Bert: "CROC KILLED." Dubz: WE WERE KILLED! But we're still alive. Bert: And what's that weird symbol next to our name? Dubz: It's Vietnamese! Bert: It's like a... snowman with two pieces minus the other side. Dubz: He's, like, peeking out from behind the question mark- wait, why is there a question mark? ... Bert: "Lost again, pain-" PAINTFUL? It's paintful. It is very paintful. ... Bert: "Lap? Falled." It always has to question whether or not it had the right Pokemon. "Was it Lap?"
Episode 5: An enemy Caterpie tries to use "Hemp Ah!" which fails because it was "not decided":
Bert: He didn't decide well enough. Dubz: It's like, "Hemp... AHHHHHHHH nah."
They panic over Beannote their Weedle appearing to only know Harden, until they realize that Poison Sting has no name. When used, all that appears is "Bean !"
They learn from a zealous old man that Team Rocket is now called MISSILE BOMB.
Bert: "It's this tower to let the monsters andpeople are-" Dubz: Andpeople. "Full of fancy-" Bert: "...for bright future, to affirm-" Dubz: There's an S stuck in the lower right-hand corner. Bert: "...practising place and the last steeling," STEELING, as in metal. "We need to see it is who between me and the man that isn't snapped th- the t-" WHAT IS THIS GUY SAYING!?
Episode 12 starts with Bert getting a Great Ball (called Suppball) and a fishing rod (called Clothbag).
Bert: "The Jimu badge is expensive. Are you baught from Zhaochan?" Dubz: What the fuck!? We don't even know that guy! Bert: We have to pay for badges now? Dubz: Yeah, apparently. Oh, it's a Bird Keeper. That's why. Bert: It's actually Y Apostrophe S Equals AC. ... Bert: We found soda! ...and we fucked it.
Dubz: "Steak, Again?" Another night of steak? Dammit. ... Bert: Stop using Hate! Dubz: Is that all it knows? It really hates Steak!
They find out that Beedrill is called Fork, so they send out Bean. This proves to be a poor choice, as Beedrill manages to get five hits with Fury Attack before Bean retaliates with Poison Sting, which is not very effective. Or, as the game and Dubz sum it up:
Dubz: "Five Effect! One Result."
In Episode 17, they try to use an item called GOAL as a last ditch effort against Bugsy. The item is used immediately, and they have no idea what it does.
Instead of a badge, they receive a BUDGE from Bugsy.
Bugsy's entire speech after being defeated is hilarious.
The episode features a rather interesting speech from Chedr as well as an unexpected piece of advice from an old lady.
Dubz offers his final thoughts before they finish up:
Dubz: I wanna watch a Vietnamese person play this, and they, like, actually make sense of all the translations. Like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense." "What did it say?" "THIS, TO BE, AND THEN, THEREFORE, FOR AND BUT I AND IF ONLY THEN. Duh!" "You don't know what you're doing Shung Long Kwai... Mu!"
[Bert gets a phone call from "Rocket"] Bert: Rocket's calling! "HJKSDJFBKGFSDFG MS. EGGIE????" Dubz: "BLBBLDBDLDBDFXCVBKMUST WIN-" Bert: I love how there's two different styles of question marks. "Must win in contest, wait you at 35? Questionmarkquestionmark- See you lat- see you-" Dubz: "See you LATTE!" Bert: "Phone call is connecting, merge many Baliy at 35? DI." I don't even know.
They try using a move called DUL, which results in the text "HUSHUZ DULDO"
Bert: "It is basement to do preparings before go into the water." Dubz: THIS IS BASEMENT! "This is madness! THIS. IS. BASEMENT!" ... [The enemy trainer is about to send out a Pokemon named Cow] Bert: Cow! Cow Start. [A Wartortle is sent out. Dubz starts laughing.] Bert: WHAT? WHAT? Dubz: That is a cow!
[Bert uses the move "Stare" against a Machoke; it's not very effective.] Bert: "One Result." That was terrible. Dubz: Did we use st- why in the world would you- Bert: I don't know, I just wanted to try it out, 'cause- look at his face! I just had to stare at it.
Episode 33 shows Bert's first phone call from Mke "Mike" Boat:
Bert: "Seeing! Seeing! It is great! To defeated the Yangzu's Machiba. I'm always at the entrance of gymnasium, to give a normal support. But I was afraided by the ghost floating in the air, inside. I'm so unwilling to put down the phone! Good bye!" Dubz: This was such an interesting conversation, since you do not answer. Bert: He's so unwilling to put down the phone, he hung up!
