Funny / Markiplier FNAF

"Congratulations on completing your work week!"

Mark became known as the "King of Five Nights at Freddy's," but it wasn't easy getting there. The whole series is about what you'd expect from a Let's Play Death Montage.

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Five Nights at Freddy's

General/Unsorted

• At the start of the first video, Mark makes increasingly shocked expressions as Phone Guy explains what the three robots will do if they catch him. Then comes the reveal on Night 2 that there's a fourth one… and on Night 3, perhaps a fifth…
• Mark's repeated cries of "I'M A BIG BAAAABY!" Also:
  Mark: "Ooh, I wanna go home! I Want My Mommy!! I want my mommy so — [sees Bonnie in the doorway] — BADLY!"
• "DON'T YOU DA-DA-DUM-DUM ME! DON'T YOU DUM-DUM-DA-NOBODY! YOU DON'T DUM-DUM-DA-DO! DA-DA-DUM-DUM-FUCK YOU. DA-DA-DUM-DUM-GO AWAY." On a similar note, but regarding Freddy instead of Foxy: "DON'T YOU HA-HA ME!"
• The progression from Mark being startled by each death to him being alternately completely unfazed and cursing up the storm every time he goofs up.
• "…where's Ducky… where's Mister Ducky…" [sees Chica's Kubrick Stare in the bathrooms and laughs nervously] "…hi, Mister Ducky."

Part 1

• Phone Guy (unintentionally) responds to Markiplier's exclamation.
  Phone Guy: They used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too. But then there was the Bite of '87...
  Mark: The BITE?
  Phone Guy: Yeah...
• Markiplier's reaction to the end of the Night 1 phone call:
  Phone Guy: ...and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary.
  Mark: THAT'S NOT GOOD!
  Phone Guy: Gotta conserve power. Okay, good night!
  Mark: GOOD NIGHT?!
• When Mark is looking for Chica on the cameras, he's in the middle of a sentence when he comes across this shot◊ of Chica in the Dining Area, and allows his sentence to trail off into a long, drawn-out "Hiiiiiii..."
  Mark: "Let's eat!" Let's eat WHAT?!
• At one point on the 2nd night, Mark gets very worried about how much power he has left. The stilted, strained delivery is what really sells it.
  Mark: Ooh, I'm not gonna have enough power-to-survive-the-night! My butt — is gonna be munched — I'm gonna be shoved inside a teddy bear outfit — and they're gonna laugh!
• Mark's first sight of Foxy peeking from the curtains on Night 2 sends him into a panic, shouting "HI PIRATE COVE MAN!! RARRR!!!" and causing him to frantically check on the fox. Then he panics again when Foxy moves to Phase 3 (standing outside the curtain ready to run) with "HI-HA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR COVE?! PLEEEEEEASE GO BACK IN!!". A couple minutes later, Mark checks the hallway camera and sees Foxy sprinting down the hall, sending him into a total panic as he's unable to close the door in time. Foxy gets the award for being the first animatronic to kill Mark in the game, and by extension the entire series.

Part 2

• At the start of the second attempt on night two, Bonnie parks himself outside the door just as Phone Guy goes into his explanation of the door lights, leading to this:
  Phone Guy: I also want to emphasise the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera view -
  Mark: I KNOW!
  Phone Guy: - and those blind spots happen to be right outside your door.
  Mark: HE IS!!
• Bonnie stations himself outside the left door at the start of the second attempt at night two. And just sits there. And sits there. For two hours. The animated version of this event adds to the humor by initially depicting Bonnie as leaning against the door like a creepy stalker, then leaning against the door frame with a casual expression when it's opened.
  Mark: Oh, God, I'm never gonna make it because he's still there! Go away! Nobody likes you! (Mark opens the door to find Bonnie still outside. He promptly closes it.) HE'S STILL THERE!
• When Bonnie returns to the office after parking himself there for several hours, he manages to jump from the West hall corner to the left door in two seconds flat, just in time to startle Mark when he checks the door light.
• Mark's nicknames for Bonnie and Chica are hilarious.
  Mark: 'Cause what would it be a party without my good friend, Mr. Bun-Bun… and Mr. Happy-Duck… Mr. Quacky-Smack.
• Mark's first Freddy jumpscare (due to a power outage) startles him enough that he knocks his microphone over.
• Mark's reaction to Golden Freddy appearing in the security room is priceless.
  Mark: (sees Golden Freddy in his office) AGH FUCK YOU!!! (unintentionally flips the tablet up and back down again, causing Golden Freddy to disappear) OH GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! … What the fuck, OK?!? Not OK!
• Ducky, Ducky, quack quack quack! Ducky, Ducky, quack quack quack! Ducky, Ducky, go away! Ducky, Ducky, no one loves you!
• On Night 4, Mark listens to Phone Guy's call with increasing fear and dread as the animatronics close in on Phone Guy. In fact, he listens so intently that he forgets to check the cameras. Foxy decides to pay him a visit before the call ends.

Part 3

• On the fifth night, Mark expresses confusion when the phone starts ringing, since the Phone Guy died yesterday. When the call picks up, he drops his jaw in horror as it plays horrific noises.
• On one of his 5th Night attempts, Mark runs out of power again and takes off his headphones, holding them far away from him to avoid hearing the loud, mechanical shrieking sound of Freddy's attack. Freddy's song and blackout last for an unusually long time, leading to a brief time cut and Mark giving an annoyed look at the camera (still holding his headphones) while waiting for the jumpscare. A few seconds later he becomes confused as to why he hasn't been killed yet. He stares at the screen in bewilderment, holding the headphones in his hand absentmindedly — inches from his ear — as he frowns at the screen. Guess what happens when he turns to the camera, though?
  Freddy: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
  Mark: OOF—! IT WASN'T EVEN ON MY HEAD!
• Mark's elation at finally surviving Five Nights at Freddy's rapidly fades once he notices the game's menu now has a "6th Night" option. Especially given the stilted groan of despair he makes afterwards.
  Mark: Why is there a sixth night?! Why!?

Part 4

• At the beginning of his second attempt on Night 6...
  Mark: What if you were visited by the Grim Reaper, and it wasn't actually a skeleton underneath... (imitates pulling off a hood, with deep voice) ...it was just Freddy? (giggles creepily, before returning to serious mode) I'm not ready for Freddy.
• At one part he speaks about some of the lewd fanart being produced of the animatronics, only to be cut off by hallucinations, in which he freaks out for the umpteenth time.
  Mark: I know the internet's a bit of a messed-up place. I've been here for— (Night Guard experiences "IT'S ME" hallucinations) --A LONG TIME! No, you don't! It's not you!
• Mark says the animatronics need to chill out and brings up some activities they can do to accomplish that. One of his suggestions is... different than the others.
  Mark: You guys need to take some relaxation therapy classes, get some scented candles, take a nice herbal bath... smoke some weed, I don't care, do something, RELAX! (Beat) Markiplier does not condone the smokeage of any herbal substances. Or anything, for that matter. Just don't... don't do that.
• Markiplier's impromptu poem about not judging people who find Chica hot:
  You do you
  And I'll do me
  And we won't do each other
  Probably.
  That was a good poem right there.
• Mark eventually realizes that if one of the doors is jammed, the corresponding animatronic (Bonnie for left, Chica for right) will get you once you put the monitor up and back down again. Bonnie jams the left door on Night 6, making him the last guy to jumpscare Mark. But Mark, realizing what the jammed door means, concedes defeat, letting himself get killed with a deadpan expression. His comment after Bonnie screams in his face is pure gold.
  Mark: …Bujeezus! Someone's got bad breath.
  • The FNAF Compilation adds a picture of Buddy Christ appearing when he says "Bujeezus".
• Mark comes up with an impromptu song where he rhymes "suit" with "boot" and promptly gets sidetracked by whether the animatronics wear boots.
  Mark: (singing) "Fill my life with hate! Cut my life into pieces! Don't shove me in a suit! I hate you to your head! Right down to your glute! Or brand new boots." (stops singing) "Do you even wear boots? I dunno, you're duckies and bears and... bunnies, I dunno if you wear boots."
• When Mark unlocks the Custom Night, he immediately sets all of the robots' A.I.s to 20 and gets killed three times in the first hour. For the third and final take, he says he's gonna "go out blazing"; he then throws Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs at the screen as Bonnie jumpscares him.
  Mark: I think I scared him off... with my fists of fury!

20/20/20/20 COMPLETE

• Bonnie and Chica show up outside his doors at the same time. Mark's response? "Great. Bring the whole family."
• After spending seven hours trying to complete 4/20 mode on the 7th night, Mark finally completes it and explodes with joy over a screen showing that the player character has been fired.

FAIL Compilation

• The first four seconds of the 4/20 Fail compilation. The funniest intro ever, and a great tone-setter.
  Mark: Hello, everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to— FUCK ME!!!
• In one take, he seems more amused by the power outage cutting Foxy's jumpscare short than anything else.
  Mark: Ohhhhh, that's new. The power cut off Foxy's little entrance there! Oh, suck a donkey dong! (Mark begins Flipping the Bird at Foxy before the Toreador March plays) Hello, Freddy. You're doing your short song, aren't you? (room goes black) Yep, you're doing your short song. (smiles at the camera as Freddy kills him in-game) YAY! Dead! That's good, that's exactly what I wanted.

Five Nights at Freddy's 2

General/Unsorted

• Once again, Mark nicknames the animatronics; the Puppet is "the Baby" and Mangle is "Spider-Foxy" (with references to the Spider-Man theme and The Simpsons Movie, of course).
  • In relation to "the Baby": "Don't wake the Baby! Don't wake the baby!"
• His reaction to the death minigames is pretty priceless too. Especially when Golden Freddy makes another appearance.
  Mark: WHAT THE FUCK?!? GOLDEN FREDDY!!! You gotta be kidding me now!
• Withered Bonnie kills him the most out of all the animatronics throughout the entire playthrough, eventually leading Mark to start flipping him off every time he reaches for his neck.

