freddy's.
    • Vinny is snuck on for the first time while looking at the cameras and subsequently jumpscared. His first reaction? A calm, deadpan "Good game". This deadpan reaction continues for most of the game. He's at most slightly uneasy, but never screams once while playing. Compared to the horrified reaction from most Let's Plays of the game, this is hilarious.
    • Vinny runs into Freddy's glowing eyes and creepy music box tune for the first time:
    Vinny: "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!"
    • "I tried to press the button!"
    • He is later caught by Chica, the duck robot. Chat explodes into duck puns. The fact that she is once intercepted by locking the door, causing her to stare down the window, didn't help. note 
    • Vinny repeatedly referring to the game as "Friday Night Pizza" and "Fun Time Pizza Duck".
  • Vinny returns to Second Life as Ralph Bluetawn.
  • Vinny playing Graffiti Kingdom. The ability to create alternate forms for the player to transform into provides unlimited possibilities. Not only do we get a knockoff Ralph Bluetawn, but we get a rotund creature who attacks with his huge wang.
    Vinny: YES! I leveled up from hitting him with my cock!
    • And a cutscene a few minutes later, although sadly not involving the dong-creature.
    Hero: Whoa... look at the size of that thing.
    Vinny: Insert clip of the previous monster.
    • After using the dong-monster form to defeat the boss.
    Vinny: Yes! Well, you're pregnant now, can I pass?'''
  • Vinny's tale of the Trolls and Goblins song.
  • The Skate 3 streams, showcasing as many glitches as Vinny can find.
  • When Vinny returned from a PAX, his voice was wrecked, but he found that his Mario voice still sounded fine, and briefly contemplated doing a whole stream with that impression or several others.
  • Vinny gets some scripts that allow him to mess with Grand Theft Auto V's coding. Enough insanity ensued that Vinny needed four videos to condense it down.
    • Franklin's Bad Day, wherein Vinny primarily uses a script that allows the player to fly. He uses this to piledrive several vehicles, merge with citizens, chase someone who abandoned the mission objective, and generally make Franklin's life hell.
    • Mammalian Menace has Vinny play as many different animals, causing as much destruction as possible. Remember, if you let a cat drive, it will most likely cause the car to fly into an airplane and make it crash.
    • Unnatural Impetuses, where Vinny becomes so attractive that he literally magnetizes people towards him. He then fails a mission in the most insane ways possible, and glitches out a few cutscenes.
    • Old Man Strikes Back, the longest of them all. It focuses on a kindly old man, who, in Vinny's hands, becomes a flying black hole, plays Katamari Damacy on the city streets, and eventually works to foil the entire police force before his anticlimatic death. He only needs to say one thing to strike fear into the hearts of everyone...
  • Vinny playing Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain:
    • One of the tracks on Vinny's helicopter just has the sounds of Loud Nigra, which leads to the hilarious sight of a screaming helicopter trying to be stealthy. Hilariously, throughout the playthrough when Vinny grows tired of the screaming track, he claims he'll change it as soon as he can... and then always ends up forgetting, leading to him cursing himself every time the helicopter starts screaming at everything again. At one point during the power plant mission in Africa, Pequod comes to Vinny's rescue guns ablazing...whilst "Loud Nigra" blares out from the speakers, turning the helicopter itself into a goddamn perfect Screaming Warrior. When he finally DOES change it, players are likely to start missing Pequod's Amazing Screaming Helicopter.
    • D-Dog glitching into a wall, and Vinny having to use the Stun Arm on him to fix him. Poor guy...
    • Vinny's ridiculous custom weapons (or as he calls them, "Cheap Cuns" and no, that's not a typo, that's how he pronounces it thanks a typo a stream chat member made), born out of a hilarious weapon mod glitch that allows you to put any weapon mod on any weapon which leads to a pistol with a stupidly long sniper rifle barrel where the laser sight or flashlight would be, a bizarre assault rifle-sniper rifle hybrid that used to be a revolver and lacks a trigger, an Uragan revolver that can hold an impossible amount of machine gun bullets with an equally as long reload time, another assault-sniper hybrid with an ammo clip that goes through the midsection of the gun completely vertically gun and the crowner being a silent grenade launcher with just as silly an ammo capacity as the magic Uragan. And said magic grenade launcher helps him defeat the Skulls in "Traitor's Caravan". The next video has him retiring them... and then making just one more for the road, a modified rifle with an utterly broken reload animation. When Snake reloads it standing up, his arms go at an awkward angle, sometimes behind him so he looks like Sonic the Hedgehog when he runs. Oh and when he reloads it while prone, his lower body twists around.
