History Funny / RoosterTeeth

9th Mar '17 3:37:55 PM bwburke94
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[[folder: ''The Patch'']]
* In the middle of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0UEuRE18LM#t=28m30s The Patch #83]], Geoff walks up to Ryan with a controller and asks him to press the A button. After hesitating, Geoff tells Gus to do it - he does, and changes Ryan's Gamertag.
-->'''Meg''': You just bought, like, two systems or something.
-->'''Ryan''': [[GenreSavvy No, no, I'm sure it's something worse than that.]]
** What's even funnier is that Geoff runs back into The Patch set and tells him; [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0UEuRE18LM#t=29m56s a little bit later]], Ryan tells the listeners that he's coming in early the next day and ''none of them'' will have a Gamertag anymore.
--->'''Ryan''': Internet, I'm gonna tell you right now. If you go tomorrow and try to get any of their Gamertags, it'll be available.
* We later get to see the making of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euwwOobEgRE the prank]]. Highlights include:
** Jack, who was absent during these events, comes into the office after the name change, looks at Ryan's computer monitor, and calmly lets out a quiet "oh no." When Kerry finds out about it, he turns to the camera and pretty much begs Ryan that it wasn't him that did it.
** The guys are then flabbergasted that news of Ryan's "name change" was on the Rooster Teeth Subreddit mere moments after Geoff had finalized the change.
** Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Gavin are absolutely terrified when Ryan calmly walks into the AH office swearing revenge, in very different ways: Gavin claims that he was just filming the prank, Geoff starts blaming others, Ray desperately tries to backpedal from the prank (which he inadvertently suggested) and Michael spends the video giggling uncontrollably wielding a golf club.
-->'''Gavin''': Oh man, my heart hurts.
-->'''Matt''': That's ''fear'', Gavin.
** What makes this even funnier was that they ''knew'' Ryan would be angry and they still did it, despite Ray trying to desperately backpedal even then.
** Ryan's return to the office - Ryan is one of the calmer members of the main group, so it's unnerving to see just how pissed off he is from the moment he enters the room, as well as how ''[[TranquilFury calm]]'' he is when threatening the others. Add to this Michael and Geoff dying of laughter in the background, and the entire reveal is hilarious.
** When Ryan first does enter the office, he immediately squashes all pretense.
-->'''Geoff''': Hey, what's up?
-->'''Ryan''': Hey. You guys are all fucked, you know that, right?
-->'''Geoff''': How was The Patch?
-->'''Ryan''': Oh, I know. You leave for a second, you're fucked.
** At the very end of the Behind The Scenes, Gavin and Michael are discussing how much it actually costs to change your gamertag. Ryan caps it:
-->'''Ryan:''' It's 10, yeah. $9.99. ''[holds up his phone]'' I got the receipt.
-->''[[[{{Corpsing}} everyone dies laughing]]]''

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2nd Mar '17 6:11:57 PM Mikeyfan93
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCYU-UaQCp8&feature=youtu.be This AT&T]] commercial, which has Geoff being pelted with various things by the memebers of Creator/{{Funhaus}}.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCYU-UaQCp8&feature=youtu.be This AT&T]] commercial, which has Geoff being pelted with various things by the memebers members of Creator/{{Funhaus}}.
14th Feb '17 9:06:52 PM Blazer
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* From Podcast #395, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fTHr3R2MA Burnie's literal]] BrickJoke. (note: contains actual use of the trope.)
7th Feb '17 9:00:36 PM Blazer
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* [[https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/829041087687819264 Burnie shows off the new Rooster Teeth iMessage stickers to Barbara!]]
2nd Feb '17 6:50:11 PM ABE.Crudele
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* Right off the bat you have the names of the characters. Michael's character is called [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast "Mogar Jones,"]] naturally. Gus' character name is [[PunnyName "Bor Ealis."]] Griffon's character name is [[OnlyOneName "Orma."]] Geoff's character name is [[AtrociousAlias "Bo Jingles"]] and Ryan's name is [[ShoutOutThemeNaming "Albus Cumberbatch."]]
* A few [[RunningGag Running Gags]] surface very quickly, such as Albus obsessively collecting useless samples, Bo Jingles trying to win Orma's affections, Michael and Gus consistantly rolling the same thing to the point where it starts to terrify them and Ryan constantly asking the question "Do they speak Deep?" at the start of every encounter.
** Needless to say, the payoff whenever the party actually does enounter someone who speaks Deep is very sweet.
* DM Frank will often do his job by describing to the party what they've found and what observations they can make. For the sake of roleplaying, the group will usually then relay what Frank just told them to each other. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Word for word.]]
--> '''Frank:''' So you manage to get the chest out, and quickly realise this is a nice metal chest.
--> '''Geoff:''' This is a really nice chest!
--> '''Gus:''' It's metal!
* Gus is sat next to Ryan, allowing him a lot of opportunity to make a lot of hilarious [[EyeTake facial reactions]] to Ryan's more chaotic or evil actions.