Part 1

• Like the previous game, this one opens with yet another classified ad for a job at the eponymous pizzeria. This time they're offering $100.50 per week (as opposed to $120 per week), which offends Mark considerably.
  Mark: [reading] What — what could go wrong — EVEN LESS MONEY?! Why would you give me even less money than before?
• Mark is sent into a panic the first time he hears the "animatronic is close" ambiance and becomes increasingly incomprehensible the longer it goes on for.
  Mark: I don't know, I-I'm guess... (Ambience starts up, with a Beat from Mark) ...NO! (Ambience continues) NO! Oh, God, what, why?! Hooooly balls! (Ambience persists, with Mark fidgeting in terror) WHAT IS THAT?!? AH, I CAN'T DEWH-AH-DEWHM — I GOTTA FLASHLIGHT! HOLD ON! (flips tablet up by mistake, then puts it back down in a panic) NO-NOT-THAT! (puts the Freddy mask on, wearing an expression like a deer in headlights)
• Mark listens to the proximity ambiance for a while without anything bad happening and decides to go back into the cameras to wind the music box and look for Toy Chica. This results in the first jumpscare of the playthrough.
  Mark: Where's Chica? I still haven't found Chica! Ugh... Wind, wind, wind, wind, wind, wind—
  (Toy Chica attacks!)
  Mark: AAAAAAH-FU-HA-HA-HAAAAAA...! (starts flailing around as if disoriented) ...ahhhh! AHHHH! Ahhhh! Ahh-hah-hah— (finally takes note of the Game Over screen) —oh, hi… hi, Freddy. Is it really game over? Okay, good for me…
  • After Mark has some time to process what just happened, he quips that he "didn't even see Chica comin'!"
    [Beat]
    Mark: Huuuuuh, and that's not a joke for the Internet to enjoy!
• Mark decides to stay in the mask after the music box winds down and a tinny rendition of "Pop Goes the Weasel" starts playing. Ultimately realizing he's done for, he just decides to hide in the Freddy mask, saying "Screw you, I'm just stayin' in here!" The Puppet, a character Mark has never seen before, promptly kills him.
  Mark: GAAAAAH FU-HUUUUU, WHAT WAS THA-HAAAAAAAT?!? AAAAAAH!

Part 2

• Mark starts laughing after the Phone Guy says that he knew the first night wouldn't be a problem, as he died twice trying to beat it.
• Mark's reaction to seeing Balloon Boy active.
  Balloon Boy: Hi!
  Mark: ...hi? Hi...? (spots Balloon Boy in the vents) HI!!! HIII!!! HIIIII!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?
• Mark's reaction to Withered Bonnie showing up in his office space in Night 3.
  Mark: Where is he, where is he—? AAAAH!!! AAAAHH-PUT-THE-MASK-ON!!!!!
• When Phone Guy asks if Foxy ever showed up in the hall, Mark looks towards the camera and raises a knowing eyebrow.

Part 3

• After being cornered by Withered Bonnie for the fourth time during his Night 3 playthrough, Mark descends into defeat and tabs the cameras up and down… only to find the room empty, and no faceless rabbit animatronic waiting to kill him. There's a half-second, surprised "Oh, my God—!" And then Foxy comes flying down the hallway!
  Mark: (thinking it was Bonnie instead of Foxy) Why didn't he get me then? Did putting on the mask work!?
• After Balloon Boy disables his lights, leaving him open to Foxy, he says this:
  Mark: Oh, okay, that's what Balloon Boy does, he stops me from doing what I need to do! Great! Now that I've died to everybody, can I move on please?

Part 4

• Mark's reaction to Withered Chica in his office on Night 4.
  Mark: WHOA!!!! WHOA WHOA WHOA!! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no—!"
  (Withered Chica attacks!)
  • The moment as presented in his FNAF Reaction Compilation has a counter showing that he said "No" 25 times in a row, and adds the word "YES" when Chica pounces.

Part 5

• Mark manages to not notice the date on the paycheck after Night 5 and realize the game's a prequel, instead thinking it's his character's birthdate.
• "I know there's not going to be a secret… God dammit, there's a sixth night."

Part 6

• Mark eventually reaches a point where, instead of screaming at a jumpscare, he just looks at the camera, unamused.
• Mark manages to recognize Golden Freddy from just seeing his head in the hallway for a split second, then gets killed by the animatronic in question.
  Mark: Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?! No, no! NOOOO, I saw Golden Freddy! You can't fool me! I saw him! I flippity-do-da saw him!
  (Much later...)
  Mark (referring to Balloon Boy): Are you there? You better not be… (Mark lowers the camera to see you-know-who.) WAAH?!? (Mark tries to put on the mask, but...) HEEEEEY!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? I KNEW IT! OHHHH, MY GOOOD!
• Mark has a very amusing reaction when he realizes this game has a 10/20 mode.
  Mark: ...but there's still one more cha— oh my GOD! What is this? What is all that? That's not okay! Ugh... so there's now 10/20 mode, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

10/20 Mode COMPLETE!!

• Mark gives more Death Glares and Aside Glances the more times that he dies. Rather than the traditional rage, he treats the whole ordeal as a man slowly going insane.
• He quickly devolves into Angrish, saying nonsensical things like "Arrven schnarben barbbles!" and imitating Balloon Boy's laughs with a sarcastic smile.
• Singing to "Pop Goes the Weasel": "I am getting screwed, I am getting screwed, I am getting screwed, very very soon!"
• During one attempt, Mark nods a couple times to the beat of "Pop Goes the Weasel" before remembering that hearing the song means the Puppet is inevitably going to kill him and letting out a Big "NO!".

Five Nights at Freddy's 3

General/Unsorted

• Just as he hears Springtrap head into a vent, Mark is informed of a ventilation error.
  Markiplier: Ventilation error! Good, I hope you suffocate!
• The animated video for his LP of Five Nights at Freddy's 3 has Markiplier suggesting inviting Freddy over for tea, with the animated Freddy genuinely looking polite and friendly until Mark tells him to "go fuck himself".
• Another rendition of the same video manages to make feel Springtrap sympathetic when he's crestfallen upon learning that Mark lied about his love for him… which is in itself hilarious, since this is Springtrap we're talking about here.

Part 1

• The first episode of Markiplier's Five Nights at Freddy's playthrough is titled "WARNING: SCARIEST GAME IN YEARS". Continuing in the same vein, the first episode of the second game is titled "SCARIEST GAME EVER MADE". What does he name Five Nights at Freddy's 3's first episode? "WARNING: YOU WILL DIE".
• When he first gets jumped by Balloon Boy, he expresses great shock at not getting a game over in a moment until Springtrap finally kills him. It's the hilarious way he shouts that really sells it:
  Markiplier: So that was the ventilation system that I needed to monitor, but why the hell did I need to do that? Am I supposed to be... (a silhouette of Balloon Boy is seen on camera 7) ...OHHHHHHHHHHHH-AYE! (Mark lowers the camera; Balloon Boy pops out) AAAAAAAAAH-FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFF... I'M ALIVE?! WHY AM I ALIVE??? Oh, God, what's going on?! Everything's Gone Horribly Wrong! Ventilation?! I thought I rebooted that! Huuhhhh.... Huuuuhhhhhhhh.... Hu— (Springtrap attacks him) —AAAAHH-WHAT-THE-FUCK?!!!! ... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO STOP THAT?!! (*game over*) GAME OVER?! Okay! That's what I expected to happen! What I didn't expect to happen was everything else. What the hell happened?!?
• Phantom Mangle shows up and Mark freaks out about seeing them, closing the cameras and causing Mangle to appear outside the office window. Due to a bug, however, the horrid static that's supposed to play when Mangle is activated doesn't, resulting in Mark not noticing that they're there and spending their attack time speculating on Mangle's relationship with Foxy. Mark does notice the animation of Mangle leaving and panics.
  Markiplier: WAS THAT MANGLE? That was Mangle – why did I put that down, I didn't put that down. Hey! Wait, hanging out with Foxy, you're best bros over there, or are you lovers or somethin'? I don't think I want to know the answer. (Mangles goes offscreen) WHY? I SAW THAT! I FUCKING SAW THAT!
• Continuing the trend, Springtrap gets a nickname. What is his? "Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls".
• On the second try for Night 2, Springtrap shows up at the door...
  Markiplier: HEEEEEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! … We-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-friendly hello hi? Hey, how's it going bro? I'm gonna play an— (pans camera and gets jumped) OH, WHOA, HEY—! (groans) …this is gonna take a while.

Part 2

• Markiplier is trying to explain how springlock animatronics work as he's searching for Springtrap. Then he encounters a phantom version of Freddy…
  Markiplier: Oh, boy! So, anyway, what I was trying to get at and what he just said there was that these animatronic… (A slight Beat as he notices something is amiss; there's a faint rattling noise.) …Whu-zu-zhat?!… (opens camera panel) It's …AHHHH, a ventilashun-err!… (goes to reboot the ventilation) …is that the sound of the ventilation error? Because I don't think I heard it last time. Probably because I was panicking a little too hard. But anyway… (red lights and alarms in the security room) …GAH, what are you doing, I just fixed it! You can't tell me that I didn't fix it, because I fixed this, it's clearly being fixed right now! (flips on camera panel) Okay, so anyway, what I was trying to get to is that these animatronic suits— (plays audio) Oh, he's already in there. DAMMIT, I just made him go away! (turns off camera panel, and Phantom Freddy can be seen lurching outside the office) HEEEEEEEEEY! (Mark gapes in horror) WHA-DA-FUK-IZZAT?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!? (Phantom Freddy ducks below the window) WHAT, uh… (waves his hand "bye") OK, bye! (Phantom Freddy pops up in his face) AHHHHHHHHHHHH-FUCK!!! GODDAMMIT! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
• Markiplier eventually decides to take an alternate approach to handling Springtrap and starts having heart-to-heart conversations with him when the animatronic appears at his doorway. Mark continues talking even as the room starts flashing red lights; even though Springtrap finally attacks him once he starts blacking out, it's still a valiant effort.
  Markiplier: Ooooh, dammit, there he is. Hey, buddy, how's it going? You wanna get a noise, like over there? Like over there! There's a bunch of noises, like noisy noises! I heard the noisiest noise I ever heard in Room 10! Room… is that a room? Room 10? You might wanna check out Room 10, 'cause Room 10… WOO! Boy, let me tell about all the stuff that's in Room 10! Room 10, oh it's got — it's amazing! It's got — there's cake! There's bunny rabbits floating everywhere — you'd love it. I seem to be in a bit of trouble. (ventilation system goes offline) Don't worry about the flashing lights! Let's just have a conversation, 'cause I really wanna get to know you as a person! 'Cause I know there's a person in there, and I know you're a person at heart! And you're really kind and cherished, and you know I feel a deeper connection now that we're looking each other in the eyes. 'Scuse me for a second, I'm gonna— (Guard blacks momentarily out from the lack of air; Springtrap immediately kills him) AAAAH!!! (starts chuckling) Oh, god dammit…! Ahhhh… fuck!
  • Yeah, that comment about whoever was inside Springtrap being kind and cherished? Mark couldn't have been more wrong.
• One run sees Mark gets jumpscared back-to-back by Balloon Boy and Chica. He immediately complains about them double-teaming him because "the internet wouldn't approve". He references it happening during his usual doorside chat with Springtrap, which again doesn't work out great for him.
  Markiplier: (to Springtrap) Heeey! Ohhh, you know what?! I just met your friends! Like, Chica and Balloon Boy came back together, we had a big gang bang together, we had so much fun in a big orgy pile with all the spare parts and — it was great. Lemme tell ya! Oh, lemme tell ya all the improvements that Chica's made! Really classed up her face by smudging dirt everywhere, (lights start flashing) and then Balloon Boy, you know, he was annoying before, but now he graduated to terrifying! And you're not listening to me, are you? There's only a little bit of time left before I start blacking out. But hey, I like these conversations that we have, because it gets me and you together, and scientists say that direct eye contact… (blacks out) …I really fuckin' hope… (Springtrap attacks him) …AHHHH, GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (starts Flipping the Bird repeatedly) FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOU!!!
• Mark trying to sweet-talk Springtrap into not killing him finally works.
  Markiplier: THAT WAS THE GOD DAMN VENT! GOD DAMMIT!!! THE VENTILATION SYSTEM GOES OUT AND THEN THAT SON OF BITCH— (Springtrap is now standing outside the big window) Oh, hey! Heeey! HEEEEEEEEEEY! I… was just talking about you! Oh, we had the best time, you remember? You remember back when I told you to go fuck yourself and you didn't? Oh, I thought that was a very clever choice. You know, me and you get along so well these days. I really feel, you know, staring into your eyes this long, scientists proves it builds a connection between two people… (Lights start flashing red) All and all, the lights may be blaring, but I'd like to think of that the red hot burning love that I feel for you— (Cue 6:00AM) YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HA HA!!! (flips the bird with both hands) BOOP-A-DOOP-A-DOOP-DOOP, I DON'T LOVE YOU AT ALL! (Laughs maniacally)

