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Web Video: Sailor Moon Abridged
Serena's fat jokes taken to their logical extreme.

This is one of the few abridged series to have 45 episodes or more, and the first to show that girls can make them just as well. It tends to rely less on random pop culture and Internet references, and more on mocking the show's general premise and its horrible North American dub, not to mention just about anything else it can think of.

Its creators, who handle all the writing and most of the voice acting, consists of Megami33, KrisRix, Roll002 and Judgement915. Season 2 additions include EvilChicken25 of Gargoyles Abridged, editor Lana Shittles, and none other than LittleKuriboh, who cameos as Moonlight Knight. Former members include MaxSkate2001 and Whip0fAlchemy, both of whom resigned for scheduling reasons. Whip0fAlchemy has since attempted abridging Revolutionary Girl Utena and joined the cast of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Abridgerty, and Megami33 is part of Team Four Star. SMA has been dragged into the The War of the Abridged Series Creators, which they handled in a surprisingly mature way.

Here is the character sheet.

To get your hands on the episodes, see the official site, their Blip.TV account, and the backup YouTube account.

Seeing that it's been well over a year since any sort of activity it's probably safe to assume this series has gone the way of the dinosaurs.

This show provides examples of:

  • Accidental Misnaming:
    • Nephlite always gets Molly's name wrong. Until his last two episodes, at least.
    • A lesser example in Episode 4, with Saffron. Few can remember exactly which spice she shares a name with.
  • And Knowing Is Half the Battle: The "Sailor Moon Says" segments are thoroughly mocked.
  • Artistic License - Biology: Pointed out in episode 32, Plot Point 5 - Mina somehow picks up Serena's DNA just from brushing her hair (enough to fool a DNA scanner disguised as a hair steamer). Of course, the original point was that a loose strand of Serena's hair could have wound up in Mina's brush, which then ended up in Mina's Hair. That one piece was picked up by the scanners. Plus, even if somehow all of those incredibly contrived events panned out exactly, it still wouldn't work because hair doesn't have any DNA in it. There might be a few testable skin cells on the follicle-end, but that's a long shot at best, and if the scanners were so absurdly sensitive that a few stray cells could fool them, anyone Serena made physical contact with in the past week would have yielded a similar false-positive result. In short, like Raye said, it is a REALLY F#*KING RETARDED plot hole!
  • Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: And how!
  • Better than a Bare Bulb: Can cross into this at times with pointing out flaws in the anime.
  • Big Lipped Alligator Moment: All mentioned In-Universe:
    • The dream footage of Serena apparently marrying Tuxedo Mask and Andrew in Episode 13/14. Lampshaded by Serena.
    • In episode 32, Queen Beryl's orb does... something...
    • Both Lampshaded and subverted in Episode 26/27, where Luna is being chased by a crowd of horny pussies, only to be saved by a large cerulean male cat. "Well, that was just pointless and weird," she grumbles... but the large male cat turns out to be the Monster of the Week.
    • In episode 36/37, the random singing of Pokemon parody songs, but most notably Ami's song, which was lampshaded by Greg's reaction
    • "Here's a completely useless scene, with Raye in pink overalls. Please laugh at your own discretion." (beat) "WHAT?"
  • Bi the Way: The villain of The Movie turns out to be Darien's New Old Flame. That is, a guy. Although the relationship doesn't seem to have been healthy.
  • Bizarro Universe: In the Remix Episode, the Sailor Scouts are transported to another dimension where everyone's names are different (the Sailors' are taken from DiC's pitch reel), Sailor Mars tolerates her teammates better, Sailor Mercury can't speak English, and everyone in the Negaverse has different personalities as well.
  • Black Comedy:
    Artemis: Run Luna! Run off that pregnancy!
    Artemis: Run it off, bitch!
    • We all know it ends with Diana.
    • From episode 41: "Didn't there use to be an orphanage there?"
    • Used horrifically in episode 46/47.
  • Black Comedy Rape: The whole plot of episode 42. Double subverted in the Sailor Says!
    Megami33: Hi Everyone, You know here at SMA we like to joke at a bunch of things but rape isn't funny. At all. In fact all those that joke about it should go straight to-(Gets taken away by several people)
    • Also invoked at the end of Episode 18 when Tuxedo Mask kisses a very, very drunk (and unconscious) Serena. She isn't perturbed by it in the slightest.
    Tuxedo Mask: [Romantic music cuts out] Unconscious girls can't say no! [Cut to Sailor Moon Says]
    Serena: I GOT KISSED BY TUXEDO MASK! AHHHHHHH-!
    • From Episode 30, after Darien and Serena (unconscious) appear in front of Zoisite:
    Zoisite: Ooh- woah there am I interrupting? Should I close up that pod for a minute, let you finish up there?
