Episode 2 has the guys building a gigantic railroad track in order to get an achievement. To do this, they need gold ingots to make powered rails. Gavin steals Ray's stash of 36 gold ingots, turns them into four gold blocks, and stacks them on top of each other...
Michael (as Geoff): "I'm gonna do a stunt and send you all the way back to the end of the world, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
A small moment happens when Geoff and Jack are fighting a monster, Geoff hits Jack then says "Ohh sorry, I thought you were a skeleton" then kills him while saying "I still think you're a skeleton"
The guys do everything in their power to prevent Gavin getting the achievement. Eventually, Gavin gets in the minecart and heads down the track, and Michael tackles Gavin to try and stop him. Doesn't work, but for a moment, it looks like Gavin hasn't gotten the achievement. The guys cheer... until the notification shows up.
Ray's subtle reference to the Internet Box podcast after a mistake followed by Michael's immediate laughter from his comment can be worth a few chuckles.
The best part was that Geoff and Gavin did all this to trick Jack into destroying his house with a hidden lava trap. When Jack manages to save his house, Gavin just pours a bucket of lava over it to destroy it.
Afterward Jack decides to destroy everything with lava and turns Achievement City into a fiery inferno.
Ray: "Let's be honest, I realistically didn't lose anything."
Something viewers might notice on a second viewing is Geoff and Gavin trying real hard not to panic when Jack starts pouring lava on the logo since it would have set off the TNT.
Then they reload to before the area got covered in lava, and Michael finds a button... which causes a massive amount of TNT under the city to detonate (Plan G, according to Gavin, a "failsafe"), destroying most of the houses... except Jack's, which Gavin promptly plants more TNT on to destroy.
Particularly worth noting is Ray's reaction during the destruction...
Ray: "NO, MY SHITTY HOUSE JUST GOT EVEN SHITTIER!"
Michael's attempt at stealing Gavin's art from his house.
Michael: "Nooooo! I want nice things!"
After Plan G has been activated and everyone else is basically running around screaming, the screen briefly switches to someone standing on top of the Monolith. The subtitle? Notch. Nothing is made of this.
Episode 4 has Geoff being suffocated by falling sand that Gavin keeps dropping onto him. Later, it gets worse as Ray runs into three Creepers—Gavin detonates one and fails to kill a spider when he tries holding it off with a map.
This is then followed by Gavin essentially suicide bombing Ray by luring a Creeper down a hole that he is in. They both die from the explosion. The same happens again when he gets shot into a hole that he's used to trap a Creeper and dies from yet another exploding Creeper.
The dialogue from the former event is pretty good.
At the end of the first part of the episode, when Ray wins the event, Geoff wants to know where all of his wood went. It takes him a few seconds to realize he turned all of his wood into sticks, preventing him from making the tools he needed to dig. The others don't let him live it down.
A few minutes after the fact, Michael reveals he doesn't know what iron looks like, so he turns to Ray and asks "Is this iron?" Ray says yes and Michael does the audio equivalent of a facepalm.
Episode 10 is the first round of their Wipeout course. During Michael's first run, Gavin accidentally pushes him into a lava trap while filming; after everyone makes fun of the idiot Brit, Michael gets to start over and ends up winning the round.
Episode 11 of Let's Play Minecraft starts off rather normally, until a Creeper manages to enter their house by triggering the Pressure Plate doors. The subsequent reactions are priceless.
What makes it even more hilarious is how it leads up to it:
Geoff: "Alright, so, Michael? (...) So, you've enjoyed having the Tower of Pimps in front of your house for the last few days?" Michael: "Dude, it looks fucking... it looks nice, though, I will say that it attracts an unwanted element."
Episode 12 is a Last Man Standing game, where the guys leave their underground homebase and try to survive an underground cavern filled with mobs. At one point, Michael can't leave the room because a mob is outside his door, so he fights it from inside the room (which Gavin yells at him for). Right after killing the mob, a Creeper comes into the homebase and blows up their beds.
Episodes 13 and 14 feature Jack, Gavin, Ray, and Michael looking for the Tower of Pimps, which Geoff stole from Michael and hid somewhere in the world. The winner would be the person to reclaim the Tower and return it to the pedestal outside their house in Achievement City. After much hilarity involving decoy towers that Geoff placed around the world, Gavin managed to find and mine the tower. Due to his low health, rather than risk running straight back to Achievement City, he hid it in a small cave he made; but got killed, costing him the tools needed to knock down the tower. Ray found the hiding spot and claimed the tower, making it back to Achievement City. He assembled the tower, which lead to Gavin activating the TNT still underneath the city... which ended up doing no damage to either Ray or his tower.
Jack, in full iron armor and carrying an iron sword, turned a corner to pounce on an undefended and oblivious Gavin but immediately fell down a hole he didn't see. His delivery of "Surprise, Motherfucker! Oh goddammit, I fell," really sells it.
You might want to keep watching the video from there, 'cause it gets better. A Creeper sneaks up on Gavin while Michael was chasing him. Michael kept his distance to let the Creeper chase Gavin, so as Gavin turns around near where the Tower of Pimps was originally, you can guess what happens next.
Episode 15, Geoff has once again absconded with the tower of pimps and is hiding somewhere with it. Gavin builds a boat and sets sail... then cut to Geoff, who's in the goddamn sky, while watching a clueless Gavin sail under him.
At one point, Gavin, in his attempt to find food to restore his health, finds what he calls "the Tetris block of Pimps"
The end of Episode 15 and all of 16 are the gang's attempt to assault Geoff's "sky fortress". Geoff literally begins dumping massive amounts of lava off the sides, and Gavin, despite having no backup and far inferior equipment, decides to tunnel under the fortress to get at Geoff... only to find out that Geoff made a "sub basement" also filled with lava.
As the gang continually fails to get up the fortress, Geoff accidentally falls off his fortress, giving Ray an opening to build up and grab the Tower. Geoff manages to reclaim the tower then return to his fortress.
When Ray had the tower it was hilarious the entire time:
Ray: (As Ray is swimming with the Tower of Pimps and everyone bearing down on him) "So... Guys... Listen..."
Michael: "If we attack Geoff now we can take Geoff out now and then turn on Ray or we can turn on Ray-"
Ray: "Here's what we're looking at here, kill me, Geoff is just going to destroy you and win..."
Michael: "What do we do Gavin what do we do who do we kill!?"
Ray: "Can't kill me underwater, glub, glub, glub."
Michael: "Do we go after Ray or Geoff?"
Ray: (Still getting chased by everyone) "MAKE A DECISION!"
Episode 18 is a Mineball game. Before the game starts, Gavin is messing around with map creator Axialmatt... who hits him with a diamond pickaxe.
Episode 19 is filled with these during the third round. There's Gavin's armor looking like he's wearing a shower cap and a towel, there's Geoff getting knocked out just before he finished stacking the Tower, there's Geoff hauling ass to get to the top of the altar while everyone chases him, there's Michael accidentally throwing his sword....
Episode 21 has Michael chase Gavin with a block of dirt across the land after Gavin traps Geoff in their well, allowing him to drown and Michael failing to put Gavin through the same thing. Gavin, then falls off a cliff and dies.
Also, their freakouts after discovering the Endermen in their village.
Ray accidentally planting a stair block when farming.
Ray: "Oh, wow. Good job Ray, I just planted some stairs."
Michael: "Ray that's... Not a good job you suck."
Ray: "I'm still new at this whole farming thing. Sorry, grandpa."
Ray falls into a deep ravine and dies, with Gavin who was at the bottom of said ravine catching the whole thing.
At the end of the video, after Geoff and Michael burn down Slo-Mo Village, Gavin sprints off again trying to get away from them... and runs into a cactus without looking, thus slowly killing himself with Geoff dealing the final blow.
Episode 22 shows the creation of a Grifball court. During the demonstration, Jack sets the TNT which explodes and kills Michael. Michael freaks out because he hadn't set his spawn point in the court yet.note He trekked halfway across the map, so he has to do it again. Michael is NOT happy about that.
Gavin, being the troll he is, proceeds to try to burn the court down and does a lot of damage. Even after they reset he break the glass over the lava burning the entrance-way to the arena.
The pre-battle quotes are hilarious. First, we have a dramatic scene as everyone rushes at each other and then we cut to Ray who's charging while armed with roses.
Then there's the parts where Caleb is "getting rid of crap"
Ray: "NO! MY HOE!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!"
Also, when Caleb does the unthinkable.
Ray: (sees Caleb approach the lava with his roses) "If you throw ro-don't you fuckin-I will mur-" (Caleb throws them in.) "Your family is dead tonight."
The anti-climatic victory celebration for Geoff, Michael, and Ray
Michael: "Shower me, guys. I'll stand in between. You guys shoot roses back and forth over me" (everyone stands in position and gets ready)
Episode 25: The guys search for a stronghold. Gavin finds one, but everyone else has died or gotten lost, and because they don't have a map he has to use his own to direct them towards him. Hilarity Ensues.
At one point, Jack is extremely close to finding Gavin, and Gavin says that Jack is "right on top of him". Jack digs down... and finds bedrock. So he digs up, deducing that he's actually below Gavin. He misses Gavin and ends up getting to the surface instead.
Later, when Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Jack finally meet up and go to where Gavin directs them, they start digging straight down to get to him...
Episode 26: After finding a stronghold, the guys make their next mission: find the library Gavin and Michael are at. Both before and after they do, we get several moments, such as:
Gavin being Gavin and nearly burning down the library. Twice.
The first time, to punish himself, he throws himself in jail. And then digs his way out of his own jail. Then Michael finds and kills him - not for burning the library, but for breaking out of jail.
Ray builds Gavin two compasses. Then this exchange happens:
Ray: "Gavin there are compie behind you." Gavin: "Thanks for the compie, Ray." (The two start cracking up like two 12 year olds.)
Ray revealing he had four gold blocks and building a Tower of Pimps in the library.
Michael having a door slam right in his face when he tries to walk through it. Repeatedly.
The guys and their mostly futile attempts to grow a melon.
Geoff, while looking through a chest, gets suddenly killed by an Enderman. Later on, Ray finds the same Enderman and kills him, only to be chastised for killing their "roommate".
Everyone working on the main room, not noticing that the bookstands and the walls are on fire.
Then when Geoff notices, he starts freaking out. Ray notices as well and... ignores it, focusing more on their melon seed.