Part 3

• The first time Markiplier encounters the Phantom Puppet has him in an utter blind panic.
  Markiplier: "WHAAT DE FAHK!? WAS DAT THE PUPPET?! NOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK?! GET AWAY FROM ME! AAAAAAH HESINTHEVENTS INEEDTOGETTHEVENTS STOPSCREAMININMYFACE— Ohhhh, that's not good. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, (Springtrap scares him.) AAAGH I'M SO DEAD! (screen fades to static) God damnit… The fuckin' puppet…!"
• Markiplier tries to sweet-talk Springtrap one last time… and then just gives up.
  Markiplier: (Sees Springtrap through the window) Hey. Heeeeeeey. You-you-you… (the ventilation alarm goes off) You know what? I'm not gonna be nice to you. FUCK you and everything you ever loved or, cared about in your life. I hope you get nothing beneficial to advance your career. I hope you don't get that promotion, I hope you don't enjoy all the lovely things in life, I hope you don't see beaches, and travel around the world. I hope you do NOTHING! (It goes black and Springtrap disappears) …oh, shit. Well, there's— HEY, god dammit!

Part 5

• In Nightmare Mode, Mark encounters back-to-back hallucinations: first of BB, then of Foxy, who spends a few moments leering at Mark before lunging.
  Markiplier: (jumped by a BB hallucination) Oh, goddammit! There was, like, no time! There was like no time (starts blacking out) oh, goddammit (sees Foxy) …HI FOXY! (pulls up panel to reboot ventilation) HOW ARE YOU?! YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE?! OKAY! I got some tea and biscuits, if you want that! That's a cool thing that foxes like, I think! What does the fox say?! What does the fox say? …that didn't do anything? (lowers panel and gets jumped) OH-FUCK-GOD-OH-FUCK! God dammit! I knew something was gonna happen.
• Mark spots a new tab on the extras menu after he beats Nightmare Mode and clicks on it a little faster than he can process what it means.
  Markiplier: Jumpscares— (promptly gets jumpscared by the jumpscare menu, courtesy of Springtrap) AH! (glares at the camera, grinning) You son of bitch. You son of—! (switches to Springtrap's alternate jumpscare) Hello! (proceeds to switch through all the jumpscares repeatedly) YEAHHHHHH!!!
• The outro of this part has Springtrap and the Fazbear Phantoms spook to the beat of the music.

Part 7

• Seven minutes in his Aggressive Nightmare Mode challenge, and he looks so bored that he doesn't even get fazed by all the hallucinations anymore. At one point, he gets Phantom Puppet in his face, and while that's happening, he gets jumpscared by Phantom Foxy, and then by Phantom Freddy. After the Puppet leaves, he gets jumpscared by Phantom BB, and then by Springtrap. The way Mark just sits there unreacting as the conga line of scares plays out is hilarious.

Five Nights at Freddy's 4

Part 1

• Mark spots one of the Freddles on his bed.
  Mark: …which is actually good for me, for some reason… (A Freddle jumps off his bed) FUCK THAT! WHAT WAS THAT?!
  * Beat*
  (squeaks Freddy’s nose)
• Mark is in the middle of saying how the first nights in the previous games weren't very hard… and gets jumpscared by Chica mid-sentence.
  Mark: OK, so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games, so I'll play through— (Nightmare Chica kills him) AAAAH FUCK!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Beat) …AAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Part 2

• Mark is playing the Atari-style minigames that explain the plot… and is actually jumpscared by the Child's Jerkass Big Brother Bully. He briefly looks personally offended by the minigame scaring him.
• Mark spots Chica and Foxy retreat from the far side of the hall one after another, but doesn't quite comprehend what he sees.
  "Hwoah what was that? What was the double? There was a double there!"
• Stressed out by the situation, Mark starts rambling about fudge.
  Mark: Oh man... Fudge... Fudgesicles... (picture of a Fudgesicle appears) get out of here... Fudgesicles... (Fudgesicle appears again) Fudge-crapsicles... (Fudgesicle changes to picture of dung on a stick when he says "crap")

Part 3

• This video is internally split into several chapters. Most of them have names that make sense out of context given the nature of the game, but a few have stranger ones such as "Cupcake Murder", "Dog", and "Flowers".
• Mark's first active encounter with Nightmare Foxy is almost perfectly comically timed in its execution — he runs up to the closet, turns on the light, Foxy snaps at him, and Mark gives a terrified shriek before he slams the door shut.
  Mark: AAAAAH FUCK! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!! DON'T DO THAT!!!
• A later Foxy encounter has Mark repeatedly open and close the closet door to ask Foxy "You better?" (i.e. checking if Foxy turned into a plushie yet)
  Mark: Alright, Foxy's in! Hello, Foxy!
  (Foxy snaps at Mark; Mark closes the door)
  Mark: AAAAyy no you don't! (...) Okay, ya-you better? Okay. You better? Okay. Ya... you better? OH NOT YET! You better?
  (Foxy is now a plushie)
  Mark: Okay, he's better now!
• Mark gets jumpscared by Nightmare Chica's cupcake and is utterly baffled by what happened.
  Mark: AAAH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT?!? WHAT WAS THAT??? GOD, AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? Oh, fuck...
  (...)
  Mark: What was that, was that the cupcake? Was that the cupcake trying to kill me??? Is that a cupcake murder? I don't know...

Part 4

• Mark has an absolutely stunned reaction to Nightmare Fredbear when he encounters him for the first time.
  Mark: (gasp!) Hi! What the— (Nightmare Fredbear kills him) AAAAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? (stares at the screen in shock) OO-KIE!!! (stares into the camera, as if trying to understand what the heck just happened) ...WHUUUUUUUUUUUUT?!!!!

Part 5

• After getting trounced by Fredbear in the last video, Mark rallies back by declaring he's the "King of FNaF".
  Mark: So this is gonna SUCK!!! But as you all know, I am the KING of Five Nights at Freddy's! And I will not give up my crown to anybody who wants to impersonate a Golden Freddy or Nightmare Fredbear or whatever his name is now! I'm gonna beat him! I'm gonna beat him because I'm gonna be very quiet and I'm gonna listen very closely for him. And he's not gonna sneak up on me...
  *Smash Cut to Mark getting jumpscared by Nightmare Fredbear*
  Mark: AAAAH FUCK!!! Ohhhh... (Beat...) Who wants my crown? King of Five Nights at Freddy's crown, ninety-nine cents! Marked down from five! (Another Beat...) Old king sucks dong! Can't play game right!
  • The reaction compilation version superimposes Mark's mouth over a glory hole when he says "suck" in "this is gonna suck".
• Mark eventually says these lines after taking off his headphones, not willing to deal with yet another animatronic screech:
  "I apologize for my cowardice, that crown's still for sale. It's been knocked down to forty-five cents, if anybody wants it!"
• When Mark finally beats Night 5:
  Mark: I'll buy that crown back for, like, a dollar.

Part 6

• Mark hits 4 AM while playing the 6th night for the first time, hears a series of footsteps, and wonders aloud if the cause is "Golden Freddy stip-stepping around". After checking a few locations and failing to see the usual cast of animatronics, he concludes that they switched up the gameplay for the last half of the night, which is confirmed when Fredbear jumpscares him almost immediately after he comments on the change.
  Mark: AAAAH FUCK, THEY DID!!! Oh, they did!!! Oh, they did!!! I called it!

Part 7

• After getting killed by Nightmare for the first time, Mark starts dubbing goofy animal noises over Foxy snapping at the player. Hearing Foxy bark like a dog or meow like a cat takes all the tension out of his mini-jumpscare.
• Mark gives 20/20/20/20 Mode/Night 8 a try.
  Mark: So let's just give this a see, 'cause I don't know how tough this is gonna be, but I imagine it's gonna be very-
  (Smash Cut to Chica jumpscaring Mark)

Part 8

• Mark imitates the noises the game makes as he enters the code for 20/20/20/20 Mode, culminating in him saying somethings that sounds like "boobs" and deciding to run with the joke for a while.
  Mark: Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-woobs! Boobs. Boooobs. Boooobs. Sorry, Freddy, I just can't stop staring at ya and thinking about boobs. I can't stop staring at anything and thinking about boobs.
• Mark worries about having forgotten how to play the game after taking a break for a week, calling himself a "frick-frackin' idiot". Shortly after he says this, Chica jumpscares him and Mark bemoans that his prediction came true.
  "Alright! I'm a frick-frackin' idiot! Just like I predicted!"
• Mark asks Foxy to bark for him as he runs up to the closet, complements the quality of Foxy's "bark", then asks if Foxy is thinking about boobs in there.
  Mark: You thinking about boobs, too? (opens closet to reveal Foxy standing up) ME TOO!
• Mark continues to mimic the 20/20/20/20 mode code noises, ending each session by saying "BOOBS!"
• After one game over, Mark explains what went wrong before finishing with "Ah, bunch of booby-boobs."
• Mark has repeated issues with pressing the right button at crucial moments, resulting in several jumpscares where he bemoans pressing the wrong button:
  "I PRESSED THE WRONG BU-TTOOOOOON!!! Iiii pressed the wrong bu-tton...
  "'AAAAAH FUUUWRONG BUTTOOOOOON!!!
• At the start of one attempt, Mark decides to "FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWAH!" One jumpscare from Bonnie at 12 AM later, he rethinks his decision.
  Mark: Ooh-kay, floofing hair did not work.
• After finally beating the night, Mark complains about Nightmare being a pain to deal with.
  Mark: ...and then I got douched all over by Nightmare being a big butthole! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS THINK ABOUT BOOBS!

