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Podcasts

     Rooster Teeth Podcast (formerly Drunk Tank) and Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures 
  • This one is two-fold - the first half has them talking about a remote-controlled airplane carrying around an iPhone and a hotdog.
    • The other half is Burnie explaining a prank that he, Jordan and Gavin pulled on Gus. Watch it and find out what they did. The source material for it is arguably funnier, since we find out that he threw his headphones hard enough to break something in the studio, and prompted Monty Oum to pop his head in to find out what the commotion's about.
  • The Left 4 Dead Survival Strategy is pretty great too, done while the guys were on the podcast.
    Burnie: So, do we all agree, Joel, that we would basically just pin hot dogs to him and leave him outside, right?
    Geoff: Pretty much.
    Burnie: Slather you with ketchup.
    Joel: Zombies don't like hot dogs.
    Gus: I really want a hot dog now.
    Some time later...
    Burnie: (after he and Joel have been mobbed to death by zombies in a house) I don't think we should call our room the living room anymore.
  • Gavin's attempt to tell a story about a stunt driver goes horribly wrong with two words: Headlight Fluid. Made even better by the fact that the rest of the group doing the podcast all played major characters in Red vs. Blue, where one of the earliest jokes involved headlight fluid.
  • Geoff's story about Serial Escalation lightning strikes.
  • The absolutely disgusting story about a dolphin and the scheme it was given to try and get it to learn English.
  • Burnie relates a couple of Cringe Comedy moments featured in Bad Luck Burnie and its sequel, but the troll nurse he had when suffering from panic attacks is hilarious, along with the face he makes in response to such a heaping dose of Paranoia Fuel.
  • The "shittiest company ever" that Gus had to work for. He tells the story in the second half of this video.
  • Joel talks about the time he went skydiving.
  • Gavin makes a mild slip up, and promptly gets chewed out by Gus. After saying he didn't mean it, all Gus can say is "I have to take you at face value, Gav. You did talk about Headlight Fluid."
  • The entire RTX Podcast, when Jack's beard is talked about in disgusting detail (starting at about 30 minutes in)- this is before Frank O'Connor from 343 Industries immediately says it looks like an old man's pubic hair.
    • Immediately followed by Jack asked how he knows what that looks like. His response?
    • Gus being followed into the bathroom to sign a poster, then immediately being pounced upon by a family as soon as he leaves.
  • Gus talking about how he kicked Gavin up the butt... then Burnie talks about how he kicked him into a metal sheet... PENIS FIRST. Watch the story here.
  • Drunk Gavin trying to get revenge on Burnie... and then getting kicked into a lift.
  • On the live podcast they brought up how Ray live tweets The Walking Dead, some complaining about the frequency of said tweets. The following week, Ray procede to include the RT Podcast's and Barbara's twitter during his live tweeting.
  • Burnie's interaction with Mighty Fine Hamburger employees. You can watch it at the end of this video.
    Mighty Fine employee: Hey, how's your day?
    Burnie: Good. How's yours?
    Mighty Fine employee: Mighty fine!
    Burnie: FUCK YOU!
    • Followed by Gavin declaring he wants to do that somewhere where the pun doesn't work at all, like Jersey Mike's:
    Gavin (as a Jersey Mike's employee): Hey, how's your day?
    Customer: Good, how's yours?
    Gavin: Jersey Mike's!
    (Customer looks heavily confused)
  • Gus creates a Fleshlight ad, featuring an Incredibly Hilarious Pun.
    Gus: This portion of the podcast brought to you by Fleshlight. Fleshlight: Go fuck yourself.
  • Marshall's doorbell button.
  • Miles' strip-club incident.
  • Gus' growingfrustration with Gavin's inability to correctly put on headphones.
  • At the end of Podcast #220, Ray tells the story of how he stole Gavin's pizza, arguing that it was the fault of the waitress for not protecting Gavin's food.
  • Podcast 221: Miles' friend Kyle celebrates his 21st birthday by becoming Wolverine.
    Kyle [as recounted by Miles]: Erryone was so nice, they got me... J(hic)ager, and... Jager...
  • Gavin or Google.
  • This bit , from Podcast #227:
    (Everyone in the background cracks up)
  • Podcast #238, Gavin explains why their conversation delved into retrograde ejaculation by explaining how he was never going to get a better segue for it.
  • Podcast #246, Burnie talks about a dream he had where Lindsay discovers that while she wears her wedding dress, she is completely invisible to unmarried men, and uses that to become a secret agent of the Government and fight the Polish Army. It's as awesome as it sounds.
  • Podcast #257: Matt is apparently not pleased with the lack of fanfare at Jersey Mike's.
  • Podcast #270, Burnie wonders what it would be like if Godzilla were as scared of humans as humans were of bugs. Watch the hilarious tale here.
  • When Jordan goes out of town and forgets to make an episode of Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures before he goes, what happens? Burnie makes The Greatest Episode Ever.
  • The RTX podcast panel. Funny moments range from Joel giving out Jack's phone number and the "lightning round" of questions
    Audience member: I'm moving from Texas to the UK. Any advice?
    Joel: We're sorry.
    Burnie: You're going backwards.
    • Then there's the moment where they're all asked an economics question and everyone simultaneously and immediately turns and looks at Joel. He, being flustered at the attention, simply shouts out, "BRAZIL".
    • When it looks like Jack is about to give out Joel's phone number in revenge for him having done it first, he (quite audibly) shouts from offstage "I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE".
    • Beforehand, people start cheering for Jack during his argument with Joel, at which point Joel calls out the audience, saying "when you're at an intervention, you don't start cheering for the heroin addict!"
  • At the very end of Podcast #314, just as the credits begin to roll, Burnie comes out of nowhere and tackles Gavin of the couch. It's extra hilarious in the audio version, since there's no explanation you just hear Gavin scream out over the outro music and then a crash.
  • From Podcast #322 and shown off in the Straight Outta RT Minimations, Gavin talks about how he and Dan suffer from a horrible case of de-synchronization in Halo 2, leading to a point where Gavin attempts to catch up with Dan, making the latter to bust a gut at how Gavin's character is acting in his screen, culminating in the former grenading himself.
  • From Podcast #330, Burnie tells the gang about how he learned their Machinima offices have an accidental "death switch" in the Rooster Teeth kitchen. Gus, then, postulates that if that existed when they were working on Red vs. Blue Season 3, Burnie would have flipped and ripped it out Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom style.
  • From Podcast #321 Barbara tells a story of how she swore at Supanova, a VERY family friendly Australian convention (excellent convention BTW if you live in Australia). She and Arryn had been told numerous times not to swear and Arryn manages not to. Barbara on the other hand, fails. Horribly.
    • At RTX Au 2016, it's clear that it has not been forgotten, with even Yang making a nod to it on Day 2's RWBY panel.
    Audience Member: Do you have any favourite insults?
    Yang: There's some kids in the audience, so I don't think I could tell you what my favourite insult is… but you're all thinking it right now.
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, behold... The legendary Appetizer Argument.
  • Miles Luna has one of the worst imaginable Epic Fails possible at the end of a very successful date. How? By accidentally swapping two words.
    Miles: Upon me saying what I actually said, you'll know exactly what I was trying to say, and how badly I fucked it up. She was like "Whisper something dirty in my ear!" And I responded with - "I want to see your cock in my mouth."
  • In Podcast #375, Gus is talking about how he got an Encarta Encyclopedia CD and just thought it was the most amazing thing. He talks about John F. Kennedy and his speech about going to the Moon and Miles interrupts, thinking he was going to mention his assassination. Gus blows it off, then accidentally runs into an Incredibly Lame Pun by saying the experience was "mind-blowing", sending Miles into hysterics.
  • Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures: Racial Super Texas has a cameo at 0:20, looking a little disarmed.
  • Drunken Burnie declares that he is CatBug, and as an encore, hands out popcorn to people and tells them they need to leave because they're too drunk.
  • From Podcast #395, Burnie's literal Brick Joke. (note: contains actual use of the trope.)
  • From Podcast #436, Miles tells a story about roleplaying as Heath Ledger's Joker during sex. He did not enjoy it.
    Miles: She was like, "oh, I'll just be myself" and I was like "fuck you, you're gonna be Harley Quinn Just give me something!"
    Blaine: There is no Harley Quinn in that Batman movie-
    Miles: (interrupting) I KNOW! I'M AWARE OF THE CANON!
  • While Burnie's rant about construction was funny in and of itself, the RTAA amps it up purely because the animators made it clear who they supported in the argument... by having Gavin and Gus be Burnie's psychologists, and eventually wrapping Burnie up in a straitjacket and shoving him into a padded room.
    Burnie: YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I LAND IN ANOTHER PLACE!
    • "Wha-what're you talking about?! I have to go somewhere! I don't fucking do a LOOP! Around the state and land back in the same goddamn airport! I go somewhere else!"
  • Somehow, two hundred podcasts apart, Burnie told the same story of getting Greg Kinnear fired in almost the exact same way.
    Burnie!2012 / Burnie!2016: (in the exact same inflection) They fucking cancelled the show.
    • This can be considered a repeat of an earlier incident of Burnie unintentionally rehashing Podcast #151 in Podcast #276.
  • In Podcast #317, before going into the story of how his car wound up busting him watching porn, Burnie asks aloud if it is possible to have Jordan not animate it. This exact question is how the RTAA starts.