    Darien: No- no! She's just passed out.
    Zoisite: [Incredulously] That doesn't change anything.
  • Book Ends: The series begins with Serena waking up late for school screaming,
    Serena: AAAH! I hear loud noises!
  • Brain Bleach: Serena flips out when the "seed" metaphors in the movie get out of hand.
    • In another episode she requests some eye bleach. Lucky that Raye has some!
  • Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: When the Sailor Scouts find Anne visiting the shrine where Raye works, Serena exclaims that she might do something evil, such as performing a voodoo ritual, taking drugs, or performing a voodoo ritual while taking drugs.
  • Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: In episode 46/47 when Mina is talking down a kindergardener.
    Mina: You are on my turf HONEY! We may share a classroom and like share books and share needles but I ain't sharing my clientele.
  • Brick Joke: In their version of episode 33, it just focuses on Serena going to (and getting expelled from) the finishing school. Then, before the episode ends, Serena realizes that she forgot something. Cut to the room filled with girls who were frozen in wax by the Monster of the Day and never rescued.
    • An earlier example from episode 3, where one of Serena's friends — a short, nameless fat girl — is on a treadmill at the gym while her trainer keeps pushing her to go faster. After the "Sailor Moon Says" segment, she's still running and begs the trainer to let her go home. His response: "No. Keep going, Pillsbury!"
      • "I'm still fat from the other episode!"
    • "Still waiting on that pizza... pizza..."
  • Butt Monkey: In Real Life, Roll002 (Eric). If the bloopers are any indication, he can't get through a single line without messing it up at least a few times. Add to this the fact that he plays villains and, later, Darien (who are, by definition, Mr. Exposition) and we get a lot of bloopers and a very sarcastic SMA crew.
  • Call Back: Episode 39 is referenced by Artemis in The Movie, when he mentions the moon kingdom had no militia.
  • The Cast Showoff: The main cast (Megami33, KrisRix, and Roll002) behind the Abridged Series are artists. However, It's KrisRix that stood out the most. For example:
    • The chibi drawings on said official site.
    • A picture of Mina in the movie. (Looks flawless, doesn't it?)
    • As well as her rendition of songs from Lady Gaga... on flute.
  • Catholic Schoolgirls Rule: "CATHOLIC GIRLS TASTE BETTER."
  • Censor Box: Lita's friend Ken took a real long dive early in episode 43. Amy knows it can't be good since there's a giant censor bar on him.
    Serena: (In response to Amy's and Lita's concern) You guys are overreacting. I'm sure he's (censor bar shifts a little to show a pool of blood) fiiIIINNEEE!! OH, GOD, PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!
  • Christmas Songs: Parodied in an album offered on their site. kirbopher15, Megami's (ex)boyfriend, animated a video of one, including drawing Serena as Pac-Man (see the page pic).
  • Comically Missing the Point:
    "Trainer": "Hey guys, I'm your token homosexual of the episode."
    Serena: "He's really cute, but the purple's a little gay."
    Molly: "Serena, he already said he's a homosexual."
    Serena: "So does that make him gay?"
  • Contractual Genre Blindness: Episode 26/27 (even though s/he's definitely shocked when s/he fails):
    Zoisite: The fact that I'm showing up within the first thirty seconds of this episode proves that I'm not going to succeed, even though all the odds are in my favor.
  • Curse Cut Short: "But do not fail me, Jedite, or I will shove these nails straight up your—"
  • Dangerously Genre Savvy: Nephlite, when he proposes they attack outside of Japan — America. He's quickly shot down by Queen Beryl though.
  • The Danza: In episode 17, Megami33 and KrisRix voice a pair of animators named Corinne and Kris. This is possibly lampshaded at the end, when "All About Us" by T.A.T.U. plays.
    • In an interview, KrisRix stated that they chose the song because the two Russian girls from T.A.T.U pretended to be gay, and the animators of that episode were gay, so they thought it would be funny (but then again, that makes two good reasons to play that song).
  • A Date with Rosie Palms: Melvin, Darien, Serena, and, of course, Amy
    Amy: I get action!
    Raye: YOUR RIGHT HAND DOESN'T COUNT!
    Amy: Aww...
  • The Day The Music Lied: Happens in Episode 46/47, when Sailor Venus stops her Theme Music Power-Up to call Vultros out on attempting to use the "Over Nine Thousand!" meme.
    Sailor Venus: "That shit hasn't been funny since 2007!"
  • Defiled Forever:
    Molly: He touched me! I'm not a virgin anymore!
    • Also:
    "He touched that boy's breast! There's no greater offense!"
  • Department of Redundancy Department: "Did you just self-censor yourself?"
  • Devil in Plain Sight: Most of Jedite's schemes for sucking energy were not what you'd call subtle.