* The party run into a captive 14 year old girl called Sanji in a cave in Episode 6, who joins their party. From that point on, she becomes the most hated member of the party to everyone other than Geoff. While she isn't quite TheLoad as she never gets in the party's way, she does become TheScrappy due to her lack of contribution to the party's battles and her infatuated cheering on of Bo Jingles, which the other party members find annoying. She's particularly this to Michael who never misses an opportunity to complain about her. It gets to a point where the others frequently ask if Sanji has been brutally killed in the middle of battle.
** Another prisoner found in the caves was a much older man named 'Father Dori'. Though it was funny enough that Ryan enthusiastically declared they'd [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory "found Dori,"]] the following jokes about the way the man touched the party when healing them pretty much wrote themselves.
* Starting at Episode 10, the group start to wear items of clothing that match their characters. Geoff wears little horns, Ryan wears bracers, etc. Perhaps the best part of this is that Gus wears a coif of chainmail, which affects the way he turns to look at Ryan.
--> '''Youtube comment:''' I like how Gus pivots his entire upper body to look at Ryan. It makes him look like a Muppet.
* The group encounter Drow at various points. Frank voices them with Brooklyn accents. Enough said.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR-MYOQvm-0 Episode 1:]]
** Ryan rolls a 1 for initiative on their very first battle, which leads to him surmising that while the rest of the party leapt into action to fight the snake that attacked them, Albus didn't notice the threat at all and knealt down to tie his shoelaces.
** Ryan uses his Charisma to convince Geoff's character that there's a snake on him, making Bo Jingles run away. Ryan then has to convince him again that he's not in danger ("Just kidding!") to bring him back. In retaliation, Bo Jingles lights Albus' crotch on fire.
** This:
--> '''Ryan:''' ''(Rolls for Persuasion)'' 17 plus 4, 21! I tell you you're stupid and you believe it!
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tdLZj6XRts Episode 2]]
** The party encounter a wounded mother Tiger early in the episode and a heated debate automatically breaks out over whether they should try to heal it or put it out of it misery with Frank awkwardly caught in the middle.
** Orma finds a strangely coloured frog and automatically eats it. It causes her to convulse, recover, then pass out. Griffon steps out and Jack abruptly enters and takes over Orma's character.
--> '''Gus:''' Save the tiger but eat the frog!? This is some species bullsh*t!
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fg9TUsHBRU Episode 3:]]
** Early in the episode, everybody gets on Geoff's back for disappearing during the last episode. Geoff insists that he was just looking for survivors. Michael insists that he only did so "allegedly" and asks him if he was looking for secret survivors.
** On encountering some bandits attacking a woman, Ryan makes a marvellous attempt at intimidation. Jack, not so much.
--> '''Ryan:''' ''(As Albus)'' Stand away from the woman or the dragonborn will eat your souls!
--> '''Michael:''' And I say: "I love souls!"
--> '''Jack:''' ''(Cheerfully)'' I go: "Yeah, me too!"
** An amusing amalgation comes about when Frank describes the woman as kicking one of the men while they're distracted. The others assume he means between the legs, but Frank tries to explain he meant between his teeth. Everybody comes to the conclusion that the man's balls are in his mouth.
** Michael's reaction to rolling the exact same thing as Gus for an initiative roll ''yet again'' is really something to see.
--> '''Michael:''' Are you ready, Bor Ealis?
--> '''Gus:''' Let's see how it goes.
--> ''They roll the dice''
--> '''Gus:''' What is it?
--> '''Michael:''' Seven.
--> '''Gus:''' Seven!
--> '''Michael:''' ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
--> '''Everyone:''' ''(Laughs)''
--> '''Michael:''' HOW!? HOW!!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
--> '''Gus:''' Every f*cking time!
--> '''Michael:''' HOOOOWW!?
--> '''Gus:''' It's six plus one!
--> '''Michael:''' ''(Screaming)'' I GOT A SIX PLUS ONE!!
--> '''Frank:''' ''(Relaxed)'' Wow. This is a little creepy...
--> '''Michael:''' WHAT THE F*CK!! GET OUT OF MY MIND!
--> '''Frank:''' I feel like the universe is being weird and maybe he does have balls between his teeth.
** The woman rescued by the party is called Naa Lu. When questioning her afterwards, she decides she can trust them because they don't look like they're "from the temple." Michael and Gus [[DontExplainTheJoke (the two paladins)]] immediately get wide-eyed and Michael tugs on the collar of his shirt nervously.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkpxfzusnm0 Episode 4:]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkpxfzusnm0&feature=youtu.be&t=14m10s Geoff's oppression speech/song!]]
** The party spends the night in a small village, where everybody starts to make moves on each other, complete with sexy music while Frank describes the scene.
--> '''Frank:''' ''(To Griffon)'' Two of the male warriors are kind of, like, making moves on you...