    • While escaping from Sahelanthropus on D-Horse, Vinny makes a comment on how reliable the horse is. IMMEDIATELY afterwards, Vinny dismounts it and the horse runs off on him, prompting a chase back towards the Metal Gear to retrieve the horse and its cargo (aka Huey). But the real funny moment is Vinny's reaction.
      • "Horse? ...HORSE?! ...HOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRSE!!!"
      • <while being bombarded by Sahelanthropus> "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
      • "Metal Gears are the future; fuck horses!"
    • In one mission in Africa, Vinny keeps failing to tail an NPC called "the Major." Eventually he just decides to jack a jeep and tail him the GTA way... and it works for a while until he accidentally crashes into a tree which causes him to get spotted by the enemy causing the Major to go into panic mode and flee the mission area via helicopter. Vinny lets out a huge "DIE!!!" in response.
    • During the infamous awkward jeep ride to Sahelanthropus' launch bay, Vinny utterly disregards Skull Face's rants and even finds he can open the iDroid during it! He simply puts on John Cena's theme for a bit just to show how much he cares.
    • And then the Sahelanthropus battle itself! And all the myriad failures, from Vinny's support refusing to just sending him the Killer Bee rocket launcher to his accidentally running off a cliff and at one point being blasted full on by Sahelanthropus' railgun resulting in an instant kill leading Vinny to launch into a furious tirade of screeches that sound like an angry Toad.
  • Playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night:
    • One running gag is how Vinny can never properly input the command for Soul Steal (which is understandable) and just mashes the controls hoping for it to work, making Alucard turn around at light speed repeatedly and swing at nothing while getting hit by the enemy/enemies he was trying to Soul Steal from.
    Vinny: GUYS, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
    • Being encouraged by chat, Vinny decides to farm the Runesword from the Dodo Bird, which takes a very long time even with the Alucart set. When he finally does get it, he heads towards a nearby save point, and because he was mostly distracted from talking to the stream about things, gets decimated by a Nova Skeleton and lets out three Big NOOOOHOOHOHHOHOHOHOS in quick succession, some of which are tinged with horrified laughter. Cue the return of the Runesword farming sequence.
    Vinny: Is there a rewind... on the ePSXe? ...I don't think there is.
  • Vinny playing Blast Corps is a laugh a minute considering how hard it can get. Especially once he gets to Oyster Harbour. The linked video is a showcase of all his best moments. The deliberately low-quality footage with his calmer speech contrasts with the HD quality video and his desperate shouting.
    Vinny after accidentally destroying a block he needed to proceed: Oh, what have I done?! Oh, I've eaten the big scrotum here, guys.
    Vinny trying to get a TNT block off of the boat he just moved: What's the TNT doing?! What're you DOING, TNT GET OFF THE THING!!!
    Vinny trying and failing to get the Ramdozer off a boat he improperly parked: Yeah we had, we really really really nailed it when it came to- TO JACKIN' OFF!!
    Vinny just as a TNT he was pushing unepectedly veers to the right: YEAH WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE RIGHT? WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE RIGHT YEAH YEAH GO TO THE RIGHT YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAHYEAH GET STUCK YEP YEPYEP YEP (alarm sounds) YEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
    Vinny after the nuke truck collides with a building a scant centisecond before he hit the building with TNT: EAT A DICK!!! Oh my god, eat a DICK!!
    Vinny pushing a block of TNT perilously close to the nuke truck: Don't motherfuck me. (TNT veers to the right, hitting the nuke truck and detonating it) DON'T MOTHERFUCK ME!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKED ME!!! YOU FUCKED ME!!! GAAAAARGH I HATE YOU!