    • "Hey, nerd, you've really put in a lot of ENERGY into this class and I'm really impressed by your ENERGY input. So I wanted you to lead the class today and teach them how to give more ENERGY for completely innocent reasons. ENERGY!"
  • Disney Death: The resurrections in Episode 40 and Promise of the Lost Rose occur more abruptly than they did in the show.
  • The Dog Bites Back: Some idiots tried sexually assaulting Raye in her own home alone. Whatever she did, they deserved it on every possible level.
  • Don't Explain the Joke:
    Raye: YOU'RE TURNING ME DOWN?! WELL, I HOPE YOU GO TO HEAVEN!
    Chad: What?
    Amy: I think that since Raye holds Hell in such a high regard, spending the afterlife in Heaven is a terrible fate for her, hence the insult.
    Serena: And that is the joke...
    • Happened again in the trailer for the remix episode:
    [Sailor Moon]'s sailing to the USA! Get it? It's a pun! Because she's a sailor who's sailing. From the moon!
  • Double Entendre: Too many to count.
    Alan: "Please say I can play my flute for you."
    Serena: "You can do whatever you want with that flute!"
  • Dress Hits Floor: Used by Zoicite to ditch her fake Sailor-Senshi costume and reveal her standard Negaverse uniform. ...Which involves grey slacks, even though when she was wearing the Sailor Fuku there was a Panty Shot.
  • Dude, She's Like in a Coma: Beryl, with unconcious Darien in her evil grasp!
    • Also, Tuxedo Mask with the unconscious Serena.
    Tuxedo Mask: "Unconscious girls can't say no!"
    • Again in episode 30, when Zoicite teleports Darien and Serena, who is unconscious, into the Negaverse's lair.
    Zoicite: Welcome Tuxedo Ma- whoa, there! Am I interrupting? Do you wan't me to close up that pod again, give you a minute to finish up there?
    Zoicite: (scoffs) That doesn't change anything.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: Sailors Uranus and Neptune show up backstage while the evil clown ruins the Snow White play and attacks everyone, but decide to wait a few episodes before they start randomly appearing to save the Sailor Scouts.
  • Early-Installment Weirdness: The first few episodes contain a Laugh Track, and footage from the first 30 episodes seem to retain DiC's added censorship and effects (such as the Idiosyncratic Wipes).
  • Elemental Rock-Paper-Scissors: Subverted "Yeah like fire's gonna help when you're fighting water. Oh shit it did."
  • Even Evil Has Standards: When Jadeite suggests that he be given a sidekick to help him, Beryl rejects it because of the possibility of pedophilia
  • Even the Girls Want Her: Serena blatantly displays Les Yay when she first meets Raye and Mina.
    Meeting Raye: Wow! I wanna be a lesbian for her!
    Meeting Mina: HAWT!
    • Rei for her fangirls/hench girls. And Serena when they first met until she realised what Rei's personality was actually like.
  • Everybody Laughs Ending: The remix episode
  • Evil Is Sexy: Pick any evil character in the show. They all get an invoked moment. Of course, Raye is no slouch in this department, either.
    Malachite: Let the porno commence!
    Zoisite as Sailor Moon: Oh, Malachite, you're so dirty!!
    Malachite: Cue lightning! *Lightning* Damn, I'm so cool.
  • Eyes Always Shut: "GRANDPA! WEAR YOUR GLASSES, DAMMIT! YOU LOOK LIKE BROCK!"
  • Fake Static: Attempted. With videophones.
    Serena: What's that? I can't hear you! kkkkkkkkkkch You're breaking up!
    Amy: Serena, I can see you!
    Serena: ...No you can't.
  • Filler: Parodied to the most logical extreme.
    • An example being episode 32, in which they just point out all the important (and not-so-important) plot points.
    • Episode 33 cuts out the fighting, leaving just the finishing school plot.
    • Amy was left for dead in Episode 34. But then again, considering it's filler, it won't even matter.
  • Flanderization: Par for the course, being an Abridged Series.
  • Freud Was Right: Invoked many times. See Les Yay, Dude, She's Like in a Coma, etc.
  • Funny Foreigner: Andrew (see Canada, Eh?) and Rita, who is a Swede with limited English skills here.
  • Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!: Raye slapped Serena five consecutive times in Episode 31, but Serena got used to it. Amy also slapped Serena in the season finale, only to get kicked out of the team.
  • Gilligan Cut: Episode 2.
    Serena: Everybody's gonna love my letter!
    Serena: Those pricks didn't read my letter!
  • Glorious Mother Russia: Where Alan and Anne pretend to be from.
  • The Gods Must Be Lazy: Jesus doesn't seem to keen on helping the Scouts out whenever they call on him. Considering that one of their members is a proud Satanist...