     Extra Life 
  • Many of the stretch goal rewards from the 2013 Extra Life stream count as this:
    • Michael cramming 12 Pizza Hut lava cakes into his face. He ends up leaving such a mess on his face and spitting out so much that he claims at the end, "12 entered. About 8 left."
    • Gavin watching "Slow-Mo Love" for the first time. He's predictably grossed out watching his own kisses, but he snaps out of that briefly to criticize the visible mic in one shot.
    • X-Ray and Vav have a lot of fun with a fan, letting their capes flow in the wind and, at one point, recreating the Jack and Rose pose.
    • Caiti shocks everyone in a game of Cards Against Humanity such as giving bad children "Hurricane Katrina" for Christmas
  • LeVar Burton reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep" on the 2014 Extra Life stream. Hearing an aspect of your childhood swear seems both wrong and hilarious.
  • During the 2015 Extra life, a special thing was that they would spin a wheel to see what the crew would do anytime somebody donated $1337 or more. When #2 & #3 came in, both spins got "do 10 jumping jacks", so the crew got up to do 20. Well, that is except as the others were doing so, Geoff was channeling his inner Grif, grabbing a donut, and only joining in for the last 2.
    • Millie enthusiastically want 'red' to come, which would allow her to punch somebody in the stomach,. She eventually got to punch an injured Caleb Denacour and her dad, Geoff Ramsey.
    • Afterwards, Geoff tells the audience not to challenge him to drink a mixed drink or beer.
    • After hitting the $250k mark, we get to hear a medic say "I need to look up how to remove taser darts."
    • A big chunk of 2Spooky (The time period after 2am) was ludicrous, mostly because of Drunk Gus.
    • Because of his drunkenness, Gus recently achieved the nickname The Cheesemaster
    • In the entire stream, we got 3 different readings of 50 Shades of Grey, one by Tyler Coe, another by Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose and CEO Matt Hullum as Sarge.
      • Right after Tyler says the line "Tossed my tampon in the toilet," everyone just hears a distant "Kobe!" from Cole and everyone erupted in laughter.
      • Lindsay doesn't like making Ruby curse, so she read lines like "I don't make love. I truck, I truck hard."
      • While Lindsay's reading, the other cam occasionally cuts to Miles...in fetal position during the whole thing, in a clear "ruined forever" moment for him.
    Miles: That made me SOOO uncomfortable!
  • During Extra Life 2016, Michael downs 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, with his increasingly drunken state leading to hilarious moments.
    • 90 shots in and obviously hammered, he announces that Lindsay's pregnant, leading to this gem of a conversation:
    Gavin: It's going to be the angriest baby ever born.
    Michael: Goddamn right it is!
    Jack: It's just gonna be punching and kicking non-stop.
    Gavin: What's its, what's its first word going to be??
    Michael: Ahhhh, "fuck you". "Fuck you", Gavin! "Fuck YOU!" That's what it's gonna be!

