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  • Geoff and Michael playing co-op in Saints Row: The Third has Geoff refusing to use weapons, opting to instead punch everyone they meet in the dick.
    Geoff: I'm declaring war on genitals.
  • Jack and Joel's "guides" to finding skulls and terminals in Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary. Highlights include Cortana and Master Chief bickering over a terminal (with 343 Guilty Spark as referee), Joel failing to obtain a skull after showing multiple failed grenade jumps, and Halo exploding after picking up the last skull.
  • Let's Play Trials Evolution. The ending is priceless. For those who haven't seen it, Michael has been screwed over time and time again by people, bailing across the finish. (Not to mention the original Trials is the game that frustrated him enough to start doing Rage Quit). At the end, every person except Michael bails at once and misses the finish line- Michael goes from rage to joy immediately:
    Michael: (amidst laughter) Did all of you idiots bail out? All three of you bailed? I won by default.
    • That's not to say that the rest of it wasn't funny either. During their second game, Gavin finally gets the hang of bailing, taking the win from behind each time, causing Michael to rage. It doesn't help that Michael is usually ahead for the whole race.
  • Gavin (and Geoff's) "Pissing Off The Preacher" video for Skyrim. Video Game Cruelty Potential at its finest.
  • In the Max Payne 3 Let's Play:
    (Ray is complaining that Geoff is killing everyone with grenades)
    Geoff: Sorry dude, I have a good arm. What do you want? (Immediately throws a grenade Caboose-style into the wall he's hiding behind.) AAH! AAAH, FUCK, BLEW MYSELF UP.
  • In the Skyrim Olympics, Gavin and Michael both do okay in the archery. Ray, on the other had, misses the board entirely. Twice. He then takes his bad aiming further when he throws his shotput cabbage into a random corner. Thankfully for him, he made up for it with his second shot.
    • Ray joking that the British flag was Scotland's.
  • Michael and Gavin playing Slender has to be seen to be believed.
  • Ray and Michael get their brony on.
    • The ending, showing the Twilight Sparkle-themed armored player getting beheaded, elicits a Big "NO!" for Ray and Michael. Michael storms off to demand why Ryan put that there, while Ray notes how interesting it looked.
  • Their Let's Play of the "Cold Stream" DLC for Left 4 Dead 2 is pretty spectacular as well. At one point, Gavin picks up a grenade launcher. This goes about as well as you might expect.
    Geoff: Don't worry, guys, I'll tell your story.
    Michael: I feel like this is how any situation where Geoff's life is in danger is going to end. With him promising to speak well at our funerals.
    • Michael's battlecry may count as this. Apparently, he backed away from the mic so it wouldn't overload with sound and blow everyone's ears out.
  • The playthrough of Terrorist Town leads to quite a few, considering how everybody is struck by Paranoia Fuel... or just offing somebody innocent to be a troll.
    • Ryan shoots Ray for having the same gun as the killer. He's completely innocent and Ray is left speechless. Even better, Michael is the traitor and outplays everybody.
    • "Shadles." A random player named "Shadowlz" was the traitor one round and actually hanged Ray's dead body, to all the AH guys' astonishment. He then proceeded to kill everyone in turn and win the round. The guys corrupted his name to "Shadles" and he's received shout outs in other Let's Plays since then.
  • Trouble in Terrorist Town part 2: the guys discover that, after being killed, you can possess inanimate objects. Hilarity Ensues, including a part where a bunch of them decide to possess the various rides in a playground.
    Jack: Wheeeeee! I'm a tire swing! Wheeeeee!
    • In one match, Jack writes out his name using a crowbar. Kerry comes along and adds to it, turning it into FUCK JACK.
    • And then, in the final match, Ray spends most of his time on a roof, sniping those he thinks are traitors. At the end, he's the only one left alive, aside from one more traitor, so he goes looking for the traitor...
  • In their playthrough of Episode 1 of Spartan Ops:
  • Episode 2 of Halo 4 Infinity Slayer:
    • Gavin hauling ass to get to a Banshee. Only to have it run him over. Michael had already gotten in the cockpit.
    • Gavin using the Thruster Pack to dodge Ray's attempts at killing him during a point-blank firefight. Moving in for an opportunity to melee, Gavin then uses it towards Ray, only to die via getting bashed on the head with Ray's gun.
    • Ray's ridiculous mannerisms when he skillfully slips out of being flanked by Michael and Gavin:
      Ray: *sees Gavin heading towards him while he's fighting Michael* Oh, not going to win this fight *hides in tunnel* HOLOGRAM *Michael is fooled and then distracted by Gavin* HAHA! Run away!!!
      Michael: I am killing Gavin first because he's easier.
  • This Is: Lego Lord of the Rings. As Michael and Fragger discuss the game, Gavin is trying his best to annoy Michael. Halfway through the video, Gavin begins screaming as Michael attacks him. Michael returns a short time later with "Sorry, had a phone call."
  • The Hidden Let's Play. It's practically another "Trouble in Terrorist Town" scenario.
    • Everyone is picked off until only Jack remains. Then he starts freaking out and shooting everything
    Jack: Oh, I think I just hit something!
    Ray: You hit a lot of things.
    • Geoff's attempts to both trying to help the other guys find the Hidden/create more paranoia
    Geoff: No, he's over by the box! A box moved upstairs!
    Ray: *looks around the room full of crates* A box huh...
    • Ray's constant use of the "Do you even lift" picture is pretty funny. The funniest time, however, is when Ray goes to put down the picture and immediately gets killed by the Hidden. Or when he stops and is killed just to spray it. Even better is how the Youtube video the picture came from was flooded by so many comments regarding the Let's Play the owner disabled comments.
  • Let's Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Zombies Part 2, besides being filled with Moments Of Awesome and Heartwarming Moments, has its share of funny moments, particularly as Ray is shown as unusually annoyed, and justifiably so.
    • Gavin was particularly good with his comebacks this round. He's finally learning! 34:13.
      Jack: Goddamnit! *dies* Sorry guys, that was terrible. I'm in the kitchen.
      Gavin: Trust you to die by the fridge, jeez.
    • Gavin about his "helpfulness".
      Gavin: *after Ray gets freak out when a zombie jumps in front of him* What's wrong, Ray? How can I help you?
      Ray: Um you know, I'm alright.
      Gavin: Have you ever been helped by me in a video game, Ray?
      Ray: Psh, Yeah. Err, you know, that game we played was pretty...
      Gavin: Oh, I remember that one, yeah.
    • Michael throwing zombie meat at Ray, making him an instant target for every zombie on the map.
    • Everyone's trying to figure out what caused the Quick Revive vending machine to stop working. After a fair amount of time, Geoff realizes it might be his fault.
      Geoff: "I got an EMP bomb and I didn't know what to do with it. So I threw it at the Quick Revive vending machine."
    • The guys start talking about Ray's mom. Hilarity Ensues.
      Gavin: "Ray, when are we going to meet Mrs. Narvaez, Jr."
      Michael: "We already met-that doesn't make sense."
      Geoff: "I didn't get to meet her. He waited for when you and I weren't in the office."
      Ray: "I didn't want her to come in and get spit roasted."
      Michael: "Jack was here but he had no wingman."
      Geoff: "Hahahahahaha...Can you imagine-"
      Ray: "Nope. Whatever you are going to say, I cannot imagine."
      Geoff: "PAPPY JACK!!!!"
    • Ray does his best, as always. Unfortunately, his teammate's best isn't really all that helpful. What makes this so funny is the fact that Ray is normally The Stoic, so watching him Freak Out at his teammates is extremely entertaining.
      Ray: "Gavin, I swear to fucking Christ. I swear to Christ, Gavin. PLEASE, stay up!" (two seconds later, Gavin dies again) "GAVIN, COME ON!"
  • "Let's Play 'Far Cry 3' Part 2":
    Ray: "Whee. I wonder if I can let go early." (Ray lets go.) "Yes I can." (Dies.)
    Michael: "Bye, Ray." (Michael looks down and laughs loudly.) "I have a great shot of going over Ray's dead body."
    Ray: "Hey guys there's fall damage."
  • "Let's Play Far Cry 3 Part 3":
    • Ray with his Stealth Insults when others are picking on him:
    Michael: "Nice engine work, Ray. Imagine if you had skills like that in real life."
    Ray: "Nah, then I wouldn't be able to work here."
  • Halo 4 Crimson Map Pack Episode 2. Plenty of good fun there
    • Michael fires his assault rifle at the windowpane in an attempt to shoot Ray. He uses up a whole clip before realizing it didn't work.
    • Gavin discovering the joy of using a Mantis.
      • And then jokes about how he's compensating
    • One east-to-miss was when Geoff discovered "Kryptonite". He was so fascinated that he completely missed the fact that someone was trying to snipe him. He backed up and was circling the rock so that the shots kept missing and the sniper actually gave up. And no one noticed or commented.
    • When Jack tries to splatter Geoff at one point, he only pushes him to a wall, where Geoff hijacks his Ghost. Both of them are utterly confused, with Geoff cracking up.
  • Things to Do In Halo 4 - Growth Spurt. That is all.
  • Throughout the first while of part 2 of Death Craft II (a Left 4 Dead 2 mod), Ray's audio wasn't working, so the guys added in subtitles with "more or less what he rsaid". Usually these are accurate, but sometimes they add in a Catch Phrase or Running Gag of Ray's, even if he didn't actually say it, such as "Gavin smeels", "Parkour", or "Roses!"
    • The beginning of Part 2 of Death Craft II is hilarious Ryan debuts his spray which is Geoff's picture of Jack and Gavin's picture of Ray put together with the "Do You Even Lift" meme. Michael and Jack show off their sprays of wet pieces of bread which causes Gavin to gag before he actually leaves to vomit.
    Geoff: Who would've thought Gavin's Achilles' Heel would be wet bread.
    • Also in the same part Michael and Jack keep using their sprays of bread and Gavin keeps running into them as well as Ray's spray of Dan The Man which leads to this.
      Gavin: Everywhere I go it's wet bread, wet bread and Dan!
      Ray: Are you comparing Dan to wet bread.
    • Finally, the boat taking them to rescue appears. Ray manages to get aboard and ends with this classic line.
    • Ray tries to channel Mogar on Ryan. It doesn't go well.
      Ray: YOU SHALL NOT-
      Ryan runs past him.
      Ray: Alright.
  • Let's Play League of Legends, in which the AH cast demonstrate that none of them have any clue how to actually play the game.
    Gavin: I just punched what looked like Gyarados in the face. *gets obliterated by Baron Nashor*
  • Let's Play Dead Space 3 demo: At one point, Jack and Michael have to fight monsters in a room containing a giant spinning drill. While blasting monsters, Jack runs directly into the drill and gets shredded.
  • Let's Play Hawken: Michael accidentally pulls out a map in the middle of a fight, and Kerry comes back with a great one-liner:
    Michael: Oh, I opened my map! NO! SHIT!
    Ryan: There's a map?
    Michael: I opened, like, a, uh, a HUD screen in the middle of the fight. (explodes)
    Kerry: At least you know where you died. (everyone laughs)
    Michael: Oh, some random dude fucked me up. Goddammit.
    Geoff: That's funny, Kerry. That could go on a shirt.
    Kerry: Thank you.
    • Ray's attempt to hide and heal. Kerry finds him immediately (though accidentally). His tone is just hilarious (at 30:35)
    Ray: You don't see me. I am one with the wall. I am INCOGNITO (Kerry blasts him to death) Alright, you saw me.
  • Most of the background AHWU events.
  • Let's Play Chivalry: Medieval Warfare.
    • Their names. Ray's especially, as he constantly refers to himself as the "Grand Poobah of Penis."
    • Michael distracts Gavin, who's aiming his bow at him. Jack sneaks up behind Gavin and kills him.
    • Michael discovering that he can chop off other players' arms... and heads.
    • Michael decapitating a corpse, and later, Geoff de-legging another body.
    • In team play, Jack kills Ray twice without realizing it, until first Michael then Ray points it out.
    • Three of the AH guys kill an enemy at once, leaving a bloody torso on a bench.
  • Game Night: Halo 4: Flood (in Deep Space). Michael spends the entire video keeping Gavin from saying his Catch Phrase "What is Game Night?"... by wrestling him to the floor and holding his hand over his mouth. Geoff is laughing too hard to do commentary.
  • Let's Play World of Warcraft consists of mostly Gavin's incompetence:
    • Gavin is trying to figure out how to make his character dance. Ray tells him to "press Enter and type '/dance'." Gavin types "slash dance."
    • Gavin forgets to turn in a quest to get a new one. He nearly completes the next quest before realizing he never actually got it, so he has to walk across the map, turn in the last quest, and redo the first one. With Jack's guidance.
  • Let's Play Moonbase Alpha is hilarious mostly cause of the Microsoft Sam like voice that reads out the comments.
    Voice: (in Monotone) It's not gay if it's on the moon.
    • The ending is the most hilarious part of the let's play it consists of the guys typing in a single letter repeatedly as the voice reads them all at the same time.
    Michael: This is how it ends?
  • Let's Play New Super Mario Bros. U Part 1. Geoff with the Game Pad, claiming to be helping the other four, is pure gold.
    Gavin: I love how you can see the circles where Geoff is tapping and that he's gone mental with it
    • He manages to use the platforms to turn the clockwork corridor into a literal meat grinder until the guys find a hidden path to bypass the gears.
    • Also the part where he pops the newly revived players' bubbles over lava, killing them before they even got to play. Once again, Ray is the only survivor.
    • The part where they all get their own Yoshi to ride on a level involves Jack accidentally using Yoshi to eat Gavin.
    • The majority of the commentary in the video is some variant on "God Dammit Geoff".
  • Let's Play Sniper Elite V2 Nazi Zombie Army: Gavin missing point blank, with the shotgun, six consecutive times.
  • Let's Play X-Men Arcade:
    • With only three enemies to go (Juggernaut, Mystique disguised as Magneto, and Magneto), Jack has 249 kills and needs one more to get an achievement. Of the other guys, Michael is the most encouraging towards Jack and hopeful that he'll get it. Guess who gets all three kills...
    • Gavin is The Load of the game. The second-lowest score is approximately 170 kills; Gavin ends with fifteen.
      Gavin: Spike attack!
  • Let's Play New Super Mario Bros U Part 2:
    • When Nabbit steals Toads stuff from the Mushroom House, Jack has a very interesting take on Toads' reaction.
    • Then when they enter the level to confront Nabbit:
    Gavin: Didn't expect to see US punk!
    • Ray constantly killing the other players because he wouldn't wait for them to catch up, as he feels they're moving too slowly:
      Jack: Ray just murdered Gavin and I.
      Ray: Did I? Oh well then...keep up.
      Michael: You murdered me, RAY!
      Ray: I'm sorry. It was either you or me!
    • Geoff continues his reign of terror:
      Geoff: Hey, call out if you want me to do anything specifically.
      Jack: Stop playing.
      Michael: Please don't kill us!
      Gavin: Just put the controller down and leave the room!
    • Gavin respawning after previously running out of lives. He is so excited that he nearly falls to his death right away.
    Gavin: [singing the Mario themesong] Da da, da, da dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
    • Once again, Geoff proves especially lethal on the vertical climbing sections. The part where they have to pass the Smashing Hallway Traps of Doom is priceless.
    • The Dry Desert Mushrooms level. Not only is it the first time they actually lose a level, but Geoff actually manages to kill all four of them in the first ten seconds of the stage.
  • The reveal of Achievement Hunter's Let's Play channel. Highlights include:
    • Ryan waving in the background before he, Ray, Michael and Gavin dropping back down into the ground.
    • Gavin somehow cutting Geoff's thumb... then, Geoff shows it off to Jack.
    • As Jack is giving off the schedule, you can see Gavin stand up, back to the camera then sit back down, and Michael failing to stand on his head.
  • All of the Bad Bad Acting in Let's Play Wednesday.
    • At the very beginning, Ray crumples up his script when he realizes that he doesn't actually have any lines. For the rest of the video he just stands there giving confused reactions to Gavin and Michael's "performance", while occasionally messing with their scripts.
  • Let's Play Survivors Beta 3 (basically a Slender rip-off) has Michael's constant dying. In one round, Michael dies about 30 seconds in. At the end, they have found 10 of the 11 "lists" and are looking for the last one... only for Michael to die, without warning, inexplicably, 10 seconds before Ryan finds the final list and the game ends. And he was the only one to die.
    • At one point, Gavin was the only one left alive. He remains the only one alive...for almost four minutes. The others (who can sometimes see the creature on their screens after they die) have no idea why he hasn't died a hundred times over as he's attacked at least 10 times. When he finally does die, he's not even ripped apart.
    • When all players are killed, the message that appears is "Your are all DEAD".
    • Geoff's continuous bluster about how the game isn't scary at all. Guess who ends up screaming the most in this LP?
      Michael: "It's not as scary in a group. I feel protected by Geoff-"
      Geoff: "OH, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
      Ryan: "Whoa! Whoa, what?!" (everyone starts panicking)
      Michael: "Nevermind..."
    • In the second game, they've decided to split into two teams. Ryan takes about five steps...and loses Geoff.
    • Ryan's constant griping about the lack of textures on many of the buildings in the game.
    • In the behind the scenes video, we see that, when Geoff freaks out, he also flails his arms in shock and when he dies, he gets pissed off and throws his headsets on the ground.
      • Also, when Gavin flips out in shock, he does throw his mouse.
  • Gavin gets his finger stuck in his desk.
  • Let's Play Mass Effect 3 Podcast Crew: Gus manages to load into the match. No one else does, leading to Gus panicking and trying to save everyone, who are just standing there.
    • Burnie wanders into Collector territory and is downed.
    Burnie: "Do I hit A to die faster?, or..."
    • Burnie fires a sniper rifle at a Collector who's ten feet in front of him, tapping into his inner Church, he misses the head of the trooper several times before it's killed by Joel.
    Gavin: "I saw you literally make an outline around that guy's head."
    • Everyone's reaction to the Praetorian. Especially Joel and Gavin's attempts at explaining it to Gus.
    Joel: "Big trouble. Big big trouble."
    Gavin: "Ohh, you weren't kidding!"
    Gus: "Whatcha got?"
    Joel: "Big trouble."
    Gavin: "Praetorian."
    Gus: "Whatcha got??"
    Gavin: "Praetorian."
    Gus: "What?"
    Gavin: "Praetorian."
    Gus: "What does that mean?"
    Joel: "It's like a big car. A walking car-"
    Gavin: "Like a laser eye beetle. Dung beetle of death."
    Joel: "Dung beetle of death."
    Gus: "What?" (walks in to the scene) "HOLY SHIT!"
    • The top rated comment on YouTube sums it up nicely.
      Caboose, Church, Simmons and a Creeper play Mass Effect 3. The galaxy is fucked.
      • And the really terrifying thing is that Joel (Caboose) is the most experienced with the game.
  • Things To Do In Red Dead Redemption: King of the Mountain is a King of the Hill-style game, where the guys gather at the highest point of the map and try to punch each other off the mountain. But the hilarity starts before they even begin: While Gavin tries to reach Michael at the waypoint, he falls down the mountain and dies twice.
    • Later, when Geoff, Michael, and Ryan are trying to make their way up the steep cliff path, Gavin starts shooting them from the top. However, he falls off and dies, his body sliding down the path past everyone.
    • In revenge, Ryan later shoots Gavin dead while he is trying to climb the mountain.
    • After Geoff finds a high peak with an incredibly sheer drop, Michael agrees before chucking throwing knives from that point. About 30 seconds later, he steps straight off the mountain and dies.
    • In response, Michael predicts that Gavin will fall off the cliff before he makes it back up the mountain. His prediction is proven correct.
    • Before their third round, Michael jumps off a short drop near the KOTM peak. His character grabs his head and stumbles around... right off the cliff, something Geoff's character had almost done earlier.
    • Just before that round starts, Ryan sticks a throwing knife in Gavin's hand. Everyone comments that Gavin is now Wolverine.
  • Ryan's buzzer prank.
  • "Things To Do In: Red Dead Redemption - Horse Joust
    • Before the round begins, everyone grabbing a horse. Gavin can't find one and is forced to ride a donkey, leading him to ask "Why do I have to be the one riding an ass?"
    • The first round begins and the first to fall is Gavin, thanks to Ray killing his donkey and Michael stepping on Gavin's head.
    • The first round ends with Ray and Jack mutual killing their horses, followed by Jack winning.
  • Trials Evolution - Achievement PIG #64 has the entire video of Jack and Geoff talking about Jack's experiences in Canada without talking once about the game. Seeing as Jack won handily, it's not a surprise.
  • Let's Play Skate 3:
    • Gavin's player character is an obese blue-haired person wearing a wife-beater.
      Ray (when it's Gavin's turn): Fatty McBiglarge is going.
    • Gavin's second attempt at bailing from the quarry in Hall of Meat mode. He tries to press the instant-bail button combination (both triggers and click in both sticks) but he instead ends up landing a 180 coffin air from the cliff to a nearby building on complete accident, lets go of his board, and smacks into the floor and flops around a bit.
