"They say the moon is made of green cheese!"
"No! It's made of cake, candy, and ice cream!"One of the common Moon myths in Western culture is the saying that it is made of "green"note cheese. There was never a time when this was in fact a popular belief, though people sometimes talk as if there really was once a mythic culture credulous enough to believe it. This can manifest in many ways in fiction, often for laughs. For example, the moon may be depicted as made of Cartoon Cheese (possibly even a shade of green), and it may even be inhabited by moon mice (since mice love cheese and all that). In Video Games, this can overlap with Level Ate as applied to lunar settings. See also The Man in the Moon, the other common Western folklore about the moon.
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- An old Ronald McDonald's ad featured the mascot attempting to reach the moon to collect cheese for the restaurant's burgers.
- "The Power Of Cheese" mused that, for thousands of years people believed the moon was made of cheese. We landed on the moon in 1969, and checked if this was true. It was not. (pause) We haven't been back since.
- A Ritz Bits commercial from The '90s featured a box of Ritz crackers rocketing to the moon, in order to use the cheese to become Ritz Bits sandwiches... with cheese!
- In a Raggedy Ann comic, Raggedy Ann and Andy (and a visiting astronaut doll) visit the moon and discover a crater full of green cheese while having to dodge real astronauts.
- In an unpublished 1940s Justice Society of America story, a villain sends Johnny Thunder to get a piece of green cheese from the moon as one of several Impossible Tasks. Thanks to Johnny's Literal Genie, he manages to do it anyway.
- In Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew!, Little Cheese is a mouse who gets shrinking powers from a chunk of lunar cheese that was being studied by his scientist father. Green cheese as Green Rocks.
- The Uglydolls comic "Once in a Blueberry Moon" plays the idea of the trope with a different food. Tray, all out of food, constructs a plan to travel to the moon, which is a blue one, since she assumes it'll taste like blueberry pie. Eventually, she makes it to the moon, chomps out a bite, and reacts with disgust. It's not blueberry pie, it's raspberry!
- Xanth's moon is described as being cheese on the near side, honey on the far side.
- Stanisław Lem had a short story where Moon accidentally became made of cheese.
- In the short tale by Kenneth Lans, "A 'Rounders' Story about the 'Green Cheese' Moon", the story revolves around the green cheese made by giant spiders which is transported to the moon by leaf-cutting ants. It is a clever story of how the earth was formed. By using a simple narrative, giant spiders, a greedy rat, an old wise turtle, jealous mountains, and the main character "green cheese", the readers are introduced to the mountains, and volcanic eruptions, rivers and tides, the desert and the moon and stars which form the Earth.
- In the first short story in Cosmicomics, "The Distance of the Moon", the moon is depicted as having once been close enough to Earth for people to regularly get cheese and milk from it.
- In The Phantom Tollbooth, "THE MOON IS MADE OF GREEN CHEESE" is one of the half-baked ideas cooked up by the half bakery. The Spelling Bee eats the "CHEESE" part first.
- In A Brief History of New York by Washington Irving, Diedrich Knickerbocker assesses the morality of the conquest of America by suggesting what might happen if the men on the moon colonised the world. According to Knickerbocker, they would be irked by, above all other human precepts and practices, the belief that the moon is made of green cheese.
- In Yuck, A Love Story, the moon is made of (yucky-tasting) cheese.
Live Action TV
- The Beverly Hillbillies: In "Jethro's Military Career", Jethro wants to blast off to the moon (by tying himself to a rocket!) so he could meet moon maidens and eat its green cheese.
- In The Electric Company (1971) there is a sketch where Fargo North is an astronaut in space who receives orders to proceed to the moon. He protests that is impossible since the Moon is made of green cheese and his exasperated partner reminds him that he was told otherwise in training.
- Present for a gag in a 1920's Felix the Cat sunday strip. Felix decides to help out a struggling cheese vendor by climbing a tower and pulling the moon directly out of the sky like its a wheel of cheese, which the shopowner gratefully chops up and begins selling. Unfortunately, he is arrested shortly afterward—the crime being that he's selling Moonshine!
- Wikipedia article: The moon is made of green cheese discusses the origin of the saying in greater depth. It's actually meant to indicate that someone who believes this is extremely gullible (an analogous modern phrase would be "And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you").
- Google Earth's sister site, Google Moon (which provides photos of the moon's surface) at one time displayed a yellow cheese texture at its highest zoom setting (as an Easter Egg), although it has since been fixed.
- In the opening song of Merrily We Roll Along's second act, a long list of maybes includes "Maybe the moon is cheese".
- Many 2D Worms games have a terrain setting that makes the ground out of cheese, with the implications of a cheesy moon.
- In DuckTales, one level is the Moon, and one of its collectibles is a piece of cheese. Also, the boss there is a giant rat.
- In Spyro 2: Season of Flame, the "Moon Fondue" level is comprised of green, cheese-like terrain and includes a race of mouse astronauts.