    • Though at least one episode had him say he was busy dying for everyone's sins, so... Subverted...?
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Aside from one instance of 'heck' from Luna in Episode 41, and the "Bridge to Heck" sign in the war video, it never happened in the series.
  • Gratuitous Foreign Language: Running Gag throughout Season 2. In Episode 42, the Scouts transform in the original Japanese phrases. Lampshaded kind of by Mina.
    Mina: I spoke in Asian!!
  • A Hell of a Time: After Raye is killed during the season finale, her "motivational speech" for Serena is to not die and ruin her eternal paradise.
    • Although if SHE enjoys it so much, it must REALLY be bad...
  • Hey, It's That Voice!: If any of you people watched a certain episode of a certain Abridged Series, you might notice the doctor in the movie sounding a little familiar, if you willnote .
    • Kirbopher15 and NathanGraves989 both provided their voices for a few extras... and Lita's 'friend' she keeps talking about... respectively.
  • Hijacked by Jesus: Sort of. Sailor Moon saves a priest, and Jesus appears as an unseen character.
    • Having Raye being a Satanic Pyromaniac instead of a Shinto temple Miko would probably qualify. No complaints here though :)
    • From the episode 7 bloopers:
      Amy: "Please, Jesus, bring my friends home."
      Jesus: "No."
  • Hilarious Outtakes: There are consistent blooper reels for the first 22 episodes.
  • Hypocritical Humor: From Episode 35:
    Raye: "GOD, ARTEMIS, YOU'RE SO LOUD!"
  • If You Die I Call Your Stuff: In the episode where Jedite dies.
    Random Negaverse Creep: Can I have your Porno Collection?
  • I'm a Humanitarian: When Serena was starving she contemplated eating a little kid. A little kid happened to be passing by. He was obviously terrified beyond belief when she approached him.
  • In Memoriam: Episode 46/47 is dedicated to Jordan Winston, Jr. II, the baby Serena and Darien were babysitting. To Amy's horror, Serena threw him into the garbage.
  • In the Name of the Moon, I like wiener schnitzel!
  • Indian Store Owner: The Moonlight Knight talks like one, badi badi badi.
  • Ironic Echo Cut:
    Darien: Don't underestimate her and her friends, simpleton. She'll never go to the ski resort.
    Serena: I love the ski resort!
    • Or...
      Andrew: You'll never leave me, right?
      Rita: Ja!
      (cut to the airport)
      Andrew: I guess I'll see you around, eh?
      Rita: Ja! Bye-bye!
  • Lady Gaga: Alan is a fan of hers - he plays various songs of hers on the flute. Mixed with Medium Awareness when Mina hears him playing "LoveGame" inside the VR theatre in Episode 44.
    Alan: I definitely know your culture! For instance, I am down with the Gaga lady!
  • Large Ham: "Are you questioning the talking cat?"
  • Larynx Dissonance: Andrew (KrisRix) and Malachite (Whip0fAlchemy).
    • Played with by Whip0fAlchemy, who (as of Lord Quadros's "Yay, we got engaged!" video) has been established as FtM transgender. However, he has on multiple social media networks stated (i.e. Facebook) that he is "pre-everything" and cannot afford to take hormones, therefore, he is naturally an example of Larynx Dissonance for either gender.
  • Left Hanging: The last episode of the series has Ann saying that the Scouts would be fighting on their turf next time with a ominous shot of the Doom Tree. This was meant to set up the two-part finale that would have ended SMA (as said by Word of God they planned to end at the Doom Tree Saga and do the other two movies) but Real Life got in the way and SMA was discontinued.
  • Leitmotif: For the girls' transformation sequences:
    • Sailor Moon - "Barbie Girl" by Aqua;
      • SMA Remix: "Hungry Hippo" by Parry Gripp;
        "Oh, *honk* you, SMA!"
      • Movie (and Season 2 Episode 45 - Present): "Candy Store" by Hyper Crush;
    • Sailor Mercury - "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice;
      • SMA Remix: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3;
    • Sailor Mars - "We Be Burnin" by Sean Paul;
      • SMA Remix: "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston;
    • Sailor Jupiter - "The Church of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship;
      • SMA Remix: "Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers (Josh Harris Club Remix);
    • Sailor Venus - "Wanna Do Your Makeup" by Scotty Vanity;
      • SMA Remix: "Venus" by Bananarama;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga;
    • Tuxedo Mask - "Lost" by Anouk;
    • Disguise Pen - "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake;
    • Sailor Moon (Zoicite) - "Ugly Girl" by Jack Off Jill.
  • Limited Animation: Serena personally points out this trope in action during Episode 23.
    Serena: Wow! That blur filter almost makes it look like he's moving! I love low-budget anime!
