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" What did you do to my lesbian?" (Might require reading the previous strip for context, but the line's the funny part anyhow.)
Burnsauce - Lynn Johnson's work condensed into a single comic.
Mario points out the obvious.
Robin's plan to get Ethan to have sex with Thad from Shortpacked!
Mike's Your Mom joke failing.
Any time Aslan shows up. Any. Time.
Around Thanksgiving 2010 Willis had "a personal appeal from Shortpacked! creator, David Willis" with funny pictures of Willis (it was an ad to get people to buy Walkyverse stuff, making fun of Jimmy Wales' personal appeal). The Fazoli's Kid also made a personal appeal. Most people spent more time refreshing the page to see all the different pictures than they did reading the comic.
Mike meets a guy who is a huge asshole anti-social. The guy acts like he's awesome because of it and says "whatcha gonna do, really". Mike gives him an answer.
Faz is a great source of these. His first is this:
Faz: Contrary to what he claims, I have a graph here which shows a line clearly going up.
At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we
increase the likelihood.
They have gay BARS now?! Shinji. Knucks.
Robin's... interesting analogy for coming out of the closet.
You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the
walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and,
, you realize yer gay!
Ken: What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?
COCKS! Ethan takes Drew to BotCon. The Osama bin Laden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
Mike: "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."
This man's genitals are part of a very important business deal.
Mike finally gets to honestly say "I fucked your mom"...
. to his own unborn child Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, hilarity ensues.
Batman: "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."
How'd you sleep, darling?
"Help! Help! I'm being molested!"
"You named her after a danged Ninja Turtle, didn't you?" "I'm Greg Killmaster!" "No, I'M Greg Killmaster!" "I'm THREE Greg Killmasters!"
Although a lot of the Lucy/Malaya rivalry is just kinda sad, there are funny parts too.
Lucy: You wouldn't hurt someone standing behind the historical Jesus, would you?
Jesus: ...I get used for this way too much.
" Hi I'm Daisy!"