Characters / Sailor Moon Abridged

Here is the list of characters in Sailor Moon Abridged.

Heroes (we think)

The Bitchez in general
  • Alternative Character Interpretation: In-universe. To the characters in the actual show. Serena is a Too Dumb to Live bulimic comedic sociopath instead of the Genius Ditz, The Pollyanna, and The Hero rolled into one. Raye is a whole bunch of goth, emo, junkie, and satanist stereotypes rolled into one instead of a wannabe temple priestess who takes everything she does seriously. Lita is a girl who used to be a man rather than an Action Girl trying to be more feminine. Amy is a book smart Butt Monkey rather than the shy, quiet, book smart voice of reason. Mina is a Valley Girl prostitute rather than a slightly ditzier, yet ultimately caring version of Serena.
  • Calling Your Attacks: Mina and Lita have both noted that bitnote .
    Mina: Venus Anal Beads Vaginate!
    Lita: Whoa! What the hell did you just say, yo?! I thought it was 'Venus Love Chain Encircle'!
    Mina: Duh! I totally figured out that you can say anything you want, and it still works!
    Lita: How did you figure that out?
    Mina: 'Cause I can never remember what the hell to say.
    Lita: Hell yeah, let me try! Jupiter Hoe-Slap Nipple Shocker!
  • Catch Phrase Spouting Duo: Amy and Raye get this at times.
    Amy: But Molly, he's evil!
    Raye: AND NOT THE GOOD KIND!
  • The Team: The Scouts and their allies would fit typical Five-Man Band roles, but they are all women making Mina's role as The Chick slightly different (she is the most girly, but not the only girl). Regardless, they fight together as a unit and refer to themselves as a team.
    Lita: We're totally a full-fledged team now, yo!
    Amy: Why are we now a team? Were we waiting for a fifth person for some time?
    Raye: Shut up, Amy.
    Amy: No, really, why is this a team? We have four planets, and a moon. What about the other planets-
    Raye: SHUT! UP! AMY!
  • Leitmotif: For the girls' transformation sequences.
  • My Friends And Amy
  • Power of Friendship:
    Serena: Now that I'm here without you, I realize how much you all really meant to me. Even Amy. I can't... I can't do this without you! Guys... my friends... Ah, forget it, this is *honk*ing boring. HAAAAAAAA!!!
  • This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!:
    • "I'm Sailor Venus, bitches!"
    • "I'm Sailor Mars, bitch!"
    • In Episode 46/47, Lita adds a "Bitch!" to the end of her German transformation phrase.
  • The Heroine - Serena, supposedly
  • The Lancer - Raye
  • The Smart Girl - Amy, again, supposedly
  • The Big Girl - Lita, also supposedly
  • The Chick - Mina is the girliest.
  • Transformation Sequence: Parodied, lampshaded and accompanied by Suspiciously Apropos Music for each of the Sailor Scouts.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Raye with the rest of the cast, mainly Serena.
    Serena: You've been such a good friend...
    Raye: I'M COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS TIL YOU'RE DEAD.
    • Or this:
    Raye: SERENA, YOU FAIL AT BEING A SUPERHERO. YOU FAIL AT HAVING AN IQ HIGHER THAN AN INFANT! AND YOU FAIL AT WEARING A MINISKIRT, FATASS!
    • Or this little number from Episode 31:
    Raye: DON'T WORRY, SAILOR MOON. WE'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
    Serena: Thanks!
    Raye: WITH A KNIFE.
    Serena: Oh.
    Raye: TO STAB YOU.
    Serena: I get it.
    Raye: AND TWIST IT!
    Serena: Okay.
    Raye: I HATE YOU!!!
    Serena: Thanks, Raye!

Serena/Sailor Moon

Voiced By: Megami33

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Sorry, Molly, but if I'm not eating I'm leaving.

The Heroine of the series. Serena is a fat, bulimic, stupid young girl. One day, she meets a space cat named Luna, and becomes the super-hero Sailor Moon. She tries to use her powers to fight the evil Negaverse, but usually ends up being saved by Tuxedo Mask.