Five Nights at Freddy's with Jack Black

• To promote the "Goosebumps" movie, Jack Black plays FNAF4 with Mark and brings his son Sam along. Seeing Jack Black literally leap back in terror at the sight of Bonnie and Chica attacking him is priceless.

Halloween Update Part 1

• Mark talks about being ready to reclaim his crown as King of Five Nights at Freddy's, but misspeaks and says "clown" instead of "crown". He immediately jokes about having a clown named Larry, who only speaks in Freddy nose honks.
• Mark decides to try All Nightmare Nightmare Mode. His confusion about hearing the Puppet's music box from the second game when he starts the night quickly morphs into sheer horror when he realizes it means the Puppet has returned.
  "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE BABY WAS BACK!"
• Mark is almost immediately jumpscared by Nightmarione.
  "My crown is abandoned! My flannel is coming off! Wait, no, that's, no..."

Halloween Update Part 2

• "'Tommorow is another day.' What an optimistic view on this horrible child's life. Not the child's horrible, the child's horrible life. I shouldn't be so - mean - to this poor child."
• Mark starts wondering aloud how to defeat Nightmarione, who he calls "the baby", but phrases it as "I don't even know how to beat the baby. How do I beat the baby?" He immediately realizes That Came Out Wrong and comments that those aren't questions he should be "shouting out in the middle of the night."
  "HOW DO I BEAT THIS BABY?!?"
• Mark encounters Fredbear again, but talks in a very quiet voice after getting jumpscared by him instead of screaming.
  Mark: Fredbear? Why was he here? It was Night Five - Oh, yeah, Night Five's only Fredbear. I forgot! I'm an idiot!

Halloween Update Part 3

• Mark decides to blindfold himself for his first attempt at Blind Mode, which he acheives by pulling a hat down over his eyes. He then questions why he's blindfolding himself when he isn't going to be able to see the gameplay either way, and eventually decides against going through with it.
  "I don't know! I'm an idiot! HEY! Let me do the way I do, and you can do - am I even pointed to the camera? YEAH! That's right! What was I saying? I'm blind."

Halloween Update Part 4

• Mark taunts Mangle by flashing the light and going BORF BORF rhythmically. Mangle jumpscares him the second he leaves the closet.
  "He did not like that! He didn't like that at all!"

Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location

Part 1

• Mark responds to the HandUnit auto-correcting his name to "Eggs Bennedict" by saying that he isn't "Benedict Coomberbatch".
• Just the sheer amount of NOPE Mark feel towards the entire situation, even more than the previous games.
  Markiplier: Why is it all danger? Why is it danger? Wh-why are we going in the danger?!
  • Then he's told to go even deeper into the danger:
    Markiplier: (with utter despair) I don't want to! Why are you making me crawl?!?!
• Mark objects at length about having to "motivate" Ballora by giving her a "controlled shock".
  Markiplier: What?! Why am I gonna make them mad?! Why do I want Dancy-Pants to be mad at me?!
  • When he's told to do the same to Funtime Foxy:
    Markiplier: Uh-again, I don't know if I want to. If I know anything about angering any animatronic, it's that Foxy is a big 'ol bag of dicks, and hates me.
• During Night 2, when the lights go out during a system reset and a new, female voice starts speaking, Mark holds both of his hands up, giving the game middle fingers as if warding evil. He's projecting his will.
  Hand Unit: Commencing system restart.
  Mark: HOW 'BOUT NO!?!?!
• While hiding under the desk, there's a very soft, childlike voice calling out to him, and after scraping noises, and Mark being silent the entire time, with a look of pure terror on his face…
  Mark: (uncertainly) ...Baby?
• When sneaking past Ballora, a sequence that requires the player to avoid making noise and attracting her, Markiplier jumps back when the HandUnit Mission Control loudly points out how long it's taking.
• Mark's freak-out when he finally gets to the breaker room… and sees Funtime Freddy standing right next to him.
• Mark gets startled in the breaker room and does a hilarious dance/battle pose of some sort where he flings himself back and apparently tries to karate chop the voice with both hands and point at the screen with both hands at the same time.

Part 2

• Mark wonders if the voice of the mascot response audio is coming from Funtime Freddy's Bonnie hand puppet.
• On his way back from the breaker room, Mark has to sneak through Ballora's room again. As he does, Ballora calls out at certain points, asking if someone's there. Mark's frightened reactions are hilarious.
  Mark: You don't need to worry about me! I just need to worry about me! And don't mind the yelling! I YELL WHEN I'M NERVOUS!
• Everything involving the Casual Bongos, from Mark's joy and subsequent dancing to how outraged he is when he's told his pay has been docked. Then he tries talking about some lore stuff, but the bongos are still going:
  Mark: CAN WE CUT THE CASUAL BONGOS?!
• Mark makes bizarre gesticulations at the camera after seeing a dismembered Ballora on her stage. He's so taken aback by the sight, Funtime Foxy being referred to as female is an underwhelming reveal by comparison.
  Mark: Okay, so this Foxy is definitely a fuh-mail? But, you know, that's a revelation that's gonna have to go in second place to what the fuck I just saw over on Ballora's stage.
• Mark's horror at the story he hears when checking Baby's room on Night 3, which implies the animatronic killed a little girl by crushing her inside of itself. He has a horrified look on his face as he listens, then, once the story ends:
  Mark: Hoooooo! That painted a very vivid picture of something exceptionally fucked!
• Mark tries summarizing Baby's story once she's done talking. However, he interprets Elizabeth's cause of death as Circus Baby making ice cream out of her. It's simultaneously more terrifying and hilarious than what actually happens.
• When Mark finds a secret death minigame, he gets so into it that he completely forgets that he's there because he died.
• Mark gets killed by Funtime Foxy the instant Hand Unit stops talking at one point.
  Hand Unit: You have been provided with a flash beaco— (Jump Scare)

Part 4

• While being guided through the Funtime Auditorium on Night 5:
  Be silent.
  Markiplier: OKAY!

Part 5

• Markiplier's weird reactions towards the death minigame continue with its secret ending. Baby sets an ice cream cone down, and a young girl slowly approaches her. Baby suddenly opens up her chest and grabs the girl with a claw while an ear-piercing screech plays in the background. He's so delighted to have finally succeeded at solving the minigame's puzzle that he totally ignores that Baby just murdered a kid.
  Markiplier: (In an upbeat tone) YEAH! Oh, did I do it? I don't know! Yeah, that's good, yeah, maybe? I don't know! (After a quick cut, he's still happy, even has a smile on his face, even chuckling as he says this) I think I did it, I think I did it! (Cut to the title screen, a star was added to the menu) HEY! YEAH! Hey, look! It's a two star (on the title menu, one for beating the game and one for finding that secret). It's a two star, (holds up two fingers on each hand) wait, that's a four star. (Puts down one hand) It's a two star!

Custom Night

• Mark wasn't going to start with Golden Freddy mode when trying out Custom Night for the first time, but decides to do it anyway. Then he drops this great line:
  Mark: Fuck it! I'm going to start with Golden Freddy mode, 20/20/20, just to see what the shit I'm getting myself into! Because if I'm anything, I AM A MAAAAAAAAN WITH RED HAAAAAIR!!
• When the cutscenes of Ennard-in-Eggs' body slowly decaying play, Mark decides to make his own impromptu lyrics about Eggs' situation to the tune of the inappropriately cheerful music. These start off normally enough, but by the time Eggs starts decaying, the songs devolve into a mixture of singing, gurgling threats, and choked screaming.
  Mark: (singing) Hello everybody! Here I am again, Mr. Purple Guy! Living life, loving life, not an animatronic at all! Gonna murder some children because I gotta spread the disease of what the hell I am! Oh boy it's time to go down the street, pick up some groceries and maybe eat some meat! OH I LOVE TO BE A KILLER ROBOT! It's the best thing! (cutscene ends) Oh, I guess that was the end there. I had more lyrics to put into that, but alas! I guess that's what we're doing here.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator

General

• He finds the little mini Funtime Freddy, Helpy, to be absolutely adorable.
• He laughs at the ludicrous lawsuits he obtains, when he buys and uses items with high Risk factors.

Part 3

• He's more laughing at the jump scares by this point. Case in point, getting pounced by Lefty in Part 3:
  Markiplier: LEFTY? LEFTY? LEFTY? Lefty, you bastard! Lefty, come on! You sack of shit, Lefty! I knew I couldn't trust you! I knew I couldn't trust you, Lefty. Goddamn it. Wow, this is the jump scare episode, huh?

Part 5

• As the Tutorial Unit begins to wrap up the Golden Ending, Mark constantly punctuates it with uncomfortable grins and nervous laughter... which becomes palpable Mood Whiplash when it's revealed that the pizzeria is now closed.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator: ALL SECRETS

• Mark's jaw drops and is left speechless for over a minute while playing the Security Puppet's minigame, which involes the Puppet breaking down next to the body of the kid it was supposed to protect, and only finds his voice once the game finishes increasing his Faz-Rating after the minigame ends.
• Mark decides to stop after the Bankruptcy Ending, which crashes the game.

Five Nights at Freddys: Ultimate Custom Night

Part 1

• The first episode starts with Markiplier, having never played before, setting all fifty characters' AI to 20. It ends how you'd expect.
• The second half of the first, hour-plus long episode features Mark attempting 50/1 mode, in which all fifty animatronics are set to level one. This takes considerable time, with some of Mark's deaths coming right at the end due to things like not realizing Rockstar Foxy can kill him. Finally, finally, he succeeds by the skin of his teeth, having run out of power and surviving only because time ran out before he could be killed. Mark actually gets mad at this, and starts ranting about how, even when he wins, the game's making sure he can't feel good about it.
  Markiplier: Oh! Really?! Re~eall~lly?! I- you- sack of shit! God, damn it… Okay, I guess that's how we're gonna end this. Anti-Climactically! Even when I win, you don't let me feel good about it! I ran out of power! God-of course! You let me win in the most infuriating possible way! God, I don't need your pity! I don't need your lucky pity win! Go~od, damn it!
• When William Afton jumpscares Mark, Mark proceeds to mock him in the voice of Emperor Palpatine.
  Markiplier: I always come back! Do it! Kill him! Do it! You will kill him!