  • The Load: Sailor Mercury is so utterly useless in a fight, Serena offered a Monster of the Week Mercury's position. Plus, the one time she DOES defeat a monster, Serena is convinced that the Moonlight Knight took care of it. The worst part: He took the credit. Ouch.
    • Mina manages to be even more useless, being so ditzy as to actually FORGET how to transform at one point, only remembering when all the fighting is over. Also, at the finishing school ball, she nearly forgot her own name.
      Serena: What? Raye? Amy? Lita? Mina?
      Mina: My name's no- oh, wait...
      • It should be noted in season 1, Mina only ever did anything all of TWICE. The first time in her introduction to save the Scouts, and the second time to kill a Psycho Rangers version of herself for having bad hair (which also resulted in her own death)
    • And most tedious of all is rescuing Molly for the umpteenth time.
      Serena: Christ, again? I mean, every *honk*ing episode...
  • Lyrical Dissonance Raye's song "Oh Bloody Night" sounds like a sweet love song, but is about how she tortures a guy for Satan.
    • Actually, judging by the first two lines of the song(and the first subliminal photo in the part of the song in the actual episode) it may be about her torturing her boyfriend(?), Chad, which makes it both this and a "normal" love song.
  • Man of a Thousand Voices: If no one else, then definitely KrisRix.
    • Roll as well, though it's somewhat more obvious it's him.
  • Medium Awareness: Per standard procedure on so many Abridged series.
  • Milestone Celebration: Episode 50 includes several gags written by the viewers.
  • Missing Episode: Quite a few videos were lost when Megami33's original Youtube account was deleted, mostly stuff for the fans. As far as actual episodes go, the bloopers for episode 21 and the Remix Episode Ad have yet to resurface on any of the current accounts for the series.
  • Mood Whiplash: Certain scenes (like Nephlite's death and the flashback to the destruction of the Moon Kingdom) are honestly played a bit too straight to be funny. It's seriously jarring, especially as the dubbing is still deliberately comically bad.
  • Motor Mouth: Nancy Vargas, the Intrepid Reporter from Episode 38:
    Serena: I, uh, have a letter from Sailor Moon!
    Nancy: OhmyGodwhatascoop! Itsaysshewantstomeetmeattheparkatmidnightandtellmeallabouthowshewantsto
    quittheSailorScoutteambutIdon'tknowwhyI'mreadingthistoyoubutheyhow'dyougetthis
    letteranywaysyoucouldn'tpossiblybeSailorMoonyoulooknothinglikeher!
    Serena: I have nooo idea what you just said! Bye!
  • The Movie: The first was released on February 18, 2010, but before Season 2 actually began. According to Episode 45, they're in a different canon from the rest of the series, so Serena should've forgotten about it afterwards...
  • Musical Episode: Doubles as a Pokemon Crossover, sort of... Also, quite hilarious.
    • Somewhat lampshaded in the same episode when Greg, on the phone with Amy, reacts to her sudden burst of song like a normal person might - first confusedly, then just giving up and hanging up the phone.
  • Negated Moment of Awesome: The first time Raye uses her Shinto scrolls onscreen, she fails to eliminate the evil force she sensed, because Serena got in the way of her scroll.
    • Poor Amy. If those sailor scouts only saw you destroy that monster in Episode 46/47, you could've gotten some, if any, respect.
  • Never Live It Down: In-Universe. Melvin torments Molly with Nephlite's death repeatedly.
  • New Powers as the Plot Demands: The "time-rewinding powers" Darien used to pull Serena to safety when she nearly fell off a balcony. He received such powers as a reference to the fact that in DiC's version, the footage of Serena falling plays backwards to make it look like Darien pulled her back up. (Originally, they both fell and used Usagi's parasol as a parachute.)
    • Sailor Moon once turned her tiara into a "lesbian trapper", binding the Monster of the Week. When Luna asked Sailor Moon how she did that, she answered, "Hell if I know! This show makes no sense!"
  • Nobledude's Laugh: Zoisite and Malachite laughing must be heard to be believed.
  • Non-Serial Movie: Played for all its dodgy canon by being put right after the first season rather than somewhere in the second.
  • "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: Some of the Dub's more ridiculous lines were kept in, with the caption "Yes, they actually said this in the Dub" appearing on-screen.
  • Oblivious Younger Sibling: Literally with Sammy. It's become a running gag that Serena has no idea who he is.
  • Off Model: Lampshaded by Kris in Episode 17:
    Kris: But I worked so hard on it! I worked so hard that my right eye drooped down three inches!
  • The Other Darien: Roll002 took over Tuxedo Mask from MaxSkate2001; after Episode 43, EvilChicken25 took over from Roll. Megami33 currently voices Sammy (originally done by Roll002).