Bert: "Don't you feel mystery of the islands which is surrounded by whirlpools." I do feel quite mystery. Dubz: I feel kinda FEARFUL! Bert: [looking at Qwilfish] "BOAT." I would have laughed completely with that "Fearful" but I was too busy reading "BOAT." [Bert defeats the trainer.] Bert: "You are so STROG."
When Dubz comments on how the falling shortcut in the lighthouse would probably break one's legs, Bert replies:
Bert: At least we're not Shaotanzhiten, we would've brode our waist.
Bert: "Both the intensity and the benevolent give you the budge." Dubz: She's benevolently giving the budge. Bert: "Eggie gain Steel Badge from Juzi." So now it's a badge. "Give you the... Shqilu BUDGE..." ... [Bert gets an item from a tree called Coin.] Bert: We got coins! Money DOES grow on trees! Dubz: It does! Game Text: EGGIE! COIN BAG FUCK Dubz: And apparently it can bring you love too. [Bert gets an item from another tree called Pole.] Bert: What is going on here? Dubz: "Eggie Pole Bag Fuck!" Bert: They're giving us poles and money! Dubz: Eggie's a stripper. [Bert gets another Pole from the third tree.] Bert: Two poles and money. Dubz: Those three trees create exactly what a stripper joint looks like. This is the place to go. Bert: That's where Suicune hangs out on the weekends.
Bert: "Only the boss know the passward of the door." Dubz: Passward. ... Bert: "The door can't be opened it need the password!" They got it right that time. Dubz: Now we have to get a password and a passward. And a budge.
The episode also features more memorable dialogue from Chedr:
Bert: He's, like, playing out the Chedr role now. "I don't like my lines!"
In Episode 39, the game crashes the first two times Bert tries fighting Pryce. The third attempt, however, presents this dialogue:
Bert: "Bullet given by Bet-Boy given by Bet-Boy can use." What? Dubz: Game over, man! Bert: What was that? Dubz: I don't even... Bert: It's the Asian kid who made this.
There's also this part (at the 6:41 mark in the original video).
Bert: We need to go get EXP Share. From Elf Grandfather! It's been a while since we've seen Elf Grandfather. Dubz: That's true, it has been a while. Bert: Maybe he's dead now. Dubz: Terrible. Wusiji Dr. wouldn't be too happy. They were good friends. They were only two men to deal with it.
Bert: "Hey! You have strided the first step into Guandong. Even so, you should see the map to affirm." It sounds like we're stepping in, like, horse shit or something.
Episode 47: They contemplate how Steak can be hurt by Forretress's Spikes if he is levitating:
Bert: "Steak be hurt." Wha- Dubz: Because of the [Spikes]. Bert: Yeah, because he's- Dubz: Because he has feet! ... Bert: "Steak Kick!" Dubz: With the feet he has! Bert: The feet that he stepped on the pieces [with]. Dubz: It must hurt more. ... [The Forretress remains asleep for 5 turns.] Bert: Dude, this thing. When it goes to sleep, it's like "I'll see you guys in a few years."
Bert: "You are defeated by me. No qualification to say. To next house." Now we're in the loser's bracket. [Bert moves on to Karen] Dubz: She's really good for being in the loser's bracket!
In Episode 50, Professor Oak (who is now called Oujiduo) comes to offer Eggie a congratulatory speech, which Bert and Dubz can barely read without cracking up due to how it has been translated. They lose it after reading "THE RESULT IS THE FRUIT."
Bert: Hey, it's that snowman thing again that everyone told me was "dow" or "doo." Dubz: No, it's a snowman. It's a half snowman. It's what happens when you take a flamethrower to Frosty. Bert: Half of him disappears into a question mark? Dubz: Yeah. In Japanese, a question mark means "puddle." ... Dubz: [regarding Dream Eater being called Kick] "He's sleeping, kick him!" ... Bert: "Don't defy death, don't be strong." Fine, we'll just cry in a corner the entire game.
Kanto Episode 3: The go to the mart in order to sell some of their items and get more money. This goes horribly wrong when they try to sell Pointup, which causes the game to crash yet again.
Even worse, they find that they have to fight Lt. Surge again after reloading the last save state.