  • All Girls Want Bad Boys: Notably averted. She hates Darian for being such a jerk to her and unlike the canon series, she doesn't develop any Belligerent Sexual Tension with him. By contrast, she likes Andrew and Tuxedo Mask (and Alan), who don't treat her like garbage. (Mostly.)
  • Ambiguously Bi: Despite falling for every hot guy she meets, she would also "go lesbian for [Raye]" and openly ogles Sailor Venus when she first meets them (though she quickly loses interest when she learns what their personalities are like), and remarks that Lita's fake breast "feels nice" when the latter is carrying her.
  • Anti-Hero: Classical Anti-Hero - the kind where she's flawed, a coward, and lacking in the both the departments of brains and combat.
  • Big Eater: Just like in the canon series. She is constantly the butt of fat jokes.
  • Catch Phrase: "No promises."
  • Character Development: YES!! Even in a Abridged series like this! ...In season one, Serena took 30 episodes to realize Darien and Tuxedo Mask were the same person, despite receiving her share of obvious hints ("Hmm. He was in a tuxedo with his eyes covered. That's not reminiscent of anyone else I know!"). In the second season, Serena figured out the Moonlight Knight was really Darien right when he first saved her, simply because he threw a white rose. (It's possible she also noticed his eyes looked similar to Darien's)
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: She has her moments.
    "No, a small rabbit just appeared next to my head!"
  • The Ditz: Oh boy.
  • Dumb Blonde: Played extremely straight.
    {notices Darien is hurt rather badly, after he insists he's fine}
    Serena: Not serious? As if! I got a C+ in First-Aid! I can tell. {Actual dialogue in the English dub}
    Darien: I thought that class was pass-or-fail.
    Serena: Oh. Maybe the C was an F. I have trouble with the alphabet sometimes.
  • Everyone Has Standards: Selfish and insensitive bitch that she is, even Serena found Melvin's "dead boyfriend" jokes directed at Molly to be in poor taste. At first.
  • Extreme Omnivore: Serena's digestive system does not discriminate. She has expressed the desire to eat, among other things, diamonds, wristwatches, Negaverse dust, and a small child.
    "It wasn't dust, It was powdered sugar!"
    • She refused to eat "complimentary soap" once, though.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: Starts off as this before Amy's Flanderization. The girls often bonded over making fun of her.
  • Food Porn: Serena has a very romantic dream.
    Tuxedo Mask: Hey Serena. Lets go get an ice cream sundae. With LOTS of preservatives...
    Serena: Oh, that's so romantic!
  • Girlish Pigtails: The classic Sailor Moon look, because, well...
  • Green-Eyed Epiphany: Subverted hilariously when Raye starts dating Darian, whom Serena hates. Serena acts jealous and wants to break them up, until:
    Luna: I thought you hated Darian?
    Serena: That's Darian? I thought he was Tuxedo Mask. *honk* it, I don't care then.
  • The Heroine: We think.
  • Idiot Heroine: Even moreso than in the original.
  • Informed Attribute: She's the FATASS of the group, even though she looks as skinny as the rest.
  • Heavy Sleeper: She's constantly late for school.
  • Knight in Sour Armor: Hates the Sailor Moon gig enough to pretend to have memory loss to get out of it.
  • Leitmotif: Her first transformation sequence, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
    • SMA Remix: "Hungry Hippo" by Parry Gripp;
      "Oh, *honk* you, SMA!"
    • Movie (and Season 2 Episode 45 - Present): "Candy Store" by Hyper Crush
    • Disguise Pen - "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake.
  • Let's Get Dangerous!: "Did someone say pizza?!
  • Maddened Into Misanthropy: Not that she was the nicest girl to begin with, but getting picked on by her friends and family all the time doesn't exactly make her want to help them. In episode 11, the one time she notes that Good Feels Good after helping Molly's Remember the New Guy Childhood Friend, she gets whacked in the face with a ball and they both make fun of her.
    Serena: I'm starting to see why Raye hates everyone.
  • Noodle Incident: The pool party mishap that ruined Serena's bathing suit.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: In episode 41. Turns out Serena didn't lose all her memories, she was just pretending to not remember because "this Sailor Moon gig sucks!"
  • Odango: Her hair buns.
  • Operation: Jealousy: Pretends to date Melvin in an attempt to make Darian (who is dating Raye at the time) jealous. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
  • Orgasmically Delicious: Serena orgasms while eating donuts with creme filling, and later again while licking a vanilla ice cream cone.
  • Power Makes Your Voice Deep: Her Moon Princess transformation drops her shrill voice and hysterical attitude, leaving her with calmer snark.
  • Running Gag: When she is the Moon Princess, she constantly mentions her pizza she never got.
  • Shipper on Deck: To Amy and Greg in Episode 23, though it's probably because she knows Amy hates him.
    • She also ships Raye with Chad in episode 25, though it's mostly to break up Raye and Damien's relationship.
    • She also ships Melvin and Molly in episode 28, and this time it doesn't seem to be for any motive than to see them together.
  • You Are Fat: Serena's bulimia and obesity form running gags for the series.