     Always Open 
  • Episode 17, featuring the four RWBY ladies, in the middle of Lindsay's pregnancy:
    Lindsay: I'm a fucking nerd. (...) Ruby, the youngest member of the group, is the most innocent one.
    Barbara: She's pregnant and swearing.
    Arryn: [laughing] Totally the most innocent one.
    • The standard autograph spots in pictures of the crew: Arryn, her butt (Barb goes "Bella booty!"); Barb, in Miles' crotch; Lindsay, in Michael's one; and Kara, out of spite, always over Gus's face.
  • Episode 44, which reunites Team RWBY during Halloween, and the best costume is Lindsay as "a shark faunus" (promptly homaged by the official artist for RWBY Chibi!) - if we don't count JJ coming in as the Bride of Frankenstein...
    • The four trying to draw first each other in costume, then their own RWBY characters.

Gaming

     The Know 
  • In the video announcing Meg Turney's leaving of Rooster Teeth, she, Ashley and Ryan laugh at the fact that the Subreddit for Rooster Teeth asked the tough questions like "How is Ryan taking Meg leaving?", "How is Gavin going to get to work?" and "Is Meg and Gavin going to break up?"
  • In the video talking about the complaints on the Titanfall 2 Beta, Ashley and Gus talk about how the titular mecha were much weaker. Gus explains it as "They're Titans and they fall." Ashley glares at Gus, glares at the camera and stomps off.

     Coming Soon 

     How To with Joel and Adam 
  • Adam and Joel build a car in Garry's Mod. Neither of them have ever played Garry's Mod before. Hilarity Ensues.
    • After about three minutes of trying to build the car, they get distracted and end up spending the next five minutes trying to hit each other with the largest props they can find.
    • A few minutes later, Adam discovers the tool gun but can't figure out how to activate anything he spawns with it.
    • Joel discovers the advanced duplicator and proceeds to hit the prop limit.
  • Adam and Joel jump a car in episode 2 of Garry's Mod.
    • Mattress monster.
    • Adam spawns a bunch of headcrabs on Joel while he's trying to work.
  • Joel & Adam Build the Millenium Falcon in Garry's Mod.
    • God mode is off this time, resulting in many physics-related deaths.
    • After three episodes, Joel and Adam still haven't figured out the props that were welded while frozen are what's keeping their vehicles from moving. They think they keep accidentally welding things to the ground.
    • After finishing their "Millenium Falcon", they end up flipping over every time they try to fly with it. Eventually, they give up and fly it up to the "Death Star" with no clip.
  • "How To: Left 4 Dead 2" is a barrel of fun. First off, they're playing with models and flashlight skins downloaded from the Steam Workshop. Matt is the Shark Slayer, Joel is Sanic, Adam is Professor Genki, and Jeremy is Colonel Sanders.
    • The Tank is Donkey Kong, and instead of throwing rocks he throws barrels full of bananas.
    • Joel spends the first minute of the video completely baffled by the fact that his flashlight is an anime girl note .
    • Adam keeps lighting Matt on fire and throwing tartar sauce (Boomer bile) at him in attempts to cook and eat him.
    • Jeremy always refers to healing items as KFC products, even though they haven't been reskinned. Health kits are buckets of chicken, adrenaline and boomer bile are gravy, and pills are mashed potatoes.
  • Adam and Joel tase people. There's also some game in between the tasing.
  • Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals. Things go horribly wrong.
    Joel: Oh God! Oh God! Cinnamon, no! Cinnamon, no! Back!
    Jack: [loses it]

Live Action

     RT Recap 

     Happy Hour 
  • "Gavin After Dentist" has Meg film Gavin after getting his wisdom teeth removed.
    • On the ride home, Gavin asks about his teeth, is convinced that they didn't get removed at one point and wonders why he didn't get to keep them.
    • His Mario Kart 64 dream involving a family of dentists.
    • His mopey yet gushy admiration towards Meg is both this and Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.

     RT Life 
  • This edition of RT Life. JJ makes a dumb vine at the expense of being soaked, Miles gets "ferociously savaged" by Rebel the Dog, and Brandon has to find Gavin after he's been rejected from a bar. He finds Gavin taking a piss in the dumpster.
  • Everybody showing how, just by filming a single video, Michael's raging affects their lives.
  • RT Life, they go out to jump a person's car on Reddit. Brandon proves to be the champion of comedy. First they turn to him to direct him to their destination and while he knows where it is, he doesn't realize that he's supposed to be navigating and directing them to said location. Then once they get there, he has to crawl under the fence to let them in. Then he gets out the jumper cables before they've confirmed they've found the car. Then they realize that they're at the wrong location. Then they get to the right location, find the person who needs help, and turn to Brandon for the jumper cables.....who left it at the other location.... and then asks everyone else why they didn't put it back in the truck.
    Burnie: Within one sentence, you explain why it was your fault and immediately shifted blame to everyone else.
    • Bonus points: the person they helped apparently doesn't have a problem asking a nearby car if they've got a pair of jumper cables but does have a problem asking for a boost. Instead, she posts to Reddit for help
  • Gavin's return, which sees him waste no time in starting the trolling all over again.
  • Gavin trying and failing to flip off Geoff's chair.
  • Mike the intern (no, not the guy who does Rage Quit) trying and failing to jump over his own leg.
  • Jack later gets his own back and painfully waxes Gavin's arm.
  • Michael failing to eat a five pound gummy bear.
  • Gavin being hit in the nuts.
  • Gus and Barbara trolling Ben after he gets a little too cocky about the Olympics.
  • Two words: Gangnam Style.
  • Chris scaring Kara.
  • Brandon has a heartfelt conversation with Joe the Cat.
  • 4 days before The Force Awakens was released, Blaine was invited to a screening of the Force Awakens.... only it's a Star Wars themed Rooster Teeth short.

