Of course, the original point was that a loose strand of Sailor Moon's Hair could have wound up in Mina's hair brush, which then ended up in Mina's Hair. That one piece was picked up by the scanners... yeah, still kinda stupid.
And even if somehow all of those incredibly contrived events panned out exactly, it still wouldn't work because hair doesn't have any DNA in it. There might be a few testable skin cells on the follicle-end, but that's a long shot at best, and if the scanners were so absurdly sensitive that a few stray cells could fool them, anyone Serena made physical contact with in the past week would have yielded a similar false-positive result. So yeah, major fail.
The dream footage of Serena apparently marrying Tuxedo Mask and Andrew in Episode 13/14. Lampshaded by Serena.
In episode 32, Queen Beryl's orb does... something...
Both Lampshaded and subverted in Episode 26/27, where Luna is being chased by a crowd of horny pussies, only to be saved by a large cerulean male cat. "Well, that was just pointless and weird," she grumbles... but the large male cat turns out to be the Monster of the Week.
In episode 36/37, the random singing of Pokemon parody songs, but most notably Ami's song, which was lampshaded by Greg's reaction
"Here's a completely useless scene, with Raye in pink overalls. Please laugh at your own discretion." (beat) "WHAT?"
Bizarro Universe: In the Remix Episode, the Sailor Scouts are transported to another dimension where everyone's names are different (the Sailors' are taken from DiC's pitch reel), Sailor Mars tolerates her teammates better, Sailor Mercury can't speak English, and everyone in the Negaverse has different personalities as well.
From episode 41: "Didn't there use to be an orphanage there?"
Used horrifically in episode 46/47.
Black Comedy Rape: The whole plot of episode 42. Double subverted in the Sailor Says!
Megami33: Hi Everyone, You know here at SMA we like to joke at a bunch of things but rape isn't funny. At all. In fact all those that joke about it should go straight to-(Gets taken away by several people)
Book Ends: The series begins with Serena waking up late for school screaming,
In another episode she requests some eye bleach. Lucky that Raye has some!
Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: When the Sailor Scouts find Anne visiting the shrine where Raye works, Serena exclaims that she might do something evil, such as performing a voodoo ritual, taking drugs, or performing a voodoo ritual while taking drugs.
Mina: You are on my turf HONEY! We may share a classroom and like share books and share needles but I ain't sharing my clientele.
Brick Joke: In their version of episode 33, it just focuses on Serena going to (and getting expelled from) the finishing school. Then, before the episode ends, Serena realizes that she forgot something. Cut to the room filled with girls who were frozen in wax by the Monster of the Day and never rescued.
An earlier example from episode 3, where one of Serena's friends — a short, nameless fat girl — is on a treadmill at the gym while her trainer keeps pushing her to go faster. After the "Sailor Moon Says" segment, she's still running and begs the trainer to let her go home. His response: "No. Keep going, Pillsbury!"
"I'm still fat from the other episode!"
Butt Monkey: In Real Life, Roll002 (Eric). If the bloopers are any indication, he can't get through a single line without messing it up at least a few times. Add to this the fact that he plays villains and, later, Darien (who are, by definition, Mr. Exposition) and we get a lot of bloopers and a very sarcastic SMA crew.
Call Back: Episode 39 is referenced by Artemis in The Movie, when he mentions the moon kingdom had no militia.
The Cast Showoff: The main cast (Megami33, KrisRix, and Roll002) behind the Abridged Series are artists. However, It's KrisRix that stood out the most. For example:
The chibi drawings on said official site.
A picture of Mina in the movie. (Looks flawless, doesn't it?)
As well as her rendition of songs from Lady Gaga... on flute.
The Danza: In episode 17, Megami33 and KrisRix voice a pair of animators named Corinne and Kris. This is possibly lampshaded at the end, when "All About Us" by T.A.T.U. plays.
In an interview, KrisRix stated that they chose the song because the two Russian girls from T.A.T.U pretended to be gay, and the animators of that episode were gay, so they thought it would be funny (but then again, that makes two good reasons to play that song).
"Hey, nerd, you've really put in a lot of ENERGY into this class and I'm really impressed by your ENERGY input. So I wanted you to lead the class today and teach them how to give more ENERGY for completely innocent reasons. ENERGY!"
Raye: YOU'RE TURNING ME DOWN?! WELL, I HOPE YOU GO TO HEAVEN! Chad: What? Amy: I think that since Raye holds Hell in such a high regard, spending the afterlife in Heaven is a terrible fate for her, hence the insult. Serena: And that is the joke...
Happened again in the trailer for the remix episode:
Early-Bird Cameo: Sailors Uranus and Neptune show up backstage while the evil clown ruins the Snow White play and attacks everyone, but decide to wait a few episodes before they start randomly appearing to save the Sailor Scouts.
Get A Hold Of Yourself Man: Raye slapped Serena five consecutive times in Episode 31, but Serena got used to it. Amy also slapped Serena in the season finale, only to get kicked out of the team, eventually leading up to her death after her CMoA.
A Hell of a Time: After Raye is killed during the season finale, her "motivational speech" for Serena is to not die and ruin her eternal paradise.
Although if SHE enjoys it so much, it must REALLY be bad...