      Ray: You landed the trick and threw the board!
      Geoff: That was the most unintentionally awesome move ever!
    • Geoff's third attempt at bailing from the quarry. He skates forward toward the cliff... and hits a 2-inch pole and loses all his momentum without bailing.
      Jack: You found the one pole to hit.
  • In the Let's Play for Fuel, the gang orders pizza and realize that they don't want to stop to go get the pizza to have. So, they get Lindsay to get it. Then, when they find out she put it in the kitchen, the gang has to decide whose going to fetch the pizza before everyone else steals it away. Thus, Ray makes the sacrifice and grabs the pizza. Then, he opts to go get everyone drinks and napkins and, while he's gone, they quickly turn his car around to face the other direction to confuse him.
    • If anyone had seen the end of the almost two-hour long Let's Play, then they'll know about who won Geoff's present for completing the drive first. Michael won a picture of Geoff to put on his desk.
    • At around 40 minutes, there's a discussion on barrels where Ryan snarks off to Gavin.
    Gavin: Imagine a barrel, Ryan. And that's what you're looking for.
    Ryan: "Imagine a barrel", alright. Let me think reeeaally hard.
    Gavin: What's the most impressive barrel you've ever imagined?
    Ryan: I can't say I've ever imagined a barrel.
    Gavin: You've never thought about a barrel in your head? You've only ever seen them and not thought about them?
    Ryan: In what frame of reference would I be in that all of a sudden I thought, "I need to picture a barrel RIGHT now."
    Gavin: Yeah I mean, there must've been a time where you were thinking about a barrel, but you couldn't see a barrel.
    Ryan: No, there must not have been a time where I was thinking about a barrel. I never put anybody in a barrel, I never stored anything in a barrel, why would I have a barrel? Until we had this conversation, I think this is the most times I've ever said the word "barrel".
    • Around an hour and a half in, Jack starts talking about his trip to Mianus, Connecticut, which slowly devolves into Jack and Gavin making puns revolving around the name. Then after Geoff tells them to stop, Ray starts adding "In Mianus?" after every comment.
    • Near the beginning (8:50), the gang tries to figure out how they're gonna format the Let's Play - either in multiple parts or in one long video. Geoff, then, declares that it will be one long video, prompting a cutaway to one of the video editors, who flips off the camera with the caption "FUCK YOU" in big bold green letters.
      • Later on (1:23:55), Jack mentions that they should make sure the editors have no means of hurting themselves with. Cut to the previous editor giving another a knife... then a gun... then a crossbow.
    • At one point, Gavin is so into the game, we cut to show Ryan balancing objects on Gavin's head, ending it with a can of Diet Coke. He balances it.
  • "Let's Play Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
    • During the fourth wave, Gavin reveals that they can enter the house and decide to barricade themselves in there. However, when Gavin opens the door, he completely misses the doorframe, thus jumping into the wall.
      • A few moments later, Ryan throws some dynamite into the doorway way too close, knocking him and Geoff down and taking out Michael.
    • While they're waiting to start the next game, Gavin and Michael start punching it out. Michael's caught off guard as Gavin's character leaps into the air.
    • In the middle of the second game's first round, Michael muses that, if a Zombie Apocalypse happened in real life, they could handle it. He, then, shoot's Gavin's character in the head.
    • As they start the final round, the gang muses what Jack and Ray were doing. At first they surmise that they were giving each other handjobs. Geoff corrects it by saying that Jack was giving Ray a handjob while Ray was just playing video games.
      • At the end, It's down to Michael in Sudden Death. As he's running to keep the horde away from him, Gavin tells him "Keep running - soon, enough time'll pass and it'll be GTA, then you can get a car."
  • Every time Gavin does a Five Facts. Most notable is the Deus Ex: Human Revolution, a game which Gavin never played.
    • They had to do the intro three times because Gavin keeps yelling "CLOSE THE DOOR"
    Ryan: When you're trying to think of hard math, was "long division" really the hardest math you could come up with?
  • Let's Play: Cloudberry Kingdom. While Ray and Geoff are gone, you'd think it would be fairly peaceful. However, the crazy platformer easily creates chaotic hilarity with menacing lasers, spike walls, etc. Michael varies from being a screaming lunatic to being the only one left alive.
    Gavin: We are losing our minds!
    • "I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes...!"
    • Part 8 ends with them all sticking their avatars between two bouncy blocks and just enjoying it after the torture that was the last few levels.
    • Ryan gets the hiccups.
    • Level 273 gives them jetpacks and only moves when they do. This leads to a lot of hesitation and running forward only to fly back to the start to avoid lasers. Also:
      Gavin: "I don't even know where... where would we go?"
      Jack: "Right?"
  • "Red Dead Redemption Races":
    • Ray kicking a goat in the nuts, which quickly escalates into all the guys chasing around animals to abuse.
    • Gavin's horse always stopping, falling or bucking him off before he crosses the finish line.
  • Red Dead Redemption: Bear Puncher:
    • The name kinda says it all. The AH gang trying to beat a bear to death with their bare hands. The group runs through the snowy forest after every bear they find like a bunch of madmen until they come to the realization halfway through the episode that it is, in fact, impossible to punch a bear to death. They then spend the remainder of the episode derping around the world farming XP.
      • Just the sight of six angry cowboys hauling ass after a grizzly trying to beat it to death. The entire crew continuously lampshades the absurdity of it.
      • Special mention to Gavin, who manages to fall down a mountain....right into a bear, who immediately mauls him to death, before proceeding to gut Michael right after.
      • Geoff's comments throughout the first half of the video are either incredibly punny....or gut-bustingly hilarious.
      Geoff (after punching a bear): Come here bitch, I'mma show you human ingenuity.
    • While the rest of the group fight bandits after giving up on the bear, Gavin instead leaves the group on the back of his donkey, Merthin. Periodically, the episode will cut from the action with the main group to Gavin and Merthin trotting leisurely and serenely along a road, a cliff, and eventually a railroad track. At least, until the two fall off a bridge and drown.
  • Lets Play Splinter Cell Blacklist: This. To sum up: Jack (Merc) is hunting Michael (Spy) when Geoff tells him that he's behind him. However, after turning around, he is then repeatedly told "Behind you!" no matter which direction he faces. Jack freaks out at this and starts spinning around, firing wildly in every direction, allowing Michael to run in for an easy kill, to Geoff's exasperation.
    • Even better; the other person shouting "Behind you!" was Michael himself!
  • Let's Play Rainbow Six: Vegas:
    • They can model their characters' faces after themselves. It's a strange combination of Uncanny Valley and unstoppable hilarity.
    • When Gavin accidentally kills Ray, Ray goes "What enemy looks like M Bison!?"
    • There was a guard hiding behind a car. Ray tries to take him down, but doesn't find success, while Jack was already killed elsewhere. Jack then goes "Gavin will find him." Gavin dies immediately.
    • Ray tries to climb a rope upside down. "They'll never find me here!" Cue guard immediately popping in. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!"
    • Gavin pulling a Caboose and throwing a grenade directly into the wall in front of him. As Jack watches, he turns and tries to run away from it, but blows up anyway, complete with his character's face having a smile and throwing up his arms in a "Wasn't my fault" way. Jack laughs for about two minutes straight, unable to explain why he's laughing so hard because he's laughing so hard.
    Gavin: B is... B is not cover, B is grenade!
    • Later on, Gavin also supplies this gem:
    • At one point, at the start of a match, Jack spots a couple enemies in a nearby room, so he takes cover and lobs a grenade at them. Gavin promptly charges into the room, ignoring Jack's frantic cries of "GAVIN!!", and gets blown up.
    Jack: You ran into the room and stood on top of it.
    Tom Clancy is dead? Geoff must have killed Tom Clancy.
  • In Part 2 of Rainbow Six: Vegas 2: Ray tries to pull off a Call of Duty-style 360 no-scope. This goes about as well as one could expect in a game with such low sensitivity.
  • Any of the videos with Joel and Adam playing horror games, with them just constantly bickering, getting lost and getting attacked.
    • My favorite has always been when they play Outlast. Joel is relatively calm while Adam is constantly screaming and snapping at Joel. Props to all the times they spend hiding in the lockers.
    Joel: Okay, I'm going to open the door (horrendous scream of someone being tortured or killed) I'm gonna keep the door closed.
  • Assassin's Creed 4 leads to many hilarious moments, often when one person either murders an unsuspecting victim or escapes their pursuer just in the nick of time.
    • Gavin as "The Dandy" is absolutely hilarious, especially whenever he or someone else says "The Daaaandy!" in a mock British accent.
      • The fact that Gavin, who's actually British, adopts an even more British-sounding accent when he says "The Daaaandy!" is a moment in and of itself.
      • In the third round of the second part, Geoff claims the Dandy before Gavin can. "Someone out-Dandied me!"
    • Gavin spends a lot of the second part on the roof. This either allows him to swoop down from above, or causes him to get stabbed from behind unexpectedly.
    • Ryan's reaction at one point to Gavin killing him:
    Ryan: Why would you do that?! You got blood on your cuffs! The lace is ruined!
    • At one point, two people get caught between the doors throughout the map, freaking out for several seconds until they open again.
    • Gavin starts off the third round in the second part by finding a fiddler and dancing to the music. This allows Ryan to easily find and kill him.
  • RT Noire: Joel sets audio of him trying to find out where his stapler went to video of La Noire, with Jack as the primary suspect.
  • The gang plays Call of Duty: Ghosts in order to try out the Onslaught map pack. One of the maps they play on has a little tram that goes around the map, which several of them get on. Jack's turn on it is particularly gold.
    Jack: (guns down one of the others while he's on the train) Choo choo, motherfucker!
    Gavin: The sky is falling! I'm outdoors. [...] I don't care, I'll fight the sky!
    • The previous map had its moments too, including this gem from Gavin after Geoff's camo'd avatar ambushed and killed him.
    Gavin: You look like a tree!
  • "Let's Play New Super Mario Bros. U Part 3" and Geoff is still a maniac with the gamepad.
    • At some point near the end, Gavin returned in a bubble, then he hit a wall and died less than a second after respawning.
    • At another point, Gavin is the only one capable of tanking a hit to enter a pipe. He gets hit... without landing on the platform. Almlst immediately, he gets killed by a Goomba.
    Gavin: "I'm back—"(dies)"—NO!" (Everyone else bursts into laughter.)
  • "Let's Play Goat Simulator". Drunk Michael and Gavin playing for the very first time.
    • Their... odd way of complimenting Joel.
    Michael: You know what I hear about Joel Heyman? That... like, the most common thing?
    Gavin: What?
    Michael: Enormous penis.
    Gavin: And huge! And, like, really good, sort of... just everyday activity and hair.
  • "Let's Play Starwhal: Just the Tip Part 2"
    • Each player chooses their rider for their Starwhal. This makes it easier for the viewer to know who is controlling each but the tiny bodies and large heads just look ridiculous.
    • Geoff making some very high-pitched noises of caution that make him sound like a very cautious ghost. Michael especially seems to find it funny.
    • "Do you ever wiggle your tip for a bigger surface area?" Oh Gavin...
  • Let's Play - Mario Kart 8. Ryan's completely incompetent at Mario Kart.
    Ryan: *referring to his car* It, uh, doesn't turn very well.
    Ashley: Well that's because you're Metal Mario. Metal Mario is heavy.
    Ryan: Why didn't anyone tell me that?!
    Ashley: You picked him because he looked cool.
    Ryan: He was shiny...
  • "Let's Play Speed Runners". The use of the CLAW.
    • In one of the rounds, Ray grimly predicts that he's going to get fucked by the spikes. The round is then over immediately because everyone BUT Ray managed to impale themselves. They all break out laughing and mutters about the "classic Ray move"
  • "Lets Play Prop Hunt Part 1" overall is hilarious but a few moments stand out.
    • The Gents' choices of usernames: An Innocuous Barrel/Ryan, NotaBarrel/Jack and I'm not a toilet/Geoff
    • Ray enters the laundry room on the first map and accidentally turns into a washing machine, getting stuck in the doorway. The Gents find him wedged with his back to them, shoot him a bit... then leave.
    • Gavin as a banana.
    Gavin: "Banana on the run!!"
    • Ray's in-game text taunts.
    Ray: (disguised as a milk bottle) Got milk?
    Ray: (disguised as a milk bottle) Moooooooooo!
    Ray: (disguised as a computer tower) Ryan the PC guy. Can't even find me.
  • "Lets Play Prop Hunt Part 2"
    • Jack finds Michael wedged in a wall as a bookcase and is not convinced he's a prop even when shooting the original prop takes him down to 10 health. His efforts to crowbar Michael to death lead to him getting stuck:
      Jack: "Well I'm stuck in this thing now..."
      Ryan: (in an offhand manner) "Sucks to be you..."
      Jack: "Ryan, we're on the same damn team!"
    • Geoff's efforts to disguise as a prop in the Gents' second turn at it somehow launching a desk across the room as he tries to grab the (small) prop he's after.
    • Everyone trying to remember the name of the oddly-named drink Gavin mentioned in Let's Build Mega Tower Part 2.
      Geoff: "You going to get a... Sport, or a Sprou— what was that fuckin' drink Gavin was talking about the other day?"
      Jack: "Fwit?"
      Geoff: "S-s— Twip?"
      Ryan: "Lust!"
      Jack: "Chomp."
      Geoff: "Blop?"
      Ray: "Zest."
      Jack: "Flit?"
      Gavin: "Yeah, I'll have a lovely swig of 'Twip'."
      Ryan: "Lisp!"
      Jack: "Lint? What was it?"
      Gavin: (sing-song) "Liiilt!"
      All: "Lilt!"
      Ray: "What the hell's 'Lilt'?"
      Jack: "Lilt's the diet version of WONK."note 
    • Ryan's panicked prop changing as he runs from Gavin: from a locker, to a chair, to a drinks machine, to an armchair...
    • At one point the Lads give chase to a fleeing water bottle. Only problem is none of the Gents are a water bottle... The Lads don't believe it though.
    • The crates in the kitchen of one map seem to have a tendancy to explode upwards when they're even barely touched by any player even dead ones.
    • Gavin sacrifices himself to grenade Ryan. It's so funny Jack doesn't even notice when Ray finds and kills him.
    • Michael with a rocket launcher. Nuff said.
  • "Lets Play - The Forest"
    • During the opening cutscene the airplane Ryan's character and the character's child are riding starts to plummet from the air. Ryan's reaction to the child? "You're not wearing your seatbelt!"
    • While getting his bearings, Ryan sees the headless shadow of his avatar.
    Ryan: "Uhh, guys? I don't think I survived the crash!"
    • Ryan's first approach of the natives with a tennis ball.
    Ryan: "Sports fans?" (throws the ball at them, they begin to run towards him) "Not sports fans!" (turns and runs)
  • "Lets Play - The Forest Part 2"
    • While exploring the beach they find a dead and naked human body. Ryan decides to give it a little 'tap' with the fireaxe.
      Ryan: (raising the axe) "So can I...?"
      (he hits the body, it explodes)
      All: "Ohhhhhhh!"
      Ray: "My god!"
      Geoff: "Gross! Jesus!"
      Michael: "Shit!"
      • Then Ryan picks up half a leg and freaks out even more.
    • While sitting by the fire and examining his avatar-hand, a wild bird comes and lands on it. It then glitches out and CONSTANTLY keeps coming and 'landing' there before flying off for the rest of the video. Eventually they nickname it Claurice/Gavin.
  • "Let's Play - The Stomping Land"
    • When they all finally manage to come together in one place a dinosaur attacks their camp. Ray tries to revive someone on the ground and instead discovers that it's possible to tie the legs of another player and drag them around behind you.
    • Near the end, somehow, other people join their game. Geoff and Lindsay get kidnapped.
      • The best part is the resulting banter. The players react with dismay when they realize no one is coming to save them.
    OneEye: No friends? Is anyone going to save you?
    Michael: You can have him.
  • "Let's Play - The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II"
    • The Hungarian alcohol having such a horrible taste that Geoff turns red, Gavin can't stop coughing, Jack looks pretty sick after drinking it and Michael basically doesn't react at all.
  • "Let's Play - Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark"
    • Jack almost immediately works out how to transform to vehicle mode and jumps Geoff and Gavin in car-form. Then Gavin transforms too and they do a few jump stunts just before the first enemy wave.
    • A classic Gavin line:
      Gavin: (shooting an enemy) "Oh! Bloody car came out of nowhere... what's the speed limit in this room?"
    • Jack is serious.
      Jack: "I will shoot you, then roll out!"
    • The team name "Team Congress" is decided upon for the team-up of Geoff, Jack and Gavin. This leads to a brief discussion of 'the old days' when they worked together and Gavin reveals that there's a Vimeo video out there somewhere of Geoff with 50 pieces of gum in his mouth.
    • Gavin is downed and Jack drives over there in car-form to revive him.
      Jack: "Here I'll heal you, uber!"
      Gavin: (makes what only can be described as a 'delighted Gavin noise')
    • Gavin activates flame jets, wonders why they don't seem to be responding then yells when they turn on directly behind him all of a sudden.
    • Gavin reflects that this Let's Play is what it'd be like if AH had never hired anyone else, then turns to see a large enemy transformer behind him and screams.
  • "Let's Play - Seven Days To Die"
    • Jack is the first to run into zombies and a dog zombie is the first to attack. When the zombie dog attacks, Jack questions if the dog is punching back.
    • Jack and Ryan are the first to meet up and they get to see what they look like. Jack promptly punches Ryan in the face.
    • Jack and corn. Seriously, he just enjoys it.
    • After getting their house, they proceed to tear a chunk of the floor out and Gavin hops in with a shovel and starts digging. When he digs plenty far down, they realize they can't get him back out. Ryan comments that he looks like "baby Jessica down that well."
  • "Let's Play - New Super Mario Bros. U Part 4"
    • Most of this Let's Play consists of the guys tackling the underwater levels. Coupled with Geoff's incessant trolling, it goes about as well as you'd expect.
    • You may notice that Jack isn't quite as talkative in this episode. That's because Jack is actually absent from this recording. The guys get Ryan to take his place instead, but play it off like he's really Jack throughout the whole video, as a nod to Team Same Voice. The screens before each level also say 'Not Jack' instead of 'Jack.'
    • Gavin eventually figures out how to pick people up and throw them. Naturally, he trolls the ever-living crap out of everyone.
      • At one point, the guys come across a big sea urchin enemy on a water spout. Gavin chucks everyone straight into it, killing Michael and Not Jack.
      Not Jack: Gavin, you shithead!
    • Gavin sees a Blooper in one of the underwater levels and insists on calling it a 'scrodge.'
    • The guys eventually find a block with four 3-Up moons hidden in it... and Ray grabs every single last one of them.
    • Geoff cheerfully gives the others encouragements... while simultaneously hindering their progress.
  • "Let's Play: 7 Days to Die Part 2"
    • Their reactions when they realize the zombies can dig. After spending an hour building a trench to trap them.
    • At one point, a deer Ryan is hunting runs into the house and starts jumping around. Jack lampshades thta animals are still attracted to Ryan's house.
  • "Let's Play: Trine 2"
    • Jack is playing as Zoya the thief, and on assigning skill points sees an ability called "Frozen Arrows" and starts singing "Let it Go" in a high-pitched voice. Then they all start laughing because Jack's singing caught Gavin off-guard and he sprayed some of the whiskey he was drinking across Jack's desk and some got up his nose.
  • "Let's Play: Destiny Competitive Multiplayer" has this great gem not even a minute in:
    (Gavin talking about how he's GavinFreedom instead of GavinoFree because it's a UK account)
    Lindsay: "That's okay, I'm dggeoff right now."
    Michael: "Geoff, you sound like a bitch."
    Lindsay: "Yeah, well, I'm also your boss so you can shut the fuck up right now."
    (Everybody else collectively ooohs)
    Gavin: "Suck a dick, Michael!"
    Ryan: "Came back from Louisiana just to slap that one on you."
  • "Let's Play: 7 Days To Die Part 3"
    • Ryan reveals he used to be a professional model. Everybody proceeds to mock him throughout the rest of the episode. Upon revealing he once posed in a magazine, Geoff begs the Internet to go find the image for him to laugh at.
    • The pipe bombs.
      • Ryan gathers everyone to watch him throw one at the zombies in the trench. Nothing happens. That night, Geoff has just moved away from maintaining the fortifications for a moment when it suddenly goes off. A big portion of the front wall goes, wiping out their defensive strategy.
      Ryan: "I'm so happy."
      • The first time Gavin uses one, he lights it indoors and panics when he doesn't know where to throw it. He manages to kill himself and take out a chunk of the kitchen.
      • The second time, he panics when he sees a zombie indoors and throws a bomb inside, though it doesn't cause any damage and fails to kill the zombie.
      • The third time, the gang are fighting a horde and he decides it's the perfect time to use one. Rather than throw it, he runs straight into the mob while holding onto it and is killed. When he revives and makes his way back to his equipment, he picks up the pipe bomb and it immediately blows up in his face.