Episode 27: The guys go on a hunt to round up some pigs to have some mounted combat. It takes them forever to get six pigs in one area.
The Running Gag of Ray trying to steal Gavin's Tower of Pimps is also funny, especially when he successfully steals it... only for Gavin to then walk up and steal all of Ray's roses in retaliation, somehow not being caught.
Ray also got away with dismantling Gavin's bed.
In revenge, Gavin blocks up Ray's house so that he couldn't out. Every time he breaks a piece, he puts one back in.
Gavin's reactions are so hilarious, such as when Ray brings up Gavin's nose.
Ray: "Speaking of noses..." Gavin: "Ray! Why would you say that?" Ray: "Well, you stole my roses. What did you expect?"
When Gavin found out Ryan was winning, without any hesitation, he immediately sets everything around Ryan on fire.
Caleb, Gavin, and Ray quickly lose interest in the fishing battle and eventually found ways to amuse themselves. This ranges from bobbing into other player's screens, trying to catch a pig, setting things on fire, stealing fish, and plunging other players into the water.
Ryan: (as Ray and Gavin fight over the pig) "I'm getting the impression that they're playing a different game."
Caleb being such a Troll at the end that he single-handedly destroys the game and manages to piss off even Gavin at the end.
When Ray and Geoff get their hiding spot discovered, Geoff, through a combination of What an Idiot and It Amused Me, decides to barricade their fort with TNT blocks. It promptly kills Ray and Geoff is killed by Michael not to long afterwards. Adding to the hilarity, Gavin managed to set himself on fire and he is screaming the whole entire time this is happening.
Ray: "Geoff, what have you done? Geoff, what have you done?! NO, never forget!!" (dies)
Gavin setting a block of TNT on fire. Context, my friend! As a "pre-game warm-up", he made a bonfire to "warm their hands". The fire then started to spread and Gavin was curious to see what would happen if TNT was on fire. Michael's Oh Crap moment needs to be heard!
Gavin going mad with power when flint is placed into his hands. He basically tries to burn everything to the ground. When he sees Caleb and Jack's fortress, he immediately wants to find a way to burn it to the ground.
Episode 30: Gavin uses bonemeal to grow a giant red mushroom. He gets trapped in it and actually takes damage.
Upon finding a village, the AH guys promptly start looting the place...
Michael's name tag randomly changes to Swag in the middle.
Another one had Ray encounter a Enderman and attempt to attack it. When it looks at him and teleports away, he utters "Aw, shit," walks out of the house, closes the door and declares that he's going to pretend that nothing happened.
Episode 31 has the boys getting all 16 colors of wool in the game. Before it starts, though, this gem pops up:
While Gavin's trying to figure out how to make dye for the wool, he looks up and lets out a Girly Scream when he sees a Creeper on the other side of the fence... then recovers, going "Oh, a Creeper."
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Episode 32 continues with the wool gathering. Jack thinks he's going to starve to death, so he throws his valuable items into a hole, and looks at the sunrise, waiting to die. Then he's told that they're playing on Normal, so he can't actually starve to death.
Jack: (while looking at the sun rising in-game) "It's so beautiful... It's so..." (exhales)"Die, fucker."
Michael snoops on Gavin who is nearly complete, so when Gavin finds out, he goes over to investigate. Michael pulls out an Iron Sword, and beats him to death with it. Later, when Michael is told by Gavin to look for him, he looks the wrong way TWICE. When he finally knows where to look, he sees Gavin with a sword... and Ray sneaking up behind him.
When Geoff wins the Tower of Pimps, takes it from Michael and puts it up in his spot, Ray runs around the tower, tossing flowers in victory. Jack cries out "I'll toss you my fish!" and does so!
Episode 33 gives us the Achievement Racetrack. And right from the word go, we have Caleb flying (or well, running in the air) over the others, with Geoff telling him that that wasn't fair and Michael being unable to control his boat.
After the first race, Ryan reveals he still has eggs and starts throwing them around, declaring "Eggs! Eggs for everybody!" then pulls out a cake and throws it, too.
Episode 34 has a motherlode. Gavin's pig pulling him off the course on the final step; Gavin being teleported into the air, causing him to immediately fall to his death; Gavin as the personification of Mark Nutt... all culminating in one CMOA as Jack finally wins the Tower of Pimps.
There's another where Gavin accidentally fires an arrow at Ray and it sticks right where Ray's nose would be, giving him a ridiculous look.
Followed by Ray's wonderful retort that he's cosplaying "Gavin and his enormous nose"
Episode 35 starts off hilarious with Ray crouching behind the fence in the mushroom house in Achievement Ville saying "Glide behind the fence." multiple times before being punch off by Ryan killing him. Jack soon does the same to Gavin, then while Geoff is giving the instructions for the let's play Ray falls off again surviving with half a heart. Then Gavin crouches over the side in front of Jack only to un-crouch and fall off again.
But wait, it doesn't end there. Gavin and Michael both set up their own portal and Ryan does this as well, and they all end up in the fortress. Ray can't believe it "Everyone spawned in the fortress but me?"
After that, Gavin and Michael are exploring and come to an open bridge. Michael sees something, Gavin thinks it's a Zombie Pigman.
Episode 36. The sheer insanity of the Ryan announcing his victory, leaving Team Nice Dynamite broken down.
Michael: "WE WERE 10 SECONDS AWAY!" Gavin: "How could we play a four hour Let's Play and lose in the last 5 seconds!"
Ray's sneak attack on Gavin. Despite Gavin having a diamond sword, Ray's skills and lagging game led him to victory which left Gavin completely surplussed.
Gavin: "I can't believe I lost to Ray." Michael: "I CAN!"
Also, his delightful cheer when Ray got exploded by a Creeper. Then his Oh Crap moment when it turns out he survived.
In general, Ray's invincibility was hilarious.
Michael: "Why won't you die?! RAY IS IMMORTAL!"
After Gavin was killed, Michael "broke up" with Gavin. Gavin comes whimpering back with Michael just sighing in exasperation.
What was even more hilarious was Michael's silent battle with the potion stand. He's all alone and he didn't want to alert anyone that he found the blaze rod so he couldn't ask for help. But he had no idea what he was doing.
Episode 37: Geoff creates an obstacle course in the sky, with the Tower of Pimps at the end. The winner is the person who mines and erects the tower on the right side of their respective sign twice. By the last round Jack, Ray, and Ryan have each done this once successfully. In the last round Ray mines the tower again but Gavin kills him, takes the blocks and triumphantly erects the tower... right next to Ray's sign, so he unintentionally handed Ray the final victory.
Geoff: "Quite possibly the dumbest person on the planet! Gavin has just given Ray the victory! YOU MORON!"
As well as it being Laser-Guided Karma for grabbing Ray's controller and sending him falling when Ray was mining the tower earlier, which would have given him the win.
It was definitely RAYvenge since he took Gavin's batteries just as he was approaching the obsidian block. If Ray had not interrupted, Geoff might've clued Gavin in (he was actually just about to mention how Gavin's next step would be to dismantle the obsidian). By stalling a few minutes, Gavin felt rushed and quickly erected the towers before there were any other interference.
Ray did not like having victory ripped away from him like that. For the second half of the Let's Play, he got a lot snarkier. It was hilarious how everyone alluded to Ray's "unexplained reason for not being happy with Gavin".
Geoff: "Ray is PISSED. He is just rinsing through the course. He might just make it in Minecraft's history!" Ray: "Yeah, unless I 'accidentally sidestep again'."
And emotions still run high:
Ray: "Why are we still playing this?!" Michael: "Well, Ryan won and he just disqualified himself so-" Ray: "No, I WON!"
Over the course of the entire thing, Geoff's commentary about how close people are to erections. And the Erection Counter.
Geoff being the cameraman was in itself hilarious. He would randomly swoop into the leading contestant's screen and scare the crap out of them.
Ray knocking off Michael right at the end of the course to grab his first win. Geoff's reaction really sells the entire thing.
Jack's Say My Name moment when Ray knocked him out of the sky just when he was in the lead.
Gavin does not have a good episode. He struggles the entire time and falls to his death the most. Often, he gets attacked from behind by others causing him to fall to his death. What makes his experience in the video so funny is that every time he falls, he has a Freak Out.
Jack: "Agh, no! Fuck you, cloud!" (spazzes his controller)
The "Zombie Apocalypse" special has Ray getting stuck in a room for over eleven minutes. While he is in there, he gradually stops talking and starts typing messages to Gavin which are pretty funny since the two keep snarking at one another.
Ray's reaction at the end of the video is pretty funny.
Ray: [after seeing the lava that was underneath the gold ore blocks] "Oh... wait, what?!"
Episode 40: The guys are still digging in their cubes to make a Tower of Pimps. After not finding anything useful, Gavin gets the idea to go to the Nether and kill some Zombie Pigmen for gold nuggets. Makes the portal, activates it... then realises that they're playing on Peaceful, which has no enemies.
Episode 41: Geoff attempts to reveal the next event, capturing monsters in obsidian "cages" (a "No petting zoo"), but can't because those monsters are killing everyone on top of everyone talking over Geoff (including Ray's usual "LLLLLLLLET'S PLAY!" cry)
As Gavin inspects Jack's setup, Jack seals the cage on him and declares that he just caught a Creeper!* Since the rules state that no one is allowed to mess with anyone else's cages or land, Gavin would be unable to get out without outside help. Geoff is halfway tempted to allow it, too.
Episode 42: A continuation of the monster-catching contest from episode 41, so the monster mayhem only increases.
Ray: "Oh, I got a Creeper!" (Creeper blows up) Ray: "NO, CREEPER! NOOOO!"
Gavin's growing frustration at catching a wolf. Which he had to do three times.
In the endgame, Ray has a wolf chasing him and successfully traps it... in Ryan's cage.
The ending shot. Ray keeps yelling to Gavin to end the shot on him. Gavin complies and... well, there are no words to do it justice. Let's just say that Ray did not disappoint.
Ryan, trying to get out of Geoff's house, activates the indoor pool, and is completely oblivious to what is happening.
Episode 43 starts with just utter chaos. Ray is doing parkour on the chests, Jack is singing along to his cursor moving, and Geoff sounds suicidal as he tried to rein everyone in, saying he's gonna start firing employees and just generally sounding like he needs a drink.