--> '''Griffon:''' ''(Cutting in)'' What about [[LesYay the women?]]
** What takes the cake is Ryan chatting up the village elder.
--> '''Ryan (as Albus):''' Now Mila, have you ever known the love of a younger man?
--> ''(Everybody bursts out laughing)''
--> '''Frank (as Mila):''' I have indeed, sonny. ''(Sexy music returns)'' ...Wait. Why do you ask?
** Geoff spends the whole episode having Bo Jingles use his magic to make fart noises behind Bor Ealis while he's talking to people, convincing everyone that Bor Ealis needs to use the latrines. Gus [[CassandraTruth fails to explain]] that he's being pranked.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Y7qOf6jF8 Episode 5:]]
** The gang open the episode with discussions of the night before at the end of the previous episode. Ryan asks Frank if they earn experience points for having sex, which Frank calls a loaded question. Ryan's bragging of his exploits leads Frank to ask if he can take XP away from him.
** Ryan brings up an extra finger that he'd collected from a previous encounter.
--> '''Ryan:''' All I'm going to say is, that extra finger got a little extra action last night.
--> ''(Everybody goes silent)''
--> '''Frank:''' ...Wooow.
** Frank brings up the suggestion of people in the comments that he let the players describe their finishing blow in combat, but he feels like he should just save it for when they get laid. Micheal immediately jumps in with "How was your finishing blow?"
** Frank describes a series of dreams that the party go through while they sleep. He gets to Bo Jingles, goes off to dress up in a costume and... [[https://youtu.be/m9Y7qOf6jF8?t=18m21s Just watch.]]
--> '''Gus:''' Frank, you're awesome.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1UoFiPLcqY Episode 11:]]
** The episode opens with the party interrogating a dying enemy Drow. Ryan and Jeremy are the interrogators. The Drow begs for water and Jeremy invents a new meaning for the word "hydration".
*** "While you're interrogating him, I'm taking his shoes."
*** Michael describes it as "No cop, bad cop."
--> '''Albus:''' Anyone else got any good questions for the soon to be... ''(whispers)'' Let's be honest, he's gonna die.
--> '''Orma:''' ...Soon to be 'hydrated' person.
--> '''Albus:''' Yes. Super hydrated. [[BlatantLies You're great. Don't worry about it]]
--> '''Drow:''' Please, can I get some water?
--> '''Orma:''' ''(eagerly)'' Albus, can I hydrate him?
--> ''(Later)''
--> '''Jeremy:''' Alright, I come up to the guy on the ground, and I'm going to hydrate him with my maul.
--> '''Ryan:''' Wait, before you do it... ''(Ryan mimes drinking the water right in front of the Drow)''
--> '''Drow:''' ''(Confused)'' Wait. Wha...? Oh, I guess you're just checking to make sure it ain't poisoned, right?
--> '''Albus:''' Oh, it's real good. It's real good.
--> '''Drow:''' Can I have some now?
--> '''Ryan:''' Hydrate him, Jeremy.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdc4RxX9zak Episode 12:]]
** This exchange with Geoff, who strums his lute with every sentence:
--> '''Frank:''' 8 points on that guy...
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' And that ''(strums)'' kills him!
--> '''Frank:''' He's still up.
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' He's ''(strums)'' dead!
--> '''Frank:''' Barely, but-
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' You're ''(strums)'' wrong!
--> '''Frank:''' ''(Laughs)''
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' Look ''(strums)'' again!
--> '''Frank:''' ''(Looks again)'' Nope! He's still up!
** Not long afterwards, Geoff is hit by a powerful fire attack that does so much damage that the leftover negative damage exceeds his total health, which results in an instant kill to any party member hit with an attack like this. Cue Frank looking at all of the rules in a silent panic in an effort to legally keep Bo Jingles alive. This eventually results in him realising that Geoff has resistance to fire because he's a Tiefling. Geoff was very vocal about how pleased he was to have this trait.
--> '''Michael:''' Look at Frank desperately trying to find a way to keep you alive and he can't find it!
--> ''(A little later)''
--> '''Geoff:''' Frank just rolled away his job.
--> '''Frank:''' ''(snaps fingers)'' You have fire resistance.
--> '''Geoff:''' I HAVE FIRE RESISTANCE YOU'RE RIGHT!!
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i30Q3fJzQdk Episode 13:]]
** The episode opens with the party in the process of freeing slaves. Emphasis on 'process'. Albus is overly suspicious and tries to argue that the party should hold back and check to see if the slaves are trustworthy before freeing them. Lawful Good Bor Ealis gets extremely frustrated at this, turning the whole thing into a sarcastic interrogation of Albus. Frank is in tears of laughter.
--> '''Ryan:''' Well now you're...
--> '''Gus:''' NO NO NO NO NO! LET'S TALK ALBUS! You wanted to do this! Let's stop doing ANYTHING and let's just talk!
--> '''Ryan:''' LET'S DISCUSS IT!!