When Bert returns to the shop, he takes a look at some of the item descriptions:
Bert: "Renew all states." We use that, it turns into, like, the Civil War. ... Bert: Coibag: "Only hold can get a landto fish elf" [Beat] [Dubz starts laughing] Bert: "Only hold can get a landto fish elf." That doesn't even make sense.
Sabrina's dialogue causes Bert to take a second look:
Bert: "You come finally you must come, the feeling existed three years ago. Your aim is to want my badge." Dubz: Of course. Bert: "I don't like frighting, it is my first task to passes the badge to a fit man. If you want-" Dubz: WE'RE A WOMAN! Your special WHAT? Bert: "Try my special function." Dubz: THAT'S GROSS! Bert: That entire speech was wrong. Dubz: "Three years ago, I knew you wanted my budge."
Finally, there's the story of the imprecatory bike.
Bert: [receiving the Super Rod] "Eggie receive Bad Rod." THANKS. "You're so good at fishing, have a Bad Rod!" ... Bert: "Home of the leader of..." [Beat] Dubz: "SHAFALIXIAN." Bert: Is he chafing, or something?
Bert: "A hole with punchy monster." [The NPC's Itemfinder goes off.] Bert: "My dance machine starts to react." Is he playing one of those DDR games while also playing Whack-a-Mole? ... Bert: "You come, as if you have many gymnasium badges of Shangdao. Don't lick with mouth." [Bert and Dubz start laughing, while still being confused.] Dubz: How else am I supposed to lick? ... Bert: I don't even consider this a win, because Steak died. ... Bert: "Eggie gain the Blue from-" We just gained the Blue. We didn't even get a badge.
Bert: "Many Dictator flys from the earth!" ... Bert: "This is the cave of Tiguta." Is that in any way related to Sputa, and does it flow down? ... Bert: "It's Uncle's guard, you sh- you SHULD make good use of it-" Dubz: [in a Russian accent] "You shuld make good use of it, for it's my gold pearl."
In Kanto Episode 10, Bert and Dubz take a look at some of the stuff in the Pokedex:
Bert: Look how heavy [Gastly] is! It's gas! [Bert scrolls down to Haunter.] Bert: Haunter you fat-ass! ... Bert: "Fun." It's a Fun type!
Bert: I don't know why Gyarados can't learn it, though. Dubz: He's a flying type. Plus we don't have him in here. ... Bert: "Can I drift?" We're gonna drift these waterfalls, man. Price is a drifter, man. Dubz: Yeah, he's one of those people in Tokyo. He's got his cool sunglasses on and his pimped out car. But he's actually really terrible at it, so he starts drifting into the sides of walls and stuff. And the enemy, who is the antagonist of our movie is always winning. But he ends up winning in the end. Bert: Pokemon Viet Crystal: Tokyo Drift.
[Dezz reaches the goal, which is surrounded by boxes.] Bert: Milk them! Milk them all! Dezz: I will milk you for your sweet nectar, boxes!
The Lost Episode: Mysh starts off the level and immediately dies. Funny enough on its own, but not only does that happen to be his last life, but it turns out they never saved after the previous episode, forcing them to redo all of their work.
Mysh: They're, like, things that do things. [Crash dies, shouting his signature "WOAH!"] Dezz and Mysh: WOAH! Dubz: Crash was really interested in what Mysh said! Mysh is like, "There are things that do things." "WOAH! I can't even hold all this woah!"
In Episode 11, Mysh makes a spectacular maneuver around the 16:09 mark that gets everyone's hearts pounding.
In Episode 12, Dezz shows off his "Bat Summoning Dance" (which is just him rapidly tapping the movement keys).
[Dezz dies right after getting a checkpoint, leaving him with only one life left] Dezz: That means I have to do the rest of this perfectly. Bert: You've got this. Dezz: I did this once before, but that one was a- [immediately dies]
There's also the part near the 22:30 mark where Crash cheats death by not getting crushed:
Dezz: [Turns Crash to face the camera] "Hello everyone. I shouldn't be alive today."
Finale Part 1: Juan makes it past an electricity trap, which Bert states he didn't even notice. Juan moves back to show Bert the trap, only to be electrocuted by it.
In PVP Part 2, Bert tries to go for what he thinks is a diamondnote it's actually a sapphire, and he ends up almost getting killed by a red slime due to the lag.