Hey, It's That Voice!: If any of you people watched a certain episode of a certain Abridged Series, you might notice the doctor in the movie sounding a little familiar, if you willnote He also plays the Moonlight Knight.
Kirbopher15 and NathanGraves989 both provided their voices for a few extras... and Lita's 'friend' she keeps talking about... respectively.
Hijacked By Jesus: Sort of. Sailor Moon saves a priest, and Jesus appears as an unseen character.
Having Raye being a Satanic Pyromaniac instead of a Shinto temple Miko would probably qualify. No complaints here though :)
The Load: Sailor Mercury is so utterly useless in a fight, Serena offered a Monster of the Week Mercury's position. Plus, the one time she DOES defeat a monster, Serena is convinced that the Moonlight Knight took care of it. The worst part: He took the credit. Ouch.
Mina manages to be even more useless, being so ditzy as to actually FORGET how to transform at one point, only remembering when all the fighting is over. Also, at the finishing school ball, she nearly forgot her own name.
Serena: What? Raye? Amy? Lita? Mina?
Mina: My name's no- oh, wait...
And most tedious of all is rescuing Molly for the umpteenth time.
Serena: Christ, again? I mean, every *honk*ing episode...
Lyrical Dissonance Raye's song "Oh Bloody Night" sounds like a sweet love song, but is about how she tortures a guy for Satan.
Actually, judging by the first two lines of the song(and the first subliminal photo in the part of the song in the actual episode) it may be about her torturing her boyfriend(?), Chad, which makes it both this and a "normal" love song.
Missing Episode: Quite a few videos were lost when Megami33's original Youtube account was deleted, mostly stuff for the fans. As far as actual episodes go, the bloopers for episode 21 and the Remix Episode Ad have yet to resurface on any of the current accounts for the series.
Mood Whiplash: Certain scenes (like Nephlite's death and the flashback to the destruction of the Moon Kingdom) are honestly played a bit too straight to be funny. It's seriously jarring, especially as the dubbing is still deliberately comically bad.
The Movie: The first was released on February 18, 2010, but before Season 2 actually began. According to Episode 45, they're in a different canon from the rest of the series, so Serena should've forgotten about it afterwards...
Somewhat lampshaded in the same episode when Greg, on the phone with Amy, reacts to her sudden burst of song like a normal person might - first confusedly, then just giving up and hanging up the phone.
New Powers as the Plot Demands: The "time-rewinding powers" Darien used to pull Serena to safety when she nearly fell off a balcony. He received such powers as a reference to the fact that in DiC's version, the footage of Serena falling plays backwards to make it look like Darien pulled her back up. (Originally, they both fell and used Usagi's parasol as a parachute.)
Sailor Moon once turned her tiara into a "lesbian trapper", binding the Monster of the Week. When Luna asked Sailor Moon how she did that, she answered, "Hell if I know! This show makes no sense!"
Non-Serial Movie: Played for all its dodgy canon by being put right after the first season rather than somewhere in the second.
"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: The "actual dub dialogue" has become a staple of the series, to the point that there are now several of these lines per episode.
There has also been "actual noise from the English dub (Sort of)" and "she actually talks like this in the dub".
And a couple times, even SMA crew couldn't figure out the dialogue themselves— the "tyrannosphere" line in Episode 17 and the "stoigemeister" line in Episode 26/27 had the disclaimers typed with a question mark.
Episode 45: "Actual lack of DiC dialogue." The villain in question is limited to the Noblewoman's Laugh and the occasional "Racy!"
Post Script Season: The Doom Tree arc. To elaborate, Kris mentioned in an interview (same one as The Danza example above mentioned) that, at the time, she only saw herself and the rest of her team getting through season one.
Zoisite: (breaking down) I... I don't know anymore!
This might have been a Take That to DiC, the original dubbers of Sailor Moon; they made Zoisite a woman.
His/her upskirt-causing hijinks as a faux-Sailor Scout are accompanied by horrified cries of "Oh my God what is that thing?!" When the camera is low enough to get a Panty Shot, all we can see is what looks like a portal to a realm of madness.
Shout Out: Episode 50, courtesy of a fan, has Melvin commenting that he got the animal costumes on short notice from his friend named Joey
Episode 36/37 is pretty much one giant reference to the Pokémon dub.
Something Else Also Rises: Rare female version on episode 20 — after Molly sees Nephlite fight back against the demons who kidnapped her, the demon says, "I think I just wet my panties — and not with pee-pee." (It's an easy mistake to make, but one of the bloopers hasKris Rix saying it in the Molly voice and Megami correcting her.)
Alan: Serena, my feelings reach beyond the orbit of your planetnote Actual Dialogue from the English Dub.
Serena: Your what?
Alan: I mean, your country! Yes, It was silly of me to say planet because that makes me seem like some kind of alien which of course I'm not because we're from the same planet. That being Earth. Which I'm from. Like you.
Vocal Evolution: While many of the character's voices change do to voice actors leaving and being replaced, Amy/Sailor Mercury plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was shy quiet and kind of cute. As the series progressed, she started having more of a squawk and spoke much more dramatically.
We Do Not Own: Originally averted, then played straightnote Probably due to the original You Tube account's suspension.