--> '''Gus:''' ''[[SarcasmMode (Extremely sarcastically)]]'' How are you feeling today, Albus? Is everything going okay?
--> '''Ryan:''' ''(Casually)'' I'm pretty good, actually. I was mostly dead earlier, but now I think I'm doing better...
** The gang joke about using Charisma to investigate a chest for traps, with lines like "You'd tell me if you were a trap, right?" and "Just let me open you up" being delivered in a seductive tone by Ryan and Geoff.
--> '''Alison:''' I'm having like, flashbacks, right now. It's really weird.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvpVCDEo0f4 Episode 15:]]
** The episode opens with the interrogation of two Drow. Gus gives Ryan a ''fantastic'' DisapprovingLook in response to his method of finding out how many more Drow are left.
--> '''Albus:''' Here. How about this? You and your friend hold up your fingers. I'm gonna start cutting them off. When we get to the right number, say "stop".
--> '''Drow:''' Uhh, wai- Can we... Can we discuss this?
** When the question is raised as to how to deal with the prisoners, the Drow insist the party can just set them free. Albus dismisses the notion off-hand since they're slavers. The Drow assure them that they won't take the party as slaves. Bor Ealis sarcastically expresses his relief.
*** Ryan/Albus asks the Drow if they repent their slaver ways [[FunnyBackgroundEvent (while Geoff/Bo draws penis' on their faces).]]
*** Gus is torn about how to deal with the prisoners, really wishing that they hadn't given up. He can't execute them, but he can't just let them go free as they're evil and tying them up would be as good as leaving them for dead. Ryan offers him the "compromise" of letting them go, but having Orma break their knees. Gus is vocally against that.
*** The argument of what to do with them becomes a debate of how worthwhile it is to kill lesser evils in cold blood. Albus makes a show of how easy it is by casting Eldritch Blast ''in the middle of the argument'' to kill one of the Drow and show how easy it is. As Michael puts it: "WE DIDN'T SAY IT WAS HARD!"
*** The resolution to the whole thing. Ryan's not sure if he wants to let the remaining Drow live, but Geoff points out that leaving one alive will give the other Drow a living witness of their reputation. Ryan points out that said reputation will be one of them getting things done while the rest bicker about it. Alison enthusiastically argues that this unpredictibility will make them scarier.
--> '''Albus:''' Did you learn the evil of your ways?
--> '''Drow:''' [[BlatantLies I totally learned the evil of my ways, yes.]]
--> '''Geoff:''' Wouldn't it be [[VerbalTic "wayses"]]?
--> '''Drow:''' Wayses, yes! What he says!
--> '''Mogar:''' He's talking weird now!
** The group comes across a large stalagmite with holes in it. The first thing Geoff asks is if they are "dick-sized holes". Frank tells him they're bigger than that and Geoff mutters "Depends who you're talking about, I guess." Alison breaks down laughing.
*** '''Geoff:''' Bor Ealis takes one look and goes "These are bigger than dick holes."
*** Gus makes a face when Ryan tells him his character has small petite hands to go with his tiny frame.
*** Eventually, Geoff decides to stick his rapier in the hole. This kicks off with him saying he's going to [[ThatCameOutWrong "rape-y in"]] and Ryan hastily telling him to "Don't say that," followed by Alison pointing out that Geoff technically didn't ask permission before sticking his long pointed object in the hole. Geoff decides to keep going with the "rape-y in" thing.
*** It seems that there's something living inside the hole, leading to speculation from the party on how to handle it.
--> '''Ryan:''' Well he's already circumcised it; we might as well befriend it.
--> '''Geoff:''' I say we- ''(cuts off)''
--> '''Micheal:''' ''(wheezes with laughter)''
** The party come across a group of fungus creatures that don't communicate with words, but through sensations. The result is that their names are just Frank making popping, blowing and gibberish noises with his mouth, which everybody needs to imitate whenever trying to reference them.
** The party discover that Navarro, one of their NPC companions, has been infected with worms multiplying throughout the inside of his body.
--> '''Geoff:''' I say "Goodnight sweet prince" and I slit his throat and set his body on fire.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-gjBtYsbM Episode 16:]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Magic is a fickle beast. The lube came at just the right moment."]]