Amy/Sailor Mercury

Voiced By: KrisRix (Main SMA Series), Megami33 (Remix Episode)

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You guys never listen to me anyway!

The Smart Girl (at first). Amy is a Shy Blue-Haired Girl who becomes Sailor Mercury after an incident with the Negaverse.

  • Blessed with Suck: Constantly lampshaded every time Amy uses her totally useless power.
    • Even Amy was surprised after the one time it actually did something useful.
  • Berserk Button: Don't hurt children while you're around Amy.
  • Captain Obvious:
    (while trapped in Malachite's dome)
    Amy: Wait a second guys! I just realized that he was using a fake Sailor Scout to trick us!
    Raye: YOU'RE *honk*ING BRILLIANT, AMY!
    Serena: And you guys think I'm the stupid one!
  • Catch Phrase: Amy's "Aww" whenever she's disappointed.
  • Characterization Marches On: She started out as a shy, quiet, intelligent girl in the first couple of episodes, like she was in the actual show. Over time, her voice shifted and she became nearly as much of a dumbass as everyone else, with special talent in stating the obvious.
  • The Chick: Referred to as "the useless girl".
  • Curtains Match the Window: And if what Raye said in Episode 50 is anything to go by, it also matches the carpet.
  • The Ditz: They portray her that sometimes just for fun.
  • The Friend Nobody Likes: Evolves into this post-Flanderization.
    Lita: Amy! What're you doin' in my spot light?
    Amy: Mine didn't turn on.
    Lita: That's because we HATE you!
    Amy: Aww.
  • Freudian Excuse: Episode 23 reveals that giving her friend Greg a motivational speech during their Harvard entrance exam, when she shouldn't be talking, got her an automatic fail. "And from that moment on, she never spoke loudly again."
  • Leitmotif: Amy's first transformation sequence, "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.
    • SMA Remix: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65;
    • Movie (and Season 2): "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3.
  • Those Two Guys: With Raye in Season 1. Whenever the two didn't appear much in an episode, it would be revealed that they were getting high together.
  • The Load: Constantly lampshaded by the other members of the team and by Nephlite at one point.
    • When a group from the Negaverse attacks, and one of these Negaversers ends up being laughably ineffective, Sailor Moon quips, "You must be the Mercury of the group."
  • Odd Friendship: With Raye in early season one. Shy, quiet, intelligent Amy with loud, bombastic, Satan-worshiping Raye.
  • Phrase Catcher: "Shut up, Amy!"
  • Pokémon Speak: Amy got this for the Remix one-shot episode, saying nothing but "Blue!"
  • Running Gag: No one ever hears her.
  • Shy Blue-Haired Girl: Well at the start, at least.
  • The Smart Girl: At first.
  • Tareme Eyes
  • Took a Level in Dumbass: Amy starts out as a genius nerd who thinks too much, more of a Straight Man to Serena's idiocy, whose main shtick is that her voice is such a whisper that no-one can hear her and her powers are useless in combat. As the series goes on, she gets increasingly stupid (especially when Lita joins and becomes the Straight Man), usually invoking Captain Obvious and her voice shifts to a normal-volume sort of warbling falsetto.
  • Useless Useful Spell: Mercury's "Useless Attack Blast". Mercilessly Lampshaded - The one or two times it actually accomplished something, no one could believe it.
    • More often, it just ends up obscuring vision, negatively affecting everyone. And when it's used during the flashback to the attack on the moon kingdom:
      Crowd: I can't see anything! Where's the exit? All this fog - we're gonna die!
      Raye: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
      Amy: Mars, why did you light them on fire?!
      Raye: I CAN'T SEE!
  • Vocal Evolution: She plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was quiet and kind of cute, and characters often mentioned they couldn't understand her. As the series progressed, her voice gradually changed to a squawky falsetto and she spoke much more dramatically… and the other characters could usually understand her perfectly.
  • What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: Her useless bubbles attack.