  • Playing Fallout 4:
    • Vinny does the Billy sidequest under the expectation that his parents are long dead. This leads to a sequence of events with his complete genuine shock that Billy's parents are alive, Piper glitching in the background during the reunion cutscene, and trying to kill Billy's parents after a low payout and walking away casually while the parents and Piper are shooting it out.
  • Vinny playing games sent to him by Reg is guaranteed to be so utterly random and chaotic that it's hilarious.
    • Derp Games, where Vinny plays a... game... about an astronaut and another about Jesus and burgers.
      Vinny: I have some games that, um... Reg sent me last night, I'm afraid. He told me not to play them until I was on stream, so I said okay, fine. Brace yourselves.
      [sound of an alarm] EEAAHHH!!! EEAAHHH!!! EEAAHHH!!! EEAAHHH!!! EEAAHHH!!! EEAAHHH!!! EEAAHHH!!!
  • The "Human Fall Flat" video got points right off the bat as it was once a fucking PornHub-exclusive video. While it isn't anymore... Southbird uploaded his own condensation for those unwilling to see the whole thing.
  • The Active Worlds stream, whilst also absolutely horrifying the whole way through, is rather amusing considering the sole user of the now-abandoned server decided to completely and utterly fool/horrify both Vinny and his stream audience, due to everyone assuming said user was actually a bot programmed to do such things.
  • One of Vinny's sessions of The Culling with his stream viewers had him accidentally committing suicide, with his corpse shooting off into space. Shortly after that, someone else succumbs to poison gas, and the camera focuses on their face upside-down in the frame. Vinny actually made it the thumbnail of that particular video.
    • Earlier in that same video is him and GPM throwing sticks and stones at each other for a good ten minutes or so while GPM chases him around, up until Vinny dies.
  • When setting up StreetPass for Kirby: Planet Robobot, Vinny scrolls through his Miis, most of which were featured on his Tomodachi streams... and then gets to a page full of Jahns, which catches him by surprise.
  • Vinny playing BeamNG.drive. Much of the stream's punchline consisted of a wacky combination of wonky physics modifications and the damage that the vehicles take as Vinny messes around. The ending takes the cake, however, as possibly one of the funniest moments in Vinesauce history. Towards the end of the segment, Vinny comes up with a bright idea: shoot a cannon out of another, larger cannon. Vinny fails multiple times, from the smaller cannon failing to enter the larger cannon, to the game itself resetting the position of the smaller cannon automatically to prevent instability, much to Vinny's dismay. The cherry on top for the whole event was the music, George Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue", which managed to be hilarious, depressing, and spectacular all at the same time, while also synching up surprisingly well with the whole decable. The whole stunt managed to break the entire chat into laughter, then applause.
  • At one point during his Wolfenstein: The New Order playthrough, Vinny accidentally throws a grenade while talking, and interrupts himself with a glorious-sounding scream, running out of the room before it explodes...and continues with his little dialogue like nothing ever happened.
  • During Vinny's stream of We Happy Few, due to what was presumably an early-access bug, the player character began repeatedly exclaiming "That is a terribly charismatic duck. Hmmm, that gives me an idea..." at random intervals, much to his growing annoyance.
  • Twice during the end of his Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots stream, he ends up inadvertently predicting Johnny's lines moments before they're said, much to his bemusement.
  • His "reaction" video to the Metal Gear Survive trailer, which consists of him slumped against his chair in a twitching, catatonic state and ending with him falling off.
    I think i was dead but I sensed it.
  • Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. As you may have guessed, it's anything but "totally accurate".
    • The polygon characters violate all sense of physics (and intelligence) by going awfully fast, blindly ramming into each other, and randomly contorting, stretching and clipping through other objects thanks to glitches (among other things).
    • One of the characters that Vinny places onto the battlefield spontaneously spawns chickens (that roll on the ground instead of walking for some reason). From his ass.
    • Early in his second Totally Accurate Battle Simulator stream, he is left with one boxer on the field against one footman. Rather than clash, the boxer and footman begin chasing each other in circles and tripping over their allies' corpses. This continues for several minutes, and neither ever catch each other.