     Social Disorder 

     Leaderboard 

     A Simple Walk 

     Nature Town 

     The Gauntlet 
  • Joel's seriously deadpan commentary over the games of Left 4 Dead 2.
  • Joel commenting on Minecraft.
  • "Fro Guy", a contestant that had a big afro.
  • Joel's ridiculously complicated interview process for Season 2 of The Gauntlet... which turns out to be meaningless.
  • In Episode 3 of The Gauntlet Season 2, we get quite a few moments.
    • Ryan proposes taking on the other teams physically should they lose. Later, he says he doesn't want to identify a particular weak link, then immediately coughs and mutters "Gavin".
    • Burnie and Joel's fake Bitch in Sheep's Clothing moment about the community supposedly being unimportant. Earlier, Burnie randomly points out that more dinosaurs supposedly equals more awesomeness, then tries saying "go dinosaur or go home" and passing it off as a common cliche". Joel then says "nobody's ever said that before in any context".
    • The Rooster Teeth staff team do not get an easy time. They get shoved in the basement to practice because they supposedly are less important than the other teams, are told that they're the expendable ones in terms of the asbestos in the basement, and are then told, alongside the other teams, that they have to clad a player in Mjolnir armour, for which they choose Miles. Cue a sequence with him epically marching in and giving salutes... only to discover that nobody else had to don the armour. Burnie then calls him an attention seeker.
    • Burnie's attempt to count the players in fails when the gamers have to wait for themselves to be loaded in. Then he tries once more and gets told by Joel that he's failed yet again.
    • Gavin randomly starts baiting the community team by saying they're crap, to which he gets the reply, "No You". Burnie deadpans and says that the community team has just represented the entire community badly by doing so.
      • Later, this becomes a Brick Joke when a bit of Trash Talk comes back their way, and one of the community members shouts "for a group of Achievement Hunters, you guys are sucking a bunch of *censorship bleep*s!"
    • Team Internet Celebrity have a bit of luck when they all seize the hill... only for Miles and community member Stan to run them all over with Ghosts.
    • Throughout the entire thing, Joel's deadpan commentary lampshades the fact that both Team AH and, to a lesser extent Team Rooster Teeth play Halo for a living and are not doing well. Of course, Team RT eventually comes second but it's still funny.
    • The Achievement Hunter team start doing so badly that when Ryan seizes the hill, Michael fails to register for a few moments that it's happened. Gavin then forgets they're playing KOTH and starts getting Michael to gun down random players who aren't near the hill, including Gus.
    Michael: Who gives a shit about the guy not on the hill, Gavin?
    (pause, Gus later gets gunned down)
    Gus: Why are you coming after me? The hill's in the other direction!
    Michael: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
  • In Episode 4:
    • At one point, they're supposed to run a mini-obstacle course jumping over spikes and collecting coins before stopping and eating 10 onion rings. The first contestant through plows through all the spikes, leaves the rings, and smashes the plate of onion rings into the far wall as he bowls past.
    • "Stop." *The onion ring plate gets pushed off the table with the contestant running. Another contestant passes by as well*. This leads to a great bit of Laser-Guided Karma when the guilty party has to scoop them up with his bare hands, being told he may only use the tools provided.
    • Michael's general frustration at the game.
    • iJustine gets progressively more frustrated leading to
      iJustine: Who plays this game?
  • Episode 5, Season 2.
    Joel: And that's what we want you to tell the community team
  • Gilligan cut*
    Chris: So, Burnie and Joel can't be here right now but they just want you guys to try your best.
    Brandon: Yeah, they were really enthusiastic. They're really rooting for you guys.
    • Gavin complains he didn't get to do much in the first round of the first game, which results in Ryan and Michael snarking that it's because he can't do anything.
    • When all of RT team has a meltdown when time is running out and no one is pushing the button. This is not helped by the addition of symbols that they all take liberties in describing.
    Miles: Enable dude rolling his back on a ball.
    Barbara: Enable some guy on a ball!
    Gus: Enable the guy on the ball!!
    Miles: WHO HAS THE GUY ON THE BALL!!!
    Jordan: I DON'T HAVE THE GUY ON THE BALL!!!!!!
    • After finding out that his team is now vulnerable to elimination, Michael decides to essentially flip the other teams off by miming him ejaculating all over them. Immediately after, Burnie's new Immunity tool is revealed... to be the immunity wrench.
    • In addition to the teams being blindfolded, Burnie randomly ends up blindfolded as well even though it's not necessary, and ends up peeing near where Gus is standing. Gus pays no attention to it.
    • One of the members of the Community Team having trouble finding the "a" button on the keyboard. Somehow, he goes so far off-field that he accidentally presses enter.
  • In Episode 7 of Season 2, the music becomes slow and flashback shows Michael saying that him and Gavin will have a truce and win together with Gavin encouraging Michael on, seconds later, Michael eliminates Gavin out the game and Michael is then eliminated.