Part 2

• The thumbnail for this video has Foxy's head and right arm superimposed over Funtime Chica's body, who is performing a Boobs-and-Butt Pose.
• Early in the second video Marks gets the jumpscare from Mr. Hippo, and sits through his lecture about how some stories don't mean anything, and the danger of feeding birds sourdough bread.
• His viewing of the first "Toy Chica: The High School Years" intermission has Mark looking very grossed out and repeatedly commenting how this is making him feel uncomfortable.
• Mark stares in silent horror after DD sics Nightmare Chica on him.

Part 3

• In addition to the creepy Helpy, this video's thumbnail has Foxy's head on Funtime Chica again in the background.
• Mark gets killed by Chica, and begins a good minute-long, nearly incoherent rant about going to the kitchen instead of using the Global Music Box to keep her in place.
  "I not go kitchen anymo'. That's the thing, I not go kitchen anymo. If I go kitchen, I get the dead-diction. I'm dead-dee, I get mur-dictioned. If I go to kitchen, they stab me with a pitchin… fork. If I go to kitchen, I need more stitchin. Make sense? If I go to kitchen, they stab me with knife. Don't go to kitchen. No go kitchen no mo'! Get in brain: no go kitchen!"

Part 4

• This video's thumbnail has Nightmare Balloon Boy...'s head on Funtime Chica's body, edited to make it look like he's winking and blowing the viewer a kiss.

Part 5

• The thumbnail for this video has various characters photoshopped to look like they're standing on Rockstar Freddy, including Foxy's head on his microphone, an Adventure Endo in his mouth, and Helpy positioned over his pointer finger so it looks like Freddy's finger is going up Helpy's butt.
• Mark tries to get Lefty to kill him, which requires making a lot of noise. Cue Mark rapidly flicking the vents and shouting at Lefty. He then finds out that the doors don't increase the noise gauge.

Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted

General

• Mark playing with all the toys he gets, usually giving them dumb voices and punching them in the face.

Part 1

• Most Let's Players adapted to the VR pretty easily. Mark spends most of his time screaming and flailing around uncontrollably as he's freaked out by the animatronics being right up in his face. By the end of the first video, he looks completely broken.

Part 3

• This episode sees Mark play the FNAF 3 levels for the first time. As he's explaining the premise of the video, he refers to the game as "the most douchey of the Five Nights at Freddy's".
• Shortly into the first night, Mark looks to the right and sees how big the vent Springtrap can potentially crawl through to kill you is, calling it a hole of death. That on its own is amusing, but the true payoff happens when he sees Springtrap coming through the vent and, just like in his original Let's Play, tries to bargain with the animatronic.

Part 5

• Mark decides to visit the Prize Counter while in Blacklight mode and jokingly proclaims "CANDY" while reaching for the candy machines. He then realizes there's a tape hidden inside the candy machines and reaches further towards them to pick up the tape.
• Mark accidentally discovers it's possible to eat the action figures, complete with an I Ate WHAT?! reaction.
  "WHAT THE FUCK — DID I EAT THAT!?"

Part 6

• Mark enters Parts and Services for the first time and immediately freaks out about how huge Bonnie is up close. He then proceeds to tease Bonnie by playing with the plush Bonnie toy, punching it and miming it begging for help.
• After the instructor tells Mark to pull out Bonnie's left eye, he proceeds to pull out his right eye and get jumpscared twice. His reaction to figuring out it's supposed to be Bonnie's left and not Mark's left is amazing.
  Mark: [pulls out Bonnie's right eye and gets jumpscared] WHY?! Oh, his left eye... oh, ow, his left eye, not my left, his left, augh, his left, not my left, his— [points at Bonnie] your left, GIVE ME THAT FUCKING EYE! [rips out Bonnie's left eye]
• Mark decides to torment the Chica plushie the same way he did the Bonnie one. Thanks to him knocking over Chica's cupcake by accident, her ensuing Jump Scare is seemingly in response to the plushie's cries for help.
  Mark (as Toy Chica plushie): Help me, big sis!
  [Chica kills Mark]
  Mark: Oh fucking God! Fuck! [Beat] All right, I guess I deserved that one.
• When he sees Freddy...
  Mark: You're so big! I'm at crotch level! WHY?! WHY AM I AT YOUR CROTCH LEVEL?! NO!

Part 7

• Mark is happy about there only being two Vent Repair levels (as opposed to the four of the other level collections) because he's pretty sure he can count to two.
  "One, and the other number that I don't know."
• Mark has to fix vents, but HandUnit tells him that he's already a certified vent technician and needs no instructions. Mark somehow manages to fix the vents correctly the first time in Mangle's level while looking around frantically and screaming. In reality, Mangle only appears twice and quickly leaves before getting the opportunity to Jump Scare Mark because he's looking directly at them both times.
  Mark: [breathless] I'm sorry for what was probably the most spastic gameplay footage you've ever seen in your life. What I'm not sorry for... is the amount of poop in my pants.

Part 8

• A glitch during Night Terrors leaves him and Funtime Freddy stuck on the same side of the house, rendering it impossible for Freddy to kill him.^note Bon-Bon's and Bonnet's jumpscares can still occur, but unlike their prior appearances, they can't cause a game over. So Mark spends the whole night roasting Freddy.
  Mark: You suck! Your little pink mustache is just a rip-off of Warfstache! I know you're just a fanboy or whatever you are! I know you're just a fan and that's all you'll ever be! Just a fan! Funtime Fanboy Freddy!

Part 9

• Mark gets jumpscared by Chica at the end of her repair level because he refused to take a slice of pizza. Adding to the humiliation, HandUnit repeats the order to eat the pizza one last time over the game-over static.
  Mark: GOD! FU- Oh. Really. Really-
  HandUnit: Eat it.
  Mark: "Eat it." Oh, fuck you. You know what, fuck you.
• Mark repeatedly fails the Nightmare version of the Foxy repair level because he keeps knocking over or dropping Foxy's head. His frustration over constantly causing his own death through simple mistakes eventually culminates in an attempt where, when Foxy vanishes into the darkness to rush him, Mark picks up a nearby hammer and screwdriver and defiantly picks a fight with the animatronic right before he dies.
  Mark: Oh, whoa, whoa! I didn't mean that... oh, well, fine. I'm gonna fuck you up— [grabs the hammer and screwdriver and brandishes them menacingly] Come here, you bitch! Come on! COME ON! [Foxy charges] HEEEEYAAAAAAARGH! [gets jumpscared] If that's how you are, and you're not going to be polite about it, then I'm not gonna be polite about it, either.

Part 10

• Mark goes back through the levels to get the collectibles he missed, deliberately losing to get back out quicker. This leads to a lot of Mark just standing around sassing an animatronic until it kills him.
  Mark: Oh what's this I hear? Death? Yeah, right, NERD.

Part 13

• When Mark spots the hard mode version of the Funtime Foxy level, he bemoans how difficult it was normally before booting it up. He then moves through the introductory screen and immediately dies because Lolbit spawned on top of him.
  Mark: Oh, no... This level was impossible as it was!

Part 14

• Mark has trouble figuring out he's supposed to move quickly through the Pizza Party level and ends up just standing there and letting an animatronic kill him multiple times.
• Mark gets all three endings and has no idea that he's run out of game. The last episode of the playthrough (before the DLC came out) ends with Mark swearing to find even more secrets, even though he already found most, if not all of them.
• Mark's response to finding the Spring Bonnie plushy is to toss him in the lost and found. That's one way to beat Afton once and for all.

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach

General

• Mark's constant No, You responses to Roxy's taunts. It's his deadpan tone that sells it.
• Any time Mark comes across anything gold, from a Golden Chica plush to a golden toilet, he briefly starts going crazy about "THE LORE!" to poke fun at the theory-obsessed side of the fanbase.
• Mark gets lost quite often and has to interrupt his own playthrough to explain how long he was stuck there.

Part 2:

• Mark is more confused about being Jump Scared by a Music Man toy than frightened.
  Mark: Wait, am I dead from that tiny thing? I can punch that thing from here to Timbuktu!
• Mark stops the video to tell the viewer exactly where the laundry room's exit is, and explains it took him 45 minutes to find it.
  Mark: I am showing you this because it will help you understand my slow descent into madness as I desperately search for a way out of this place, when it was, in fact, right in front of me all along. I am an idiot, and I have no justification for my actions. I am merely showing this to you so you further understand just how stupid I am. [Beat] Please enjoy.
• Mark finally finds the exit and can only sputter and shout in disbelief to the point he's relieved when Vanessa captures him.
  Mark: How did I not see... How did I not see that? How? How did I not see the open doorway that was so clearly there? I walked past it so many times.
• Then Vanny kills him and Mark realizes he hasn't saved. His camera grows large as the Oh, Crap! of that fact hits Mark.

Part 4:

• Mark discovers Freddy's "summon" feature and clowns around with it, making Freddy run laps around the room while calling to him like a dog.
• This exchange after Mark zaps Roxy with a Fazerblaster:
  Mark: That's a bad wolf. That's a bad puppo.
  Roxy: I heard that.
  Mark: Heard what? You losing?
• While Mark is exploring Monty's room, he finds a Golden Freddy plush. He immediately realizes that people will use the plush's existence for clickbait purposes and riffs about the kind of thumbnail that accompanies such videos.
  Mark: Cue the big giant thumbnail with a Minecraft Golden Freddy and the title being "GOLDEN FREDDY IN SECURITY BREACH UEWUE WUEWUE WUE WUW"— [gets cut off by the Golden Freddy Jump Scare from FNaF 2]
• The ending has Mark enter an elevator just as a S.T.A.F.F. bot alerts Roxy of his presence. Just as Mark presses the button and the doors close, Roxy's head and hands briefly pop through the door, much to Mark's surprise. He finds this amusing to the point that he imagines her leaving an imprint into the elevator doors with a 'WHUNK!' very much like Looney Tunes.