The episode then is going along fine until Ray and Michael manage to kill each other. After respawning, Michael turns around and suddenly notices that there are now two Rays on his screen. All attention is then stolen from the actual match, as Ray's doppelganger would alternate between standing relatively still and floating around the map, fazing through the objects and terrain of a world in which it clearly did not belong.
It's even better than that. First, Michael bows to the wrong Ray in a rare moment of respect. After laughing at Ray for not noticing that he's right in front of him, you can see the his screen pan out to the two Rays and Michael does a double-take and just stares dumbfounded. Ghost Ray then flies off and starts punching Ryan.
Gavin then gets completely spooked by the Ghost Ray.
Gavin: "Which one is the real Ray?!" Michael: "Probably the one that's not flying."
Different players see Ghost Ray in different spots, causing delirium among the crew.
Various creatures just hop in to the arena. The best was the wolf. The minute Gavin jokes that it is the next contestant, it walks over to the standing block! Ray then proceeds to hump it.
Guess which item was one of Ray's prizes? A cake; which he promptly destroys.
Jack keeps going on about how he won a fight without taking damage. Then takes damage exiting the ring.
Geoff may have actually lost another match due to accidentally triggering flight mode, allowing Jack to propel him out of the ring. It was never mentioned (possibly because everyone had just discovered Ray's ghost), but Geoff appeared to fly much farther than normal.
Ray's snowball fight.
Also when Ray begins a round with half a heart left. He just bends over and turns his back to Geoff.
Ray: "I wonder if this is what Michael Vick's backyard looks like."
Jack's house burning down once again at the end, followed by Ray reactivating Plan G.
There is something strangely funny about Geoff descending from the sky to show up for his next match.
Then, forty seconds later, an Enderman shows up in front of Ray, prompting him to tell Geoff to hurry up! He tries to give the Enderman a flower, prompting it to attack him.
Using the Ender Pearls turns into a massive case of Tempting Fate, as using one ends up damaging you in some way. Hilarious cases include Gavin slamming into his house's wall and Geoff diving into a pool of lava. After getting the Tower of Pimps.
The insanity of trying to gather all of the pieces of the Tower of Pimps. Ray races in with all four pieces after snatching it from Ryan, Jack kills Ray when he attempts to build it, only for Geoff to kill him and everyone taking a piece. It becomes a clusterfuck of who has what and making sure they didn't lose it to the water.
Of course, Gavin acting like the Troll he is, taunts everyone by quickly teleporting away from everyone, hiding behind the picture of Dan the Man when they get near him.
Gavin and Jack arguing over where Fishing Jamboree is, using Dan the Man as a landmark. Gavin's Freak Out causes Geoff to laugh.
Gavin: "Funnily enough, Jack, when you go south from Dan, YOU GO SOUTH!"
Gavin switching his and Jack's names at the tower area. When Jack plants the tower, Gavin declares the victory, and scares the shit out of Jack before everybody figures out what happened.
Ryan disappears for half the game because he couldn't set his spawn so he spawned in a completely random location. He finally makes it back to the arena... and immediately gets killed.
Episode 45 had some gems. Just over a minute into the video, we have this exchange:
Jack: "Do we have to jump in that circle?" Ray: "That's a square, Jack." Jack: [Beat, then jumps into the lava in shame]
Episode 46: it's still funny even after seeing it earlier, but the cake trap in Ray's house.
During the first round, Ray finds a sponge in a chest (instead of throwing it away, Gavin had randomly placed it there after helping set up the game); after winning the round, he places the sponge next to the Tower of Pimps. Just over halfway through the Let's Play, Ray is knocked out of the pit where the Tower is, and breaks an ice block to get back in, accidentally releasing a waterfall into the pit. To plug up the hole, Geoff uses the convenient, no-longer-pointless sponge.
A moment the fans cheered. The return of the glitch, "Ghost Ray" from the Thunderdome episode.
At the end of the episode, Gavin and Geoff tells the viewer to watch the next AHWU about episode 47 and when Gavin tries to speak, Geoff nails him quickly and runs.
Turns out Gavin has a tribute to the one time he won the Tower of Pimps hidden in his house. Seriously.
The guys find Gavin's trophy room.
Jack: "Wow, do you have note from your mom in here too?"
Jack: (as Gavin's mom) "I love you Gavy-wavy, you'll always be mine."
A bit later:
Michael: "Your one tower win, you loser. Ray's chamber room would be bigger than his house. I don't believe that, you had a hidden room. Did you go in there and cry after every time you lost?"
Michael's "ghetto" imitation of Gavin's "FISH!!", drawing much mockery.
Michael: Yeah, well, you're not catching any farish. Gavin: "What was that?" Ryan: "Michael may have just had a stroke." Gavin: "Should we give you an MRI?" Michael: "I threw some twang on it."
The game is to enchant a bow with a 30-level enchantment. Early on, Ray is mining and has almost reached level 16, well ahead of the other guys. Then he falls into lava.
Michael: "Ray, you never dig down in Minecraft." Ray: "Uh, there was redstone. I was greedy."
Geoff, the game master, turns himself invisible and acts as the Troll for the game, by throwing eggs & flint at and dropping gravel around Jack, Ray, and Michael. Jack's sheer obliviousness sells it. At one point he spawns a chicken right next to Jack:
Jack: "Ah! Ahh! Ahhh! There's a fuckin' baby chicken in here! Where did that come from?" Geoff: "Probably from a mommy chicken." Gavin: "You've got an underground chicken." Jack: "I've got an underground baby chicken!"
Ryan tried to make a snarky joke about his kid, but he unintentionally makes a scene over it.
Ryan: "What music my kid listens to? He's less than two. He can listen to whatever the fuck he can hear." Gavin: "What an aggressive answer." Ray(mockingly): "WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS, ASSHOLE!" Michael(mockingly): "DON'T EVER ASK AGAIN, YOU FUCKING FOREIGNER!" Michael(normally): "That was, like, violent." Gavin: "I will not be asking Ryan anymore questions about his kid."
When Ray reveals what's been going on:
Jack: "Oh, I get it. You were throwing eggs at me, you asshole." (everyone laughs) "I got so fucking confused by that. Goddamn!"
Gavin: "It's just one of those underground chickens. What?" (everyone laughs again)
Ray: "Oh yeah, you did say that!"
Ray: "Did somebody give Geoff the Wii U tablet again, or...?" (everyone laughs once more)
Michael got into a fight with Ryan (in the game, mind you). Michael fell onto the ground and ran for the hills, with Ryan giving chase. Gavin chose to add some color to it.
Gavin: "Mogar is running away like the coward he really is! Why don't we call him Rungar?"
Jack: "Well, I just fell in lava and managed to save myself with a bucket of water I had."
Gavin: "Really? Why'd you have a bucket of water, you weirdo?"
Jack: "For shit like that!"
A bit later, Gavin blunders into some lava as well;
Gavin: "I'm on fire! I've got no water!"
Michael: "Put yourself out!"
Jack: "Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it? Make fun of my ass."
Partway through, Geoff continues his trolling, making a bucket, filling it with water and invading Gavin's trophy room and filling it with water.
Becomes a Brick Joke when Gavin finally returns and finds the flooded trophy room, everyone proclaiming that they're "swimming in his tears". Note that this was already a Brick Joke, as Ray had suggested when the trophy room was initially discovered in Episode 47 that "You [Gavin] should put a water block in there for your tears."
Michael and Gavin make a makeshift Netherworld portal and Michael hops in it, learning that he arrived in the air. It becomes a race to get out as Gavin starts mining a piece of the portal.
Near the end, Gavin uses the spell book and creates a Fire 1 bow. He promptly aims and shoots it at Michael.
Gavin gets out of the Obsidian Dungeon... only to see Jack running to the safe zone. Possibly Gavin's biggest Oh Crap ever.
Ryan is at Level 29, so he can get the level 30 enchantment for his bow. Going into the Nether, a Ghast ambushes him, and destroys the platform he's standing on. BM Vagabond hit the ground too hard, sending him back to LEVEL 1.
By that point, however, Jack had already won the Tower, so it was irrelevant.
At the end when Jack is getting ready to set up the Tower of Pimps, Gavin runs over and sets Jack's house on fire. As he's setting up the Tower, Geoff proclaims that "he's on fire!" as his house burns. Gavin, then, shoots him with his bow, truly setting him on fire.
Episode 49 begins THE END adventure, in which they start preparing to find and defeat the Ender Dragon!
Episode 52 returns us to Achievement City and hilarity as the gang heads for Achievement Station and zoom off... only for a wolf to show up on the tracks, stopping everyone. When it's finally pushed off, Ray and Ryan end up "fusing" together, showing the insides of Ryan's character. According to Ray, this means the R and R Connection has finally connected.
When the gang sees the shopping list, Ray notices that one of the items is cake and he automatically declares he loses.
Speaking of Ray, his barely audible grumbling to himself while everybody is commenting on Jack's "Fire extinguisher."
Ray: (Referring to the cake wall trap) "Not falling for that one again. Fucking put cake in my house, 'oh, it's so funny, let's fill it with cake.' Fucking assholes."
One of Gavin's comments late in the video explains so much about him.
Gavin: "Do you actually control what your brain says?"
Ryan trapping and drowning Gavin after he managed to find cocoa beans. Gavin lost everything he was carrying, including his diamond sword, except for his armor. Ryan felt so bad about it that he wouldn't stop apologizing.
Gavin: "Ryan, why would you do that?!"
Ryan: "I'm sorry! I really feel bad about this. Want a porkchop?"
Another great moment was when Ryan revealed that he found cocoa beans. Gavin and the others were laughing at something and the Mood Whiplash needs to be seen. Gavin's reaction and ensuing panic was hilarious, especially since all Ryan needed to win was one egg.
After Gavin notes that the only chickens he's seen all game were underground:
Episode 55 starts with Geoff trying to lead the gang to the Creeper Soccer field. Takes ten minutes to get there because everyone got lost trying to find it, leading to Gavin dying, heading back to his home, grabbing his map and finding out everyone's on opposite ends of the map!
The hilarity of Lindsay working as the camerawoman from a platform in the sky. She kept having to build her way up to the platform, then she falls off and Michael picks all her stuff up, getting the equivalent of "life insurance". Then after Gavin gives up on the game, he goes up to her platform and knocks her off.
The game wasn't very planned out, so it went Off the Rails a lot of times. A couple of times, the dispenser giving out the creeper eggs got blown up, so they picked up the eggs and began to spawn them themselves. You can tell how this ends.
