Alright, Peter Puppy, let's just face facts: You have got to be the world's...no, the galaxy's worst father. I don't know how you let six hundred of your kids get captured by one giant bird in the first place...but you let it happen again! I went looking at PetCo to see if they have a mug for, like, "World's worst puppy father", and they don't! And it probably wouldn't sell very well, because it would only sell to you!
Santa in a bullet-proof vest wielding a huge gun. Welcome to life in 1924.
''Watch out for that Beamos."
Mess with me, you mess with omnipotence. And by omnipotence, I mean a giant hand that can carry shit.
"DANCE MR. SATAN, DANCE!"
John opens his inventory to reveal a lockpick, a book of spells, and a formerly salty bear. John:
So wow, this is all I have for, uh— Rick:
That is all you have now. John:
At least she left you the bear. John:
Yeah, took the stick, but they left me the salt-covered bear? Steve:
No salt, just the bear. They cleaned the bear. Brandon:
You can't even lick the bear for sustenance!
"I feel like this is the only profession other than assassin where "Caleb kill the bitch!" Is something your boss tells you to do."
Momentum, momentum, momentum...
Log the roll. Spike:
Log the roll? Jay:
Rog the... Spike:
Rog the loll? What are you saying? I don't even... Aah!
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