Part 5:

• Mark looks into a pit full of broken-down S.T.A.F.F. bots with creepy faces within the sewers of the Pizzaplex, decides it would be a bad idea to jump in... and immediately jumps into it anyway. This goes about as well as he expected.
  Mark: Can I fall off and die?
• While riding an elevator en route to Parts and Services, Mark tells Freddy that he's going to shove a beak in him so he can talk better. Freddy vanishes before his eyes after he says this, leaving Mark dumbfounded.
  Mark: Did you hate the idea that much? Freddy?
• Mark tells Roxy that she's next. Unless it's Monty, in which case she's "next-next" because she's last.

Part 6:

• Freddy mentions that he can't accompany Greg to the arcade because of a glitch that won't let him stop dancing. Mark decides that this factoid must be a Chekhov's Gun, and expresses hope that he'll get to see Freddy dance in a plot-relevant way before the game is over.
• Mark confidently blasts Monty with the Fazerblaster, only for Monty to No-Sell it and charge at him. As Mark turns to flee, he suddenly realizes why it didn't work:
  Mark: HE HAS SUNGLASSES! HE'S GOT SUNNIIIIEEESSSS!
• Mark ends up getting caught in the Chase Scene with DJ Music Man because he keeps glancing back to try and see what he looks like. Later, he has this to add...
  Mark: I wanna see this thing! Okay, I get it, I'm running, I'm s'posed to run, I get that. But you're not even gonna let me look at it!? Also, ow, my bones...
• After Mark blinds Roxy, she starts slowly stalking him while listening for movement, so Mark jumps into a dumpster to hide. As Roxy hones in on his location, slowly revealing her mutilated, snarling face, Mark becomes genuinely frightened and uncomfortable and begs her not to start sniffing for him.

Part 7:

• Mark's reaction to the "Vanny" ending, which is portrayed via minimally-animated comic book pages as opposed to the game's usual full 3D animation. Rather than be moved by the Tear Jerker that is Freddy's death, he is silent for a moment before cracking up and wondering aloud if the budget ran out for the final cutscene.
• During the Checkpoint Starvation portion, Mark is on the run from Monty and spamming the "call Freddy" button while desperately weaving in and out of rooms and stairwells. As he runs down a flight of stairs, with Monty mere feet behind him, Freddy finally catches up to him... and runs right past him up the stairs while Mark screams in rage and disbelief. The moment must be seen to be believed.^{Why'd this happen?} When the "call Freddy" button is pressed multiple times while moving, Freddy goes to the button press locations in the order you called him and doesn't move to the next location until he reaches the one before it.
  Mark: FREDDY! FREDDY, YOU BITCH! FREDDY! FREDDY!
  • When Freddy finally gets the hint and turns back, he slowly walks down the stairs... behind Monty, who then kills Mark. Cue Rage Quit.
    Mark: OH MY GOD! FREDDY! FREDDY, YOU BASTARD!

Part 8:

• Mark keeps getting Jump Scared by the S.T.A.F.F. bots at the worst possible times, despite his painstaking efforts to avoid them, almost to the point of being an Overly Long Gag.

Part 9:

• Mark realizes he can shoot Freddy with the Fazerblaster and cracks up at the latter's horrified reaction. Afterward, he discovers that he can't get inside Freddy anymore, presumably because he's pissed at Gregory, and starts laughing again.
• After Mark uses the recharging station to get back inside Freddy, he finds that now he can't get out, effectively breaking the game. After laughing some more, and bragging about how good he is at the game, he takes advantage of the bug to pilot Freddy to the arcade. (Sadly, Freddy does not dance as promised in part 6.)
• Mark interrupts the action to show off a Christmas gift he got from Amy: a Lady Dimitrescu mousepad that includes textured boobs.
• Mark spends an elevator ride lightly mocking the audience for caring about Freddy.
  Mark: He's a pet! Freddy's like a stupid dog! [starts laughing] Freddy's a real, real, uh, unintelligent pet, and, uh, that's about as far as the relationship goes there. You get called "superstar" one time and you just let it go right to your head!
  • Upon leaving the elevator, he nearly gets caught by a S.T.A.F.F. bot mid-monologue and quips, "Speaking of not too bright..."
• Mark's slowly-escalating horror when he finds himself being pursued in the Monty-Golf zone and realizes that Monty isn't being deterred by his weaving in and out of rooms.
  Mark: Why? Why? Don't. Oh, you do not! Do not! Don't! Why!? Why would you do this? Why are you like this? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? STOP BEING LIKE THIS! [looks back to see Monty right on his tail] ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Part 10:

• During the Balloon Boy minigame, which the player needs to "glitch" to move forward in the story, Mark's game unexpectedly crashes, costing him a solid hour of gameplay (if not more). After a devastated Stunned Silence, Mark turns to the camera and deadpans, "Well, I got the game to glitch."
• During the Springtrap boss battle, Mark can't figure out how to avoid Roxy,^note He's supposed to hide inside Freddy and use Chica's scream to scare her off and spends so much time sprinting in circles around her that he manages to run out the clock and 'win' the battle, skipping the second segment of the fight entirely and triggering the closing cutscene. His reaction is basically a Flat "What".
• Freddy bugs out during the final boss fight and starts spinning in place like a helicopter, his eyes lighting up the room like there's a rave going on.

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach: Ruin

Part 1

• The footage of Mark beginning to play the Monty Golf arcade machine slows to a stop and pauses as Mark tells the audience via voiceover he's decided to edit out the entirety of him playing golf because it isn't interesting.
  Mark: Iis thiiiis thhhheeee ooooooonnnneeeee-
  Voiceover Mark: Hi. It's me. Um, you would have thought I would have gotten smarter in the interim, but I didn't, and I didn't learn my lesson, so I played this game for no reason for a really long time. You don't wanna see it. Because nothing happens. Okay.
  (video cuts to Mark questioning a cutout of Helpy)
• Mark finds himself laughing at Monty's growls and roars, and not taking him seriously at all. At one point, Monty traps him behind a platform, and rather than being in terror, Mark just continues reacting in mock fear as Monty spazzes out on the platform, with Mark just reluctantly walking Cassie over to be attacked by him.
  Mark: I'm sorry Monty, I can't take you seriously when you roar like that...
• Mark walking towards the entrance to the Daycare is edited to include faint audio of him screaming at Freddy during the infamous Monty chase that took place there during the base game.
  • Earlier in the video, the footage of said chase overlays the screen as Mark remembers how Freddy ran from him back then, and how he still holds resentment for him, though he does hope to forgive Freddy, he also covers his eyes as he painfully recalls it all.
• Moon's creepy laughter prompts Mark to immediately end the episode, as if the sound scared him into deciding to wrap things up.
• "'Find Gregory.' ...I don't wanna."
  • He proceeds to get progressively more annoyed with Gregory's 'helping' and skeptical that it even is the real Gregory.

Part 2

• Mark is baffled by his getting through the interior of the daycare without dying, stating that he feels like "there should have been a lot more Terrible Things occurring" and that something isn't right. He is proven correct when the endoskeletons surrounding the daycare begin reactivating. His "all right" when he notices that an endo moved has a distinct "well, at least the other shoe's dropped now" quality to it... which immediately transitions into bafflement when he puts the V.A.N.N.I. mask on and the endo walks away from him.
  "What."
• Mark attempts to jump between two broken sections of catwalk, only to slip towards the right and fall to his death. In the aftermath, he can only comment that he now remembers why he hasn't played any games with ice levels/slippery floors in a while.
  Mark: ...because we agreed - all of us agreed - that it was a terrrrible idea!
• Mark dies due to thinking some nearby stage scaffolding isn't just for decoration and trying to walk onto it. Despite him saying that the scaffolding isn't a path afterwards, he dies two more times via trying to jump onto said scaffolding just to make sure he isn't supposed to be on it.
  "It's probably not a path. It's probably not a path. There'd be no point in me doing that again. There'd be no point."
  (Cut to Mark jumping towards the scaffolding and falling short)
  "I don't know why I tried that - unless I didn't jump soon enough."
  (Mark jumps sooner and dies again)
  "Oh, I bonked my head on somethin'!"
• After picking up a collectible, Mark misses a very small jump and dies, despite successfully jumping over the same gap to get to the collectible in the first place. He comments that the developers probably didn't intend for people to prioritize getting the collectible over progressing the level to the point where it's easier to reach, but that's not how his brain works.
  Mark: I don't think they intended anyone to go back because they were like "why would someone go for that first one, clearly you just do the thing right in front of you and then you get it because it's right over there and that's where you're supposed to go anyway" but (Mark's facecam does a Staggered Zoom to become larger with every word) I-don't-think-like-that! I think "Ooh shiny!" and then I go get shiny! because I think that I'm gonna miss out on the shiny if I don't get it now! That's the whole basis of me having ADHD, I can't prioritize!

Part 3

• Unlike the creepy thumbnails for the other parts, the thumbnail for part 3 has Roxy photoshopped into Nightmare Foxy's closet. Thanks to the AR recreation of her undamaged face being included, she looks downright gleeful about peeking out from the doors.
• Mark finds Monty getting stuck in places to be hilarious, until he gets to the section where he has to go through water while Monty's in it. Which is compounded by the fact that he gets past the first door...only to find more water to get though.
  "THAT WAS JUST THE TUTORIAL?!"
• Mark tries to put on the mask in the log flume ride, only for the game to not let him. He then comments "Honestly, I need to cut back on the mask. It's not good for you."
• Right after getting jumpscared by a S.T.A.F.F. Bot asking 'do you need assistance?', Mark laughs when he comes across an extremely broken one with Fish Eyes.
  "Do YOU need assistance?"
• The episode ends with Mark just staring at a go-kart as it runs him over. As he states in the following episode, he thought this was a cutscene and that he wasn't supposed to move yet.

Part 4

• The episode begins with Mark doing a jumpscare of his own.
• Mark's shock and bewilderment when Roxy apologizes to Cassie and pulls away.
  "Roxy? Are you a little confused 'cause I definitely am."
• "Nothing special going on here except the floor is undulating!"
• Mark gets so distracted by looking M.X.E.S. in the eye that he ends up getting attacked by the Lil' Music Men...and worse, that's how he finds out they're in the game.
• Mark stumbles across one of the hidden cameras needed for an alternate ending and thinks he unlocked a secret room. He then spends time trying to find the secret room to no avail. Unbeknownst to him, he's Right for the Wrong Reasons and completely misses the actual secret room in Bonnie Bowl that's unlocked by deactivating the wet floor bots.
• Upon entering Fazer Blast, Mark briefly gets sidetracked by what some AR apparitions in the sky look like.
  "...Sperm?"
• Mark stopping right before escaping Prototype Freddy for good.
  "Well I gotta die once..." [lets Freddy kill him, spots the present in his chest cavity] "THAT WAS A PRESENT! THAT WAS A GIFT!"
  • He then concludes that the present probably had the Fazerblaster he had wanted all video, but it would've been useless anyway because Prototype Freddy has no eyes.