Episode 56 begins with a sheep staring at Ryan as he sleeps.
Ryan: "The sheep is watching me sleep. It's creepy."
When Ryan gets to the Nether, he takes care of a Zombie Pigman and goes to leave, only to Double Take as he spots Gavin's house. When Michael arrives, they both realize that they're in the Nether version of Achievement City.
When Geoff gives the command to start fighting to the death, Jack's action? Run outside the gates and hide. It takes awhile for people to notice and when they do, they make Jack come back.
After Geoff gives the command to find a fish, Ryan heads out before the King says 'Go.' Ray takes offense to this.
Ray: "HE DIDN'T SAY GO YET, RYAN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
It's probably safe to say that everyone attempts to start the command before Geoff says go with each one.
While discussing what two things could be best combined into a horror movie monster, Gavin suggests a movie called "Tornadoe" about "A windy female deer." Geoff almost loses his mind with laughter. He then says that he hopes somebody creates a mock poster for Tornadoe, which the community delivered on- several times over- in less than an hour.
Partway through the episode, the sound goes out again (it happened in the first part, too) and after they get back, we Gavin gives a recap about how he hid behind a tree with Jack closing in. A few moments later, Jack suffers spontaneous combustion! Or a Creeper got him, it's hard to tell.
Near the end of the round, Gavin has been playing smart after Ryan killed him, hiding his bones in a treasure chest. When he has enough, he takes what he needs and attempts to sneak back, only to be ambushed by everyone.
Ryan: "Man Gobbler; it's about a man fucking a turkey."
(Everyone else dies in laughter.)
Episode 59, "Wolf Spa", requires the guys to get a wolf to chase them across the map and back without killing them. Gavin manages to die in seemingly every way possible: blown up by a Creeper, burning in lava, getting trapped under ice and drowning, falling down a pit, then getting eaten by a wolf. During the second round, he manages to kill two of his wolves in spectacularly idiotic ways: first leading one to fall down the Felix Baumgartner pit, then causing one to get trapped under ice and drown.
After returning to Achievement City to erect the Tower of Pimps, Jack goes into Gavin's Secret Room and finds a second tower has been added to Gavin's trophy room. Later while everyone else is outside, Jack puts up a sign saying "Mummy wuvs Gavvy Wavvy."
The ending deserves special mention for a few reasons:
The Lads, lead by the winner Michael, run off to Ryan's desk in order to snag the tower while Geoff and Jack are out of the room. As they exit the room, the cameraman turns to make sure they're all there and runs right into the third lad. Immediately, the cameraman hits the floor from the minor collision.
On their return, Ray does a powerslide before getting back to the room.
After Michael sets his desk up in order and places the tower on it, Geoff immediately knocks it over. Gavin then kicks over Banjo, knocking his head off. This sends Michael into a Heroic Breakdown.
Episode 60, "King Ryan" begins with Ryan... not at the throne, as he's still halfway across the field.
Michael breaking into Ryan's home and breaking Edgar free, spending five minutes getting the cow out and hiding it in the cactus garden. A few minutes later, Geoff comes up and kills Edgar. And no one knows.
Just after Michael's jailbreaking, Ryan had respawned next to his house. He didn't notice any of the damage, despite exiting his house through a hole Michael made that was never there before.
Except he did, and surreptitiously patched it up and replaced Edgar when nobody was looking.
Ryan challenges the rest of the crew to build up to the top of the skybox and come back down without dying or de-mining their stacks. Gavin wins the challenge and places a gold block on his pedestal until Jack notices Gavin never reached the sky when he builds a much higher stack. Cue a quick meltdown from Gavin who ultimately makes it back to the top to complete his stack. Meanwhile a low on health Jack hops down a few feet and dies.
Also, another moment, the challenge is to commit suicide in the courtyard. Everyone begins to climb up the throne to jump off. Michael, meanwhile, builds a cobblestone column, jumps off of it... and survives with one heart.
The Tower has been won by Ray, and they all head back to Achievement City. Ryan notices that someone knocked off the picture on his house, goes in... and Edgar is back in his cage. Turns out that, in the middle of the Let's Play, Ryan noticed that someone freed Edgar, remade the hole in his floor, and replaced him with another cow. Michael is livid.
Even funnier is when they keep saying the cow in the hole may not be the original Edgar, Ryan responds with this:
Ryan: "You don't understand; Edgar is the one in the hole."
Complete with a shaking camera and red-tinted border of evil!
Michael and Ray stumble upon a giant Obsidian N. Geoff and Gavin planned to put markers at each corner of the map but stopped before they finished the first one because they couldn't agree on how to make a W.
Jack growing a bunch of trees around Gavin's Creeper hole, and Gavin manually removing each of the blocks, while Jack makes more.
Michael accidentally falls into Geoff's Creeper hole, where he promptly screams at the top of his lungs as he tries to escape. It's so loud that there's an EARDRUM WARNING annotation at the top of the screen.
Michael does quite a bit of memorable screaming in this episode. As he is far behind in the Creeper-catching, when Geoff takes his hooked Creeper in the middle of him bringing it back to his hole, he has a Freak Out. And then he gets killed by a spider. And then the Creeper blows up anyway.
As Gavin leads Team Lads to their starting position, Michael muses "Hey, remember the time we threw Gavin out of Team Lads?"... just before a Creeper drops out of nowhere and into the water.
Near the end of the event, Gavin decides to initiate "Project X" - the TNT Cannon. However, Team Gents' assault causes Gavin to wholly mess up and, when Gavin asks Ray to hit the switch, they're both forced to run as the cannon blows itself up.
Michael: (calmly, while turning around) "What'd you guys do?" (Sees the humongous water filled crater for the first time.) "OH MY GOD, you guys are fucking idiots."
The irony of this is that Gavin is apparently the only person on either team who knows how to make a TNT cannon...
The end of the match. Thanks to the TNT Cannon exploding, Ray's stuck in the water, Gavin gets killed and loses his stuff in the water and Michael is the only one left to defend the wool Tower of Pimps. As Geoff commands the rest of Team Gents to press on the assault, Jack looks back and realizes in their excitement, they losttheirTower.
Episode 64: "Dark Petting Zoo"
Gavin's attempts to capture a Magma Cube leads to both him and Jack getting killed by the thing. It gets to the point where everyone's ready to take it.
Partway through, a Creeper stands outside of their little house, paralyzing most of the gang into thinking it's going to take them out. When they don't and even watches them go off into the Nether, Jack and Michael declare that Gavin's parents have come to pick him up.
Turns into a Brick Joke when Ray returns to the surface and causes the Creepers to blow up note Look at his health meter. Only a heart left when they switch back to him. leading to him to ask "I thought you said they were friendly!"
More activity on the "Free Edgar 2013" front, including Gavin killing the current Edgar and spawning a Mooshroom to replace him, and Michael trying to write "We won't be stopped", running into a character limit, and settling for a simple insult. And neither of them seem to notice Ryan's recent house additions.
The "duel" between Ryan and Gavin on the bridge outside of Achievement City. Ryan sneaks up behind Gavin after asking "Is there any compelling reason that you should live?" and starts to attack him with a sword, only for Gavin to spin around and throw lava at him. At first, Ryan is simply confused about why he is on fire. Upon figuring out what happened, Ryan mutters "Clever girl," and then simply jumps into some nearby water. Gavin moves in to press the attack and runs into his own lava, catches on fire, and dies instantly.
Episode 66: "King Ray Part 2"
Gavin respawns in the throne area after falling into a lava pit, only to find a Skeleton archer waiting for him in a hole carved into the wall. Ray overhears Gavin's panicked screams and runs to save him... only to find Gavin in the hole facing the skeleton in a very compromising position. Ray even turns around to give Gavin some private time, while audiences can hear the sounds of bone against flesh as Gavin finishes killing it.
When King Ray tasks the guys to make a cake and destroy it in front of him, Ryan decides to FINALLY make use of Edgar and his chicken. Upon seeing Edgar the Mooshroom immediately asks if you can milk one leading Jack to joke you might end up with strawberry milk. Ryan succeeds in milking Edgar and starts waving a sword in front of him until Gavin mentions that Edgar now has a unique look.
Easy to miss, but when Ray begins one task with "You can kill each other..." all of the boys immediately take out their swords without a word.
At one point, during a challenge where the guys are allowed to kill each other, Gavin and Ryan are at the exit to the safe zone. Gavin is holding a sword, and Ryan is clearly worried that Gavin will try to kill him as soon as they leave. He gets an idea:
The guys refer to everything as a SpaceX (space spiders, space mushrooms, space rain, the Tower of Space Pimps, etc.), which eventually leads to this exchange:
Gavin: "Michael, it's night-time in the space woods and I'm space scared."
Michael: "I'll space find you."
Michael: "Dude, I have an iron space sword to fight away the baddies."
Gavin: "Ah, I can see you, sp- Michael! Space Michael! Space."
In the middle of the video, Ray gets up to go the bathroom. Throughout the video, it occasionally cuts back to Ray's screen to remind the audience that Ray is still pooping. Eventually, the guys themselves start expressing disbelief at how long he has been gone for. By the time he finally gets back, Michael and Gavin had already finished mining and smelting pieces of gold.
Episode 68, "Quest for Horses":
Ryan using console commands to teleport himself and others around.
At one point, Ryan gets killed, and decides to use console commands to teleport to Geoff to pick up where he left off. Geoff is busily mining away in a cave, and suddenly his entire screen is occupied by Ryan's face.
Everyone bashing on Ryan for using the console to teleport everyone, including Gavin, who sees it as a form of cheating (which he's against).
The equator of seasons.
Michael: "Fascinating, fascinating..."
Everyone commenting on Gavin's pants and oddly hair-shaped helmet, comparing him to The Incredible Hulk and a Creeper going in for a job interview.
Michael: "Mr. Creeper, what would you say is your strongest suit?"
Episode 69, we have Michael singing a Hilary Duff song in the rain while messing with the camera angles while Gavin reacts incredulously.
Gavin attempts to play a joke on Michael by building a snow golem behind him. When Michael turns around, he walks past it without the slightest reaction. Gavin, in frustration, points this out to Michael, who says he doesn't give a shit about the snow golem. He then requests a "retake" and fakes a hilariously over the top Freak Out over the golem.
Michael getting stuck in the horse pen at the end of the episode and no one bothering to let him out.