    • Ryan manages to make helmets for some of the team, and Gavin eventually wonders whether they're bullet-proof. Ryan immediately points a rifle at Gavin's head and kills him.
      Ryan: "I think Gavin forgot that he was also wearing a helmet."
    • Their attempt to build a Tower of Pimps in-game leaves them with an L-shaped block that they ultimately decide to leave as-is and dub "The Tetris block of Pimps" and "The Tower of Planks".
  • "Let's Play: The Last of Us Remastered":
    • Around the 15:15 mark there's a completely insane minute where all 6 players converge on one building and start shooting everything they can while being downed, revived and screaming all at the same time.
    • Ryan embraces his madness
    Ryan: *while executing Kerry* "Murder! MURDER! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDEEEEER! You can't stop it."
    • Ryan shoots Gavin from a fair distance away, downing him and sneaks up to where the Brit has crawled behind an ambulance going "Gaviiiinn..." then comes round the corner to see that Michael was hidden behind the ambulance, has revived Gavin and he's basically walked into an accidental ambush.
  • "Let's Play: 7 Days to Die Part 4"
    • Gavin, in his infinite wisdom, disobeys the classic Minecraft golden rule "Don't dig straight down" and ends up stuck in a deep 1-block-wide hole under the house. Ryan ends up spending half the Let's Play just trying to get him out.
      • Ryan tries to throw a pipe bomb into the hole. It just bounces around the opening and nearly kills Ryan.
      • At one point, Gavin tries to shoot his way out of the hole.
    • The physics engine makes itself known.
      • After Ryan and Gavin escape the pit, they come across a bridge and try to cross it. Cue random pieces of wood falling out from under Ryan and Gavin.
      • While walking on top of a factory, the roof collapses under Geoff. He lands on a support beam, only for that to collapse and send him plummeting to the ground.
      • Near the end of the Let's Play, Gavin tries to create a watch tower on one of the houses. Due to the weight of the stones being too heavy to support, the whole roof collapses on Michael, Ray and Ryan.
      • In the last minute of the video, Ryan, Ray, Gavin, and Michael all decide to return to the bridged house when Michael mentions he has a cooking pot (so they can cook food and eat and etc.). Just a moment prior to their return, they had blocked off the ladder so that the zombies couldn't climb up and attack them on the second floor. Things were fine until the zombies started destroying the blocks that were the base of the second floor. Cue group Oh Craps when the floor collapses underneath the AH members. Ray is cornered and killed by the awaiting zombies, Ryan dies from fall damage, and Gavin ends up trapped in a ledge just out of reach of the zombies as Michael who escaped back across the bridge just watches in disbelief laughing. Geoff and Jack, in a different location, calmly decide to just hang out.
  • "Let's Play: The Last of Us Remastered Part 2":
    • One of the gamemodes involves interrogation of downed enemy players. They start out doing the interrogation cutscenes silently, move onto shouting "Where's the box?!" and eventually...
      Jack: (fairly calmly) "Excuse me, where's a good place to rent some movies around here?"
      Kerry: "Hollywood Video!"
      Jack: "Alright!" (murders Kerry)
      • Then after Michael manages to interrogate Ryan successfully and is shot off by Geoff and downed:
        Geoff: Tell me what he told you!!!
  • Let's Play - Samurai Gunn
    • After Michael starts an ungodly win streak, Michael starts questioning if this is how it feels to be Ray.
  • Let's Play- 3D Ultra Mini Golf Adventures 2
    • Millie interrupts to ask Geoff to get her a drink:
      Millie: Daddy, get me a drink!
      Geoff: What?!
      Millie: Seriously!
      Geoff: Daddy’s working!
    • And later when Geoff misses a hole:
      Millie: Aw Daddy no
    • Things do not go very well for Geoff in episode 2.
    • Ryan takes a pretty good first shot in hole 6, and ends up perfectly set for a birdie. However, Michael starts yelling at him, telling him to use his mine powerup. He does... right on top of himself.
      Ryan: I'm very susceptible to peer pressure!
  • Let's Play Payday 2 Part 2:
    • Ray decides to distract a guard by chatting up a hooker who is invisible to Gavin leading to Ray and Jack standing in an alley trying to show Gavin where the hooker is while a security guard stares at them.
    • Ryan gets arrested while trying to sneak up on a guard and put on his mask on the third play through.
  • Let’s Play Fibbage:
    • The point of the game is to come up with convincing false answers to real questions and then pick out the true answer from the other players' lies. Gavin puts forth a lie that must be censored. Twice. Both times, they censor it with a ridiculous sideways picture of Gavin.
    • Most of Gavin's uncensored lies are also hilarious, since it's clear he wasn't going for plausibility at all.Example  Another example 
      • Although as they get more and more into the game they all start putting the funniest rather than the most plausible lies they can think of.
    • For one question about a unique method of cooking turkey, both Michael and Ray enter the exact same, highly implausible lie: Smegma.
    • While not as weird as the first one, both Geoff and Michael answered the same thing for what last name (for a Catholic student) Loyola University would grant free tuition for - "Christ".
  • Let's Play - The Last of Gus
    • While they're waiting, they find a player with the gamer name "hymenbuster". They run with that name the entire time.
    • During the first event, Gavin misjudges a window and nearly kills himself with Fall Damage.
    • During the second event, Gus bursts out laughing as an enemy player runs right into his shotgun.
      • Earlier in that round, Gavin lays a bomb down, then quickly realizes that it was a bad spot, but leaves it alone. Further on down the line, two enemy players come down and takes out one of them, Gavin quickly realizing his bomb took him out.
      • Near the end of the round, the entire team suffers a major Epic Fail as Ryan's smoke bomb misses a player, then everyone gets smacked around with clubs before a molotov finishes them off.
  • Let's Play Halo 3: ODST
    • During a round where the "Black Eye" skull is on, Gavin tries to recharge his shields by getting out of his chopper and punching a grunt. The grunt throws a grenade before dying, which blows up Gavin's chopper.
    • Jack getting stuck by another grunt.
    Jack: Fuckin' Joe Namath just threw a god damn plasma and hit me!
  • Let's Watch P.T.
    • Throughout the first half of his run through the game, Geoff's solution to the game scaring him is to walk backwards through it.
    Ryan: "Geoff's asshole met every darkness"
    Michael: "Do you think that, in real life, the demonic monster would just be walking backwards behind him saying "Damnit, turn around already!"
    • Geoff's astute observation as to the nature of the...thing in the bathroom sink; "It's the Reedus Fetus!''
    • Lindsey makes an interesting prediction of her future;
    Lindsey: "This is it, this is what my future is!"
    Ray: "Your future is Norman Reedus in a haunted bathroom with a fetus?"
    • Jack's very odd fears involving bathrooms;
    Jack: "Oh, there's a toilet in there!"
    Ryan: "Why is that a scary statement?!" (imitating Jack) "Oh no somebody forgot to flush, there's a floater!"
    • Another odd fear of his is bugs, he has a mini freak out upon seeing them crawling up the wall the first time and keeps mentioning every time he sees them.
    • Jack's interesting take on a suspended fridge dripping blood, accompanied by a crying baby.
    Jack: "It's a party now!"
    Michael: "It's a party, it's a fetus frenzy!"
  • Although it was removed from their main YouTube channel, their video in Forza 4 has quite a few moments of hilarity in it. They play Car Soccer, Lads vs. Gents. In the first game Michael, Ray, Gavin, Jack and Ryan pick cars with a good balance of maneuverability and speed. Geoff picks the Hummer H1, because they've got damage set to 'realistic'.note 
    • Skip to 17:21. Once Geoff smashes into Ray to immobilize him and ends up also flipping himself, he simply does not stop laughing for over a minute. It's amazing.
  • Let's Watch: Slender: The Arrival
    • This time, it's just Geoff subjected to playing the game, with the (less-than) helpful backup of Michael, Ray, and Jack.
    • The video starts out slow but really gets going around 20 minutes in when Geoff encounters a living charred body. When he turns to leave, a picture of children playing flashes on the screen. How does Geoff react?
    Geoff: "(panicked screams)"
    Michael: "Geoff is such a treat when he goes to housewarming parties." (imitating Geoff) "AHHHH...what a lovely family"
    • Later they theorize that the (distinctly female) scream that they are investigating was in fact made by another Geoff from the future.
    • At one point, Geoff hears some very distinct rustling, and concludes its coming from the player character. While standing still. It takes him another minute and another pause before realizing:
    Geoff: "That's not me!" (begins spinning in circles)
    • While trying to start the generators in the mines, Geoff gets caught by the hooded person chasing him and enters the fetal position.
    Jack: "Geoff, your feet were tapping on the floor!"
    • During their second encounter, Geoff's bravery quickly turns to fear.
    (Geoff rounds a corner and comes face to face with the thing chasing him)
    Geoff: "Oh, AH, YEEEEEAH" (spins the flashlight all over the room before turning and running away)
    Jack: "I like that you focused the flashlight on the floor"
    Michael: "You hit all over the floor and then screamed 'yeah'"
    Geoff: (whimper) I'm getting really bored guys. Getting really bored.
    Geoff: Yeah.
  • Let's Play Call of Duty 2. Gavin hid Ryan's lego piece and said he crumpled it up and threw it in the trashcan. Ryan believes he knows the best way to solve this problem.
    Ryan: That's alright. I know how to get it back.
    Gavin: No!
    Jack: Uhhh. He's gonna rip it out of Gavin's face.
    • What we get is even better. Ryan dumps the contents of the trashcan onto Gavin! Then Gavin reveals where he hid it.
      Ryan: My bad.
      Jack: My bad he says.

  • Let's Play: Call of Duty 4
    • Ryan is hiding next to the Headquarters absolutely murdering the other team, and his craziness starts to slip through;
    Ryan: "I'm UNSTOPPABLE!" (gets killed, kills Ray with his martyrdom grenade)
    Ray: "Even in death Ryan is unstoppable!"
    (The guys are playing Headquarters on Bog, and Ray shoots Ryan in the back, and gets blown up by his death grenade.)
    Ray: "(sounds of desk being pounded) fucking Martydom!"
    Ryan: (laughing at Ray's misery)
    Ray: The worst part is I can't even be mad, because we have to use default classes, and Ryan wants to use an assault rifle and that's like the only one...

  • Let's Play - Evolve Big Alpha
    • The Hunters follow Ryan's 'dog' Daisy to find Jack!Goliath. The first thing Jack does when cornered? Eats Daisy.
    • This quote:
      Ryan: "I have one one job! Follow the dog and drop harpoons! ... That's two jobs, but counting isn't one of my jobs!"
    • Jack chases Geoff:
      Jack: "Where'd Geoff go? Come here Geoff. Why are you running from me?" (uses his fire breath to toast Geoff flying in front of him)
      Geoff: "You sound close... also I SEEM TO BE ON FIRE!" (dies)
      Jack: (laughing) "'You sound close'."
    • Part 2 Ryan goes Zen
      Ryan: "I'm a confusing beast, To hunt The Ryan you must understand The Ryan!"
      Lindsay: "I will never understand The Ryan."
      Ryan: "And thus you will never catch The Ryan."
      • This follows on from Jack asking him what his monster name is and Ryan just answering "Ryan the Monster...!" which quickly turns into a trailer for a feel-good movie.
    • Ryan takes the fight to the Hunters.
      Ryan: "I'm hurting people! I'm hurting people! I can't stop hurting people!!!"

  • Let's Play - Titanfall Frontier Defense
    • During the second match, Ryan attempts to hijack an Arc Titan, a Titan surrounded by an electrical field. Upon his death, he warns Gavin, Geoff, and Jeremy not to do that just as he sees someone leaping onto an Arc Titan.
      Ryan: "No no, don't do it! I just told you not to - oh... Never mind, I was just watching myself do it."
    • Noting that their second match isn't going as well as their first, Geoff states that whoever edits the video should put the second match first, so it would look like the team improved massively between matches. The word "No" very briefly flashes on the screen at the suggestion.
    • Gavin and Ryan get into a heated debate about bullet physics after Gavin complains about the placement of one of Ryan's turrets.
  • Let's Play - Trials Fusion: Community Supercross
    • Jack crashing at the end of the first course leads to a Funny Background Event:
      Jack: Goddammit! I got excited 'cause of the finish line!
      Michael: You got excited because you saw Ryan in a kilt.
      Ryan (in background): Hey boys!
    • Moments later, Jack nearly gets to the end of the first race and accidentally bails prematurely, disqualifying himself and leaving Michael, Ray, and Geoff to attempt to finish the race. It proves so difficult for them that they essentially do a group Rage Quit and bail themselves.
  • Let's Play - Kirby's Return To Dreamland
    • During the opening cutscene Ryan starts doing sound effects... at least for all the blinking going on.
    • They discover it's possible to ride on another player's back. This inevitably leads to a totem pole.
    • They decide to see if Michael as Kirby can eat the others.
      Michael: "I'll stand on the left..."
      Gavin: "Eat all of us. Free lunch!"
      Ryan: "How does it work?"
      Gavin: "Oh god."
      Ryan: (as Michael is trying to suck them in) "I'll go in... no."
      Michael: "I can't eat you... hold let me try shaking it..."
      Gavin, Ray and Ryan: (as they're sucked in) "AAAHH!"
      Michael: "Yup, there we go."
    • Gavin begins eating Michael when he changes to Kirby too, resulting in a 'suck-off' that Ryan gets caught in the middle of.
      Ryan: "I'm deep in the pink!"
    • Gavin deciding to constantly try to eat the other three guys, then Michael gets fed up and eats him and walks into a death pit with Gavin in his belly.
    • Ray and Ryan kissing as Dedede and Meta Knight.
  • Let's Play - Assassin's Creed Unity Co-op
    • Ray starts off the video revisiting one of his Old Shame catchphrases in a funny manner.
      Ray: "Just blaze." (smokebombs the area)
    • Ryan expressing disappointment that their second mission is to rescue someone from a guillotine instead of watching it happen.
    • They get downed.
      Ryan: (very close to bleeding out entirely and making a load of death noises) "Bleehhh... Bleeeeeeeeeeh." (Geoff runs up to him, Ryan dies, in same tone of voice) "You let me die."
      Geoff: "You up?"
      Ryan: (still in the dying voice) "You let me die."
      Geoff: "I was holding B."
      Ryan: (STILL in the dying voice) "You didn't hold it hard enough and now I'm deeeeeeead!"
    • Geoff encounters an odd bug where he can't attack the enemies around him, but they aren't attacking him too. It fixes later when he runs inside a building, but then two dead enemies merge into one enemy while being stabbed (there's even a slow-motion replay in case you didn't notice first time).
  • Let's Play - Halo 3 Legendary Co-op
    • Not even a minute into the video, everyone starts getting a ton of achievement notifications. Ray gets a little excited.
      Ray: I'M GONNA CUM!
    • When Ryan asks what colour he is, Geoff says he doesn't see that. Ryan comments that Crayola must be really disappointing for him.
      Geoff: "I just don't see them, I don't know..."
      Jack: "You don't see crayons?"
    • While trying to remember how to get up to a skull Ray attempts a grenade jump. Word being attempts.
      • Ryan manages to make it up higher than the others and shows them which way to jump, obviously confused why the others didn't follow him. Ray takes the chance to stick him for the comment.
  • Let's Play - Assassin's Creed: Unity Heist
    • During the heist Ryan accidentally does a hay bale leap while trying to drop onto a balcony to take out a sniper. A minute later Ray leads a crowd of enemies past the bale and Ryan starts picking them off one by one.
      Ryan: "I'm the deadliest bale of hay ever! Stab!"
    • Ryan finds one of the highlighted chests but is left dealing with a room full of enemies, asking why the others aren't there to help him. When they eventually show up, he's won.
      Ryan: (sarcastically) "Oh thanks guys, glad you could make it."
      (gets message "Cannot interact when there is conflict nearby")
      Ryan: '"Cannot interact when there is conflict nearby... Guys! We need to resolve our differences. We gotta bury the hatchet."

    Board Games and Game Shows 
  • "Let's Play Monopoly":
    • Ray and Gavin in jail. And an apparently dirty bar of soap.
    • Gavin's attempt at trading for Boardwalk. Ray doesn't even hesitate in going NOPE.
      Gavin: Wow, um. Didn't expect you to take up my offer there, Ray.
      Ray: Did I call your bluff?
    • Michael just can't seem to stay out of jail.
      Michael: A twelve? That'll land me right on chance. Maybe I can pay some fuckin' bills...or go right to jail.
      • Or catch a break in general - after going to jail twice, he manages to land on "Luxury Tax" before his first pass of Go, then after passing Go his next turn and the next time, he lands on "Income Tax", resulting in his having less than $100 for most of the game.
    • Their attempt to find a cliffhanger for part two so that they can end the video. Since we're talking about Monopoly here, you can see the difficulties in this.
  • "Let's Play Monopoly Part 2":
    Michael: Ray is, in fact, the only ten that he sees. note 
    • Speaking of the running gag, the gag is especially hilariously used when Gavin only has $14 left and lands on Ray's Tennessee Avenue.
    Ray: "Gavin may need to mortgage his property now."
    Michael: "Why?"
    Ray: (as Gavin lands on the Tennessee Avenue) "Because you're the only ten I see."
    • Gavin going insane when Geoff (who has the most money) keeps skipping over Park Place and Boardwalk by landing directly on Go. He does this three times in a row.
    • Thanks to landing on one of Geoff's hotel spaces and Ray's Tennessee Avenue (see above), Gavin has no money. Thus when Michael lands on Community Chest and Gavin has to pay him $10, he has to sell his last remaining house (all of his others were sold just to pay Geoff) just to pay Michael. The $10 is to get Michael a Birthday present. Cue to Gavin groaning about having to sell a house to buy a stupid gift.
    • Geoff gets lucky when he buys 3 hotels and get an Achievement for it. Then he rolls three doubles in a row and gets another Achievement... and goes directly to jail for it.
    • Ray lands on the last unowned space on the board (Pennsylvania Railroad), and accidentally goes into auction. He still gets his property, but the guys tease him for having to pay $75 extra for the property he wanted anyway.
    • The fact that as the game drags on, everyone grows more and more tired of it. Ray and Gavin are legitimately happy they went bankrupt, with Geoff and Michael becoming increasingly exasperated as the game drags on between them.
    • Gavin's attempts at trading. In Part 1, he had traded all of his properties to Ray just to get Boardwalk and own the blue set. However, with Geoff building up houses on the pink set, and Gavin owning no other properties, he loses money fast. He tries to trade Park Place and Boardwalk (and $10) to Geoff for $500, and Geoff declines. Then he does the same for Michael... who accepts, leaving Gavin with a single property (Connecticut Avenue).
      • Gavin then tries to repeatedly trade cash for cash, which the game won't allow.
      • A particularly funny trade is when Gavin has $90 and needs $10 to pay $100 to Ray. Gavin offers Geoff Park Place and Boardwalk for Baltic Avenue, Water Works and $500:
      Gavin: It's a great deal...
      (Geoff turns down the offer)
      Gavin: WHAT?! That's a great deal!
      Michael: I am fucking deaf. That went right in my eardrum.
      Ray: But yeah, seriously, you still need to pay me.
      (Geoff and Michael laugh)
    • With everyone begging the game to end already as it continues to drag on, the instant Gavin files for bankruptcy, he leaps up from his chair and runs away from the microphone without hesitation.
      Gavin: "Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it— I'M OUT OF HERE, BITCHES!"
      • Prior to bankruptcy, Gavin and Michael get into a discussion over the phrase "shit your pants", leading to this Ice-Cream Koan gem.
      Gavin: If I wasn't wearing any clothes, would it still be shitting my pants?
    • Ray's pestering for Baltic Avenue (which Geoff owns, to complete the purple/brown set) turns into both a Brick Joke and Chekhov's Boomerang at the end of the game, when Geoff and Michael are the final two players left. Despite the extraordinarily long game, Michael has been trying to stay alive as long as possible, only mortgaging Park Place and Boardwalk when he desperately needs to. Geoff realizes that he never got around to trading Baltic Avenue to Ray, and since Ray's properties reverted to Geoff when the former went bankrupt, Geoff now owns the set. He decides to put a full set of hotels on them, which is what Ray had wanted to do. On Michael's very next turn, he lands on (you guessed it) Baltic Avenue, and goes bankrupt.
  • Geoff, Michael, and Ray sit down and play Wheel of Fortune. Most of the video is Geoff alternating between laughing and groaning at the ineptitude of the other two.
    • During the $2000 Toss Up, Michael jumps the gun and accidentally chooses to solve the puzzle when only the first letter ("A") is shown. After a moment of deliberation, he enters his answer: ANALBEADSYUMM.
    Michael: The game said "A" and I hit "A"...things escalated too quickly.
  • Geoff, Michael, and Ray then go on to play Jeopardy!. At one point, the question shows a picture of a panda eating "its favourite food", and the point is to guess what its favourite food is...
    Ray: "I got this! I got this! EUCALYPTUS!"
    • The best part is that Ray honestly did not know the answer was "bamboo".
