Funny / Team Avolition

• Minecraft Griefing - The All-in 1 (Spacemonkey Episode 4):
  • There's a "blink and you might miss it" moment in chat at the beginning of the video, when Storm is preparing to light the spawn on fire:
    <Dell_the_Engie>: I'm giving surge botd because he's a mod and appears to be a reasonably mature human being.
• Minecraft Griefing - The All In 2 (Spacemonkey Episode 5):
  • This particular exchange:
    Storm_Surge: The glorious Swastar^note A swastika inside a Star of David[...]and we got the Krysk monument^note A cobblestone penis statue right here; it's glorious.
    Jade: Yeah.
    Krysk: Wha - what? What Krysk monument?
    Storm_Surge: Oh come on, you don't know about the Krysk monument?
    Jade: You haven't seen the Krysk monument?
    Krysk: No?
    Storm_Surge: Jade made it for you!
    Jade: Teleport to us!
    Storm_Surge: Yeah, teleport!
    Jade: Yeah!
    Storm_Surge: You didn't know about it? We made it just for you!
    Jade: Yeah, for real! I'd better take a picture of it.
    Krysk: Yeah, it's probably something really gay, like — not even probably; I know it is.
    Jade: Oh, what possibly could give you that idea?
    Storm_Surge: I mean, it is a monument.
    Krysk: That's a fair point, what possibly would give me that idea?
    Jade: Teleport to me or Storm right now.
    Storm_Surge: Just teleport!
    Krysk: I don't know, you guys have some beliefs about me that are wrong, but[...]
    Storm_Surge: [Holding back laughter] The Krysk monument, in all it's glory.
    (a few moments later)
    Krysk: [Teleports to Storm_Surge] Hi, Storm. Where's the Krysk monument?
    Storm_Surge: Uh, right here; the Krysk monument. Do you have the wallhack on?
    Krysk: Uhhh...yes, but I can still see what it is; I am very disappointed.
• Minecraft Griefing - Lion's Bay (Part 1)
  • After griefing a town called Lion's Bay, the crew flee from the town when a user returns home. The user then notices the damage done to the town, and starts a Running Gag in Team Avo's videos:
    <x_zer0_x>: dan^note Presumably an admin on the server
    <x_zer0_x>: dan
    <x_zer0_x>: dan
    <x_zer0_x>: dan
    The team, mockingly parroting the words in chat: Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
    <x_zer0_x>: this is important
    Jade: He has an important!
    <x_zer0_x>: griefer took my crap
    Krysk: I'm tempted to just say in chat, "Yeah, I was mining this house and I have so much wood now"[...]"I needed wood for a fireplace" is what I wanted to say; "I needed wood for a fireplace and there was this delicious looking house."
  • Oh, but it gets even better; when "Dan" finally logs on, his unfazed, nonchalant reactions to zero's cries and pleas for help is what seals the deal:
    <danephen>: ugh damn disc when afk
    <x_zer0_x>: dan i need to talk to u
    <danephen>: sup
    <x_zer0_x>: griefer hit my house
    <x_zer0_x>: stole my chests
    <danephen>: this happens to you almost every day lol
    <danephen>: ya guys are way to close to spawn
    <x_zer0_x>: i swear im not making this up
• Minecraft Griefing - Revenge (Spacemonkey Episode 6):
  • When jmayniac and crazyps3gamer find the stairs in their fort to be trapped with fences, a Call-Back to one Team Avolition's griefing techniques before they had gotten banned from the server, they start panicking because they realise that someone on the server is a member of Team Avo:
    <crazyps3gamer>: woah what the heck how come i cant go up stairs
    (both Storm_Surge and Krysk start cracking up)
    <crazyps3gamer>: j
    <crazyps3gamer>: !!!!!!!!
    Storm_Surge: He's gonna be like, "It's Avo! It's Avo!" He's gonna be like, "They're back!"
    Krysk: You know what that reminds me of? You know what that reminds me of?
    Both Storm Surge and Krysk in Unison: Dan! Dan!
    <jmayniac>: yeah?
    <crazyps3gamer>: someone on here is avo!!!
    (Storm_Surge and Krysk burst into uncontrollable laughter)
    Storm_Surge: Score! Score! These guys are shitting bricks right now. [...] They thought episode 5 was the end, and they were wrong. We're back!
• Minecraft Griefing - Wallhacks (Spacemonkey Episode 7):
  • This Call-Back to episode 5:
    Jade: There's a Dunklshreken statue for real?
    Storm_Surge: Yeah, they built it in his honour, 'cause he's always AFK, and I loaded it up with TNT.
    Jade: You should change it to that one statue that I made. You remember the one?
    Storm_Surge: The Krysk monument?
    Jade: Yeah. You should change it to that.
    Krysk: I'll kill you. I'll kill both of you.
    Storm_Surge: What's wrong with the Krysk monument?
    Jade: See, I was trying not to insult the Krysk monument.
    Storm_Surge: The Krysk is very protective of its monument—
    Krysk: I haven't actually — no, I haven't actually sent this hack out, and now I'm not going to.
    Jade: See, that's why I didn't want to say '"The Krysk Monument".
    Storm_Surge: The Krysk is a very moody creature when he's having his period, that's the problem.
• Minecraft Griefing - Spy3991's Server:
  • When the server co-owner arrives and starts angrily asking who took his diamonds and damaged one of his structures, a random member of the server (and potentially a fan of Avolition aware that the crew were there) decides to take the fall:
    onaj: i told you guys not to touch my shit
    joeyfromrgc: thello
    Paulanater: srry for touching it
    Storm_Surge: (in voice chat) Paulanater's like, taking all the shit for us!
    onaj: who the fuck touched my gate
    Paulanater: wat gate it was mee
• The entire Rice-Think series is a neon-signed, flashing warning to admins everywhere in Minecraft; PROTECT YOUR STUFF.
  • The Rice-Think saga is absolutely golden. Sean M. Rice, the admin, declared total war on the team and bragged that Rice-Think would last forever. When the server went public, among other things they discovered an unlocked chest of 64 diamonds at spawn, destroyed Sean's house (made of gold and diamond blocks), and perhaps best of all, destroyed an entire castle and got help covering up any trace of its existence from one of the guys who built it.
• At one point they find a fully Christian server, in that the players are actually called to church... and right before the service, one of the mods demanded a player rob his girlfriend's purse to get money for the server. The team is understandably surprised, and end up turning the church into a shrine for Satan. YMMV, but it's pretty hilarious when Krysk dresses up in black and starts devil-worshipping (in Latin, no less) during a service. He also drowns himself in the baptismal pool.
  • What happens to spawn is a classic, especially when one of the mods arrives.
  • It gets better. Right after showing the owner his remodeled spawn area, they look at the Fire and Brimstone Hell landscape outside. It was the lava in the sky that finally killed the server for good.
  • "Maybe we should leave bible quotes for all of the things we grief to justify it." is one of the ideas.
    "Jesus helps those who help themselves, so I am helping myself to some glowstone!"
  • The pants.
  • During the sabotage of the church, a mod shows up and gives the group a WorldEdit to open up an area underground, not knowing it was under the church, and spams their inventory with apples.
  • At one point, they turn a house made of diamonds into a sandcastle which promptly collapses.
  • The server page now reads something along the lines of "[homophobic slur] Team Avolition ruined our game [homophobic slur]", followed by nonsensical jabbering.