Episode 70: Despite several videos leading up to it, the horse joust was disappointingly short, with the horses easily dying in the process. By the end of it, only Michael's horse is left alive. Then everyone suddenly becomes Ax-Crazy due to the deaths of the other horses and starts killing each other and burning down the village, and the baby horse that was born during the episode gets trapped in a hole by Ryan.
Ray crashing his Minecraft by hitting shift too many times.
Gavin's "mess of English language [sic]", which eventually leads to everyone just telling him to give up trying to speak.
Gavin: "I plugged one hole and more hole came out!"
Gavin: "I plugged one hole of f- uff— ..."
Michael: "Oh my god. Just stop. Just quit."
Ryan: "Abort! Abort!"
The team talks about what the horse joust runway should be made up of, and someone suggests brick. During the follow conversation, every time someone says the word "clay", Ray can be heard quietly saying "Aiken?"
Episode 71: Jack going to Gavin's trophy room and finding another tower, courtesy of Shopping List (Jack seems to have forgotten that he already saw the second tower in Episode 59). Also, Ray and Caleb fooling around inside Ray's house(with Michael spectating), then Geoff reactivates the switch for the "Cake Wall".
The ending takes the cake. As Geoff builds the tower, Ryan makes it rain cows which, coupled with his maniacal laughter, is terrifying. The massive Freak Out afterwards needs to be seen.
When Lindsay smacks Gavin (in-game) for "touching butts" with her fiance:
Michael: "There is a Creeper fighting a penguin in Buckingham Palace right now!"
In Episode 72, the Lads and Gents begin their voyage to the moon. Gavin starts out by making ladders to climb there.
The ending, which goes on much longer than it should. Gavin says "Let's stop. We're going to the moon, guys!" and then we get to hear the lads and gents banter pointlessly for a few more seconds. Geoff finally, unsurely, says, "A-alright, well... Let's stop...?" and everyone laughs. We can hear Michael say that they'll probably end it before that, and even Jacksaying "Killing audio!"
By the end of Episode 73, Gavin is well on his way to the moon, having taken off in spectacular fashion. He then proceeds to explode the moment he gets there because he doesn't slow down on approach... and then respawns on the moon anyway, with his crash site (and thus his equipment, including his oxygen tank) nowhere to be found, leaving him in a perpetual cycle of respawning and suffocating to death, cold and alone without his boys.
The amount of Hilarious in Hindsight this brings is off the charts. From Gavin lamenting that they will die on the moon, him being put in charge of oxygen and so much more... it's practically Rewatch Bonus.
Michael's job is to go out and kill everything he sees for food. Ryan then requests that Michael also whisper Ryan's name in the animal's ear just before they die. Michael, hilariously, follows this request.
Episode 74: At a certain point, a Blaze set the whole place on fire. Cue frantic attempts at putting out the fire while Ray asks despairingly why on Earth would they make the dungeon out of wood.
At another point, a Creeper blows up the entrance and monster mobs start pouring in. Everyone is screaming at the top of their lungs and trying to fight back but no one has any decent weapons.
Gavin: "What are you guys doing? CLOSE THE DOOR!"
Michael: "THERE IS NO DOOR! The Creeper blew it up!"
Episode 75: Early on when trying to get to the moon, everyone get on their own rockets and proceed to launch at the same time. This works out pretty well for everyone except Ray, who crashes into a tree and gets stuck.
Near the end, everyone except Ryan, Geoff, and Ray are running out of air. Ryan, who's been feeling a bit irritated due to all the technical difficulties, takes sadistic pleasure in their predicament.
When Jack and Michael are out of air, they have to stay in the air bubble produced by an oxygen distributor. However, since the oxygen station was never built properly, Ryan has to rush and try to set it up. Then the solar panels powering the oxygen distributors suddenly stop producing power because the sun is setting...which Ryan insisted couldn't happen, because the moon is not supposed to have a day-night cycle. Everyone starts rapidly running out of air:
Michael: "Hey, let's break all this down and then haul ass towards the sun and rebuild it. Can we do that?"
Ryan: "I don't think we can outrun the spin of a celestial body."
Michael: "Are you sure? It looks like the sun's right there if we sprint towards it. 'Cause the alternative is we all stand here and we choke to death."
Ryan: (changes the time of day with an admin command) "Oh look, the sun came again! Hooray!"
Michael: "Oh, that was a close call! We barely made it through the night!"
Any time their Java server crashed.
The first time had Ryan leave the room to find out what the problem is. Gavin then follows him through with a camera for real-life footage of the error-fixing process.
Gavin: Ryan is doing a computer right now...
The first time they blasted off in the rockets, Ray got his rocket caught in a tree and couldn't make it out. When he did make it out, his rocket broke. Then once the others made it to the moon, a few of them crashed and the server suddenly crashed as well.
The second time they made it to the moon, a few of them crashed... again. And the server broke... again...
Michael: "GODDAMMIT! SON OF A BITCH!"
Episode 76: Ryan's creeping madness has progressed in a disturbing, yet entertaining way, when presented with the idea that there were "too many breeding animals" active on the field for the actual petting zoo. Ryan's reaction? Kill 'em All!
Jack is also shocked when taming the ocelot transformed it into a Siamese cat. He lets out a small "Oh!" and doesn't speak for a minute. When Jack finally tells everyone his ocelot turned Siamese, Michael and Ray sarcastically accuse him of racism.
Gavin trying to set Dan on fire, only for the rain to put the fire out.
Episode 77: Gavin tries to hide in a hole when he spots Michael approaching, and remains there for a full minute, dead silent, until Michael gets the jump on him. Gavin squawks, accidentally switches to reverse-third-person view, and flails about impotently for a moment before being horribly murdered.
Later, the guys are discussing dog piling on Ryan to kill him and remove his massive advantage of armor and weapons. As they discuss that, Gavin and Ray meet up over some loot that had yet to despawn from someone's last death. Cue Gavin screaming like a loon and killing Ray.
Ryan, facing a three-man team-up, builds a tower underneath himself, and tries to goad people into attacking him, especially when they decide to try shooting him down with arrows and deduce that if he were to jump off to deny them the kill, he would lose all his stuff and be defenseless.
Ryan: "Don't be a wuss, come up here and fight!"
Michael: "BE A WUSS- you fucking built a fucking BITCH LADDER TO THE SKY!"
Michael: "You fucking coward!"
Ryan: "Coward?! You came at me with a fucking army!"
Ray: "Three- three people is hardly an army. It's barely a militia."
Ryan: "It's one on three!"
Geoff: "Tower of fucking cowards! Yeah, a bunch of- it's a bunch of fucking cavemen with stone swords fighting a goddamned Lancelot!"
Michael: "It's three villagers coming after Frankenstein."
As the others prepare to attack him, Ryan continues his taunting which is nicely accessorized with his maniacal laughing. Everyone can't help but mutter that he is a lunatic.
Ryan: "Let's go, pussy squad!"
Ryan's snarking in general is hilarious. Attributed to apparently being sleep-deprived from his new kid.
Ryan: "You know, it kinda seems like this is getting a little lopsided here." (In reference to everyone teaming up against him.)
Gavin: "Your face is lopsided."
Ryan: "That's true. I can't pretend to compete with your perfectly symmetrical three-mile long nose. It's like Long Island."
The end, when Ryan only needs to kill Gavin. Geoff and Michael had devoted themselves to protecting Gavin to prevent Ryan from winning. Michael tried to warn Gavin that Ryan was right behind him, but Gavin, not listening, decides to try to kill Geoff. With his attention on Geoff, Ryan dispatches him easily, winning the game, while Gavin asks why nobody warned him.
Gavin, while starving and near death, spots a chicken on a nearby tree:
One of the events had Michael declare that they should try to survive a swarm of zombies. At the end, after the winner is chosen, Michael accidentally falls into the hole and is killed by the zombies. Ryan takes the opportunity to seize the throne.
Episode 81: "Geoff's House Part 1":
While talking about the upcoming/recent release of Xbox One, everyone discusses what they do with their Xbox One. Jack says he talks to his.
Jack: "I talk to mine! 'Hello, Xbox One! How are you?'"
Ray: "Shut up, Jack."
Ryan: (at the exact same time) "Fuck you, Jack."
(Everyone starts laughing)
Michael: "Stop talking to me. Leave me alone."
Geoff: (in robot voice) "I-am-not-your-friend."
Episode 82: "Skyrim Mashup Edition": Ryan completely failing to make a Nether Portal despite having Gavin tell him how to do it.
Ryan witnesses two villagers making love, and watches them make a baby. Then...
Michael: "Kill his parents and raise him as your own!"
Ryan: "Done!" (begins hitting the parents... with a pickaxe) "Unfortunately, I only have a pickaxe, so it's gonna take a while."
Michael: "I thought you were gonna say, 'Unfortunately, I killed the child too, whoops.'"
Pubert and the ensuing conversation over whether or not that was a real name. Gavin was adamant that it was a real name of someone from The Addams Family. He was right!note Pubert Addams is the baby from Addams Family Values. Everybody, especially Michael, was dumbfounded!
The Pubert debate is not the only argument in this video. Upon discovering that there are now "media achievements" (0-point achievements for watching Netflix, Hulu, etc.), Ryan goes on a tirade against the idea.
Ryan: I mean, really, if you can get one for media, though, now...like, shouldn't there just be one "Hey, you turned on your Xbox! Good for you!
Gavin: Sure. I'll take it.
Jack: Well, it wouldn't have to be condescending about that...
Ryan: It is already condescending! "Yeah, you watch TV! Good for you, you used functions!"
Micheal: You're still the only person that finds anything wrong with that.
Ryan: That's stupid! That's not an achievement! You have achieved NOTHING.
Jack: 2013 has been the year that Ryan lost his fucking mind.
Michael nearly activating Plan G again by accident.
Let's Play Minecraft — 2014 episodes
Episode 84, "Capture the Tower X", is quite "top":
Before they even get there, there are technical difficulties, which frustrates Ryan.
Jack: Ryan is mumbling bad words under his breath.
Gavin: Ryan, if you're going to mumble away from the mic, do it loud.
The first two attempts at a round fail due to the guys being dropped from Xbox live. The next two both fail when the player carrying the Tower blocks is killed, and the blocks drop into the cacti (the guys don't know that cacti can also destroy building materials).