Raye/Sailor Mars

Voiced By: KrisRix

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I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN!!!

A violent, masochistic emo/goth/punk/satanist, Raye is Sailor Mars.

  • Anti-Hero: Nominal Hero; she's a villain pointed in the right direction
  • Axe-Crazy: One of many things to love about Raye.
  • Berserk Button: Any time Mina opens her mouth, Raye becomes even more explosively angry than usual.
  • Character Exaggeration: Remember in the original series' Mileage Varies tab that the DiC dub often portrayed her in a negative light? In this series, she's as negative as negative can be.
  • Combat Sadomasochist: On more than one occasion. Example: Her orgasmic moaning after being bitten by a snake in Episode 8.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Of Ark Music Factory. Yeah...
    "I'M MAKING LOADS OF MONEY OFF THIS REBECCA BLACK CHICK!"
  • Emo Teen: Taken up to eleven.
  • Even the Girls Want Her: Serena… until she gets to know her. Raye has a lesbian posse at her school.
  • Glowing Red Eyes Of Doom: Raye is portrayed to have such eyes in the SMA Xmas video.
  • Goth: May not actually be one, but Serena did address her as one once in the eighth episode.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: Even more so than in the original.
  • Heroic Comedic Sociopath: And she's only heroic because she's being pointed towards the Negaverse.
  • Hot-Blooded: Duh.
  • Hollywood Satanism: Oh, very.
  • The Lancer: She usually does the most in combat, especially before Lita/Jupiter shows up.
  • Leitmotif: Raye's first transformation sequence, "We Be Burnin" by Sean Paul.
    • SMA Remix: "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston.
  • Loves the Sound of Screaming: Did you see her quote at the top of this section??
  • Maddened Into Misanthropy: Implied in a Sailor Moon Sayz segment. When Serena brings up how much it sucks when your boyfriend dies, Raye quips that that's why you should sell your soul to Satan so you can never feel that kind of pain again.
  • Misanthrope Supreme: You could probably count the people she doesn't hate on one hand.
  • Money Fetish: Shown in one episode.
    Raye: {to Chad} Let's have sex. No, really. Right now. Forget about the skiing and skin-piercing hail. I want to have sex with you on a bed of money.
  • Nightmare Fetishist: Oh, where to start?
  • No Indoor Voice: Dear. Lord. There's a reason most of her quotes are written in all caps.
    • In one episode, she gets sick, and speaks at a relatively normal volume. Lampshaded by Amy.
      Raye: I just sound so funny when I'm sick.
      Amy: Y-you sure do. My eardrums are still intact!
  • Odd Friendship: With Amy in early season one (before the latter's Flanderization into The Friend Nobody Likes). Shy, quiet, intelligent Amy with loud, bombastic, Satan-worshiping Raye.
  • Purple Eyes
  • Running Gag: Raye's masochism and worship of Satan.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: She gets more of her dialogue *honk*'d than anyone else.
  • Skewed Priorities: Cardian attacking while she's at the movies? "*HONK* THAT NOISE! I PAID $10.50 FOR THIS MOVIE, I'M STAYING!"
    • And later on:
      (After the Cardian gets away) "SO HOW ABOUT THAT MOVIE?"
  • The Stoner: Makes references to marijuana use in the abridged movie, and heroin/acid usage in several episodes.
  • There Are No Therapists: Averted. Serena and Amy both suggest Raye get therapy when they meet her. Leading to...
    Amy: Seriously Raye, how about that therapy?
    Raye: THERAPY IS FOR THE WEAK! MY GOD DOESN'T ACCEPT QUITTERS!
  • Those Two Guys: With Raye in Season 1. Whenever the two didn't appear much in an episode, it would be revealed that they were getting high together.
  • Token Evil Teammate: Satanic to boot.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: She enjoys both enemy attacks, dying, and being in Hell afterwards.
  • Tsurime Eyes
  • Villain Protagonist: None of the protagonists are exactly good guys, but Raye is unrepentantly evil.
  • What The Hell, Supposed Hero?: In Episode 38, Sailor Mars stole Sailor Moon's wand while the latter is being choked by Ninjana (Monster of the Week). Sailor Mercury found it so heinous, her falsetto voice dropped by an octave.
    Amy: Out of all the things you done, Raye, this is the most *honk*ed up.