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\n* Right off the bat you have the names of the characters. Michael's character is called [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast "Mogar Jones,"]] naturally. Gus' character name is [[PunnyName "Bor Ealis."]] Griffon's character name is [[OnlyOneName "Orma."]] Geoff's character name is [[AtrociousAlias "Bo Jingles"]] and Ryan's name is [[ShoutOutThemeNaming "Albus Cumberbatch."]]\n* A few [[RunningGag Running Gags]] surface very quickly, such as Albus obsessively collecting useless samples, Bo Jingles trying to win Orma's affections, Michael and Gus consistantly rolling the same thing to the point where it starts to terrify them and Ryan constantly asking the question "Do they speak Deep?" at the start of every encounter.\n** Needless to say, the payoff whenever the party actually does enounter someone who speaks Deep is very sweet.\n* DM Frank will often do his job by describing to the party what they've found and what observations they can make. For the sake of roleplaying, the group will usually then relay what Frank just told them to each other. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Word for word.]]\n--> '''Frank:''' So you manage to get the chest out, and quickly realise this is a nice metal chest.\n--> '''Geoff:''' This is a really nice chest!\n--> '''Gus:''' It's metal!\n* Gus is sat next to Ryan, allowing him a lot of opportunity to make a lot of hilarious [[EyeTake facial reactions]] to Ryan's more chaotic or evil actions.\n* The party run into a captive 14 year old girl called Sanji in a cave in Episode 6, who joins their party. From that point on, she becomes the most hated member of the party to everyone other than Geoff. While she isn't quite TheLoad as she never gets in the party's way, she does become TheScrappy due to her lack of contribution to the party's battles and her infatuated cheering on of Bo Jingles, which the other party members find annoying. She's particularly this to Michael who never misses an opportunity to complain about her. It gets to a point where the others frequently ask if Sanji has been brutally killed in the middle of battle.
** Another prisoner found in the caves was a much older man named 'Father Dori'. Though it was funny enough that Ryan enthusiastically declared they'd [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory "found Dori,"]] the following jokes about the way the man touched the party when healing them pretty much wrote themselves.
* Starting at Episode 10, the group start to wear items of clothing that match their characters. Geoff wears little horns, Ryan wears bracers, etc. Perhaps the best part of this is that Gus wears a coif of chainmail, which affects the way he turns to look at Ryan.
--> '''Youtube comment:''' I like how Gus pivots his entire upper body to look at Ryan. It makes him look like a Muppet.
* The group encounter Drow at various points. Frank voices them with Brooklyn accents. Enough said.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR-MYOQvm-0 Episode 1:]]
** Ryan rolls a 1 for initiative on their very first battle, which leads to him surmising that while the rest of the party leapt into action to fight the snake that attacked them, Albus didn't notice the threat at all and knealt down to tie his shoelaces.
** Ryan uses his Charisma to convince Geoff's character that there's a snake on him, making Bo Jingles run away. Ryan then has to convince him again that he's not in danger ("Just kidding!") to bring him back. In retaliation, Bo Jingles lights Albus' crotch on fire.
** This:
--> '''Ryan:''' ''(Rolls for Persuasion)'' 17 plus 4, 21! I tell you you're stupid and you believe it!
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tdLZj6XRts Episode 2]]
** The party encounter a wounded mother Tiger early in the episode and a heated debate automatically breaks out over whether they should try to heal it or put it out of it misery with Frank awkwardly caught in the middle.
** Orma finds a strangely coloured frog and automatically eats it. It causes her to convulse, recover, then pass out. Griffon steps out and Jack abruptly enters and takes over Orma's character.
--> '''Gus:''' Save the tiger but eat the frog!? This is some species bullsh*t!
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fg9TUsHBRU Episode 3:]]
** Early in the episode, everybody gets on Geoff's back for disappearing during the last episode. Geoff insists that he was just looking for survivors. Michael insists that he only did so "allegedly" and asks him if he was looking for secret survivors.
** On encountering some bandits attacking a woman, Ryan makes a marvellous attempt at intimidation. Jack, not so much.
--> '''Ryan:''' ''(As Albus)'' Stand away from the woman or the dragonborn will eat your souls!
--> '''Michael:''' And I say: "I love souls!"
--> '''Jack:''' ''(Cheerfully)'' I go: "Yeah, me too!"
** An amusing amalgation comes about when Frank describes the woman as kicking one of the men while they're distracted. The others assume he means between the legs, but Frank tries to explain he meant between his teeth. Everybody comes to the conclusion that the man's balls are in his mouth.
** Michael's reaction to rolling the exact same thing as Gus for an initiative roll ''yet again'' is really something to see.
--> '''Michael:''' Are you ready, Bor Ealis?
--> '''Gus:''' Let's see how it goes.
--> ''They roll the dice''
--> '''Gus:''' What is it?
--> '''Michael:''' Seven.
--> '''Gus:''' Seven!
--> '''Michael:''' ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
--> '''Everyone:''' ''(Laughs)''
--> '''Michael:''' HOW!? HOW!!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
--> '''Gus:''' Every f*cking time!
--> '''Michael:''' HOOOOWW!?
--> '''Gus:''' It's six plus one!
--> '''Michael:''' ''(Screaming)'' I GOT A SIX PLUS ONE!!
--> '''Frank:''' ''(Relaxed)'' Wow. This is a little creepy...
--> '''Michael:''' WHAT THE F*CK!! GET OUT OF MY MIND!
--> '''Frank:''' I feel like the universe is being weird and maybe he does have balls between his teeth.