      • The musket lines. Vinny gets the idea while putting together custom rounds to have long horizontal lines of musket-bearers clash with each other (for reference, troops are usually positioned vertically). Upon starting the match, however, both teams start dropping dead and the survivors throw down their guns, sans a few toward the front — upon examination, Vinny finds that the survivors have had their arms crippled and are now shambling uselessly forward. He repeats this a few times, and then notices that he can still hear muskets firing when there are only two shooters on the field. The guns on the ground are firing by themselves.
      • A battle between two huge mobs of peasants has a small group apparently try to desert and run away as Vinny watches, only for others to run to them, grab their dicks, and drag them back into battle.
    • In one game, the blue team gets stuck on a ballista and push it off the world and then they all fall with it! Granted, they won but all died in the process.
    • The ballistas also gain the hilarious tendency to turn around to aim at ridiculously high speeds, leading to both the ballista and the operator roundhouse-kicking soldiers in the face while they try to dogpile them and flail ineffectively at them. One particular incident had an unfortunate viking going into seizures trying to hit the operator.
  • The otherwise normal Planet Coaster highlights video (well, normal by Vinesauce standards; it still involves Vinny building hell rollercoasters) takes a jab at YouTube's then-new advertiser-friendly content policies by applying censorship. Vinny has a lot of fun with it.
    "It's been a while since I last played this, so I'm rusty right now. I'm like my favorite baseball player, the patron saint of Vinesauce, Rusty SKUNKS himself."
    (Vinny makes a giant hole in the ground) "Pit of despair, deep into the Earth. Some say that if you stand at the edge, you can hear the screams of those who were in helICOPTER."
    "This motherSCRATCHER is polluting my park... with physics-defying soda cans."
    "Oh my god, who has to work in the cave? That would be the worst FERRET job."
    (talking about a new ride) "It looks like a FRUGAL Inquisition-era tortur-HAPPY device."
    (after seeing said ride in action) "I gotta be honest, this is FLIPPIN' SCROTLES."
    (after adding an... interesting cow mascot to his park) It kinda reminds me of Randy Marsh jumping on his BEANBAGS.
    "Oh, FROZEN RICE, this thing's got a hydraulic launch system!"
    "What are these intersections? Somebody's gonna lose a FISH head! That's it, decapiEHHHtion is the only option."
  • Vinny later revisits Planet Coaster, building VinesauceLand, the most disappointing theme park on earth. (highlights)
    • Vinny starts by adding a statue of Toad. Then, just because, he puts a speaker that plays the Hong Kong '97 song on a loop.
    • "There's a secret in this hat ... it's dicks."
    • Vinny decides to make a coaster that launches riders into a ball pit.
    • He later changes the speaker to play a loop of Toad voice grunts, and immediately regrets doing so.
    • "Here at Vinesauce Land we only provide quality sound effects, and quality clowns!"
    • Vinny, after discovering Mario and Thowmp decorations, tries to sing "Do the Mario".
    • Someone in the chat suggests that he record it and play it on a speaker, resulting in the aptly-titled DootMario2.mp3.
    "Ehhh step right up, come on you know, time to do Mehrio time. Come, inside, to Mehrio Park! Do the Mario, time. [DOOT DOOT DOOT DO DO DOOT DO DO DO DO DOOT DOOO DO DO DO BOOP] Come on down to Mehrio, go on inside, we've got a Death Star. Come to see the Toad ....... doot."
    Vinny: This is the best day ever; these people haven't seen entertainment like this since the day they were born, since they came out of a vagin-
  • What happens when Vinny turns on Twitch Chat integration for Clustertruck? Pure schadenfreude, that's what...
    (Incomprehensible Angrish) LUIGI NO!!
    This winter wonderland can suck my dick.
    Whoa, hold on Hitler, what are you guys doing voting for Doublegrav?
    • A few days later, Vinny learns that the chat integration also has a special backdoor tied to the developers' Twitch account...
    • During the "part 3" stream of Clustertruck, at one point the Twitch integration poll is declared "borked" by Vinny because the 3 game modifiers the chat was voting for were not being selected after the voting ended (and continued for the next few polls), prompting Vinny to disable and re-enable Twitch integration. It fixes the problem, but as a side effect, several modifiers begin to take effect before and even during new polls much to Vinny's surprise; "Exploding Trucks" goes first only to be immediately overridden by "Inverted", quickly followed by "Laser Trucks" (which turns the whole level into a Laser Hallway) right as the previous modifier ended.