  • Over Nine Thousand: The only time you'll ever hear Amy scream like Raye.
  • Overly-Long Gag: From episode one: Sailor Moon is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere-eeeeerrrrrrrrreeee-eeeeeeerrrrrrrrreee..... yeah.
    • And one example from the movie.
    Lita: Jupiter Home Biscuit Dizzle Slices Crash!
    Mina: Haha, woah Lita like, no, never again, joke over!
    • Episode 28:
    Serena: Wow, Luna, way to stereotype, you bitch! I guess all fat people like cake and donuts too, right?
    Luna: You said it, not me.
    Serena: ...And pizzas, and pretzels, and chips...
    Luna: Okay, Serena, I get it.
    Serena: ...And cotton candy, and corn dogs, and hot dogs, and dogs in general...
    Luna: This is Japan, not Korea!
  • Pals with Jesus: As an unseen character, who tends to speak up with an annoyed "What?" if someone takes His name in vain. Amy seems to be his favorite, though.
  • Panty Shot: Mercilessly parodied with a random nerd taking screenshots of them.
  • Perfectly Cromulent Word: continuing the "Actual dialogue in the English dub?" gag:
    Serena: "Oh, come on, Luna, don't be such a stoichmeister!"
    Luna: "A what??"
    Serena: "I like making up words! Fudgecracklesnott!"
    Luna: (Eye Take)
  • Person as Verb: KrisRix suggested in the bloopers to refer to the team's mishaps as Erics, for obvious reasons.
  • Pokémon Speak: The stray cats in episode 26/27.
  • Post Script Season: The Doom Tree arc. To elaborate, Kris mentioned in an interview (same one mentioned in The Danza example above) that, at the time, she only saw herself and the rest of her team getting through season one.
  • Psycho Ex Boyfriend: Fiore. But not from any of the girls... That's right. Not even Mina.
  • Psycho Rangers: The Doom and Gloom girls are made into this for the Scouts. Though only the evil-Mina has a personality similar to her counterpart
  • Public Service Announcement : Amy tries to deliver one of these until Raye and Serena show up and give it their usual treatment.
  • Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: MUST PRAY TO SATAN!
    • Also by Raye, as she sees Sailor Venus fly away for the first time:
      Raye: "STUPID. BITCH. CAN FLY. WHAT THE *honk*!?"
  • Real Life Writes the Plot: The aforementioned PSA is about mononucleosis, brought up because roll002 had come down with the illness.
    • Another one comes in Episode 36/37 where Prince Darien states that he loves Twilight. In real life, roll002 is a fan of it.
  • Record Needle Scratch: Whenever someone says something self-incriminating.
    Alan: (Actual English Dub Dialog) Serena, my love for you circles the orbit of your planet—-
    Serena:: *Record Needle Scratch* WHAT?!
  • Robo Speak: Serena does this after Darien reveals himself as Tuxedo Mask, for no good reason other than to emulate DiC.
  • Running Gag: Many of them including, but not limited to:
    • Fat jokes. No episode would be complete without one of Serena's friends, enemies or family members delivering a couple of these. Some of them get quite creative too.
    • Other characters inability to hear anything Amy says.
    • Raye's desire to sacrifice people to Satan.
    • Lita's none too convincing attempts to pass as a girl.
    • Serena not being aware she has a brother.
    • Zoisite's inability to determine her his whatever-has-a-void-down-there gender.
    • Nephlite never getting Conchetta's name right.
      • It's Mawwwwwwwwwwwlly.
    • Nephlite and stars.
    • Melvin (and later Serena) constantly reminding Molly about her dead boyfriend.
    • Queen Beryl's addiction to the Internet.
    • Queen Beryl's unhealthy fixation on Darien.
    • Artemis's drunken ramblings, and (eventually successful) attempts to seduce Luna.
    • The Moon Princess is still waiting for that pizza.
    • Mina's promiscuity.
    • A bit of a minor one, but whenever someone says Jesus' name, the off-screen voice of Him will respond with, "Yeah?"
  • Sarcastic Clapping: Raye, at Amy, in the movie.
  • Satan: Raye's almighty lord.
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Words like "Rose", "Whoosh", "Kaboom" and "Loud noises", which you just have to hear to believe.
  • Scare Chord: A handful of stock variations are used, and you'll often hear at least two different ones in the same episode.
  • Schedule Slip: A rather serious computer crash delayed The Movie one and a half months past its scheduled airdate of New Year's Day 2010.
    • A much larger and longer lasting one happened after season one ended. A combination of work, college and moving caused updates to slow to a grinding halt, before ultimately declaring they've stopped the series.
  • Screwed By The Website: Megami33's account got suspended on October 26, 2010 due to copyright claims.