** The woman rescued by the party is called Naa Lu. When questioning her afterwards, she decides she can trust them because they don't look like they're "from the temple." Michael and Gus [[DontExplainTheJoke (the two paladins)]] immediately get wide-eyed and Michael tugs on the collar of his shirt nervously.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkpxfzusnm0 Episode 4:]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkpxfzusnm0&feature=youtu.be&t=14m10s Geoff's oppression speech/song!]]
** The party spends the night in a small village, where everybody starts to make moves on each other, complete with sexy music while Frank describes the scene.
--> '''Frank:''' ''(To Griffon)'' Two of the male warriors are kind of, like, making moves on you...
--> '''Griffon:''' ''(Cutting in)'' What about [[LesYay the women?]]
** What takes the cake is Ryan chatting up the village elder.
--> '''Ryan (as Albus):''' Now Mila, have you ever known the love of a younger man?
--> ''(Everybody bursts out laughing)''
--> '''Frank (as Mila):''' I have indeed, sonny. ''(Sexy music returns)'' ...Wait. Why do you ask?
** Geoff spends the whole episode having Bo Jingles use his magic to make fart noises behind Bor Ealis while he's talking to people, convincing everyone that Bor Ealis needs to use the latrines. Gus [[CassandraTruth fails to explain]] that he's being pranked.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Y7qOf6jF8 Episode 5:]]
** The gang open the episode with discussions of the night before at the end of the previous episode. Ryan asks Frank if they earn experience points for having sex, which Frank calls a loaded question. Ryan's bragging of his exploits leads Frank to ask if he can take XP away from him.
** Ryan brings up an extra finger that he'd collected from a previous encounter.
--> '''Ryan:''' All I'm going to say is, that extra finger got a little extra action last night.
--> ''(Everybody goes silent)''
--> '''Frank:''' ...Wooow.
** Frank brings up the suggestion of people in the comments that he let the players describe their finishing blow in combat, but he feels like he should just save it for when they get laid. Micheal immediately jumps in with "How was your finishing blow?"
** Frank describes a series of dreams that the party go through while they sleep. He gets to Bo Jingles, goes off to dress up in a costume and... [[https://youtu.be/m9Y7qOf6jF8?t=18m21s Just watch.]]
--> '''Gus:''' Frank, you're awesome.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1UoFiPLcqY Episode 11:]]
** The episode opens with the party interrogating a dying enemy Drow. Ryan and Jeremy are the interrogators. The Drow begs for water and Jeremy invents a new meaning for the word "hydration".
*** "While you're interrogating him, I'm taking his shoes."
*** Michael describes it as "No cop, bad cop."
--> '''Albus:''' Anyone else got any good questions for the soon to be... ''(whispers)'' Let's be honest, he's gonna die.
--> '''Orma:''' ...Soon to be 'hydrated' person.
--> '''Albus:''' Yes. Super hydrated. [[BlatantLies You're great. Don't worry about it]]
--> '''Drow:''' Please, can I get some water?
--> '''Orma:''' ''(eagerly)'' Albus, can I hydrate him?
--> ''(Later)''
--> '''Jeremy:''' Alright, I come up to the guy on the ground, and I'm going to hydrate him with my maul.
--> '''Ryan:''' Wait, before you do it... ''(Ryan mimes drinking the water right in front of the Drow)''
--> '''Drow:''' ''(Confused)'' Wait. Wha...? Oh, I guess you're just checking to make sure it ain't poisoned, right?
--> '''Albus:''' Oh, it's real good. It's real good.
--> '''Drow:''' Can I have some now?
--> '''Ryan:''' Hydrate him, Jeremy.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdc4RxX9zak Episode 12:]]
** This exchange with Geoff, who strums his lute with every sentence:
--> '''Frank:''' 8 points on that guy...
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' And that ''(strums)'' kills him!
--> '''Frank:''' He's still up.
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' He's ''(strums)'' dead!
--> '''Frank:''' Barely, but-
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' You're ''(strums)'' wrong!
--> '''Frank:''' ''(Laughs)''
--> '''Geoff ''(singing)'':''' Look ''(strums)'' again!
--> '''Frank:''' ''(Looks again)'' Nope! He's still up!
** Not long afterwards, Geoff is hit by a powerful fire attack that does so much damage that the leftover negative damage exceeds his total health, which results in an instant kill to any party member hit with an attack like this. Cue Frank looking at all of the rules in a silent panic in an effort to legally keep Bo Jingles alive. This eventually results in him realising that Geoff has resistance to fire because he's a Tiefling. Geoff was very vocal about how pleased he was to have this trait.
--> '''Michael:''' Look at Frank desperately trying to find a way to keep you alive and he can't find it!
--> ''(A little later)''
--> '''Geoff:''' Frank just rolled away his job.
--> '''Frank:''' ''(snaps fingers)'' You have fire resistance.
--> '''Geoff:''' I HAVE FIRE RESISTANCE YOU'RE RIGHT!!