Part 5

• Mark manages to jumpscare himself because he forgot he saved just out of Prototype Freddy's reach.
  "Were your toes always turquoise?"
• Mark plays a distorted remix of the Glamrock theme while Cassie goes through the underground tunnels, with some crude lyrics about enjoying the Pizzaplex and killing his favorite animatronic.
• He pretends to shower under the waterfall in the cave, and then pretends to slurp up the melted ice cream / soda on the floor at one point, seeming to revel in going further into the ruins.
• While looking for the rest of the Faz Tokens, Mark decides to finish Candy Cadet's story himself.
  "Moral of the story is: the boy is dead."
• Mark visibly groans when he realizes he's been lead to the room Burntrap was in.
• "The amount of ass I'm going to kick is directly proportional to the amount of things that I missed that were right in front of my face."
  • He proceeds to lose his mind when he realizes that he spent so much time collecting collectibles in the AR world that he never realized until the endgame that there were collectibles in the real world as well.
• Mark gives a boast as he discusses wanting to finish the game and find the collectibles, even boasting about how he found the base game's secrets without being able to save the game before.
  "I will always come back to finish this!"
• He reiterates these intentions right as he is operating the forklift, but quotes William Afton himself in the process.
  "I always come back!"
• Mark reacts to the normal ending with a "Dayum. Gregory's cold-blooded."

Part 6

• Because of a bug that can occur that can make wet floor bots he forgot to disable look disabled, Mark elects to restart the game entirely. And then he proceeds to forget a bot again and the bug kicks in again.
  • In the end he just plays Dawko's video of him hacking to get into the room to see it. Mark claims it's himself hacking the game and pretends to be responding to Dawko.
  "IT'S MY TURN TO TALK!"
• His theory on what happened to Bonnie: Bonnie was practicing some sick bowling when a bowling ball slipped, hit the wall and hit Bonnie in the head, exploding into shrapnel and tearing him apart. Monty had put the four wet floor bots around him after slipping on Bonnie's blood, then covered up the death so morale in the band didn't get lowered. He proceeds to call Monty a hero.
  "[Monty's] hair? Actually wasn't red before that."
• The end of the video has Mark declare "MATPAT CAN SUCK AN EGG!" Upon seeing this while watching Mark's video on a livestream, MatPat actually did so.

Part 7

• Upon seeing Mimic in the mascot costume of the Scooper Ending:
  "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? WHY ARE YOU DIFFERENT?"
• He calls Mimic a 'tall Slenderman style robot'.
• "Now unless I'm missing anything, and I don't think I am..." (He's missing the Brazil Ending.)
• Mark describes Security Breach as a 'gem that fell into a turd'.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Help Wanted 2

Part 1

• "I'm gonna play some Five Nights at Freddy's and I'm not going to let the past get to me."
• Mark gets flustered when Glamrock Freddy asks "Is it just me or is the room getting hotter?"
• While laughing at Freddy's bugged out eyes he accidentally boops Freddy's nose.
  "What the hell?"
• Mark manages to startle himself the second time he opens Freddy's jaw even though this time he knew what would happen.
• Mark messes around with the Height Adjust Mode and subsequently gets too tall to click anything in the hub, then gets too short to play Ballora Gallery.
• After beating Ballora Gallery, he accidentally hits retry, sending him back to the game. He decides to try to rush Ballora. This was a bad idea.
  Mark: [as he hastily backs away while Bidybab chases him] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
  • And just when he thinks he's safe, Bidybab jumpscares him.

Part 2

• Mark tells Carnie he can't wait to see the fanart people make of him.
• He gets excited when he finds No. 1 Crate in Fazerblast, then immediately disappointed he can't pick her up.
• "I don't think this is possible to lose..." [immediately gets jumpscared by Carnie]
• "To be perfectly honest, [Fazerblast] was for, uh, chumps and babies, and I am a man...who's going to Arts and Crafts: Daycare. [Corpsing] I'm going to daycare!"
• The minute Mark gets the dart gun he shoots Sun in the face with it. Numerous times.
• Markiplier's performance in "First Aid" shows he hasn't lost his Surgeon Simulator "skills".
  • He starts off by guzzling candy intended for the patient at a rate of knots.
  • Then he sprays Helpy in the eyes unprompted.
  • Mark keeps trying to take Helpy's temperature. Rectally.
  • Mark finds the hacksaw and briefly considers using it on Helpy.
    "Later."
  • When Helpy gets a lump on his head, Markiplier tries to apply cartoon logic and whack it back into place with a hammer.
  • Mark spends a few minutes going through the bandages to pick a good one for Helpy.

Part 3

• "I CAN MOVE!"
• "Your tablet's not even on!"
• "There was no need to do a jumpscare, you could have just fired me!"
• "[The S.T.A.F.F. Bots are] unionizing? In MY capitalist dreamland? I won't have it!"
  • After beating the second Fizzy Faz Factory game: "CAPITALISM BABY!"
• Mark reenacts the "you're an idiot" dialogue from How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), with his editor inserting a voice for Ennard. The timing of "I'm an idiot!" "You're an idiot!" followed immediately by Ennard jumpscaring Mark is perfect.
• "Can you at least thunk on the door when you're done?"
• Mark dancing along to the "Shift Complete" music.

Part 4

• Mark manages to get scared by a S.T.A.F.F. Bot coming in for makeup.
• Mark's phone starts interrupting in the middle of the game.
• After finding out he has to work on Roxy next, Mark says "I imagine this is going to go smooth...probably...probably...hello? I see only darkness before me. I'm in a void of nothingness."
• Mark is so flustered at Roxy's demands that he accidentally calls her a 'stupid fox'.
• Mark realizes the time has run out to make over Roxy and only has time to utter 'uh-oh' before Roxy jumpscares him.
• Upon finding out he's not supposed to hit Helpy in Bonk-a-Bon Mark says he doesn't think he'll be able to help it. Sure enough, he whacks Helpy any chance he gets.
  • He's so enthusiastic about Bonk-a-Bon he knocks his microphone off.
  • He ends up hitting himself and promptly blames Helpy.
  • "I got Helpy every time," said in his proudest voice.
  • The best part of all this? Even though hitting Helpy deducts points, Mark wacks everything so aggressively that he manages to get through all the rounds on the first try!

Part 5

• Just like the dart gun and Sun, Mark tries to shoot sauce at Head Chef Bot.
  • And then when he gets frustrated squirts a S.T.A.F.F. Bot with nacho cheese.
• Mark yells and berates the S.T.A.F.F. Bots as he tries to serve their food.
  "SO WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR GOB,TAKE A BLAST TO THAT, AND SHUT UP? HM? YOU WANNA GET SOME FRICKEN FOOD, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK BEHIND THE COUNTER AND GET IT YOURSELF?! I DON'T SEE YOU HELPING ANYBODY! [suddenly saccharine] Have a lovely day!"
• "You dropped your flan!"
• "I am not doing good...[screen freezes] And I've crashed. I hope it doesn't come back with a big jumpscare...[immediately gets jumpscared by Chica]."

Part 6

• This exchange:

  Moon: It's past your bedtime.
  Mark: It's past your shut up time.

• Mark inadvertently takes the hidden path in Foxy's Log Ride and is surprised first by the glitchiness of the ride, then by Jack-O-Moon.

  "Oh my god, oh my god, [Jack-O-Moon jumpscares him] OH MY GOD!"

• Mark is outraged to find out he'd have to fend off obstacles in Bonnie Bowl.

  "This isn't bowling! I'm supposed to be a VIP!"

• Moon jumpscares him...at the final frame. Mark doesn't take it well.

Part 7

• It takes him two episodes to realize he's supposed to press down on the inhibitor to turn it off.
• Mark's actually a little disappointed that he couldn't pull a coin out of Roxy's ear.
• It takes him a little longer to realize he's wearing a V.A.N.N.I. mask.
  [stares at poster about removing the mask] "Is that a clue?" [removes mask] "OHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!"
• "I thought I could just give [Roxy] soothing words. I'm very [sees Shattered Roxy] SOOTHING! HOLY SHIT!" Mark proceeds to get startled every time he restarts the game.
• Mark pretends to sing to Roxy to calm her down when he uses the walkie talkie.
• Just like Sun, Mark's first reaction to seeing Moon in Arts and Crafts is to shoot him with the dart gun before using the flashlight.

Part 8

• Mark keeps having to resist the temptation to use the wrong item on Helpy. Then when he does...
  "You're making me look bad! You're making it look like I do this intentionally! It's for medicine! IT'S FOR MEDICINE AND FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"
• Mark accidentally loses Helpy's ears and hat and gets real flustered when Helpy, mechanical brain exposes, sits up all 'better'.
• "I'm out of charge, but I'm full of spite!"
• True to form, he shoots darts and lasers at Carnie, not even giving him a chance to finish his line.
• It takes Mark a really long time to realize he needs to check the roofs for Plushbabies too.

Part 9

• "Yenndo. Not cool in my book." And then he proceeds to one-shot Breaker Room: Hard Reset with no jumpscares.
• Mark throws one of the Minireenas down the shaft in front of him and laughs when he sees her still lying there.
• Who's sucking? Who's slurping? Who's slurping?
• Endo Warehouse quickly goes south for Mark.
  "Oh god oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no OH NO! [jumpscared by an Endo.]"

Part 10

• "We have solved NOTHING. We have done NOTHING."
• After what's possibly the most terrifying sponsorship promo ever, Mark's reaction is a confused "k???"
• "Am I gonna die horribly and quickly? That is the question of the day."
• Mark dances to the 'Shift Complete' music again.
• "And with MatPat retiring, I think the burden of lore falls upon me from here on out."
• "TAKE THAT, HELPY!"
  • This bites him in the ass as his score was too low to advance and he gets jumpscared by Plushbaby.
    "I guess I can't hit Helpy now..."
  • "THAT'S A LOT OF HELPYS TO WALLOP."
• "I was aiming for the other one, Helpy, you can't blame me for that...[Plushbaby jumpscares him] WHAT?!"
• He then decides Helpy is in cahoots with Plushbaby.
• Mark getting on his hands and knees to see the plush with the Bonnie mask on it.