    • And in November 2013, the Blip account was suspended.
  • She's a Man in Japan: Zoisite gets really Mind Screwed by this. It has been established that his/her gender is in fact "void".
    Zoisite: What? You want me to wear a skirt?
    Queen Beryl: What's wrong with that?
    Zoisite: But... but...
    Queen Beryl: You are a woman, aren't you?
    Zoisite: (breaking down) I... I don't know anymore!
    • This might have been a Take That to DiC, the original dubbers of Sailor Moon; they made Zoisite a woman.
    • His/her upskirt-causing hijinks as a faux-Sailor Scout are accompanied by horrified cries of "Oh my God what is that thing?!" When the camera is low enough to get a Panty Shot, all we can see is what looks like a portal to a realm of madness.
  • Shout-Out: Episode 50, courtesy of a fan, has Melvin commenting that he got the animal costumes on short notice from his friend named Joey
    • Episode 36/37 is pretty much one giant reference to the Pokémon dub.
  • Sliding Scale of Silliness Versus Seriousness: Very silly. It's an Abridged Series after all. However, parts of the flashback sequence in episode 39 are definitely serious.
  • Something Else Also Rises: Rare female version on episode 20 — after Molly sees Nephlite fight back against the demons who kidnapped her, the demon says, "I think I just wet my panties — and not with pee-pee." (It's an easy mistake to make, but one of the bloopers has KrisRix saying it in the Molly voice and Megami correcting her.)
  • Sound Effect Bleep: The *honk*ing effect is so popular, the creators have apologizednote  for forgetting to use it from time to time.
    • Episode 2 contained some additional sound effects as the students watch an ambulance take away Miss Haruna:
    Serena: Seriously guys, that mother*slide whistle*, monkey*foghorn*, doughnut-sucking *bicycle horn* failed me. Who cares if she dies?
    Molly: Aw, Serena, you're a total bitch!
  • Spexico: The caption before episode 43 starts is "Today's episode is brought to you by Espańa" (Spanish for Spain), but the backround picture shown is the Mexican flag. At first it might look like a blatant error, but the title song was the Latin American version and the transformation key phrase was the Castilian Spanish one, so it was actually just played with, maybe too much.
  • Spoof Aesop: The "Sailor Says" segments are used to teach these, encouraging (among other things) bulimia, steroid use and Satanism.
  • Spoofed with Their Own Words: The "actual dub dialogue" has become a staple of the series, to the point that there are now several of these lines per episode.
    • There has also been "actual noise from the English dub (Sort of)" and "she actually talks like this in the dub".
    • And a couple times, even SMA crew couldn't figure out the dialogue themselves— the "tyrannosphere" line in Episode 17 and the "stoigemeister" line in Episode 26/27 had the disclaimers typed with a question mark.
    • Episode 45: "Actual lack of DiC dialogue." The villain in question is limited to the Noblewoman's Laugh and the occasional "Racy!"
    • Episode 18 had the famous scene where Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon fall over a balcony and use an umbrella to float down safely. Probably to keep kids from trying this out, DiC cut the part after they both fell and reversed the part where Tuxedo Mask lost his grip on Serena's wrist.
    Tuxedo Mask: Oh, goddammit, she's so heavy! I have to use my time-rewinding powers!
  • Stock Footage: Aside from the normal uses associated with a Magical Girl series, the show occasionally uses footage from previous episodes when the current episode doesn't have enough dialogue scenes
  • Sudden Video-Game Moment: In Episode 36/37, Sailor Mercury and Prince Darien faced off against each other as if they're in a Pokémon battle.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: Fiore does not consider Darien his lover, he did not sleep with him when he was ten, and he most certainly is not gay.
    • Or you can interpret it another way.
    • And there's also this part of Episode 43:
    Alan: Serena, my feelings reach beyond the orbit of your planetnote .
    Serena: Your what?
    Alan: I mean, your country! Yes, It was silly of me to say planet because that makes me seem like some kind of alien which of course I'm not because we're from the same planet. That being Earth. Which I'm from. Like you.
  • Talking To Herself: Megami33 plays both Serena and Luna, so the first few episodes are basically all her. KrisRix voices Mercury, Mars, Venus, Molly, Queen Beryl and Zoicite, leading to inevitable problems in switching voices between lines.
  • Take Our Word for It: Several scenes and a fair amount of episodes where cut down to a bare-bones summary/omitted entirely for being (a) obvious filler or (b) mind-numbingly boring (or, as a third option, both). Every time, Serena or the narrator would assure the audience that they didn't miss much, and we're better off for not having seen it.
  • Take That: To fans who might harp on them over inaccuracies. And to anyone who ever posted a comment, got offended by the show, or entered in contests. It takes a special mindset to be an SMA fan.