    • During Final Jeopardy, Ray has a complete meltdown when the clue is revealed.
    Alex Trebek: The genus of this Asian animal is Ailuropoda, and its species name, appropriately, is Melanoleuca.
    Ray: "FUCK! I don't, that's not a word, right? Like...there's two fake words in there!"
  • "Let's Play Family Feud". Geoff and Michael vs X-Ray and Vav.
    • The first round asks for types of beans that would go in a salad. On one of Ray's turns, he runs out of ideas and types in "Rowan atkinson".
    • During the final round of the second game, the survey asks for things that pregnant women have trouble doing. Ray buzzes in first and tries to input "standing" but none of the pre-made answer match, so he hurriedly changes his answer to "walking". However, he picks "waking" on accident. Cue epic freak-out when "waking" ends up being the number two answer on the board (as "Getting Up").
    • One of the surveys is "Most men think that you should never interrupt a woman doing this." Gavin, ignoring Ray (who says "Talking on the phone") first tries "Cooking", but then switches his answer to "Reading" as Michael and Ray scream at him to put in "On the phone". Gavin inputs the answer anyway, and it comes out as number seven on the board. Ray's reaction:
  • "Let's Play Family Game Night 3: Mouse Trap"
    • The intro sound:
    Geoff, Ray, Jack and Ryan: Cheese! (laughter)
    • During the second game it takes a while for them to figure out the mini-game.
    • No one except Geoff is 100% sure what they're doing.
    • Ray's turning the crank even when there's no one under the trap just so he can yell "Mousetrap!" because the adverts said that's what you need to do.
      • When Ryan lands on the crank and turns it with everyone else inside the trap, finally winning the game, Ray shouts "Mousetrap!" gleefully and is quickly joined by the Gents this time.
  • "Let's Play Family Game Night 3: Game of Life":
    • When Ryan lands on the "Get Married" space, he immediately tells his wife (assuming that she's watching this) that his virtual spouse means nothing to him.
    • When Jack Lands on the "Get Married" some random guy is kissing his wife.
    • Just like how Ray's weakness seams to be trivia (a la Jeopardy!), Ryan's weakness is the Concentration mini-game. Ray continuously snarks and pointing out all his wrong moves as he's playing. In the end, Ryan is only able to get two matches right!
    • The entire episode could be called "Ryan #StartTheBullying2014". After his Mouse Trap victory, Ryan has a target on his back, having to pay others' debts, being sued constantly, and having all his LIFE tiles stolen by Jack and Geoff. Though with the last, it was mostly due to his finishing first (about 5-10 turns before everyone else did) and going with the Retirement that would allow him one more Life token... but not safeguard the rest of them.
    • Geoff starts with the doctor career choice, which is one of the better ones in the game. He then loses it on a pink-slip tile. When given the chance he returns to college to repick a better career, and ends up with doctor again. Only to lose it AGAIN. The others make fun of him calling him the worst doctor ever and wondering how many people he killed to lose his doctorate twice.
    • Near the end, the Xbox being used gets disconnected from Xbox Live. Ray interprets this as the Xbox getting fed up with the game and "taking a stand".
  • "Let's Play Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
    Ray: (beyond pissed) True story: Tom never reached home that night because I beat the shit out of him in the street!
    • Gavin sums up his difficulty with the game.
    Gavin: I'm always suspicious of the question, though, 'cause I forget this is for... like, mong children.
    Ray: Like Tom!
    • The "May 3rd" question.
      • To clarify: the question was asking what date the third Wednesday of June would be if May 3rd landed on a Wednesday. However, the choices were "June 7th", "June 14th", "June 21st", and "June 28th". And yet, Gavin still had trouble figuring out such a simple question and chose "June 14th" out of frustration.
    • The "Knight" question.
    • The "How many more wins than losses?" question.
    • Jack's funniest comment to date:
    Ryan: The board is cleared...
    Michael: Alright Geoff, this is it. I don't know what's going to happen but-
    Jack: Alright, so now you get to pick a child to keep! (everyone laughs)
    Geoff: You belong to me now, Katie.
  • "Jeopardy! Part 2":
    • The triumphant return of EUCALYPTUS!
    • Jack, Gavin, and Ryan all get a question wrong. Keep in mind that this is multiple choice, and there are only three choices...
    • For Final Jeopardy, Gavin shouts out an answer that ends up being different than the one he entered. His vocal answer was the correct one so he ended up losing everything.
  • "Let's Play The Price Is Right Decades"
    • At the start of the game, there's a bid on a set of lamps. Due to their lackluster appearance, the bids are only around a $100-$200 range. Cue outrage when the lamps turn out to be almost $700.
    • During Magic Number, when the prizes are being shown (an oven and a sofa), the gang (Geoff, Ryan, Michael, and Ray) dictate their disappointment, and then this comment is made.
  • Wheel of Fortune part three has Gavin receiving a message towards the start that says "Win Gavin"

    Sports Games 
  • "Let's Play MLB 2K12" is a 30-minute CMOF. Gavin, the Brit, knows nothing about baseball and nothing about the game's controls, and his deadpan mangling of the entire game, including the player's names, is so laugh-inducing that it results in Geoff shitting his pants in the middle of the game. Highlights include:
    • Gavin always throwing the ball to home base - and no other base. (This was caused by not knowing the correct controls and Geoff refusing to tell him the right ones; Gavin lampshades this at one point.)
    • Geoff's... "unorthodox" method of stealing bases. Namely, to run before the pitcher has even started his windup. Because Gavin only throws to home plate, he always succeeds.
    • Gavin's interpretations of the baseball field. These include asking what the bases (the "bags," as stated by Geoff) are filled with, the "staple" (the coach's box), and "Home Base" being a British patio furniture store.
    • The entire sequence leading up to Geoff shitting his pants. Geoff has asked Gavin to stop making him laugh for exactly that reason, and when the moment comes and Geoff has to leave the room, Michael comes in laughing like a madman.
      Gavin: Would that be the first time that someone's ever left a commentary to go and, uh, sort out the fact that they pooed their pants?
      Michael: Not the first time in anything I've ever been in, but I think Achievement Hunter first.
  • Let's Play Madden 2013. Considering how Gavin doesn't know anything about American football, it goes as well as expected. It's filled with hilarity from Gavin being kicked out of the game to "Nice hair, douchebag".
    • "Why is there a guy wearing an upside down traffic cone?"
    • "What's a play?"
    • "Run to the touchdown."
    • One of the CPU players randomly tripping over his teammate.
    • "How do I play as Trey Wingo?"
    • When Gavin first heard of J.J. Watt: "J.J. what?"
    • When Ben Roethlisberger's name came up, it was spelled as B. Roethlisberger (as is customary ala the Last Name Basis principle). Gavin saw that and said "Bro-th lis-leh burger."
    • When Gavin couldn't figure out how to punt the ball, Geoff called timeout two seconds before the play-clock ran out. Yeah, you read that right. "I had to call a fuckin' timeout for you!!"
    • Some guy with long hair drinks Gatorade. Gavin is not impressed: "Nice hair, douchebag."
      • Better yet: that guy was Troy Polamalu.
    • To be clear, Gavin got kicked from the game for going offsides 3 times... on the first 3 plays. And he didn't simply jump the snap; he was running all around the field like... well, Gavin.
    • Those first three plays really must be seen to be believed. Watch as he runs ten yards past scrimmage, loops around behind the quarterback, and almost manages to get behind the line again on the other side, all before the ball is snapped.
    • When Geoff said it would be a miracle for Gavin to survive the first quarter without getting kicked from the game, Ray quipped with "First quarter? How about the first fuckin' possession?"
    • Ray's opening kickoff return: fumbles the ball at the three, but recovers it, then backpedals into the his own end zone, allowing the AI to score a safety on him. And then he recovers his own safety kickoff, giving him and Ryan the ball back and frustrating the opposing team of Gavin and Geoff.
    • The final play of the half. Ryan hits a wide-open receiver in the open field. He's running for a touchdown when Ray takes over, and runs him out of bounds after time had expired.
  • "Let's Play Madden 2013: Super Bowl Special":
    • Geoff throwin' out one of his colorful battle taunts. "I just shoved my football up your dick!"
    • Gavin. From not knowing what a running play is to calling out his plays out loud... just... Gavin.
    • Ray repeating his kickoff returning gaffe from the first Madden LP - with the same result.
      • Even better: Ray moved slightly away from where the ball was going to go, so he had to jump towards his end zone to gain possession. By the time he got up, eight Niners had already made it to the Ravens' end zone; the Niners got two extra points on the safety.
    • When #84 Randy Moss (who's 37) scored a touchdown, Ray said "That's not actually his jersey number, that's his age."
    • Gavin struggling to say the correct terms for American Football.
    Gavin: How do I play, uhh, how do I do playing... was it, running, what?
    • Two footballers randomly glitching out at the end of a play. A 49er was thrown to the ground by a Raven, who fell on top of him in a position that looked like they were pulling off the 69 (yeah, that 69). It didn't help that the Raven was bobbing his head erratically the entire time.
    • When Gavin misheard one of Geoff's battle cries.
    Geoff: "Look at that juke!"note 
    Gavin: "You can't just yell 'Look at that Jew'."
    Michael and Ryan: "JUKE!"
    Gavin: "Ooooh!"
    • At the end of the first half, Team Lads (Gavin, Michael, and Ray as the Baltimore Ray-vens) has 2 seconds to try a Hail Mary. Gavin takes a knee.note 
    Ray: "I'm gonna tell you right now, he's gonna take a knee."
    Gavin: "Who's - what?"
    (Gavin takes a knee, exactly as Ray thought.)
    Gavin: "What happened?"
    Michael: "What did he just pick?"
    Ray: "He picked Take A Knee."
    Michael: "We have two seconds to score in the half. TAKE A KNEEE!"
    Gavin: "What's that knee? What are you on about? What is everyone talking about?! I'm the captain, all right!?"
    • This turns into a Brick Joke at the very end of the game:
    Ray: "Gavin, pick - remember that knee play you picked before?"
    Michael: "Remember that knee play that fucked us at the end of the second half?note  Do that again."
    • Of course, this being Gavin, he manages to call a pass play. It works anyway.
    • The crew making fun of Manti Te'o (who's not in either of those teams, by the way)
    Jack: "Which is the one with the fake internet girlfriend?"
    Ray: "Uhhhh, Ray Narvaez. "
    • Ray making fun of Gavin's statistical performance as a quarterback. "Like, 2 for 1."
    • Ryan getting called out for being The Load in one particular instance.
    Geoff: "Who's picking our defensive plays?"
    Ryan: "I am."
    Geoff: "Okay."
    Jack: "Oh."
    Michael (who's on the opposing team): "You're fired."
    • Gavin running out of position and through the 49ers' perimeter, before the play even began.
    Ray: "Goddammit, Gavin!"
    Geoff: "What the fuck?"
    Gavin: "Uh, I made a mistake!"
    Michael: "Please be ejected from the game."
    • When the footballers form a line and stare each other down, Gavin had a guy that lifted his arm out like he's ready to pounce on his opponent. Gavin notices it, moves him to the side and says "I'm like a crab!"
    • Ray making fun of the Gatorade-drinking guy, except with a twist.
    Michael: "That was actually the other team, Ray."
    Ray: "Man, are they thirsty."
  • "Let's Play WWE '13" might be one of their funniest Let's Plays yet. Special mention goes out to the intros; as each chose to create their own wrestler. Each person, though, has something of their own to contribute.
    • Geoff plays as the Corpirate, a corporate pirate who is also a wrestler. He is the only who knows how to play and ends up in the role of the Monster Heel. Naturally, Geoff starts bragging about his prowess and; sounding like he is cutting a Heel Promo.
      Geoff: (While choking out Michael) "Is your Spidey-Sense tingling? Is your Spidey-Sense tingling?! Oh, I just fucking broke your little fucking weak neck."
      Geoff: (After choking out Jack the second time] "You can't beat Wall Street! You can't beat Wall Street!"
    • Gavin: The fact that his character is a green alien with broccoli hair, white briefs, a horn on his nose and Rhino ears. His name is Player, and he turns red when he gets mad. He, like Ray, is pretty bad at the game.
    Gavin: "I tried to make a Creeper effect but it very rapidly got out of hand."
    • Ray insists his character (a sombrero wearing luchador) is his father, Papa Brownman and whenever he starts getting hurt, he starts yelling "DADDY!" He also has a Running Gag that he tries to jump from the top rope and always fails.
    • Ryan: Ryan's character wears a Gorilla suit to the ring and has a ridiculous moustache and goatee. Also, his backstabbing gets him the nickname Benedict Arnold.
    • Jack: His character's (Beardo the Magnificent) intro and appearance leading everyone else generally being hesitant to fight him.
    • Michael: For essentially being Spider-Man and using a lot of web based attack names. Also for being the smallest person out of the six.
    • What makes Jack and Ryan's stand out is the fact they use the Diva entrances for their... rather burly men.
  • One year later, the gang delves back into the realm of wrestling with WWE 2K14. Once again, they make their characters and the results are... out there.
    • Geoff revisits the Corpirate with the "Yarrgarita", claiming that the Corpirate is on vacation.
    • Ryan and Jack, once again, create burly men with diva entrances.
    • Surprisingly, Gavin and Michael create the same type of character: blue-skinned guys with massively disproportioned body parts. And tails. With names that get censored.
    • Ray creates Mr. Diddlez, who wears a towel and a paper bag over his head. He also has two watches because "it's always time to diddle".
    • During the first match, Geoff is shocked that, near the end, his character is taken out by chance. Gavin fires out that "He spent too much time on vacation and not enough time in Wall Street."
    • The first match dragging on for ten minutes because Michael and Ray's characters just absolutely refused to get thrown out of the thing.
    • Ryan grabbing a ladder and yelling out "YOU CAN FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AT THE HOME DEPOT!"
      • Followed a few seconds later by him getting hit with the steel steps being thrown in the ring.
    • Ryan's Failed a Spot Check as he didn't realize they weren't playing a Ladder Match for the second round, they were playing a Briefcase Match.
      • The entire time Gavin perches his character on the corner and starts cooing like a pigeon before leaping out and missing the other wrestlers.
      • At one point, Michael gets to the suitcase and clings on for dear life as the ladder is yanked from under him. Sadly, he doesn't pull it down, even as he's shouting that he's on the suitcase.
      • Gavin somehow reaches under the stage and pulls out a sledgehammer. Which Michael immediately steals and starts whaling people with.
      • At one point, Gavin gets a little fed up and decides to take his character and leave. Then he comes back takes the stairs.
      • And then he comes back and takes the ladder too.
      • Ray quickly notices and "runs" after Gavin. Since neither of them know how to sprint, they both adopt a strange waddle which makes the whole chase absolutely hilarious.
    Ray: Wait Gavin, I need that!
    Gavin: No, I'm setting up my ladder and climbing out of this place.
    Ray: Gavin, come back..!
  • "Let's Play Madden 25 Super Bowl Special" features the Seattle Lads against the Denver Gents. Having not played the game for a year, it's no surprise that Gavin is still bad at quarterback. However, what's surprising is that Jack is worse, throwing seven interceptionsnote  before switching controllers with Ryan, who throws three more.
    • He doesn't just switch controllers with Ryan: after throwing pick #7, he leaves the room in shame, then comes back and takes Ryan's controller.
    • When Gavin was about to pass the ball, his character faked the pass and ran instead. Gavin's reaction, we shit you not, was "How did I throw it to me?"
    Michael: "How do I throw it to me?" You didn't let go of the ball!
    • Ray's reaction to a particularly poor punt by Gavin.
    Ray: Nice kick, asshole. Leave your wheelchair in the locker room?
    • Two rather underplayed moments both occur after the Gents tempt fate.
      • After having thrown six interceptions, Jack is told by Geoff that he might as well keep playing since he can't possibly do worse than he's already done. Jack immediately throws his 7th and final interception before he Rage Quits.
      • Towards the end of the game, Michael manages to injure Peyton Manning, and everyone agrees it's the best thing to happen to the Gents the entire game. Their replacement quarterback proceeds to throw the 10th and final interception for the Lads.
  • The entirety of Let's Play FIFA 14 is a colossal comedy of errors thanks largely in part to the fact that none of them know how to play.
    • Ray in particular has a hard time during the game, going off-side several times and then completely missing the one free-kick of the game.
    • The game ends in a tie because no one could score a single goal.
    • The highlight reel is literally nothing but fouls and missed goals, and more the former than the latter. It's like the game itself was facepalming.
  • Their World Cup Let's Play. Despite what the thumbnail and title say, it's not in FIFA 14: it's in Madden 25, with the Atlanta Germans vs. the Tennessee Argentinians.
    • At one point, Ray refers to Argentina as "Argentinia", leading to Deadpan Self-Deprecation.
    • Ryan is the captain for Argentina, and on one play, he can't figure out how to switch away from a punt block formation. Cue an easy touchdown pass.

  • Geoff expressing his disappointment that the game doesn't allow "naughty" words.
    Geoff: Doesn't like Boner Patrol with a zero either... lemme try one more time.
    Geoff: So, the only one that I had that made it through was Steve. Doctor Butthole, The Fart and Gobble Boners didn't make it.
  • Ray trying to get Gavin to kill himself.
    Ray: You could rocket jump in this game. Just aim down and shoot, and you'll go really high.
  • After Michael screwed himself over, it was Ray's turn. He jumps over the mine, and he took damage from the shockwave. And then his turn finishes.
  • Michael deciding to name his team "Slow Mo Guy". Everyone's laughter made that moment.
  • Ray naming his worms after porn stars.
    • Geoff also addresses it in the most Geoff way possible. "Finish off Team Jizz."
  • "Lumpy Gash? They allowed that?"
  • Gavin having a Freak Out.
    Gavin: Here comes Guffpap - UUUAAAAAAAGH!!! (shoots himself with his own rocket launcher)
  • "Shut up, Gump."
  • Michael realizing too late that his plan wasn't good.
    Michael: "Well, that's bad."
  • After wasting too much time, Gavin starts panicking. He decides to launch himself straight at Geoff, Kamikaze-style... only to blow up six meters away from Geoff.
    Gavin: Damn it! What was that!?
    Ray: You are the worst Worms player of all time.
    Geoff: I almost shit my pants there.
    Michael: Dude, you are fuckin' dumb.
  • Michael's worm wrapping a headband over his head, jumping up, flexing his fist... and hitting the air, with a large puff of blue energy exploding right in front of Gavin.
    Ray: Sweet Hadouken there, Ryu.
  • Michael freaking out after a mine exploding.
  • Gavin taking a jab at Michael for screwing up a jump.
    Gavin: Well done, Michael.
    Michael: Shut the fuck up, Gavin!
  • Ray missing all five missiles against Geoff and Gavin in an air strike, who were only two meters away from each other.
  • "What you need to do, is fuck off."
  • Gavin grappled onto the top of a statue and planted a dynamite against Ray. He was swinging back and forth so fast that, so once he released the dynamite, he rocketed into the water, eliminating himself from the game.
  • Ray fired a homing missile against Geoff. The only problem was that, by the time it reached Geoff, it somehow hit a car window.
  • Michael making sense of Gavin's gibberish in Worms Part 2.
    Gavin: There's actually one person from Drippy Spaff who's a member of Munge Bimp.
    Michael: ... shut up. Shut the fuck up, Gavin.
  • "Wha - Johnboy? What?"
  • Gavin used Kamikaze to kill Faffy Waffle, but when he used it, it killed two of his own worms.
    Ray: You just killed two of your worms.
    Michael: Oh, you killed your own guy, you moron!?
    Ray: You're so fucking dumb.
    Gavin: I messed up!
  • Minutes later, Gavin tried explaining that blunder.
    Gavin: I tried to jump over Biff and I Biffed him.
    Ray and Michael: What?
  • When Michael used the jetpack, he went too high up, so he flipped over while he was in the air.
    Michael: Okay, I'm not... exactly sure what happened there.
    Ray: Well, you're closer, at least.
  • When one of the banana bombs accidentally flew onto the hand of a snowman, Ray yelled out "I'm playing catch with Frosty!"
  • Michael teleported to Ray's last worm, forgetting that teleporting costs you a turn. Once he materialized in front of Ray, he couldn't get a turn, giving Ray the chance to kill him.
  • Michael and Ray are down to their last worms. Michael shoots Ray at point-blank range... only for Ray to survive by one health point.
    Michael: NOOOO! NOOOOO! Are you kidding me?! HOW!?!? HOW?!?
  • Michael expressing disappointment that his team name didn't make the cut. Only this time, he actually says what it is.
    Ray: What did you make it?
    Michael: Erectal Rockets.
  • Worms Part 2 has Gavin killing two of his own team, but the best one must be when Ray's last worm takes a bazooka to the face- and still has 1 single point of health left, leading to him getting a lucky win when he punches Michael off the map.
  • Michael naming his characters, word for word, Faffy Waffle, Dung Bingo, Peef Rimgar and Farfigschiter.
    Michael: I channeled my inner Gavin, I dunno.