Lita/Leo/Sailor Jupiter

Voiced By: Roll002 (Episodes 21-24/25, 28-Present), Judgement915 (Episode 26/27)

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Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that we take orders from a talking cat?

The Big Girl

  • Bi the Way: Falls for a lot of guys, but also falls for a female ski instructor in one episode.
  • Crossdressing Voice: Out-of-Universe, of course. In-Universe, it's a bit more complicated.
  • Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry: Leo/Lita wears rose earrings.
  • Fake Boobs: Maybe.
  • Green Eyes
  • Incompatible Orientation: Gets cranky during the ski episode when she finds out the hot female ski instructor is straight.
    • She also hesitates to approach men she likes since she's pre-op.
  • Jive Turkey: If the 'yo' at the end of her sentences are of any indication.
    Lita: Peace out, home skillet biscuit dizzle slices!
    Lita: Zeus! Why have you forsaken me, homey?!
  • Leitmotif: Lita's first transformation sequence, "The Church of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship.
    • SMA Remix: "Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers (Josh Harris Club Remix).
  • Only Sane Man / Straight Man: Took this role from Amy.
  • Queer People Are Funny: Admit it. There's a LOT of comedy potential for a bisexual trans-woman and her inability to score.
  • Running Gag: Mentioning her sex change or the hormone pills she takes.
    • Also, several times she's said of a guy, "He looks just like me when I was a dude!"
    • She also keeps trying to get laid, but always ends up failing for one reason or another.
  • Shock and Awe: Her Thunder Crash attack.
  • Screw Yourself: Downplayed. Most men she's attracted to are men who look "just like me when I was a dude!"
  • Transsexual: Played for laughs. In this series, Lita is really named Leo. Mentioned in Promise of the Lost Rose during a flashback where a girl and a boy are talking about Lita/Leo. The girl says, "I heard that Lita used to be a man." The boy replies, "I heard she still is."
  • Wholesome Crossdresser: Several lines from Lita suggest she's pre-op.

Mina/Sailor Venus

Voiced By: KrisRix

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I am, like, so totally happy to meet you guys. Like, whoa, aren't you guys happy to meet me? Like, you should totally be happy to meet me.

The last member to join the group. The best way to describe her is if Paris Hilton was a Super-heroine.