Part 11

• "Popcorn with butter. Wow! Something normal!"
• Mark is less than pleased with winning a Lemonade Clown. Then when he sees it in the hub, he pretends to slurp its spigot. It's exactly as wrong as it sounds.
  "Ah, this isn't demonetizing at all!"
• When Mark wins the Bon Bon model, he immediately tries to throw the mallet at it.

Part 12

• "Oh, it was 1983."
• Mark somehow gets jumpscared by a Plushbaby during the 'prize get' scene.

  "WHAT?! I'M FRICKEN SORRY?! WHAT?!"

• Mark can't help but laugh when Carnie complains about being on fire.
• After beating Fazerblast: FNAF 3:

  "Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! [sees he won Burned Carnie] I don't want that."

Part 13

• Mark notices the Helpy graffiti above Mystic Hippo.
  "What the fuck? What the fuck? Helpy you son of a bitch! What the fuck? Is that what you meant by sky?"
• This exchange, after Mark changes his stance to shoot better:
  Mark: I look cooler, don't I Lixian?
  Lixian: My contract says I HAVE to agree, so...
  Mark: Don't I look cool?
  Lixian: You look so cool, boss!
• Mark gets startled by the Princess.
  "Jeez! Don't stab me!"
• Mark threatening the Nightmarionne plushie.
  "I would cut thy throat in twain, but I'm a good dude!"
• "Murder is incoming!"
• Mark did not expect the good ending at all. Then he begins awkwardly dancing to the music.
  "But I didn't do all the games!"
• True to form, he shoots Vanny with all the weapons he has.

Part 14

• Mark accidentally punches the furniture in his office.
• "WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT SALT?!"
• Mark thinks he can outsmart the Nightmare S.T.A.F.F. Bot by locking down before the timer runs out. He can't.
  "Ha ha! You can't get me!" [Beat, then a jumpscare.]
• "Gator butt with Freddy star waves.
  • "Crocobutt to the desert mountains."
• "Why the Plushbabies."
• Mark gets one last dance to the Shift Complete music in.
• "Why are you looking at me all sultry?" Said to the Cupcake.
• Mark finds out just how big Circus Baby is.
  "HUUUUUUUUUUGE! WAY TOO HU-WHOA! TOO BIG! [is distracted by Helpy saying he got everything] I got them all?"
• Mark somehow ends up close to the floor during the first part of the bad ending.
  "I'm in the floor? Why am I in the floor? I don't think I should be in the floor for this! [scene changes to the Nightmare S.T.A.F.F. Bots surrounding him] OH I'M NOT IN THE FLOOR ANYMORE. [as the Bots reach for him] HUUUUUG TIME!"
• "GUYS! THERE'S FLOOR!" Mark ends up paying more attention to the floor than the credits.
• His final acts before closing the Let's Play: making the Roxy plushie drink out of Lemonade Clown's spigot, then beating it up.

Five Nights at Freddy's Fan Games

Five Nights at Fuckboy's

• The first part's outro is the Purple Man getting eviscerated by the Spring-Bonnie suit from Five Nights at Freddy's 3's ending, with the annotation "They… they shat on me…"
• In the third video, Mark actually takes two shots at the beginning, as he began to sober up while level grinding. He then goes to engage the second to last camera, talking happily about the nostalgia he's getting from playing the game… but forgets about the Puppet timer.
  "God, it's like a flashback to when I first played this game and it was all new, and there was like no story to be found and everything was just new and interesting; and I'm not saying it's bad now it's just a bunch of nostalgia and it's like, oh this time OH SHIT THE PUPPET"
• When BB meets an untimely end in part five of the first game, Foxy mirrors Mark's reaction
  Markiplier: (visibly lost for words) ...What the fuck...
  Foxy: WHAT THE FUCK
  Markiplier: (laughs) Well that's what I said, Foxy! Jesus!
  Freddy: rip enragement child
• The game uses copyrighted music during the battles, so Mark has to replace it with other tracks. He fails to notice that I'll Face Myself and Pepper Steak slips through.
• In part five:
  Markiplier: If you are of drinking age and are participating, I hope that you are drinking responsibly, and please for the love of god don't even think about driving or doing something stupid like calling your ex. That's a terrible idea, don't do it, don't even te- No! No, put the phone down, put the phone down!
• In the second game, he's ambushed by Golden Freddy very early on and has no other choice but to watch in horror as he "yiffs Toy Freddy's dick."
• During the third game, Mark acquires the Hydra Dildo and muses on its possible effects… then realizes, with an expression of purest horror, just what that could mean.

Five Nights at Candy's

• Mark forgets to watch Candy and Cindy for a while, and is startled by their glowing eyes staring at him from the dark. He's also afraid of the animatronic called Blank, due to its Springtrap-like grin and overall state of disrepair.
• He pretends to fall asleep at one point in his first video, snoring loudly and mumbles "Candy and Cindy are stupid", due to the former killing him moments before. He then shoots straight up and concedes that he should pay attention to the game.
• Mark believes that the monkey animatronic (officially named Chester) is housing the spirit of Joseph from The Evil Within, and he refers to Old Candy as 'Momo' and spends quite a lot of time staring at him… doing absolutely nothing.
  Mark: So I guess Momo just doesn't want to play anymore— (Old Candy/Momo appears on the camera) Okay nevermind Momo wants to play! Hey, how's it going? Someone heard me talking.

Five Nights at the Chum Bucket

• The 'phone guy' of this game's audio is really loud and is full of interference that is also really loud that leaves Mark cringing in pain often.
  Phone guy: Hello? Can you hear me?
  Mark: *yelling into his fists as if they were a phone* HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
• The 'second in command of the Chum Bucket' starts off speaking with a heavy Southern accent, but mysteriously loses it halfway through the first call. Mark lampshades it constantly.
  Mark: I like how your Southern accent just kinda s-[interruption about needing luck]. I'm gonna need your accent back, because it kinda slipped away as you progressed through your speech.
  SiC: I take it by the lack of redness spattered against that window that you survived the first night.
  Mark: And I take it that your accent is still gone!
  SiC: Anyway, I'll talk with you again tomorrow night. If you're still here, that is.
  Mark: *mockingly* If you're still here, hurr, well your accent is still gone, so shut the frick up, you frick.
  phone begins ringing
  Mark: You gonna have your accent back?
  SiC: Don't worry, this will all be over very, very soon.
  Mark: Kinda like your accent. It was over very, very soon.
  phone begins ringing
  Mark: Ah yes, the more pleasant non-Southern Southern person wants to talk to me.
• On Night 1, Mark wonders where Sandy is. On Night 3, he finds her, much to his horror. Every subsequent time he finds Sandy on the cameras, the camera zooms in on her with a high-pitched screaming sound playing in the background.
• "Oh, I wasn't worried. It was only my CHILDHOOD TRYING TO KILL ME."

One Night at Flumpty's

• His reaction to first seeing Grunkfuss is to quickly raise and lower the monitor repeatedly in an attempt to fight him off. This is funny to anyone who knows the game's mechanics because flipping the monitor too much is what makes him kill you.
• Mark seeing the Beaver run down the hallway to the right door is the first time he actually gets legitimately terrified while playing the first game.
  Mark: WHOA WHOA! WHOA, WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT THAT! YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT A FOXY!
• Mark's incredibly girly scream when The Owl kills him for the first time in One Night at Flumpty's 2.
  Mark: …so I don't know what this is gonna be about. Alright — (sees the Owl flying down the currently open vent) — HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!? (Slight Beat, followed by a Jump Scare) AAAAAAAH!!!! (Game Over)
• Mark gets really good at timing when Grunkfuss the Clown comes out, to the point where he shouts sound effects right when he appears. Even if he starts to flub it near the end.
  Mark: (Grunkfuss pops in) PAAAAARGH!!! Hi, how's it goin'?
• His reaction to Eyesaur which causes him to Freak Out. Coupled with seeing Golden Flumpty shortly after, he's so on edge that he doesn't notice when the Owl flies in and kills him. Then he throws a mini-tantrum on top of it!
  Mark: (sees Eyesaur on the camera) Whaaaat is THAT?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!! (flips off the laptop for a second to charge up, then turns it back on to get another look at Eyesaur) What is that?!? That's not OK! (turns off the laptop, and the lights, when Golden Flumpty flicks them back on for a split second) AHH-HA...! THE-FUCK-WAS-ZAT?!? (A slight Beat… then the Owl divebombs him from the open vent) AHHH-WADA-FUK-GAD-DAMMIT!!!
• Mark cuts away from the game to enable his mouse on the recording, and the cut afterwards shows his exposure meter a sliver away from being entirely full. Apparently, Flumpty took advantage of the distraction.
  Mark: So it's 12 AM, and I've already turned it onto hard mode, because... holy shit, I'm an idiot! Ah, but either way, it was gonna happen... I'm probably not gonna win this one, but if I do, that'll be amazing!
  [One Gilligan Cut later...]
  Mark: Ah, shit-shit-shit—! [Flumpty Jump Scare] ...fffffff-FUCK! HI! OK! Dammit, I sucked on that one!
• Mark attempts to do Hard Boiled Mode. It goes as well as you'd expect.
  Mark: I got this. I got this."
  (Smash Cut to him getting killed by Eyesaur)
  Mark: …Fuck! God dammit, I... one misclick on the Big Red, and he eats your NUTS!
• During Mark's second try, a little bit of button confusion — no thanks to Flumpty — results in the Owl getting him AGAIN.
  Mark: OHHHH NOOOO, THE BIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
• After getting a lot of exposure:
  Mark: Can I pull this off perfectly is a very good question that everybody's asking me. No! Of course not! I'm Markiplier, I'm gonna find a way to screw it up in the worst way possible! Oh boy, yes I am, yes I am. (laptop runs out of charge) Oh, fuck! THIS IS THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!
  • And yes, he totally screws it up in that particular attempt, as he completely forgets Grunkfuss of all people. The expected happens.

The Joy of Creation: Reborn

• The Joy of Creation is a scary video game series. Markiplier screaming at Foxy and the newly updated Chica in an even higher register than he did in Monstrum is the opposite of scary.
• Mark immediately breaks the game less than a minute into the video by falling through the floor.^note  The game was still an alpha build at the time, but still.
• Mark plays the Halloween Edition of "Joy of Creation", which has him avoiding Springtrap by playing noises through the cameras. He accidentally sets off one that's right next to him:
  Mark: ...That's this hall, isn't it?
  (Immediate Jump Scare, courtesy of Springtrap)
  Mark: AAH--! Fuuuuucking... fuuuuuuucking... (now sing-song as he recomposes) ...fuck you~! Fuck you. (takes deep breath) Fuck you.

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