    • And to Windows Vista.
    • "I'll have you know that I'm the star of Megami33's Sailor Moon Abridged. You know, the only good one on YouTube!"
    • Episode 46/47 has Sailor Venus do a Take That at 4Chan and the "Over Nine Thousand!" meme, the latter of which she says "hasn't been funny since 2007!"
  • Take That, Audience!: During Episode 28, when Raye and Lita complain that it's 1991 and therefore mini-computers and PD As haven't been invented yet, we cut to a viewer saying (in Melvin's voice) that they will have to look up the exact dates those things were invented and ridicule the SMA crew for getting it wrong, only to be interrupted by Raye screaming "GET A LIFE LOSERS!"
  • Tap on the Head: Parodied in Episode 26/27, when after the Monster of the Week attacks Chad, he just won't stay unconscious to let Raye transform into Sailor Mars.
    Raye: Oh shit, he's out cold! That's convenient; now I can transform! Mars Pow—
    Chad: j/k lol.
    Raye: Oh...oh hi...
    Chad: Don't worry, I'll protect you!
    Raye: Oh...great...
    Chad: (attacks the youma with his head)
    Raye: Oh! He's out cold!
    Chad: Wow, man, I need to work on my headbutts.
    Raye: Oh! Uh, he's out...cold.
    Chad: Raye, avenge me!
    Raye: OKAY JUST STAY UNCONSCIOUS PLEASE!
  • That's What She Said: Episode 13/14. Wow, Serena really nailed him!
  • The Stinger: Similar to the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series examples, except these stingers mostly play music clips over the footage, rather than a clip from a movie.
  • Throw It In: According to the bloopers, Zoicite's line, "Oh my God: it's a fight scene!" in episode 21, was done on the spot by Kris Rix.
  • Token Good Teammate: Queen Beryl in the alternate universe episode. Although the villains fail at villainy as much as the sailor scouts fail at heroism.
  • True Love's Kiss: The final scene of Promise of the Lost Rose.
    Darien: I should at least kiss her goodbye.
    Raye: NO!
    Darien: I think I should.
    Raye: DON'T!
    (Darien kisses Serena, causing the crystal to rebuild itself. Raye screams.)
    Serena: Wow, I'm feeling so much better!
    (pause)
    Raye: I'M GONNA STRANGLE HER!
  • The Unintelligible: Titus in episode 9, Amy if you don't have the volume cranked up, Artemis when he's being particularly drunk, and Rini, the little girl who suddenly appeared in the movie.
  • Uncanceled: In 2010, Megami33's channel was suspended, removing the entire series in the process. They are re-posted on http://sailormoonabridged.blip.tv.
  • Unsound Effect: Rose! (See also Saying Sound Effects Out Loud up above.)
    • Episode 26/27: "Shut your damn piehole, Serena!" Shove!
  • Uranus Is Showing: Episode 6.
    Queen Beryl: And now we have Mercury to contend with. You know, there are nine planets so the longer we wait, the bigger that team gets. I mean, who's next, Uranus?
    Jedite: Hah, Uranus.
    Queen Beryl: Silence!
  • Valley Girl: Mina
  • Voices in One Room: The shows get recorded in one room, leading to lots of outtakes.
  • Vocal Evolution: While many of the character's voices change do to voice actors leaving and being replaced, Amy/Sailor Mercury plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was shy quiet and kind of cute. As the series progressed, she started having more of a squawk and spoke much more dramatically.
  • We Do Not Own: Originally averted, then played straightnote .
  • Who Is This Guy Again?: Serena's brother and daughter.
  • Who Writes This Crap?!: All the actual dub dialog.
    Raye: THAT SERENA ISN'T A SAILOR SCOUT, SHE'S A FAILURE SCOUT! ...OKAY, WHO THE *honk* WRITES THESE LINES?
    Amy: Don't blame it on the SMA crew!
    Raye: I BET THEY'RE LAUGHING AT MY MISERY!
    Lita: I know I am, yo!
    • If you listen to the bloopers, you'll occasionally hear the SMA crew have a terror-flavored one after KrisRix lets loose with Raye lines.
  • You Do Not Want To Know: Where Luna keeps all the sailor items.
    Amy: How did you fit that up there? Do you want to get dysentery?
    Luna: Trust me, where I'm from, every cat can fit much bigger things than [Amy's computer].
  • You Never Did That for Me:
    Alan: That girl has such passion. I want to lick her Booty Sweat!
    Anne: You never like MY Booty Sweat anymore!
    • Another example came in the first season finale:
    Sailor Moon: All you have to do is touch it.
    (Darien puts his hand on Sailor Moon's music box, which magically prompts him to perform a Heel-Face Turn.)
    Queen Beryl: You traitor! You never touched mine!

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