  • Anything That Moves: Usually boys, but if her reaction to tentacles is any indication...
  • Brainless Beauty: Emphasis on "brainless".
  • Captain Obvious: One of Mina's very few contributions to the team.
    Mina: Oh. My. God, it's Tuxedo Mask!
    Raye: WOW. THANKS, VENUS. HELPFUL. REALLY.
    • Lampshaded Episode 31:
    Mina: I, like, point out the obvious over and over again!
  • Catchphrase: Says "giggle!" at the end of her statement, once in a while.
  • The Chick: Manages to be this on an all-girl team.
  • The Ditz: See a pattern here?
  • Dumb Blonde: "I'm not blonde, I'm just dumb! Oh, wait..."
  • Everything's Better with Sparkles: "Well I was looking at this bug and its wings were all, like, iridescent, and it reminded me of glitter and I *honk*ing love glitter! I wish I like, PISSED glitter!!"
  • Global Ignorance: During the opening of Promise of the Lost Rose, Mina mistakes Tokyo Tower for the Eiffel Tower, remarks that she thought the Eiffel Tower was from New Zealand, and asks if she and the other Sailor Scouts live in Korea.
  • Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Invoked because she really likes boasting of her beauty.
    Mina: Helloooo! Like, look at my flowing, long locks! Aren't you excited? Guys, you don't look excited, you should TOTALLY be excited!
  • Hot Wind: Provides the quote for the trope.
  • Pig-ay Latin-ay: Mina-ay is not clear-ay on the concept-ay.
  • Leitmotif: Her first transformation sequence (only used once), "Wanna Do Your Makeup" by Scotty Vanity.
    • SMA Remix: "Venus" by Bananarama;
      • Movie (and Season 2): "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga.
  • Really Gets Around: "I have enough seeds to last a lifetime!"
  • Running Gag: Mentioning her promiscuity. Also, she can never remember the name of her attack.
  • Simpleton Voice: A stereotypical-as-you-can-get Valley Girl one.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: She qualifies as this.
    Mina: There's tentacles everywhere! It's like a dream come true!
    • And when they join forces:
    Mina: This isn't what being molested feels like!
    Raye: THIS IS EVEN BETTER!
  • Totally Radical: As a nod to the original series.
    Mina: Okay, guys, this is the episode where I use as much 90's teen lingo as I can! So here's the buzz!
    (beat)
    Raye: WHO THE F*honk*K GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO DO THE INTRO?!
    Mina: And here's the real kicker: I'm NOT the Moon Princess! Like even! OMGWTFBBQSQUIDFACE!
    Raye: OH MY GOD, KILL ME, PLEASE!!
  • Valley Girl: "Oh my Buddha. Okay?! OMB."

Luna

Voiced By: Megami33

I can't take it anymore! All the girl talks about is food, food, food!

Serena's long-suffering cat mentor.

  • Ass Shove: All those devices the scouts get (transformation pens, Serena's locket, the communicators, etc) are kept in Luna's butt until needed. Or until she manages to finally poop them out.
  • The Conscience: Of the Sailors, especially Serena. Often, Serena faces the bad guy and/or saves her friends just to get Luna to stop nagging her.
  • Deadpan Snarker: It's all she can do in the face of all the stupidity surrounding her.
  • Fake Brit:invoked Just like in the original dub.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: Luna's reaction after succumbing to Artemis' advances, and two seasons later when Diana shows up.
  • Never Live It Down: In-universe, the Sailors needed a few episodes to start trusting Luna's hunches about evil activities again after her hunch about Amy working for the Negaverse was disproved.
  • Only Sane Man: Is in charge of giving out exposition and at least trying to point the scouts in the right direction.
    • Not So Above It All: That said, she does occasionally delve into their antics; such as getting stoned while watching the stars with Serena.
  • Sarcastic Devotee: To all the scouts, but especially to Serena.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: Oh, so very much!

Artemis

Voiced By Judgement915

You know how hard it is to buy booze as a cat? Pretty f*honk*ing hard!

Mina's cat mentor, a perpetually drunk Australian.

  • The Alcoholic: Artemis is always drunk, and tries to justify making an early start on his boozing as compensating for the time zone difference for Australia's happy hour.
  • Captain Obvious:
    Artemis: Wait a second... wait... wait... Wait a second.
    Amy: What is it?
    Artemis: I... am a cat!
    Mina: {in disbelief} Shut Up!
    Raye: CAN WE TALK SHIT ABOUT MINA AND ARTEMIS, TOO?!
    Mina: Sure, we won't notice. Giggle!
  • The Unintelligible: when he's being particularly drunk.

Darien/Tuxedo Mask

Voiced By: MaxSkate2001 (Episodes 1-3,6-12,15/16,17,19-22,24/25,26/27,29), Roll002 (Episodes 4,5,13/14,18,23,28,30-43), EvilChicken25 (Episodes 44-End), LittleKuriboh (as Moonlight Night)

Jesus, those girls make me want to actually jump off a cliff.