     On The Spot 
  • Ryan brings his obsession with small animals here.
  • Team CSC's movie pitch titled RWBY volume 3.
  • Joel explains what it means to be "Joeled".
  • Team CSC vs Team Free Willy- Surprising Things to Yell When Climaxing:
    • Ryan starts things out by shouting "Glad you're my sister!" before Jon has even started the game.
    • Moments later, without missing a beat, Ray shouts "Gavin!"
  • The season finale goes entirely Off the Rails as Geoff completely hijacks just about every moment with random stories.
    • Geoff points out Jack's socks leading to Joel deciding to take off one of Jack's socks and play with it. Gavin quickly abandons ship.
  • Ryan defines "Muppet Neck":
    Ryan: Alright, you know how white boys be all like at the disco?
    (Ray collapses to the ground in laughter)
  • Eyebrow cam.
  • "Zombie apocalypse? Fuck bread."
  • Episode 13 has Aaron & Blaine win, meaning that they'll return in the next episode to defend their title. Episode 14 was supposed to have Blaine & Aaron play against Gus & Josh, but we find out that as soon as the show went live, Josh jumped ship and Aaron switched teams, meaning that Blaine is all alone. They eventually pull in Barbara to be his teammate, but when she joins the other team, Chris has to fill in. When Chris defects, Josh—Gus's original teammate—takes his place. When Gus's mega-team inevitably wins, Gus asks if Josh wants to be on the winning team.
  • This particular exchange, which starts when Blaine is forced to describe "Champion Juice":
    Blaine: Champion Juice is not sweat. It's, okay, you know when you take off your work-out shorts, and there's, like, that really pungent smell?
    Jon: (smiling) No, I don't.
    Blaine: Well, you don't work out.
    (Barbara chuckles)
    Blaine: It's, there's a really, like,...there's like a stank...
    Jon: I also don't have a sense of smell!
    Blaine: (the realization hits him) Oh...
    (Barbara breaks out laughing)
    Jon: But thank you for going with the insult route!
  • The complete trainwreck that is the second half of Episode 30, all starting with the redemption challenge. It involves, among other things, Dan smashing cookies into the carpet, Gavin cramming cookies into Dan's mouth in an attempt to gain more points, at least 2 separate instances of people being pushed out of their chairs, and all the contestants eating cookies off the floor at some point - with special mention to Michael, who starts sucking the crumbs Dan crushed into the carpet off the floor like a vacuum cleaner. It gets so chaotic that Jon completely gives up and starts giving (and taking) away obscene amounts of points to everyone for every little thing that happens.
  • Episode 36, Joel temporarily becomes the host after he begins to give and take points without any input from Jon. It goes about as well as one might expect.
  • Episode 40
    • When Kurt and Nick are introduced, you can quite clearly hear someone in the audience shout "Goddammit! Fuck!"
      • It wasn't someone in the audience. It was Blaine.
        Miles: You need to calm down, okay?
    • Blaine gets hammered. He has about eight beers during the game, in addition to three he drank beforehand, and he makes life hell for Miles the entire time.
    • Team Hats gives Jon, Blaine, and Miles hats as "gifts". Miles' and Blaine's hats say "Butt" and "Hole", respectively. Jon gives them several hundred bonus points.
    • During their turn of "Cunning Linguistics", Blaine calls his mom as a "lifeline".
    Jon: Three hundred bonus points for Blaine's mom.
  • Episode 49 gets off to a good start when Jon winds up becoming broken barely two minutes in:
    Jon: (as everyone else is arguing) TEAM NAMES! Team names, team names- (begins shushing and snapping) It's too early- we haven't even gotten to team names- we haven't even gotten to team names! What are your fucking team names?
    • Why is this episode called "Death of the Golden Gus"? At around 5:20, Ryan stealthily steals the Golden Gus statue, removes the screws, and puts it back. The payoff comes at the end.
      Tyler: "On the Spot" is done forever!
      • And somehow, only Jon was unaware of what Ryan did.
    • Behold:
    Tyler: The is the longest game of "On the Spot" ever...
    Tyler: Damnit! FUCK!
  • Episode 55:
    • Michael and Andrew get 55 points before the game even starts.
    • Jeremy repeatedly steals things from Jon's desk: the Golden Gus, Jon's mug, and then Jon's phone.
    • Jeremy attempts to text a dick pic to Jon in exchange for bonus points. Michael one-ups him by whipping his out. Jon awards Michael 2000 bonus points.
    Michael: That's a 2000-point dick! You're married to a 2000-point dick!
  • Episode 63, featuring Funhaus's Bruce and James, and Game Grumps' Arin and Danny. Just as the title implies, thing go so thoroughly completely Off the Rails, Jon just silently Rage Quits and gets the fuck out of dodge.
  • Episode 64:
    • Near the end is a portion on "Things that could get you fired from Planned Parenthood," Maggie's idea? POST ABORTION RAPE.
  • Episode 78:
    • Four words: Tyler Coe... as Santa.
      • Special mention goes to how he manages to disturb the fuck out of Andy, before the game even starts, merely by calling Jon "Jonny".
    • "Ass Swipe" manages to get derailed pretty hard when "Naughty Santas" gets Variam... and Tyler completely ignores actually talking about his characteristics in lieu of repeatedly insisting he loves America and is American.note  It gets to the point that Jon immediately rings Tyler out the second he tries continuing it.
      Mariel: (buries head in hands) oh my god
    • Prior to the Redemption Challenge (which involves eating cookies and milk... supposedly from last year), Tyler decides to "lube up" by taking a pull off of his bottle of Maker's Mark. He winds up downing half of the bottle.
      Jon: (hands on cheeks, to the camera; as Tyler coughs and gags) Remember when Santa died when on "On the Spot"? Remember?
      Tyler: (gag) CHRIST KRINGLE!
  • Episode 84:
    • Chris and Zach are so pessimistic, their team name is "Gonna Lose". They won.
    • Somehow, in trying to explain his idea of what "Cellfish" means, Andy forgot the word "scientist", and almost said "Scientologist".
      Andy: What's the word that they- who's an expert in sci- scientist! (to the camera) Scientist!
    • The episode is named "Patrick Swayze Flavor" because of an ongoing discussion about that came about from Chris' attempt at defining "Ghost Taste": digging up Patrick Swayze's corpse and tasting it.
      • Jon then proceeds to defend Chris' response based solely on the fact that the Urban Dictionary tends to get dark and messed up.
    • Zach's definition of "Ghost Taste" is tasting something that isn't in your mouth. Jon's response?
      Jon: I think that's called a seizure...
      Jon: Or a stroke, yeah.
    • After Andy admits that he can't burp, Chris (genuinely surprised) asks if he can't burp even if tickled... which prompts everyone else to wonder how Chris reached this conclusion.
      • Jon then attempts to make Chris burp by tickling him.