  • His complete and utter child-like glee when he successfully uses Blade Mode for the first time in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
    Vinny: There's nothing left! It's just chicken nuggets now!
    • Vinny becomes shocked by Sundowner's casual reminisince of 9/11.
    • Vinny becomes slightly creeped out by the Solis security guard, but that rebounds to laughter when he sees him munching pizza and reading saucy manga. Drawn by Yaegashi Nan of Senran Kagura fame, no less!
    • His Big WHAT when Steven Armstrong claims he wants to "Make America great again."note 
    • Hell, Armstrong's entire presence had Vinny constantly laughing, from the infamous "Don't fuck with this senator!" cutscene to his no-holds barred beatdown on Raiden while giving his speech.
      Vinny: Are you kidding me? Was there really just sound effects of a crowd cheering?! This might be the best game I've ever played!
    • Jen made a $5 bet with Vinny that he couldn't beat Armstrong within an hour. Vinny did it within 59 minutes.
  • Super Mario Sunshine is one of Vinny's favorite games. He was very excited to stream it, and hyped up his playthrough of it a lot. On top of that, he decided to use a Game Mod that gave the game HD graphics. Vinny, naturally, comes across a marvelous mess of bugs and glitches that came with the mod. Hilarity Ensues. View the highlight reel here! Some standout moments include...
    Vinny: I don't want to stop fucking playing!
    (music glitch happens)
    Vinny: Now I do. Nono, I take that back. I-now-now I definitely want to stop playing.
    • One particular Game-Breaking Bug occurs when Vinny tries to complete the giant Blooper rematch in Ricco Harbor. He attempts to leap onto the Blooper's platform, only to randomly get thrown on the edge, floating in place in a Cycle of Hurting. Vinny gets annoyed by this, then begins to make fun of Mario's animation as he slowly dies.
    • Also in Ricco Harbor, Vinny attempts a mission to get Red Coins while riding on top of a speedy Blooper. After some struggle, he manages to collect the Red Coins. The Shine Sprite appears...but Vinny has trouble trying to actually grab it because of the perpetually moving Blooper he's forced to ride. Then Vinny crashes onto a wall on solid ground, but it counts as an instant death due to the Blooper he's riding. Seriously. This happens multiple times, and Vinny even crashes into a pole right next to the Shine Sprite, also causing an instant death. The last time it happens, the camera outright sends him to his death.
    Vinny the first time: How do I get off the squid? (crashes into a wall and dies) WWWWWHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!
    Vinny the second time: (sees he's about to crash again after missing the Shine by a gnat's hair) Oh NO, NOOOOO!
    Vinny the final time: Oh god now the camera's fucked up! OH NO! (crashes into yet another wall)
    Vinny: GG.
    • Vinny spends most of the streams talking about or imitating Tommy Wiseau, solely because of his listening to the audiobook version of The Disaster Artist. He even lets viewers listen to Greg Sestero narrate the bit where Tommy yells at a crewmember for farting on set.
    Greg as Tommy: Please don't do this ridiculous stuff, it's disgusting like hell!
    • It even slips into the many angry screams he makes when he loses a life in a bonus level.
    Vinny Wiseau: Don't be RIDICULOUS, MAAAAARK!
    • The Eely-Mouth level is where the bugginess of the HD mod shines through. Copious amounts of crashes and even the camera just stopping in place and soft-locking the game when Mario gets swallowed! Vinny flatout DREADS the level.
  • From his Majora's Mask 3D streams:
    • During the 20th stream, someone in the chat mentioned craving fruit snacks and this inspired Vinny to look up the price of Airheads on Amazon and eventually buy 90 of them. While this isn't completely random due to Vinny's Sweet Tooth nature, what is random is the sudden decision to look up bees and ladybugs afterward, after which he actually found a listing for live ladybugs, with a price of about $0.01 per ladybug.
    • During the 21st stream, he shared an utterly nonsensical email he sent himself while incredibly sleepy at 8 AM.
    "Written by beloved folk treasure dumping the company, this one is called across your nose and up your twat, this old man got a baseball bat"
  • From the Pokemon Moon streams:
    • Some of the wonder trades Vinny got include...
