Quotes: Sailor Moon Abridged

Amy: Take this [picture]. It's much better. I don't have my mouth wide open, like Serena.
Serena: You bitch!

Serena: Are you the Moon Princess, Sailor Venus?
Mina: I don't know, Sailor Moon.
Raye: OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEEEEEM!!!

Cats: Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex...
Cat #1: Sex! Sex, sex, sex...
Fishbone!
Cat #1: Sex?
Hercules: Meow.
Cats: SEX!
(The cats back up)
Luna: O-kay.
(A small pink cat is chewing on Luna's tail. It notices Luna staring and spits her tail out)
Cat #2: (making a big grin) Sex! (walks away and says "sex" with each step)
Luna: Well that was just pointless and weird.

Luna: Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!
Lita: Yeah, it's a total blow-away. I would know.
Amy: Oh my gosh, Darien's Tuxedo Mask!
Mina: I, like, point out the obvious, over and over again!
Luna: Right, like how Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess!
Amy: And how Darien is Tuxedo Mask!
Serena: What about me being the Moon Princess?
Zoicite: Wait, Darien's the Moon Princess?
Amy: No, no- Zoicite's Tuxedo Moon!
Raye: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Moon Princess: Tuxedo Mask... find the Imperial Crystal...
Darien: What?
Moon Princess: THE IMPERIAL CRYSTAL!
Darien: Is that you, Serena?
Moon Princess: NO! And get me a pizza... pizza... pizza... PIZZA!

Darien: This painting looks familiar... I feel like I've seen this guy before. Oh- maybe it's the girl who is familiar...
Moon Princess: Still waiting on that pizza...
Darien: Nope, nothing comes to mind.