  • Burnie drops in at the best time possible: while the lads are rattling off a bunch of their worm names.
    Burnie: Are you guys speaking English?
  • Michael having a Freak Out over one of his worms getting hit.
    Michael: Dude, he got Farfigfucked!
  • Ray making fun of Gavin's worm names. "Tim Limp and 'Bemp? Do you go home and write down stupid names?"
    • Another time. "Fuckin'... Wormy Worm is the name you chose?"
  • Gavin freaking out and throwing a bunch of banana bombs on Michael. When they blew up, Gavin jumped onto the mine, which blew up and sent him on top of Michael, who finished him off.
  • Ray poking fun of Gavin being a General Failure.
    Ray: In all honesty, do I need to worry about Slebnote , or is Sleb gonna take care of Sleb?
    • Not too long after: "You told me, how are you gonna deal with Sleb? Sleb's gonna deal with himself; I told you!"
    • Explaining: At this point, Gavin, Michael, and Ray each have one worm leftnote , and it's Gavin's turn. Gavin decides to jetpack over to Ray, drop an explosive on him, and fly over to Michael so he can kill him too. However, after placing the dynamite, Gavin hovers a bit too long... and his fuel runs out above the water. The dynamite knocks Ray into the water and Michael, whose sole worm has 5 health points (out of 100), wins.
      Gavin: All right, I've gotta be... I've gotta be smart. I've g... okay, this... I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
      Ray: Let's see, Sleb has 33, you have 5, I have 63, but I'm at the edge.
      Gavin: This is gonna be the Move of Kingdoms.
      Michael: He's gonna try and... grenade me, and just fly over to you, and somehow kill himself, and he's gonna give you the game.
      Gavin: (flies over to Ray) All right, tease it, tease it, tease it... (drops the dynamite)
      Ray: Oh, this might be the end for Kilburn.
      Gavin: OHHHHH, GET OUT! OH NO!!! (his jet fuel runs out) BOLLOCKS!!! (hits the wall and falls in the water)
      Michael: YES!! YES!! Tell me you just won me the game, Gavin!
      Ray: You might have just... (the dynamite blows Kilburn into the water)
      Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!!!!
      Michael: Dung Bingooooooo!!!
  • The end of part two, where Ray very suddenly comes to a realization about a meeting, which we get... zero context on.
    Ray: Gavin's still terribl—... We missed the butts meeting again.
    Michael: [screaming] FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKING BUTTS! That's THREE WEEKS IN A ROW we've missed the butts meeting!
    Ray: [defeated] Let's Play's over.
    • Apparently it had to do with a meeting that was scheduled between Ray, Michael, Gavin, and Kerry talking about butts.
  • Gavin naming his Worms Armageddon team "Vibrating Munt". This time, the worms are called Nog Bedge, Fudd Dunker, Dump Gubbler, and Rectus Erectus.
  • Gavin, after some complication with using the rope, fell next to Mac, one of Geoff's worms. He chose to prod him off from the mountain edge. Did not work.
  • Michael named four of his worms Hans Job, Wet Brown Sauce, Massive Dump and Moe Torboat.
  • Grundel Guys was the name Ray chose for his team. He even gave them sailor hats, but the game wouldn't allow it.
  • Gavin tried to make up for that Mac debacle, so he used a rope to get on a farm house. Except, he was stopped by one of the other guys worms. Once he dislodged himself, he fell on top of a mine.
  • Geoff tried to punch Gavin with a blue energy fist.
    Gavin: Nice magic show, genius.
  • Gavin dropped dynamite near Geoff and Ray. Except, Gavin couldn't get out. Gavin didn't take it well. We'll try to express what he said.
    Gavin: (tried to get out) HUUUUUGGGH! DUUUUUUHHHH-OOOH!!! (realized he couldn't) H'AWWWWWWWW!!!
  • As bad as Gavin was, Michael's almost as bad at times. He used a rope on a farm house, but he couldn't figure out how to use it, so he kept swinging at the wall. Once he got the hang of it, he lowered himself down to one of Gavin's worms. He had five seconds left, so he used his rope on a tree, but as he got there, he laid down a piece of dynamite on himself.
    Michael: Well, that's bad.
  • After noticing he has only one worm left, Gavin expresses his dismay in the only way he could.
  • Ray throwing a banana bomb on Geoff, but somehow managing to damage himself. In fact, he lost more health than Geoff's two worms who were caught in the crossfire.
  • Gavin had one worm left, so he took Ray's advice to use a jetpack and plant a bomb between two enemy worms. Only problem was that, as soon as he brought it out, a grenade fell out. Panicked, he canceled the jetpack... and couldn't escape because of it. You could see him only three inches above the ground the entire time he had it on, too.
    Gavin: OOOOOOHHHH! Why would on Earth would I-? OH MY GOD!! (grenade explodes)
    Geoff: (as insult to injury) You did two damage to me.
  • Geoff used a homing missile, betting that it would've hit Gavin. As it went into the air, it turned around... and hit a building. He somehow lost three points of health after that.
  • "Gav In Da USA Team shouldn't have bothered. Oh, that's nice."
  • And of course, the times and trials of the mine that refused to blow up.
  • At the beginning of the second round of Worms Armageddon, Michael noticed something... odd.
    Michael: Oh, WHAT THE FUCK!? Ice - mmmmm, I'm gonna be Yellow? Look at Yellow.
    Gavin: All of your worms are-.
    Ray: Wow, you're fucked from the start.
    Michael: COME OOOOON!!
    • Subverted: Michael wins.
  • "You might be able to finesse a grenade through that." Double points for Ray saying it.
  • Geoff had two of his worms toward the edge of the map, on different sides. Both were killed by his opponents, before Geoff even had his first turn.
    Geoff (after the first one was targeted): "This is bullshit. Goddammit. This fuckin' nonsense right here."
    Ray: Oh, hey, Mac. What's up. Just hanging' out over the edge. (goes after the second worm).
    Geoff: COME OOOON!! What the fuck?
  • After that disaster, it was Geoffs turn. His third worm was right between two of Gavin's worms. With a mine right next to him. So he just runs into the mine.
    Geoff: Fuckin' nonsense (bangs on the table).
    Michael: Geoff is not pleased.
    Gavin: Geoff's got half his team down!
  • Ray had two of his worms, named Unpleasant and Immoral, on a ledge. Gavin takes notice.
    Gavin: The safest place to be is that terrible Dennis ledge.
  • "Nooo, not Rectus Erectus!"
  • Gavin used jetpack to plant a grenade on Mister Love (a Ray worm). Lost all his fuel and ended up killing himself.
    Gavin: "Buh, BUUUUHHH, buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh. Okay, gotta tease this in. Buh-bu... (loses fuel and falls on the mine) OOOOOOOOOHHHH, GAWWWWD!!"
  • "Not Fudd Dunker! Don't dunk my Fudd!"
  • Gavin threw a grenade from a ledge onto Michael. The grenade rolled past Michaels three worms and fell into the water.
  • Gavin had one worm left, named Nog Bedge, so he hid on a ledge behind a giant bush and propped up a turret. Ray's response?
    Ray: "Are you gonna camp in Worms too?"
  • "Heads up, Massive Dump!"
  • After Geoff swatted Ray with a baseball bat. "He just gave you a damn-good spanking!"
  • Gavin tried to get Nog Bedge out of the bush, so he used a rope. With Gavin being Gavin, he pulled himself up and down from the new cliff down near the bush. He landed on a ledge near the cliff and he jumped backwards, before falling down right back down to the ledge. He jumped in the air, fired a rope and flung himself... back to the ledge, leaving himself wide open for attack.
  • After Gavin successfully killed Michael's worm, without damaging himself, Geoff and Ray weigh in on it.
    Geoff: That was a spectacular accident.
    Ray: So was my birth.
  • Ray: "I dunno. It's gonna take me somewhere random. Right next to a mine?! Really?"
  • Charlie, Geoffs last worm, was up next for (what turned out to be) the final turn. Geoff used a blow torch to evaporate the soil in front of him, leading straight towards Ray (who was next to a mine). He used the blow torch to push Ray out of the cliff and onto the water. On the other hand, as Geoff moved forward, the blow torch set off the mine. Not only that, just like Gavin beforehand, Geoff gave Michael the victory.
  • The final round of Worms 2: Armageddon, which they decide to play drunk.
  • Gavin naming one of his worms Urethra Xtreme
  • Geoff was the first to go for the seventh round overall. He slipped and fell onto a tree. And his turn was up. We are not kidding.
    • Conversely, Ray's second turn has him initiating a map-wide set of Disaster Dominoes onto all three of the others while remaining completely unscathed.
  • Ray naming his team Randy Newman, Randall Newman, Nandy Rewman and Mark Nutt.
    Michael: Nandy Rewman? You just got lazy.
  • Gavin confusing baseball and golf. "What do you say in baseball? FORE!"
  • Geoff busted out a rocket launcher, propped up a homing missile and aimed for Ray. As he shot himself in the face.
  • "I battered you into next week. Next weeks Let's Play, you'll be in it, even though we're not playing Worms."
  • Sometimes, even Gavin has issues with his names. For reference, he was talking about Blenge Squeltch.
    Gavin: As long as Bidge Spleff or, what was it? Not Bidge Spleff. Blumpy Bimp?
  • "You blew off Mark's nut!"
  • Ray landing on a mine without even noticing there was a mine until he was right on top of it, in a very Gavinesque move.
  • Gavin using a Ninja Rope on a cliff. He kept pulling himself up on the exact spot that the grapple landed on.
    Michael: Yeah! Fuck that... grass.
  • "It's the Girder of Dreams. You've gotta eat some cheese to get through that one!"
  • Ray was running out of time, so he just fired a bazooka, which damaged himself.
  • Gavin using a rope to grapple on a cliff, in order to lower down the edge of a mountain below. He started off on the right of the mountain, just over Randy Newman. Except, he doesn't decide to kill Ray. No, he twisted himself all the way to the left, with the rope still stuck on the cliff. He let go of the rope, brought up a new one and plopped a grenade near Randall Newman. Once he pulled himself up, Gavin flung himself directly onto a mine. At least he killed Randall Newman.
  • Michael jetpacked over a two-foot gap and dropped a mine on his cliff. And that was his turn. I am dead serious.
    Gavin: That was like using a jetpack to cross a road!
  • The very end of Worms 2 Part 2: Michael and Ray are the only ones left, and it's Sudden Death, so each worm has only one health point. Michael uses an as-yet-unused lightning weapon on Ray's last worm... and it heals 30 points of health. Ray then fires a homing missile, and the splash damage takes out Michael's worm.
    • The conversation leading up to that, how hard Michael tempted fate, and especially his reaction is spectacular.
      (Michael summons a thunderstorm)
      Ray: Oh, is that the thunder thing?
      Geoff: Oh, what was that?
      Gavin: What the— What the hell? (The thunderstorm strikes Ray's worm with lightning.)
      Geoff: Thunderstorm...?
      Gavin: He got struck by lightning.
      Michael: He got struck by lightning. He better have died. (Ray's Worm gains 30 health points.) IT FUCKING HEALED HIM?!!
  • Worms: Revolution contains a number of moments also:
    • Gavin going back to his old ways by jumping off a cliff into the water.
    • At the very start of game 2, Michael has a worm near the water at the bottom. He tries walking up the hill to knock a nearby worm off... and walks directly into a mine, which blasts him into the water.
      • Later, he does it again, only this worm doesn't die.
    • The very end of the game is Michael vs Geoff, each with one worm left with low health. Geoff fires a homing missile at Michael's worm... too bad Geoff didn't see the speck of land directly in front of him.
      Michael: GEOFF, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!
      Geoff: WHAT HAPPENED??? (which he repeats several times)
      Ray: You're so stupid!
      Ray: You hit the terrain that was like this big.
      Gavin: Foiled by a pixel!
  • Worms: Revolution Part 2:
    • Ray throws a sheep completely off the map and into the water.
    Ray: All right. Oh, sheepie. Turn around, sheepie. Sheepie, all right. Turn around, okay. Man, you are thirsty. All right, sheepie, all right.
    (Gav and Michael die laughing)
    • The ending: Michael and Gavin each have one worm left, and the two worms are very close, separated by a steel girder Gavin put up on his previous turn. Gavin tries to kamikaze Michael's worm, but dies on the girder, giving Michael the W.
    Gavin: (has just blown up on the girder, Michael is laughing his face off) Aw! I didn't go anywhere!
    Ray: You, uh...
    Michael: You fuckin' killed yourself! (cue confused Angrish from Gav) You kamikazed, you idiot! You literally killed yourself! How can you win the game when you're dead?
    Gavin: Don't you shoot forwards like this when you do that?
    Ray: You do, but you hit the girder you set be-
    Gavin: Don't you go through girders?
    Michael: Apparently not, Gavin, apparently not.
    Ray: You go through, uh, you go through landscape, I'm not sure about girders.
    Gavin: AWWWWWWW, I just... built a wall and then headbutted it to death!
  • Part 3:
    • Michael unleashing a grenade, but it started rolling the way he'd intended to flee, and the explosion caused such a shockwave that four worms fell in the same hole.
    • Gavin trying to get Murphy out of that ditch, which consists of getting stuck on the edge with his jetpack, almost falling down to the water thrice and ultimately failing to get over the cliff.
      • And then Gavin losing his mind and screaming at Michael regarding Murphy's lost name.
    • Gavin accidentally throwing himself off the cliff and unleashing a sheep in the air, which blew up immediately and flung him 30 feet to the ground
  • Ultimate Mayhem:
    • Gavin uses a jetpack to try to get on top of a high pillar to snipe enemy worms. After flailing about in the air and barely managing to land safely on top of the narrow space, Gavin takes out the sniper rifle and realizes that he doesn't know how to use the scope. Panicking, Gavin starts mashing buttons to figure it out before time runs out. He successfully pulls out the scope for a brief moment... but his frantic mashing caused him to hit to jump button, making him leap off the pillar to his death.
    • Gavin was down to one worm left and Jack used a grenade that made a small puddle. Gavin goes to Jack so he can retaliate... and he drowns in the pool.
    • Immediately after, Michael lost one of his worms to flooding. His Freak Out and lack of understanding on what happened is priceless.
  • Worms Revolution Part 4:
    • This is Ryan's first appearance in a Worms Let's Play (apart from that VS episode), so he starts off with pretty simple worm names: Lust, Greed, Sloth and Terry.
      • Hilariously, Ryan says that Terry is the most evil one. This was the last worm standing, ladies and gentlemen.
    • Gavin's worm names are Smear Aroma, Spudge Funker, Mongy Gorp and Throby Quelch. Yeah, Gavinese strikes again.
    • Michael's worm names are even better. He calls it "Team Spoiler". They are: Albus Loves Dudes, Donnie Darko Dies, Rosebud Is A Sled and Neo Is The One.
    • Gavin loses very early in the game due to repeatedly flinging his worms off of cliffs in the middle of maneuvers. Then, to Michael's bewilderment, Ryan also jumps to his death. Just as he's questioning what is wrong with everyone, Michael does the exact same thing.
      Gavin: "Alright, this is what I'm gonna do." (immediately jumps into the ocean and drowns) "AHH!!" (cue massive fit of laughter)
  • Worms Revolution Episode 5:
    • The entire episode might as well be a display of some of the worst Worm playing in history. Every turn is just one Epic Fail after another.
    • From the very start, Michael and Gavin are right next to each other, at the edge of a cliff opposing Ryan's worm Sloth. The two attempt to work together, which results in Michael blowing himself up more than Sloth, Gavin swinging around recklessly until he takes damage and Ryan sending another worm down to immediately kill both of them. Even then, Ryan was not immune to the Idiot Ball and he still managed to do some damage to himself in the process.
    • Jack bunkers one of his worms down for safety rather than try to pass the mines on either side of him. Michael pays him a visit by setting off one of them without taking damage, moving right up to the entrance of his little hole and dropping a grenade on his face.
    • Gavin needs a checklist to himself for this one.
      • The reason he failed to make effective use of his first turn was because he believed Ryan's warnings about time running out, counting down from 5... while he still had 30 seconds.
      • In one turn he wasted two jetpacks in order to collect some money in the most panicky manner possible. He ended his turn by jumping desperately, landing on Michael's head. Because of this, Michael was unable to move in his next turn. He wasn't pleased.
      • Gavin buys two kamikazes by accident and wastes both of them! Special mention goes to the one he attempted to use blasting through an indestructable water bottle. His worm effectively disappears in a puff of smoke. Michael even makes a Call Back to when Gavin did the same thing to a steel girder in an earlier episode.
      • The entire alliance of "Team Nice Dynamite" is a complete shambles as Michael and Gavin constantly compromise or outright attack each other, to even more hilarious effect when they're almost eliminated while Jack and Ryan still have nearly all their worms.
      Gavin: We've been tryin' to be on the same team and all we've done is wipe each other out!
      • With his final worm, Gavin, near a ledge, runs low on time so drops a Grenade right next to Ryan and, attempting to get away, jumps to the ledge side of the grenade - ensuring that his worm goes sailing into the ocean after the explosion. The blast tosses Ryan's worm back onto the ledge and it survives.
    • Michael does a Gavin when trying to take out one of Jack's worms.
      Michael: I tried to blast you off; I got blasted!
    • On Ryan's suggestion, Jack launches a rocket through a pool to blow out the bottom - the objective being to drain the pool onto one of Michael's worms and possibly push it into the Ocean. The plan works perfectly... except for Jack's other worm at the bottom of the hill.
    • Once Jack and Ryan are the only two players left, a title card appears, explaining that the two spent the next fifteen minutes failing to kill a single worm. The footage is still shown.. sped up to 1600x.
  • Worms Revolution Episode 6:
    • Gavin walking his last worm off a ledge at the end of the first game - to the surprise of no one.
      • What really sells it is Geoff's hilariously distinct laugh, even by his standards. Also, there's Ray, who was completely unamused.
      Gavin: (as he prepares to attack Geoff's worm) Hmmmmm.... there's Chocolate Fudgenote ... (Gavin's worm moves a short distance) Let's see... (Gavin's worm moves again and slithers off the edge, everyone else busts out laughing)
      Geoff: HAHAHAHAH!
      Geoff: WOHOHOHO!!
      Ray: Why? Why would you move?
      Michael: He's standing at the door! He's standing at the door like the end of fucking Blair Witch Project!
    • Gavin drops a dynamite on the head of one of Ray's worms near the start of the second round. The resulting double explosion causes Ray's worm to flip in the air and land on top of his attacker. Made even better by the commentary -
    Ray: Plank's coming back for you, bitch.
    • A few turns later, Gavin is controlling his worm on the edge of the map, and tries to jump onto a small ledge with a mine on it without setting off the mine. After Geoff baits him by assuring him he can make the jump, it ends predictably, with Gavin down a worm.
    • During the second round, Michael tries to throw a cluster grenade at one of Geoff's worms just below him. He fails to take into account the wind, tossing it completely across the battlefield and dealing three digit damage to one of Gavin's worms as a result of the fiery chain reaction, along with another of Geoff's.
    • Near the end of the second game, Michael is the only one left with multiple worms, one of which is on the same ledge as Geoff's. Geoff sends a sheep at Michael's worm, but fails to detonate it; instead, it bounces off the wall behind Michael's worm and heads right back towards Geoff's. Instead of eliminating himself from the game, Geoff has no choice but to watch the sheep leap off the ledge into the water.
    • Geoff manages to get another turn after Michael supersheeps Ray, and tries to throw a Holy Hand Grenade at Michael's worm. It bounces off the worm and rolls back toward Geoff's, sending him into the water and winning the game for Michael.
  • Worms Battlegrounds: with a new game comes new fails.
    • Geoff unwittingly using his second move to kamikaze into Ray's. His second move, with a worm that had full health, and used it to commit suicide without even killing Ray's worm. Everyone else burst into laughs and declared him the second Gavin for it.
    • Surprisingly, Gavin is fairly competent at the start of the game. Then he discovers the mortar, and attempts to fire two from the top of the map. However, in an attempt to "account for the wind", he fires them both straight up. Ah, Gav... note 
    • Later, he discovers the "Bovine Blitz" weapon and decides to use it, without knowing how it works.note  He lets the helicopter fly nearly off the screen before dropping a single cow, missing every worm.
    • With one worm that has 16 health, Geoff tries to lower himself to the bottom of the map, but gets stuck on a pixel of land and is shot down by Michael's turret gun. He lives, making it all the way to...
    • The end of the game: Ray has two worms against Geoff's one in sudden death, where the water rises between each turn. One of Ray's worms is at the top of the map, with Geoff's on a rapidly shrinking ledge below him. Ray climbs through a tunnel and tries to parachute onto the small ledge, but the wind blows him into the water.
  • Part 2 of Worms Battlegrounds:
    • Michael's worms are all food puns based on characters from Dragon Ball - whose names are, ironically, food puns themselves. Ryan catches on, while Gavin and Geoff don't, and for a while Michael and Ryan keep referring to Michael's team as "the Snackans".