- In King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride, during one chapter, the moon falls out of sky into Falderal (a place based on wordplay and literal figures of speech) and it's revealed to be just a wheel of Cartoon Cheese. The player is tasked with finding some way of getting it back in the sky before they can leave the area.
- In Revenge Of The Titans, many of the Moon Campaign's mission locations are named for different kinds of cheese, disguised with the nomenclature of actual locations on the moon—for example, Mare Crisium (Real Life) and Mare Caseum (in-universe).
- At one point in Pajama Sam 3 you have to find out what type of cheese the moon is made of. Depending on the game it can be either brie, cheddar, mozzarella, or Monterrey Jack.
- Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon has a brief scene that shows a few mice astronaut kids gnawing on the observatory - much to their mom's dismay. "But it's made of green cheese, Mom!"
- The moon seen in the "Midnight Run" level of Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped, as well as in the space levels featured in Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure, is pretty cheese-like.
- Nifflas' games Within A Deep Forest and #modarchive story reference the trope (the former has an entire level set on the Lunar Cheese Extraction Factory), and one of his songs is also called "The Cheese in the Sky".
- The premise of James Pond 3 involves the Big Bad hiring rats to mine cheese from the moon, which also possesses abundant quantities of other dairy products.
- In Mario Kart: Super Circuit, the Cheese Land racetrack is set on the Moon, made of Cartoon Cheese and inhabited by Mousers. (Gravity is the same as everywhere else though.) Averted when Cheese Land was brought back for Mario Kart 8, as the setting had been Ret Conned to resemble a desert with a clear blue sky above.
- At some point, some of the group explored a moon made of cheese during their trip to 3E in We Are Our Avatars. They encountered Chaos Marines and Serpentera, who survived the encounter.
- Subverted in the Van Beuren Aesop's Fables cartoon "Silvery Moon," 1933, where the lead character suggests the old myth that the moon is made of green cheese, but his girlfriend insists that the moon is actually made of cake, candy and ice cream. Once they set foot on the moon, the latter is proven to be right.
- The Tom and Jerry short, "O Solar Meow", ends with Jerry on the moon, which has large quantities of cheese. Another short featured Tom and Jerry operating a lunar mining operation, where the caverns were made entirely of cheese.
- Wallace & Gromit: Their debut short film, "A Grand Day Out", revolved around the characters travelling to the moon to get cheese. The second short film, "The Wrong Trousers", made a reference to it in a newspaper article mentioning how sales of "moon cheese" are soaring.
- Arthur: In one episode, Arthur is trying to buy Moon Boots. He imagines himself hopping straight to the moon wearing these. He then grabs a bit of the moon and tastes it, saying that it's green cheese all right!
- In the "Baxter Day" song in Arthur's Perfect Christmas, Buster Baxter and his Mom "stop by the moon just to make sure it's really made of cheese."
- The MGM One Shot Cartoon Little Buck Cheeser is about a group of young mice who build a rocket to go to the moon because it's made of cheese.
- The Beany and Cecil cartoon "Beanyland" has the gang building a theme park on the moon - Dishonest John, already mining and selling the cheese there, tries to sabotage the place.
- In an episode of the Rugrats the babies get into an old trailer, and think that they're astronauts on the moon. Phil and Lil find some old cheese in the garbage, and eat it (with no ill effects), thinking it's moon cheese.
- The Man In The Moon in The Smurfs episode of the same name actually has cheese on the moon which Greedy helps himself to.
- The Milky Way is an Academy Award winning MGM animated cartoon short subject. As "three little kittens who lost their mittens" explore a dreamland, space is made up entirely of dairy products (e.g., the Milky Way is made of milk and the moon is made of cheese).
- In Yogis Ark Lark, while the Hanna-Barbera cast are in space, Pixie and Dixie run by with a slice of cheese. Huckleberry Hound sees them and asks where they found it. He then makes a realisation and glances at the moon. Sure enough...
- In one Popeye cartoon, Popeye, Olive, and Wimpy visit the moon, which is actually made of cheese, and populated by cheese-men. Unfortunately, the Big Cheese who rules the place is a cruel tyrant. (A dose of spinach later, and Popeye manages to turn him into crumbs.)
- An early Super Mouse cartoon has the hero cutting the moon slice by slice like a wheel of baby Swiss, letting them fall to Earth so his mice brethren can collect them.
- On Sheriff Callie's Wild West, the moon is made of blue cheese.
- Played with in "Moon Shot", an episode of The Flumps. Pootle Flump dreams that he travels to the Moon, where he meets a pair of aliens who have come to the Moon for picnic. They're having green cheese sandwiches, they explain, which they had to bring with them because there's no green cheese on the Moon.
- In "The Big Cheese" from Sid the Science Kid, Sid and his mother find a website that says that the moon is made of glowing green cheese. From this, Sid eventually learns a lesson that you can't believe everything you read on the Internet.