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i30Q3fJzQdk Episode 13:]]
** The episode opens with the party in the process of freeing slaves. Emphasis on 'process'. Albus is overly suspicious and tries to argue that the party should hold back and check to see if the slaves are trustworthy before freeing them. Lawful Good Bor Ealis gets extremely frustrated at this, turning the whole thing into a sarcastic interrogation of Albus. Frank is in tears of laughter.
--> '''Ryan:''' Well now you're...
--> '''Gus:''' NO NO NO NO NO! LET'S TALK ALBUS! You wanted to do this! Let's stop doing ANYTHING and let's just talk!
--> '''Ryan:''' LET'S DISCUSS IT!!
--> '''Gus:''' ''[[SarcasmMode (Extremely sarcastically)]]'' How are you feeling today, Albus? Is everything going okay?
--> '''Ryan:''' ''(Casually)'' I'm pretty good, actually. I was mostly dead earlier, but now I think I'm doing better...
** The gang joke about using Charisma to investigate a chest for traps, with lines like "You'd tell me if you were a trap, right?" and "Just let me open you up" being delivered in a seductive tone by Ryan and Geoff.
--> '''Alison:''' I'm having like, flashbacks, right now. It's really weird.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvpVCDEo0f4 Episode 15:]]
** The episode opens with the interrogation of two Drow. Gus gives Ryan a ''fantastic'' DisapprovingLook in response to his method of finding out how many more Drow are left.
--> '''Albus:''' Here. How about this? You and your friend hold up your fingers. I'm gonna start cutting them off. When we get to the right number, say "stop".
--> '''Drow:''' Uhh, wai- Can we... Can we discuss this?
** When the question is raised as to how to deal with the prisoners, the Drow insist the party can just set them free. Albus dismisses the notion off-hand since they're slavers. The Drow assure them that they won't take the party as slaves. Bor Ealis sarcastically expresses his relief.
*** Ryan/Albus asks the Drow if they repent their slaver ways [[FunnyBackgroundEvent (while Geoff/Bo draws penis' on their faces).]]
*** Gus is torn about how to deal with the prisoners, really wishing that they hadn't given up. He can't execute them, but he can't just let them go free as they're evil and tying them up would be as good as leaving them for dead. Ryan offers him the "compromise" of letting them go, but having Orma break their knees. Gus is vocally against that.
*** The argument of what to do with them becomes a debate of how worthwhile it is to kill lesser evils in cold blood. Albus makes a show of how easy it is by casting Eldritch Blast ''in the middle of the argument'' to kill one of the Drow and show how easy it is. As Michael puts it: "WE DIDN'T SAY IT WAS HARD!"
*** The resolution to the whole thing. Ryan's not sure if he wants to let the remaining Drow live, but Geoff points out that leaving one alive will give the other Drow a living witness of their reputation. Ryan points out that said reputation will be one of them getting things done while the rest bicker about it. Alison enthusiastically argues that this unpredictibility will make them scarier.
--> '''Albus:''' Did you learn the evil of your ways?
--> '''Drow:''' [[BlatantLies I totally learned the evil of my ways, yes.]]
--> '''Geoff:''' Wouldn't it be [[VerbalTic "wayses"]]?
--> '''Drow:''' Wayses, yes! What he says!
--> '''Mogar:''' He's talking weird now!
** The group comes across a large stalagmite with holes in it. The first thing Geoff asks is if they are "dick-sized holes". Frank tells him they're bigger than that and Geoff mutters "Depends who you're talking about, I guess." Alison breaks down laughing.
*** '''Geoff:''' Bor Ealis takes one look and goes "These are bigger than dick holes."
*** Gus makes a face when Ryan tells him his character has small petite hands to go with his tiny frame.
*** Eventually, Geoff decides to stick his rapier in the hole. This kicks off with him saying he's going to [[ThatCameOutWrong "rape-y in"]] and Ryan hastily telling him to "Don't say that," followed by Alison pointing out that Geoff technically didn't ask permission before sticking his long pointed object in the hole. Geoff decides to keep going with the "rape-y in" thing.
*** It seems that there's something living inside the hole, leading to speculation from the party on how to handle it.
--> '''Ryan:''' Well he's already circumcised it; we might as well befriend it.
--> '''Geoff:''' I say we- ''(cuts off)''
--> '''Micheal:''' ''(wheezes with laughter)''
** The party come across a group of fungus creatures that don't communicate with words, but through sensations. The result is that their names are just Frank making popping, blowing and gibberish noises with his mouth, which everybody needs to imitate whenever trying to reference them.
** The party discover that Navarro, one of their NPC companions, has been infected with worms multiplying throughout the inside of his body.
--> '''Geoff:''' I say "Goodnight sweet prince" and I slit his throat and set his body on fire.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-gjBtYsbM Episode 16:]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Magic is a fickle beast. The lube came at just the right moment."]]
its own page [[Funny/HeroesAndHalfwits here]].
