Jhalm: "Honoured Burrower. Skulking though the woods I see?" Digger: "Is there a law against it? Jhalm: "Several. But as you are unlikely to be either poaching or soliciting the sale of unnatural acts, I doubt we could make the charges stick."
Grim Eyes learns her awesome grandma (or whatever she is) really isn't magic:
Grim Eyes: Okay, he's coming this way. Do the thing! Do the thing! Boneclaw Mother: What thing? Grim Eyes: The thing where you tell people what they're thinking and freak 'em out! Boneclaw Mother: Grim Eyes, I love you, but you don't have the brains the gods gave an eggplant. The thing only works on people you've lived with for years who think their motivations are a lot better hidden than they really are.
Digger (narrating): "It appeared that Skull Ridges was displeased with the resting place of her earthly remains, and had decided to vacate the premises."
One moment while the group is trying to climb a mountain. Digger falls down a hole, and Grim Eyes comes up with a plan to get her out, which involves them pulling together. She decides the phrase for "start pulling" is "Bacon." This leads to "Bacon. BACON, DAMMIT!"
This one made the back of the print edition.
Upon discovering that the temple's tomatoes grow antlers and fight each other (for a good reason):
Digger: This is insane. You people have a serious problem with your vegetable crops around here! Statue of Ganesh: My point, burrower, is not horticultural.
The line "What good is a god that doesn't fossilize?" is funny for how weird it is.