      • And on Michael's first turn, he attempts to do a bank-shot with his grenade throw - only for the bank to be too shallow, hitting a mine into one of his own worms lower down, blowing it into the water.
    • Gavin misreads "Souls" as "Squis".
    • This conversation is worth a chuckle due to the timing:
    Ryan: (referring to Souls) It's what you put on the bottom of your shoe.
    Gavin: What, souls?
    Ryan: (seeing his worm Peanut Butter get hit) No, Peanut Butter!
  • Part 3 of Worms Battlegrounds:
    • Michael names his worms after his own IMDb credits, with "Cocktail Partier" censored due to the Scunthorpe Problem.
    • Gavin uses a Water Jetpack to drop a Holy Hand Grenade on one of Geoff's worms, only for the water to wash it out of the blast radius. To add insult to stupidity, Gavin is so distracted that he ends up rocketing his worm off the stage. This left him with only one worm with one point of health.
    • Michael climbs up a scenery object to get a better angle, only for the object to start rolling. Despite his panic, he actually manages to stay on top of it, log-roll style for a while, and recovers in time to get two kills, but his frantic behavior the whole turn is hilarious.
    • Geoff, in attempting to use the jetpack for the first time, accidentally jumps on a mine. He manages to walk away from it before it explodes, but at the last second he takes a step back towards it (thinking it was a dud) and into the blast radius. The mine took off exactly how much health the worm had.
    • Gavin, on his next turn after the above incident, flies around the map, collecting 100 health and killing one of Michael's worms with the water jets. It looks like a fairly productive turn, until he gets greedy and tries to set up another kill with a jetpack and banana bomb: he accidentally throws the banana instead of activating the jetpack, which hits a wall and lands right in his face, killing his last remaining worm.
  • Worms Battlegrounds Part 4:
    • Only one thing really needs to be said to give you an idea of how this went: Gavin chose the weapon loadouts.
    • The second round essentially consists of everybody gathering health for their worms while drowning everybody else's to prepare for armageddon, since Gavin gave them virtually no offensive weapons. Once Armageddon finally unlocks the map is wiped out in seconds.
      • When it comes his turn to use Armageddon, Ray flies over to Michael ang Gavin to try and take them out with him. He misses.
    Ray:Team Lads Armageddon!
    • In Part 2, Ryan tries to fly his last worm to the largest piece of land left after the first few Armageddon's but keeps getting stuck on small pieces of leftover terrain, eventually running out of water and drowning

  • The very first VS episode, with Gavin challenging Michael to a Halo: Combat Evolved match, has some pretty hilarious moments:
    • Gavin gets stuck on a jump, and Michael kills him with ease.
    • Both guys yell out "How did that grenade not kill you?" multiple times.
    • The bad spawns.
      • Best one is when Gavin just killed Michael and is bouncing off to another hiding spot. Michael spawns right behind him and immediately executes him at the back of the head.
    • Geoff calling out Gavin for the "strategy" of telling Michael everything he's doing.
    • "Every peek I little pook!"
    • This exchange:
    Geoff: [referring to the score] So what are we at? 19-19?
    Ray: Yeah, it's 19-19. Good year.
    [Geoff and Gavin laugh]
    Geoff: Name one thing that happened in 1919.
    Geoff: that true? I thought it was 1911.
  • The second VS episode ends up a Curb-Stomp Battle for Ryan, the challenger, with 20 kills in Quake 3. His opponent, Michael, has... negative 4.
    Michael: Gavin, this is how a game that you choose should go.
    • The whole opening
      • Michael decides to come "costumed" in preparation for the match. Then he does lunges to warm up. For a PC game.
      Michael: Ryan, you'll be at a disadvantage if you don't stretch.
      Ryan: *gestures at all the crap on top of him since he doesn't have a desk * It'd take me too long to get out of here.
      • Ryan stretches by "grabbing air tits"
      "knead the bread"
    • The ending:
      Ryan: One thing is certain, no one will know who's talking.
      • To clarify, this is after the announcement of the following match, Ryan VS Jack.
  • On the third VS match, Jack and Ryan you know Ryan is done for as soon as Jack announces what they're going to play... Geometry Wars. The look of surprise and apprehension is hilarious. For what it's worth, he does spectacular for his first time playing the game, but, well, Jack was the one who picked the game, so...
  • VS episode 4 (Sega Bass Fishing): Geoff ends up the first challenger to lose... spectacularly.
    • Except for Gavin, due to Early Installment Weirdness.
    • Every time Gavin shouts "FISH!!"
    • The aim is to catch the largest fish. At one point, Jack, who's already caught an 11-pound fish, gets a small fish on his line and tries to shake it off his line. It doesn't work:
      Ryan: Jack just caught a fish against his will.
    • Every subsequent episode (until 10), Geoff mentions that Jack "barely eked out a victory".
  • VS episode 5: Ray challenges Jack to a match of Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. It goes hilariously:
    • Ray's introduction of his game of choice. Michael declares that "he's a showman!" As well, the look on Jack's face when he realizes what he's playing.
    • Ray has Bubbles summon Fuzzy Lumpkins, who starts shooting at Jack's character, Captain Planet. When he gets his, Jack exclaims "Welp, I'm steak. This seems unfair."
    • Gavin: "It's Deedee!" For every Dexter's Laboratory character but Deedee.
      • And then, when it actually is Deedee: "No, that's Mandark!"
    • Throughout the game, pits will open up in the floor that the player must avoid. At one point, Jack uses a special move to summon massive tornadoes, pillars of fire, etc. Ray moves out of the way, and the floor opens up right below Jack, who slowly descends to his death while happy rainbows and hearts mark where he dies like a tombstone.
      • This was the second time that Jack had attempted that special move. The first time, when Ray moved out of the way, Jack killed himself on principle.
    • The game ends as another Curb-Stomp Battle. Jack dies 16 times; Ray, zero.
  • VS episode 6 has Ray defend his title from Michael, while Michael is setting up the match Ray checks his Xbox message.
    Ray: "IT5aTrAP AckBAR" says penis.
  • VS episode 7 has Gavin once again proving Too Dumb to Live by challenging Ray to Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Which Ray has Prestiged six times in. And Gavin has never played. It ends closer than expected, but predictably.
    • When Gavin starts killing Ray, he proceeds to teabag his dead body, telling him to "suck his balls", "suck his butt" and, at one point, "suck my... back."
    • Gavin is almost in disbelief that he is losing, the others ridicule him for it.
      Ray: Why'd you pick this?
      Geoff: He's Prestiged six times in this game!
      Michael: He's the Black Ops guy! It's like, he's great at everything but that's Bla- it's like, everyone knows he's Black Ops!
    • Immediately followed by:
      Gavin: But who's good at throwing a bloody axe in a shooting game?
      Ray: Puerto Ricans!
  • VS episode 9 has Jack vs. Ray on Mortal Kombat II. Loser has to use the brand new Pizza Hut app to order everyone pizza. Ray loses.
    • In the second match, Gavin and Michael keep pointing out the Liu Kang (Jack) keeps shooting Jax (Ray) in the balls.
      • And at the end of that match, Jack apparently blocks Ray for his "Finish Him" move.
    • At the end, when Ray is ordering the pizza, they put in, for a special request, to either draw on the box the Rooster Teeth logo or a wizard casting a spell. They didn't do it.
  • VS episode 13: Gavin challenges Ray to London 2012 Olympics. They start off with archery where Gavin desecrates MARK NUTT's reputation, then Ray gets three straight tens.
    Gavin: After the Olympics Mark Nutt went to the booze.
    • Then they compete in triple jump. In six attempts, Gavin fails all six times.
    • As they're waiting for the first event to load, Gavin gets a big Oh, Crap moment.
      Ray: Y'know, after we played this game, I got all the achievements.
      Gavin: You got all the achievements?
      Ray: I got all the achievements in this game.
      Michael: You're going to get your ass—
  • VS episode 14 and the comedy of errors Ryan pulls off while playing Worms Ultimate Mayhem, including falling off a building, accidentally firing his sniper rifle while jumping to get a better shot and his poor aim with the Sheep.
    • What makes this funnier is that Ray doesn't know how to control the game with a mouse and keyboard and it was the first time he played the game!
  • VS episode 15: Jack challenges the local arcade's crane game. Ray wins two with one claw.
  • VS episode 16: Geoff challenging Ray to Gorilla Flash that alone is hilarious.
    • At the end, when Geoff beats Ray, he tells Ray to take the belt off, but Ray had it off the entire time. Geoff ends up getting up, grabbing the belt and 'giving it to Ray just so he can take it off!
  • VS episode 18: Michael and Gavin play Marble Blast Ultra, and aside from talking about balls throughout the video, they find that they can customize them - and pick the exact same coloration out of 35 options.
  • VS episode 19: Ryan, in his game reveal, slaps a game case of Soul Calibur V on his chest and asks him to open it. He does and reveals that it's actually Top Spin 2.
  • VS episode 20: When Jack unveils Doom 2, Team Lads start jumping around for joy. Then, Gavin smashes his knee on the desk and he drops to the ground in pain.
  • VS episode 24: Gavin gets so into unveiling Guitar Hero 2 that he ends up spiking the case on the floor, breaking it.
  • VS episode 25: Ryan ambushes Gavin in the intro by having the rest of the AH crew call him into the office, then throwing the belt at his head ("VERSUS!") the second he opens the door.
    • The actual gameplay itself counts as well, if only for the team's bafflement at a game with only two buttons (Divekick) being so surprisingly strategic.
  • VS episode 29: Michael challenges Ray to a game of Hole in the Wall. As Ray puts it:
    Ray: It's a Behind the Scenes. It's like a two for one... and a GameFail note 
    • Geoff's sign off.
    Geoff: Tune in next week when we don't play Kinect!
  • VS episode 30: Gavin challenges Michael to GTA 4 Chopper vs. Chopper where we have a hilarious moment where Gavin ditches his motorcycle and just starts running from Michael on foot and manages to avoid him and find a car.
    • Gavin eventually gives up on all strategy while chasing Michael and literally flies into Michael, sliding along the ground and killing him.
  • VS episode 31: Ryan challenges Michael to a dogfight in GTA V. This, however, proves easier said than done: every time the guys try to steal jets from the military base, they either fail to make the jump in, get blown up in the base, or escape with the jet but get blown up later. In the end, they decide to decide the winner by one match of arm wrestling, which challenger Ryan wins.
    • The intro, in which Gavin squeezes Ray's water bottle while he's drinking from it, spraying the contents all over Ray. He remains stoically professional.
    • Halfway through, Geoff decides to join in, making the jump and just driving around. As he does, Michael makes another attempt to steal the jet and, in his panic, flips his plane around and dumps out his character. The scene flips to Geoff, who watches Michael's character hit the ground.
  • VS episode 35 starts with Michael declaring they were going to play Pokémon X and Y and it looked like Ray was following through and as the title comes up, Michael declares that it's boring and showing off the real game, Starwhal.
  • VS episode 39 gets Down to the Last Play between Gavin and Geoff in, with them each winning one of the first two rounds. The third and final round has them neck-and-neck the entire time, the entire thing getting tense as hell, with Geoff being focused and silent while Gavin is freaking out. What makes this so funny is that they're playing QWOP of all games.
    • At the end, Geoff barely wins by about a meter, and his reaction as he yells at Gavin almost sounds like he's having flashbacks to being in the military.
    Geoff: " GIVE ME MY BELT!"
    • Even more hilarious is the fact that his yelling causes his voice to sound all cracked when he mentions the challenger for the next episode and the episode ending with Gavin sounding just the same as Geoff.
  • VS episode 42 has Gavin challenge Michael to Hidden in Plain Sight where you don't know who you are or who your opponent is. While Gavin is able to sniff out Michael fairly frequently, he also pulled off such brilliant stunts as
    • Round 2: Gavin hovers over a character and says "Who's this next to me?" Cue a dead Gavin.
    • Round 4: Shoots a random opponent 2 seconds into the match with his only bullet. Michael just runs across the screen.
    • Round 6: Gets about 2/3 of the way across the screen stealthily and starts sprinting the remaining distance with enough time for Michael to gun him down.
      Michael: I feel like you bested me almost every round and you gave me every round I won.note 
    • A minor but still very amusing scene is at the beginning. Normally, the game reveal is accompanied by lots of cheering and screaming. When Gavin announced Hidden in Plain Sight, everyone is just puzzled and looking at each other as if to ask "What the hell is that?"
  • VS episode 45, rather than challenging Gavin to a video game, Geoff happens to have a pair of Nerf pistols, and challenges Gavin to an old fashioned duel. 5 paces, first to three. It gets cut down to first to one because the two are such poor shots.
  • VS episode 49, Gavin has an Oh, Crap look on his face when Lindsay challenges him to a game of "Catlateral Damage". And still wins.
    • Not only does Gavin win, he crushes Lindsay, beating her by over 100,000 points!
  • VS episode 52 (Reset) takes the AH crew out go-karting. During the race proper, Gavin manages to dislodge his helmet-cam, causing it to point downwards into his lap for the entirety of the video. Every time Gavin's footage is shown, the text in the upper-right of the screen denoting the racer's position simply reads "?/7".
    • At the very start of the race, as the team waits for the flag, a few words are exchanged between Jack (winner of the qualifier round) and Team Nice Dynamite:
      Gavin: "Hey, Jack!"
      Jack: "Hey, what?"
      Gavin: "You suck!"
      Jack: "YOU suck!"
      Michael: "Jack, if you win, I'm quitting."
      Jack (cheerfully): "Alright!"
  • VS episode 55 has Michael and Gavin play UNO on Xbox Live Arcade. The winner of the match? Yellow Player, due to the fact that an Xbox Live player randomly pops up in the middle of one match, which ends up allowing the CPU to win and give Michael the win due to the fact that he had more points than Gavin!
  • VS episode 57 has Michael and Lindsay fight in Dead or Alive 4. After Lindsay comes from behind and wins her first championship, she makes Michael remove his shirt (which was a "wife beater") and replace it with a Pink Ranger t-shirt.
  • VS episode 58 has Lindsay retaining the belt for the second week. However she's left it at her desk and has to leave to go get it. For some reason Ryan tries to get everyone else to be quiet until she comes back.
  • VS episode 59 has Jack making his first round in "Cat-A-Pault" and somehow causing the computer's recording program to pull an EXTREME CLOSE UP!, forcing "Technical Difficulties" to happen again.
  • VS episode 61 has a face-off in Conker Live And Reloaded. Unfortunately the map they choose mean that Ryan and Michael are stuck on opposite ends of the map, unable to come into contact with each other.
  • VS episode 62 has their first match involving the PlayStation 4. Ray can't help but to gaze at the PS4 controller in total awe.
    • As Ryan and Gavin are fighting in Super Pole Fighters, they start referring to their poles as dildos and they start singing "Everyone was Dildo Fighting~!"
  • VS episode 64 - Ray's face as the champion is a picture when Lindsay as challenge reveals her game choice: JEOPARDY!
  • VS episode 65 - Ray vs Geoff in Speedrunner!
    • Ryan's countdown before the first round.
    Ryan: (3) Ready, (2) set, (1) ...almost... (GO!) go!
  • VS episode 68 - Michael vs Ryan!
    • During the game reveal the Clouds incident is brought up again, which results in the same "The rule was never stated!" argument from Ryan. Geoff holds up his hand in an attempt to cut off the bickering before it continues further, Ray high-fives him.
    • The game (Don't Break the Ice!) heats up so much that after one of his later moves actually works, Ryan throws his little plastic hammer across the room in excitement.
  • VS episode 69 is Ray vs. Ryan. Problem is, this completely skips over Gavin vs. Ryan, next in the sequence. To remedy this, VS #70 is the Gavin/Ryan episode, with Geoff providing black-and-white opening narration explaining the error as the result of a time paradox.
  • VS episode 71 is played in a browser-based game called Apple Shooter. Lindsay and Ray tie twice, so it goes to a tierbreaker-break: using the Nerf pistols to be the first to shoot the orange balanced on Gavin's head.
  • VS episode 73 returns them to where Achievement Hunter all started with Burnout Paradise with Jack cremating Geoff by quadruple the points.
    • During the video, Gavin bets $10,000 that Geoff can overtake Jack. When it looks like Geoff just MIGHT, Gavin actually has a major Oh, Crap look on his face from it.
      • Geoff tries to implement Loophole Abuse:
        Geoff: Jack, I will give you $2000 to take my run.
        Jack: You got it.
        (Everyone Laughs)
  • VS episode 75: Michael vs Ryan
    • The game is basically Fruit Ninja with Mutant Turtles skins on top using the Kinect. It is glorious to behold.
    • Ryan alternates between not really giving much of a damn and really getting into it when it's his turn.
    • Part of Michael's special outfit for the game includes a reversible vest that is white on one side and red on the other. Towards the end Ryan discovers when he tries to rip it off in victory that it's actually two vests to his slight bafflement.
  • VS episode 77: Gavin vs. Ray
    • At the very end, as Geoff is ready to reveal that Ray's opponent is Lindsay, things get really awkward as Gavin shows himself to be a poor sport after losing.
  • VS episode 88: Lindsay vs. Ryan
    • Just the premise of this vs is ridiculous. Lindsay is Blindfolded and tasked with eating 3 broken chips and determine which is a mix of Pringles and Stax.
      • Keep in mind, this was based off a conversation that Lindsay was never involved in!
  • VS episode 89: Ryan vs. Michael
    • Ryan comments on how he didn't think he was going to win last week because he could tell the difference.
  • VS episode 90: Ryan vs. Gavin
    • Gavin challenges Ryan to a game of Doggie Doo. It takes all 7 Achievement Hunters almost 10 minutes just to figure out how to play!
    • Michael assaulting Gavin with the "Dog treats" (which is yellow putty). The pure look of terror on his face is priceless.
      • Michael attacks him again after beating Ryan by hitting him in the eye. As Gavin tries to regain himself, Michael hits him in the other eye.
    • Due to the way Geoff put the stickers on the dice, Ryan can roll everything but numbers.

  • In the second episode, Gavin breaks an entire shelf of the game bookcase while scrambling to grab a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV.
    Ray: "I put those in alphabetical order, you fuck!"
    • What makes this even better is that there was already a copy of the game on his desk, meaning that he had broken the shelf for nothing.
    • There's also the lampshading of Ray's Memetic Badass status
    Jack: "So Ray says, 'I got it,' but that doesn't actually mean he got it."
    Ryan: "Just like when Ray says, 'I'm about to die' it actually means, 'I'm about to kill everyone.'"
    Michael: "That is true. That's classic Ray."
    • Geoff misleads the entire group by falsely hinting that the swingset where the famous swingset glitch is usually done on is found on "the main island". Cue everyone else driving around Algonquin for a few minutes not finding any swings.
  • In episode 3, about 2 minutes into the race for first to get an Achievement, the video points out that Gavin already got an achievement that day but Gavin doesn't notice - and instead spends the rest of the video assuming he must've played the game at some point in the past. It was later discovered that he had disabled notifications but even then, he still didn't know. In the end it doesn't matter, because he got another achievement in the same game before anyone caught up.
    • Ray's meltdown (thanks in part to Geoff telling him to use the "BrownMan" account) thanks to the fact that "[he had] achievements in everything!"
      • Speaking of the Geoff part, Ray has the best Oh, Crap face after being told this.
  • In episode 9, Jack is close to catching a fish in Sega Bass Fishing to win this week, but then his screen switches from his Xbox 360 to the Xbox One. He initially thinks that the 360 crashed, but then he realizes that he's looking at the wrong console's dashboard. Gavin is smiling at the camera during the whole moment holding the remote control for Jack's monitor. After switching back to the right console's screen, it's revealed that Jack managed to catch his fish anyway.
  • In episode 11, the goal is to unlock an achievement in any game using a non-standard controller. Gavin flails and runs about for quite some time before returning with a Guitar Hero controller...and using it to play Mortal Kombat.
  • After Gavin wins episode 12 and places his sticker on the board, Michael points out that since the scores are so close together now (3,3,2,2,2), Geoff could potentially be paying for pizza party after pizza party as they each reach 5 stickers one after the other. "It's gonna be a Pizzapalooza!" As he says this, Geoff just pauses awkwardly next to him, adopting a look that just screams "Did Not Think This Through".
    Geoff: "...Huh. Maybe after someone gets a pizza party-"
    Michael: "No, shut up."
  • In episode 14, Ray screws over Ryan by saying that Ryan could just skip the Xbox Live update because he's only playing single player. Ryan is then brought back to the dashboard. Ray's next line makes it utterly hilarious:
    Ryan: "I cancelled and it kicked me back to the dashboard!"
    Ray: "Ha ha! It was all a ruse!"
    Ryan: "You son of a bitch!"
  • Episode 17, Ray wins the challenge and gets a pizza party. Geoff states that Ray can bring one friend. We cut to the pizza and learn he picked Kerry. Lindsay swings her camera to show the "Loser Table" where everyone else is eating pizza and shooting daggers at the winner (except Ryan, who is licking his plate for reasons that presumably made sense to him).
  • Episode 20 sees Ryan deciding to have little fun with Jack after stealing Gavin's remote from Episode 9.
