, as well as a certified genius. (The certificate is in the shop.
Also male and presently 27 years of age. Of mutted ethnicity.
Fond of wanton trivia, the more esoteric the better though not a master of such, really. Fan of all media, especially books, webcomics, and some movies. Prefers Speculative Fiction
over the dryer and more bland alternative, and humanity at large is on my side, whatever critics might have to say.
At the risk of stroking my ego overmuch (what the hell, this is
the internet), the following are tropes I've personally posited and launched:
Advantage Ball The Ark Audible Gleam Astral Finale Battle Interrupting Shout Battle Trophy Bewitched Amphibians Bob from Accounting Boss Banter Cannot Cross Running Water Cannot Talk to Women Catch Your Death of Cold
(I wrote the original draft of this, abandoned it, and someone else fixed and launched it) Determined Expression Died Standing Up Digital Head Swap Don't Call Me Sir Dual Age Modes Dramatic Necklace Removal Evil Is Sterile
(originally by bradpara) Everything's Better with Rainbows Failure Montage Fantasy Counterpart Appliance Fill It With Flowers First Time in the Sun Harmful to Touch Hat of Authority Hollywood Torches Human Notepad Hybrid Power Last Episode Theme Reprise Magical Camera Medals for Everyone Moment of Silence Myopic Architecture Nested Mouths Onrushing Army Present Tense Narrative Reverse Arm-Fold Robbing the Dead Sand Worm Separated by the Wall Sidetrack Bonus Summon to Hand Supernatural Aid Supernaturally Marked Grave Terrain Sculpting Too Many Mouths Trial by Combat Traumatic Superpower Awakening Violence Detector Wet-for-Dry You Know What to Do You Sexy Beast Zip Mode
And the following are tropes I eventually hope to research or launch:
Circular Motifs Frozen With Shock Kaufman Humour
Mercy Precedent President Outgrown Such Filthy Procreation
(or, We Will Not Have Sex In The Future
) The Philistine Rust Aesthetic Shocked Into Stupidity Shooting At The Ground A Lot Suspiciously Familiar Fantasy Name Temporary Tone Shift Thematic Summation
And the following are tropes that I meant to write but someone got to first, thereby saving me the trouble:
No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus Super Speed Reading