In PVP Part 3, the team spends most of the episode just mining and trying to find a way back up, completely disregarding the fact that there is supposed to be a deathmatch going on above them:
Dezz: I don't even think they remember that we're in the game. Dubz: "Good game, bye y'all!" People are getting, like, slowly wiped out, and we're just like, "RACE FOR THE SURFACE!" ... Dubz: Guys, we're gonna get to the surface, and all the NPCs are gonna be gone. Bert: We're gonna get to the surface, and we're gonna be the only ones left!
Later, Dubz starts getting rather careless with throwing glowsticks.
In PVP Part 4, the team's plan to return to the surface goes horribly wrong. Everyone is reduced to laughter within seven minutes.
In CTG Part 1, Bert, Juan and Jack start off very poorly, leading them to think about how much better the other team is doing:
Bert: I can't wait to watch [OdysseyGamez's] side of the video and just see what items they were blessed with. Jack: It will just be like a montage of "Oh my God, like, gold! Oh look! Oh my God!" Bert: "There's just so much gold ore on the surface that I don't even have to mine! It's just in ore form already!" Jack: "It's just flying at me!" Bert: "I can't hold all this gold!" Juan: "There's reverends just giving us stuff!" Bert: "I'm just smelting it into walls and throwing it in my trash 'cause I have nothing else to do!" Juan: They're gonna watch our video and be like "What the heck are they doing?"
[Bert hears someone trying to use a star repeatedly] Bert: I hear mana crystals being used. Jack: Yeah, what the hell? Juan: Mana crystals? Bert: Or whatever that is. What is that!? Jack: How many are they using!? Bert: It's piercing my eardrums! ... Bert: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, does Dubz have a grenade?
Terraria PVP Highlights: Corrupters are attacking you. What do you do? Start rapidly digging down and don't stop until you reach the core, of course.
Bert accidentally awards Kipp the title of "Dubz Died".
The four end up winning the game, so the other team spawns a bunch of Twins.
In Chapter 1, Bert finds an ingame ad saying "There's Always Peng!", which causes Mysh to come up with a scenario to use that phrase in:
Mysh: You're in high school. There's a prom date. Peng asks you if you want to go to Turnabout, and you say "No, sorry, I'm going with Jenny." The day of the dance, Jenny calls and says "I have violent stomach flu," and your best friend turns to you and says "Well, there's always Peng!"
Then in Chapter 2, they find writing on a bathroom stall saying "I give great Peng." Their response:
Mysh: Dude, we need to find Peng. We need to rescue Peng. Dubz: No, what we need to do is figure out what sexual act Peng is. Someone wrote if someone was up for Peng in the bathroom. Mysh: It's like you're talking to your lady like, "Hey, how about we, uh, you know... PENG tonight?" Dubz: "You want a man who can Peng well." Mysh: "I want to explore. How about we, uh, try Peng." Dubz: "We'll Peng tonight." Mysh: "Honey, we've tried everything else." "Well, there's always Peng!"
Dubz: [quietly] Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Dubz Space. Bert: [looking at an ad] SUN! Dubz: SUN! Mysh: Sun Cola! [They step out] Hammond: We got two problems- Bert: Of course. Instantly. Dubz: "We have two problems, alright? Two, exactly." Mysh: One step out of the hatch and we're already being given plot points. Dubz: "Number one, I'm sick and tired of thesemotherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. Number two, did he look like a bitch?" Bert: I think the main problem is we didn't even hear what the first two problems were.
Juan: Okay, Bert, I hope you're ready to get that thing set up 'cause there's gonna be a giant butt sucker. Bert: A giant butt sucker. Juan: Oh, there he is! Dubz: HE WASN'T LYING! Juan: Ah, nope. Old Rusty never lies! You gotta hit him in the butt! That's why he's called a butt sucker!
Dubz: See, now, if I was here, things- well... Juan: Things would seem a little more FriendlyFire-ish. Dubz: But you know what? The important thing is, the word "friendly" was used. Bert: It was friendly fire, it wasn't- Juan: At least we're being shot by a friend.
YouTube user owlstrategies offers an explanation for what is happening in the game:
owlstrategies: None of these aliens really exist. This all takes place in Ol' Rusty's dreams, the dreams of an exhausted old 'Nam veteran, who sees twisted fragments of the war in his mind every night in his sleep. Except that the enemies are now clawed, more vicious and spew toxic explosive bombs, and Ol' Rusty's two comrades and longtime favorite friends, Bert 'n Dubs, are still with him in the battlefieldnote Bert was tragically killed by Dubs's friendly fire in combat. Dubs got lost.