Each team has six Ender Pearls to use per round; since Ender Pearls are prone to misfire and take two hearts of damage upon teleportation, this leads to a number of laughs. Three examples are Jack teleporting into the Lads' base, Gavin throwing a pearl then realizing he doesn't have enough health to survive it as he waits for it to land, and Jack hitting the side of a platform and falling to his death.
The Let's Build episode revealed that if someone threw the Ender Pearl out of the arena, they were out for the round.
Early on in the first round they play, we get this bit of dark humor:
Ray: "Ryan's chasing me! I need help! He's in his prison outfit, it's even more scary."
Ryan: "Don't drop the soap!"
Ryan is the Gents' most consistent player, frequently sniping players from across the map. However, those players not infrequently included his own teammates. His funniest moment with a bow, though, comes when Gavin shoots Geoff, dropping him off a platform... right in front of Ryan's arrow, which kills him in mid-air.
Jack accidentally tries to kill Gavin with a cactus block. Doesn't work.
Right after the final Tower is erected, a creeper appears right next to it. Ryan is able to kill it before it can explode.
At the end, when the victorious Team Lads are standing on top of the Tower for a picture, Jack throws a splash potion of damage at Ray, but hits Geoff on top of the Lads' base.
While waiting for Michael and Ryan to get to the top of the house, Geoff, Jack, Ray and Gavin jump over the last hole to be filled in to finish the roof. Geoff then says this:
Geoff(to Gavin): "Try jumping backwards."
Gavin: "OK." (Faces away from the hole, takes a few steps back and jumps, going straight into the hole.)
Hilarious was Gavin trying to bunce (bunse?) Michael from the ledge entering Geoff's original roof and fails. Michael's wordless Tranquil Fury along with Gavin's Oh Crap whimpering for forgiveness completely sells it.
After Gavin restores his trophy room, Ray walks in, dismantles it, and drops the gold blocks into lava. A minute later, Michael walks in to do the same thing and says, "Goddamn it, Ray."
After completing the build, the suggestion is made that they celebrate by jumping off the top of Geoff's house straight down onto the logo of Achievement City. They jump and the video ends on Ray's POV as he's looking back on himself, having not jumped. He simply comments "Idiots."
Episode 86: "The Twelve Towers":
At the end of the episode, after Geoff puts his tower up, Ray, with Creative privileges, begins spawning loads and loads of cows. Gavin takes this opportunity to activate the lava in Jack's house while nobody is paying attention. Geoff asks if they should save and quit, and Gavin says, "Yeah." A second after Geoff saves, Gavin realizes his mistake.
After this, the episode fades out on the entire group yelling at Gavin and bickering with each other, complete with a stinger at the end.
Gavin had nearly secured the victory, having assembled everything for the ten overworld towers and made a successful trip into and out of the Nether to gather Netherrack and soul sand. He doesn't realize his mistake until he reaches the base: HE ONLY MINED ONE BLOCK OF EACH. His ensuing Heroic BSOD is priceless.
Yet, he manages to not reveal his gaffe to the others until the end:
Gavin: "Geoff, come and look at mine. I want to see if you can see my blocks."
Gavin: "Can you see what I did?"
Geoff: "Are you Gavin?"
Geoff: "Uh, yeah, let's see... You've got snow, iron, dirt, sandstone, then sand, then cobblestone, smooth stone, glass, then you have wood, and you have, uh, fuckin', uh... furnaces. And then you have one of each of the Nether. Why? Did you go all the way there and then get one of e-" (cue The Hyena)
Geoff using the portal in Portal House, forgetting that the other end of that portal was suspended mid-air above a lava lake.
Episode 87: "Geoff's Anatomy"
At the beginning of the episode, Gavin is explaining the Let's Play to everyone:
Gavin: "Guys, I've got some sad news."
Jack: "Gavin, what's wrong?"
Gavin: "Geoff is sick." (cue panicked reactions) "He's in need of our healing abilities."
Michael's playing with skins while waiting to be found, including the creeper skin Gavin uses and a chicken in a suit that causes him to start giggling like a child.
As Ray is searching desperately for Gavin he finds a creeper...
Ray: "That's not Gavin!"
Michael and Gavin twice looking for Kerry to have him take responsibility for accidentally placing the gold blocks inside chests instead of placed normally, and because Michael thinks they forgot to place the iron pickax for their team.
Michael: "If I were Kerry... how short would I be?"
The whole "Shark-Ray" conversation.
Geoff spending several minutes not winning the game for Gents because he couldn't make the jump. That Ryan could in one try and didn't think to pass it to him.
Episode 89: Mad King Ryan is back and Ryan steals the show.
Ryan: "I'm the Mad King, I can do whatever the fuck I want."
The concept of many of the rounds are hilarious
Round 1 has Ryan seeking each of the competitors and killing them - last man standing wins. As a bonus, he can fly.
Round 3 has dispensers dropping animals from a fatal height and the competitors trying to collect their remains in a competition for the most raw beef.
Round 4 has him ordering the breaking of True Companions by ordering them to kill people they have named teams with.
Michael wins round 4 because he's the only one who really took to the challenge, viciously murdering Gavin several times.
After Round 2, Jack and Gavin are running back to the throne room. On the way, Gavin jumps right into lava.
Jack: "Gavin, those bootsnote Feather falling diamond boots look good on you."
Jack: "They will not protect you from that though."
Michael: "Gavin, that was fucking funny, you stupid fucking knob."
This whole situation doubles as a bit of a Brick Joke, seeing as how that is the SAME EXACT lava that Gavin dumped during the very FIRST King Ryan to kill a cow. Pay attention to the area he dumps the lava here in "King Ryan Part 2".
There's a "Super Dump Hole" within the house. Gavin tries to push Michael into it (after just dying in it) and ends up getting pushed into it himself. He then respawns and tries to push Michael into it again only for Michael to simply sidestep and watch Gavin run into the hole.
When asked whether they can kill each other, Ryan fully deadpans:
Ryan: "When did you think that rule would not apply in my kingdom?"
Just all of Episode 90. It crosses into Crowning Moment of Awesome territory since he spent about a week building and preparing everything which turned out to be just a prelude and serves no purpose other than to entertain King Ryan.
Jack getting stuck in a hole he can't get out of, then Ryan gives him the egg making him completely helpless as Gavin starts whaling on him, so Jack offers to give him the egg in exchange for his life; but after Gavin accepts Ryan pours water so he is able to get out.
Jack: You're back on Gavin, come here.
*Cue surprised screaming from Gavin*
Ray being beat on by Geoff as he's just trying to find a safe way down.
Ray: "Geoff, Geoff please! I'm just trying to find a safe way down!" (Accidentally falls down.) "Not that way! Not that way! Oh shit."
As Gavin is being chased by Michael, he accidentally places the egg, spawning a cow. His "Oh shit" giggling is priceless.
The Russian Roulette part. The panicked screaming every time someone dies is hilarious and also quite terrifying.
The 1v1 tournament where competitors have to switch controllers and thus kill themselves using the other player's character while using their own character's screen which is being controlled by their opponent. Head hurt much? Just wait until you see them actually do it. Expect lots of looking at the ceiling and looking at the floor.
Ryan: "You guys have to work together to kill each other."
The final battle against "Edgar". Since it's Ryan, we know it's not going to be easy or simple. But I think it's safe to say that no one expected a friggin' boss battle in a two-part labyrinth
Geoff: "Why does Jack get a sword?" (referring to loot from previous match)
Michael: "Yeah, why does Jack get a diamond sword?"
Ryan: (in the most hilariously serene and carefree tone ever) "It won't matter." (Cue lots of worried looks and muttering.)
Ryan's serene tone is what makes the build up to the challenge.
Geoff: "Will we need full health?" (right before Ryan gives them the challenge)
Ryan: "It won't matter for long."
Everyone getting stuck in the obsidian and iron block hole.
Michael: "Wait a minute! We're Edgar! We're all in the hole!"
Episode 91: "Darwin Awards" has one at the end when Ryan attempts to kill himself with a piston. It doesn't work very well.
Ryan: (After Michael helped him activate the piston, making it come down and clip through his body.) "The fuck?!" (playfully) "I've been cut in half! Aaaaaaagh!"
At the end of the video, Gavin drops a banana on Ryan's desk. Ryan becomes annoyed and chases him down with the banana, all the way out of the building and across the street. Gavin is screaming and Geoff is laughing all the while.
Episode 92: "Iron Golem"
The night before Gavin was having trouble falling asleep, so he decided to play Titanfall from 4:00 to 5:00.
Michael: "What the fuck were you doing up 'til four AM?"
Episode 93: "Spring Harvest" is a mostly quiet Let's Play, except that Ryan twice attempts to break into the store that Geoff has set up in order to steal his stuff. The first try he builds a skybridge to it, only to fall off over Gavin's plot of land. The kicker is that no one noticed him building it until he fell off and died ten feet from the store. Then the next time (accompanied by him humming the Mission: Impossible theme) he tries to dig underneath to steal Geoff's money chest, only to pop up next to it, with Geoff right in front of him looking down because he was looking inside the chest at the time.
Ray: "I also got three wheat seeds, are those usable?"
Ryan: "Oh no!" (falls to his death)'
Jack: "I think I just saw Ryan fall out of the sky!"
Geoff: "Well that was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I was just talking to you, and then suddenly a guy fell out of the sky."
Ryan: "Oops!" (quickly blocks up hole and runs away)
Episode 94: "UnMonuments Men" is based around a limitation in Minecraft which results in a unique Twist Ending. In order to build another Let's Play, the guys are assigned to remove as many paintings from the world as possible, which they then must erect outside their houses after the 30-minute time period is up. Ryan has five paintings, and places them outside his house early, resulting in a disqualification. Jack has taken a huge lead from the start, and ends with a massive sixty-four paintings. However, when the guys try to put up the paintings, the game won't let them due to reaching the maximum number allowed in the world. After an initial push to declare Ryan the winner, they decide that the winner is Achievement City itself, and erect the Tower on the center of the logo on the city's floor.
There's also the minor touch of Geoff taking Ryan's obsidian block to make this possible.
Gavin and Ryan have a contest to see who can hold their breath for the longest in-game. Given that the health bar mechanics apply to all of them, you can see where this is going... They both drown.
The best part is that everyone else is having their own conversations, but they all get quiet as the "contest" gets close to the end, then burst out laughing at the ending.
Really, though, the video can be best summed up by the following comment on the video:
Crazy56U: I love how everyone slowly just gives up.