23rd Jan '17 2:15:18 PM FelinaofL2
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* During Extra Life 2016, Michael downs 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, with his increasingly drunken state leading to hilarious moments.
** 90 shots in and obviously hammered, he announces that Lindsay's pregnant, leading to this gem of a conversation:
-->'''Gavin''': It's going to be the angriest baby ever born.
-->'''Michael''': Goddamn right it is!
-->'''Jack''': It's just gonna be punching and kicking non-stop.
-->'''Gavin''': What's its, what's its first word going to be??
-->'''Michael''': Ahhhh, "fuck you". [[ClusterFBomb "Fuck you"]], Gavin! [[RuleOfThree "Fuck YOU!"]] That's what it's gonna be!
7th Jan '17 7:47:38 AM SeptimusHeap
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*** Eventually, Geoff decides to stick his rapier in the hole. This kicks off with him saying he's going to [[ThatCameOutWrong "rape-y in"]] and Ryan hastily telling him to "Don't say that," followed by Alison pointing out that Geoff technically didn't ask permission before [[FreudWasRight sticking his long pointed object in the hole.]] Geoff decides to keep going with the "rape-y in" thing.

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*** Eventually, Geoff decides to stick his rapier in the hole. This kicks off with him saying he's going to [[ThatCameOutWrong "rape-y in"]] and Ryan hastily telling him to "Don't say that," followed by Alison pointing out that Geoff technically didn't ask permission before [[FreudWasRight sticking his long pointed object in the hole.]] hole. Geoff decides to keep going with the "rape-y in" thing.
18th Dec '16 3:41:32 PM BobSaget9
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*** "So, I'm supposed to award points... I've- I don't who to give points for that, since points mean [[TakeThat you've done a good job]]..."

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*** "So, I'm supposed to award points... I've- I don't who to give points for that, since because points mean say [[TakeThat you've done a good job]]...""
** Prior to the Redemption Challenge (which involves eating cookies and milk... supposedly from ''last year''), Tyler decides to "lube up" by taking a pull off of his bottle of Maker's Mark. He winds up downing ''half of the bottle''.
--->'''Jon''': (hands on cheeks, to the camera; as Tyler coughs and gags) Remember when Santa died when on "On the Spot"? Remember?
--->'''Tyler''': (gag) CHRIST KRINGLE!
12th Dec '16 2:52:10 PM BobSaget9
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** "Ass Swipe" manages to get derailed pretty hard when "Naught Santas" gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=7m33s Variam]]... and Tyler completely ignores actually talking about his characteristics in lieu of [[CrossingTheLineTwice repeatedly insisting he loves America and is American]]. It gets to the point that Jon ''immediately'' rings Tyler out the second he tries continuing it.
--->'''Mariel''': (buries head in hands) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh my god]]''[[note]]A rather meta bit in regards to this? Tyler starts doing this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=9m11s at]] [[RefugeInAudacity the 9:11 mark]].[[/note]]

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** "Ass Swipe" manages to get derailed pretty hard when "Naught Santas" gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=7m33s Variam]]... and Tyler completely ignores actually talking about his characteristics in lieu of [[CrossingTheLineTwice repeatedly insisting he loves America and is American]]. It gets to the point that Jon ''immediately'' rings Tyler out the second he tries continuing it.\n--->'''Mariel''': (buries head in hands) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh my god]]''[[note]]A [[note]]A rather meta bit in regards to this? Tyler starts doing this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=9m11s at]] [[RefugeInAudacity the 9:11 mark]].[[/note]][[/note]] It gets to the point that Jon ''immediately'' rings Tyler out the second he tries continuing it.
--->'''Mariel''': (buries head in hands) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh my god]]''
12th Dec '16 2:51:43 PM BobSaget9
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--->'''Mariel''': (buries head in hands) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh my god]]''
*** A rather meta bit in regards to this? Tyler starts doing this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=9m11s at]] [[RefugeInAudacity the 9:11 mark]].
** [[FromBadToWorse And then the second round happens,]] with the victim this time being Melissa. The additional character trait "Naughty Santas" come up with? [[ShockingSwerve She's a terrorist.]]
--->'''Lindsay''': [I'd] like to apologize for everything we're about to say.

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--->'''Mariel''': (buries head in hands) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh my god]]''
*** A
god]]''[[note]]A rather meta bit in regards to this? Tyler starts doing this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyDGmPFNK8&t=9m11s at]] [[RefugeInAudacity the 9:11 mark]].
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mark]].[[/note]]
***
[[FromBadToWorse And then the second round happens,]] with the victim this time being Melissa. The additional character trait "Naughty Santas" come up with? [[ShockingSwerve She's a terrorist.]]
--->'''Lindsay''': ---->'''Lindsay''': [I'd] like to apologize for everything we're about to say.say.
*** "So, I'm supposed to award points... I've- I don't who to give points for that, since points mean [[TakeThat you've done a good job]]..."
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