Serena's love interest, rescuer, and constant source of annoyance.

Molly

Voiced By: KrisRix

Wow, what a weird dream! It never gets old — waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me.

Serena's Muggle Best Friend who has a thick Brooklyn accent and usually serves as rescue fodder.

Andrew

Voiced By: KrisRix (Main Series), Judgement915 (Real Voice)

Villains

Queen Beryl

Voiced By: KrisRix

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You don't bring me the crystal but you bring me an unconscious teenage boy?!! Wait, I have an unconscious teenage boy? Ohh...

The main antagonist of the first season. Has an obsession with hot teenage boys, Kelly Clarkson songs, and the internet.

  • Absolute Cleavage
  • Bad Boss: Tends to kill her subordinates for failing her one too many times. This comes back to bite her at the end of season one.
    Queen Beryl: It seems the Sailor Scouts are coming our way. Who wants to welcome them and earn a place in NEGA-history textbooks? I PROMISE I won't kill you if you fail!
    Rando in the back: I don't trust her!
    Queen Beryle: WHO SAID THAT?! (lightning strikes) Like I said, I promise I won't kill you!
  • Big "SHUT UP!": At least once an episode.
  • Catch Phrase: "SILENCE!" or "SHUT UP!" after someone points out a hole in her logic.
  • Evil Redhead
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: The seven shadow warriors being sealed in the seven pride crystals and sent to earth apparently broke her up. She needs a minute to compose herself while explaining it to Zoizite.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: She refuses to let Jedite get a sidekick lest it be a 14-year-old boy he can molest.
  • Expy: Let's be honest: Who else was reminded of Rita Repulsa? Loud, gravely, No Indoor Voice, Hair-Trigger Temper, Large Ham who attacks a Sentai team with a Monster of the Week Once an Episode...
  • God Save Us from the Queen!
  • Hermaphrodite:
    Malachite: Um, Your Majesty, You... don't have a... cock...
    Queen Beryl: Says you!!!
  • If I Can't Have You...: At the end of the first season when she kills Darien after he gets de-brainwashed thanks to The Power of Love
  • Incompatible Orientation: Considering Jedite is so Ambiguously Gay he practically lives in a Transparent Closet, and he left Beryl before the start of the series, and she's not over him while he shows no lingering interest in her (but does to what he thinks is a young man)...
  • Lovable Sex Maniac: She orders Jedite to get her a computer so she can look at porno, and seems to enjoy video taping men wrestling in mud pits. Hmm...
  • Never My Fault: Every failure is due to the incompetence of her minions. Even when they tell her it was on her orders, or she didn't give them the time or resources they needed to succeed.
  • No Indoor Voice: A minor example compared to Raye. Considering they have the same voice actor...
  • Remember the New Guy: The Seven Shadow Warriors, who were totally there in the war against the Moon Kingdom as Beryl's allies, and then were sealed in seven Pride Cyrstals and sent to earth. Zoizite, naturally, has no memory of these long-time comrades.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: Has this reaction quite often. Then again, it's not like she gives them the necessary time or resources they need to succeed against the Sailor Scouts; something Jedite lampshades before she kills him.
  • Token Good Teammate: Queen Beryl in the alternate universe episode. Although the villains fail at villainy as much as the sailor scouts fail at heroism.
  • Woman Scorned: It's implied that she's so hard on Jedite because she hasn't forgiven him for leaving her.
  • Yaoi Fangirl: Though only when it's for her own titillation (like having Malachite and Prince Darian wrestle in a mud pit for her to film), otherwise she's quite homophobic.

Jedite

Voiced By: Roll002

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These charms are now infused with the Negaverse, now with 33% more evil essence!

Nephlite

Voiced By: Roll002 (Main Series), KrisRix (Remix Episode)

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Zoicite

Voiced By: KrisRix (Main Series), Judgement915 (Remix Episode)

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Here's my crystals. Now, you show me yours. Your crystals, I mean!

Malachite

Voiced By: Whip0fAlchemy (Main Series), Megami33 (Remix Episode)

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They deserved it. They weren't wearing their mittens! And also, they called me a fag.