    • After Zach calls out Jon for trying to turn the show into a therapy session for his sad life, Jon counters by mentioning they could instead talk about his sad life. Jon then calls out the audience for reacting negatively to that joke, since Zach got away with shitting on him.
      Jon: (to the audience) No, no, no, no, no! He doesn't get to make fun of me, and then I make fun of him and you guys go "Ohhhh"! He's an asshole just like me, okay?!
      Andy: (to himself, out loud) Heckling the audience that they paid money to come here-
      Jon: That's fair...
    • The first round managed to take up half of the episode, much to everyone's exasperation.
    • The Redemption Challenge sees Trevor and Chris attempting to finish a fish ice cream sandwich. Trevor flatout gives up after one bite, and Chris is driven to tears.
  • Episode 93:
    • Lawrence is doing the show... despite being very sick.
      Jon: So, Lawrence... may or may not die on this episode...
      • At one point, Jon decides to stop joking about it and ask him point blank how he feels on a score of 1 to 10 (10 being he can make it to the end of the episode). Lawrence gives a "fucking 3".
    • One of the props for the episode is an anime body pillow. Jon admits that, "someone from the company" wants to buy it when the episode is done. Adam's remark?
      Adam: (stage whisper) Rhymes with Lawrence Sonntag...
    • In a complete lapse of judgement, Jon refuses to continue the show until he knows what "blue waffle" is. Cue Lawrence busting out his phone, over Jon's pleas/demands that some one tell him, not show him.
      • Prior to that, Lawrence is so mad that Jon doesn't know, he gets up, grabs his bell and throws it to the ground. Jon gets "legitimately frightened".
      • As a result of Jon running away from Lawrence's phone in fear of being shown it, Lawrence announces that "'til Jon comes back and is a man, [he's] hosting the show", to the cheers and applause of the audience. As a result of this arrangement, the body pillow becomes Adams' new partner (but Jon replaces it soon after).
    • The episode ends on another lapse of judgement on Jon's part: he lets James hold the Golden Gus. Upon being told how it's been around since the beginning of the show's history, James straight up throws it on the ground, smashing its base. The Cow Chop fans in the comments knew this would happen as soon as James got a hold of it.
  • Episode 94:
    • When Jon spends too much time with the Kinda Funny guys singing "The Golden Girls" theme, Jeremy tries forcing the first game of the show to start early (just to spite Jon, who wanted a moment of happiness following last week).
      • Broadcast even gets on his side, playing the "Sync About It" card (after he correctly says the name).
    • As a result of James from Cow Chop smashing the Golden Gus last week, Jon pulls out a mostly empty bottle of Maker's Mark and attaches a picture of Gus' face to it as an impromptu replacement.
    • Miles and Jeremy's team almost falls apart due to them debating over a serious question: Is Skeeter blue or green?
      Miles: (rapidly; to Jeremy) This is blue, that's blue, this is blue, I'm blue, dah ba dee, dah ba die, Skeeter's not blue.
    • Jeremy straight up drinks out of the vase of flowers Jon got as a gift at one point. This is then followed by the reveal that Jeremy did "Off Topic" immediately before "On the Spot".
  • Episode 95:
    • Aaron was picked to be in the show five minutes before filming. He is not happy.
    • Trevor and Andy wear bathrobes as part of a Sith Lord deal and totally not because they are not wearing pants.
    • Aaron straight up leaves right as "ABCs of Storytelling" starts (he said he could only stay for 10 minutes), having Blaine sub in. ...except Blaine was supposed to be running drinks over to the "Million Dollars But..." set. So cue Blaine making Patrick sub in, who has to be informed that they are not rehearsing and that the episode is live.
      • To clarify, Aaron leaving wasn't a gag. But don't worry, he does come back... to look for his keys. Which are now gone. Meaning he is stuck.
    • Why is this episode called "New Host Auditions"? Jon has Aaron (and then Aaron has Chris) replace him as host so he can actually compete.
      • Despite not seeing their round, Aaron declares that "Shit and a Half"note  won "ABCs of Storytelling", and gives then 17 points just because he can.
      • Chris' attempt at the 1-800 Flowers ad read. Instead of looking at the camera, he reads directly off of the prompter, Trevor tries making it look like he's blowing his toothbrush, and when the ad ends, Aaron is gone again, to Jon's confusion. However, it was because he went to get makeup. As this happens, Chris botches announcing the next game, "Quick Thinking".
        Chris: (slightly rushed; reading directly off of the teleprompter) The next game is "Quick Khinking". K-Kickstarter ideas that will- (audience laughs) "Quick Thinking". Quickstarter ideas that will- (to Jon) Wait, weren't they supposed to do one of the things-
        Jon: No. That's- You're supposed to explain how the game works.
        Chris: (back to the teleprompter) ...Quickstarter-
      • "He's literally just going to Ron Burgundy the teleprompter this whole fucking show..."
      • Aaron takes severe umbridge with Chris' hosting style.
        Aaron: All Chris is doing is sitting behind- he's drinking beer, and just going "You. You." He doesn't care. And I like it. I want him to be host.
    • For whatever reason, Trevor's ideas for Kickstarter ideas that will get you banned from the site involve fecal excrement and vague Morty impressions.
      • Chris allows Jon's "Slip and Slides for grandmas" suggestion since he's been to some bad retirement homes before, much to Jon's confusion/shock.
    • The complete anti-climax that is Chris revealing the repaired Golden Gus statue... which Trevor immediately takes and hands to Andy, telling him to smash it. However, he doesn't, since "[they]'re not Cow Chop".
  • Episode 97:
  • Episode 98:
    • Right off the bat, Andy nets himself 20 bonus points for spelling "quiche" correctly the first timenote , while Jeremy gets 1 for attempting to spell it himself (he zoned out and didn't listen to Andy).
      Jeremy: Q... ...uiche.
      • Jeremy then proceeds to wiggle more bonus points with the promise of some special alone time after the show. Jon then proceeds to ask Kat in the audience as to how much that it worth (ultimately determined to be 100). The difficulty in this is that she can't stop laughing.
    • After Michael, fed up, stabs a fucking knife into his mic stand, Jon puts the episode on hold to directly talk to the people watching (since the "On the Spot" audience and the "Achievement Hunter" audience overlap)
    • Jeremy and Trevor's team name? #. Literally just "#". Because they never came up with one.
    • Joel winds up making an appearance... as Jeremy and Trevor's subject for "Ass Swipe". And apparently, not only does he moan orgasmically at random times and is insanely positive about very bad things, but is also the biggest fan of "$#*! My Dad Says".
      • Michael and Andy's subject? Burnie. Who believes interpretative dance is the best form of communication, screams out dark secrets everytime he hears a bell ring, and "fucking hates himself".