Crash Bandicoot 2
Episode 1: When Mysh chooses the level Snow Go, he has trouble entering it:
Bert: Juan's gonna get fucked on this right here. [Juan makes the jump and finds a silver gem] Juan: Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my silver gem! Dezz: Oh my god! Juan: This is my third one, just so you know. Every time I've played I've gotten a silver gem. You need to do me a favor and- Bert: Don't you have any colored gems? You just have desaturated pieces of shit! Juan: You're just mad because I'm just worth so much! Bert: I have two grays, three pinks, AND a red! Red's the color of your fucking blood!
The Lost Episode Part 1: The first two and a half minutes manage to be hilarious even without video. Dezz accidentally lists Dubz in the lineup instead of Juan, Juan gets upset and leaves, Mysh presumably starts draining lives faster than ever before, Dezz starts laughing too hard to function, and Mysh accidentally quits the game after getting a record time game over.
The rest of the video is also funny as well.
Mysh: Can you explain how I'm drowning in concrete? ... Bert: Please, warp room and just- Unbearable. It is more bearable than this despite the name.
Episode 8 starts off with a long sustained "OHHHHHHH" from Mysh, which Dezz harmonizes with.
Juan: Now I gotta go get my burnt hashbrowns. Bert: Those hashbrowns have been in the oven for quite some time, viewers. He was making those LAST episode.
After Juan briefly leaves, Dubz comes in out of nowhere and decides to join in on the commentary briefly.
At one point, they have to run through a gauntlet of hazards to get to a bonus gem. When Bert finally makes it through, he falls right before the platform with the gem, but lands on a piece of ground that he can't see which prevents him from falling and dying but leaves him unable to make it back up.
Juan: This is why DC can never have nice things. ... Bert: Present Bert is making editing on Future Bert during this bonus level quite easy! Caption: Thanks Past Bert! ... Juan: You had so much time, I made ANOTHER batch of hashbrowns, dude.
[The game freezes up.] Bert: Oh my God, what just happened? [Mysh cracks up.] Juan: You froze it. Bert: Juan- Juan: You fucking bastard. Bert: This level- Juan: You killed it. Bert: Hopefully that's notForeshadowing.
[They come across a large amount of boxes.] Bert: Oh my- Juan: Get them. Get all of the boxes. Bert: It's clean. [Dezz accidentally reveals a TNT box. Everyone cracks up.] Bert: Just like those hookers in Singapore, man. Just when you think they're clean... ... Bert: Oh, it even tells you. Look, there's an apple like, "This one's a TNT. Come belly-flop me!"
Dezz: Juan, there is dick potential for this level. Juan: There is dick potential for this level. [The game locks up.] Juan: There's also freeze potential for this level. Dezz: The potential was too great! ... Mysh: I can imagine, like, right before this, it's like "Oh my gosh, Crash is coming! Quick! Everyone, light your sparklers!" Bert: "Sparklers! Hey, Crash, we missed you! Yeah! Wooo-AAAUUUGGGHHHH!"
When Juan starts speeding through the level at one point, Mysh decides to make a reference to Speed.
[The game locks up while Crash blinks.] Juan: So, uh, Bert, what are you doing right now? Bert: I'm... Dezz: Freezing. Bert: Closing my eyes. Sometimes I just like to take a nap before I go.
Dezz brings up the awesomeness of the name "Bert Casual":
Mysh: "This Sunday at the Civic Center! Bert Casual coming to you!" ... Dezz: "WEAR YOUR casual CLOTHES! AND GET IN FOR casual AMOUNTS OF MONEY!" Juan: "You can even bring other countries' money! Euros? We got it! Pesos? You name it!"
They then start going over the different nicknames they have given Bert:
Mysh: How many different versions of Bert are there? There's Paranoid Bert, there's Regular Bert... Dezz: Paranoid Casual Bert. Bert: Scumbag Bert. Mysh: There's SlenderBert. Bert: Scumbag Casual Bert. ... Bert: Guys, I'm actually kind of scared right now. Juan: You should be. You're on Scare Tactics. Mysh: "This week on Scare Tactics: Casual Bert!" Dezz: "Casual Sewer Table Bert!" ... Juan: Let me get this straight, did you say "Casual Mysh Per-Sewer Bert Table?"
Bert: What's it like not being flawless? Oh wait, what's it like being flawless? Dezz: I don't know. I'm not in that club. Bert: Wait, I did have it right the first time. Shit.
