Funny / Subnormality

• Store owner reserves the right to act like an insufferable biblical patriarch.
  • MUSHROOMS CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT AND THE FURY IN MY PANTS
    • "All is madness! I am the victor!"
• This is how you react. When asked what wine to pair with human flesh.
• ...IT'S THESE CONSTANT ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE BY TIME TRAVELLERS! I MEAN, YOU KIND OF HAVE TO WONDER!!
• "MY PRIZE PETUNIAS!"
• The pink-haired woman proving herself yet again as an Extreme Doormat. Especially funny because of the utter Insane Troll Logic on display by the other guy with a stolen dog in a safe.
  PHG: Why does your store keep pets in a safe?!
  Mr. Jaleco: So they don't get stolen! Jeez! Are you gonna watch him for me or not?!

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