        Andy: (worried) I don't wanna get fired...
      • Not only is Andy convinced this is setting himself up for failure, but Jeremy suggested that last item because he wants to try and get them fired.
        Jeremy: (to Trevor) Do we really want to try to get them fired?
        Trevor: (no hesitation) Yeah. (slightly raspy) Oh yeah. At least one of them, baby.
      • However, if what Jon says is true, it may be okay, since even when he is on it, Burnie doesn't watch "On The Spot".
    • This episode really is an insight into Andy's worldview, as he consistently misunderstands common words and phrases. Two highlights include:
      • Andy mistakenly believing that "The Birds And The Bees" was actually "The Birds And The Beets." When he quietly mentions this to Michael, he very visibly facepalms.
      • Later on, Andy manages to confuse Genghis Khan with Kangaskhan. When the others attempt to correct his spelling (admittedly incorrectly, by saying "Genghis" beings with "Gh"), Andy tries to defend himself:
        Andy: (angrily) That's not a thing! No words in the English language begin with GH!"
        Jeremy: (immediately) GHOST!
  • Episode 99:
    • Jeremy and Joel are already drunk, so much so that they've completely forgotten their team name.
    • Jeremy has a bottle of Jaegermeister, which he and Barbara spend half the episode fighting over.
    • This episode sees the introduction of 'diddle cards' which the players can use to inflict a quirk on another player for the duration of the next game. Barbara immediately uses her card, making Jeremy moan in pleasure every time somebody says the word 'because'. Jeremy and Joel, not to be outdone, use both their cards on Barbara for the next game, so she has to speak like Yoda and can't use the word 'a'.
    • Jon gets so distracted by everyone talking about Jeremy's sex life that he awards points to Jeremy and Joel before they've even played their second round. Barbara and Cole then trash the set in protest.
      Joel: Jeremy, we are that fucking good!
    • Then when Barbara returns to the set she's stolen the portrait of Jon from the employee wall for some reason.
  • Episode 100:
    • Miles and Kerry reveal their pitch for "The Smith Squad", wherein every character played by Will Smith bands together to fight crime. As they note, the Squad's approach is always announced via a chorus of "WHOO!"s. As Miles adds, this is not a siren, but simply the squad yelling.
    • Later, the cast gets into a detailed discussion regarding the nutritional value of semen. Towards the end, Miles excitedly mentions that there is a cum-centric cookbook for sale on Amazon. This leads to this exchange:
      Miles: Cooking with Cum! That's not the name, but it should be! Buy it today!
      Jon: Stop promoting your own books.
      Miles: *Spit Take*
    • Due to an excellent application of the Diddle Card, Gus has to scream every other word he says. Everyone is left in hysterics.
  • Episode 103:
    • Funhaus hired a professional improv team to do the work for them. Jon immediately lampshades how out of place this is.
    • Greg from Kinda Funny taking every opportunity to incite groups of people to help him crowdsurf, including children and the disabled!
    • As part of the redemption challenge, the cast must find the buffest man they can in order to receive points? Who does Kinda Funny find? Blaine
  • Episode 104:
    • An immediate sign the episode is going to turn into a trainwreck? Steven (taking over hosting duties from Jon for the episode) botches the intro completely.
      • Steven never gets to introduce Cib and James' team because he keeps trying to get Cib to look at the camera, resulting in them repeatedly calling each other a bitch.
      • Steven forgets to introduce Jon and Andy's team, instead going straight into introducing the show. He immediately realizes his mistake, however, and half-asses their intro. It's worth mentioning that the entire time, Jon's hand is on his face in pure exasperation.
      • And finally, when he has to actually introduce the show, his attention is stolen by him knocking over a pill bottle. The rest of the intro is spent on him picking up the pills.
    • Autumn is in the audience, and she could care less.
    • For "Sync About It", Cib and James had to explain how to fight Godzilla. All Broadcast could get typed out was "Anyway."
    • Andy snaps at Steven for not knowing how to ring a bell. Steven promptly chews out the audience for applauding for that comment.
    • "Impromptu Pitch" sees Cib repeatedly spit alcohol towards Jon (which Andy remarks may get him pulled over later, since he smells like booze) and repeatedly break the TV on the desk (by tapping it, first with his finger, then his foot).
    • James decides to try and make Andy puke during the Redemption Challenge (eating mixed baby foods and guessing the foods being mixed).
    • One word: "ICE".
    • Special mention goes to how the episode ends: Steven, in lieu of giving out points for the final round, decides to sing "Stand By Me" with Cib and James. They are so wrapped up in their number that Broadcast rolls credits in silence.
      Steven: So, the plan right now is to give you guys points, but... I think I want to do aaaaaaaaaa little intermission.
      Steven: (sings the tune to "Stand By Me")
  • Episode 105:
    • Jon, Max, Miles, and Blaine in drag. Jon barely holds in his giggling as he introduces their drag characters.
    • Jon's shit-eating grin when the camera pans to him. "Welcome to my daddy's nightmare!"
    • Special guest Cupcake, who immediately declares that anyone who who wants to get to know her must pay her $25. ($12.50 on Mondays.)
    • The episode ends with everyone lip-syncing to the RWBY theme song.
    • The behind the scenes clip showing Mica losing it and Barbara struggling to process her emotions when they saw the guys in drag.
  • Episode 110:
    • Gus and Andy's character in "Ass Swipe" is a guy who loves talking about his baby (which he stole). Whenever Andy gets to talk, he chooses to twist the narrative by having the guy become annoyed with the baby, even at one point threatening to return it.
      • Gus winds up winning the game for him and Andy, purely by fucking up a critical sentence:
        Gus: I-I hope that you're cool, with... kids, 'cause I am, 'cause I just recently came into this kid my- wow, that sounds really bad- (everyone loses their shit)
      • "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd demonetized!"
  • Episode 114:
    • Four words: Joel explaining "Thirst Responder".
      Joel: (completely unsure of himself) Okaaaaay, uh... "Thirst Responder"... is when you're having... one of those, um... heavy days...
    • Jeremy plays a Diddle Card on Barbara, requiring them to speak in a different accent every time they talk. He gleefully explains that he had a similar card in an earlier episode, and got he "real racist with it!"
      Barbara: FUCK! I've got like... 3 accents!
    • Barb and Maggie have to play the Redemption Challenge, which requires them to feel various objects while blindfolded. One of these items, though not originally planned, is Jeremy's head.
      Barbara: Oh god, it's warm!

