Wizards And Wands:
- Hedwig has Bilingual Bonus. "Quoi de nuef [sic], homies?"
- Hermione's plans for her character.
Hermione: I chose a cat familiar for a +3 bonus to stealth...
GM: Stealth? What on earth...
Hermione: It's for my assassinate ability when I dip into ninja levels. Duh.
GM: Okay. Daniel, when you said this girl player from your old group was good...
Harry(Daniel): Yes. Perhaps I should have clarified. She's terrifyingly good.
- Hermione's obsessive attitude towards the Sorting Hat.
Hermione: Aaaah! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! GET OUT OF MY MIND OOGIE BOOGY!
Harry: I suddenly find myself not jealous anymore.
Hermione: Augh, bad magic hat! I'm gonna make an opposed will save to force it under my control.
GM: Actually, before you do that, Mcgonagall removes the hat. You have been sorted into house Gryffindor, the house of...
: Wait whaaaaat!!? You mean I'm not chosen to recieve the awesome magical hat of Mind Rapeing
GM: ... No! The Sorting Hat is not loot!
Hermione: magic... item... not... loot? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Hermione: ... One day hat... One day you will be mine.