History Funny / Digger

7th Aug '17 11:47:32 AM Twiddler
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* One of the slug's prophecies is just a sentence fragment.
-->'''Slug:''' Ahem. The leaf said "Bones of the sea."\\
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'''Digger:''' Bones of the sea ''what?''\\
'''Slug:''' Nothing. Just "Bones of the sea."\\
'''Digger:''' That's ''it?''\\
'''Slug:''' Yep.\\
'''Digger:''' That's not a prophecy! That's barely a phrase! What ''about'' the bones of the sea? Am I supposed to look for them, or avoid them, or sacrifice goats to them, or what?\\
'''Slug:''' Look, buddy, they don't say "Continued on next leaf!" The leaf said "Bones of the sea," and that's what I told you. Don't salt the messenger. You want to sacrifice goats, that's ''your'' business.
6th Apr '17 7:56:27 PM Twiddler
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* Digger describing the long trek back aboveground carrying an unconscious Murai:
-->Murai was basically wire and bone, couldn't have weighed more than a hundred pounds dripping wet, and after fifteen minutes seemed to have the approximate weight of a pregnant hippopotamus.
11th Dec '16 2:27:12 AM Twiddler
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** Also the fact that the Statue looks offended.

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** Also the fact that the Statue looks offended.offended.
* When Digger is fraught about having to eat liver, and the other hyenas start wondering what's taking her so long, Boneclaw Mother excuses it with "She's overcome with emotion."
12th Sep '16 9:34:48 AM Twiddler
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--> '''Jhalm:''' "Honoured Burrower. Skulking though the woods I see?"\\
'''Digger:''' "Is there a law against it?\\
'''Jhalm:''' "''Several''. But as you are unlikely to be either poaching or soliciting the sale of unnatural acts, I doubt we could make the charges stick."

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--> '''Jhalm:''' "Honoured Honoured Burrower. Skulking though the woods I see?"\\
see?\\
'''Digger:''' "Is Is there a law against it?\\
'''Jhalm:''' "''Several''.''Several''. But as you are unlikely to be either poaching or soliciting the sale of unnatural acts, I doubt we could make the charges stick."



** Also the fact that the Statue looks offended.

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** Also the fact that the Statue looks offended.
6th May '15 4:59:15 PM Generality
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** Also the fact that the Statue looks offended.
2nd Feb '14 7:22:28 PM Yuihime
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** This one made the back of the print edition.
3rd Jan '14 6:51:07 PM Everdream
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* The line "What good is a god that doesn't fossilize?" is funny for how weird it is.
30th Jul '13 5:24:50 AM Zefire
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30th Jul '13 5:24:49 AM Zefire
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* Upon discovering that the temple's tomatoes grow antlers and fight each other (for a good reason):\\

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* Upon discovering that the temple's tomatoes grow antlers and fight each other (for a good reason):\\reason):
30th Jul '13 5:24:27 AM Zefire
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* Upon discovering that the temple's tomatoes grow antlers and fight each other (for a good reason):
-->'''Digger:''' This is ''insane''. You people have a ''serious'' problem with your vegetable crops around here!
'''Statue of Ganesh:''' My point, burrower, is not horticultural.

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* Upon discovering that the temple's tomatoes grow antlers and fight each other (for a good reason):
reason):\\
-->'''Digger:''' This is ''insane''. You people have a ''serious'' problem with your vegetable crops around here!
here!\\
'''Statue of Ganesh:''' My point, burrower, is not horticultural.
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