      • An Alolan Meowth with the name lasaga.
      • A Gumshoos with the name Donald. Vinny then stares at the Pokedex page with Yungoos and Gumshoos and it quickly sinks in how much both of them resemble Donald Trump.
      • Out of nowhere, Vinny receives a shiny Tsareena. With the name Femdom! It's also level 100.
    • Vinny spends almost all of his money on a single pair of shoes without realizing how expensive they were until he'd already paid for them.
    • A trainer that fights with only a Miltank sweeps three of Vinny's pokemon with Rollout and nearly singlehandedly defeats him.
    • Vinny does the cooking segment of Mallow's trial and desperately tries to deny that any part of it is sexual.
    • While doing Acerola's trial, Vinny looks around Mimikyu's secret room and tries his hardest to ignore the Mimikyu that is right behind him.
    • Around the time of late Ula'Ula Island, Vinny gets the impression that Hau is a little slow on the uptake and starts giving him a Simpleton Voice, which over the next few streams shifts and changes wildly, making him sound like Sylvester Stallone, and he begins making the voice as bad as possible on purpose.
    • Vinny gets totally demolished in his battle with Hapu on Poni Island, since the team he brought to the fight matched up horribly against hers. He then decides he'd rather Save Scum than stick around to find out how much longer he'd last and begins insisting that his 3DS must've crashed or something.
    • Any time he reads any of Hapu's dialogue, he gives her a nasally voice that sounds very similar to Meatwad.
    • Vinny screaming out Lunala's roars with as much emphasis as possible, sending the entire chat into hysterics.
  • From his stream of Tattletail:
    Vinny: Shut the fuck up, Tattletail.
    Tattletail: Ahh!
    Vinny: Don't do this!
    Tattletail: Ahh....Ahh!
    Vinny: Shut up!
    Tattletail: Ahh!
    Vinny: BE QUIET!
    Tattletail: Ahh!
    Vinny: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! (Gets jumpscared by Mama and lets out some angrish; remains silent for 11 seconds) ...Tattletail's a cunt.
  • From his streams of Final Fantasy VII
    • During his fight with the Materia Keeper, Vinny allows Vincent to turn into Galian Beast...only to learn to his horror that the Materia Keeper absorbs fire element attacks, which Beast!Vincent's Beast Flare is...and which Vincent keeps spamming (when in monster form, Vincent is in Berserk state and cannot be controlled until killed,) forcing Vinny to KO his own team mate.
    • Whenever Vinny voice acts as any of the cast. As Vincent, he peppers his dialogue with the occasional "OH LUCRECIA" and as Red XIII he puts on a hilarious Sean Connery impression at the request of a pal of his. The best though is probably his rendition of Cait Sith. Now everyone's familiar with Cait Sith's Scottish brogue in the games. So how does Vinny voice him? With a stereotypical sleazy New York car salesman/mobster accent almost reminiscent of Ricardo Irving.
    • When Cloud and gang get thrown into Corel Prison...
    Cloud: Where are we?
    Cait Sith: A desert prison...Corel Prison.
    Vinny as Cait Sith: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, ASSHOLE!
    • Near the end of the game after Cloud and Tifa have their "moment" outside the Highwind, Vinny figures out that they...well, you know (and Word of God confirms that they did indeed.) Then everyone else shows up (including Barret) and Tifa asks if they "saw everything" before running into the corner utterly embarrassed. Vinny immediately catches on.
    Vinny as Barret: Yeah, Cloud...yeah, I like the way you thrust.
  • From his streams of Earthbound:
  • From a Mario Kart 8 stream:
    Vinny: (in Large Ham announcer voice) Welcome... to Mario Kart 8! Starring... Toad! ... Mario! ... Anne Frank! ... The 1976 LA Lakers! ... Horatio Sanz! ... Colin Jost! ... Phil Hartman! ... Mike Meyers! ... Hitler! ... Dongley Knog! Sorry.'
    • Vinny's temperament is usually not at its best during his Mario Kart 8 streams, which gives us some good gems of his saltiness.
      Vinny: A single mushroom. 9th place, one single mushroom. Iggy, why don't you eat a fat fucking green Toad cock?