    Ryan: (reaches over his equipment, takes aim at Jack's set-up and switches the channel)
    Jack: "What the-? Gavin!"
    Gavin: (turns around, confused) "What?"
    (Geoff starts laughing.)
    Jack: "Stop using your bullshit remote!"
    (Geoff sees Ryan's face and laughs harder.)
    Jack: "Who did?" (switches back to the game) "Oh, and now I've sunk the fucking boat! Goddammit, who the fuck was that?"
    (At this point, Geoff's laughing is quickly getting into hysterical territory.)
    Jack: (finally catching on) "Ryan, you son of a bitch!"
    Geoff: "That was awesome..."
    Ryan: "Everything about that was worth it."
  • Episode 24 requires the Hunters to open three chests in three different games.
    • This quote when the conversation turns to Caleb and Michael asks if Geoff has apologised to him yet.
    Geoff: "You don't apologise to a doormat!"
    • Then he whispers to the camera that he loves Caleb and winks at it, causing Lindsay to comment how weird it is for her behind the camera.
    • Ray leaves the office at one point and on his way back to the office feels the need to do a powerslide before entering.
    • Gavin and Ryan downloading their free Hitman download halfway through the round.
    • Ryan suggests opening a 'chest' in Surgeon Simulator 2013. Geoff speculates that his week off was probably spent going on a murder spree instead of the beach like a 'normal person'.
      Geoff: "I'm gonna head to Thailand. Watch the news guys. 32 people stabbed in China..."
    • Gavin produces a novelty Minecraft chest in real life. Geoff allows it... for a second.
      • Then, Ryan tries to steal it.
  • Episode 28:
    • The challenge is to kill a Hunter and a Brute with only one of those coming from a Halo game. Ryan, Ray, and Michael knock off a brute in Halo before, erm, hunting for Hunters in Left 4 Dead (or in Michael's case: Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City), while Jack and Gav dive straight into Left 4 Dead. It takes so long for anyone not in Halo to find and kill a Hunter that when Jack manages to shoot one, Michael thinks he's won the episode, when in fact he still has to get the Brute in Halo. His exasperation is priceless.
    • After winning, Gavin runs around the room in circles a few times before putting his sticker on the wall.
  • Episode 29 is won by Gavin simply because everyone else chose South Park: The Stick of Truth and got hit by a game update.
  • Episode 31 opens on a slightly blurry shot of Ryan spinning around in his chair and making a 'ta-da!' motion with his hands.
    • Later Geoff tells them they can 'Google' for games with what they're looking for in them... then changes his mind. So Ryan uses AltaVista instead.
    • Not a good session for the tech as first Geoff's mic dies (leaving him only audible over everyone else's background noise) and then... Ryan loses his footage. Again.
    • At the end, Ray won again and received his second pizza party, becoming a back-to-back champion. The following end clip shows Geoff in the office throwing Ray an ice-cold slice of pizza on Ray's desk.
    • This is where we'd put Ryan's footage, IF WE HAD ANY!
  • Episode 33's challenge: killing the Village People's characters from the "YMCA" video.
    • Ray's attempt at Loophole Abuse: "Hey, Geoff, if I play 'Toy Story 3' and I'm Woody and I kill myself, does that count?"
      • And then we get a series of lines that can only happen in this type of video: "What if I'm Buzz Lightyear and I kill Woody?" "Yeah, that'd count." "Kill that bitch dead!"
      • "Tim Allen doesn't fuck around."
    • During Gavin's attempt to kill a cowboy, the cowboy falls over for no real reason before Gavin shoots him.
  • Episode 34 has the crew trying to take the best selfie in GTA V.
    • The mystery of Gavin's eternally open mouth is solved! His mood is set to 'Stressed'.
    • Ray climbs on top of a structure at the docks, looks out across the horizon and asks himself:
    Ray: ... Why did I climb up here?
    • Ryan's attempt to blow up a pile-up of cars hits a snag when he runs out of gasoline/petrol. He then decides to try and use a grenade...
    Ryan: Okay, let's see if I can do it with a grenade... (pulls the pin)
    Geoff: You're going to have to be fast.
    Ryan: Yeah, I... oh shit, I'm still holding it!
    (throws the grenade from him, it explodes and still kills him)
    Jack: Aaand Ryan's dead.
  • Episode 35 has Geoff asking the others for the best campaign score in Halo 3.
    • There are only four copies of the game, so someone will not be able to take part. The final copy is thrown between Michael and Ray. Michael doesn't even try to go for it.
    • Ryan discovers that friendly fire is on when he manages to melee Ray in the back of the head when he gets too close.
    • Ryan on reloading:
    Ryan: "I finally found how to reload. It was right bumper like everyone was saying, but I didn't believe them."
  • Episode 37 puts each of the guys in different corners of the map on GTA V, first one to get three kills wins.
    • Michael decides to steal a jet from Fort Zancudo, but gets caught on the wing of a jet when he tries to board one and gets blown up by a tank. Then he spawns on the highway and gets run over by a truck. He attempts to steal it... without realizing that it was a military truck. He then gets flattened again, tries to hijack another car to get away, and gets shot to death. This is before anyone even gets their first kill, mind you.
    • Later on, Gavin suicide-bombs Michael with a crop duster, except the game registers it as Michael killing Gavin, giving Michael an early lead.
  • Episode 38 has a sudden random camera switch to Jack making an overly happy face while Geoff is setting up to tell them what their task is. Funny because of how totally random it is.
  • Episode 43's task is to win $1000 gambling/betting.
    • Gavin asks if he can shoot a slot machine and collect the money.
      Geoff: "No, that's not gambling that's adrenaline."
    • Ryan brings out the schemer and ropes in Jack and Gavin to do an online race so Ray won't win this round.
  • Episode 48's challenge is to get scores using 2 golfing games from double bogey to a hole-in-one in that order. Halfway through, Gavin gives up and decides to go for "the distraction technique." He then takes a golf club and starts hitting bean bags and other assorted junk at everyone in the room. And hits Kdin.
  • Episode 49's build up has Geoff trying to get the others to say Keith David's name. As soon as they do he calls "GO!" and Michael has to actually ask him what the challenge is meant to be.
  • Episode 50 has 5 different challenges but only one is real.
    • Gavin loses his footage and captions are substituted.
      (after talking about using Elgatos to catch console footage) "Gavin lost his footage. I assume he's watching men's figure skating."
      (Gavin starts getting excited) "The rink is heating up!"
      (Random cut back to Gavin's pov) "Gavin sucks"
    • At the end Ray does a leaping roll onto the sofa and his momentum cracks the wall behind it.
  • Episode 52 - One Year Go-niversary!
    • Jack's turn to lose footage.
      (initial on-screen caption) "Guess who lost their footage?"
      (as Jack comments on GTA updating) "Is it Jack? Is it?"
      (Jack assures Geoff that he's in GTA IV despite it looking like he's in Destiny) "It looks like you're doing Jack shit"
      (Jack is looking for the swingset) "Footage? Where are you?"
      (Jack finds the swingset) "Are you serious? You're the one who found it... Sigh"
      (Jack wins) "I hate you"
    • Ray has to download updates for a Dorito game. He guesses he's downloading the Cool Ranch DLC.
    • Gavin steals and hides all the copies of GTA IV. He later confesses he 'had an accident' with them. Ryan turns his Xbox off in retaliation.
    • Ryan starts bouncing in his chair for "something to do" while he's waiting for GTA IV to load.
      • Then he persuades Kdin to film him close up before he lunges at him like a dog.
      • Gavin also screams at the camera once. The cameraperson does a pratfall and we see all of that POV.
    • Michael leaves the room to ask Kerry which island he should check for the playpark. Kerry doesn't remember either.
      • He puts in on-screen text in the video to apologise for it.
    • Guess what? Geoff still doesn't know where the swingset is and looks it up after setting them the Go! task. He even runs across the video of him looking for it the last time
      Geoff: This is very Meta
  • Episode 53 - Geoff gives in and lets them play Destiny and look for a Legendary Engram.
    • Jack has no footage again. The captions are very snarky.
      (initial on-screen caption) "Sigh. Guess what?"
      (when Jack tells Gavin in's in the cave of joy) "Are you?"
    • Michael and Gavin have a conversation about Gavin attempting to put a spanner into the works by multiplayering with Ryan and Jack. Michael says Gavin will never win this one but he's wrong.
  • Episode 54 asks them to get a kill on Earth, Venus, Mercury and the Moon in Destiny.
    • It begins with a talk about 'global wobble' and how the moon is not a planet.
    • When Ryan wins he places his sticker then does a little bouncy celebration that Geoff misses.
      Ryan: "The best part of winning is knowing that you all lost!"
  • Episode 55 is to make the scariest character they can in a character creation.
    • The winner decided by a secret vote, so Ryan tries to appeal to the others.
      Ryan: (in an undertone) "Guys, if you vote for me right now, we don't need to play anything!"
      Geoff: "Oh shut up."
      Jack: "Or me."
      Ryan: (in the same undertone) "I had the idea first!"
    • They're all having far too much fun with this challenge. At one point Geoff says he's scared to look at what Ryan doing, Ryan says that means he's doing it right.
    • Gavin spends a lot of time on the face of his and turns his character round for a dramatic reveal. The reveal causes Geoff to laugh quite hard.
  • Episode 56's winner is the first to complete the last level of Halo 3.
    • When Geoff says he thinks Jack might in first place Gavin asks if they took the shortcut. Cue an instant chorus of "There's a shortcut?!" from the others.
    • Ryan's tired because he was up until 2:30am waiting for his wife to get home the previous night. When he's asked why he didn't just go to bed he shows how tired he is.
      Ryan: "Because I actually like my sibling... err, I mean my spouse."
      (the others laugh)
      Geoff: "Ryan, I know you're from Georgia but come on buddy."
    • Jack wins and gets his 'pizza party' - a print-out of a black and white picture of a pizza which he proceeds to crumple up and chew on. Ryan asks for a bit, is given a bit of the paper and takes a bite, with someone off-camera dabbing at his mouth corner with a tissue afterwards.

    Achievement HORSE/PIG/HUNT 
  • Halo HORSE #128, a first-round tournament match, comes down to one final map between Joel and Geoff - a soccer match where each player controls a Mantis. The game ends when Geoff scores on his own goal, sending Joel on to the next round and marking the 3rd straight first-round knockout for Geoff.
  • Trials PIG #69: During the first map, a Seifire map, Gavin gives up entirely and plays Minecraft for five minutes.
  • The commentary for Halo HORSE #140, a semifinal tournament match between Miles and Joel. There are two separate commentary tracks, Miles' and Joel's... and they play at the same time. If you're wearing headphones, Miles' plays in one ear, while Joel's plays in the other. And they switch ears mid-video. Twice.
  • Episode 14 of HUNT begins with Ryan taking some kind of accent "so people can tell who I am!" He starts off with a very British accent but then slowly morphs into Australian. It comes to the point where even he doesn't know what accent he's doing. You can hear everyone cracking up in the background. The YouTube comments include such gems as "Ryan ate Gavin!"
    Ryan: "I may have lost the game, but I feel I've won the commentary."
  • Episode 35 of HUNT consists of Michael and Gavin throwing an apple back-and-forth at each other's crotches. It all culminates with Michael nailing Gavin square in the sack with an ORANGE.
  • HUNT Episode 43: Most of what Geoff says, but especially his incredulous reaction to the fact that Trials Files didn't come out the previous week.

    Rage Quit 
  • Michael's Rage Quit series in one in itself, but special mention goes to The Impossible Game Level Pack.
    • The Impossible Game Level Pack also gives birth to one of Michael's most famous lines.
    Michael: "Swiss FUCKING CHEESE!"
  • In The Unfair Platformer, we get a hint as to what happens behind the scenes of Michael's rage quits.
    Michael: "What the fuck are you laughing at, Gavin? Edit the fucking video!"
    • Apparently, Gavin did actually edit the video, like Michael told him to, so we never heard him laughing.
  • Seeing Michael rage in his Rage Quit shows are usually funny in and out of themselves, but probably one of the most hilarious Rage Quit's is the Turok one. After the references to a couple movies, near the end, something unbelievable happens. As Michael aims his bow at the T-rex, who is across the map, mind you, the scene plays where the T-Rex eats him.
    • Michael describing the annoying strategy the T-rex has.
    Michael: *in a really nerdy voice* NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! I'm gonna eat you now.
  • Pretty much all of "Rage Quit: Duke Nukem Forever", but special mention goes to:
    Michael: All right, Duke. Put the fuckin' thing in the hole, just like we learned in health class. From, like, the only hot teacher in the school. Except for the gym teacher, who had a very handsome mustache.
  • The entirety of Michael's Rage Quit of "No Luca No".
  • Rage Quit: Cassie's Animal Sounds
    Michael: Fucking beautiful. What the fuck is she doing?
  • Michael's rants during Mirror's Edge.
    Michael: (trying unsuccessfully to somersault under some pipes) Look at her. Look at her slide. Look at her slide under the pipes like a fucking ninja, she is!
    (Jump cut to her holding onto the edge of a structure, but not climbing up)
    Michael: [Beat] ...GO UP!!!!
  • When Michael finds the checkpoint, it's on top of a building, and the only way to get up there was on a different building... that he jumped off near the beginning of the video.
    Michael: Is there a fucking access ladder I can use somewhere? An emergency stairwell? A fucking elevator? A helicopter? A BAT JET?! HOW THE FUCK DO I GET UP THERE?!
    Michael: [later in the video] Give me a fucking trampoline! A fucking bouncy castle, for fuck's sake!
    • And the little gem when Michael rage quits it, and the game's still running.
    Gavin: Try the other side—
    Michael: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
  • Any rage quit with both Michael and Gavin.
  • Rage Quit: QWOP Michael vs. Gavin. It has to be seen to be believed, and the moment where Michael and Gavin realize they're running on the same track is arguably the funniest Rage Quit moment of all time.
  • Rage Quit: Surgeon Simulator 2013. Michael and Gavin plus a hospital setting equals hilarity:
    • Gavin's constant failing at the controls, throwing surgical tools and body parts alike off the table, or into the patient's chest cavity. Early on, Gavin is holding a cloth, and throws it across a table, where it lands nearly offscreen. The only problem: in the process, he swept the cloth across the heart on the table.
      Michael: WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEART?! You th— It's gone!
      Gavin: It's like a magic trick!
      Michael: Well, it's on the fucking floor now. I don't think the five-second rule applies.
    • When he does manage to successfully grab a tool, he tends to overuse it, with deadly results.
      Gavin: Got it (a hammer)! (drags the hammer across the patient's face, causing blood loss) AAH!! AAH!!
      Michael: Oh, you hit him in the face! Gavin! You just fuckin'... cracked his brain! He needs brain surgery now, dude.
      Gavin: ...Hold on, okay, we got it. (completely destroys the patient's chest cavity with the hammer, causing massive blood loss and death) OHHHHH!!!
      Michael: JESUS CHRIST, MAN! What are you doing?
      Gavin: We've lost a lung!
      Michael: We've lost everything!
    • Sometimes he grabs something else. For instance, when Gavin grabbed a clipboard instead of a tool:
      Michael: You gonna write him a note!? "I owe you one new heart."
    • Or he misuses the tool entirely:
      Gavin: (holding a bone saw) All right, there wa... get the... (accidentally kills patient)
      Michael: Did you just stab them in the face?
      Gavin: (laughing hysterically) I think I slit his throat by accident! I severed the... I went straight for the jugular!
      Michael: You're like the fucking Angel of Death!
    • And finally, at the very end, Michael and Gavin have been careful in trying to do everything right, but the patient is losing blood quickly. Gavin carefully grabs the replacement heart... and flings it across the room, offscreen.
      Michael: Okay, don't... okay, go over it... lower your hand...
      Gavin: Yep, have we got it? All right.
      Michael: You got the heart... (Gavin flings the heart offscreen)
      Gavin: NO! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
      Michael: GAVIN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?
      Gavin: Oh, where did it go? Where'd it go?
      Michael: You threw it against the wall like a wet paper towel!
  • His Rage Quit of Uproar!. The first game to quit on him!
    Michael: You jab with your right and hook with your left, you idiot! [game crashes] Y— WHAT?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! I just cannot, er, abh, I just fucking contacted the creator right now, it's a piece of shit and... fuck you. I couldn't even quit this. The fucking game QUIT ME! I GOT A CODE 4! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CODE 4?!
  • Rage Quit - Aircraft RC shows why Michael should never fly a real RC airplane.
    • Him messing with the initial options.
    Michael: [fiddles with the volume knob] Got the music volume here. Gonna blast this fucking shit up like Skrillex! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUUUUB!
    • The ending:
    Michael: Mark me as "MIA" because I went out to fly a plane and I never came back because I got stuck on A PIECE OF FUCKING WOOD!
  • A real gem was Rage Quit: Serious Sam Double D XXL, where Gavin causes Michael a significant amount of trouble, as usual.
    Gavin: Instead of walking, I'm gonna be a wheel, look at this. [Gavin moves his control stick in circles, causing his character to twirl his arms around in circles while making whooshing noises]
    • And another part where they had to ride on top of giant ants or whatever to get down a shaft.
    Gavin: Michael, Michael, I'm scared of the bugs. I'm scared of the bugs... [Jump cut to Gavin on top of the ants] I'm gonna do what's called a—
    Michael: Hurry the fuck up and get down here, that's what it's called! Let's go!
    Gavin: Can I crouch?
    Michael: Yes, press down. [Gavin falls down the shaft and under Michael's character]
    Gavin: Oh!
    Michael: [Crouching against Gavin's face] Look, that's how you crouch. I'm gonna fucking stuff my nuts in your mouth.
    Michael: He looks like James Earl Jones.
    Gavin: Like Randy Newman's brother...
    • During that time, they buy new ammunition and comment on how there's only one money account, wondering why they both can't have their own, leading to this little gem:
    Gavin: Did I spend my money or your money? Do we have a joined account? And do I get half of it in the divorce?
    • After getting some new guns and killing some monsters, they go back to the gun salesman, and Michael complains about Gavin buying too many air buffers.
    Michael: Can we just rob this motherfucker?
    Gavin: Oh, it's $50! I'm gonna buy another air buffer!
    Michael: We don't need another air buffer!
    Gavin: We need air buffers. We're gonna have buff—
    Michael: We have three buffs now. You're gonna fucking buff me after this video!
    Gavin: [Laughs]
    • And during the boss fight, a giant beetle, they both get killed by it due to the bullets bouncing off its shell. They later figure out that when it flaps its wings, it exposes soft flesh under the wings. Michael promptly tells Gavin where to shoot.
    Michael: You have to shoot it in the asshole, where's your fucking stupid heart?! [Gavin gets killed and switch to loading screen]
    Gavin: [As he shoots at the Beetle's weak point] I'm shooting his bum!
    • Later, Michael dies against it, and Gavin manages to kill it by himself, which would be pretty awesome if not for what happens next.
    Michael: [Gavin, with only a sliver of health left, kills the boss] Fucking finally, Jesus fucking Christ— [Gavin walks into one of the [[Mooks]] that the boss was spawning and dies] GOD DAMN IT, GAVIN!!! You killed him, and then fucking died from a monkey!!
    Gavin: Where were you?!
    Michael: I was dead for like four minutes! You never picked me up!
  • And then we have Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition (Part 1). It starts with Gavin throwing everything on the desk into disarray in the start menu and Michael forgetting how to control the hand's fingers and being unable to properly grab anything. And the watch falling off. All within the first minute of the video. It only gets better from there.
    • Gavin and Michael discovering the wonder of the surgical laser. Every time they grab it, they tend to do more damage than they need and let the laser go flailing afterwards.
    Michael: What is this? We just yanked something!
    Gavin: Bloody laser cutter!
    Michael: IT'S A LASER BEAM!
    • Anytime they accidentally get themselves high.
      • The first time they accidentally stab themselves with the needle, Gavin immediately starts scrambling for the bottle on the table, hysterically shouting, "I WANT THE ORANGE BURST. GIVE ME THE ORANGE BURST."
    • At one point, their surgical laser attempt gets them to free the patient's guts and their attempt to stop the bleeding by using the needle ends up getting them high... and using the other needle ends up speeding up the bleeding!
    • Gavin's attempt to cut something always ends up with his hand flailing around.
    Michael: You cut like a three-year-old draws.
    • Special mention goes to Gavin for briefly rage quitting at Michael (for the first time in a Rage Quit episode) when they're arguing about whether they have to take out the old kidneys when they're putting in the new ones.
    Michael: All you need to do is bump the other ones into place. I don't know why you keep trying to fucking take the old one out!
    Gavin: Well, it's not a transplant then if you leave the other one in...
    Michael: WHO GIVES A SHIT?! Do we put all the other parts back inside him?!
    Michael: This is how surgery works! You think they take your fucking heart out when you get a heart transplant? They just push it to the side and fucking give you a new one! No one fucking goes through all that!
    Gavin: ...You're a damn idiot.
