Traditionally, a joke consists of a succinct remark made in response to a setup
, after which either the conversation goes on in its original direction, or the scene ends. An Escalating Punchline, on the other hand, keeps extending the remark by tagging on further and further additions, often with each being more extreme than the last. These are always short and delivered in an uninterrupted sequence, separated by very brief but distinct pauses. With sufficient increments, it can turn into an Overly-Long Gag
Jokes like this usually rely on Crosses the Line Twice
, where it gets progressively funnier as the punchline is exaggerated. Compare to Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking
and Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick
, where all the escalation occurs in one section of the punchline, usually with the last part; also see One-Two Punchline
. Compare Serial Escalation
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- There's a joke that exists in various forms about a man with "Shorty" tattooed on his penis. Eventually a woman goes to bed with him and emerges pleased and exhausted. Her friends ask what was so great about sex with "Shorty," and she reports that the tattoo actually says "Shorty's Pizza Parlor." (beat) "Established 1990." (beat) "Eat In, Take Out, or Delivery." (beat) "Albequerque, New Mexico 47101..."
- The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy has this:
Prosser: But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.
Arthur: Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything.
Prosser: But the plans were on display...
Arthur: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.
Prosser: That's the display department.
Arthur: With a flashlight.
Prosser: Ah, well the lights had probably gone.
Arthur: So had the stairs.
Prosser: But look, you found the notice didn't you?
Arthur: Yes, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.
Live Action TV
- Blanche in The Golden Girls:
I can't sell my car to you; you're a friend. My great granddad always said there's two things you never sell to a friend: a car, and a slave. Because if either one stops working you'll never hear the end of it. 'Course, they hanged my great-granddad. He said a lot of things he shouldn't have.
- Bette Midler in Bette when she takes a job as a waitress:
I got some very nice feedback. Even a love letter! It was very sweet. Kind of dirty, though. [holds up letter in sandwich bag] I'm sending it to the police, actually.
- Phoebe in Friends:
[[Parker]]: I'm sorry, but that's who I am! I'm a positive person!
a positive person. You
are like Santa on Prozac! At Disneyland! Getting laid!
- Outnumbered, "The Dinner Party":
Pete: I remember at school, that the bullying stopped when I showed them that I just wasn't frightened of them. And when that new boy started. Boy with a stutter. Peter the Repeater, they called him. Well, Paracetamol Pete after the suicide attempt.
- Andy Parsons on Mock the Week:
She said she is Radio 2 to Gordon Brown
's Radio 4. And you're thinking, well, she's not Radio 2. Radio 2 is the most popular radio station in this country. If she's anything, she's Isle of Wight FM. On a Sunday morning. At 3 o'clock. In January. When the transmission mast is broken.
- Will and Grace, "Leo Unwrapped":
Grace: No! You know I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago how upset I got when you left your present out for me to find?
Will: "Left it out?!" It was hidden in a storage locker in Queens. That I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!
- The bawdy English folk song "A Long Strong Black Pudding'' has elements of this.
- Rapper Canibus used to love this. Example "Mic-Nificent": "My rhymes confuse niggas like somebody trying to gangbang / Wearing a blue shirt, and red pants / Throwing up signs with the left hand / Standing out in the corner of wetlands / With a confederate flag for a headband"
Stand Up Comedy
- Christopher Titus, telling a story about his dad waking him up one morning.
"How about you tell me why the car is parked at such an odd angle. On the porch. Across the street."
- Jeff Dunham has this with his puppet Walter when describing the ease of obtaining condoms.
Walter: When I was young I had to walk five miles to get a condom. Uphill! In the snow! With a boner!
- MovieBob about a scene in Mamma Mia!:
- Also, about how much the concept of Monsters seems to be almost tailor-made to his taste:
It's like a Reese's Cup. Inside a blueberry pie. With Cool Whip. Served to me by Anne Hathaway
. On a speedboat. In the Mushroom Kingdom. On Christmas.
- The Zero Punctuation review of The Darkness:
At this point, I'd only consider buying the full version of The Darkness if it came down to budget price. And they threw in another, better game
. And some cake. And Belgium.
- Also, the Too Human review:
You're left with a gaming experience that could be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere stopping every five seconds to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer (beat) and the road is a million miles long (beat) and the hammer is made of wank.
- And his Resident Evil 5 one.
Imagine you see a guy slamming his hands against a wall until they bleed and he has to go to the hospital. Than he comes back from hospital to do it even more. On your bill. And it's your wall.
- And in his Rise of the Triad one, describing the difference between casual and hardcore gaming (not unlike this image◊):
Oh, look at this wee man, who thinks he can roll with us! Maybe if you eat this entire live crab. While I'm hitting you. With the crab.
- Done a few times on Homestar Runner:
- In the Strong Bad Email "montage", Strong Bad's reaction to an emailer asking him to "creat" a montage is to say (in a mocking, high-pitched voice) "Oooohhh! Why don't you 'creat' an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly? (beat) And I talk like this. (beat) And your name is Watered Down!"
- In "strong badathlon", one of the events in the eponymous -Athlon is "the Clean and Jerk... Strong Mad's Underwears... Over His Head. Fortunately, you don't really have to clean them."
- In "slumber party", Strong Bad claims that at childhood slumber parties, Strong Sad was the much-ridiculed "kid who got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom", even when they were holding slumber parties in their own basement.
Strong Sad: That only happened once!
Strong Bad: Uh-huh...
Strong Sad: A week...
Strong Bad: Keep goin'...
Strong Sad: For ten years.
Strong Bad: There you go!
- Used in episode 39 of Red vs. Blue, combined with Metaphorgotten:
Caboose: I know where you can find O'Malley. He lived inside my helmet for a while, maybe he left an address to send his mail. We were like roommates!
Sarge:Sounds like he took some of the furniture when he left. And the carpet. And the drapes. And I wouldn't expect to get that deposit back, if you know what I mean.
- Commentary on the DVD reveals a lot of Sarge's ad-libs went on like this.
- In the second AMV Hell, there is a recurring image of an EVA. The first two appearances both use the same somber orchestral music, but the third has only cricket noises. The fourth appearance has a song with the lyrics "WON'T SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE? KILL ME! I WANT TO DIE!" If you wait after the cut to black, the EVA is shown for a final time, finally crushing and dropping its victim.
- Noob has a scene during which the main guild is looking for a new healer and recruiting in an area that has many low-level players. Near the end of the episode, someone passes by and the group jerkass makes fun of him, assuming he's a low-level player. The guild master's answer can be paraphrased as "That 'kid' you just made fun of is part of [the game's top guild you're hoping to join someday]. Actually, he's in the same team as [top player of said guild of whom you're a Fanboy]. He's also the game's best healer."