Episode 97: "Title Update 14 Part 1"
Even before delving into the update stuff, the guys showcase how utterly terrible they are when playing vanilla Minecraft in an unfamiliar world.
At one point, Gavin makes a portal into the Nether and suddenly falls out onto the ground there. He's absolutely confused as to how he got down there before looking up and noticing it. When he utters that it's in the air, Geoff makes a Call Back to "Achievement Knievel" by saying "It's still in the air!" before Michael responds, "See if you can see Ryan's shirt up there."note Product Placement for their new T-shirt with "I'm still in the air!" used on it.
Episode 98: "Title Update 14 Part 2"
The guys successfully locate a Desert Temple and Ryan starts to hint that there's a secret inside it. Gavin immediately digs into the hidden treasure chamber, falls straight onto the TNT trap, and destroys the six treasure chests that were inside it.
Episode 99: "Golden Hoe"
When the gang reaches the "White House", Ryan finds an empty picture frame and slaps a piece of meat on it. When Ray finds it, he cries out "MEATSPIN!" and rotates the meat.
Early in the Let's Play, Gavin finds an Enderman and tries to kill it to get a pearl for an Ender Chest. Eventually, while running from him, the Enderman teleports on top of a tree, leaving Gavin wandering around confused and Geoff (who has Host Privileges enabled and thus can fly) cracking up.
Ryan's suggestion that he, Jack and Ray form an 'anti-Dynamite league' to oppose Michael and Gavin's Team Nice Dynamite. Geoff suggests the team name of 'Team Solo' and when Ray comments that that's an oxymoron and Michael laughs, "Team Oxymoron!" Geoff replies, "That works too."
Ryan loses some footage. It's replaced with a section of child-like stick figure drawings.
Jack attempts to kill an Enderman in The End with only 3 and a half hearts. It ends poorly, but mostly, it ends almost instantaneously.
Ryan builds a Nether Portal inside his house. Right at the end of the video, a Zombie Pigman passes through the portal. Everyone immediately panics and nearly destroys Ryan's house in their attempts to kill the Pigman, although they eventually seem to use the panic as an excuse to just break everything they can.
The intro video of Geoff, Gavin, and Griffon planning out the original building of Achievement City specifically to screw with Jack.
It's also revealed that, during filming, Gavin accidentally set off Plan G trying to hide the button, forcing Geoff to Rage Quit and shut off people's Xboxes to preserve the surprise.
All of the gang's attempts to deal with the problem of Invisible Ghost Jack, which at one point leads to him accidentally discovering a clue early. Geoff immediately yells at Jack to drop his controller and close his eyes, a command that 33-year-old Jack immediately complies with like a young child. Incredibly, Jack is actually already invisible at the beginning of the video. The rest of the Hunters fail to notice this for a good while.
Ray getting lost in the wrong field of cacti. The only "wrong" field of cacti in the entire world.
Ryan: I'm a little worried that my son is being abducted by aliens.
Geoff: Why's that?
Ryan: 'Cause, you know, every night before bed, I get him, y- all into his pajamas and everything, get him- get him dressed, uh... you know, rub his back, tell him a story, that kind of thing... But right before bed, the last thing he says before going to sleep every night is, uh... "I don't want to go up into the sky, Daddy; I want to stay on the ground."
Right after that dialogue, Jack finds a trap and falls to his death. Once again, Hilarity Ensues.
Then a little later both Michael and Ryan take extremely long falls to their deaths at almost exactly the same moment. Geoff catches it on his viewpoint.
Ray celebrates the end of his dry streak by pouring water on his pants zipper, complete with camera closeup. In Achievement Hunter, There Is No Radar.
Episode 102: "Grounded"
Ryan is at one end of the starting blocks at the beginning and there is a piece of flaming Netherrack behind him. Gavin's POV of this leads to this exchange.
Gavin: Ryan! Your head's on fire!
Ryan: (sounding rather startled) What?!
Ryan burns to death at one point after encountering lava. When he respawns he breaks a block to allow the ocean water to flood the vertical shaft he dug down. Because the block was at the edge of the world, the water doesn't flow through the gap even when he breaks a lower block as well.
Ryan: I... I think I might be Moses.
It continues with Gavin confusing Moses and Jesus Christ because "they both do water tricks". It becomes a Running Gag where every time someone says "Jesus Christ", they'll ask if they see his buddy Moses there too.
And to add another layer of the funny, Gavin makes fun of Ryan and calls him stupid. And then he immediately gets himself killed by lava.
Gavin: Have you become stupid, Ryan, or something? (falls into lava screaming at the top of his lungs)
Ryan: I like it when you say things like that and it's followed by you burning to death.
Gavin, Ryan and Ray's tunnels all eventually intersect with one another. They all get rather turned around and confused.
The first time Gavin and Ryan come in contact, Gavin makes his escape by blocking the tunnel with cobble when Ryan accidentally throws his bow on the floor.
The second time, Ryan's lost his bow. Gavin just says "Okay, bye." and blocks the tunnel with cobble again.
The absolute best moment is when the tables are turned and it's now Gavin who is at Ryan's mercy. Gavin opens negotiations and Ryan feels enough pity that he decides help Gavin out and call it a truce. He uses up half of his remaining wood to make him a iron pickaxe so that Gavin can continue playing. Gavin starts to leave and the first block he mines revealed a lava flow which immediately kills him and everything he just gained. Cue Gavin's Big "NO!" moment.
Ryan: That might be the fastest something has ever gotten bad.
At one point, Jack loses his gear after dying and, after getting it back, he's lit on fire. He quickly starts blowing to try to put it out before screaming "Stop, drop and roll! Stop drop and roll!"
Gavin is ambushed by a zombie, causing him to cry out "Jesus Christ!" Michael retorts "Where? Did you see him?"
Near the beginning, when everyone was concerned about how they were going to see (due to Geoff not giving them torches):
Ray: "Ah, fuck it, I'm going straight down again."
This is another one that features a huge item frame list of drops from the world. Gavin looks at it and suddenly realises he forgot to put a bow on there.
When they go to sleep in the 'Nap Cove' for some reason Ray's POV shows his head spinning round and round on his neck while he's sleeping.
Jack enters the Nether to go hunting for rarer drops. Ryan follows soon after and encounters a Ghast almost instantly. One fire charge later, both of them are stuck in the Nether. Jack is not impressed.
Then much later Jack murders Prince Oinkens the first (Ryan's new pig housemate) for the porkchops. Ryan is equally not impressed.
Ray decides to play the entire game wearing a pumpkin. He also has other moments.
He finds Silverfish House and circles the cake in the middle muttering "Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou" under his breath for a while.
Nightmare Before Skitmas and 'Boogie Woogie'
A Gavin-driven conversation about body-swapping and gay sex. Needs to be heard to be believed.
Especially these two quotes from Ryan "My body may have gotten up to a lot of things when I'm not aware of it" and "You can occupy the meat, but you'll never have the mind."
Episode 104: "Enter the Negatower Part 1"
There's a new skin pack and Ray has some fun with it. Becoming a Wither (which freaks Gavin out for a second before he realises), an updated version of Michael's Banjo skin and then Kazooie ("I've escaped the backpack!")
The gameshow voices for the Let's Play.
Gavin tells Ray to 'trim his hedges' (the leaf blocks above Ray's tower platforms) lest (as Jack says) he flies a spaceship into it. Also:
Gavin: "Oh! Don't go too much!"
Gavin: (in a lowered voice) "People might see us in here..."
(beat, Michael and Ryan snort and laugh)
Jack picks a wooden sword (meaning fight to the death) every single first pick. He only gets an obsidian block because he got a retry second pick by winning the second fight to the death round!
Episode 105: "Enter the Negatower Part 2"
Gavin constantly messing with Ryan's sign.
Including onenote "ryan once fingered a babys anus" that Geoff actually asks "That's not true is it?" when he sees it. It actually is... sort of.
Ryan: Now, look... you do have to kinda wipe in there, though...
The train analogy to explain Ryan's weirdness.
Michael: Ryan, you almost never bring up the topic. But you just fucking- you hop on the train and you just, like, bust it.
Gavin: We didn't have to bleep the first part when someone said *bleep* but once you started speaking, there were bleeps left and right. There were four bleeps.
Ryan: Look man, I don't put the train on the tracks but I'm gonna drive it.
Michael: I think we all agree with that.
Gavin: What does that mean? You're not just going to drive it, Ryan, you're going to absolutely floor it.
While trying to explain the concept of the Let's Play, Geoff absent-mindedly tells everyone when they're read to "walk out into the lava... arena"
Upon entering the Lava Wall arena there's already a Villager loose on the Gents' side. Ryan hovers in front of it, resisting the urge to act on the temptation... then punches it into the lava. Jack's reaction makes it.
Ryan's 'codename' for the TNT cannon keeps changing - Project Y, Project Not X and finally... Project X. Of course.
Once again, Gavin's attempt at "Project X" is scuppered by a Fire Charge from the Gents' side. This time, it hits the TNT block in front. Gavin barely escapes being blown up with the TNT cannon.
Ryan's attempt didn't go too well either - he lit the firing charges but forgot to light the actual ammo block so the firing charges explode but the block in front stays put. He's confused and disappointed at this.
After the game Michael lights himself on fire and stands on top of this TNT block to see if it'll light.
The Gents hit the Lads' sole surviving Villager, leading Michael to quickly splash it with a Healing Potion before buncing it back into cover... then Gavin dumps a bucket of water on top of the Villager.
After spending a long time trying to find Blood Gulch, the guys wind up finding Achievement Citynote There is a noticeable cut at 41:04; this is when they loaded up Achievement City..
While trying to check out the giant animals after Plan G was activated, the server crashes. This prompts Geoff to end the episode on the spot.
Episode 108: "Title Update 14 Appreciation Day"
At the start, Geoff is explaining how the challenge is going to involve lots of quartz, only for Gavin to explain that their nether doesn't have quartz since had already been generated within a reasonable travel distance. This gets a Stunned Silence from Geoff, who doesn't speak for about ten seconds before muttering "dammit" in a quiet, defeated voice.
Gavin punches Ryan while only having half a heart of health left. Ryan attacks him back and kills Gavin, causing him to start apologising profusely.
Ryan makes a furnace and announces that it's free for everyone's use:
Ryan: There's a furnace over here if anyone likes to use it.
Jack spends ages looking for clay, even when Geoff is pointing him towards it. Turns out he has no idea what clay looks like in game...