In Episode 19, Mysh becomes perplexed by Bert's skills:
Mysh: What kind of magic? Like, how are you controlling it? Bert: 'Cause I actually have hand-eye coordination. Juan: "Well, ya see, the defender-" Bert: Mysh is, like, looking at my controller, like, "Did he change the controls?"
Bert plows through Rock It, only to have some trouble getting the crystal.
The entirety of Mysh playing through Night Fight, from Mysh's mistakes to the rest of the group's increasingly over the top reactions to them.
Episode 20: Dezz has to get through the level in a short amount of time in order to get a gem. The gem is in sight with only a few seconds left... and the game locks up right before Dezz nabs the gem.
Episode 21: Juan makes a bet with Bert that if he finishes the level in three tries, Bert will make him a pair of moccasins:
Bert: I don't know how to craft those. Juan: Learn. Dezz: Learn. In a Batman-esque quest across the world.
Mysh: If he was dead, wha- wh- why would we have to go do anything? Dubz: Umm... Oh are we doing this for him? Mysh: Uhh partially. But we also just- there's a lot of weird stuff happening- in nowhere, and it's up to Courage- Together: To save his new home!
In Episode 7, Dubz and Mysh comment on an odd picture of Ferazel warming his hands over a fire as a raven watches:
Dubz: Dude, that crow is like, "Ferazel... NEVERMORE!" Mysh: And Ferazel's like, "Am I kawaii? Uguu?" Dubz: "Uguu? Desu des- AGGHHH MY FINGERS!"
Bert: Dude, it's N. Gin! He's resorted to a gas station manager. Juan: Manager, or owner? Dezz: "Crash, help me gather the gems so I can use them for oil!"
Episode 7: Bert's reaction upon starting the secret level is hilarious.
Dezz: What is forcing these bombs to move such as this? Bert: Them currents, man. Mysh: Midichlorians. ... Bert: I think the bonus still counts. Dezz: Yeah, it counts. You don't redo bonuses. Bert: "You don't redo do bonuses once you've beaten them. God. Have you even played the first two Crash games?" Mysh: "This game is exactly like them, except it's not." Bert: "My name's Mysh, and I hate-" Mysh: SHUT UP BERT! I'M AGREEING WITH YOU! [Mysh dies.] Bert: Mysh! Mysh: That was to spite you. Bert: Tell that to your death count. Mysh: "My name's Bert, but I'm actually saying my name's Caleb Myszka so I can say that I don't like this music, and somehow doing this makes him sound like a bad person, this is the lowest form of argumentation, because I'm not even insulting him directly, I'm just talking in a low voice that is- [cracks up]- supposed to be the noise of a soundly unintelligent person." ... Dezz: It's so hot in here! Mysh: It is very hot in here. Dezz: It's like I'm sweating on my sweat. Juan: Dude, you have a sweatshirt on. Don't even complain right now. Mysh: Okay, okay, Dezz started it! I was simply agreeing with him. No matter what I do I- Bert: Let's talk about the lowest form of argumentation. "Dezz started it!"
Episode 4: Dubz points out in the beginning that his character jumping on a car makes less sound than a cone or a bottle hitting a car.
After they start battling packs of wild dogs, they find one dog that starts flying into the air.
[They examine the map on the wall.] Dubz: "Kurdz, you are able to see the map." Dezz: Who is telling you that? Dubz: The map! Dezz: There's a sticky note from your mom. "Don't forget, you are able to see the map!" Dubz: "By the way, remember to use your eyes."
They get into a battle and find that Pound is called "fihgt" and Tackle is called "Bump."
When they save, they find that they have apparently acquired 9 badges in the first 15 minutes.
Episode 2: They find that the Pokedex is now called the Mon Map:
Dubz: "This Map will automatically add new MONs into-" oh, this is the Pokedex?
Dezz describes their character as a hexagon with a head.
They catch a Seedot and decide on the name Pie... so Dezz names it 3.141.
Episode 3: They get into a fight with a Poochyena that keeps using "Call" while their Poochyena keeps using "Bump." They interpret this as the other Poochyena smack talking their Pokemon while repeatedly being punched in the face.
At one point, the interface glitches up, showing that their Pokemon has reached level 41.
After learning that Nosepass is called LXmon, they declare him to be the second coming of Lex.
Episode 9: The entire gag of Dezz learning about the concept of killing yourself:
Dezz: Can I put that on my resume? Can I just put, like, "Killed Self in 1980?" You would like me at the cadaver museum. Dubz: I'm just realizing, going in for an interview, and they're like, "Uh, it says here you killed yourself in 1980," and you're like, "Yes I did." Bert: "But you're only 18!" Dubz: "I know." Minimoose: "Also, you're not dead." Dubz: "Yes, that is true."