Fiore

Voiced By: Judgement915

TEN YEARS, DARIEN!

The villain of the SMA movie.

En (Ann)

Voiced By: KrisRix

The sister of Al. Along with Al, she pretends to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia in order to gather energy for their tree.

  • A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read: With Alan, though it's mostly because he keeps forgetting they're telepathically linked and thus lets his mind wander wherever it may (usually regarding his crush on Serena). She eventually gives up trying to remind him she can hear his every thought.
  • Bizarre Alien Biology: Plant-based, energy-sucking life-form with tentacles in her mouth? Yes.
  • Brother-Sister Incest: Played for Laughs. Unlike the original series, Ann and Alan are not just pretending to be brother-and-sister at school, but they're also explicitly stated to be boning each other.
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: Towards Al and Darien
  • Curtains Match the Window: Her eye colors match her hair in both her human and alien forms.
  • Distracted by the Sexy: Anne. The conversation she has makes it even better.
    Anne: Alan, you fool! You cannot do those things! I am your only lover! How can you possibly find those humans attractive! *Sees Darien reading* I would never find some male, attractive, tall, dark and handsome...with his books...and his purple pants...*gasp* What a babe! He's PERFECT!
  • Fake Russian:invoked Has a Russian accent in order to pretend to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia.
  • Funny Foreigner
  • Green-Eyed Monster: She's jealous of Al's crush on Serena.
  • Green-Skinned Space Babe: She's attractive even in her alien form.
  • Humanoid Alien
  • I'm Standing Right Here: Her reaction to Alan thinking about or flirting with Serena right in front of her.
    Anne: We're telepathically linked, you moron!
  • Mother Russia Makes You Strong: She doesn't have the physique, but she definitely has the attitude. Despite being an alien.
  • Pointy Ears: Like her brother, En has elf-like ears.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Towards Darien; she has a book that goes into detail about his daily routine, right down to his bowel movements.
  • Yandere: Towards Darien and Alan

Al (Alan)

Voiced By: Judgement915

  • Alien Arts Are Appreciated: Inverted. Alan is a fan of Lady Gaga.
  • Bizarre Alien Biology: Like his sister. Strange things happen when he tries to eat.
  • Brother-Sister Incest: Played for Laughs. Unlike the original series, Ann and Alan are not just pretending to be brother-and-sister at school, but they're also explicitly stated to be boning each other.
  • Digging Yourself Deeper: When Ann gets jealous of Alan for admiring Serena's beauty, he tries to reassure her he meant the trees. He just keep saying "I meant Serena" over and over, digging himself deeper each time.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Destroys Anne's entire Snow White play. Why?
    Alan: You said I couldn't be Grumpy. Well, who's Grumpy now?
  • The Ditz: Probably the biggest male ditz in the show, and that's saying something. When he expresses a desire to play Grumpy in the Snow White play, Ann snarks that he'd be more suited to playing Dopey. It's hard to disagree with her.
  • Expy: Resembles Fiore in the first SMA movie.
  • Fake Russian:invoked Has a Russian accent in order to pretend to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia.
  • Freudian Slip: There's a nice one by Alan in episode 42.
    Anne: It seems to have no more energy.
    Alan: Well, with our cardians/guardians, that can be easily erectified.
    Anne: I don't think that's the right word.
    • Also this one:
    Alan: As the humans say, I would not hold my dick about it.
    Anne: No, you mean breath. Hold your breath.
    Alan: Why would I hold my breath if I can hold my dick?
    • During a cherry blossom outing, he admires Serena's beauty. When Ann gets jealous, he tries to reassure her he meant the trees several times, but he slips each time and accidentally admits he meant Serena each time.
  • Funny Foreigner
  • Humanoid Alien
  • I Have to Go Iron My Dog: "I have to go...bate the master!"
  • Musical Assassin
  • No Guy Wants an Amazon: Unfortunately for Lita.
    Alan: No, not that husky freak!
  • Pointy Ears: Has elf-like ears in his alien form.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Has a big crush on Serena.
  • Yandere: Towards En and Serena.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair


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