    • Their first attempts at brain surgery. Their first attempt ends with slamming an axe into the guy's neck. The second attempt has them kill the person with the drill. And both attempts end with the guy dead in under 30 seconds.
      Michael: Holy SHIT! JESUS!!! Holy crap! He looks like Tyrion Lannister! You fucking cut his face off! WHAT HAPPENED?! DID YOU KILL HIM?!
      Gavin: I might've damaged him, but...
      Michael: You killed him.
      Gavin: "Brutal murder"!
      Michael: You killed him in 27 fucking seconds!
      Gavin: Let's try that one again.
      Michael: Don't hit him in the side of the head with a fucking battleaxe!
      Gavin: What's it there for?
      • The third attempt, they get breaking the skull right and, as they go to pull the brain out, the ease of it freaks the hell out of them. And when the thing just easily pops out after being cut, Michael's panicking screams of "IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME!" shows how freaked out he is!
    • Part 2 picks up where Part 1 leaves off and we see Michael and Gavin trying to pull these surgeries off in an ambulance and in space!
      • The brain surgery goes just as well as you expect - Gavin buries a hatchet into a guy's skull in 10 seconds.
      Gavin: Whack it... whack 'im...
      Michael: [Watching Gavin smash open the skull with the axe leaving it in its brain]God damn, dude. Okay, we gotta... Gavin, jesus!
      Gavin: [Reading the achievement] "What have I done?"
      Michael: What DID you do?
      Gavin: I stuck it in his brain!
      Michael: OH, MY GOD!
      Gavin: [laughing] 10 seconds...!
      Michael: You fucking made him a unicorn! You killed him in 10 seconds!
      Gavin: It's sticking out of his brain!
      Michael: LOOK AT HIM!
      • Their attempts to stop bleeding during said brain surgery leaves the patient with only 1mm of blood left. They end up killing him with the syringe.
      • Their attempts to try and fit a fire extinguisher in the poor patient's skull.
      Gavin: Should we see if we can hold the fire extinguisher in his head?
      Michael: Yeah, we should.
      *dead patient*
      • The space mission.
      Michael: Space is fucking stupid.
      • The very end, after they beat every level, when Michael and Gavin play one more time to fulfill a "personal task": Like A Wet Paper Towel.
      • After commenting that the space heart transplant is like a "bloody romance movie":
      • Gavin's patience with the hammer runs low:
      Gavin: Could you just let go of the hammer?! Let go of it!
  • The ending to the Rage Quit of Among the Sleep (Alpha):
    Michael: [He has just walked to the kitchen door and, as lightning flashes, he sees a monstrous figure in the distance] "OHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT! Oh, shit! [turns his character around and runs] I am not prepared for this! Jesus Christ! [Jump Cut to the character near some tennis shoes] Put the shoes on! Put the fucking shoes on! Put the shoes on and RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
  • The Rage Quit to Happy Pong has Michael fiddle with all of the options, turning his first experience with the game in a majorly psychedelic, if not unplayable, mess.
  • Rage Quit: Cat Mario, especially when Michael first hits the Kaizo Trap at the end of Level 1 - which he never beats.
    Michael: [Jumps over a random laser beam and onto the pole, begins to move to the castle.] I jumped over the laser beam and I beat the fucking level. One-One, done! [Monster falls from the sky and kills him before he reaches the castle.] NO! NO!!
    • And the invisible trap in the middle of the level.
    • And finally, the ending where he tries one last time to jump over the Mario Pole to avoid the kaizo trapnote  is one of the funniest endings in Rage Quit history.
    Michael: Okay, ready? We're going over this, you ready? [Takes a few deep breaths and jumps, only to get killed by the laser beam from earlier before even getting near the pole.] GOD DAMN IIIIIT!! FUCK!!!
  • Rage Quit: Give Up is another really funny video, with the beginning of the video setting a tone for it.
    Michael: [Reading game description] "Give Up: A game about failure and regret." Accompanied by a picture of fucking bloody spikes! ''YEAH, THIS IS GONNA END GREAT!!''
    • The first levels, which are composed of his character running through a flat plane, give him some truly funny dialogue.
    Michael: Floor one; Floor one is my FUCKING BITCH!! SUCK MY DICK, FLOOR ONE!
    • In a later level, he actually makes it through about eight cannons that are all firing at him at once, and when he makes it to the end of the level, just has to be seen to be believed.
    Michael: [Jumping to next platform, just barely being missed by the cannons.] Ahhh! Fucking made it, MAAADE IIIT!! [Gets hit and killed by a cannon as he walks into the exit.] ...ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE?!!?
  • Rage Quit: Trials Evolution, just about every rant he goes on.
    Michael: [Making his rider lean back and forth repeatedly, making it look like he's fucking the motorcycle] Oh, there he goes, HUMPING THE FUCKING THING! Yeah, get it! Show her who's boss, but buy dinner first, asshole!
    • When he tries to ride uphill, but gets stuck at a giant pipe.
    Michael: Come on, dicknugget!
    • When he tries to cross the river. This evolves into a slideshow of him failing at the game.
    Michael: [His rider falls off the slope and into the river] Ohh, what's the matter? I wasn't even touching the controller. You got nothing to live for; YOU FUCKING KILLED YOURSELF!! [Jump cut to him still trying to cross the river]
    Michael: 'IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! [Jump cut to his rider lying down on a ramp]
    Michael: Great. Fucking great...
    • And the "Sin City Level."
    Michael: [After making it past an obstacle without knowing how he did] How did that happen? How did that he— HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! [Falls] I am pissed that that just happened! [Crashes, bike falls apart, body gets hit by multiple cars as Michael rants] That was fucking ridiculous! I did like a front flip over and slid down the ramp, and the game is like "No, that's fine." It's the fucking Sin City level. 'Cause everything's red and black and white. Except, you know what's missing? Jessica Alba's giant titties! Where are they?! Maybe they'll be in DLC!
    • All in all, there's a good chance that the Trials games made Michael paranoid.
    Michael: It's like they were like "Hey, remember that guy that played Trials, and he was like 'This game's fucking hard!'? Let's make another one! He'll play that one too!" And you're right! And then they're gonna make a fucking third one! And I'm gonna play that too! And I'M LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, like I always do when I play these goddamn games! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
  • No mention of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 ?:
    Michael: Let me tell you this. If you visit an island that's filled with nothing but half naked women that are running around playing tug of war and bouncing on trampolines, and splashing each other in the water, and you buy an Xbox, then you sir, are a goddamn asshole!
  • The Rage Quit to Uncraft Me has Michael actually have fun with the mindless game of shooting bricks away and revealing scantly-clad women. Of course, after the first four stages, it gets hard and Michael devolves back into his angry roars.
  • Michael vs. Andrew in Yu-Gi-Oh! Decade Duels Plus:
    • The number of references to the show, particularly Joey's infamous dubbed Brooklyn accent.
    • Both players' experience a number of epic fails due to not reading the effects of their cards.
    • Michael's furious reaction to losing and calls for a rematch.
      Michael: I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT!
      Andrew: *yelps*
  • Michael and Andrew do have a rematch. And ham up their performance, especially at the end.
  • His yearly devotion to The Impossible Game really riles him up as he deals with level three, leading him to freak out and place a checkpoint inbetween two spikes, sending him on a death loop, leading him to roar out to tune in next year where he doesn't beat level four.
    Michael: Part 4: The Dramatic Ending - I Die.
  • Rage Quit (?) Grand Theft Auto V. Michael decides to say screw raging and take a little "fishing trip".
    Michael: (to the police while speeding away in a helicopter) YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP ME AND MY VACATION!
  • Rage Quit - Distraction. At one point, he dodges a missile shot at him from outside the screen, only to be hit with another missile a second after, leading him to go on a tangent about a similar incident in an episode of Naruto!
    • At the end, he gets so pissed off, when he slams his mouse, it causes him to scroll off the screen and pull the web browser window out of the way.
    • At one point, he begins to question the motives behind the animals causing the titular distraction, but in the middle of it he's killed, and he just screams, "WHAT ARE YOU- I— I'M A BIRD! I'M A BIRD!!!"
  • Michael's rant at the HDCP involving video capture on the Playstation 4. Then, he shows us how he "circumvents" it, leading to hilarious results.
  • Rage Quit: Rage. He spends the entire video saying nice things in a pleasant tone of voice. It's hilarious.
  • Rage Quit: Freestyle Football Trials just has to be seen to be believed! It's like a video you'd see on a "try not to laugh or grin" video.
  • Rage Quit: Uncraft Me 2- Michael comments on guy screaming as he dies:
    Michael: Arr, shiver me timbers. Them be great lookin' tatas.
    • The reveal that Ariel has fish face.
  • After a player quits on him in ''Avatar Paintball":
    Michael: You know, this is the problem with the online community nowadays. Everybody's a dick, okay? Nobody can just go online, have a nice, relaxing game- (shoots another player) YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!?
    • When chasing a guy called "bobby2sloppy"
    Michael: Come here Bobby, you fucking sloppy bitch!
  • Rage Quit: Winnie The Pooh - Michael can't get past Piglet.
  • Rage Quit: Geometry Wars Retro Evolved. Anyone who watches the VS episodes Achievement Hunter regularly puts out will know about this game. Michael has a number of funny moments raging about this game.
    Michael: It's a game about fucking shapes. It'll shape your asshole!
    Michael: OHHH!! Fucking atom bomb, motherfucker! Didn't see that coming, did you! (Gets killed) Oh, goddammit!
    • He frequently describes the shape monsters that he's killing as things that wanna rape him.
    Michael: They're just fucking... they're butt snakes. They're butt snakes!
    Michael: It's like World War fucking 37, cuz I don't know what year it is. We're in a future time-space continuum with fucking triangles and snake monsters, and fucking purple squares fucking your asshole apart!
    Michael: They just fucking spawn out of nowhere. You're just minding your own business, then BAM! You're in Narnia, a magical land where every fucking woodland creature wants a piece of your mouth!
    • At some point, Michael got killed before he finished ranting about the last time he got killed!
    Michael: Jesus Christ. (Gets killed) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! What the shit?! It was like a goddamn fucking explosion of colors on my screen! I got fucking raped by a red-- (gets killed again) WHAT THE FUCK?! GODDAMMIT!!!
    • Later in the video, Michael got so angry that he almost crapped his pants.
    • In the end of the video, Michael gets an achievement for getting over 250'000 points. He then wonders what the other achievements are like.
    Michael: Oh! I got fucking 250'000 fucking points! Yaaay, achievement. What do I need to get all the fucking achievements, let's see. (Looks at the last achievement, earn over 1'000'000 points without dying.) Now what kind of fucking piece of shit is gonna waste their goddamn life trying to get a fucking stupid retarded achievement like that?! You gotta be some kind of fucking moron!! (Cut to Jack's page, where he got all the achievements)
    Michael: ...Fuck you, Jack.
  • Rage Quit: Left 4 Dead 2. Michael + Mike (who has never played Left 4 Dead prior to this video) = Hilarity Ensues
    • Mike accidentally shoots a propane tank, setting both Michael and himself on fire and dying.
    Mike: No, it says I have pills. Can I take those? I guess not.
    • While attempting to save Michael, Mike gets dragged away by a Smoker. Even after he's freed from the Smoker, Mike panics and shoots wildly only to get incapacitated by a single Common Infected
    • When everyone but Mike is incapacitated, what does Mike do? Hide behind a forklift
    Mike: The zombies are going to come after me!
    • The entire encounter with the Tank. While Michael scolds Mike for almost getting killed by a pipe bomb, Michael comes face-to-face with a Tank which proceeds to incapacitate him. Mike thinks he killed the Tank (he killed a Charger instead) and celebrates only to be knocked down by the Tank. Michael is then picked up by the AI only to get killed by the Tank within seconds before the Tank finishes off Mike
    Michael: "You're the worst fucking intern ever."
  • "Rage Quit - Dodge the Balls" has Michael fit in as many ball jokes as possible.
  • Rage Quit - Toy Stunt Bike has Michael get stuck on level 2.
    Michael: Go play with the block. "A" for "Asshole"
    • And then there's him getting stuck on the block.
    Michael: It's like Gnome Chompski. I don't to bring to the end of the fucking game!
    • The ending when he falls over his bike and slides to the finish line.
  • Rage Quit: Hide the Fart - The entire thing.
    Michael: Up up, down down, left right left right, anal gas. [Beat]...Fuck.
  • The Impossible Game Level Pack 4: After yelling and screaming like a madman throughout the whole video, Michael's reaction when beating the level in The Stinger is a calm "Oh, sweet, I beat it."
    • Before The Stinger, the video ends with him laughing like The Joker.
    • In his frustration, complains that he makes it two blocks further every 100 tries. He then rhetorically wonders where he'll be after 2000 tries. Cue Gilligan Cut.
  • Rage Quit: Video game/VVVVVV:
    • Michael vs. Veni Vidi Vici. After an hour and a half and several hundred deaths, he successfully completes the challenge and collects the Trinket. And then he notices that clearing Veni Vidi Vici is optional, since it's basically a very complicated dead end with a Trinket in it.
  • Rage Quit: Red Wire... it was supposed to be Rage Quit: FTL: Faster Than Light, but Steam decides to not work.
  • Rage Quit: Heavy Bullets has its funny moments too:
    • Michael introduces the MedBay in a funny fashion.
    Michael: (while zooming in and out on the MedBay) Come back when you get some money, buddy.
    • Michael introduces us to the X button by using accidentally an antidote with the X button.
    Michael: What the fuck was that? Aw, shit! I just used the potion. Don't hit the X button... uh, when you don't need to... Fuck.
    • Michael also introduces the use of the B button by accidentally setting off a bomb near a bank machine.
    Michael: OH SHIT!
    Michael runs from the bomb as it blows up the bank machine.
    Michael: Well... oops... Hope the discount wasn't just good on that one...

    Play Pals 
  • The Rainbow Six Vegas episode, like the three Let's Plays, consists of plenty of grenade bloopers - Michael throwing them at Gavin, Michael blindly throwing one into smoke and killing Gavin, the guys throwing grenades instead of reloading - culminating in Gavin blowing up both of them seconds after the start of an attempt.
  • The Five Nights at Freddy's episode, with Gavin constantly insisting on checking the stage to see if Chica had moved, even when Bonnie is staring at the camera right outside the security room.
    • The ending, where they listen to the previous guard's phone message, then check the monitor after he finishes. As soon as they view it, Foxy appears in the doorway, scaring and killing them. Gavin immediately jumps out of his chair and hides in a corner of the office, crying.
      Gavin: I don't like it...
  • The Narcissus episode. Gavin is the anti-gravity player and he is not great at it. Michael just laughs.
  • The Chariot episode and the subject of their 'video game marriage' which Michael claims he never signed up to.
  • The Bayonetta 2 episode in which Geoff and Ryan fill in for Michael and Gavin.
    Geoff: "Shall we mention why we're doing this instead of Gavin and Michael?"
    Ryan: "They're dead."
    Geoff: "No integrity."
    Ryan: "... And so are we."
    Geoff: "Oh fuck."
    (they laugh)
  • Ryan's singing intro to the Modern Warfare 3 - Spec Ops: Black Ice which from the laughter in the background caught Geoff off-guard.
  • Ryan brings out his robot voice toy for the intro to the Modern Warfare 3 - Spec Ops: Negotiator episode.

     AHWU (Achievement Hunter Weekly Update
  • The very first episode, in which Burnie comes in and offers the internet a peanut, Jack says that the name AHWU won't stick, and Geoff slaps Jack in slow motion.
  • AHWU #43, which includes Griffon giving both Geoff and Jack a kiss, the intro using the "Ding Dong Song", Geoff cracking up at the achievement name "Bone On", the "Achievement Pig", a random worker being asked to look at the camera ("there's nothing in there!"), and the Running Gag of Geoff saying "vagina".
  • AHWU #56, which includes highlights like a short repeat cut of Jack going "vroom-vroom", Burnie dancing a bit behind Jack, Gus's cutout being placed in the doorway, and then the real Gus taking its place.
  • Viewers are invited to send clips of themselves saying what number episode this is, as well as showing where they are (usually someplace scenic or famous). But one submission had a viewer show an average street lawn, saying "It's my front yard. Deal with it."
  • AHWU #158: Jack is out of town visiting Australia. The lads take this opportunity to liven up the news delivery a bit by grabbing the camera and running around the Rooster Teeth studio and parking lot, action news style.
  • Any time Jack is out of town, Micheal, Ray, and Gavin host "Team Lads Action News", where they pick up the camera and run around the Rooster Teeth office, terrorizing and annoying everyone while they work. In AHWU #195, the day a Team Lads Action News t-shirt was released, the news team initiates a Hostile Show Takeover by chloroforming Jack.
  • AHWU #171's show number intros are done by RT staff members through Team Lads Action News(?), proving that one of the few things the Mad King is afraid of is TLAN
    Gavin: "Dammit, we lost him!"
    Ray: "We lost him in our office."
  • AHWU #172 is a Jack and Geoff-less episode. Highlights include:
    • Pre-show level checking with Caleb, Michael and Lindsey.
    • Michael, Lindsey and Ryan posing in place before starting off for no apparent reason.
    • The intro (with Ryan getting really into it in the background).
    Michael: "This week on AHWU, your face is gonna get blasted off!!"
    • Ryan pretending to be Jack by wearing Jack's MC skin hat as a scarf as well as his desk sign that says "Jack Pattillo, Rooster Teeth" being pinned to his shirt collar.
    "Jack": "Australia stole some of my beard."
    • Michael finally learning what Geoff and Jack have to put up with every week when Lindsey tries to shove a banana in his mouth.
    • Ryan announces the Free Edgar 2013 shirt. It's as good as it sounds.
    • "Do I have dick room?"
  • AHWU #200 features Jack delivering the news on Flappy Bird, and the reasons why it was taken off of the iTunes App Store (among others). Cue Geoff trying to show the camera the app on his iPhone, with a censor bar along the bottom... because Geoff's background is his wife's cleavage.
  • It seems that most of the AHWUs since the move to the new offices involve Gavin in the background of Jack's pieces attempting to make the bearded one laugh. He often succeeds.
  • AHWU #216. Ryan gets another shirt... his body language says it all. He is just resigned to his fate of being the provider of so many shirt-based in-jokes by now.
  • AHWU #218 - Burnie makes a cameo.
    Burnie: (opening the door to the office and looking round) Crap, Achievement Hunter is working in here! (closes the door)
    Gavin: ... What a prick.
  • AHWU #221. Post-RTX edition. Everyone is visibly tired and hoarse after their convention except Jack who is somehow even more chipper.
    Geoff: (to Michael) Tired?
    Michael: Yeah.
    Geoff: Ray?
    Ray: Yeah.
    Geoff: Jack?
    Jack: I'm great!
    Geoff: Shut up...
  • AHWU #224 is the sixth anniversary edition.
    • Someone has brought in party poppers, and Team Nice Dynameat are loving it. Geoff... not so much.
    • Gavin tries to feed Geoff a shot from what seems to be every alcoholic thing in the office throughout the video.
  • AHWU #233 sees the return of Team Lads Action News for the first time since the building move. They corner Ryan in the bathroom, and when he hears them coming he just gets in a corner in the shower and faces the wall. Once again, the only thing the Mad King fears is TLAN. Gets better when Michael goes to turn the shower on and he realises HE can use it as a weapon against the Lads.
  • AHWU #237 features some "creative" camerawork.

  • RTX 2013:
    • X-Ray and Vav turning up in costume at RTX.
    • Jack doing the Truffle Shuffle.
    • Mogar versus the Slender Man during the Achievement Hunter panel.
    Michael: "Don't worry, you'll get your fifty bucks at the end of the panel."
    • Also, Geoff asks the audience for a carton of beer.
    • Finally, a great moment from Ryan:
      Audience member: "Free Edgar!"
      Ryan: "NO."
  • We finally see Gavin, on camera delivering his famous line from Game Night.
  • A fan sped up one of their Let's Play Minecraft episodes ("Clouds" to be precise). The result? Absolute hilarity.
  • How do you celebrate Volume 200 of Fails of the Weak? You put up fails from over at GameFails.
  • Achievement Hunter accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge... by taking it Up to Eleven with the Ice Trash Can Challenge. Michael does not like the cold, while Ray takes it like a champ. Kerry... is still The Load.
  • In the GameFails for September 11th, 2014, there was a fail from The Sims 4 that made the babies glitch out in hideous, alien-like forms. Ryan's reaction?
    Ryan: Hey, look! It's a Sim—OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!
    Lindsay: Does it, like, have hook arms, or...
    Ryan: Jesus Christ, Kill It with Fire!
    Lindsay: As a parent, Ryan is traumatized by this...!
  • The GameFails for October 10th, 2014, there's a fail from FIFA 15 titled "Dance the Night Away", where it shows a goalie suddenly spinning round and round after doing a practice save. They run it for a few seconds before the Achievement Hunter logo pops up... then the next 1:40+ of the video is the goalie spinning right out the field to inspirational music.
    Funny/Let's PlayAchievement Hunter Minecraft Series

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