They find out that the Devon Goods are called TBaggage.
After going to the top floor of the Pokecenter, Mysh comes up with a theory:
Mysh: Yo, you think it's all about Team [Aqua] and Team Magma? It's actually about the secret groups of F4 and Hellow. Dubz: And Vogue. Mysh: Yeah, F4 wants to cover the world in Vogueing, and the Hellow people want to cover the world in flowers.
Episode 14: They show off their Abra named iLean, which results in the text "Come on! iLean!", which quickly becomes a running gag.
Dubz: "I am seasick! help!" Dezz: You're not even on the ocean! ... Dubz: "The ship made of steel can float in the sea the flotage principle!" Dezz: That guy is a scientist right there! Dubz: He is sciencing circles around us!
At one point, Dezz mispronounces Tsundere as "Sunderer".
When they fight the Team Aqua grunts, they find that Carvanha now has a glitchy sprite:
Dubz: Holy glitch! Dezz: Help! Help! Dubz: He's got little legs that aren't even attached to his body! Dezz: "Help me, iLean!"
Episode 18 may possibly be one of the best episodes in the series.
Dubz: "lost, can not go out" He's grounded. Mysh: He can't get out of this? It's so easy! Dezz: Well, we had to cut our way in, dude. The kid didn't know cut! Mysh:[cuts down a tree]You're all free now!
The trick house man provides them with some rather disturbing dialogue before giving them a Rare Candy... which is now called Cheese.
Mysh makes an effort to get an Aroma Lady registered on his "main menu" to no avail, only to end up registering the nearby twin girls instead.
Dezz:Mysh! Mysh: I don't want that! Dubz: You're sex appeal is not... Mysh: It is not aligned. I need to recalibrate. Dubz: It is a poor alignment of- [they run into another trainer, who is an older man] Dezz: "DID YOU JUST ADD MY DAUGHTERS TO YOUR PHONE, SIR!?"
Theirlivestream of the Carmageddon mod for Grand Theft Auto IV is full of hilarious moments due to the fact that all of the cars in the game have gone haywire. What makes it funnier, however, is that there were people saying May 21 2011 (which happened to be the date the livestream took place on) was supposed to be the rapture.
Bert: "Get out the way! The rapture is here!" Dezz: This guy knows it! Dubz: That guy's just doing random pushups in the middle of the road. [They come across a car stuck in an odd place.] Bert: What happened here? Dezz: "This is my, uh, ornamental car." Bert: There's a guy in it. Dezz: "Hey, man, why ain't I going anywhere?" ... Dubz: Can you become invisible? Bert: Yeah, I can just become invisible. What would that do? It's not like the cars are after me, it's they're flying around in random directions.
Bert: I'm the captain of this ship, the S.S.- or, actually it's the Draught Train now. Sorry, I got recommissioned from the S.S. Rustle. I'm new here. ... Bert: Aw, we could've bought a slave. Dubz: Aw. If only we had more scrap. Bert: We'll attack them, then. Maybe they'll give us one. Dubz: [laughing] You just- "We'll attack them, then." Bert: Yeah. Dubz: "That seems right." Bert: That's what chat would've done, right chat? ... Bert: We took a hit, Captain! Dubz: You're the captain. You just talked to yourself. "Captain's going mad! Eat him!" Bert: That's the first thing Rynhart thinks, just "Captain's going mad! We gotta eat him!"
Super Amazing Wagon Adventure: The game provides many funny and random moments, most notably the unicorn ambush and Adam's mushroom hallucination.
Bert: "How do I die and pick a new character?" "You just go to the doctor's office and have a heart attack!" ... Dubz: I can help implant embryos! ... Bert: Mysh is serving beer at a bar during a riot and there's just a hundred people at the counter punching Mysh.
Dubz accidentally suicide bombs a church with a NASA satellite controller he bought at a garage sale.
Dubz: I just killed myself. And Daniel. Bert: This is a holy place! ... Bert: Why would you satellite a church? Dubz! Dubz: I didn't know the satellite would cause an airstrike. Dezz: Dubz died on my wedding.
During the last ten minutes of the video, Bert finds an epic dance party and decides to get wasted.