     Million Dollars, But... 
  • Episode 1
    • The look on Josh Flanagan's face every time that he's about to utilize his index finger.
    • Gavin bringing up the possibility of a dog showing up at the opera.
  • Episode 2

     Heroes and Halfwits 
It has its own page here.

    Me vs. Drunk Me 

Other

     Rooster Teeth Comics 
  • In one strip, they decide to switch Matt to decaf coffee. He dies instantly.
    • He then comes Back from the Dead to grab the coffee left by a gravedigger. This restores him back to life.
  • Anytime Iron Man arrives and beats Burnie to the ground.

     Other Rooster Teeth events 
  • Joel flipping Gavin off his chair and then sticking it on top of him... because he said he didn't like his Halo gametype.
  • Gus saw a heartwarming tweet from Michael to Lindsay. His response? To be a Moment Killer and immediately tweet "gay".
  • Michael visits L.A to play Dead Space 3.
  • Rooster Teeth and Machinima collaborating on First Person Party.
  • Rooster Teeth's Vine account is filled with pretty funny things.
    • There's a video about eye-poking games where Burnie declares they need to stop doing it, as he and Barbara both have an eyepatch now. Gavin has lost both eyes.
    • Gavin challenges Burnie and Barbara to down a gallon of milk in an hour. They've both done it in about three seconds.
    Barbara: Wait, what's the second part?
  • The "Odds Are" Music video they helped direct. A bunch of newscasters sing gleefully with lyrics that don't match the video as the world ends, but the best parts are the news coverage and the News Graphic.
    • "VOLCANO ERUPTS BABY DINOSAURS/SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE EVENT SIGNALS THE APOCALYPSE.
    • "NEW GRAPHICS BECOME SELF-AWARE/THIS IS NOT AN EXISTENCE. PLEASE KILL ME..."
    • Gavin's cameo as an American Football player. Oh, the irony...
  • In response to Jack's engagement photo (Which itself belongs in Heartwarming), Burnie and Gavin take the exact same photo, in the exact same poses, at the exact same place, and the exact same Tweet, with them in place of Jack and Caiti.
    Caiti:I love you guys.
    Jack:I hate you guys.
  • At Michael and Lindsay's wedding, Ray temporarily makes his peace with cake. Don't tell anyone.
  • Michael and Lindsay have only been married for a day and we already have this
  • In this episode of Countdown, "Top 12 Most Satisfying Guns", they get to number 2, the Farsight gun from Perfect Dark and realize Kdin isn't using the gun the way it's supposed to be used, instead just running around shooting people normally.
  • In the Five Facts: Duke Nukem Forever, the entire video gets derailed by a story of Geoff's youth of some neighbors who stole cable way back when. When Geoff playfully realizes that their video editor, Franco, would have to edit a lot of this out (they don't), they start teasing Franco, leading to "#STOPTHEFRANCOBULLYING2014" to show up.
  • At one point, while Gavin was out of the office, Ryan cut a hole in Gavin's desk (don't worry, Gavin had already put holes in it himself, including one under his keyboard) under the monitor, and put in a device that included an Xbox controller vibrator set to go off randomly. It got to the point that Gavin was practically tearing apart his desk to find it. All being filmed, of course, before he finally moved the monitor and saw the device.
    Geoff: Who's the one person in this office smart enough to have made this?
    Micheal: I wonder.
    Ryan: Aaaaa, I gotta go.
  • During the "Founders Panel" at RTX15, when talking about the growing number of employees, it was brought up that one of the editors was a literal 'rocket scientist'.
    Joel: We are literally taking people away from NASA to edit videos of Gavin and Michael yelling at each other!
  • This AT&T commercial, which has Geoff being pelted with various things by the members of Funhaus.
  • Burnie shows off the new Rooster Teeth iMessage stickers to Barbara!
  • Miles in a Tiny Sweater. Miles wandering around the Rooster Teeth offices in the legendary "Virgin Killer" sweater. Cringe and laughs about.
    Mica: He's still in it! Oh, my God!
  • At RTX 2017, one guy asks if Yang's new arm has a vibration feature. Describing the reactions doesn't do justice. Here.

     Rooster Teeth fan work 
  • This video which shows all of Gavin's various happenings and mishaps to the Skyrim theme, notably Gavin tackling Gus just as "Fus ro dah" is being shouted.
  • "Tornadoe", the fan thing brought on as a result of Sharknado.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/RoosterTeeth