Funny / Go Get a Roomie!

• Lillian's reaction to discovering that her plan to be unable to find Roomie isn't working, thanks to Steve:
  Lillian: That friend...she's not, by any unbelievable chance, a crazy girl with long hair in a ponytail...
  Steve: Actually, I—
  Lillian: Please, just answer with a "no".
  Steve: Uh—you mean a "yes" or a "no"?
  Lillian: A "no" would be splendid.
• Lillian figures out what Roomie meant when she said "I like you".^note Especially Hilarious in Hindsight because Roomie really does like Lillian, like being around Lillian, and likes Lillian for who she is ... in addition to trying to get into her pants the whole time.
• "In case this kiss doesn't suffice."
• When Evelyne first arrives at Lillian's house.
• When Roomie apologizes for grossing out Lillian with nude pics.
  Lillian: "Disgusted" is a bit of a strong word.
  Roomie: But—
  Lillian: I said they disturbed me. I was asleep and they woke me up.
  Roomie: Oh. [suddenly grinning] Well then!
  Lillian: There is no "well then". It doesn't mean anything and get that smile out of my face. It says way more than it should.
• Roomie has no poker face.
  Lillian: You said so yourself. I'm the opposite of the spice in your life. I understand, and it's fine. I don't think it's a bad thing. So stop worrying.
  Roomie: I'm not worrying.
  Lillian: Your face is constipated with worry.
• Roomie continues having no poker face.
  Roomie: We gotta see that friend I told you about once upon a time!
  Lillian: When you said you'd do me as a favor in return?
  Roomie: [flirtatiously] I wouldn't — ever —
  Lillian: Is this "friend of yours" some kind of therapist? To "fix" me?
  Roomie: [anxiously] I wouldn't — ever —
  Lillian: It's okay, Roomie. Fortunately, your face says more than your words.
• The reaction of The Knight in Furs to The Cave of Silence.
• "Woohoo! Level up, baby!" "..."
• Jak has to explain to Aggie and Jo that Roomie went "Away from the beer!"
• "...we are welcomed ... right?"
• Guilden and Roomie are beginning to make out when Roomie is distracted by some toilet paper. Guilden comes up with a way to get her back on track.
• "Off"
• The end of Lillian's phone conversation with Allan in "This Is Your Song".
• VRRRRRRR....
  • what is happening
• The worlds longest sigh.
• "Yoga" with Roomie.
• Woc talks to Roomie while giving her a backrub.
• Lillian asks Woc an awkward question.
• Ramona attempts to maintain her cool facade upon departing from WOC's house.
• "Tink"
• Roomie Returns.
• "Waaaaaah."
• "Now, KISS!"
• The reaction of Steve and the Twins when they find out Roomie hasn't been laid in a month.
  Steve: Quick! To The FUCKMOBILE!
  Roomie: I'm fucked.
  Lillian: Well you're about to be.
• LT: Professional Coat-rack.
• "Not a bowl."
• Ramona getting under WOC's skin during her pottery lesson.
• "Ninja style!"
• "Open up a bit."
• Richard getting one-upped by Garden Boy.
• "You fucking did."
• Poor Matt...
• Richards reaction to getting a kiss from Garden Boy.
  Richard: Holy mother frigging biscuits, Batman. FUCK. ME.
  Garden Boy: I can't yet.
• A gagged Guilden laughing at Ramona's belief in faeries.
• Guilden hitting on Jak. When she finds out Jak "Isn't fully equipped" we get this.
• Lillian buying herself a nice sweater. Which turns out to be made by "Lesbos" and has a lesbian symbol on the front.
  Lillian: The might explain a few things about the saleswoman's reaction. I thought she didn't like my face, but that might actually have been flirting.
• Richard playing the part of distracting child when Roomie and Lillian start fighting.
• Lillian asking Roomie what she thinks of herself. Roomie's response?
  Roomie: I think everyone on the planet has seen my boobs at this point.
  Lillian: Oh, I didn't even notice you were naked again.
• WOC shares with Roomie that she prefers Roomie's nickname for her over Richard's.
  Roomie: Heh. I love how you use the name I gave you.
  WOC: Better than Richard's nickname.
  Roomie: What was it?
  WOC: *grumpily smokes her pipe* "Fairy POT-mother".
• "Could you stop moving your face so much? It's making me dizzy."
• Roomie finally realizing something odd about her friends.
  Roomie: Waiiiit a minute. My room-mates are all HOT.
• Lillian getting trolled by her own dream.
• After dropping a revelation in Roomie's ear, Lillian sits down with her journal.
  [In the journal]: Holyshiiiiit what have I done what have I done what have I done what
  [cut to Lillian, apparently placid, pausing for a moment to consider before resuming]
  [In the journal]: have I— AAAAAAAA
• A few pages into Chapter 30, Ramona and Richard notice Lillian and Roomie acting differently. Lillian attempts to quell their curiosity with a story of a dream. It works ... briefly.
  "Wait. That doesn't explain anything."
  [cue Roomie and Lillian holding hands and fleeing as Richard and Ramona shout questions after them]
• Comfy.
• Jo carrying a super hammered Roomie out at closing time, while she rants about how she's changed.
  Jo: Roomie, if you want to change, start now.
  Roomie: Woc, is that you!? You've changed!
• A barely awake Lillian trying to get a passed out Roomie into a bed. For all of one sentence before she falls back asleep.
• Ramona getting a contact high from a stuffed bunny.
• How to lure a Lillian.
• Despite the fact they've become a couple Roomie still freaks out when she thinks she might be being brought closer to "normal". So Lillian has to lay down the law.
  Lillian: You want it simple? I'll give it to you simple. You don't like certain terms that might bring you closer to a "normal" lifestyle? That's fine. I won't use them. But if it hurts your poor little ego to the point of distancing yourself from me...I'm sorry, but it's too late for that.
  Roomie: *With hearts for eyes* We're a couple and you're my girlfriend.
• Roomie and Lillian having a furious makeout session...in the middle of a sacred, serious ceremony. And of course, Ramona being completely flabbergasted by the whole event.
• The lyrical styling's of Jo the bartender.
• Lillian making Roomie blush the day after the sweat lodge makeout.
• Matt is beautiful.
• Richard learns a little too much about his dad.
• Lillian discovers the downside of being the middle occupant of a shared bed. Eve has no such issues.
• As his mother only shows interest in her kids when they act like she wants, Richard decides to troll her.
• What does Lillian decide to do while Roomie has a minor emotional moment? Get a handful of her butt.
• Lillian having a total meltdown over the combined prospect of possibly having sex with Roomie, and her wearing a towel.
  Lillian: It's like seeing a fish go scuba diving!
• Dating: Ramona style.
• A new character? A mysterious Bifauxnen who appears in this strip had readers guessing her identity for a few days. It's Ramona, the twins swapped their haircuts a few weeks earlier.
• "GRMPH" ^note Translation:"Fine"
• Having an identity crisis regarding her gender, Ramona decides to prove she's a woman. By running topless down the street, cackling like a madwoman. Or she at least imagines doing so.
• Lillian trying to have a little...personal time. Roomie is completely oblivious as to why she's locked the bedroom door.
  Roomie: Come when you're ready.
  Lillian: That's the plan. Now GO.
  • The following page has Roomie trying to think of something to do. While sitting around naked and staring at her crotch. She does what you'd expect...decide to go frolicking in the forest!
• Lillian cracks the code.
• Lillian is done beating around the bush.
• Aggie confidently declaring she's done falling for any pretty girl who walks by. A declaration which lasts all of 1 panel when Maddy walks by.
  Aggie: Who was that?
• Sex?