      [Beat]
      Vinny: Sorry. I'm alright, I'm alright. My temper isn't- [Gets another mushroom.] ONE-! ANOTHER ONE SINGLE GREEN-! SINGLE MUSHROOM!!

      Vinny: Must maintain [3rd place], must maintain. [Gets knocked off the track.] FUCKING CUNT! CUUUUUNT!! I'm alright.
      Vinny: HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND!! I'm sorry, really. I'm fucking horrified at how loud I'm being right now. I'm so fucking sorry everyone. [Gets overtaken right at the finish line. Cue Angrish.]
    • During one stream, Vinny finds himself in second place right behind Joel when a red shell zips past him and hits Joel, giving him first place. The following occurred right after the race finished.
      Vinny: I just want you to know, I did not throw the red shell that fucked you, Joel. You have my promise. It's on stream-
      Joel: I WILL FUCKING SKULLFUCK YOU! I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU!
      Vinny: Wasn't me. I have visual proof.
      Joel: I WAS IN FIRST, I CAME IN LAST! Jesus!... Life hurts. Life sucks and then you die.
  • When playing Super Monkey Ball 2, Vinny taking an long and frustrating time trying to clear the Labyrinth level using a speedrun strategy that involves bouncing onto a ledge near the goal. The kicker, however, is when Vinny discovers that someone in chat had threatened to eat their scrotum if Vinny manages to beat the level with said strategy.
  • From his The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild streams, along with a highlight video:
    • Vinny's constant tendency to accidentally make Link whistle at the most inopportune times.
    • Later on, Vinny learns how to surf on a shield. Once he gets to the top of Great Plateau, he tries it out to ride back down. It doesn't end well.
    • Vinny goes on a quest to retrieve a cookbook from Hyrule Castle for an NPC, which in itself is a treacherous journey considering a nightmarish amount of Guardians are scouting the place. Predictably, Vinny dies a couple of times— notably, on the way up to the tower to get the map for Hyrule, getting killed by a Guardian after managing to deflect a laser back at it, and being quickly dealt with trying to psych out an immobile Guardian as if it were a Mr. I. And when he finally gets into Hyrule Castle, the epic music kicks in. It's at this point that you realize that he's going through this all for a goddamn cookbook.
    • Vinny constantly losing track of the Giant Boomerang due to it quickly flying in unpredictable directions after hitting the things he throws it at.
    • Vinny's interactions with some Bokoblins
    • Believe it or not, Vinny manages to glitch the game. Examples include a Bokoblin lying down on the floor like a dying animal, Vinny getting his horse impaled onto a sign post (which is left unharmed), and Link being stuck in a fence mid-air with his leg twitching.
    • Vinny's earlier streams went for about 5-7 hours straight and messed with his sleep schedule. This resulted in him having trouble reading the in-game text, culminating in him misreading four words within the space of a few seconds when talking with Prince Sidon.
    Vinny: Oh-ho-ho no! I think I'm having a stroke! It's happening finally!
    • Within just the first ten-eleven seconds of the highlight video, Link gets blasted and dies from tumbling down the mountain at a high velocity.
  • Vinny's Super Mario Land 2 lore, detailing how Mario came to own a castle and how Wario stole it. Also in animated form.
  • Vinny actually getting caught off-guard by one of the monsters in Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion and then unconvincingly insisting that he never gets scared by horror games and was just joking.
    • While running away from Specimen 6: "If Ben didn't drown none of this would have happened."
    • He also takes a few minutes to talk with the chat once he reaches the safe zone in the elevator, showing off a few photos. Naturally, he is interrupted by Specimen 9, who kills idle players after a certain amount of time. Even better in that he admits it got him.
  • While playing Yoshi's Woolly World Vinny does a sound test for his audio settings that distorts his voice. Hilarity ensues.
  • During Vinny's stream of Mega Man X2, Hootey asks Vinny how many burritos Vinny could eat in one sitting
    Vinny: I've known you for six years, Hootey. That is one of the last things I'd expect you to ask me.
    Hootey (in chat): It's a question, Vinny. You have to answer it.
    Vinny: I don't know...maybe one?...This is going to be a charity incentive, isn't it?
  • Vinny plays Vib-Ribbon:

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