Mysh: Look at Anigorn trying to spell my name. Sam: He's closer than most people have gotten. Mysh: Oh wait, he actually got it right. Sam: That's a lot closer than most people have gotten, then. "Look at him try- oh." Bert: "Look at Anigorn trying to spell my name! Oh, he got it right."
Mysh constantly spams Peach's "YEAH!" taunt, both annoying everyone and leading them to think interesting thoughts when Peach and Yoshi share the same space.
Later on in the game, they start repeatedly calling in the Duel/Battle Minigame Goomba:
Bert: This guy's like, "You motherfuckers!"
The Mecha-Marathon game is also hilarious:
Bert: You're all fucking trash. Every last one of you.
Bella Farts: A segment from an older livestream where Dubz's dog farted the most smelly fart ever:
Dezz: Dubz, I think your dog is dying! Through its butt!
Juan: Bert, I don't think that's how you do perfect.
After Adam gets a strong lead, Bert decides to keep choosing Dig! Dig! Dig! to delay his victory:
Bert: Stop winning and I'll stop picking them!
Bert and Dezz's game of Super Mario Bros. 3 goes fairly smooth until Mysh accidentally touches the video cord:
[The video becomes messed up.] Bert: Uh oh. Mysh- Mysh: I touched it with my toenail, and the heart attack flowed through it! Bert: Mysh: The Destroyer of All Things Good. Dezz: I almost had a third flute, and we could've beaten the game!
Bert questions the scariness of an open bottle of ketchup on the map:
Bert: Who designed this map, and goes, "You know what we need? We need spooky. You know what's spooky?" Dubz: "A bottle of ketchup." Bert: "Open bottles of ketchup on the floor."
Who wins the map? No one. The cartridge is accidentally bumped with 13 turns left.
Dubz: Together, we can change! [The game starts glitching up.] Dubz: ...Apparently we can't change.
Even better is when Mysh tries to fix it, but ends up making it sound even worse:
Mysh: Look! It's a wild Missingno! [The sound stops completely.] Mysh: Aw, you ruined my joke.
At the end, Mysh claims that Dubz somehow earned his stars through dishonest means.
Week 1: Bert and Dezz's entire anecdote about how they met is hilarious:
Dezz: I was like, "This is what it's like to live in the ghetto."
Week 3: Two thirds into the video, part of the background falls off and nearly hits Bert, causing the crew to be extra jumpy during the rest of the video.
At the end is an outtake of Dezz knocking the camera out of place.
Week 4: Dezz finds himself in one of Adam's drawings:
Adam: You went down with the ship. Dezz: Why did I go down with the ship? Adam: I don't know, you decided to be a hero or something. Dezz: Why am I saluting? Adam: I- I don't really- you weren't on the ship to begin with. I think you just said, "Hey where am I?" so I put you saluting going down with the ship.
Bert talks about drawing himself and his friends facing their worst fears. Juan's greatest fear? The Sith take over.
Mario Kart Double Dash Part 2: Highlights include Adam accidentally blowing up everyone (including himself) less than 5 seconds after the race starts on Waluigi Stadium, and Adam being seemingly trolled by the game near the end of Bowser's Castle.
Bert: Dude, just kick the ball in there, man. C'mon, look at this kid, he's terrible! He has no idea what he's doing. He's using a Jenga block to guard the goal! ... Dubz: I'm in the fridge! Bert: "Looks like we're havin' octopus for dinner!" ... Bert: "Honey, I'm stuck in the door!"
Dubz: Shut up and give us our money! ...No, I actually got it, though- Bert: Yeah, give us OUR money, you fucking thieves! ... Bert: Dubz! We're giving him away to you! He's yours! Take him, we don't want him!
Dubz: Welcome to DarbleCinnamon. Mysh: It's a breakfast cereal. DarbleCinnamon! Dubz: It's more than good. It's a breakfast cereal. Who lives in the middle of nowhere! Bert: With her husband, Eustace Mysh! But creepy stuff always happens in Juan's room. It's up to Bert to save his new Dubz! Mysh: Stupid Dubz! You make me look bad! Oogah Boogah Boogah Boogah! Dubz: AH! Bert: Uka UkaUka Uka!
At one point, Bert accidentally calls Dubz "Chubz."
7Days: A running gag is created out of "It's not time yet":
Bert: It's like the opposite of "It's happening." Did you just realize that? Like, we can't say "It's happening," because- Dubz: It's not time yet.
Dubz manages to outsmart a creepy ghost simply by closing a gate.