Gavin is fighting a Ghast and calls it a "tentacled bitch". Ryan... finds it an interesting insult.
Ryan: Tentacled bitch. You... tentacled bitch. You bitch with tentacles...
Episode 109: "Title Update 14 Appreciation Part 2"
Ray manages to fall off the top of a Nether Fortress into a load of lava.
And later on Jack exits the portal... straight off the same side.
There's something funny about the irony of Ryan asking why all the animals of Achievement City seem to be in a pit. Jack even comments on it sort of.
And this later on.
Ryan: "Finding cows in holes. Pretty sure I'm not responsible... unless I've been sleep-imprisoning cows..."
A conversation about spiders being good for company gives Ryan a chance to make a terrible joke. Jack notes that his fellow Gent is officially a dad now that he's moved onto the bad jokes.
Walking past Jack's house, Gavin encounters 'Ghost Zombie' who falls from the sky, doesn't burn in the sun or react to him and vanishes when he hits it with his sword.
Gavin: "He didn't exist very much."
Episode 110: "Monopoly Part 2"
Ray gets sent to the Hole. Ryan leads the way over there.
Gavin goes to the Hole and says he's going to learn to juggle to pass the time. The next time Jack looks over there Gavin has his head looking straight up and he's throwing the contents of his hotbar into the air.
Ryan gets bored and surrounds Michael's head marker at Field of Giants with four of his own zombie head markers. Michael adds more of his markers to stare at Ryan's. It quickly gets out of hand.
They make note of the fact that the bank's sign is in all caps, then Michael adds a sign next to it that says "sorry for yelling".
After Ray achieves his first monopoly and builds hotels on the properties(represented by a Tower of Pimps), Ryan takes a jab at him by capping one of the towers with a cake!
Episode 111: "Jack's Nightmare"
The episode is named because Jack apparently hates fruit and veg. The task is to make and frame a golden carrot and golden apple.
When Geoff is showing off the example, Ray gets behind him and starts spinning the golden carrot startling Geoff.
While explaining the Let's Play the others get distracted rotating the golden apple and carrot. Upon calling go, Geoff says that the positions they're both in now are locked in. Ray convinces him of a different position because it was funnier.
Ray quietly and quickly gathers the items required to win and when he's framed them announces his win in a subdued tone, "Hey, I won." The others are silent for a second before asking how and then laughing at how calm Ray sounded.
At one point Gavin can't spawn another pig because the world limit has been reached. Michael and Geoff immediately kill another nearby riderless pig to try to help him. Geoff kills Jack's because the game is bugging out and he honestly can't see his fellow Gent on the pig.
After Jack narrowly beats Michael and wins the second round, Ryan and Ray basically yell at him for extending the episode to a third round.
Michael wins the Tower, breaking a 46-week (22-event) dry streak, and states how absurd it is that he ended up breaking his losing streak with this.
Gavin and Michael both lose their pigs and are trying to spawn new ones:
Ray's pigs wandering aimlessly causing him to be stuck at the starting area for half of a race, trapping him in underground lakes and almost suffocating him with dirt blocks.
Episode 113: "Megatower"
Geoff starts his explanation of how the game is going to work with "Before you go...", Jack turns round to race Gavin as they're swimming round to an entrance and whispers "I'm still going!"
Ryan discusses how it was never stated that they couldn't burn down the mega tower to find the blocks hidden inside. Even if he doesn't have a flint and steel, he'll find a way!
He later suggests Geoff should do it to "inspire them to look faster". Gavin suggests that they could even make it a "Things To Do" called 'Hide and Seek from fire'
Gavin discusses how comfortable sleeping inside a tower of wool would be. When the others disagree and point out raw wool is kind of itchy he says "Okay, I'd bring a sheet."
The on-going Galactic Alliance (Gavin and Michael) vs the Intergalactic Alliance (Ryan and Jack) thing.
First Ryan uses it as an excuse to kill Gavin.
Then later Jack encounters Gavin and asks if they're friendly. Gavin says yes but pulls a raspberry at the Gent. Cue Ryan emerging from nearby pointing a bow and arrow at the Brit who is standing on the edge of a large opening in the side of the mega tower... then Ryan shoots him off but claims that he changed his mind and tried to shoot the ceiling and still got Gavin. He sounds sheepish so he might not be entirely lying.
Gavin later gets his revenge and claims it was an accident. Geoff says he witnessed the accident.
The game crashes halfway through the video. Extra points on the funny because there's an obsidian hidden in the floor just in front of Jack's door. Who was the only person to find obsidian before the crash and so doesn't need it... not that he clues the others in either. Turns out to be an accidental place and not in play.
Gavin getting a message from a fan, saying "I want you inside me."
Things to Do in Minecraft
Gavin demonstrating the three best ways to grief in Minecraft, seen here.
"Indoor Pool": Gavin manages to figure out how to completely flood Geoff's enormous Monolith house with a single lever.
Also notable is that Gavin accidentally spoiled the winner of the next Let's Play (two weeks early, mind you) by following Geoff outside as he ran past Jack's house, which had the Tower of Pimps displayed.
Things to Do in Minecraft: "Slice of Hell": Gavin, Geoff, and Ryan create a repeating circuit that causes the back wall of Ray's house to empty its contents from 17 hidden dispensers. Each dispenser contains (what else?) 576 cakes (9,792 total). Ray's Freak Out is priceless.
Things to do in Minecraft: "Rock, Paper, Scissors":
The game works by each player standing on either side of a wall which is then pulled back to reveal what each player is holding. The first time they do this Michael is facing the wrong way.
The moment when Michael, Ray, Ryan and Jack (mainly Jack) discover the forfeit for the loser of each round: One hell of a long drop.
Ryan's 'answer for that' after his first tie with Gavin:
Ryan: (holding a bit of beef) STEAK!
Ryan loses his second round against Michael but Jack falls instead because he was standing too close to Ryan when the block is pulled from underneath the Gent's platform.
Jack: I was gonna go with him but he didn't go!
Gavin visits Ray's website in the stinger.
In Things to Do in Minecraft: "CreePlunk":
At one point, a Creeper lands in the small hole where Michael was trapped and on fire. Michael panics as its prepares to explode... exploding, not killing him and allowing him and Ryan to escape at the same time!
At another point, Jack becomes trapped with a Creeper, but the Creeper just keeps jumping up and down, as if it's humping his leg. As Jack tries to offer it a flower, a pile of sand crushes the Creeper... and another crushes Jack.
Thanks to the earlier incident, it comes down to just waiting for Ray to die. Ryan and Michael hop out and approach the little hole Ray is trapped in and start tossing in all of their items. Somehow, it's enough to save Ray as he suddenly pops out of the hole alive!
Though actually, the reason Ray got out was because he was jumping, and so was jumping on top of the sand blocks as they fell, letting him jump out.
Let's Build: "Indoor Pool" is mostly uneventful, until near the end before the final test run. While doing last minute checks Geoff covers up the circuit under the floor, accidentally breaking it and setting off the Indoor Pool. Gavin's noises when he looks up and realises are a mixture of amusement, laughter, disbelief and sheer terror.
Let's Build: "Slice of Hell" contains a lot of references to previously-seen videos:
Ryan gets bored and spawns a cow inside Ice Cube and then attempts to build up the ice around it so no one will notice.
Michael does. Then gives the cow a 'friend' (a creeper head).
Let's Build: "Ice Cube Part 5" ends with the guys pouring several buckets of lava on top of Ice Cube. Just to see what would happen.
Let's Build: "Golden Hoe Part 1"
Gavin's test on building an End Portal. After breaking the frame they realise the portal is still there and attempt to 'put it out' by pouring water over it. :Doesn't work.
Let's Build: "Golden Hoe Part 2"
Gavin pours a bucket of lava on a cow that has been annoying him for most of the episode and in the distance we hear this:
Let's Build: "Episode 100"
On-going confusion about how many items are needed and how many places the scavenger hunt will visit throughout the video eventually leads to Geoff and Gavin flying all over the map to make sure they've not placed too many gold blocks. They have.
Thinking up the clue to lead to the Sheep.
Let's Build: "The Credits Part 1"
Ryan forgets to hit the capture button before syncing the first time. Kdin gets to insert another 'lovely' message into the footage.
On-screen text: Pro Tip: It helps if you hit the capture button first, Ryan. -Love, Kdin
Gavin gives Ryan a "Would you...?" question where he would get a million dollars but only be allowed to use each word once in that year. Ryan replies "Oh, I could make myself understood..."
The 'Next Time on Let's Build' is Gavin putting the sign up with Kdin's name.
Let's Build: "The Credits Part 2 "
Geoff puts a capital H into the wall in iron ore without realising it. Ryan adds a capital I underneath it.
More footage problems, another Kdin on-screen message!
On-screen text: At this point Gavin's footage committed seppuku. But here's what I assume the sign he's writing says: Caleb Denecour "Disc Golf" Enthusiast
Let's Build: "Dropping List"
At one point Geoff leaves the room and 'tags in' Ryan to help Gavin continue the build while he's gone. Instead the two of them talk about bad food, sex and what exactly makes a kitchen a kitchen while circling each other.
Geoff finds a column of dirt with a pumpkin on top and asks Gavin what it is. Gavin asks if it's the Negatower.
Geoff finds the site of where Ryan drowned Gavin in Shopping List:
Geoff: See over here, this little thing? I dunno what this is from, somebody err... somebody's cave here.
Gavin: Yeah, that's my dig-hole that Ryan drowned me.
Geoff: Oh, really?
Gavin: Yeah when we were doing Shopping List.
Geoff: Should we cover it up? Or leave it?
Gavin: Eh, it's a piece of history.
Ryan: (off mic) Leave it!
Gavin: Ryan says leave it.
Geoff: Ryan says leave it...
Gavin: The memories of my last breath...
Ryan: (off mic) Otherwise I'll just have to do it again!
(Geoff and Gavin laugh)
Let's Build: "Nega Tower Part 2"
During a discussion about how it was probably Kerry's fault that the Snowbound Let's Play was messed up, the text So cringeworthy is flashed on screen.
Gavin proposes one of the "You get... but..." questions that involves wiping the tip of his penis across the forehead of Geoff/Ryan as being the only way they can awaken but they get quarter of a million - but if Gavin is dead the wake-up call is no longer needed. Ryan remarks that Gavin is offering money for someone to murder him almost immediately.